There are so many things missing, last night
Last week, and now quieted by irreverence
Two feet deep and thick with sickness
We are lost and no longer linger. Still
I can reason your denial in difference
Came upon you for thought, and mine
I must say thrust upon me in shame.
I shut my book to save your eyes.
Who is lost in plain sight can speak
As you have always claimed, in truth.
p.s. with an uncompromised view for any other is...well, it is compromised.
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Yes, I am aware.
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No Contest
even if no one gets me, if i'm the only one laughing at my jokes, i won't hide myself away from life. it's uncertain and it's dirty and it's fucking exciting, and i want to be a part of all of it.
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
heart full
Today on my way home from class, I stopped off at the petrol station for some petrol. I paid on my card which wasn’t a lot, and then as I was getting into my car, I saw an old man walking past the building. He had a red and green stripy jumper which was frayed at the ends. He was also wearing some jeans that were dirty and had holes all over.
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
It helped.
Jennicula,
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Blog header image by: Anima
I would like to credit the photographer and thank her for sharing her work.
something
Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. Hold your head up high and be proud of who you are. If you've had a shitty day and you feel like people just don't want you to be happy, and when you find yourself struggling to make it through the day, just keep on believing and keep the faith. Also, from personal experience, don't push people away. When they say they want to help and that they are there for you, let them in. Believe me, I know how fucking scary that thought is, but don't shut others out.
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
Retro-spectacled
Sometimes, when you look back on stuff in your life, you know, the crap that makes you shake your head and say, "Holy shit, what the Hell was I thinking?" it's part of what makes you - you.
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
aloft
Blazing against the sun
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
Electric Blue
…today I saw a ulysses butterfly it was in our yard and settled to feed on our hibiscus. They really are fantastically beautiful things, the electric blue is amazing, however as they sit with their wings closed they are rather nondescript and dull. Sometimes people are like that, from the outside they seem unappealing but within there hides an amazing beauty for those lucky enough to see it. I hope you appreciate beauty in all things, and look for it perhaps where others miss it.
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.
I read your post again and suddenly without warning memories of construction paper filled my head. I remembered all the lop-sided flowers my girls made when they were young. Bright blue, yellow and pink flowers that were cut out with blunt end scissors would fill the windows to decorate for Easter. An occasional bunny was attempted but those usually ended up looking like creatures from a horror movie. Flowers were so much easier. I can close my eyes and hear the paper being cut into petals. I can smell the Elmer’s glue squirted on in huge blobs to attach each misshapen petal to form the flowers. We had a huge arts and crafts box full of wonderful items just waiting for their imaginations to turn into something wonderful. In my mind I see my daughters, as they once were, small, blond little girls sitting on the floor surrounded by scraps of paper and other art supplies. They would create their masterpieces then proudly show each other. Oh and Lord the messes that would ensue if the glitter made an appearance. Now, the box is forgotten. I’m not really sure where it even is anymore. The few flowers so lovingly created that survived are faded and dusty and high on a shelf they sit. Time marches on, so many things get left behind.
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
From the corner.
I wonder if you noticed
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
Thank You. Truly.
"This little world has grown around us, out of nothing, and it is a remarkable thing. Even the dark and dirty parts, the violent parts. Humanity will not thrive without passion."
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Uncondensed
Your words are what give value to this space.
Never do that again.
Yes, I am aware.
Character Advocacy.
"Don't ever pretend to be something you're not. You are who you are, and no one can change that. The people who don't like the real you are just gonna have to suck it. Don't take shit from anyone. Don't crumble. Throw a few birds, and walk on.
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
Art by: Toujours
“I decided to stop pitying myself. Other than my eye, two things aren't paralyzed, my imagination and my memory.”
Jean-Dominique Bauby
Jean-Dominique Bauby
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I'm off to buy a new phone!
Wish me luck!
Good luck Star, buy a good one!! Heya PP and whoever else is here.
So I wheeled Havoc's cage outside so he can catch some sun and ocean breeze. I'm catching some, too.
