Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tort Law, reversed.

I Think I'll Call Him Walter.

I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.



p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.


("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")

4,286 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Wow, I'm a bunny, and my ass is a champion.

How do you like those apples, everybody?! ;)

sdock10 said...

You guys, I think I know what Mayo is doin!

He is waiting TILL we break the comment record before he comes out and talks to us.

Right, Mayo?

NOPE?

Damnit.

resurrected wreck said...

Lol, MJ!

sdock10 said...

PPU, See what happens when you leave us for so long, idle hands, my friend, idle hands.

You know what they say, right?

Something about being the devil's workshop or something.

I personally think Mayo just wishes we'd stop tapping on his glass or pushing his buttons.

Anonymous said...

Ya know? Leebert just has one of those faces you wanna smoosh and pinch.


Who wants to go first?

Anonymous said...

I read it as "long, idle hands," and then I thought of finger skillz.

It's like 6 Degrees of Ray Toro in my head all the freakin' day long.

>.<

resurrected wreck said...

Smooshing and pinching a buffalo, Mustard?

You first!

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

You're filthy.

Please be (G)entle.

Smoke said...

6 Degrees of Ray Toro.

You should totally make a movie out of that.

resurrected wreck said...

Look out, Leebert! Here comes Mustard's ass!

Anonymous said...

Nuh uh! You took it to the gutter, Sdock! You be (G)entle!


RW, you go ahead. I'll just sit here and watch and see if Leebert likes his face pinched and smooshed, and if he does, I may give it a go.

Otherwise, I'll just run.

Smoke said...

Haha!

The porch is so happy today! Leebert, Manchester and Mustard's Ass.

Niiice.

Anonymous said...

Look out, Leebert! Here comes Mustard's ass!

Bahahahaha!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Blogger mustardisbetter said...

Wow, I'm a bunny, and my ass is a champion.

How do you like those apples, everybody?! ;)

May 11, 2008 7:03 PM

O_O

Smoke said...

Filthy would have been 6 Degrees of Gerard Way.

I mean, talk about a complicated backstory and twisted plot. O_O

I totally ♥ you, Gerard Way. I really, really do.

Anonymous said...

You guys do know there's just 1 Degree to Ray Toro though.

It's by way of "Awesome."


See, I told you guys things wouldn't change.

And when I say 'awesome oppossum?' I really mean 'awesome Ray Toro.'

*is finished talking out of my ass*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

S&V it's not GW it's Paul. Remember Paul from the Black Pajama Party.

That is a really good band name. I wonder if Mikey came up with that ans she took it.

resurrected wreck said...

And her ass talks! Amaaaazing!!

sdock10 said...

Damnit, I am trying to download a new ringtone for my phone.

Grrr....

resurrected wreck said...

Black Pajama Party.

*snorts with laughter*

Because that's cunningly disguised, that is!

Anonymous said...

Why the hell didn't I get a name in the story and whatnot?

Anonymous said...

Why so sad? Frank is not dead!

An anon posted this at 12:54. This is a great slideshow and all, but why was it posted under a link saying 'ditto'? It actually reminded me of the tributes they do when someone dies and watching this made it seem like Frank had died.

Anonymous said...

And why don't I add one 'p' too many!

Smoke said...

God, okay, I admit. I read that today.

*gags*

I didn't want to but Sdock made me. Now, I'm traumatized.

sdock10 said...

Ok, why is "venom" only available as a ringback?

WTF????

Vampires is not my new ringtone.

Niiiiice.

Anonymous said...

Don't sweat it Paul's brother, you will end up living happily ever after.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Paul's brother no-one but Paul and Emma had names. I guess it was to hard for her to come up with any other names. With that brilliant story she wrote.

Smoke said...

Not? Why not?

Bwah!

Honey is my ringtone.

That is WAY cool.

^_^

Anonymous said...

'Cause "Venom" is a Hollaback Girl...er.

You get what I'm saying?

elena said...

Hello again everybody


I just got a text from TJ

She said she almost got run over (New Yorkers don't stop she said) and now she's in Times Square.

She's feeling a bit better. I told her to start belting out "New York New York" Don't think she'll do it though.

resurrected wreck said...

Says "page not found", anon :(

Anonymous said...

I screwed up the link!

sdock10 said...

Coolest ringtone ever! Can't wait to see people's reaction when my phone rings.

It's the simple things that tickle me so.

Anonymous said...

All we ever do is ride and ride and ride....

and get drunk waiting on Emma.

Sheesh.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Elena :)

New York drivers sound a lot like Toronto drivers! How long is TJ in New York?

