There are so many things missing, last night
Last week, and now quieted by irreverence
Two feet deep and thick with sickness
We are lost and no longer linger. Still
I can reason your denial in difference
Came upon you for thought, and mine
I must say thrust upon me in shame.
I shut my book to save your eyes.
Who is lost in plain sight can speak
As you have always claimed, in truth.
p.s. with an uncompromised view for any other is...well, it is compromised.
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No Contest
even if no one gets me, if i'm the only one laughing at my jokes, i won't hide myself away from life. it's uncertain and it's dirty and it's fucking exciting, and i want to be a part of all of it.
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
heart full
Today on my way home from class, I stopped off at the petrol station for some petrol. I paid on my card which wasn’t a lot, and then as I was getting into my car, I saw an old man walking past the building. He had a red and green stripy jumper which was frayed at the ends. He was also wearing some jeans that were dirty and had holes all over.
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
It helped.
Jennicula,
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Blog header image by: Anima
I would like to credit the photographer and thank her for sharing her work.
something
Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. Hold your head up high and be proud of who you are. If you've had a shitty day and you feel like people just don't want you to be happy, and when you find yourself struggling to make it through the day, just keep on believing and keep the faith. Also, from personal experience, don't push people away. When they say they want to help and that they are there for you, let them in. Believe me, I know how fucking scary that thought is, but don't shut others out.
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
Retro-spectacled
Sometimes, when you look back on stuff in your life, you know, the crap that makes you shake your head and say, "Holy shit, what the Hell was I thinking?" it's part of what makes you - you.
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
aloft
Blazing against the sun
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
Electric Blue
…today I saw a ulysses butterfly it was in our yard and settled to feed on our hibiscus. They really are fantastically beautiful things, the electric blue is amazing, however as they sit with their wings closed they are rather nondescript and dull. Sometimes people are like that, from the outside they seem unappealing but within there hides an amazing beauty for those lucky enough to see it. I hope you appreciate beauty in all things, and look for it perhaps where others miss it.
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.
I read your post again and suddenly without warning memories of construction paper filled my head. I remembered all the lop-sided flowers my girls made when they were young. Bright blue, yellow and pink flowers that were cut out with blunt end scissors would fill the windows to decorate for Easter. An occasional bunny was attempted but those usually ended up looking like creatures from a horror movie. Flowers were so much easier. I can close my eyes and hear the paper being cut into petals. I can smell the Elmer’s glue squirted on in huge blobs to attach each misshapen petal to form the flowers. We had a huge arts and crafts box full of wonderful items just waiting for their imaginations to turn into something wonderful. In my mind I see my daughters, as they once were, small, blond little girls sitting on the floor surrounded by scraps of paper and other art supplies. They would create their masterpieces then proudly show each other. Oh and Lord the messes that would ensue if the glitter made an appearance. Now, the box is forgotten. I’m not really sure where it even is anymore. The few flowers so lovingly created that survived are faded and dusty and high on a shelf they sit. Time marches on, so many things get left behind.
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
From the corner.
I wonder if you noticed
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
Thank You. Truly.
"This little world has grown around us, out of nothing, and it is a remarkable thing. Even the dark and dirty parts, the violent parts. Humanity will not thrive without passion."
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Uncondensed
Your words are what give value to this space.
Never do that again.
Yes, I am aware.
Character Advocacy.
"Don't ever pretend to be something you're not. You are who you are, and no one can change that. The people who don't like the real you are just gonna have to suck it. Don't take shit from anyone. Don't crumble. Throw a few birds, and walk on.
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
Art by: Toujours
“I decided to stop pitying myself. Other than my eye, two things aren't paralyzed, my imagination and my memory.”
Jean-Dominique Bauby
Jean-Dominique Bauby
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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 5811 Newer› Newest»WTF, has anyone seen Eliza's MySpace? Is that the MCR gun she's got for her background? Seriously, if she's really trying to get the message out that she wants to, you know, SHOOT GERARD, she's doing a damn fine job.
I know the dude strung her along and gave her a ring and all, but she is acting like a stalker and I hope she can't get near him again. O_O
Mayo,
I don't often address you, in fact I am becoming more and more distanced from many here. This is no reflection on them of course, it is just my natural predilection; make a nuisance of myself and casually drop into people's houses until they know me and then quietly sit back and watch the world go by.
I haven't visited many homes at all for quite a while and I hope that no-one has been offended by that.