Man oh man, this kind of day calls for: Bob Marley, Ziggey Marley and Bunny Wailer.
It's perfect day for a
Slow Ride
^_~
How about a longer slow ride?
full slow ride
hi and a nice afternoon/evening, no one here right now huh?
anyway thanks for your new post mayo, hope you´re doing fine. the old post got kinda crowded ;)
Hello, ladies!
How are you all?
Gaaaaaaaaah! PIXIIIIIIIIIEE!!!
How are you, doll?
that´s what I call timing! :)
hiya siobhan, how are you? how´s cologne?
I´m doing ok, it feels so weird, only 3 weeks left :(
did you feel the earth move
I did
I'm doing great, Pixie! Thanks for asking.
I was in a shopping 'rausch' today.
I bought clothes, dvd's and hair care.
The weather is wonderful in Cologne.
How's the weather in Helsinki?
Good Afternoon, everyone! I know I haven't been on in a while, but it's been one of those weeks. And last night I slept for 14 hours, so I feel a little better. 14 hours of sleep will do that to ya!
Possum, FASC, that was one of the funniest things I have seen happen on here! I don't know what you did, but, man, that was good. I could see Mayo coming in and going "WHAA?!"
Possum, I will send you the third installment of Fear and Loathing...soon, really!
Miranth, hope you are feeling better, you too, Wendy, and anyone else that is sick.
TJ, Elena, and anyone else that has been called crazy as a bessie bug, well, we'll just all be crazy together! We can't be held responsible for our actions that way, right? Besides, if we were all sane, would we be HERE?!
Mya, nice to see you were in earlier! Hope to see many more back in here as well. Many friends who are still thought of and missed.
The Hell test, I got Level 2, Lustful. The Sex Test, scored 8 out of 10, Expert. I sense a connection there...
The Pin Up quiz, now that one has to be wrong. I got Betty Page 63%, Jayne Mansfield 50%, and Mae West 44%.
Mae West, that's more me.
Lewis, TJ, Happy Birthday wishes to you a bit early. How odd is it to have 3 of us right together. Two for the 25th and me for the 26th. Again, we should know by now...
Mayo,
I read this post over several times, and the one thing I get is you are losing yourself, and searching. If you shut the book after it has been read, it's all still there. Was it really that bad? Just don't tear out pages, those are still part of you, and you need every one of them. I'm glad we help you, and that you find meaning in words that are written here. Don't be afraid to ask any of us, Mayo. You might be surprised at some of the answers.
Best friends are good for that too, you know. Keep that in mind, dear one. And don't you dare say what I think you are about to. I won't hear it.
SS, 7th level? Make sure you stock up on ice, lemonade, shorts and sunglasses. And sunblock. Don't forget the sunblock. And Ice Pops. And Aloe Vera gel. And Solercain. And...
Well, you get the picture. :)
Got to go for now, but I will be back on later. I just wanted to say "Hi"!
Take care of yourselves and each other.
Love. Hope. Faith.
L.
Pooping in and out!
Hey to anyone around!
Jules, I totally feel you. I have four new records, and I don't even know where to start. It's completely awesome.
Anyway, later!
hi L.!
we had wonderful weather today siobhan, it was sunny, no clouds but really stormy and the wind was really cold, but still awesome. makes it even more hard for me ^^
i´ll have a shopping"rausch" before I leave, I´ll have to buy some stuff for my parents and then I also want to buy some things for myself. just have to see how much money I have left after my tattoo next week...
so hi and bye mustard :)
Hi L.!
Hi and bye Mustard!
I bought cute summer dresses and tops.
I can't wait to wear them.
I definetely have to buy new summerclothes when I´m back in germany, it just doesn´t make sense to buy them here now, just more stuff I have to get home ^^
Yes, that's right. Are clothes cheaper in Helsinki than in Germany?
nope everything is more expensive in helsinki.... or finland.... the only thing that seems to be cheaper are tattoos ^^
Aww, if I was only there to hold your hand while you are getting your new tattoo.
awwwww how cute siobhan! thanks *hugs* but well I´ll manage it alone. I even got my first tattoo alone ;)
Hello all
5 out of 10 on the sex one I messed up on the size of men, ice age woman, age girls start to have sex. the myth about women &sex drive
and the amount of sperm men make.
