Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

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sdock10 said...

Mayo,

How are you? What did you do today? I hope you didn't waste it by going to see Hancock. That movie was lame. Oh well, oh well, oh well. I've wasted far more time on less than that before, so...

Tonight, I'm in a drawing, doodling mood. I've been that way all week actually. It's weird. I can't remember the last time I sat down and just created something. "Something." I use that term very loosely. It's cool to me and it helps me clear my head for a little while. I might decide to let ya'll see it one of these days.

Or not.

Either way it's a fucking good time.

I think I'll get back to it.

Hope you have a wonderful night.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. I'm 4 hours in.

Anonymous said...

Is Mother Earth
Kapunua - Weaver Girl - Sei - Ms Lovett - EE Cummings - - - - -
Surely she would not insult her best friends in such an underhanded way.

Anonymous said...

for my True Love, who is always in my heart

Never been no fragile flower
I always got too much to say
Never had much luck with love and romance
I guess it's always been that way
But I've been seriously thinking
About slippin' on the velvet gloves
I know it's strange but my lucks about to change
Cause what we got here is True love, yeh, yeh
True Love, you can't buy it - no, no
You know it ain't like nothin' else
True Love, you really ought to try it
You owe it to yourself to get ya some - True Love

You know I wake up every morning
It's the first thing on my mind
This is a permanent condition, of the most serious kind
Now let me tell you baby
That you were sent from up above
Give me a sign - let's not waste any more time
Cause what we got here is True love, yeh, yeh

I called the man at the video store and I said
Cancel my membership, I won't be needing it no more
Found something else to occupy my nights
And baby it's just the right
Amount of True Love

I called the man at the video store and I said
Cancel my membership, I won't be needing it no more
Found something else to occupy my nights
And baby it's just the right
Amount of True Love, True Love - Yeh

Everybody wants it, everybody needs True Love
Don't get me wrong about the bad love
I gotta have good love
True Love - yeah - true Love - Ohh
Ummm...
True Love

Anonymous said...

I've had other guys
I've looked into their eyes
But I never knew love before
'Til you walked through my door
I've had other lips
I've sailed a thousand ships
But no matter where I go
You're the one for me baby this I know, 'cause it's

True love
You're the one I'm dreaming of
Your heart fits me like a glove
And I'm gonna be true blue baby I love you

I've heard all the lines
I've cried oh so many times
Those tear drops they won't fall again
I'm so excited 'cause you're my best friend
So if you should ever doubt
Wonder what love is all about
Just think back and remember dear
Those words whispered in your ear, I said

True love
You're the one I'm dreaming of
Your heart fits me like a glove
And I'm gonna be true blue baby I love you

No more sadness, I kiss it good-bye
The sun is bursting right out of the sky
I searched the whole world for someone like you
Don't you know, don't you know that it's

True love, oh baby, true love, oh baby
True love, oh baby, true love it's

True, so if you should ever doubt
Wonder what love is all about
Just think back and remember dear
Those words whispered in your ear, I said

True love
You're the one I'm dreaming of
Your heart fits me like a glove
And I'm gonna be true blue baby I love you

'Cause it's

True love, oh baby, true love, oh baby
True love, oh baby, true love it's

Anonymous said...

Pat Benatar vs. Madonna? No contest. Pat wins, every time.

Anonymous said...

Make me come undone, tell me why
I get the feeling, honey, you're the one

To feel the power of your tender touch
I never wanted a man so much

Anonymous said...

I just ran across your blog and some of it I find intriguing. Some of it I find stimulating. Stop by my blog sometime and leave me a note.

Anonymous said...

I drove home tonight listening to TBPID while watchimg fireworks go off all around me. Magical.

Anonymous said...

The Jonas brothers are strangely hot.

Anonymous said...

new SP post

Anonymous said...

What is SP?

Anonymous said...

one of the Jonas brothers completely ripped off Gerard's look.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, that could explain my attraction...

