I Think I'll Call Him Walter.
I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.
p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.
("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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How do you like those apples, everybody?! ;)
You guys, I think I know what Mayo is doin!
He is waiting TILL we break the comment record before he comes out and talks to us.
Right, Mayo?
NOPE?
Damnit.
Lol, MJ!
PPU, See what happens when you leave us for so long, idle hands, my friend, idle hands.
You know what they say, right?
Something about being the devil's workshop or something.
I personally think Mayo just wishes we'd stop tapping on his glass or pushing his buttons.
Ya know? Leebert just has one of those faces you wanna smoosh and pinch.
Who wants to go first?
I read it as "long, idle hands," and then I thought of finger skillz.
It's like 6 Degrees of Ray Toro in my head all the freakin' day long.
>.<
Smooshing and pinching a buffalo, Mustard?
You first!
Mustard,
You're filthy.
Please be (G)entle.
6 Degrees of Ray Toro.
You should totally make a movie out of that.
Look out, Leebert! Here comes Mustard's ass!
Nuh uh! You took it to the gutter, Sdock! You be (G)entle!
RW, you go ahead. I'll just sit here and watch and see if Leebert likes his face pinched and smooshed, and if he does, I may give it a go.
Otherwise, I'll just run.
Haha!
The porch is so happy today! Leebert, Manchester and Mustard's Ass.
Niiice.
Look out, Leebert! Here comes Mustard's ass!
Bahahahaha!
Blogger mustardisbetter said...
Wow, I'm a bunny, and my ass is a champion.
How do you like those apples, everybody?! ;)
May 11, 2008 7:03 PM
O_O
Filthy would have been 6 Degrees of Gerard Way.
I mean, talk about a complicated backstory and twisted plot. O_O
I totally ♥ you, Gerard Way. I really, really do.
You guys do know there's just 1 Degree to Ray Toro though.
It's by way of "Awesome."
See, I told you guys things wouldn't change.
And when I say 'awesome oppossum?' I really mean 'awesome Ray Toro.'
*is finished talking out of my ass*
S&V it's not GW it's Paul. Remember Paul from the Black Pajama Party.
That is a really good band name. I wonder if Mikey came up with that ans she took it.
And her ass talks! Amaaaazing!!
Damnit, I am trying to download a new ringtone for my phone.
Grrr....
Black Pajama Party.
*snorts with laughter*
Because that's cunningly disguised, that is!
Why the hell didn't I get a name in the story and whatnot?
Why so sad? Frank is not dead!
An anon posted this at 12:54. This is a great slideshow and all, but why was it posted under a link saying 'ditto'? It actually reminded me of the tributes they do when someone dies and watching this made it seem like Frank had died.
And why don't I add one 'p' too many!
God, okay, I admit. I read that today.
*gags*
I didn't want to but Sdock made me. Now, I'm traumatized.
Ok, why is "venom" only available as a ringback?
WTF????
Vampires is not my new ringtone.
Niiiiice.
Don't sweat it Paul's brother, you will end up living happily ever after.
Paul's brother no-one but Paul and Emma had names. I guess it was to hard for her to come up with any other names. With that brilliant story she wrote.
Not? Why not?
Bwah!
Honey is my ringtone.
That is WAY cool.
^_^
'Cause "Venom" is a Hollaback Girl...er.
You get what I'm saying?
Hello again everybody
I just got a text from TJ
She said she almost got run over (New Yorkers don't stop she said) and now she's in Times Square.
She's feeling a bit better. I told her to start belting out "New York New York" Don't think she'll do it though.
Says "page not found", anon :(
I screwed up the link!
Coolest ringtone ever! Can't wait to see people's reaction when my phone rings.
It's the simple things that tickle me so.
All we ever do is ride and ride and ride....
and get drunk waiting on Emma.
Sheesh.
Hi, Elena :)
New York drivers sound a lot like Toronto drivers! How long is TJ in New York?
Tell her to belt out "HOUSE OF WOLVES".
