I Think I'll Call Him Walter.
I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.
p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.
("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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Goodnight I hope
I think it will be for real. blogger is starting to act up
Turnips Inherit Natural Colour
This Is Not Cool.
Yo.
-A
Toro Intended Natural Curls
Tripping
Is
Never
Classy
I think you're onto something there, A.
This Is Not Cool
0=NOPE
Tipping Is Not Compulsory
BUT IS THERE A JUNTA!
Yes there is. And I want my damn drink.
oh RW nice one!
Tittilation is never crass
resurrected wreck said...
I think you're onto something there, A.
This Is Not Cool
0=NOPE
I've noticed Mayo gets prickly when we start discussing "things like that".
..
I should know better, but like I've said, I can't help myself from time to time.
-A
I've noticed Mayo gets prickly when we start discussing "things like that".
Ah yes. I'd forgotten about that.
Hi, K :D Great concert review! Sounds like you had an amaaaaaaaazing time!
We talked to Elena's oldest daughter, who can't get ahold of her either. She and the middle daughter are going out looking for her now, and will call us in an hour regardless of whether they know anything.
Thank you, guys, for your concern. Right now, we're trying to keep it local, but if we need to call in the Cavalry, we'll let you all know, ok? Just start praying, if that's your thing, or thinking good thoughts, or whatever.
Back soon again.
J
Torrid Intimacies Need Completion
Tunic Isn't Nice Clothing
That Isn't Neat Cleaning
This Is Nice Cheese!
That I Necessarily Came.
These I Normally Color.
-A
J,
good.
I have unlimited long distance to the USA and Canada, let me know if you need me to start dialing.
-A
I'll keep my fingers crossed for everyone, J.
This Is Nice Cheese is a good one, A!
Timing Isn't Necessarily Comforting
Here's hoping she just lost her cellphone or something, and SHE'S driving around frantically looking for it, while we're losing our hats over something stupid.
-A
resurrected wreck said...
This Is Nice Cheese is a good one, A!
What can I say? I think with my tummy.
-A
Twilight Interrupted Nefarious Conjurings
Toads Interview Naked Cavemen
0_0
Tonight I Noticed Cracks
I feel completely helpless.
Elena, please call one of us.
Topless insane network coverage.
I am going to stay a while longer I want to know if elena is alright.
Hi Mayo, SS......everyone!
No time for the usual proper hellos now. I'm officially, seriously worried about Elena.
No word yet J and J?
She HAS to have her cellphone with her. I mean, If she's not at home she had to send the e-mail by her cell phone!
I'm wishing, hoping and praying that she's OKAY!!!
PLEASE let us know when ya'll hear ANYTHING!!!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Anima: You haven't had any word from her either?
Treats Invite Neighbourhood Cats
Not a word Wendy. I just sent TJ a text message to find out if she has heard from her.
:(
Elena: PLEASE check you e-mails and call someone!!!!
I am so worried about her too, and I'm completely useless apart form praying and hoping and waiting.
I don't want anything to happen to her and I'm a terrible pessimist so that's a great combinations
ELENA I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THE BLOG ON YOUR PHONE- PLEASE JUST TELL US YOU"RE OK!!!
Has TJ responded yet, Anima?
Did anyone near elena call the police. If see sent a message that is making you worried I think that the best thing to do is call the police.
*big hugs for everyone*
*especially for you Elena*
L just got off the phone with Elena's daughter. Elena just drove up at her house. After we talk to her, we'll talk to you guys.
Thank you, God, for keeping her safe.
J
TJ has not responded yet. :(
I'm with MJ. I have no idea what was in the email, but from the sounds of it it was pretty bad.
Better to be safe than sorry.
Oh thank God.
Great news, J!
Original Punks said...
L just got off the phone with Elena's daughter. Elena just drove up at her house. After we talk to her, we'll talk to you guys.
Thank you, God, for keeping her safe.
J
*shakes her fist*
My mother would have me shot and pissed on after a stunt like that.
-A
What 6 said.
I will stay up a little longer. to see how elena is.
Martha Jones said...
Did anyone near elena call the police. If see sent a message that is making you worried I think that the best thing to do is call the police.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't know Martha. I hope her daughters did; even though the authorities probably won't bother helping them look for her until she's "missing" for 24 hours.
hours :(
Unfortunately, I have to turn in. I've got an early bus to catch.
Best wishes to Elena for whatever she's going through.
Have a good night, everyone :)
Oh thank goodness!