But today was a day for reflection. My daughter finished her schooling and for her there are countless opportunities and new experiences to embrace.
So I pondered that it would also be worthwhile to remember that for myself. I think it may be time to drop in to see my ' friends ' again. Do you think they will open the door to me?
Only time will tell.
Good night Mayo.
TTFN.
O_O
Hide, Gerard. Hide away.
Lol @Eliza for taking the piss out of all the fans who hated on her.
Link, Link,and Link.
but she is acting like a stalker and I hope she can't get near him again.
She's always been his stalker. And last year when he was engaged to her, I couldn't help but think of this song:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh WOO!
She calls me on the phone
Hoping that I'm home
And that I'm all alone
But when I say hello,
I only hear dial tone
She thinks that I'm her own
Outside my window she crept,
Watching my every step
[Chorus]
Oh oh oh
She's following me
Oh oh oh
She's out of her tree
Oh oh oh
She's off of her rocker
I want to marry my stalker
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh WOO!
Sometimes she says she's my mom,
Looks like she doesn't belong
She's my own peeping tom
Flowers every day
The cops they tell her to stay
500 feet away.
She's sleeping on my doorstep
She hasn't hurt me yet
[Chorus]
Oh oh oh
She's following me
Oh oh oh
She's out of her tree
Oh oh oh
She's off of her rocker
I want to marry my [x3] stalker
[Bridge]
This morning she wasn't there
I hope that she still cares
I almost gave up hope
But today i awoke
To a private note
She says she's going to jail
For going through my mail
But she'll stay on my trail
[Chorus x2]
Oh oh oh
She's following me
Oh oh oh
She's out of her tree
Oh oh oh
She's off of her rocker
I want to marry my [x3] stalker
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [x2]
I want to marry my stalker
Taking the piss or not, I'm not wild about her sudden interest in guns and revenge.
*stands in front of Gerard with broadsword*
Most sane people don't put rings on the fingers of their most unstable and persistent stalkers, damn! WTF is wrong with this picture!
She's creepy as hell in those pics. @_@
Song's very apt though.
Where is everyone?
Eliza scared me and now it's lonely in here!
Whoopsie. Wrong link.
Clicky.
*looks at crazy Eliza pic*
*passes out from fear*
Anon...
You killed me and the blog.
Kapunua said...
but she is acting like a stalker and I hope she can't get near him again. O_O
0_o
obsessed, persistant, didn't give him a minute of peace, always trying to get his attention
look at me help me feel sorry for me like me
save me compliment me want me love me
stalker behavior
Ummm, wha?
agreeing that stalker behavior is what it is
I'm hungry.
Halooo?
-A
I can't imagine having someone stalking me. That is scary.
Most sane people don't put rings on the fingers of their most unstable and persistent stalkers, damn! WTF is wrong with this picture!
Gerard is nuts?
Hey Smoke
How's it going? What are you hungry for?
Greetings
I hope all are well. Plenty to catch up on tonight.
Most sane people don't put rings on the fingers of their most unstable and persistent stalkers, damn! WTF is wrong with this picture!
They're all in on it (Gerard included) and have always just been fucking with fans?
Ummm, not sure, Elena.
I'm thinking ravioli or ravioli.
O_o
Anon,
That's the million dollar question right there.
I meant the "Gerard is nuts?" question.
The other stuff, I have no idea.
Hello Anon @ 9:49.
Smoke
I've never been outright stalked, but I've been followed home, followed to work, at work, and approached with the words "I see you around all th time! You get off five stops from here, right?".
Crazy pplz.
-A
Hey Amy
Hey Anon
Hello, Elena, Smoke, Solly, Kapunua, Anonymous (s), Amyranth!
How is everyone!?
To avoid confusion, 9:49 it is.
And I thank you for the welcome.
Hi Amy! Hey there Star!
THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, BABY?
Sorry. Kung Pow moment.
Hallo Elena, Star and 9:49!
How's everyone doing?
-A
Hey Star
Haven't talked to you in so long. How have you been?
Hey 9:49 How's it going?
Cool, 9:49.
So what is everyone up to tonight?
Huh?
Huh?
I'm BORED. @_@
I'm good, Elena. I'm down the shore for the weekend. It's beautiful, but nippy.
How's things in Kansas?
I'm not doing a damn thing. I'm bored too!!!
How is Kansas?
Uh, let's see. There is a chance of storms tonight. Nothing new there.
I'd love to be at the shore.