Not sure why really but it sounds EVIL!!!!!!
Hello Elena.
Tj should just j-walk. I think it's safer.
I wouldn't worry about it too much, because uh, I'm gonna stay with my girlfriend. And I'd appreciate it if you didn't come see me like ever again. But I cherish your words and keep them.
Do I smell good? Oh and by the way, what kind of under ware are you waring?
Are you trying to be proactive?
That Frank tribute music is very sad.
Mustard,
I don't get what you mean about Holla Back Girl...'splain, please.
LOL Paul
I agree, MJ. The closest calls I've had have been while I'm crossing at a stoplight when it's supposedly safe for me to do so.
MJ, Smoke, Solly, RW, Elena, Mustard, Paul, Paul's Brother, and anyone else I missed.
Black Pajama Party makes me laugh hysterically everytime I think of it. Is that wrong?!
I like to take proactive pictures in the bathroom!
Sdock, I have no idea what I mean either.
Just one of those days, my friend!
That is the saddest tribute ever.
Frank needs happy songs to celebrate his kindness.
Yes, happy songs. No sad songs.
NOPE.
Not sure how long she's gonna be in NY. Think she's gonna head to her mom's next. Then maybe Kansas?
Can't imagine anyone wanting to come to Kansas!!!!
I am totally discussed with you. Can't you see the discussed look on my face? Oh wait, let me look at you again, and again, and once more. Don't I know you? I like your hair. Did you do it yourself? I could show you how to do your makeup. Want my email address?
Hi, Star! :D
Didja go to the Madison Square Garden concert? Huh? Didja??
*bangs head against wall again*
*pops xanax*
YOUR HAIR SUCKS PAUL. YOU SHOULDA KEPT MY BLOOD OF JESUS HAIR IDEA THINGY. OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED.
O_o
What the hell kinda question is that. What underwear are you wearing.
And Paul please stop playing with your belt buckle. It's driving me crazy.
I told all the guys in the band and in the crew that you are gay. I hope you don't mind. It's my way of showing how much I care.
What's that pungent smell?
Are you kidding me? That was the worst hair color job ever. I couldn't wait to cut that shit off. Did you really think I was going to keep it?
But I will go onstage and tell everyone how awesomely you cut hair.
Because I am a good friend like that, but that's all. Just friends. Because I am going to stay with my girlfriend.
*cough, cough*
And on that note, why don't you just like stay away from me.
Hello Star.
Blogger resurrected wreck said...
I agree, MJ. The closest calls I've had have been while I'm crossing at a stoplight when it's supposedly safe for me to do so.
May 11, 2008 7:28 PM
Same here. People can't see me when I am following the rules of traffic safety.
Yes, indeedy, I did, RW!
It was a fantastic night!
BRB!
That's me baby. You know you like my funk. You've already told me how you want to fornicate with me. But I wouldn't sweat it because I am going to stay with my girlfriend.
Has anyone ever told you that you are kind of like a stalker?
You know when you relive that story this way it is fucking funny. It just need a girl fight between Emma and the old girlfriend or the next one.
I think it was 2 anons talking to each other.
I think the DITTO link was responding to the 10:17 post this morning that said:
Nobody deserves to find happiness more than you. To find true love you first need to be true to yourself. Accept and embrace who you are. You deserve so much more. You deserve the real thing.
The world may be ugly but love
is beautiful.
You'll always be beautiful to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=h_kw1zbFhew
(sorry I can't do links)
*is very excited for Star* :)
Anon's link.
STFU I wept so many tears for his gf when when paul dumped her. How could I have known my obsessive flirting, stalking, manipulation and sexing of her man would cause so much pain?
And um, please stay away from my mother.
Haha I love that one Emma.
Thanks, RW, it was an awesome show.
One of my favorite moments was when Gerard put a black washcloth over his head while he was singing. I haven't figured out why this was so groovy to me.
It's inexplicable, really.