Anonymous said...

so when do you think K is going to come on and deny that she is Mother Earth?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello anyone home

Anonymous said...

I really don't think that was K.

Anonymous said...

Anyone here?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello bc and rw

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, MJ & BC :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

whats up rw

resurrected wreck said...

Not much, MJ. Just watching YouTube and waiting for my laundry to dry.

How about you?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am watching a movie

resurrected wreck said...

What movie?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It is an animated movie called ringing bell.

It id about a lamb who's mom is killed by a wolf. The lamb wants to kill the wolf but can't because he is too weak.

So the wolf teaches him to be like a wolf. And in the end the ram( who was the lamb) kills the wolf.

He is all alone know because the other sheep won't take him back and the wolf is dead

resurrected wreck said...

That sounds sad :(

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It was

resurrected wreck said...

I'm watching British comedy shows.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

what were you watching on you tube

Martha Smith-Jones said...

what shows

resurrected wreck said...

I'm watching Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

Anonymous said...

Hi mj, hi RW *squeeze* how are you guys?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, BC! :) *squeeze*

I'm well, thank you. How are you tonight?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello bc.

Rw you were talking about that show earlier

resurrected wreck said...

Yep, I'm still watching it. There are 21 seasons worth of shows.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

21 seasons!? What season are you on

resurrected wreck said...

Not sure, It's going by date, not season number. At the moment I'm watching the Christmas 2006 episode.

resurrected wreck said...

It's not been on for 21 years, it's only been on since 1996 or so, so they must have more than one season per year.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Dear god that is a lot.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Last time I was on you tube I was watching foamy episodes.

resurrected wreck said...

What's foamy?

Anonymous said...

RW, I just got home so I'm really tired. After the festival, I stopped by Whole Foods, so my feet is killing me right now, it's good to be home :)

resurrected wreck said...

Did you have a good time at the festival, BC?

Anonymous said...

Please go see the new SP post. Kapunua, stop chewing out your FRIENDS for the things they enjoy.

Amyranth said...

'Allo 'Allo?


-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Foamy

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, A :)

How's your kitty?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello amy.

resurrected wreck said...

Thanks, MJ :)

Anonymous said...

If K was indeed the bitchy earth mother anon chewing out her FRIENDS over NASCAR, then I want to know what that hypocrite drives.

Anonymous said...

She says she likes directness and honesty. She said she would not "straight up" lie. We should ask her.

Kapunua were you posting as Mother Earth on June 29, 2008?Did you post all of that Nascar information that got your friends upset?

resurrected wreck said...

Clips from Never Mind The Buzzcocks

Anonymous said...

If that was her, I want to know what the hypocritical whore drives

Anonymous said...

I still don't know what SP is in reference to.

Anonymous said...

You know what, dumbass? She does drive an ecofriendly car!

Anonymous said...

Then she WAS the nascar anon!!! DUHHHH

Anonymous said...

What kind of car does K drove, did she ever say?? I'm not being mean to her, I am not the suspicious shit stirring anon. I'm just curious what kidn of car.

Anonymous said...

I did RW, but there was way too many people, but it was cool :)

Hiya Amy, how's your kitty doing?

Anonymous said...

I do not know the exact make, but I do know it is eco friendly.

Anonymous said...

If she drives a hybrid she must be riiiich.... Well until she lost her job!!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

rw oh my god she was drunk. screw having msi on that show just have lynz

Anonymous said...

Alls i know is its red. She had a picture of it a few months. Yes I look at Ka's pictures. I think they are cute.

toujours said...

did i beat laverne here? :D

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, TJ :)

Anonymous said...

sad, so sad.

toujours said...

i did!!!

*victory dance*

Anonymous said...

I always steal pictures of Adam Lazzara from K's photobucket. :) Now stop being mean little fuckers to her.

resurrected wreck said...

rw oh my god she was drunk. screw having msi on that show just have lynz

I would pay so much money to see that!

toujours said...

hi resurrected wreck. :)

Anonymous said...

