Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tort Law, reversed.

I Think I'll Call Him Walter.

I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.



p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.


("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")

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Fimble Star said...
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Fimble Star said...

hahaha, some martha but she still has to wash behind her ears.

when she does her talented backbends everyone will see her ears. shock horror, rw you have mold muahhahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Marital Markers-Permanent, just like their love.

Fimble Star said...

two deleted comments were mine, i tripled posted and i dont quite know how. opps

resurrected wreck said...

when she does her talented backbends everyone will see her ears.

Well, maybe not my ears...

Anonymous said...

"Ears," is that what they're calling them these days?

Fimble Star said...

flowers/ears/money bank.

heck, who knows especially with all the fangirlies.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marital Markers-Permanent, just like their love.

May 11, 2008 9:26 PM
I find that nail polish remover takes away permanent marker. Also it fades in about a day and 1/2 from skin.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Lol you guys

Fimble Star said...

did you know that en you dye your hair, and if you get the dye on your face or hands that nail polish remover takes it off. what madness

Amyranth said...

These are some of the ones I want to plant Fimn.

Most notably, the White Star, and everything below.

-A

Fimble Star said...

amy, it doesnt work. it says there is a problem with their database.

sdock10 said...

Fimble,

What the fuck are you doing?

Fimble Star said...

i am watching a movie, itching my back and just watching this place. it is a wee bit quiet.

what are you up to?

Amyranth said...

Weird. It works for me.

Oh well. They're pretty flowers.

-A

Fimble Star said...

oh cool. so are you going to do it then? do they only bloom in spring?

Anonymous said...

amy, it doesnt work. it says there is a problem with their database.





amy & fim

it's because fim doesn't have amy's cookie...

Anonymous said...

Mayo, I guess I'm a little worried. Yeah, I know, right? All this stuff went down in my life, major, major stuff, hellish, all within a few days, and I'm worried about the freaking blog, and about you.

Do you not like the blog anymore? I know you're busy and all and that's fine, but this feels like a slow retreat. Are you done with us? Have you lost interest and are now waiting for us to lose interest?

I'm just wondering.

Amyranth said...

I'd like to!

They should bloom later in the year too though.

-A

Amyranth said...

Anon, I don't share cookies either :P

-A

sdock10 said...

Just nothing, Fimble. Just hanging out, playing with my hair, and typing.

Good times.

Anonymous said...

Anon, I don't share cookies either :P




Awwwwww...but why not?!?

sdock10 said...

I'll share cookies. I think.

Carrie said...

I made some peanut butter chocolate chip ones earlier, I will be happy to share so I don't eat too many of them.

Anonymous said...

Just don't share your tossed cookies--we dun want em!

Fimble Star said...

ohh anon, is that another word then?

i dont have amy's cookie, i dont think i want amy's cookie. amy, do you give your cookie out? lol

Amyranth said...

LOL.

Well, because I like cookies.

And it's gonna take something serious to pry them out of my hands.

-A

sdock10 said...

Only fresh cookies for all.

Anonymous said...

till

:)

Amyranth said...

Fimn, not in the manner you're thinking, you Dirty Bird.

-A

Anonymous said...

ohh anon, is that another word then?



urr? *iz confuzzed*

Anonymous said...

If you give Mayo a cookie...

Anonymous said...

I brought some oatmeal!

Aren't you guys excited to eat oatmeal?!

YUM!

Amyranth said...

Jesus Christ guys.

In an hour and 45, I'll be getting ready to turn 25.

...

Where's the scotch at in this place?

-A

Anonymous said...

I'm so fucking sick of seeing that self-important, pseudo-deep shitty Easter writing on the front page.

Fimble Star said...

*bats eye lashes*

never in a million years.

Anonymous said...

He'll want some milk.

Amyranth said...

Anon

cookie = vagina.

At least to Fimn it does.

-A is cackling evilly.

Anonymous said...

If you give Mayo some Milk...

resurrected wreck said...

cookie = vagina.

0_0

When did this happen??

Anonymous said...

I'm so fucking sick of seeing that self-important, pseudo-deep shitty Easter writing on the front page.