I have that I don't know whether I want to yell at you or kiss you feeling !
like when my daughter ran off in the shops once.
oh what a relief.
Tines in nutty chocolate
Thank God!!! And thanks for letting us worryworts know J (and L)!
*group hug*
Goodnight RW~!
Good luck this time!
-A
goodnight RW sweet dreams and have a safe trip tomorrow
I agree, Ergo! I can breath now!
*big smooooooch*
RW: Have you and your luggage been happily reunited yet? :D
goodnight rw. i must be off now as well.
goodnight
Night RW, have a safe trip. Good luck with your luggage. :)
Thanks for your worries, too, for Elena.
J
like when my daughter ran off in the shops once.
I frequently did that as a child. I'm surprised I'm still alive after some of the stunts I've pulled.
-A
Night MJ too. Sleep well.
J
Now I can say the proper HELLOS.
Hi Amy, Ergo, Martha, RW, Anima, J, L, anons, watchers and lurkers!!!
How are you tonight?
Goodnight RW and Martha! Sweet dreams!
hi wendy
*smoooooooch*
Rw did get her luggage , in case she is off for real this time
Hey Everyone,
Of all the random times I pick to stop in...
I hope Elena is ok. Please let her know that I am thinking of her and hoping that she is alright.
-VM
While we're waiting to hear from Elena, I'll hang out with you guys.
Wendy, sorry about cutting off the phone call, but you understand. Maybe we can pick back up tomorrow night?
What's everyone else been up to today?
J
Hallo Wendy and VW.
Anyone seen Angel around lately?
-A
amy she did it twice!
I could happily have killed her! She was then threatened with one of those wrist strap leashes, it worked
Hi VM! How are you tonight?
No need to apologize, J! I just hope Elena is okay!
Hey VM, what we know so far is that Elena's home. That's good news in itself. We'll pass on your wishes when we talk to her, or her daughter. How are you doing? It was really good to meet you Sunday.
J
hello VM how are you?
I'm off in about 15 mins for titoring
( a new blogword)
Oh my god the drama. Please she is a grown woman and you lost contact with her for waht two or three hours and it became missing person's report on the blog! DRAMA
Amy: I think Angel said she was flying off to bluer heavens!
I do miss her though :/
She wrote a lovely farewell poem to us. I believe she called us 'midnight angels'!
*waves to her incase she flies through blogbelieve*
I am ok. Just finished up with one of my classes. I have to finish writing a final exam which I will give on Thursday. After that I have a presentation Thursday evening...then graduation on Saturday. (hurray)
Then I must decide on my future.
J,
it was a pleasure to meet you guys too. Amazing that we could all be there!
-VM
ergoproxy said...
amy she did it twice!
I could happily have killed her! She was then threatened with one of those wrist strap leashes, it worked
*muffles a giggle*
I had a harness. They had to tie me up to keep me from taking off three blocks in any direction. It stopped when I was about 4.
-A
Anon at 12.32,
FUCK YOU.
Elena is our friend, and what she sent to us was more than just "I'm tired and not having a good day." It sounded terrible. Obviously you have no friends, otherwise you would understand what we were worried about. Don't EVEN start with me, you understand me? DON'T EVEN START.
J
J: Tomorrow night will be fine!
:)
How are L's knees feeling now? Is she still limping around the apartment?
Ergo: I hear that titoring is so much more stressful than regular tutoring!
;)
Keep on eye on that blood pressure with all that added stress, honeybunch!
Anonymous said...
Oh my god the drama. Please she is a grown woman and you lost contact with her for waht two or three hours and it became missing person's report on the blog! DRAMA
Just like with anything, you have no clue what was going on behind the scenes.
Kindly keep you blather to yourself. If haven't not nothing nice to say, shut the fuck up.
-A
wow VM how exciting!
Grown women acting like they are on The O.C. its ridiculous.
Amyranth,
By your prompt, I think I will change my name to VW! What the hell is VM anyway.
ergoproxy,
Thanks!
I am interested in "titoring". I need summer work. Where can I apply?
-VM
Anon @ 12:32
What J and Amy said: DITTO
Wendy,
All joints, muscles, limbs, and other body parts are pretty ragged tonight, but still attached! :D We each slept a lot today, just dragged around the apartment, ate when and what we had to, all the fun stuff. L's doing a little better but still doesn't have a lot of strength in her legs.
VM, good luck on your exam! I've forgotten, what's your degree in?
