There are so many things missing, last night
Last week, and now quieted by irreverence
Two feet deep and thick with sickness
We are lost and no longer linger. Still
I can reason your denial in difference
Came upon you for thought, and mine
I must say thrust upon me in shame.
I shut my book to save your eyes.
Who is lost in plain sight can speak
As you have always claimed, in truth.
p.s. with an uncompromised view for any other is...well, it is compromised.
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No Contest
even if no one gets me, if i'm the only one laughing at my jokes, i won't hide myself away from life. it's uncertain and it's dirty and it's fucking exciting, and i want to be a part of all of it.
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
heart full
Today on my way home from class, I stopped off at the petrol station for some petrol. I paid on my card which wasn’t a lot, and then as I was getting into my car, I saw an old man walking past the building. He had a red and green stripy jumper which was frayed at the ends. He was also wearing some jeans that were dirty and had holes all over.
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
It helped.
Jennicula,
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Blog header image by: Anima
I would like to credit the photographer and thank her for sharing her work.
something
Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. Hold your head up high and be proud of who you are. If you've had a shitty day and you feel like people just don't want you to be happy, and when you find yourself struggling to make it through the day, just keep on believing and keep the faith. Also, from personal experience, don't push people away. When they say they want to help and that they are there for you, let them in. Believe me, I know how fucking scary that thought is, but don't shut others out.
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
Retro-spectacled
Sometimes, when you look back on stuff in your life, you know, the crap that makes you shake your head and say, "Holy shit, what the Hell was I thinking?" it's part of what makes you - you.
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
aloft
Blazing against the sun
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
Electric Blue
…today I saw a ulysses butterfly it was in our yard and settled to feed on our hibiscus. They really are fantastically beautiful things, the electric blue is amazing, however as they sit with their wings closed they are rather nondescript and dull. Sometimes people are like that, from the outside they seem unappealing but within there hides an amazing beauty for those lucky enough to see it. I hope you appreciate beauty in all things, and look for it perhaps where others miss it.
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.
I read your post again and suddenly without warning memories of construction paper filled my head. I remembered all the lop-sided flowers my girls made when they were young. Bright blue, yellow and pink flowers that were cut out with blunt end scissors would fill the windows to decorate for Easter. An occasional bunny was attempted but those usually ended up looking like creatures from a horror movie. Flowers were so much easier. I can close my eyes and hear the paper being cut into petals. I can smell the Elmer’s glue squirted on in huge blobs to attach each misshapen petal to form the flowers. We had a huge arts and crafts box full of wonderful items just waiting for their imaginations to turn into something wonderful. In my mind I see my daughters, as they once were, small, blond little girls sitting on the floor surrounded by scraps of paper and other art supplies. They would create their masterpieces then proudly show each other. Oh and Lord the messes that would ensue if the glitter made an appearance. Now, the box is forgotten. I’m not really sure where it even is anymore. The few flowers so lovingly created that survived are faded and dusty and high on a shelf they sit. Time marches on, so many things get left behind.
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
From the corner.
I wonder if you noticed
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
Thank You. Truly.
"This little world has grown around us, out of nothing, and it is a remarkable thing. Even the dark and dirty parts, the violent parts. Humanity will not thrive without passion."
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Uncondensed
Your words are what give value to this space.
Never do that again.
Yes, I am aware.
Character Advocacy.
"Don't ever pretend to be something you're not. You are who you are, and no one can change that. The people who don't like the real you are just gonna have to suck it. Don't take shit from anyone. Don't crumble. Throw a few birds, and walk on.
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
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“I decided to stop pitying myself. Other than my eye, two things aren't paralyzed, my imagination and my memory.”
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Tata FASC. Take care sweetie.
Why's that RW?
i only bully with love, anon.
*shirley temple grin*
'Cause it's the last full week of work before I have a good chunk of time off.
Usually I love my job, but right now it's boring.
Anonymous said...
Finally the last horse crossed the finish line.
Are you saying that about Kapu finally getting it, because that's what I think too.
Everyone was all saying 'oh Mayo loves us ALL' like he was Jesus when in reality.....he did like some people better and then he obviously DISliked people. Alot of 'lovelies' were saying oh he still likes Kapunua, don't be silly!! He likes us all! But you can tell it's not true. He is not Jesus.
Have some great time off RW.
Yup.
gosh, does it really matter if a blog owner likes you or not?
you don't even know who he or she is.
You can go anonymously to answer this if you people want. Who do you think got Kapu fired? It was probably someone who reads or lurks or even POSTS here alot. Or maybe.... it was ones who USE to post here but don't.