Star where did he get a black wash cloth.
it's all good cos I will put paul's brother in an awkard situation by getting him to walk me to paul's apartment before I spend the night with him.
anonymous said...
I think it was 2 anons talking to each other.
I think the DITTO link was responding to the 10:17 post this morning that said:
Nobody deserves to find happiness more than you. To find true love you first need to be true to yourself. Accept and embrace who you are. You deserve so much more. You deserve the real thing.
The world may be ugly but love
is beautiful.
You'll always be beautiful to me.
Anon's link
Anonymous said...
4:42, you never need to doubt my sincerity or my love. I need you in my life. Yes, it is a fair trade.
May 11, 2008 6:17 PM
Thank you so much.
I need you in my life, too. I've never had anything like this happen to me before, and sometimes it scares me that it--and you--will disappear like all the others have.
But in my heart, I know we're the real thing. Anything that feels this good has to be real. I love you, and I love you more every day.
MJ,
He had it on stage.
Black washcloth, eh? Was he handing down a sentence?
um..please don't come to see me..there has been a misunderstanding...I don't want to see you
GW just has the oddest around him. Black wash cloths, redbull smoothies and ordained minsters. Just really odd shit i tell ya.
WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I DEMAND TO SEE YOU, I'VE DRIVEN FOR 5 HOURS WITH MY FRIENDS TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh* OK then, I'll be waiting.
*starts to unbuckle belt*
No, RW, it wasn't that ominous. I think it was just some randomly endearing wackiness.
Random endearing wackiness, that sounds more like Gerard :)
You forgot the bear suit, MJ.
I hope you don't expect sex because I'm staying with my girlfriend.
We can totally wrestle and stuff an do hair though.
And I will text you in a few weeks.
Oh yes the bear suit. And kissing other men.
Hey guys I'm back! Good food and fun times. Although too cold to be a proper barbecue though. Ah well.
Paul and Emma are cracking me up. ^_^
How's everyone?
that's ok paul cos we will wrestle and then I will laugh all seductively and be out of breath in a proactive way, then I will lean in to kiss you, you will turn your head away and rather than being mortified and embarrassed about the rejection, I will lean in for a second time and try to eat your face off again!
*snickers*
*looks discussed*
hello I am well Kapu.
Don't make me go in the shower and slash myself with my pink Lady Bic!!
Hi again Kapunua! ^_^
It's all good though. Don't worry yourself about it because I have a girlfriend and everyone in my band or crew either hates you or thinks your gay.
But uhh, can you our hair?
Oh and I want my sweater back.
Hmm...I don't like this girl sniffing around Gee and doing weird shit to his hair.
Hi K!
Welcome back, Smoke!
Hi, K! :D
Snapsdragons.
Hi errbody!
I know!!! Ima gonna write an anonymous letter to INO!!!
*has input on aforementioned anonymous letter*
Awwh, don't get discussed with me, Paul's Guitarist.
You know how much I ♥ you!
And besides, she's gay.
*also has input*
DOn't jump the gun, guitarist! A lot more has to happen still!
hey guys!
I have to write some emails and junk, so I'll be back and forth. ^_^
we merely tolerate emma
Hi, S&V! :D
I haven't finished reading that story because every few paragraph it leaves out a whole bunch of shit and I start to think I've read ahead.
You are all haters! You are all jellus! Emma is the sweetest girl who has been strung along for 2 years by a man that treated her like dirt! You should walk a mile in her shoes...blah blah...
I seriously hate my vacuum cleaner.
Seriously.
-A
What has your vaccuum cleaner done to you, A?
Amy,
Did it suck up a prickly pear? ;)
Hey, everyone!
I hate to break it to you, Emma, but The Black Pajama Party is Dead.
Amy vacuum cleaners are evil.
I just wanna know what the hell.....
peanut spots????? WTF
Hi, Mustard! :D
Hi, Mustard's champion ass! :D
I don't necessarily hate my vacuum cleaner. I just hate to vacuum.