J
*throws confetti in honor of the soon to be graduate VM*
CONGRATULATIONS VM!!!!!!!!
*throw more confetti and applauds*
ok off titoring! I shall see you all rtomorrow and be back to say a quick goodnight to mayo and SS after my dinner!
take care
and anon it means we care , and yep you don't know the whole story so butt out hey?
J and L: Would some DONUTS cheer ya'll UP make ya'll feel better?
*wonders if Krispy Kreme delivers in TN*
;)
Goodnight, Ergo, have fun titoring! Make sure the tassels are firmly attached first. ;D
Talk to you tomorrow!
J
Anonymous said...
Grown women acting like they are on The O.C. its ridiculous.
Anonymous acting like they're watching it.
Srsly guys. Go fuck yourselves.
-A
VM
I wrote VW, didn't I?
Must have German Engineering on the brain.
-A
Thanks Wendy (I'm bad with names, I hope I am right).
I love confetti!
J,
Public Health.
Now that I will have a little more free time I will be able to chat more often.
Goodnight Ergo.
Goodnight (for now) Ergo! Say HI to Albert if he makes an appearance today!
Amy: Did you decide on a date for that birthday party????
WOW - you're gettin' old! ;)
Hey, donuts ALWAYS make us happy Wendy! Just got to have the right, uh, something to eat them with! Or on! heeheehee
Elena just called us, L's talking to her right now. She's really upset. Be back in a while.
J
-VM said...
Thanks Wendy (I'm bad with names, I hope I am right).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You're correct VM!!!
*throws more confetti and gives VM a gold star*
;)
VM, it was so awesome meeting you. Do you know I have bruises on my arms from trying to climb that railing?! Haha! Can't believe we got in trouble!
J,
I am going to stay up for a little while longer.
Update as soon as you can.
Email me if you need to.
-VM
ANIMA!!!
Hey, you get that lipstick off yet?
:(
Okay, J.
.
.
.
At least your donut answer DID make me smile ;)
Wendy, I'm getting that question from all angles!
My birthday falling on a Monday this year sucks hardcore, because I can't really do anything, except go to the Spa!
..
Well, I'm not complaining about the Spa.
Anyway, a party, huh? I'm thinking... Sunday night? Monday? Doesn't matter to me, we've got the Ching-Ching Card, so we can just get the place tidied up.
And of course, EVERYONE is invited.
-A
Anima,
It was great meeting you too.
I hope all is well at work.
Seriously, bruises? man, I should have been more helpful (I suck at helping friends scale cement security walls to get better views of rock bands...I gotta work on that) But yeah, that security guy was a complete buzz-kill.
My boots reek of JD!
Hello everyone. :)
Mayo, a thought provoking post as always. I hope you're well hun.
Is it wrong that 'Please, Please, Please let Me Get What I Want' by The Smiths makes me giggle? it's so incredibly tragic that I just have to laugh.
I've always been that way. My whole family are like that. We can't help but laugh, even during the most terrible of times, we make inappropriate jokes.
So how are we all?
anima said...
VM, it was so awesome meeting you. Do you know I have bruises on my arms from trying to climb that railing?! Haha! Can't believe we got in trouble!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*gasps*
SHOCKING behavior from the lovelies!
Simply SHOCKING! ;)
I was happy to hear you all had such a great time! Thanks (again) for all the updates and reviews -- all of you!
That lipstick rules!! I was pretty fuckered by the time we got to the hotel, so I have no idea when it finally came off!
Wendy, it was VM's fault. She figured out how to climb it and I followed! We had quite a good time. Wish we could have stayed up there, it was such a nice view, even if it was for only a moment. I thought the Lovelies where allowed to anything they wanted!
Amyranth said...
And of course, EVERYONE is invited.
-A
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Sunday OR Monday both work for me, Amy! I accept your gracious invitation! :)
That spa sounds great too. Can you bring a guest? I think I could be in Canada on Sunday ;)
Hi Cupcake!
Amyranth, when is your birthday? You know we need to have a party for you. :)
Anima, write this down...
maybelline superstay lipcolor #745.
I am not kidding I have 3 unopened tubes. I am certain that they will discontinue it and I will be left to search forever for its replacement.
Hi cupcake,
I don't think we have met...I am VM.
It's good to meet you!
anima said...
Wendy, it was VM's fault. She figured out how to climb it and I followed!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There you go, anima! I knew I couldn't possibly be YOUR fault!
Bad, bad VM!!! ;)
Hi Cupcake!!!! How are tonight, love? Are you feeling better?