Lombard.
Tink
Alie and her "crew",
Unless you think they are all the same person, which I think.
Loveman.
All of those people Kapu made a fool of.
Who do you think did it? Because they have been mighty quiet since then.
Thanks, Miss T :)
gosh, does it really matter if a blog owner likes you or not?
you don't even know who he or she is.
It seemed to matter to her the way she tried and tried to keep writing to him then sounded like it really hurt when she realized it. I actually felt bad.
OR.....
Mayo himself got her fired. Who knows, you never know. You'd never be able to prove he did or didn't.
Quit it now, anons.
farawaysoclose said...
how's it going K??! is life good for you? i hope so. is it nice not working those shiity fridays?!! they sounded grim!!
I treasure it, FASC. Those mean anons did me a huge favor, as it turns out. :)
I stand corrected, but darn! there were no instructions on the proper use of 'tis on your earlier post...
Ahhh, sorry. I should just give a class. :)
This is getting worse than a bad reality show.
So I'm sitting here eating my yummy salad and all of a sudden I get this really, really wrong taste. O_o WTF? It tastes like soap.
Eww, there it went again!
Soapy salad is really wrong.
did you figure it out, kapunua?
Do you have cilantro in your salad?
I recommend against eating soapy salad.
I dunno, it kept tasting funny so threw it away and felt really wasteful.
I don't think it had cilantro, it was a fresh herbs salad with raspberry pomegranate dressing. The first bowl tasted fine.
Now I am eating chocolate on a honey graham cracker.
If all else fails, always return to the chocolate.
Any Nutella tonight?
Chocolate will never let you down.
if it's a salad you made yourself, maybe you just got a little bit of suds on it, if you wash your hands at the same sink. that's happened to me a couple of times, with my toothbrush.
Chocolate is your friend.
I did wash it in the sink but, hmm. Yeah, I guess that could be. Still, EWWW.
MissT, definitely Nutella tonight. ^_^
And chocolate is the lover that you return to when all else abandons you. Or tastes soapy, whichever.
Chocolate is one of the best things in life. And I am in the 3rd level of hell.
Although, I would take pizza over chocolate evryday of the week.
But Nutella is another matter.
nah, soap won't hurt ya, kapunua. and now you'll know that when someone offers you soap brownies, or soap cheesecake, you can safely say "no thanks" without fearing that you're missing out on a new taste sensation.
I would take vanilla swiss almond ice cream over chocolate, pizza, and Nutella!
Hiya MJ!
Okay, I'm off to fail to color my hair again. Be back in a bit. :)
I've just had some chocloate.
I've just had some chocolate.
Yummmmmmmm peanutty.
Yumm RW, ice cream chocolate and pizza.
See you later K.
i need to get going, too -- have to get ready to head out for dinner (we're eating on retired time...)
thanks so much to all of you, named friends and anon friends alike, for making today about a thousand times better than my birthday last year. i've had a smile on my face all day, it's been wonderful. ♥
see you all later!
What the Holy Fuck happened in here?
*steps carefully over Vulture carcasses, Vulture spew, and Vulture shit*
That was the funniest thing I've read since Night of the Lombards!
How's everyone? I'm just in while waiting for L to cook dinner, but I'll be back later. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TJ AND LEWIS! And many happy returns of the day.
J
*wonders if everyone went to dinner with TJ and her folks*
Well, OUR dinner is ready, so I'm off to eat it. I'll see you all later...? Maybe?
Okie dokie, then!
J
Hello J how are you.
Later TJ
Kapu you are so right about chocolate
gosh, does it really matter if a blog owner likes you or not?
you don't even know who he or she is.
she did when she continued to ask everyone here and other secret places about their opinions on if mayo likes her or not
Secret places? I want to see what she said.
Proof or it didn't happen.
Have a great evening TJ.
Hiya J, how are you sweetie?
Question:
If you have a cracked disk that has information on it you want to retrieve, how can you if it won't open properly?
How can I fix this disk enough to save the information on it to a file?
What kind of disk are you talking, MissT?
It's a CD-R disk K. It has a crack in it so I want to open it and save the stuff elsewhere but the sucker won't open.