That's not me!

Anonymous said...

ILU 10:16

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

I'm so fucking sick of seeing that self-important, pseudo-deep shitty Easter writing on the front page.

I'm REAL fucking sick of assholes like you taking potshots at people you don't even know.

It's my birthday, so why don't you grant my wish, and GO FUCK YOURSELF.



-A is the Birthday Princess.

Anonymous said...

He'll want a napkin.

Carrie said...

I love oatmeal. And also that book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, and the other ones too. They are soooo cute.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Carrie.

Mib I don't like oatmeal

Anonymous said...

cookie = vagina.

At least to Fimn it does.




Dirty bird!!

Fimble Star said...

amy, never in my years have i refered to it as that muhahahaha. maybe someone does. i just dont want to think of it in a sentece in that context.

so, moving slightly on.

got milk?

Anonymous said...

If you give Mayo a napkin...

Anonymous said...

Really, Amy? I didn't realize it was your birthday, even though that is the 9th time you have mentioned it.

resurrected wreck said...

If you give Mayo a cookie...

Would he know what to do with it?

Anonymous said...

STFU, Mayo can put whatever he wants. It means something to him. So skip over it if you don't like it.

Anonymous said...

Do you not like the blog anymore? I know you're busy and all and that's fine, but this feels like a slow retreat. Are you done with us? Have you lost interest and are now waiting for us to lose interest?

I'm not Mayo, but I don't think he's done with the blog. I'm sure he'll be back with another post when he's less busy/tired like he always does. He likes this place as much as we do. Don't worry so much.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday amyranth!

Here's a cookie...;)

Carrie said...

Hey MJ, and Fim, they will figure out a way to make that dirty too!

Anonymous said...

Oh man, here we effing go again.

resurrected wreck said...

Birthday girls are allowed to say what they want, anon. Go suck on a cookie.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, I forgot, Anon!

What happens if you give Mayo a napkin!?

Fimble Star said...

cookie-anon, not you as well. didnt you know. 100% pure ;)

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

Really, Amy? I didn't realize it was your birthday, even though that is the 9th time you have mentioned it.

Oh good! You CAN read!

Did you not get the hint then? Fuck off in a random direction, and don't come back.

-A

Anonymous said...


I'm not Mayo, but I don't think he's done with the blog. I'm sure he'll be back with another post when he's less busy/tired like he always does. He likes this place as much as we do. Don't worry so much.


Dare we ask how you know?

Amyranth said...

cookie-anon said...

Happy Birthday amyranth!

Here's a cookie...;)

OM NOM NOM.

Sank yuu! :D

-A

Anonymous said...

Amy, if I were to fuck off, as you suggest, who would give you the attention you are so desperately seeking when you mention, YET AGAIN, that it's your birthday?

I'm here for you.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's Birthday
It's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayvIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayvvIt's Amy's BirthdayvvIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayvvIt's Amy's Birthday



For Amy's Birthday.

Carrie said...

I would! Happy Birthday Amy, Happy Birthday to You!!!! Okay, I know it's not quite your BIRTHDAY, but I will wish you a happy BIRTHDAY a little early. :)

Fimble Star said...

i have pins and needles in my leg


ss, i should use the advice that i threw at you. shame on both hands and legs

Anonymous said...

You're welcome! Need some milk?

Anonymous said...

MIB, I'm not sure because I think we forgot the straw. Thanks for trying. :)

Carrie said...

Oooh, Martha, your effort made mine look all lame!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, crap!

Thanks for playing! :)

Anonymous said...

According to RW, I am "sirty."

I'M SO SIRTY, BABE! The kinda sirty where the water never cleans off the clothes!

Anonymous said...

Dare we ask how you know?

I just know ;). Good night Blogbelievers.

resurrected wreck said...

Sirty is the new dirty!!

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

Amy, if I were to fuck off, as you suggest, who would give you the attention you are so desperately seeking when you mention, YET AGAIN, that it's your birthday?

I'm here for you.


Darling, you both sicken and disgust me, but I love it.

-A

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I just know ;). Good night Blogbelievers.