*were allowed
...
I need to get to bed. Mayo, I hope you had an amazing day. Sounds like you have a lot of crap to deal with and I wish nothing but wonderful things for you.
Take care, my friend. ♥ to you.
...
SS, &heart you, just sayin'.
Hi there Anima. :)
VM, I am definitely going to buy it!
Have a wonderful evening everyone.
I'm off to dreamland.
Goodnight Anima! Sweet dreams!
And bye Anima! lol
VM, lovely to meet you :D
Wendy, I'm ok, in pain, but feeling pretty good considering. How are you?
Damn, I even messed up my heart to SS. :(
♥
Anima, I'll be 25 on Monday!
And then, on September 12th, my mother will be 50.
-A
I'm doing okay, Cupcake. Thanks for asking!
Sorry you're in pain. Is it still your stomach?
VM: Has that lipstick passed the ULTIMATE test? You know.....
the test involving donuts.
*big wink*
goodnight Anima!
VM: Has that lipstick passed the ULTIMATE test? You know.....
the test involving donuts.
Any lipstick will pass that test if you let it dry enough.
-A
We're here for a good time,
Not a long time,
So have a good time,
The sun can't shine everyday.
-A
Amy: concerning that ching ching card; I suggest we go WILD and get a whole case of the incredibly expensive Boone's Farm Orange Hurricane (apple flavored wine)
;)
It's the kind of pain only women get once a month now Wendy. And now everyone knows my cycle. woohoo. XP
Has anyone found the perfect red lipstick?
Ha! True, Amy. True!
*wonders where BC is*
I am going to enter "lurk mode" until I hear about Elena. Then I will be off to sleep.
Goodnight everyone.
Anon616 said...
Amy: concerning that ching ching card; I suggest we go WILD and get a whole case of the incredibly expensive Boone's Farm Orange Hurricane (apple flavored wine)
;)
Can we drink it from the bottles, placed between the legs of a well endowed stripper?
You only turn 25 once!
-A
Goodnight Anima! Thanks for holding vigil with us. *hugs and kisses* Take care, we'll talk to you soon.
L's still talking to Elena; she's feeling a little better, at least. Laughing some, talking, all that kind of thing. L's trying to convince her not to leave the blog.
(What DOES VM stand for, anyway? :D)
Amy: 25? *waves hand in air* Bah. Hell, I could be your mother!
*thinks how frightening that would be for Amy*
We'll be at the party, for sure!
J
cupcake said...
It's the kind of pain only women get once a month now Wendy. And now everyone knows my cycle. woohoo. XP
Has anyone found the perfect red lipstick?
I'm on birth control. It's funny because it's caused all the girls at work to cycle at similar times as me.
SORRY MAYO!
-A
Goodnight VM, I'm sorry we didn't get to talk more, but it was nice meeting you. :)
Amy: 25? *waves hand in air* Bah. Hell, I could be your mother!
*thinks how frightening that would be for Amy*
We'll be at the party, for sure!
Awesome!
And if you think that would be scary, you haven't met MY mother.
-A
Hello J, poor Elena. I really wish I could talk to her. I miss her terribly when she's not around. Send her my love.
How are you and L? :)
Wendy, Mayo's gotta face up to the fact he's got a blog full of women. The subject of cycles was always bound to come up!
Still.... Sorry Mayo!
Amyranth said...
Can we drink it from the bottles, placed between the legs of a well endowed stripper?
You only turn 25 once!
-A
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HELL YEAH, Amy!!!!
I mean, since it is YOUR birthday request! We wouldn't want to disappoint the birthday girl ;)
Cupcake: I don't know about the perfect red; but, I do like AVON lipstick!
J: I'm so glad to hear Elena is feeling better!!!
Goodnight VM and sweet dreams to you too!
Thanks Wendy. :)
Birth control does help regulate the cycle! Heck, if you want to STOP your cycle Cupcake, ask your doctor about taking the pill continuously.
I did that for YEARS. It was heaven!
*apologies to Mayo and any males around for the 'female' talk*
Well thank you again Wendy! I would go on the pill, but I hate taking pills! I've had enough of them. I'll consider it though, seeing as how I've been writhing in agony for about 5 hours, unable to walk.
*apologies to all males*
Ahh screw it, you don't know the agony!
Anon616 said...
Birth control does help regulate the cycle! Heck, if you want to STOP your cycle Cupcake, ask your doctor about taking the pill continuously.