LOLZZZ
Faith pours from your walls, drowning your calls
I've tried to hear, you are not near
Remembering when I saw your face
Shining my way, pure timing
Now I've fallen in deep, slow silent sleep
It's killing me, I'm dying
Now this slick fallen rift came like a gift
Your body moves ever nearer
And you will dry this tear
Now that we're here, and grieve for me, not history
But now I'm dry of thoughts, wait for the rain
Then it's replaced, sun setting
And suddenly you're in love with everything
Hmmm, that's really tough. There is a gadget that I saw in Target once that is supposed to repair damaged CD-R disks but I never tried it. A crack sounds pretty bad though. This might have only been for really deep scratches.
It's nothing important K. Just some pics but nothing I haven't got elsewhere. I just thought I'd give it a go while I was sat here.
Thanks for the hint though. I shall look out for that gadget.
MissT, I googled it and found ap age that said this:
Broken, cracked, or deeply scratched CDs and DVDs are usually beyond salvage. And a cracked disc can fly apart inside a drive or player . . . and then you’ll need another repair article entirely.
Man, that sucks about the pictures. I'd be upset.
To put a bit of sunshine in your life
Soliel all over you, warm sun pours over me
Soliel all over you
Warm sun
And I'm back! I love apples and pickles and grapes. Yum.
^_^
Nah, it's OK K. I've got the same pics located on other disks elsewere. I'll just have to put them all on the same disk agin is all.
Hi sunshine anon.
Welcome back smoke.
My bum is numb.
Your bum is numb? Ooooh, I'm sorry. Shake it and wake it up! :)
I'm about to make me some Countrytime Lemonade. I could just eat the powder though. It's soooooo good.
Yum, send some this way smoke.
You want a drink or just the powder?
The powder is the good stuff. ^_~
I'll take the powder please.
*passes MissT a cup of Countrytime lemonade powder*
It is addictive. Like Fun Dip. I love Fun Dip.
Fun Dip??????????
Must be an American thing.
Is that like a sherbert dib dab?
It's a candy powder and it's kinda sour and you take a little candy stick and lick it and then dip it.
I ♥ it so much. I am eating some right now as a matter of fact.
Razzapplemagic
Ah, we have something similar. I love that stuff.
*STREAKS (in mah bodysuit)THROUGH MAYO'S FAMILY ROOM!!!*
What the eff are you cool kats up to, hmmmmm?
I have a bunch, okay, not really a bunch, of meaningless shenanigans, okay, not really shenanigans, to rattle off to you guys. It's entirely pointless, so fair warning.
:)
MUSTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Go for it.
Mayo,
You know that's not really a bodysuit, right?
O_o
Oh, snap! MissT yelled at you for me!
Haha!
O_o
Glad to be of service smoke.
Is so too a body suit!
STFU, Smoke!
Hey, MISSTEEEEEEEE!
God, I love salt.
No. You STFU!
You know that ain't no bodysuit!
I got pics to prove it.
Pfft. Now what you gonna do?
To whom it may concern:
Nutella tastes like dog vomit.
Hahaha! Take that Jules! I'll never eat your Nutella now!
Booyow.
Hiya GS, how are you sweetie?
OMG what am I hearing. Is this a Nutella backlash?
Numero Uno --
I saw a butterfly today, a single, lonely butterfly, and I thought about this place, and Ergo, and Albert, but then I thought about this:
I remember being told a story long ago about butterflies and some meanings they hold. The lady who told me the story said that she liked to think the souls of her loved ones who had passed on were trapped in butterflies.
And so, when I saw this yellow butterfly, I was like, "Oh, hey! Not sure who you are, but you're missed." I dunno. It was pretty cool.
Anyhoo, Numero Dos --
I saw a wasp, one that didn't actually try to kill me, and he was nibblin' on a piece of paper with his pincher things. I just sat and watched him. It made me feel so stupid, but it was a pretty nifty sight, one you don't get to witness very often, as the fuckers like to try and kill you. >_<
Numero Tres --
Bah, there is no number three! Gotcha!
See, completely pointless.
I'm gonna go buy me some Nutella so I can see what the freakin' fuss is about!
It certainly can't be that bad, can it?
Cool mustard.
Been enjoying the wildlife then?
What made you smile today?
See this jar of Nutella?
* gets vacuum cleaner dust, vinegar, left over chicken casserole, mixes all together *
I would rather eat that ( points to mixture ) than this( points to Nutella )
I'm very well thank you Miss T :D
Yeah, I just kinda hung outside today. I needed a regrouping period. :)
Seeing Adrain Sutil almost come 4th in a Force India car in the Monaco Grand Prix made me smile today.
What made you smile today?
Gonna have to go with that butterfly, Anonymous. The little dude was so free and flitty.
Back to formalities.
Good evening Mayo.