Cookie for the road? :)

Anonymous said...

Is it like knowing you're The One? You just feel it, balls to bone?

How did that line go? Great line.

Amyranth said...

cookie-anon said...

You're welcome! Need some milk?

*mrfh*

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sorry about that Carrie.

It's Amy's Birthday It's Amy's Birthday

Anonymous said...

Well, you ain't Mayo, because Mayo never smiles at us like this :) or this ;) or even like this ^_^ .

But apparently there are folks here who actually know Mayo in real life and whatnot so, okay. I hope you're right and you're not just yanking our chain.

I've had enough rottenness this week and now I'm worried for this blog and for Mayo, too. Would like to believe you.

Amyranth said...

I'll be back in a bit.

Ice cream run.

-A

Anonymous said...

who cares

Anonymous said...

I care a lot.

Anonymous said...

Amyranth said...

*mrfh*





Ohhhh, what have I done?!? She's choking!!! *hands amy biiiig glass of milk*




*and a napkin*

sdock10 said...

Me too. I care.

About what?

Anonymous said...

cookies suck

Anonymous said...

WE CARE A LOT!

resurrected wreck said...

You just feel it, balls to bone?

Sirty!

Anonymous said...

*makes art with RW*

Fimble Star said...

Milk, there is milk?

what is the world coming too.

milk and cookies hey. bloody cookie monster will be happy.

Anonymous said...

Hey 10:37 I love it when someone gets my references.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
cookies suck





...and that's why we dip them in milk, to suck up the milk! Duh!

Anonymous said...

I'm not Mayo, but I don't think he's done with the blog.

Looks like some one can't read!

Fimble Star said...

i want to mart with Stevie G.

whoop whoop

Anonymous said...

man milk

Anonymous said...

I was 10:37 and I love FNM. ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Like sponges.

Sponges suck.

elena said...

Anonymous said...
I'm so fucking sick of seeing that self-important, pseudo-deep shitty Easter writing on the front page.



Just when I thought I was having a better day .... Thanks anon

Anonymous said...

*wants to make art with* Adam Lazzara*

Ohhhhh, snap!



































*on, OHHHH snap squared!


/fangirl

Vivienne said...

Hello everyone :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, Cupcake :) How are you?

Carrie said...

See, Fim, I told ya they would make it dirty. And hi Cupcake, better watch yourself, people are all craving baked goods tonight. :)

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

What's going on? Are you doing well? Feeling happy? I hope so. Me? I'm drowsy. I must apologize. I always find myself writing to you just as those little blue sleepy time pills are kicking my ass. Yeah, I'm back on the OTC hard stuff. I can't help it really. Tylenol PMs are just so damn good and they always work if you take enough of them.

Till? What? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe, and here's me really stretching it out there. Maybe it's not for me to know. Maybe I have an idea. Maybe it doesn't matter. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you won't tell us TILL you are ready. Maybe you never will.

Like Tony Stark/Iron Man said..."deflect and absorb. Don't translate it back to me!" Or something like that. When I heard that line, I looked at Smoke and said, mauhuauahah that must be how Mayo feels when he writes and posts something on his blog. You know what it means. You don't need us jacking our jaws telling you what you really mean.

But maybe, just maybe...you like it. Maybe you like the dissections, the reflections, the inspections, the intersections, the retrospections, the introspection, the complexion, the conception, the ressurection and all that jazz.

Do I reckon? Fuck yeah, I do.

Mayo, I really just hope that everything is well with you. I hope you had a nice relaxing, recharging kind of Sunday.

TILL next time, take care.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Just maybe.

Anonymous said...

hello cupcake! hello elena!

want a cookie?

I'm all outta milk, though...

Anonymous said...

shitdick

Fimble Star said...

dirty smirty

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Cupcake

Anonymous said...

jackfuck


I.

Love.

My.

Word.

Fimble Star said...

hello cupcake.

nighyt night solly, remember to taste the rainbow

Anonymous said...

Fimble"dirty"Star. I like the sound of it.

sdock10 said...

jackfuck FTW!

sdock10 said...

Fimble,

It is now TASTE THE RAINBLOW!

