I Think I'll Call Him Walter.
I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.
p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.
("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 4001 – 4200 of 4286 Newer› Newest»hahaha, some martha but she still has to wash behind her ears.
when she does her talented backbends everyone will see her ears. shock horror, rw you have mold muahhahahahaha
Marital Markers-Permanent, just like their love.
two deleted comments were mine, i tripled posted and i dont quite know how. opps
when she does her talented backbends everyone will see her ears.
Well, maybe not my ears...
"Ears," is that what they're calling them these days?
flowers/ears/money bank.
heck, who knows especially with all the fangirlies.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Marital Markers-Permanent, just like their love.
May 11, 2008 9:26 PM
I find that nail polish remover takes away permanent marker. Also it fades in about a day and 1/2 from skin.
Lol you guys
did you know that en you dye your hair, and if you get the dye on your face or hands that nail polish remover takes it off. what madness
These are some of the ones I want to plant Fimn.
Most notably, the White Star, and everything below.
-A
amy, it doesnt work. it says there is a problem with their database.
Fimble,
What the fuck are you doing?
i am watching a movie, itching my back and just watching this place. it is a wee bit quiet.
what are you up to?
Weird. It works for me.
Oh well. They're pretty flowers.
-A
oh cool. so are you going to do it then? do they only bloom in spring?
amy, it doesnt work. it says there is a problem with their database.
amy & fim
it's because fim doesn't have amy's cookie...
Mayo, I guess I'm a little worried. Yeah, I know, right? All this stuff went down in my life, major, major stuff, hellish, all within a few days, and I'm worried about the freaking blog, and about you.
Do you not like the blog anymore? I know you're busy and all and that's fine, but this feels like a slow retreat. Are you done with us? Have you lost interest and are now waiting for us to lose interest?
I'm just wondering.
I'd like to!
They should bloom later in the year too though.
-A
Anon, I don't share cookies either :P
-A
Just nothing, Fimble. Just hanging out, playing with my hair, and typing.
Good times.
Anon, I don't share cookies either :P
Awwwwww...but why not?!?
I'll share cookies. I think.
I made some peanut butter chocolate chip ones earlier, I will be happy to share so I don't eat too many of them.
Just don't share your tossed cookies--we dun want em!
ohh anon, is that another word then?
i dont have amy's cookie, i dont think i want amy's cookie. amy, do you give your cookie out? lol
LOL.
Well, because I like cookies.
And it's gonna take something serious to pry them out of my hands.
-A
Only fresh cookies for all.
till
:)
Fimn, not in the manner you're thinking, you Dirty Bird.
-A
ohh anon, is that another word then?
urr? *iz confuzzed*
If you give Mayo a cookie...
I brought some oatmeal!
Aren't you guys excited to eat oatmeal?!
YUM!
Jesus Christ guys.
In an hour and 45, I'll be getting ready to turn 25.
...
Where's the scotch at in this place?
-A
I'm so fucking sick of seeing that self-important, pseudo-deep shitty Easter writing on the front page.
*bats eye lashes*
never in a million years.
He'll want some milk.
Anon
cookie = vagina.
At least to Fimn it does.
-A is cackling evilly.
If you give Mayo some Milk...
cookie = vagina.
0_0
When did this happen??
I'm so fucking sick of seeing that self-important, pseudo-deep shitty Easter writing on the front page.
That's not me!
ILU 10:16
Anonymous said...
I'm so fucking sick of seeing that self-important, pseudo-deep shitty Easter writing on the front page.
I'm REAL fucking sick of assholes like you taking potshots at people you don't even know.
It's my birthday, so why don't you grant my wish, and GO FUCK YOURSELF.
-A is the Birthday Princess.
He'll want a napkin.
I love oatmeal. And also that book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, and the other ones too. They are soooo cute.
Hello Carrie.
Mib I don't like oatmeal
cookie = vagina.
At least to Fimn it does.
Dirty bird!!
amy, never in my years have i refered to it as that muhahahaha. maybe someone does. i just dont want to think of it in a sentece in that context.
so, moving slightly on.
got milk?
If you give Mayo a napkin...
Really, Amy? I didn't realize it was your birthday, even though that is the 9th time you have mentioned it.
If you give Mayo a cookie...