*sigh*
Peanut spots, Elena?
I wondered about that, too, Elena.
What the hell is a peanut spot?
Do I even want to know?
Hello mib
Yeah RW
One of the things Emma wants to remember
Hi, RW! My Ass says hi, too!
Hey, Smoke! Hey, MJ! Hey, Paul, Emma, and Co.! Hey, Elena!
Nobody understand what I went through with Paul. I loved him. Clearly I am still in love/obsessed with him to have written this story almost a year after he dumped me. I had a special kind of love for him, a love called 'agape' love. Clearly I don't understand what that actually means or I would have used it in the right context so I didn't look like a moron.
Yeah RW
One of the things Emma wants to remember
In that case, I think I'm safer not knowing.
I think I didn't read this "Love Story" all the way through, and what I did read, I didn't comprehend.
We'll always have the snow white costumes.
The most disturbing part of that story is the fact that she actually took the time and effort to write that looooong thing in the first place. Foray into fiction, my ass! She's obviously taking a shot at G-Way. She could probably do with some therapy.
Here is ten thousand dollars! So could you just buy a house or something or maybe just STFU and go away?
I object to you dragging costumes into this!!
it's pronounced a-gar-pay not a-gay-p. you were right about one thing, I did have tears in my eyes as we laid in the dark that night, and you did feel me trembling as I lay next to you but it was because my shoulders were shaking and I had tears of laughter rolling down my face, you dumbass.
Hi, RW! My Ass says hi, too!
0_0
*is secretly wondering what language Mustard's ass speaks*
Paul said...
We'll always have the snow white costumes.
Don't forget the raw clams
Instead, we should just get engaged. I left my girlfriend and you're here.
Yeah, so like, I know we were "engaged" and stuff, but uh, we're over, so I'd appreciate it if you never mention my name again.
well if you're not pregnant, I'm not marrying you. it's that simple.
*throws ring into crowd*
How long do you think it will take Mayo to make a new post to put a stop to this?
I am discussed with it.
New post coming up shortly.
I'm thinking any second now, RW.
-A
My dogs are being stupid. Just saying.
We wish, 8:29. Even though it is pretty damn funny.
mayo said...
I am discussed with it.
New post coming up shortly.
*hides under the table*
Dude, I just wanted to talk about my vacuum not sucking.
But sucking.
I'm sure you understand what I mean.
-A
maybe if I just make a point of walking aaaall the way across stage to deliberately spit on her she'll get the message...
You know, the whole "story" had me really freaked out. It sucks to be famous sometimes. Honestly, let's just say, for the sake of argument, that my zombie romance novel gets finished, published, and zooms up the best seller's list, and I'm out doing book tours. There's some ex boyfriends of mine that could tell you stories that would make your hair stand on end. That would suck.
The odds of it happening are slim, but it would still suck.
Oh band guitarist! You naughty little thing! I love the way you show me affection, it's clearly an inside joke we have! I'm sooo part of the inner circle now.
Look guys, pics from Monday's TBS show! Now nice! Yup, that's where we were. ^_^
And the fact that she'sz doig it in such a slow, deliberate, thinly-veiled way makes me think she's still spending a lot of time thinking about it. Makes me wonder when she'll finally blow, and what she's going to take with her when she does.
And a nice interview with The New Guy. ^_^
Star you can just lie and say it never happen. As long as their are no pictures .
OMG, the new guy is a cutie patootie, K!
I totally ♥ Matt, though. Like for real, totally.
Well, baff time for me! Be back soon...
Have fun :)
I must step away from the laptop because I am in danger of staring at the 'Adam with his hand on his hip' pictures all night.
I can't tell you how many hours I've spent looking at similar pics, Star. ^_^
Hey Princess, yeah he is, isn't he?
Okay, so who wants to go on AIM? I am going to go on AIM and then have toast with Nutella. Oh yes, I am.
Nutella!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I will not open my mouth. I will not!
I've never had nutella before.