Paranoid: Very High Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
hi martha :)
Yes, I know you're a brave woman! :-D
Hello there, Martha!
How are you?
Mayo, you know you don't have to do anything people keep asking again and again and again and again and again. You know that, right? It makes me sad that people pressure you like that.
siobhan: well yeah actually I am... most of the times ^^
Hello Pixie and Siobhan.
Anon so what if people ask mayo to do stuff as you sad he doesn't have to do it so why get sad about it.
I really don't understand why people get so upset about asking mayo about things sometimes. Mayo is a grown person and if he doesn't like what is being asked he can ignore it.
Anonymous said...
Mayo, you know you don't have to do anything people keep asking again and again and again and again and again. You know that, right? It makes me sad that people pressure you like that.
Mayo is fucking fine anon!
He won't do anything he doesn't want to do!
But when it is repeated so many damn times for him to do something, its pressuring him.
I know that, Fasc not signed in, but why ask him so many times?
cry babies
I so want to have your skills, anon!
You always seem to know who's posting as an anon.
How do you do that? Can you teach me?
Mayo seems to have a lot more important things going on in his live than to worry about the things being asked of him here. So I don't think he feels any pressure from them
freaky anon, cos i am here now! but hand on heart i don't do anon shit cos hey i can do it in blue!!
i didn't mean to go on at mayo i just thought it might be fun thats all. its no biggy!
i don't think he'll have a nervous breakdown over it!!
hello siobhan, pixie, mustard!!
OPL lovely to read you! i'm glad me and PP made you laugh!! i am such a dork!
i am inning and outing cos of shit to do!!
i will do the sex and personality ones tomorrow cos i have no time!
ok guys have a wonderful evening! catch you tomorrow!
mayo/SS *hugs* to you!!
sorry i can't stay!!
love to you all!
hi martha!! didn't see you there sorry??!!
hi fasc how you´re doing? :)
god i shouldn't still be here pixie! i am getting angry stares!! i just refreshed!! addiction!
i am good thankyou! gotta go or it will lead to rows!! take care pixie i don't see you around so much.
bye everyone!
Hi everyone, how are you?
Hi mayo,
Hi SS,
How are you guys?
So, I reached the 7th level of hell. I'm so proud of myself hee hee.
yeah I know I´m not here so often fasc! still I try to come here once in a while... life is so busy right now...
ok so take care bye *hugs*
Hi and bye Fasc!
MISS TEEEEEEEE!!!!!
How are you, my dear?
Did you first ride on the tricycle or go straight to bike?
Hello and good bye FASC.
Hello Miss t and GTM
Hiya my pixie chum.
Hiya Siobhan darlin'.
Hiya MJ sweetie.
Hiya GTM babes.
How are you all doing?
Hi Guntotingmaniac!
Straight to bike, of course. :-D
Hi and Bye FASC. sorry I missed you.
I'm great siobhan.
It's great to see you girls again.
hi my ukchum how are you? *hugs*
hi gtm :)
Hi to everyone here.
I hope everyone is doing well.
Siobhan, thank you for answering. I did too.
I'm good thanks my pixie chum *hugs*
nice to see you around here again GTM.
Guys, I'm pretty sure I'm the Crazy Plant Lady.
Off to shizzower, catch ya's later. ^_^
Hello Kapu
Thank you, MissTottenham.
How has it been in these parts?
Hi and bye for now K.
How are you today MJ?
You're welcome, Guntotingmaniac!
Is it okay when I call you Gun?
GTM, you know how it can get.
People have been set upon etc.
Same old same old.
Of course.
Miss t I am well. I hope you are well.
Pixie siobhan and gun how are you as well
good to hear that you´re doing well martha. I´m okay, it´s weekend! :)
*if even* Gaaah, it's late.