There ain't shit on tv either. >_<
What the fuck is up, fuckers?
I'm walking around inside my head.
It's kinda scary. O_o
Hey dudes and dudesses.
Waiting for supper. Trying to make cookies too.
-A
Hey Sdock and Kapunua.
Good to see you both.
Ummm, that's my head, Mustard.
Get out.
9:41, TRUFAX!
Damn Amy.
Do you bake cookies like every night? :)
Mustard,
GET OUT! That's my head.
Bored seems to be the condition of the day. So much that I'm checking Amazon recommendations. Misery loves company.
Hi ALL!
I'm not sure who and what and all and everything is here.
So...
I wave to ALL!
Lurkinators! Mount UP!
Hahaha. So at least I'm not alone. If I'm bored, I want to world to be bored with me. ^_^
I got my Black Phoenix perfumes today! Schrodinger's Cat and Hi'iaka. ^_^
I can't be in three places at once you guys. Decide whos head it is. ;)
Hey Mustard
Amy what kind of cookies? I hope you made enough for everyone.
Umm, screw it. I can't type.
Well, Mustard.
My head is the coolest.
Just sayin'....
I do wonder about Gerard's comment that he is happier now that he's married because I remember him saying how happy he was when he got engaged to Eliza, who was essentially a stalker.
I really do hope he is happy.
Did Kapunua just defend Gerard or is the world going crazy.
Me, too, Anon. I hope he is happy and healthy and all that stuff.
I basically just want him to be okay.
*sigh*
Amazon recommendations?
Oh those are always fun.
For me they always recommend books I'm selling. Seems like a problem to me! LOL
Mustard,
With so many in my head, one more is always welcome.
So many websites, so little worthy content.
Yes, okay and happy at this point would be awesome.
I always hope that everyone is less crazy than I am.
What does that mean?
I have no idea.
9:49,
I tell ya, the 'it' place to be is my head.
My head is effin' awesome.
God, and I will stop now cuz this is not sounding right at all. O_O
I hope he's happy, healthy, and loved and he trusts in it.
Elena,
But do you own both the hard and soft cover versions? ;)
I remember him saying how happy he was when he got engaged to Eliza, who was essentially a stalker.
That's right, he did. He also said that he'd met someone "really special" (Eliza) when he was asked about the RING. Later, when Stephen interviewed him on SURS at PR, he said he'd met someone "really special" - referring to Lyn-z.
Question is, did he mean the "I eat paste and ride the short bus" kind of special? If so, did that apply to both of them?
Smoke, not every night. I'm not as brave as mustard, to walk around my head, so I bake.
Elena, Chocolate chip. My second specialty. :)
-A
9:49,
Are you saying you want me in your head? 'Cause you'll have to set up proper accommodations first. I for sure need a lamp up there.
10:09, well no one, I'm sure, wants him to get killed. Err, aside from Eliza, apparently.
Question is, did he mean the "I eat paste and ride the short bus" kind of special? If so, did that apply to both of them?
You know, I'm glad I'm not the one who said it. You made me laugh pretty hard.
OMG, you have to go to Eliza's myspace page and listen to the song and look at the creepy pic she has up.
Sure Mustard... you can decorate your own corner to your liking.
Okay 9:49 good point! LOL
Amy can I have a cookie?
Man, I can't wait to see the Vandals at Warped Tour.
-A
Elena, you'll have to wait until after your supper!
Or, at least MY supper.
BRB, gonna check the butter!
-A has an Ape Drape, yes I do!
Um, 10:20, where you been? Much scarier pics to be found ^ up there. Click on the links
You're interpreting the gun wrong.
10:24, what's the right interpretation?
Not fair Amy
I want a cookie now. (totally just stomped my foot)
anon 10:23
the song makes the pic even creepier
They interpret so many things wrong, how can you tell the difference?
How the hell else would one interpret the song, the gun, and the header to her latest journal entry: "Killing Time?" She wants them to be interpreted that way. She wants attention, for sure. Well, I hope she gets it in the form of some sort of restraining order.
Which are useless, because if someone wants to hurt you, then they're ready to face the consequences anyway and they're not going to worry about breaking the silly rule a "restraining order" sets.
9:49 --
Awesome, I can even pick out my own lamp shade and shit. A reading chair, maybe some grotesque wallpaper, or perhaps not. It's kinda messy. The opportunities are endless!
Amy said...
"Be right back! Gonna check the butter!"
BAH! That's a great line.