-A
Goddamnit you are going to eat Nutella and you're going to like it!
*puts Nutella in Princess's mouth and holds her mouth closed while blowing on her nose*
SWALLOW!
Mayo, I miss you. I hope you post soon.
Kapunua said...
Mayo, I miss you. I hope you post soon.
DITTO!
UH give me a double
So Kapu every time you talk ab out Nutella I think about this really dirty Duran Duran fan story I read once.
*spits Nutella in Kapunua's hair*
Now, whatchoo gonna do?
>_<
Both of you back off Mayo you are PROBABLY the reason he doesn't want to post. Kapunua you lost everythign aren't you done being a bitch yet. Didn't you lean your lesson???
Now you have to lick it off my hair!
Oh MJ, I don't wanna know. O_o
Both of you back off Mayo you are PROBABLY the reason he doesn't want to post. Kapunua you lost everythign aren't you done being a bitch yet. Didn't you lean your lesson???
Never in a thousand years.
hello everyone. how are you all doing today?
STFU, they can talk to Mayo all they want to.
Jesus Christ Peas and Rice
Hi Fim!
Thanks, Princess. Mayo is not obliged to answer either of us if he doesn't want to, but he's never told us to stop talking to him.
Hiya Fimble! Get yo ass on AIM you guys, huh?
hey smok. how is da rake tonight, any better?
what ya been up to on mummy day?
Hello FS.
Yeah, he seems to be somewhat better today.
I've just been chilling out and coloring with LHM.
^_^
Mummy Day.
Incidentally, Solly, Mummy K says thank you!
Wassup Betty Botch?
Did you Taste The RAINBLOW??
Oh carter. they are so famous and cool
rainblow pfft, eat a cornetto or just taste the rainbow.
smok, that sounds so sweet. can i colour with you please.
hey martha, how are you doing, any better, your head was hurting the other day
I have another one FS and my arm hurts as well.
Im just saying what most people feel about them anyway and they ahve made that point before.
LIKE A BED OF ROSES, THERE'S A DOZEN REASONS IN. THIS. GUN!!!
Hey dudes!
Mayonaise;
No new post yet? Darn you. ^_^
I'm going back to playing my video game. See you soon? Hopefully I mean.
xoox;
- 007
so once you state it then you cant say another word. bugger me blue and call me mary, what a load of cobble dust.
martha, i am sorry you have another one. is there anything that helps when you have them?
howdy slash
Fimble Star said...
so once you state it then you cant say another word. bugger me blue and call me mary, what a load of cobble dust.
Fimble, I love you forever and ever and always for that.
Anon,
I love how you speak for 'most people'.
Fim,
You can come and color with us. It's so much fun!
Mayo must be off doing stuff with his mummy, yes?
Hello Ph.
I have an 800mg pill of ibuprofen with my name on it. That helps sometimes. Once I had to take 1200mg before it started to work.
so, what we doing. i am bored and watching i-robot. great!!!!!!!!
*waves back to Mummy K*
I hope you had a great day, Mummy K!
I think I wanna put in a rose garden this year.
-A
ohh ibropurfen always works for me but mine is 250. that is in english measurments though, i know it is different in usa. i heard that if you take too many, it will damaged your liver so be careful martha
hello amy, i like yellow roses.
I don't even know what anon is talking about.
nonesense as usual
did you have a good bath? did you wash behind your ears madam?
"I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden"
Don't mind me.
Yeah, ibuprofen is really bad for you!
With the amount I take I think my liver may be shot.
I missed my ears!
But I got... er... my other bits.
FUCKERS!
Check out this headline I jsut read:
[AD]Report: USC star Mayo violated NCAA rules
Mayo! Shame on you.
fuckers again!
Oh my gosh, I win for the second time today!
Damnit!
Sorry Solly, I didn't mean to!
well done jules.
you saucy minx rw. what have i told you, your ears need to be clean to whipser sweet nothings from your wifey
Whisper?! I thought the sharpie slogan was say it out loud.
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