Smoke said...

Tell her to belt out "HOUSE OF WOLVES".

Not sure why really but it sounds EVIL!!!!!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Elena.


Tj should just j-walk. I think it's safer.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't worry about it too much, because uh, I'm gonna stay with my girlfriend. And I'd appreciate it if you didn't come see me like ever again. But I cherish your words and keep them.

Anonymous said...

Do I smell good? Oh and by the way, what kind of under ware are you waring?

Are you trying to be proactive?

resurrected wreck said...

That Frank tribute music is very sad.

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

I don't get what you mean about Holla Back Girl...'splain, please.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

LOL Paul

resurrected wreck said...

I agree, MJ. The closest calls I've had have been while I'm crossing at a stoplight when it's supposedly safe for me to do so.

Anonymous said...

MJ, Smoke, Solly, RW, Elena, Mustard, Paul, Paul's Brother, and anyone else I missed.

Black Pajama Party makes me laugh hysterically everytime I think of it. Is that wrong?!

Anonymous said...

I like to take proactive pictures in the bathroom!

Anonymous said...

Sdock, I have no idea what I mean either.

Just one of those days, my friend!

Smoke said...

That is the saddest tribute ever.

Frank needs happy songs to celebrate his kindness.

Yes, happy songs. No sad songs.

NOPE.

elena said...

Not sure how long she's gonna be in NY. Think she's gonna head to her mom's next. Then maybe Kansas?


Can't imagine anyone wanting to come to Kansas!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am totally discussed with you. Can't you see the discussed look on my face? Oh wait, let me look at you again, and again, and once more. Don't I know you? I like your hair. Did you do it yourself? I could show you how to do your makeup. Want my email address?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Star! :D

Didja go to the Madison Square Garden concert? Huh? Didja??

Anonymous said...

*bangs head against wall again*

*pops xanax*

YOUR HAIR SUCKS PAUL. YOU SHOULDA KEPT MY BLOOD OF JESUS HAIR IDEA THINGY. OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED.

O_o

Martha Smith-Jones said...

What the hell kinda question is that. What underwear are you wearing.


And Paul please stop playing with your belt buckle. It's driving me crazy.

Anonymous said...

I told all the guys in the band and in the crew that you are gay. I hope you don't mind. It's my way of showing how much I care.

Anonymous said...

What's that pungent smell?

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? That was the worst hair color job ever. I couldn't wait to cut that shit off. Did you really think I was going to keep it?

But I will go onstage and tell everyone how awesomely you cut hair.

Because I am a good friend like that, but that's all. Just friends. Because I am going to stay with my girlfriend.

*cough, cough*

And on that note, why don't you just like stay away from me.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Star.


Blogger resurrected wreck said...

I agree, MJ. The closest calls I've had have been while I'm crossing at a stoplight when it's supposedly safe for me to do so.

May 11, 2008 7:28 PM


Same here. People can't see me when I am following the rules of traffic safety.

Anonymous said...

Yes, indeedy, I did, RW!
It was a fantastic night!

Smoke said...

BRB!

Anonymous said...

That's me baby. You know you like my funk. You've already told me how you want to fornicate with me. But I wouldn't sweat it because I am going to stay with my girlfriend.

Has anyone ever told you that you are kind of like a stalker?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

You know when you relive that story this way it is fucking funny. It just need a girl fight between Emma and the old girlfriend or the next one.

Anonymous said...

I think it was 2 anons talking to each other.

I think the DITTO link was responding to the 10:17 post this morning that said:


Nobody deserves to find happiness more than you. To find true love you first need to be true to yourself. Accept and embrace who you are. You deserve so much more. You deserve the real thing.

The world may be ugly but love
is beautiful.

You'll always be beautiful to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=h_kw1zbFhew

(sorry I can't do links)

resurrected wreck said...

*is very excited for Star* :)

resurrected wreck said...

Anon's link.

Anonymous said...

STFU I wept so many tears for his gf when when paul dumped her. How could I have known my obsessive flirting, stalking, manipulation and sexing of her man would cause so much pain?

Anonymous said...

And um, please stay away from my mother.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Haha I love that one Emma.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, RW, it was an awesome show.
One of my favorite moments was when Gerard put a black washcloth over his head while he was singing. I haven't figured out why this was so groovy to me.
It's inexplicable, really.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Star where did he get a black wash cloth.

Anonymous said...

it's all good cos I will put paul's brother in an awkard situation by getting him to walk me to paul's apartment before I spend the night with him.

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...

I think it was 2 anons talking to each other.