*anons join arms and form line.*

Anonymous said...

What kind of ecofriendly car? Where the picture of her with the car? She posts pictures of everything else. What about all those video games she plays. Experts say they are responsible for the dumbing down of people too. Experts also say they are responsible for much of today's teenage violence.

I do not agree with those experts. I'm also not the one posting things that I know will get my friends upset and make them feel bad for liking things they like.

Let Smoke&Venom and Sdock enjoy their Nascar races without laying a guilt trip at their feet.

Amyranth said...

Hallo MJ and RW!

How are you two this evening? Awful quiet tonight.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello tj

toujours said...

er...why are you doing that, anon?

Anonymous said...

I think you anons are barking up the wrong tree. When Kapu rants she does it signed in. She's crossed swords with her friends over things like that before and it was all signed in for all to see. Think what you want but I think you are wrong.

toujours said...

hey martha, hi amyranth. :)

resurrected wreck said...

T'is quiet, A. How's your evening been?

Anonymous said...

I don't know exactly where the pic is but its on her photobucket somewhere. I just remember seeing a red car.

Amyranth said...

Hallo BC and Teej!

BC, getting there! She's still not happy with the drops.

Mister however, seems to be getting worse. I'm worried, because he won't take any cough medicine for it.

-A

Anonymous said...

me too, other anon, total wrong tree, not even in the right forest.

anima said...

*sneaking in*


Hi everyone. Hey Mr. Naise.

Oh what have I missed? ....

*goes back to catching up*

Amyranth said...

RW, outright boring.

Trying to decide HOW to quit.

Do I leave a note, or just throw my badge at my manager?

-A

anima said...

Hugs to Martha, Amyranth, TJ, BC and RW. :)

toujours said...

*glomps anima*

hi there! ♥

elena said...

Laverne is running a bit slow tonight TJ and you know why.

Anonymous said...

Then the real Mother Earth anon should stand up and say who it is. I feel bad that Red Car Gal always gets singled out.

Amyranth said...

Hallo Anima! How's it going?

-A

toujours said...

and where's elena?

*squints into the dark corners*

we were kinda racing here, but she can't have gotten that far behind me...

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Amy i am well.

maybe you could hide is medicine in a drink

I think I live in the amityville horror house. Because I am surrounded by flies.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Anima :)

toujours said...

*spins around to see laverne right behind her*

damn, slow but sneaky!

:D

Anonymous said...

Me too, ironically.

resurrected wreck said...

Do I leave a note, or just throw my badge at my manager?

Oooo! Wouldn't that be satisfying! I've always wanted to leave a crappy job by making a scene then walking out.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Elena :)

Amyranth said...

MJ, I actually considered that. There's a cocktail called "A Kiss in the Dark" that is putrid enough that adding cough syrup wouldn't make it too much worse.

-A

Anonymous said...

If you were posting as Mother Earth say it. It will end the speculation and there will be no need to ask Kapunua when she does come back. Smoke&Venom and Sdock10 may feel better knowing that it was not their friend posting those things.

Anonymous said...

Why you too ironically? I just like her. I think she's a pistol and she takes alot of shit for nothing.

anima said...

Oh Elena too!

Hiya ladies. *smooches*

So what did I miss? Shall I look back? I should.

Everyone doing okay?

elena said...

Hi RW

Hello Anima. Hey I left you a message.

Anonymous said...

'When she comes back', you're right, she did say she was going away or meeting her cousin or brother or something this weekend. Take that anons. She ain't even around.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello anima and elena

toujours said...

ok so far, anima. :)

Anonymous said...

She's not a whore she's a bitch. She just wishes men wanted her enough to be a whore.

Amyranth said...

RW, I agree! I might get to yet. The SM won't be back until next monday, and depending on what she has to say to me when she walks in the door, there may be a big scene.

-A

elena said...