I tried that once. I got in major shit with my Gyno because it only stopped it for ten days, then I bled like a stuck pig. The doc thought I'd had a tubal pregnancy. First time I'd ever had to take a pregnancy test in my life and it was more than nerve wracking.
-A
Cupcake,
I passed your message to L, who passed it on to Elena. I'll bet good money she'd love to get an email from you. Hint hint. :)
Good to see you too, honey. *hugs and kisses* How're the ol' mood swings?
And has anyone seen BC around?
J
*big, sympathizing hugs for Cupcake*
You're right Cupcake! They don't have a clue what WE go through.
The LEAST they go do is listen to us complain about it ;)
Amy, that must have been awful!
you girls are party animals
J, that's a very good idea, and thank you. :D
Wendy *hugs* absolutely!
Just call us the Party Sheep, Anon! How's life treating you?
J
Amyranth said...
I tried that once. I got in major shit with my Gyno because it only stopped it for ten days, then I bled like a stuck pig. The doc thought I'd had a tubal pregnancy. First time I'd ever had to take a pregnancy test in my life and it was more than nerve wracking.
-A
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OH NO, Amy! It was my OB/GYN who put me on the pill - continuously (as treatment for Endometriosis).
I never had any problems, except some "break through" bleeding every six months or so......
J: Please ask L to ask Elena to check her e-mail! LOL, your quite a busy messenger tonight!
just greaaat!!
pick up any toy boys!
*curses the VERY ACTIVE typo fairy*
your = you're
I did, Wendy. I'm glad to be messenger girl! Keeps me out of trouble...
Yeah, Anon, sure did! No action, though. Just meeting.
J
Cuppy, the worst part was coming to the realization that if the test came back positive, it would have been detecting hormones that were no longer being used. Not "I am pregnant" but
"I WAS Pregnant".
Thankfully, at the end of the day, it wasn't the case. According to the OB/GYN it was a case of my body saying "What the JESUS is going on in here?" and setting things right again.
-A
Actually, we didn't "pick up" anybody. Just met.
J
Anonymous said...
you girls are party animals
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Baaaaaa
and
ah-oooowllll !
Hello anon! How are you?
J: I heard from BC earlier today (well, yesterday now). She's been well! Just concentrating on other things right now. :)
Cool, Wendy, good to hear that. *baaaaaaa*
Speaking of howling, we loved that Gerard's added howling to the opening of "House of Wolves". Did he do that at your shows?
J
Yes, he did! And, I must say, he has a very nice HOWL!
Well that's something I hope I never have to go through Amy.
Sorry if I keep going M.I.A for a while, I'm writing Elena an email.
*thinks all front men should HOWL at some point during a show*
;P
Wendy: yes, he does. And add that howl to the jungle-rhythm drumbeat and the wailing Frank-guitar...purely sex, right there. Yummy.
That was donut worthy, if you ask me. ;D
J
Amy: My sister had a tubal pregnancy. It broke her heart :/
donut worthy?
There was howling?..... that's pretty hot. :P
Nothing quite like 'orgasmic' music, right J?!
Ohhh.....now I'm getting more excited about seeing Apocalyptica Saturday night!!!!
CELLOS!!!!! :D
Wendy, I was definitely not impressed with the possibility either. :P
Onto happier things.
-A
cupcake said...
There was howling?..... that's pretty hot. :P
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't get TOO excited, Cupcake.
He didn't dance naked under the full moon or anything like that!
;)
Anyway girls, I believe I'm going to take my sore ass to bed and sleep for awhile.
I'll see you Lovelies later!
Goodnight SS and Mayonaise!
-A
He didn't? damn Wendy, don't ruin the dream!!
Goodnight Amy, I hope you sleep well. :)
Goodnight Amy and sweet dreams to you and Lear!
Be sure to let me know your favorite colors so I can decorate for your party! ;)
Oh, yeah, anon. We have an inside joke about donuts around here. It's all in how you "eat" them. :)
J
Nothing quite like 'orgasmic' music, right J?!
You got it, Wendy! Nothing like it!
Goodnight, Amy, hope your day is better tomorrow. Sweet dreams.
J
cupcake said...
He didn't? damn Wendy, don't ruin the dream!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sorry, Cupcake! I'm sure we can find SOMEBODY to howl AND dance naked under the full moon for you...
Heck, I'm sure we can find a few somebodies to do that! ;)
Psst, Mayonaise!