I think the DITTO link was responding to the 10:17 post this morning that said:


Nobody deserves to find happiness more than you. To find true love you first need to be true to yourself. Accept and embrace who you are. You deserve so much more. You deserve the real thing.

The world may be ugly but love
is beautiful.

You'll always be beautiful to me.


Anon's link

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
4:42, you never need to doubt my sincerity or my love. I need you in my life. Yes, it is a fair trade.

May 11, 2008 6:17 PM


Thank you so much.

I need you in my life, too. I've never had anything like this happen to me before, and sometimes it scares me that it--and you--will disappear like all the others have.

But in my heart, I know we're the real thing. Anything that feels this good has to be real. I love you, and I love you more every day.

Anonymous said...

MJ,
He had it on stage.

resurrected wreck said...

Black washcloth, eh? Was he handing down a sentence?

Anonymous said...

um..please don't come to see me..there has been a misunderstanding...I don't want to see you

Martha Smith-Jones said...

GW just has the oddest around him. Black wash cloths, redbull smoothies and ordained minsters. Just really odd shit i tell ya.

Anonymous said...

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


I DEMAND TO SEE YOU, I'VE DRIVEN FOR 5 HOURS WITH MY FRIENDS TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...
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Anonymous said...

*sigh* OK then, I'll be waiting.

*starts to unbuckle belt*

Anonymous said...

No, RW, it wasn't that ominous. I think it was just some randomly endearing wackiness.

resurrected wreck said...

Random endearing wackiness, that sounds more like Gerard :)

resurrected wreck said...

You forgot the bear suit, MJ.

Anonymous said...

I hope you don't expect sex because I'm staying with my girlfriend.

We can totally wrestle and stuff an do hair though.

And I will text you in a few weeks.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Oh yes the bear suit. And kissing other men.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys I'm back! Good food and fun times. Although too cold to be a proper barbecue though. Ah well.

Paul and Emma are cracking me up. ^_^

How's everyone?

Anonymous said...

that's ok paul cos we will wrestle and then I will laugh all seductively and be out of breath in a proactive way, then I will lean in to kiss you, you will turn your head away and rather than being mortified and embarrassed about the rejection, I will lean in for a second time and try to eat your face off again!

Anonymous said...

*snickers*

*looks discussed*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello I am well Kapu.

Anonymous said...

Don't make me go in the shower and slash myself with my pink Lady Bic!!

Smoke said...

Hi again Kapunua! ^_^

Anonymous said...

It's all good though. Don't worry yourself about it because I have a girlfriend and everyone in my band or crew either hates you or thinks your gay.

But uhh, can you our hair?

Oh and I want my sweater back.

Anonymous said...

Hmm...I don't like this girl sniffing around Gee and doing weird shit to his hair.

Anonymous said...

Hi K!


Welcome back, Smoke!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, K! :D

Smoke said...

Snapsdragons.

Smoke said...

Hi errbody!

Anonymous said...

I know!!! Ima gonna write an anonymous letter to INO!!!

Anonymous said...

*has input on aforementioned anonymous letter*

Anonymous said...

Awwh, don't get discussed with me, Paul's Guitarist.

You know how much I ♥ you!

And besides, she's gay.

Anonymous said...

*also has input*

Anonymous said...

DOn't jump the gun, guitarist! A lot more has to happen still!

hey guys!

I have to write some emails and junk, so I'll be back and forth. ^_^

Anonymous said...

we merely tolerate emma

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, S&V! :D

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I haven't finished reading that story because every few paragraph it leaves out a whole bunch of shit and I start to think I've read ahead.

Anonymous said...

You are all haters! You are all jellus! Emma is the sweetest girl who has been strung along for 2 years by a man that treated her like dirt! You should walk a mile in her shoes...blah blah...

Amyranth said...

I seriously hate my vacuum cleaner.

Seriously.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

What has your vaccuum cleaner done to you, A?

Anonymous said...

Amy,

Did it suck up a prickly pear? ;)




Hey, everyone!

resurrected wreck said...

I hate to break it to you, Emma, but The Black Pajama Party is Dead.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Amy vacuum cleaners are evil.

elena said...

I just wanna know what the hell.....

peanut spots????? WTF

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mustard! :D

Hi, Mustard's champion ass! :D

Smoke said...

I don't necessarily hate my vacuum cleaner. I just hate to vacuum.

*sigh*

resurrected wreck said...

Peanut spots, Elena?

Smoke said...

I wondered about that, too, Elena.

What the hell is a peanut spot?

Do I even want to know?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello mib

elena said...