I'm doing fine, MJ. Thanks for asking.
Gotta make a phone call.
BRB.
It is some what slow in here again.
Hello Mayo,SS and Family!
Just stopping by quickly this time.I’m really tired and I’ll go to bed soon.
I probably won’t be able to come here during the week-end,since I’ll work as volunteer the whole time,but I wanted you all to know I’m thinking about you.
Right,now I’m off.
Take care,and see you soon.
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*
PS: SS,thank you for your advice.And,WELCOME TO BLOGBELIEVE HELL! ;)
hi and bye bella have a nice weekend in bella italia :)
Hello and goodbye Bella I hope you feel better soon.
Hi and bye Bella. Take care!
"Gotta make a phone call."
ahhhh that´s how you call it nowadays? ;)
Guys, it was fun talking to you!
I'm off to bed!
Goodnight!
Bye Bella, have a good weekend! ^_^
Man, I kid you not. I bought another palm tree. Uhhh, yes I love on Long Island; it's called Zone Denial. But yes, I can also get them to live through the winter.
And I made another garden too.
Right now I have to turn down a job (WTF?) in favor of other opportunities, and then eat a yummy dinner that I'm cooking as I type.
How's everyone doing?
Back.
LOL pixie, you naughty thing.
Goodnight Siobhan sweetie.
Hi and Bye Bella. Enjoy your weekend and your volunteering.
bye siobhan sleep well and don´t loose your mind ;) *hugs*
Wow K, sounds like you are a lady in demand.
"LOL pixie, you naughty thing."
hahaha yeah right ;)
*cheeky smile*
Goodnight Siobhan.
Kapu you are becoming like my grandmother. She has a car full of plants and a front yard as well.
A car full of plants?
She buys plants and leaves them in the car. the backseat and trunk are filled with them
What are you eating Kapunua? Don't say anything about my ancestors because I am not a mean anon, I'm asking in a nice way.
Good evening Mayo.
Good evening Everyone.
Apologies - I have not been around and as a consequence I have no idea what everyone has been up to.
So I offer my bleeding eyeballs ( tried to skim; didn't work ) as penance.
By the way, I'm a Level 6.
hi gs, how are you doing? busy?
So Kapunua loves and lives on Long Island!
Niiiiiiiiice!
Hi Everyone, hope you are all well!
I'm in lurker mode tonight. Not feeling particularly chatty unless something gets me going.
Feel fee to push my buttons and see if you can get me started or not....
Hello gs how are you?
Hi Pixie - yes; as always :) How are things with you?
Hiya Martha, Miss T and Sdock.
Hello sd
Not so bad thanks Martha. Yourself?
Hiya GS, how are you sweetie?
Hiya sdock *jumps on sdock on licks her cheek*
How does one go about pushing your buttons young lady?
Hello GS, Pixie, Kapunua, MJ, Sdock, and again, MissT. :) Hello, to the Anonymi as well.
hi sdock, how are you?
I´m doing ok gs, have a lot going on at the moment but I survive ;)
So what's new ladies? Am I right in thinking Miss T has got herself a ' young man '? Do we have to do the blog inquisition - what are your intentions and all that stuff?
*tap..tap...tap*
That's me pushing your buttons, Solly.
Bwahahah.
Hi everyone! So far, I am the one here with the most personality disorders, yes?
Hmmmm...
Very interesting. :)
Hi GS, Pixie, MissT, Splash, Solly, MJ!
Anon I am eating stir fry veggies and they are nice and crisp. Why?
Solly, I thought everyone already knew that I live on The Beautiful Island of Long. ^_^ It's ocean, bay, sound, swamp, lake. You can't go ten miles north or south without driving into water. Sweet! :)
MJ, My Gran is the same way, that's probably where I get the trait.
And Princess, hi to you too!
MissT,
If I knew the answer to that then I wouldn't need someone to push them, now would I?
*licks back*
I'm just gonna hang here quietly.
Hi Pixie, MJ, and GS!