Hi Martha

Hi anons

I really shouldn't be here.

toujours said...

well, personally, i thought the stuff about nascar was interesting. i had never looked at it in that light before, and now i'm wondering how much of that is true for moto gp, as well.

true, there was a bit of excessive zeal in what "mother earth" was posting, the information itself was eye-opening.

anima said...

Wanna hear a funny story?

Of course you do!

Ummm, I 'pepper-sprayed' myself tonight. My hubby bought me a new one for protection. And I was testing it out as one should, but there was this back wind. Blew towards me. It didn't bother me initially, but as I driving home, I began gasping, I pulled over and puked. Fucked up, eh?

It burned the shit out of my lungs. Nice.

Anonymous said...

I was being ironic because I was all defending and she doesn't like me.

elena said...

Kapunua hating anon

Shut up. It's been really nice here without all the drama. Leave K alone.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

God damn these flies.

and here is something odd. There is a spider living next to my lamp. But all the flies are going to the lamp and sitting on it.

Anonymous said...

She never leaves home without her crackberry Anon. She can post from any where.She has.

toujours said...

now, now, elena. you shouldn't be here because you can't really see the screen very well? or because you should be somewhere else?

Amyranth said...

Elena, you say that every night.

-A

Anonymous said...

Yay elena!

toujours said...

oh, anima! ouch ouch. :(

at least now you know exactly what you'll be dishing out though, right? :)

Anonymous said...

How do you know what she takes with her when she leaves home? Are you a spy??

Anonymous said...

Hiya anima, TJ *hugs* Amy, I hope bf will get better, but I think eventually you're gonna have to force him to take some medicine

Anonymous said...

SIGN THE FUCK IN CARRIE

Martha Smith-Jones said...

anima when i was little i did that with that dog spray that mailmen have


not good

anima said...

Elena, I got your message. :) Thank you!

toujours said...

hey bc. what was your favorite taste at the food festival? :)

Amyranth said...

BC, maybe if they made cough syrup that tasted like beer, he wouldn't be so stubborn.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

anon when kapu is on her crack berry you can tell. there are misspellings and extra letters.

Anonymous said...

Shes said it here. I don't need to be a spy. I can read. She posted from work, her car, a bench, the beach, the TBS concert line, the movies .Everywhere she goes. She has no problem tellin us where shes posting from.

anima said...

Blogger ate my comment. Fucker.

Carrie said...

Man, you are actually starting to impress me now. I wasn't signing in because I'm all watching a movie with my kid. I was defending K, sorry if that's all offending to you Fiona. I don't know what kind of car she drives, I think it is ecofriendly, crucify me now, fucktard.

Anonymous said...

I just think that if Kapu was to tell Sdock and Smoke about Nascar, she would tell them. She is kind of direct like that. Isn't that part of what makes people not like her??

Anonymous said...

Fiona??

anima said...

Anon, why are you claiming "Carrie?" Err, maybe I should not ask. Who is everyone talking about anyway? Kapunua?

So confused.

.....

Hey Mayo, how the fuck are you?

(trying to change subjects)

Anonymous said...

Hi Elena. Anima, I couldn't help but laugh a bit at your story. Sorry! :(

Anonymous said...

Why are you calling me names like fucktard, I am glad that someone else defends her. No one else sure does.

Anonymous said...

Anima posted "fuckers" made me think of this book i am currently reading, a Stephanie Plum book #13. They all were calling the cable company fuckers. It was so freaking funny! Guess you need to read it.

If you haven't read Janet Evanovich before, grab one, you will laugh.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello carrie

Anonymous said...

yes Anima, you are right, they are talking abotu Kapu. Earlier some one calling themself "Mother Earth" posted about why they thought NASCAR was bad for the environment and Sdock and Smoke who are NASCAR fans got upset. Most anons seem to think that it was Kapu being Mother Earth but I disagree. I've been here long enough to see that she has disagreed with them on things already signed in.

Carrie said...