Just sayin..

Fimble Star said...

sugerfart

Anonymous said...

It is a good word.

I am feeling sirty tonight. Sirty and shirty too.

Vivienne said...

Hi RW, I'm ok, how are you? :)

Hiya Carrie, I have to say, I'm craving brownies.

Sdock, sorry I missed you again!

Anonymous said...

*tackles Sdock*

(G)oooooodnight!

Fimble Star said...

10.48, never in my wildest dreams.

it is

fimble fucking star.

sdock10 said...

Night, Mustard!

I thought you had learned how to Be
(G)entle! I guess I was wrong!

Ooomph! Spits out lint!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight SD

Anonymous said...

Come! Let me show you the engine that powers my light. Come! I beseech you! Behold! Behold... Continental hand cream! Good, huh? I package it myself. Also, guess what? Once upon a time, this was Vlasic pickle jar. The lable comes off in the dishwasher. Wowee!

resurrected wreck said...

I'm good, Cupcake :) Still twitching a bit from my visit with the parental units. But I'll get over that. Eventually.

Anonymous said...

In fact, I bet you could see your own apartment from this very window here. And, may I say, you have exquisite taste in underwear!

Vivienne said...

Hello cookie anon, MJ, FS, and everyone else! I'm slow as hell tonight, so forgive me if I haven't said hi.

Anonymous said...

Whoops! What happened? What have I done? I have spilled some wine. All over your boob. How wonderful! They look like two ripe melons drenched in morning dew!

Carrie said...

Oh, I don't know, I start twitching if I think too hard about mine!

Anonymous said...

Hi Cupcake. ^_^

Anonymous said...

I have been sprayed so many times, I have developed immunity to mace. Such is life! Champagn-ya?

Anonymous said...

Drunk or high?

Amyranth said...

Cookie-Anon, thank you!

I brought back Ice Cream, who wants some!

...

.... excellent taste in underwear?


-A

resurrected wreck said...

Conchords break

This cracks me up every time I see it.

Vivienne said...

lol RW

Anonymous said...

gay

Anonymous said...

Oooo! Ice cream! I'll have some please! :)

Vivienne said...

Hi Kapunua :) you got page claim, woohoo! XD

Hi Amy, I could go for some ice cream.

The continental is cracking me up...

Anonymous said...

Well that explains it.

Carrie said...

I have heard so much about the Conchords, but don't get HBO. :( Are there dvds out yet?

Anonymous said...

ice cream sucks

Carrie said...

I was quite peeved there was no Continental on the last SNL that Walken hosted.

Anonymous said...

"Wow! Wowie-wow-wow-wow!"

Anonymous said...

Forgive me, my little frightened, wide-eyed doe. I see I've upset you. If I move away from the door, will you promise to sit and banter with me, if only for a brief few moments.

Anonymous said...

Walken sucks

Anonymous said...

You know, champagn-ya is not champagn-ya unless it comes from the province of Champagne. I learned that in Bartending School.

Amyranth said...

Hallo Cuppy@

Both you and Cookie can help yourselves to whatever you want!

-A

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
ice cream sucks




No it doesn't. Ice cream melts. Sheesh!

Anonymous said...

Walken rules over your entire face, 11:05. ;)

Anonymous said...

No one can long resist the lure of those delicate bubbles...each whispering the same message of love.

Anonymous said...

bartending school sucks

Carrie said...

BLASPHEMY! (About the Walken)

Anonymous said...

looking for someone?

Anonymous said...

The view from here.. is intoxicating.. oh.. like fine champagna. Very well, I will find this glove. The glove of a woman. I must confess, I have quite a collection.

This I found in a taxi cab.

This one belonged to the girlfriend of a roommate.

This I purchased at a garage sale.

Anonymous said...

looking for someone sucks

resurrected wreck said...

There's a DVD out of the first season of their TV series, Carrie. But I don't think there's one of their live show, unfortunately.

Carrie said...

See, anon, you gotta KNOW you're wrong if K and I are on the same side! :)

Carrie said...

Thanks Rw, I will definitely hit up the Netflix for that. I guess I could have just looked there instead of asking, but that's no fun.

resurrected wreck said...