Ay up Foggy :)
Pixie - hang in there sugar, it will all be worth it.
hi k, water and ocean sounds good to me! :)
Jules,
You put in your comment that you LOVE on Long Island. I was just trying to be funny and failing epically apparently.
"Pixie - hang in there sugar, it will all be worth it."
thanks gs *hugs* I know it will, that´s life :)
Hiya mustard, how are you sweetie?
Hiya smoke, how are you princess?
*waves to solly hanging out quietly*
Sorry, missed out some people :\
Hello Kapunua, Mustard and Smoke.
Solly,
That was funny. :)
I'm good, MissT. How is everyone here? Good? Yes? I hope so.
Ha. My meds are kicking in and I get spastic.
Ramble, ramble, ramble. That's what I'll be doing tonight. O_O
hi s&v how are you?
Kapu I was just curious and I have to say something else. I use to get annoyed too when you use to talk to Mayo and bug him with questions all the time. But now that you don't I almost.....miss the friendship that was starting up between him and you. I never really said anything mean but I am sorry about what happened. Mm veggies sound good!
wants some vaggies
Hello S&V and MIb I am sorry I missed you I thought you were Miss t
How are you guys.
MJ, how could you mistake princess for me.
*puts princesses tiara down and moves sheepishly away*
Why did you only miss the friendship that was between Kap and Mayo? There IS other people on here you know.
So, has anyone any gigs coming up? I have no summer festivals to look forward to and I am feeling deprived. Download is a washout and I couldn't get into Reading :(
I may love on LI but that anon wants vaggies. Anon, I think your typo can beat up my typo. O_o :)
*pops MissT's hand*
Nuh-uh! Don't be touching the tiara! :)
Going to buy some ice cream. Be back in a bit!
There IS other people on here you know.
"Are."
Princess, please bring me some!
Smoke - lemon for me please, if they have it.
Butter pecan please
"So, has anyone any gigs coming up? "
yeah 30stm in 2 weeks, will be my last concert here in helsinki :(
I want ice cream too. Cookie dough cream please.
it´s getting pretty late here, time for me to go...
have a nice saturday guys and take care *hugs*
Pixie - a good send off then! When do you actually move?
Talking of moving, isn't Fim supposed to be upping sticks fairly soon?
for the zz top fans
I´ll move monday in 3 weeks gs! I´m not really happy about it but well...
ok now I´m off bye *waves*
Goodnight Pixie.
Night Pixie, sleep well.
Anon - that takes me back. Was that really 26 years ago? Holy hell!
Hi everyone *waves*
Can I please have praline and cream or dulce de leche, either will be spiffing! :D
BABA BOOEY
Hiya Lucy Lu sweetie. How are you?
Goodnight my pixie chum. Enjoy every night under Helsinki skies.
Hello Bean how are you?
I am older than that video.
Hiya Lucy.
I must say I'm astounded by all these ice cream flavours. I didn't know that many varieties existed. I obviously lead a very sheltered life.
how about this one gnothi s
Legs
"Goodnight my pixie chum. Enjoy every night under Helsinki skies."
thanks sweetie *hugs* also now you nearly made me cry ^^
for pixie
Thanks Anon, the Beardy Boys certainly were in a class of their own :)
Take my hankie pixie chum. Nighty night sweetie.
GS, are you ignorant to the big wide world of ice cream? Get thyself to a supermarket now madam.
GS, are you ignorant to the big wide world of ice cream? Get thyself to a supermarket now madam.
I fear I am.
* whispers *
I'm not actually that much of an ice cream lover.
* hears cries of BLASPHEMER *
*cover ears and shakes head in disbelief*
Oh GS, GS. You think you know a person and they hit you with a bombshell like that.
*looks around shiftily* Keep this under your hat, but I'm not a huge fan of chocolate.
*ducks the flying rotten fruit*
the girls at Mayo's used to be the complete opposite of the fangirls at the other boards. Now, they act just like them sometimes and it's not really a place you can speak as freely at anymore which is sad.
Anon if you couldn't say what you wanted than you wouldn't have been able to say that comment.