Do you mind if we have a party? I don't think you do usually, but I just wanna ask to be sure.. I mean, it IS your house and all!
Goodnight! Teach those Demons to chase their tails, instead of you.
-A
I'm so sad
J: Is L still speaking with Elena?
Is she feeling better now?
Tell her she's missing donut talk!
;)
I'm so naked, but no moon :(
Why so sad, anon?
:(
Anonymous said...
I'm so naked, but no moon :(
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Careful not to catch a chill!
I'm so sorry...I just had to say this, because if I didn't, my heart will disintercrate.
I didn't mean to cause any drama.
naked moon dancing.... oh yeah. :)
Anon at 2:09
???
Anon: so naked but no moon? Is that why you're sad? Do you need a donut?
Wendy, we just got off the phone with Elena. She cried a lot, but she was laughing by the time we all finished talking. Same shit, different day, basically. She just couldn't take any more and had to "break".
J
Naked , no moon, out of donuts , someone give me a hand here.
I'm thrilled to hear she's laughing now J!!!!
*sending more BIG HUGS to Elena*
Anon I have a spare hand in under my bed. I stole it off a manikin. Shhh!
Sorry anon! My hands are full already! ;)
*tosses a donut to anon*
*is the least (or most) I can do*
hands or lips?
Hmm...well, Anon, first off, what's your gender so we'll know where to put our hands. Second, do you know anything about...misting?
J
J! I was just about to ask the same question!
Wendy.... what are your hands full of?
Anonymous said...
hands or lips?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, my mouth is full at the moment too!
Whichever the answer is, I can't help!
:P
donuts? Misting?
Is that at least a vibrating manequinn hand?
Cupcake! What are you implying???
;)
I have a cigarette in one hand and I'm typing with the other.....
completely INNOCENT activities, of course! :))
Ohhh.....and my mouth is full of Fruit Loops!
You young ladies are very clever...but someone WAS helping me!!!
Who can resist a good bit of naughty humor?
TA
Oh Wendy, I couldn't help myself.
Poor impulse control. Of course you're 100% innocent, right? :D
Yeah.....we knew it was you, VAMPYRE!
Getting sneaky, are we?
:P
Good evening ladies.
Fruit loops u say....hmmmmm
Anon, we were checking to see if you were a certain vampire seen around this area this time of night.
The donuts only work if you have someone to help you with them. (At least, in this case!)
J
I was dining on Fruit Loops and Ice cold milk earlier...but I am a male and thats the only thing I know how to cook
I can grill steaks though...and I make a mean potato salad
Something ironic about a vampire who can fix steaks...
J
Hello Triston, nice to see you.
cupcake said...
Oh Wendy, I couldn't help myself.
Poor impulse control. Of course you're 100% innocent, right? :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, I wouldn't go all the way to 100 % .....
But, it's close....
very close!
*big wink* ;)
Well hello Cupcake..nice to see you again also!
Yes I am Very Good at grilling steaks.....and I like mine well done....no blood at all ;)
Of course our Wendy is 100% innocent, Cupcake.
Um, yeah, 100%.
Yep.
100%.
Sure.
J
Well, I wouldn't go all the way to 100 % .....
But, it's close....
very close!
*big wink* ;)
I knew you'd say that Wendy. :P
Oh and I am not joking about the Fruit Loops....thats sadly true :/
Fruit loops are gooood. I just love how they're all frosted.
I prefer rice bubbles though. I like things that snap, crackle and pop.
Well ladies and Triston, I must be off for awhile....
Triston: Enjoy your stakes...
ooops, I mean steaks ;)
(yuk)
J and L: Thanks for letting us know Elena is okay! I'll talk to ya'll tomorrow!!!
Tell Sparkle "Baaa Baa BAAAAAA BAA
BAAAAAAAAAAAAbaaa BA"
She will understand every baa there!
Cupcake: I hope you feel better soon!!!! Take care of yourself young lady! *big hug again*
Mayo: I must confess, I haven't actually read this new post of yours yet *blushes*; but, thank you for the new room to play in!
I shall read (and probably become confused) tomorrow.
Have fun everyone and
sweet dreams to one and all!!!!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
OK...everyone is quiet now....I should go to sleep...I have had my fun and excitement for tonight *yawn*
I should leave you very attractive ladies back to your um...menstrual and minstrel discussions.
*runs back in to point to HALO and stick tongue out at J and Cupcake*
Hmmph!
Goodnight almost 100% innocent Wendy. Sleep well, and ya know what? I feel better already. ;)
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