Good evening Everyone.
Anon - my daughter :)
That should read Adrian Sutil duh!
GS, that was hilarious. I'ma go buy me some sometime though.
Splash, dude, my aunt always thinks that little white butterflies are my grandmother's spirit. That's cool.
Anon, an anon or two made me smile today. Then a few other anons made me want to vunch them.
Okay, back off Nutella GS, you're ruining it for Smoke! Come on Princess, just a little taste, just a wee little one. You can take it out of your mouth if you don't like it.*
Okay, hair is all rinsed out and let's see if I beat the henna down this time.
*That's what he said.
MissTottenham said...
Seeing Adrain Sutil almost come 4th in a Force India car in the Monaco Grand Prix made me smile today.
Everything about this sentence sounds vulgar to me.
YeeeeeeHAWWWW!!!
Indiana Jones was a pretty good movie!
-A
Aw, Jules! That's kinda cool! I thought maybe you guys would think I'd been nippin' on somethin' ifyouknowwhatImean.
Anon? What made you smile today?
What made me smile today?
My goofy son. He always makes me smile. :)
LOL K.
Hiya Amy, how are you today?
Mustard - each to their own :D
Smoke - don't do it!! Kapunua has shares in the Nutella company, she's planning a coup!
We always said that robins are the souls of the dead. Maybe that's a local thing though.
I spent the day with family and friends. I ate way too much, swapped funny stories and not so funny jokes, got chased out of the kitchen several times and took part in a karate tournament which resulted in getting my ass kicked by a 10 year old.
I had an awesome day.
Go Anon! Sounds like you did have an awesome day. :)
Actually, Jules just made me smile because she thinks she's gonna force feed me Nutella.
Ain't gonna happen. >_<
Sounds fun anon.
Heyyy MissT!!
I'm not bad. A quiet, rainy day. We saw Indy 4, then i came home and baked and made supper.
Cookies were an exercise in futility though :P
-A is typing with one hand.
She has an ice cream in the other hand.
Perverts. :p
Yum, ice cream Amy.
Why is everyone either eating chocolate or ice cream?
Gimme an ice cream, Amy. I'm out of Fun Dip. :)
Sounds absolutely splendid, Anonymous! Very eventful!
Hey, Amy!
Sounds like a good day Anon.
By the way, being trounced by a 10yr old is an honourable way to go; they're pretty spry.
Hi Amy.
I'm eating Swizzles lollies :)
*hands an ice cream to Smoke*
Anyone else in for it?
-A
Sweet! Hello there Anon. Are you the same Smile Anon? Sounds fun. Bad jokes run in my family, too. ^_^
Princess, when we get together and meet up, I am bringing a jar of Nutella. Oh, bet on it.
Oh, I know what else made me smile, I got an email from my sister. ^_^
gnothi seauton said...
Sounds like a good day Anon.
By the way, being trounced by a 10yr old is an honourable way to go; they're pretty spry.
I have had so many kids riding on my back today that I can honestly say I am looking forward to my bed tonight!
My adorable boyfriend and some talks with some friends made me smile. Oh, and you for asking this question. :)
I have to play WWE superstar with my son on a daily basis. OMG, he actually thinks I can do a drop-kick.
O_o
K,
You bring your Nutella. I'll be ready for ya! >_<
Anonymous said...
I spent the day with family and friends. I ate way too much, swapped funny stories and not so funny jokes, got chased out of the kitchen several times and took part in a karate tournament which resulted in getting my ass kicked by a 10 year old.
I had an awesome day.
I bought a new CD, laid out in the hot sun, bought a WWE wresting figure for my nephew, road on the 4 wheeler, picked blackberries, ate some, and got stung on the toe by an invisible ant.
My day has been pretty awesome too!
Now, I shall attempt to make a blackberry cobbler!!!
YUMM!
I have had so many kids riding on my back today that I can honestly say I am looking forward to my bed tonight!
They keep you fit, that's for sure.
We had a charity skip-a-thon on Friday to raise money for the British Heart Foundation. They skipped in tag teams. I skipped alone. For half an hour.
Needless to say I slept well that night.
Thank you, Amy! MissT and I were sharing lemonade powder mix earlier, would you like some? ^_^
Yo solly, sounds fantastic.
Entropy babes, how's you's?
What new CD, Sdock!? Hmmm?! Hey, by the way!
Catching up, skipping hurts my ass, just sayin'.
I'm gonna sleep so hard tonight, I know. I feel it.
Ooooooo, I'll share Amy.
Like smoke says, I'm sharing everything tonight.