Would he know what to do with it?
STFU, Mayo can put whatever he wants. It means something to him. So skip over it if you don't like it.
Do you not like the blog anymore? I know you're busy and all and that's fine, but this feels like a slow retreat. Are you done with us? Have you lost interest and are now waiting for us to lose interest?
I'm not Mayo, but I don't think he's done with the blog. I'm sure he'll be back with another post when he's less busy/tired like he always does. He likes this place as much as we do. Don't worry so much.
Happy Birthday amyranth!
Here's a cookie...;)
Hey MJ, and Fim, they will figure out a way to make that dirty too!
Oh man, here we effing go again.
Birthday girls are allowed to say what they want, anon. Go suck on a cookie.
Oh man, I forgot, Anon!
What happens if you give Mayo a napkin!?
cookie-anon, not you as well. didnt you know. 100% pure ;)
Anonymous said...
Really, Amy? I didn't realize it was your birthday, even though that is the 9th time you have mentioned it.
Oh good! You CAN read!
Did you not get the hint then? Fuck off in a random direction, and don't come back.
-A
I'm not Mayo, but I don't think he's done with the blog. I'm sure he'll be back with another post when he's less busy/tired like he always does. He likes this place as much as we do. Don't worry so much.
Dare we ask how you know?
cookie-anon said...
Happy Birthday amyranth!
Here's a cookie...;)
OM NOM NOM.
Sank yuu! :D
-A
Amy, if I were to fuck off, as you suggest, who would give you the attention you are so desperately seeking when you mention, YET AGAIN, that it's your birthday?
I'm here for you.
It's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's BirthdayIt's Amy's Birthday
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For Amy's Birthday.
I would! Happy Birthday Amy, Happy Birthday to You!!!! Okay, I know it's not quite your BIRTHDAY, but I will wish you a happy BIRTHDAY a little early. :)
i have pins and needles in my leg
ss, i should use the advice that i threw at you. shame on both hands and legs
You're welcome! Need some milk?
MIB, I'm not sure because I think we forgot the straw. Thanks for trying. :)
Oooh, Martha, your effort made mine look all lame!!!
Well, crap!
Thanks for playing! :)
According to RW, I am "sirty."
I'M SO SIRTY, BABE! The kinda sirty where the water never cleans off the clothes!
Dare we ask how you know?
I just know ;). Good night Blogbelievers.
Sirty is the new dirty!!
Anonymous said...
Amy, if I were to fuck off, as you suggest, who would give you the attention you are so desperately seeking when you mention, YET AGAIN, that it's your birthday?
I'm here for you.
Darling, you both sicken and disgust me, but I love it.
-A
Anonymous said...
I just know ;). Good night Blogbelievers.
Cookie for the road? :)
Is it like knowing you're The One? You just feel it, balls to bone?
How did that line go? Great line.
cookie-anon said...
You're welcome! Need some milk?
*mrfh*
-A
Sorry about that Carrie.
It's Amy's Birthday It's Amy's Birthday
Well, you ain't Mayo, because Mayo never smiles at us like this :) or this ;) or even like this ^_^ .
But apparently there are folks here who actually know Mayo in real life and whatnot so, okay. I hope you're right and you're not just yanking our chain.
I've had enough rottenness this week and now I'm worried for this blog and for Mayo, too. Would like to believe you.
I'll be back in a bit.
Ice cream run.
-A
who cares
I care a lot.
Amyranth said...
*mrfh*
Ohhhh, what have I done?!? She's choking!!! *hands amy biiiig glass of milk*
*and a napkin*
Me too. I care.
About what?
cookies suck
WE CARE A LOT!
You just feel it, balls to bone?
Sirty!
*makes art with RW*
Milk, there is milk?
what is the world coming too.
milk and cookies hey. bloody cookie monster will be happy.
Hey 10:37 I love it when someone gets my references.
Anonymous said...
cookies suck
...and that's why we dip them in milk, to suck up the milk! Duh!
I'm not Mayo, but I don't think he's done with the blog.
Looks like some one can't read!
i want to mart with Stevie G.
whoop whoop
man milk
I was 10:37 and I love FNM. ^_^
Like sponges.
Sponges suck.
Anonymous said...