Keep this under your hat, but I'm not a huge fan of chocolate.
I think I'm going to hyperventilate. Paper bag please, quick!
not really a place you can speak as freely at anymore
'Cos I don't really like ice cream? Nah, they won't kill me for that!!
I'm sorry GS, I know you weren't ready for a shock like that. I should have told you to sit down first.
knock knock
who's there?
Who's there?
boo
Miss T - I think this is a by-pass-the-chair-and-lay-down-on-the-floor-with-raised-legs situation.
Boo? Boo?!
Seriously?
That is sooo ancient.
Aw go on then ... boo who?
*jumps all over punchline*
Boo who? STFU! I'll give you something to cry about you little bitch!
...
or is that a different punchline?
^_^
*raises GS's legs and fans her face*
I feel like singing
When you're out with your friends
In your new Mercedes-Benz
And you're on drugs
And you show up late for school
'Cause you think you're really cool
When you're on drugs
And you put on your headphones
And you step into the zone
When you're on drugs
But the world don't care
If you are not there
'Cause you're on drugs
GIVE IT TO ME
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough (never get enough)
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (WOO)
And you twitch in your seat
'Cause you wanna hit the street
When you're on drugs
And you cause such a fuss
'Cause there's no one you can trust
When you're on drugs
And the best of your days
Will vanish into haze
When you're on drugs
And you wish you can quit
'Cause you're really sick of it
But you're on drugs
GIVE IT TO ME
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough (never get enough)
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (WOO)
I wanna confiscate your drugs
I don't think I can get enough
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough (never get enough)
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (WOO)
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Was that the punchline?
Blogger MissTottenham said...
*raises GS's legs and fans her face*
May 23, 2008 7:30 PM
O_O
...more singin'
My thoughts may stray
My eyes may roam
The neighbor's grass may seem much greener
Than the grass right here at home
If pretty girls excite me
Well, that's life
But just in case, you didn't know
I love my wife
My mind at times
May dwell on sex
If someone's rating dreams
Then most of mine I guess are double X
So dimpled knees delight me
Well, that's life
But just in case, you hadn't heard
I love my wife
Like bait that wriggles
And it makes catfish bite
A lady jiggles
And my eyes gotta light
Upon so sweet a sight
And if I shake
Break out in spots
Don't fret, it's not swine fever dear
Your swine has merely got the hots
If rosy lips invite me
Well, that's life
But just in case, you couldn't guess
I love my wife
My mind at times
May dwell on sex
If someone's rating dreams
Then most of mine I guess are double X
If rosy lips invite me
Well, that's life
But just in case, you couldn't guess
Or hadn't heard
Or didn't know
I love my wife
I love my wife
I love my wife
mmm
I love my wife
*raises GS's legs and fans her face*
Easy tiger!!
Change of subject - Are you going to watch the Eurovision tomorrow?
Kapunua - nice one :)
Martha - do you need something poppet? :)
Nice one Anon.
LOL MJ.
OMG GS, the yanks don't know the full horror of that atrocity we call Eurovision.
I am not gonna watch the show cos I would rather be disembowled and garrotted by my own intestines. But I will watch the voting.
We are running a sweepstake at work. I have pulled Romania out of the hat and if I win i will receive the mindblowing sum of......
wait for it............
£15 whole english pounds.
But I won't let it change my life once I have money. I won't forget my frinds when I am off living the high life.
Friends not frinds obviously.
I am not gonna watch the show cos I would rather be disembowled and garrotted by my own intestines.
Oh but that's the best part! What with the God awful performances and Old Tel's commentary it makes for fantstic television. We always get together and rip the shit out of it.
Can't wait :)
And 15 squidlies?! Better than a poke in the eye with a short stick.
That should be fantastic, obviously.
The last time it was hosted in Ireland. Old Tel got so pissed as the show went on it was hilarious.