Flight of the Conchords DVD, Carrie.

Anonymous said...

being on the same side sucks

Anonymous said...

well, you said it - maybe you just want a quick thrill

resurrected wreck said...

Did somebody just say Walken sucks??

0_0

Anonymous said...

I jumped out and pranked him to death with a tire iron!

resurrected wreck said...

Quick thrills suck.

Anonymous said...

tire irons suck

Anonymous said...

What's not to understand?! He was a Stiffly Stifferson! So I stuck it to 'im! Whammy!! Whammy, wowee, zowee! You just been pranked!

Amyranth said...

The second Umbrella Academy series has a tentative release of November of this year.

-A

Anonymous said...

I hate Stiffly Stiffersons. I wanna prank them for hours in my basement.

Anonymous said...

November sucks

resurrected wreck said...

There's going to be a second series, A?

*hasn't read the first series yet, though she has all of them*

I wonder if GW will draw for this one as well as write seeing as he will have some time on his hands now.

Anonymous said...

No, no! Don't go! Pay no attention to the idling ramblings of man afflicted with... dare I say... no, I dare not! My little wide-eyed, white-tailed doe.

Carrie said...

Ha, I don't think I saw the Pranksters thing. Also funny, in the little bitty pic that's in the corner of the transcript, you can tell Walken is totally looking at the teleprompter.

Anonymous said...

GW sucks

Anonymous said...

wow, a pessimistic anon!

kinda sucks when you don't get what you want, doesn't it?

Carrie said...

And yay about The Umbrella Academy!

Anonymous said...

I spoke before of my three great passions. One, the fine champagn-ya. Another... the art... of massage. Yes! I am a fully-trained and licensed masseur. You see my diploma, from the University of Beijing. I see you are skeptical, but please... let me demonstrate for you the powers that can be released by the human hand! Trust me!

Vivienne said...

I'm cold, very, very cold.

*waits for someone to say 'being cold sucks'*

Anonymous said...

Elena, please don't listen to that rude anon who insulted you. They have nothing in mind except to hurt you. Don't let them win. You are a wonderful, caring, beautiful, loving, exquisite person. There are so many of us who love you so much.

10:16 and 10:18, fuck you and everything about you.

Oh, and Amyranth's hater anon? Same for you; I'd hate for you to feel left out.

resurrected wreck said...

A pessimistic anon? Can there be such a thing??

Anonymous said...

being cold sucks

Anonymous said...

11:16 don't you worry about him, I sure he is quite content

Anonymous said...

11:16 don't you worry about him, I'm sure he is quite content, after all he's IN LOVVVVVVEEE!!!

Anonymous said...

being content sucks

Anonymous said...

being content sucks

Carrie said...

Ooh double posting and not being able to delete because you're an anon sucks.

Vivienne said...

being cold sucks

You didn't disappoint. Awesome.

elena said...

A Good Friend....


Thank you

Vivienne said...

Ooh double posting and not being able to delete because you're an anon sucks.

Oh Buuuurn! hehe

resurrected wreck said...

Being in love sucks.

Carrie said...

nuh unh!

Anonymous said...

Mayo sucks



















Just kidding. Love ya!

Anonymous said...

kidding sucks

JocelynHolly said...

Attack of the anons again?

Carrie said...

Wondering what the hell hole Entropy fell into kinda sucks, though.

JocelynHolly said...

=]

resurrected wreck said...

Holes suck.

resurrected wreck said...

PH doesn't suck!

:)

Amyranth said...

Anonymous Sucks.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Being first sucks.

Anonymous said...

hell holes suck

Carrie said...

Hey PH! I *think* they are mostly benign and just amusing themselves. Although I don't know, they did say Walken sucked, and them's fighting words.

JocelynHolly said...

I like A Good Friend.

They make my toes wiggle.

resurrected wreck said...

Damn, A! You beats me good!

Anonymous said...

RW, sorry I have to disagree, being in love is wonderful, and hopefully they love you back.

...and it is muted, never loud :)

Carrie said...

and they devour you, starting with your bottom.

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