I don't like being called out, and saw it as hostile, I apologize if that was not the intention.

anima said...

BC, you should laugh! It was so ridiculous! I had to pull my car over and open the door so I could puke. So stupid. I should have tested the wind before firing. :)


Thanks Stephanie Plum Fan, I will definitely look into it. I'm not much of a 'reader' but if 'fucker' rang true, I'm all eyes and ears!

Anonymous said...

Poor Kapu, she takes a beating all the freaking time. Can you people just leave her the hell alone!! Man, talk about needing to get a life, that would be YOU anons who like to come in and bash people. Didnt your mother ever tell you, "If you dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything at all." I think that was even on a disney movie. Anyone remember which one?

elena said...

Janet Evanovich rules

I just started the 14th book.

elena said...

Well I been drinkin' again
And I know it's a sin
But I just can't refuse an old friend
Cause life is gettin' me down
And I been two times around
And there ain't nothing but pain around the bend
I'm not made for the time
I'm born in the wrong century
There's too much craziness here....

Yep, KANSAS is speaking to me tonight!

anima said...

Anon @ 1:55, thank you for explaining.

I understand. Kapunua would never call out her friends as an anon. I promise you. I know her ways, and she is not someone that would make a statement w/o her friends knowing it was her. She's pretty confident in her statements.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Bambi

Carrie said...

exactly, Anima.

anima said...

*high fives Elena!*

Anonymous said...

elena,

How many times do you think they said "fucker" in #13?

I am glad to see someone else loves her too.

anima, you would love it. It is always a quick read and it will make you laugh.

Anonymous said...

Thank the Lord I am not the only one who see's that! I think many anons just like to get people here fighting. I don't know what 'Mother Earth's intentions here were, if it was to start a fight or if they were really concerned over NASCAR but Kapu usually just comes out with shit like that signed in.

elena said...

Love ya Anima!!!!

Anonymous said...

She also did inspire me to look up the story about diamonds and it made me feel sick. This blog has changed alot of my views.

Anonymous said...

Good night Lovelies, have a nice night



-A not mean lurker, sometimes commenter

anima said...

Plum Fan: I'm love a quick read for sure! (way ADD) And I am always down for a laugh. Thanks for the recommendation. :)

Carrie said...

I would like to talk to the SIGN THE FUCK IN CARRIE anon, were you just trying to be funny? Did you make a lucky guess? Why does it bother you if I anon?

Anonymous said...

It doesn't make sense that Kapu would mouth off about the 4th of July and Native ways signed in but be too chickenshit to mouth off about NASCAR?? Just statin.

elena said...

Stephanie Plum anon

I'm not sure. Ok, important question - who do you like better - Joe or Ranger?

Anonymous said...

TJ, favorite food...hmm...there was so many, but I really liked these italian fries I tried. They look like the fries from Arby's except that they tasted like breadsticks with parmarsan cheese. They were good. And the italian lemon ice was also delicious.
There was also this chocolate covered fruit on a kabob that was also good, if not a bit messy :)

Poor Amy. Hopefully there'll be a way to make him take some medicine ^_^

anima said...

Night Anon. Happy Dreams.



Anon of changed views, awesome. It is one of the many beauties of this place. Not sure what came first, but I have definitely opened up to so much. Kind of cool, right?!




LOVE YOU TOO ELENA!!!!

toujours said...

well, i'm going to pack it in for the night. i'm tired. all that chair-dancing wore me out. :)

good night everyone. sweet dreams.

Carrie said...

Night, TJ!

toujours said...

oh, sounds good, bc! thanks for answering!

good night. :)

anima said...

Ummm, my sentences are not making sense. The 'effects' of pepper spray must be the culprit. :)

...

My stomach feels yucky. I think I should go.

....

♥ to all of you.

Hope to hang out soon.

Mayo, I miss you. I do. Just as I do all my friends here.

SS, same to you my friend. Hoping all is good and so fucking happy you can hardly stand it!