He was saying that everything was invented in Ireland. When they did those filmed bits they show before each performance, he was saying that everything shown was invented in Ireland. It was obvious how sloshed he was when he said that grass was invented in Ireland.
why is sperm white and piss yellow?
so you know if you're cumming or going
ewww anon lol ewww
Ha ha ha I like that one anon.
why does a squirrel swim on its back?
to keep its nuts dry
Anon - that's a groaner, yet shockingly funny :)
Miss T - ya gotta love him. I believe he is banned in Belgium or somewhere because of one Eurovision where he wasn't very complimentary. :D
LOL anon.
Really GS, banned in Belgium eh?
Well maybe I will give it a go.
Bedtime for me now though. Thanks for making me laugh before I go anon.
Goodnight everyone, have fun.
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.
The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn''t even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.
The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn''t want that room, and they moved on.
The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.
The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!"
Godnight miss t
I like that one anon lol
Night Miss T, sleep well.
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"
His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
anon please keep the jokes coming. I like the light mood it creates
The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!"
Hey! This is the room we're supposed to be having coffee with that Anon in, 'cept I can't remember if it was Heaven of Hell we were supposed to be having coffee in, but I think it was Hell. O_o Anywayz, yeah!
Hey again, All. :)
A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back."Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the priest.
"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?" "No, Father," says the man.
"After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Father again. "Well, no," says the man.
"You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed Priest. "No, not yet," the man replies.
"As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew toward the green. As it passed over a a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asks the now impatient Priest.
"No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, and rolled through a sand trap onto the green and stopped within six inches of the hole."
The Priest sighs, "You missed the putt, didn't you?!"
A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.
The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?"
The student replied, "It's dead."
The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."
why do men get their great ideas in bed?
because their plugged into a genius!
Ok, who wants ice cream?
Hello MIB how are you
lol
LOL to both the jokes. Hello S&V I will have Ice cream
Can I have a whole fucking pint to myself? I swear I won't fucking curse if you let me have a whole one.
Bah! That was lie! Going to Hell again!
Hey, MJ! Hey, Smoke! GS! Anons!
Little Johnny was passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeked in and caught his folks in The Act.
Before his dad could even react, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"
Relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, Daddy agreed. Johnny hopped on and Daddy started going to town. Pretty soon Mommy started moaning and gasping.
Johnny cried out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
*blows nose*
MUUUUUUUSSSSTAAAAAAAARRDDDDDDDD!
Okay, I have some chocolate swirl and chocolate sundae.
Don't ask me what the effin' difference is. I have no clue. O_o
Question:
How many mothereffin' episodes of Law & Order is there?
Good God Almighty!
Sonofabitch.
Okay, anyhoo.....
*blows nose*
Are you poorly sick?
Am I by myself?
Fine, I will eat all the damn ice cream, too.
Pfft.
So.....Mayo, what personality disorders do you have?
SS? I want to know if you are paranoid. Like me.:)
Yes, I am bored as hell.
Nope! Just blowin' my nose all over! :)
Chocolate sundae = YUM
Oh, hi again GS!
Hey guys! Who wants to chat on AIM?
I'm not crazy about ice cream. I'm not. Not crazy about chocolate either.
I do like sour candy. :)
And chips.
Ah, that explains the green marks up the wall :D
Hiya Smoke.
Jules!
I'm gonna go see Indiana Jones tomorrow. YAY!
EW!
*sings*
And as the snot runs down the walls
Ladies, I shall have to depart, time is ticking on.
I bid you all a fond adieu.
TTFN
*vomits*
I don't like snot.
I do not.
Like snot.
Sweet dreams, GS!
What's your pirate name?
Mine is: Blind Faith Barbossa. O_o
Which is cool because I'm sucha Barbossa fangirl it's crazy.
Princess, let me know what you think of it. ^_^
I am Hobblin' Amora Read.
And my Mafia name is:
'Third Leg' Natalia.
And fot the real kicker...
I will now be known as:
FLY-ASS MONKEY HUNTA
O_O
Oh, I will! I can't wait.
EEEEEEK! I love going to the movies.
I love the movies, too. I love going alone.
GRRRR!
Sorry! I thought I waited long enough.
Hahaha.
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