I'm so fucking sick of seeing that self-important, pseudo-deep shitty Easter writing on the front page.
Just when I thought I was having a better day .... Thanks anon
*wants to make art with* Adam Lazzara*
Ohhhhh, snap!
*on, OHHHH snap squared!
/fangirl
Hello everyone :)
Hullo, Cupcake :) How are you?
See, Fim, I told ya they would make it dirty. And hi Cupcake, better watch yourself, people are all craving baked goods tonight. :)
Mayo,
What's going on? Are you doing well? Feeling happy? I hope so. Me? I'm drowsy. I must apologize. I always find myself writing to you just as those little blue sleepy time pills are kicking my ass. Yeah, I'm back on the OTC hard stuff. I can't help it really. Tylenol PMs are just so damn good and they always work if you take enough of them.
Till? What? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe, and here's me really stretching it out there. Maybe it's not for me to know. Maybe I have an idea. Maybe it doesn't matter. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you won't tell us TILL you are ready. Maybe you never will.
Like Tony Stark/Iron Man said..."deflect and absorb. Don't translate it back to me!" Or something like that. When I heard that line, I looked at Smoke and said, mauhuauahah that must be how Mayo feels when he writes and posts something on his blog. You know what it means. You don't need us jacking our jaws telling you what you really mean.
But maybe, just maybe...you like it. Maybe you like the dissections, the reflections, the inspections, the intersections, the retrospections, the introspection, the complexion, the conception, the ressurection and all that jazz.
Do I reckon? Fuck yeah, I do.
Mayo, I really just hope that everything is well with you. I hope you had a nice relaxing, recharging kind of Sunday.
TILL next time, take care.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Just maybe.
hello cupcake! hello elena!
want a cookie?
I'm all outta milk, though...
shitdick
dirty smirty
Hello Cupcake
jackfuck
I.
Love.
My.
Word.
hello cupcake.
nighyt night solly, remember to taste the rainbow
Fimble"dirty"Star. I like the sound of it.
jackfuck FTW!
Fimble,
It is now TASTE THE RAINBLOW!
Just sayin..
sugerfart
It is a good word.
I am feeling sirty tonight. Sirty and shirty too.
Hi RW, I'm ok, how are you? :)
Hiya Carrie, I have to say, I'm craving brownies.
Sdock, sorry I missed you again!
*tackles Sdock*
(G)oooooodnight!
10.48, never in my wildest dreams.
it is
fimble fucking star.
Night, Mustard!
I thought you had learned how to Be
(G)entle! I guess I was wrong!
Ooomph! Spits out lint!
Goodnight SD
Come! Let me show you the engine that powers my light. Come! I beseech you! Behold! Behold... Continental hand cream! Good, huh? I package it myself. Also, guess what? Once upon a time, this was Vlasic pickle jar. The lable comes off in the dishwasher. Wowee!
I'm good, Cupcake :) Still twitching a bit from my visit with the parental units. But I'll get over that. Eventually.
In fact, I bet you could see your own apartment from this very window here. And, may I say, you have exquisite taste in underwear!
Hello cookie anon, MJ, FS, and everyone else! I'm slow as hell tonight, so forgive me if I haven't said hi.
Whoops! What happened? What have I done? I have spilled some wine. All over your boob. How wonderful! They look like two ripe melons drenched in morning dew!
Oh, I don't know, I start twitching if I think too hard about mine!
Hi Cupcake. ^_^
I have been sprayed so many times, I have developed immunity to mace. Such is life! Champagn-ya?
Drunk or high?
Cookie-Anon, thank you!
I brought back Ice Cream, who wants some!
...
.... excellent taste in underwear?
-A
Conchords break
This cracks me up every time I see it.
lol RW
gay
Oooo! Ice cream! I'll have some please! :)
Hi Kapunua :) you got page claim, woohoo! XD
Hi Amy, I could go for some ice cream.
The continental is cracking me up...
Well that explains it.
I have heard so much about the Conchords, but don't get HBO. :( Are there dvds out yet?
ice cream sucks
I was quite peeved there was no Continental on the last SNL that Walken hosted.
"Wow! Wowie-wow-wow-wow!"
Forgive me, my little frightened, wide-eyed doe. I see I've upset you. If I move away from the door, will you promise to sit and banter with me, if only for a brief few moments.