Anonymous said...

Poor anima. I remember reading that a similar incident happened to someone else lol

Carrie said...

And love to you too, Anima.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight anon and tj

anima said...

BC, *hugs* (with a hint of pepper) ♥

Amyranth said...

Goodnight Teej and Anima!~

-A

anima said...

♥ to Carrie, Martha, BC, TJ, Elena, Anon friends.

Sleep tight!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What is SP?

SP is the erotica blog that OP J and L started.

elena said...

Night Anima and TJ

I'm gonna write my goodnight to The Man now.

Talk to you guys later.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

goodnight anima and elena

Carrie said...

Night, guys. Anon, seriously, if you wanna talk, my email is alyannie@sbcglobal.net.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Elena, sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

C'mon, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer


Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of it is getting stronger
Don't you fight it, do you try to do the conga beat

Everybody, get around now, let your body feel the heat
Don't you worry if you can't dance, let the music move your feet
It's the rhythm of the island, and like sugar-canes so sweet
If you want to do the conga, you've got to listen to the beat


Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of it is getting stronger
Don't you fight it, do you try to do the conga beat


Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away
'Cos tonight we're gonna party 'til we see the break of day
Better get yourself together, and hold on to what you got
Once the music hits your system, there's no way you're gonna
stop


Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of it is getting stronger
Don't you fight it, do you try to do the conga beat


Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of it is getting stronger
Don't you fight it, do you try to do the conga beat


Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of it is getting stronger
Don't you fight it, do you try to do the conga beat

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga!

Carrie said...

Aw, Titanic, still a good flick.

Amyranth said...

WOOOOOOO CONGA!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRIBAAAAAAA!!!

*dances*

-A

toujours said...

mayo,

went and saw fireworks tonight. last year i was at a beach on the oregon coast, watching them with all my uncles, doing my best to not think about my dad's memorial service the next day.

this year i was on the strip in a nearby town, sitting with the other side of my family.

i wonder where i'll be next year?

but they were neat and bright and beautiful all the same, fireworks always are (and it's official: everything really does make me think of you. *facepalm*), and i'm always drawn into the enjoyment of them, though i never think i will be.

afterwards, standing up and folding up the chair, i saw the crescent moon in the sky. she had been behind me the entire time, a completely different sort of night-time display.

she was just as bright and beautiful as the fireworks. a thin curved blade in the western sky, orange when i first spotted her, but as we drove back, i watched her sink toward the horizon, growing in size and becoming more red with every glance.

remarkable.

there are moments in every day, mayo, where we have the opportunity to open ourselves up to what is around us. we always have the choice to shut down our awareness of our environment, or to allow our awareness to blossom out and encompass everything.

both are necessary states, i think. both can bring beauty and comfort. sometimes, we must live within ourselves, and sometimes we must live within the world.



good night, my friend. sleep well and dream deep

Martha Smith-Jones said...

goodnight carrie

looks like we have an anon who likes to dance

Martha Smith-Jones said...

blogger you bitch

elena said...

Mayo

Oh holy hell I just had to check to make sure I spelled your name right. God Bless spell check. Well I’m not really gonna write you a goodnight cause to be honest I’m pretty much shit faced. Yep, Elena has been drinking. Why you might ask. Or not. I have no damn reason other than I felt like it. Yep, that’s totally the reason. I don’t have to worry about my kids tonight cause the husband is here to handle any crisis that might happen. Good for him. He should do that more often. So in a way I’m off the clock. I don’t have to worry about anything. That is a nice feeling. So I’ve had a few drinks…few (just what number constitutes few?) Oh hell yeah spell check just spelled constitutes for me. The voice in my head is screaming, “shut up Elena”. Yeah, why is it calling me Elena? It knows my real name and yet it’s calling me Elena. I would put some deep thought into that but no, not now. There is no deep thoughts gonna happen right now. Wait shouldn’t that be “No deep thoughts ARE gonna happen right now? Probably, but what difference could that possible make? None that I can think of. So anyway Mayo I just wanted to tell you goodnight. Fuck. I’m not even sure why I feel the need to do this but I do. Shit, I’ve never written one of these while intoxicated. (Side note I actually spelled intoxicated all by myself without the spell check. I’m so proud)

Mayo I hope you've had a great 4th of July weekend so far. I hope you…no never mind. I was going to say more but damn it that voice is telling me to shut up again and I think I better listen.