10:24 --
I hope you're just hypothesizing, I really do.
I think a really disturbing thing is Eliza said she's going to write a "totally fictional" story about Denver.
The woman needs to move on.
You don't know her.
Ha with the moving on.
Of course I don't know her, for which I'm grateful. But she's doing this on purpose. So tell me, O Font Of Knowledge, what is the correct (lol) interpretation of the blog entry title, the song, the references, and the gun?
"You don't know her."
Can you be sure?
Oooh, snap. O_O
stop playing games anon
Were you 10:26 anon?
Eliza admitted that she is crazy on Chris Gutierrez's show, and she sure is showing just how crazy she really is.
Games are fun.
Your move.
Oh my God, I just started singing Backstreet Boys songs.
I'm doooomed.
Misery
They say misery loves company
We could start a company
And make misery, Frustrated Incorporated
I know just what you need
I might just have the thing
I know what you'd pay to see
Put me out of my misery
I'd do it for you, Would you do it for me?
We will always be busy, making misery
We could build a factory, and make misery
We'll create the cure, we made the disease
Frustrated Incorporated, Frustrated Incorporated
I know just what you need
I might just have the thing
I know what you'd pay to feel
Put me out of my misery
Suicide kings and drama queens
Forever after happily making misery
Did you satisfy your greed, get what you need
Was it only envy, so empty
Frustrated incorporated...
I'd do it for you, would you do it for me?
Soul Asylum
I was asking 10:33, because how am I supposed to know you you are on a comment like that.
I wonder what would cause Eliza to say anything after all this time?
I don't like my ex, but after 5 years, I don't care about him either.
-A
Crazy or not, attention seeking or not, known or not... she sure can kill conversation.
I'm going to lighten the mood and tell my joke.
What kind of bees hang out in the cemetery?
Zombees!
Good point 9:49.
So I was going to work today on transit, and these random guys kept smiling at me! I was like "Well, fuck! Girl, you got it today!"
I got to work and was checking for my work keys when I found the tampon sticking out of my front pocket.
Yeah. I'm real hot. :P
-A
Ooo, I know a joke, and I've already told and fucked it up in one go, but you guys have to promise to laugh again.
So, this guy was on his way to an art museum to do whatever it is you do at art museums obviously.
But, he had a problem.
He didn't have enough Monet to buy De Gas to make the Van Gogh.
That kind of went over better than last time.
*is proud*
Hot and prepared.
Rahaha, Mustard!
That was good!
Oh hell, Amy. I would die then and there!
Funny Star
Got any more?
Gold star for Mustard.
look, how can anyone guess how a person truly feels?
You can make assumptions based on the way they act, but it could be an act.
They only know what's going on through their head.
I would like to dedicate this song to Eliza:
"Miseryhead"
christ, your head. what's it become?
while the whole world's out having fun
i'm in a cloud, it's pulling me down, breaking me down
i'm in a cloud, it feels like a crowd of a hundred, it's five degrees here
nobody sees, somebody please, save me
this is the sound of my miseryhead
choke on the taste of my miseryhead
dance to the words of my miseryhead
this is the sound of my miseryhead
i'm in a cloud, it's pulling me down, breaking me down
turn around
what's that sound?
i'm in your head
i thought i heard him say, he'd rather be dead, than
live life apart...we're apart...we're apart
Oh my gosh, Anon! I'm totally sticking it on my forehead. Thanks!
Can we play "Guess The Anonymous" for fun?
sure, have fun, irony
but there's more than one.
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood
and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began pestering
him about where he got it.
He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"Okay, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest
full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I fuckin didn't!"
Anonymous said...
look, how can anyone guess how a person truly feels?
Umm, let's see, this is hard. Lemme take a while to think about this OH WAIT I GOT IT. How about through their behavior.
You can make assumptions based on the way they act,
Which is what we humans do, you know, pretty much all the time?
but it could be an act.
Sure it could. But ask yourself why Eliza would act like a psycho who wants revenge on her ex?
Lookit: I know she feels she was hard-done-by. I know that Gerard humiliated her in public; everyone saw him do it. I know he was the one with the voice and he used it to hurt her after ditching her. And it sure does seem like his protestations of ETERNAL TWUE LUV 4EVA & EVA!!!!1ELEVEN!!11SHARPIESHARPIE!!1 are mostly to further upset his exes.
I get that.
I get that she wants to use her voice to hurt him back, sure.