Yeah RW

One of the things Emma wants to remember

Anonymous said...

Hi, RW! My Ass says hi, too!


Hey, Smoke! Hey, MJ! Hey, Paul, Emma, and Co.! Hey, Elena!

Anonymous said...

Nobody understand what I went through with Paul. I loved him. Clearly I am still in love/obsessed with him to have written this story almost a year after he dumped me. I had a special kind of love for him, a love called 'agape' love. Clearly I don't understand what that actually means or I would have used it in the right context so I didn't look like a moron.

resurrected wreck said...

Yeah RW

One of the things Emma wants to remember


In that case, I think I'm safer not knowing.

Anonymous said...

I think I didn't read this "Love Story" all the way through, and what I did read, I didn't comprehend.

Anonymous said...

We'll always have the snow white costumes.

resurrected wreck said...

The most disturbing part of that story is the fact that she actually took the time and effort to write that looooong thing in the first place. Foray into fiction, my ass! She's obviously taking a shot at G-Way. She could probably do with some therapy.

Anonymous said...

Here is ten thousand dollars! So could you just buy a house or something or maybe just STFU and go away?

resurrected wreck said...

I object to you dragging costumes into this!!

Anonymous said...

it's pronounced a-gar-pay not a-gay-p. you were right about one thing, I did have tears in my eyes as we laid in the dark that night, and you did feel me trembling as I lay next to you but it was because my shoulders were shaking and I had tears of laughter rolling down my face, you dumbass.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, RW! My Ass says hi, too!

0_0

*is secretly wondering what language Mustard's ass speaks*

elena said...

Paul said...
We'll always have the snow white costumes.



Don't forget the raw clams

Anonymous said...

Instead, we should just get engaged. I left my girlfriend and you're here.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, so like, I know we were "engaged" and stuff, but uh, we're over, so I'd appreciate it if you never mention my name again.

Anonymous said...

well if you're not pregnant, I'm not marrying you. it's that simple.

*throws ring into crowd*

resurrected wreck said...

How long do you think it will take Mayo to make a new post to put a stop to this?

Anonymous said...

I am discussed with it.

New post coming up shortly.

Amyranth said...

I'm thinking any second now, RW.

-A

Anonymous said...

My dogs are being stupid. Just saying.

Anonymous said...

We wish, 8:29. Even though it is pretty damn funny.

Amyranth said...

mayo said...

I am discussed with it.

New post coming up shortly.


*hides under the table*

Dude, I just wanted to talk about my vacuum not sucking.

But sucking.

I'm sure you understand what I mean.

-A

Anonymous said...

maybe if I just make a point of walking aaaall the way across stage to deliberately spit on her she'll get the message...

Anonymous said...

You know, the whole "story" had me really freaked out. It sucks to be famous sometimes. Honestly, let's just say, for the sake of argument, that my zombie romance novel gets finished, published, and zooms up the best seller's list, and I'm out doing book tours. There's some ex boyfriends of mine that could tell you stories that would make your hair stand on end. That would suck.
The odds of it happening are slim, but it would still suck.

Anonymous said...

Oh band guitarist! You naughty little thing! I love the way you show me affection, it's clearly an inside joke we have! I'm sooo part of the inner circle now.

Anonymous said...

Look guys, pics from Monday's TBS show! Now nice! Yup, that's where we were. ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

And the fact that she'sz doig it in such a slow, deliberate, thinly-veiled way makes me think she's still spending a lot of time thinking about it. Makes me wonder when she'll finally blow, and what she's going to take with her when she does.

Anonymous said...

And a nice interview with The New Guy. ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Star you can just lie and say it never happen. As long as their are no pictures .

Smoke said...

OMG, the new guy is a cutie patootie, K!

I totally ♥ Matt, though. Like for real, totally.

resurrected wreck said...

Well, baff time for me! Be back soon...

Have fun :)

Anonymous said...

I must step away from the laptop because I am in danger of staring at the 'Adam with his hand on his hip' pictures all night.

Anonymous said...

I can't tell you how many hours I've spent looking at similar pics, Star. ^_^

Hey Princess, yeah he is, isn't he?

Okay, so who wants to go on AIM? I am going to go on AIM and then have toast with Nutella. Oh yes, I am.

Smoke said...

Nutella!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I will not open my mouth. I will not!

Amyranth said...

I've never had nutella before.

-A

Anonymous said...

Goddamnit you are going to eat Nutella and you're going to like it!

Anonymous said...

*puts Nutella in Princess's mouth and holds her mouth closed while blowing on her nose*

SWALLOW!

Anonymous said...