Night Mayo

Elena (so much to say but still having enough sense to shut up)

Anonymous said...

ARRRRRRRRRRIBAAAAAAA

:-D

Amyranth said...

I think I'm going to go, nothing useful to add to the conversation tonight.

That and I'm freaking tired, but wired for sound. I think I'll go harass the cats.

Goodnight Lovelies.

Mayo, I'm going to the Stampede on Monday night. I'll try to bring back some photos to share with you all.

-A

Amyranth said...

Oh, alright.

ONE MORE TIME!!

AAARRRIIIBBBAAAAAAA!!!!

-A

Anonymous said...

Well shake it up baby TWIST AND SHOUT

Amyranth said...

*twists off to bed*

Goodnight everyone!

*twist, twist, twist*

-A

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Amy, sweet dreams. I'm gonna call it a night. I'm too tired. Goodnight mj, dance anon

elena said...

Angels have fallen, fallen from heaven, where did they go
No one could save them no one forgave them their chance to know
When I hear them below I think how it is to be weary
Children are restless they know what can happen when men are vain
Talking in riddles won't keep them from knowing you've gone insane
They know a few will try to gain by trying to live like their teachers

Save me for now, save me forever
Hold me so close, I can't bear to go
There's darkness around me or is it within me
You're living forever, I'm dying so slow

Inside a window that leads to your conscience you'll see, you'll hear
People are talking maybe you know them, they know you're near
Masking themselves from fear and asking themselves who their friends are

Well you say that you've been here in this life and time
You say it's no good here, but you say that so fine
You reach for your winnings, an angelic excuse
Round them you act humble, still you never refuse
You better tell all your people to watch for a sign
Make them glad they are living in this life and time
The angels have fallen, they've all gone away
It's you that must find them by living each day

Elena is feeling KANSAS tonight. See ya tomorrow Mayo!

anima said...

TJ, Elena, and many others...I admire your 'goodnights.'

Mayo, you are so fucking lucky. Just sayin'. We are all pretty damn lucky to be able to share this with you. Right on.

ROCK KNUCKLES!

I dreamt of you last night. Silly? Of course.

Wishing you so much happiness in your life. I cannot explain.

Take care my friend. Treat yourself good. You are worth it.

Anonymous said...

still twistin on deck



Boot Scootin Boogie

'Night everybody

boggies off deck

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight amy, bc and dancing anon


Blogger you are a bitch

Anonymous said...

one more time

Boot Scootin Boogie

heeeeehawwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

Look at this big eyed fish swimmin' in the sea
Oh, how it dreams to be a bird, swoopin',
divin' through the breeze
So one day, caught a big old wave up onto the beach
Now he's, dead you see
Beneath the sea is where a fish should be

But, oh, God
Under the weight of life
Things seem brighter on the other side


You see this crazy man decided not to breathe
He turned red, then blue, purple, colorful indeed
No matter how his friends begged and pleaded
the man would not concede
And now he's, dead you see
The silly man should know you got to breathe

But, oh, God
Under the weight of life
Things seem brighter on the other side

oh, God
but under the weight of life
Things seem so much better on the other side

No way
No way
No way out of here

See the little monkey
Sitting in his monkey tree, one day
Decided to climb down and run off to the city
But look at him now: tired and drunk
Livin' in the street
As good as dead, you see
cause every monkey shoud know to stay up in their fuckin tree!!!!