But while Gerard is just coming across as a vindictive child, Eliza is coming off as someone both stupid and dangerous.
Which looks worse to you? Honestly, I thought she was better off when she was taking the high road and letting him make an ass of himself.
That was a joke.
Bahaha!
Oh how I love really good jokes.
Wait, what are we doing? I was drinking a coke and collecting my thoughts.
Wait, what are we doing?
Well, that comment worked out well!
I originally meant Star's bat joke, but it flows well, so I'll leave it. :)
What?
Who?
Where?
Why?
Howwwwwwwwww?
I am telling bad jokes.
I know who I am. No idea about the rest. Irony, it is. :)
I don't know any jokes. I mean I prolly do but I can't tell one for shit.
"I am telling bad jokes."
They have had the desired effect. Someone smiled.
I dunno who I am, but I know who she is.
And I suck at joke telling...
Thank you, Anon.
That's what I wanted!
A water truck and a Vinegar truck collide on the highway.
DOUCHE!
-A
Aw, see Star?
A bad joke is what happens when you flub the punchline and end up telling the joke before actually telling the joke.
Speaking from experience, dudes.
Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?
He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop
through its heart because steaks were too expensive
I leave out half of the joke.
Or I get so tickled at myself I can't even tell it.
Bwahaha! OMG.
BUT THERE'S MORE... your behavior can contradict your true feelings.
Happens all the time. And with Eliza, do you know her primary motive? No. Could be a number of things. Maybe revenge, maybe embarrassment. Maybe she feels she has nothing to lose. You don't know. All you do know is that she has a problem of some sort.
Ahaha, Anon!
That's such a funny visual!
Yep, Smoke!
It's like, you get two words out, you laugh your ass off at the joke itself, then you're like, "DIDJA GEDDIT?!?!"
It's humiliating, honestly. Then they end up laughing at you for laughing at yourself for telling a bad joke!
I don't know who she is but I think I know who 9:49 is and I have no clue who Irony is.
I admit that I laughed at a joke there.
What is as sharp as a vampire's fang?
His other fang.
Ahah!
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
You don't know who I am.
Okay, you don't know who she is but do you know who he is?
How about those guys? Who are they?
Who the fuck am I?
I ♥ BlogBelieve!
Just sayin...
For the record, these jokes are so bad they're actually good.
theory currently being bandied about on an elite lj comm:
gerard and lynz marriage was a sham intended to keep eliza at bay and garner fame for msi. the kerrang!interview is the prelude to a planned breakup between the two which will be amicable. msi will benefit from the publicity and gerard will have time to avoid questions because the band is on a break. when the new record comes out, he'll have a story of lost love to tell, fans will be oh so sympathetic and buy even more cds, merch, etc.
all made more plausible by the fact they haven't spent any real time together as husband/wife. when one band's tour was ending, the other was getting in full gear.
make sense?
OMG! Anon!
I love pirates and zuchini, so that joke was WIN-WIN for me!
You don't even know who I am
You left me a long time ago
You don't even know who I am
So what do you care if I go
Sorry, had to. :)
9:49 said...
Hot and prepared.
One of the girls I work with (I work in a pet store) made a joke about letting the boys know that I was in heat. :P
-A
Why wouldn't the ghost cross the road?
He had no guts!
11:08 no
I don't care much for him.
Those guys are ok though. I think they were friends of his.
You are whoever the hell you want to be. Just sayin...
LJ anon, theoretically it makes sense.
But also, they could just be two people in love. Who knows?
-A
lj anon, that does make a lot of sense.
Moving On...
What's silver and red and waddles into walls?
A hungry zombie baby with forks in its eyes.
Hey LJ anon, are you that same nice one from a while ago?
And you know what, that would really blow, only because WTF does MCR gain by promoting a hate-slinging, crap-ass band like MSI and their bizarro-world "feminism?"
And where do the other band members fit into this? I can't imagine them going along with such a thing.
What's black and white and read all over?
Okay, so that only works when you can say it, 'cause, you know, the homophone thing.
Free will
Each of us has it and each abuses the shit out of it. They are no different.
Yeah, it makes sense but Jesus, I don't think it was worth going to all that trouble.
Just to get rid of Eliza. Damn.
What can you find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners!
Anonymous said...
I don't care much for him.
Those guys are ok though. I think they were friends of his.
You are whoever the hell you want to be. Just sayin...
Can I be you and you be me?
Mustard.
I read that like three times and I was like, what?
Yes, I'm blonde.