Walken sucks
You know, champagn-ya is not champagn-ya unless it comes from the province of Champagne. I learned that in Bartending School.
Hallo Cuppy@
Both you and Cookie can help yourselves to whatever you want!
-A
Anonymous said...
ice cream sucks
No it doesn't. Ice cream melts. Sheesh!
Walken rules over your entire face, 11:05. ;)
No one can long resist the lure of those delicate bubbles...each whispering the same message of love.
bartending school sucks
BLASPHEMY! (About the Walken)
looking for someone?
The view from here.. is intoxicating.. oh.. like fine champagna. Very well, I will find this glove. The glove of a woman. I must confess, I have quite a collection.
This I found in a taxi cab.
This one belonged to the girlfriend of a roommate.
This I purchased at a garage sale.
looking for someone sucks
There's a DVD out of the first season of their TV series, Carrie. But I don't think there's one of their live show, unfortunately.
See, anon, you gotta KNOW you're wrong if K and I are on the same side! :)
Thanks Rw, I will definitely hit up the Netflix for that. I guess I could have just looked there instead of asking, but that's no fun.
Flight of the Conchords DVD, Carrie.
being on the same side sucks
well, you said it - maybe you just want a quick thrill
Did somebody just say Walken sucks??
0_0
I jumped out and pranked him to death with a tire iron!
Quick thrills suck.
tire irons suck
What's not to understand?! He was a Stiffly Stifferson! So I stuck it to 'im! Whammy!! Whammy, wowee, zowee! You just been pranked!
The second Umbrella Academy series has a tentative release of November of this year.
-A
I hate Stiffly Stiffersons. I wanna prank them for hours in my basement.
November sucks
There's going to be a second series, A?
*hasn't read the first series yet, though she has all of them*
I wonder if GW will draw for this one as well as write seeing as he will have some time on his hands now.
No, no! Don't go! Pay no attention to the idling ramblings of man afflicted with... dare I say... no, I dare not! My little wide-eyed, white-tailed doe.
Ha, I don't think I saw the Pranksters thing. Also funny, in the little bitty pic that's in the corner of the transcript, you can tell Walken is totally looking at the teleprompter.
GW sucks
wow, a pessimistic anon!
kinda sucks when you don't get what you want, doesn't it?
And yay about The Umbrella Academy!
I spoke before of my three great passions. One, the fine champagn-ya. Another... the art... of massage. Yes! I am a fully-trained and licensed masseur. You see my diploma, from the University of Beijing. I see you are skeptical, but please... let me demonstrate for you the powers that can be released by the human hand! Trust me!
I'm cold, very, very cold.
*waits for someone to say 'being cold sucks'*
Elena, please don't listen to that rude anon who insulted you. They have nothing in mind except to hurt you. Don't let them win. You are a wonderful, caring, beautiful, loving, exquisite person. There are so many of us who love you so much.
10:16 and 10:18, fuck you and everything about you.
Oh, and Amyranth's hater anon? Same for you; I'd hate for you to feel left out.
A pessimistic anon? Can there be such a thing??
being cold sucks
11:16 don't you worry about him, I sure he is quite content
11:16 don't you worry about him, I'm sure he is quite content, after all he's IN LOVVVVVVEEE!!!
being content sucks
being content sucks
Ooh double posting and not being able to delete because you're an anon sucks.
being cold sucks
You didn't disappoint. Awesome.
A Good Friend....
Thank you
Ooh double posting and not being able to delete because you're an anon sucks.
Oh Buuuurn! hehe
Being in love sucks.
nuh unh!
Mayo sucks
Just kidding. Love ya!
kidding sucks
Attack of the anons again?
Wondering what the hell hole Entropy fell into kinda sucks, though.
=]
Holes suck.
PH doesn't suck!
:)
Anonymous Sucks.
-A
Being first sucks.
hell holes suck
Hey PH! I *think* they are mostly benign and just amusing themselves. Although I don't know, they did say Walken sucked, and them's fighting words.
I like A Good Friend.
They make my toes wiggle.
Damn, A! You beats me good!
RW, sorry I have to disagree, being in love is wonderful, and hopefully they love you back.
...and it is muted, never loud :)
and they devour you, starting with your bottom.
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