But, oh, God
Under the weight of life
Things seem brighter on the other side

Oh, God
But, under the weight of life
Things seem so much better on the other side

No way
No way
No way
No way out of here

Oh God
Under the weight of life
Things seem brighter on the other side

rein in my dreams
rein in my dreams
rein in
brighter on the other side

Oh God
Under the weight of life
rein in my dreams rein
rein in my

no way

Anonymous said...

I love Dave. He is the man! fo sure

Anonymous said...

who wants eggs? I do. gonna make some eggs.adios amigos

Anonymous said...

Older than a childhood that you miss
Deeper than a legend or a ancient myth
Brushed by an angel’s wing in flight
Darker than the heart’s darkest night

Held close like a whisper of a prayer
Forged in a hero’s righteous stare
Touched by the one who stays unseen
Locked in the chest of your deepest dreams


One last chance one last breath
One more time to fill your chest
One hill to climb before you rest
It’s coming down to one last breath

Open like the eyes of a soaring bird
Hurting like a memory of an unkind word
Stopping at the edge of an old sea cliff
Lingers like your lover’s final kiss

It comes down to one last breath

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think some of you anons have had to much to drink

Anonymous said...

Straight in, suck up and go,
Cool it, swallow, swallow
Breathe deep, take it all
It comes cheap
Push it through the doors
Because in between the lines
Im gonna pack more lines
So I can get in
Ooh traffic jam got more cars
Than a beach got sand
Suck it up, suck it up, suck it up,
Fill it up until no more
Im no crazy creep, Ive got it coming
To me because Im not satisfied
The hunger keeps on growing
I eat too much
I drink too much
I want too much
Too much

Ive got to get it somewhere
I mean, you never know, maybe youre dreaming
Who do you think youre watching
Who do you think you need
Play for me, play more,
Ten times in the same day
I need more, Im going
Over my borders
Im going to take more, more
From you, letter by letter

I eat too much
I drink too much
I want too much

Too much

I told, god, Im coming
To your country
Im going to eat up your cities,
Your homes, you know
Ive got a stomach full its not
A chip on my shoulder
Ive got this growl in my tummy
And Im gonna stop it today

I eat too much
I drink too much
I want too much
Too much

Suck it up...

Anonymous said...

I think some of you anons have had to much to drink

July 6, 2008 4:19 AM

Ha. I think you are right. MJ you always were the wise one.

Anonymous said...

at least I dont rent out momnkeys

Anonymous said...

Come out, come out, no use in hiding.
Come out, come out, can you not see
Theres no place here, what were you expecting?
No room for both, just room for me.
So you will lay your arms down,
Yes, I will call this home.
Away, away, you have been banished.
Your land is gone, and given to me.
And here I will spread my wings.
Yes, I will call this home.
Whats this you say, you feel a right to remain?
Then stay and I will bury you.
Whats that you say, your fathers spirit still lives in this place?
Well, I will silence you.
Heres the hitch, your horse is leaving.
Dont miss your boat, its leaving now.
And as you go I will spread my wings.
Yes, I will call this home.
I have no time to justify to you,
Fool, youre blind, move aside for me.
All I can say to you my new neighbor,
You must move on or I will bury you.
Now as I rest my feet by this fire
Those hands once warmed here, but I have retired them.
I can breathe my own air and I can sleep more soundly
Upon these poor souls,
Ill build heaven and call it home.
Cause youre all dead now.
I live with my justice
And I live with my greed in me
I live with no mercy
And I live with my frenzy feet
I live with my hatred
And I live with my jealousy
I live with the notion that I dont need anyone but me
Dont drink the water
Dont drink the water
Blood in the water
Dont drink the water

Anonymous said...

Like a bird, a crow so strong
Knows the words to your secret song
He takes your hand, you fly so high
Before you live, you going to hear his cry
Before you live, your old life must die

Anonymous said...

you mean monkeys?

Anonymous said...

i hate crows

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Thank you 4:21


It looks like you guys are having a good time.

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