Mayo, I miss you. I hope you post soon.

sdock10 said...

Kapunua said...
Mayo, I miss you. I hope you post soon.



DITTO!

Anonymous said...

UH give me a double

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So Kapu every time you talk ab out Nutella I think about this really dirty Duran Duran fan story I read once.

Smoke said...

*spits Nutella in Kapunua's hair*

Now, whatchoo gonna do?

>_<

Anonymous said...

Both of you back off Mayo you are PROBABLY the reason he doesn't want to post. Kapunua you lost everythign aren't you done being a bitch yet. Didn't you lean your lesson???

Anonymous said...

Now you have to lick it off my hair!

Anonymous said...

Oh MJ, I don't wanna know. O_o

Anonymous said...

Both of you back off Mayo you are PROBABLY the reason he doesn't want to post. Kapunua you lost everythign aren't you done being a bitch yet. Didn't you lean your lesson???

Never in a thousand years.

Fimble Star said...

hello everyone. how are you all doing today?

Smoke said...

STFU, they can talk to Mayo all they want to.

Jesus Christ Peas and Rice

Smoke said...

Hi Fim!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Princess. Mayo is not obliged to answer either of us if he doesn't want to, but he's never told us to stop talking to him.

Hiya Fimble! Get yo ass on AIM you guys, huh?

Fimble Star said...

hey smok. how is da rake tonight, any better?

what ya been up to on mummy day?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello FS.

Smoke said...

Yeah, he seems to be somewhat better today.

I've just been chilling out and coloring with LHM.

^_^

Anonymous said...

Mummy Day.

Incidentally, Solly, Mummy K says thank you!

sdock10 said...

Wassup Betty Botch?

Did you Taste The RAINBLOW??

Anonymous said...

Oh carter. they are so famous and cool

Fimble Star said...

rainblow pfft, eat a cornetto or just taste the rainbow.

smok, that sounds so sweet. can i colour with you please.

hey martha, how are you doing, any better, your head was hurting the other day

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I have another one FS and my arm hurts as well.

Anonymous said...

Im just saying what most people feel about them anyway and they ahve made that point before.

Anonymous said...

LIKE A BED OF ROSES, THERE'S A DOZEN REASONS IN. THIS. GUN!!!


Hey dudes!

JocelynHolly said...

Mayonaise;

No new post yet? Darn you. ^_^

I'm going back to playing my video game. See you soon? Hopefully I mean.

xoox;
- 007

Fimble Star said...

so once you state it then you cant say another word. bugger me blue and call me mary, what a load of cobble dust.

martha, i am sorry you have another one. is there anything that helps when you have them?

howdy slash

sdock10 said...

Fimble Star said...
so once you state it then you cant say another word. bugger me blue and call me mary, what a load of cobble dust.


Fimble, I love you forever and ever and always for that.

Smoke said...

Anon,

I love how you speak for 'most people'.

Fim,

You can come and color with us. It's so much fun!

resurrected wreck said...

Mayo must be off doing stuff with his mummy, yes?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Ph.


I have an 800mg pill of ibuprofen with my name on it. That helps sometimes. Once I had to take 1200mg before it started to work.

Fimble Star said...

so, what we doing. i am bored and watching i-robot. great!!!!!!!!

sdock10 said...

*waves back to Mummy K*

I hope you had a great day, Mummy K!

Amyranth said...

I think I wanna put in a rose garden this year.

-A

Fimble Star said...

ohh ibropurfen always works for me but mine is 250. that is in english measurments though, i know it is different in usa. i heard that if you take too many, it will damaged your liver so be careful martha

Fimble Star said...

hello amy, i like yellow roses.

resurrected wreck said...

I don't even know what anon is talking about.

Fimble Star said...

nonesense as usual

did you have a good bath? did you wash behind your ears madam?

Smoke said...

"I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden"



Don't mind me.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, ibuprofen is really bad for you!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

With the amount I take I think my liver may be shot.

resurrected wreck said...

I missed my ears!

But I got... er... my other bits.

sdock10 said...

FUCKERS!

Anonymous said...

Check out this headline I jsut read:

[AD]Report: USC star Mayo violated NCAA rules

Mayo! Shame on you.

sdock10 said...

fuckers again!

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, I win for the second time today!

sdock10 said...

Damnit!

Anonymous said...

Sorry Solly, I didn't mean to!

Fimble Star said...

well done jules.


you saucy minx rw. what have i told you, your ears need to be clean to whipser sweet nothings from your wifey

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Whisper?! I thought the sharpie slogan was say it out loud.

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