How would it make sense? Firstly you would have to assume if it was pre- planned, he would have a pre-nup.
And to go to all the length of marrying someone, to stop someone who is essentially stalking you, is insane.
I am the Walrus.
Throw in some ferard and you have a great fanfic.
I agree 11:17.
i've been around before, yes.
mcr gains by keeping eliza away from Gerard and i think that would be motivation enough for the other band members to agree to it.
of course, who would have thought eliza would still be at it after nearly a year?
Ummm, the first 11:17. O_o
I think the marriage is a sham for more reasons than just getting rid of Eliza.
I think the marriage is a sham for more reasons than just getting rid of Eliza.
I just don't think Eliza is worth all that. I mean, who the hell is she and what could she possibly do to him or them? Am I missing something?
laverne, i'm home!
hey everybody, what's up?
sorry, I find no logic to that theory
Anyhoo...
Not any of my business and I can't judge something I know nothing about.
Sorry for the double post, I have no idea how that happened.
"Can I be you and you be me?"
I assume you are the best you out there and I enjoy being me.
Yeah to 11:18, but I still think he might be into it on an emotional level.
Hi everyone!!!
Just popping in for a short time,
You remember the test on hell, i did not do so good, apparently I'm a really bad girl......grins!!!
Anonymous said...
"Can I be you and you be me?"
I assume you are the best you out there and I enjoy being me.
No complaints so far.
I guess I'm alright.
You seem to be pretty damn cool yourself.
What?
Now, I am slightly confused.
:)
Anonymous said...
I think the marriage is a sham for more reasons than just getting rid of Eliza.
My thoughts as well,,, thank you!
Seems as if there would be easier--and quieter--ways to keep Eliza away. Getting married, ditching all of your previous efforts, and turning into an entirely different human being seems an awfully long way to go when "Good bye, I should never have gotten engaged to my stalker, and by the way here's your restraining order and I'm calling my lawyer" would have sufficed.
And either way, it didn't work 'cause she's still obviously in the picture.
And if that was really Gerard's aim, he wouldn't have spent so much time humiliating her; he would have shut his trap.
More than anything though, I just can't see the rest of the band going along with it. You know?
mind you, i'm not necessarily saying i agree with this theory myself. i'm just letting you in on some things being talked about by other fans.
but it makes about as much sense as anything else concerning the bizarre goings on of the past year.
Blows kiss to Sdock!!!!!
Sorry i did not say good bye last night, i was in a hurry!
I agree 100%, Smoke.
So...
What's black and white and red all over?
A nun being devoured by Satanic zombie babies.
PJ,
What level of Hell did you end up in?
I got the Eighth Level.
Hence, my previously posted Satanic zombies joke!
Satanic zombie babies? O_o
*blows kiss back to PJ*
Hi, how are you?
Star, you're seriously killing me.
I'm sorry i forgot!
Blows kisses to
Smoke
Kapunua
and
Star!
Sorry Anon's
I don't know you that well!!!!
Oo Oo OO!
What's black, white, and red all over?
The White Stripes.
Muwahaha.
HEY MAYO! YEAH YOU! UMMM, SO I WAS THINKING. WHY DON'T YOU POST TONIGHT AND JUST EFF WITH EVERYONE'S HEAD? YOU KNOW, FOR OLD TIMES SAKE? OH, AND TAKE THE HELL QUIZ FOR FASC. ^_^
Sorry. Hahaha. I'm silly tonight.
I should have said this earlier, but aloha to you all. ^_^
True, LJ, it has been a really bizarre time.
Sorry Mustard,
Blows kiss!
Mustard,
In a bad way?
Is anybody offended?
I apologize if anybody is truly a zombie.
Hey Shirley
What's up?
Another gold star for Mustard.
My sammich tasted like shit, and I felt you all should know.
The White Stripes! Niiice.
*starts bobbing head to tune of Denial Twist*
Maybe he wanted to prove something to someone.
Hey PJ!
Hey, PJ!
No, Star! You're killing me in a great way! They're really great jokes!
Me!
What kind of sandwich, Mustard?
I am drinking mass quantities of coffee to rid myself of this awful sinus headache.
I need something desserty.
Jack White!
I effin' WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm intrigued. How are the White Stripes red all over? Now bear in mind I know nothing about them so if I sound stupid, sorry. ^_^
No way, Anon! Maybe I can get my whole face covered, 'cause you and I both know that would rule way hard.
;)
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