GS, I bet you were cream crackered after that.
Smoke, lemonaide mix sounds awesome, pass it here please!
Hallo Mustard and Gnothi!
-A
Jules,
Solly and I were going to buy some fruit today and make our own smoothies but I said I wanted you to come make my smoothie for me. I bet you make the bestest smoothies ever. :)
Meat Loaf's Greatest Hits!
*passes lemonade mix to Amy*
We were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed.
Awwww, Meat Loaf. I ♥ him. :)
Oh! Speaking of smoothies, I found some Acai juice, and I was too chicken to actually buy it as I wasn't sure exactly how it would taste. It was mixed with orange juice and pomegranate juice, and something else.
I ♥ smoothies to the moon and back.
Solly, I hope you wore sunscreen, and you best be bringing some of that cobbler to me, right quick.
Smoke, I actually went to make a smoothie today and found that I was out of acai. WTF?! And I had all this nice, fresh fruit, too.
Oh well, I guess I will have to use the fruit to dip in Nutella then. AND THEN MAKE YOU EAT IT.
^_^
Anon who got his/her ass kicked by children, you still around? ;)
Meat loaf smells.
OMG, Splash, live a little! ^_^
Hey, Miss TiTi, I'm awesome. You? I'm surprised you're on here and not off on the phone, naughty. Unless you're texting and typing!
Cobbler *sniggers*
You know what us brits call cobblers don't you?
GS, I bet you were cream crackered after that.
Just a tadge!
Talking of smoothies - does anyone know of a way to thicken them without using bananas?
Okay, I will totally purchase that shit next time, I will!
Shoemakers?
I wish I had a pomegranate. I could sit here eating one all damn night.
LOL Entropy.
He has guard duty this weekend. So I can spend my time with you guys.
GS, I've never had a non-thick smoothie. What are you using?
*is suddenly the authority on these things*
GS, I use yogurt. That makes it thick. Or, you could always use vanilla ice cream.
But GS! You have to have a banana in your smoothie. It's like the law or something.
BANANAS RULE!
Cobblers = bollocks.
I love British slang.
This cobbler is going to be so yummy and totally worth my toe being all swollen and red and itchy.
Strawberry Banana smoothies are sinful, I swear to God. I love them so much, would drink it out of a wooden cup that had an inch of moss growing in it.
I swear I would.
My point:
Strawberries + Bananas > Bananas alone.
:)
Ice cream? That defeats the purpose if you're doing a healthy smoothie though. ;D
I just throw a bunch of fruit in the blender and it usually comes out nice and thick. Frozen acai can make it thicker too.
Okay, I feel like I never want to write the words "smoothie" or "acai" again. ;D
Aw, how nice of him to share ya!
I'm still around, Kapunua. I'm not exactly proud of getting my ass kicked by a bunch of kids, in my defense, I was outnumbered.
I didn't realize I was so out of shape, I guess I'd better work on that.
Days like today make me feel truly blessed.
Thank you all for sharing what made you smile today.
Sunscreen?
*is confused*
What kind of ant was it, Sdock? Must'a been pretty big.
Sometimes it's the simple things, Anon. That's all it takes. :)
Jules,
They don't sell sunscreen in Georgia. ^_~
Aw, you're welcome, Anonymous. Thanks for sharing with us as well!
And sorry the kids kicked your ass. Can't help but laugh though. ;)
I love British slang, too, dude!
And I agree about the strawberry and banana together thing.
An invisible one, Mustard! I didn't even see the bastard but I felt it.
I hope it was an ant.
Anon, you might have heard of this how many five year olds could you take in a fight quiz then. ^_^ It's a gag quiz and I don't think I've taken it, but I've seen it around.
I'm glad you had such a swell day. :)
Entropy, thank you! It's like the best combination ever.
Sdock, you mean to tell me and invisible, undetectable ant bit you on the toe?
True Ant Story!
When my son was about two years old, he was outside playing and he was barefoot.
All of a sudden, he started screaming and we were like, "What happened? What is it?"
I swear to God, this is what he said, "THAT FUCKIN' ANT BIT MY TOE!"
I almost passed out.
Maybe it was a rat solly.
Solly, maybe it was a zombie that bit you.
Mustard,
Are you questioning me? Of course it did! I just didn't see it.
Smoke,
That's what you get for talking filthy around your child.
For shame!
Bahaha! LHM! I bet he got it from his Mommy. ;)
I would have died then and there, too.
Thanks for the question anon. It was nice to remember the good things about today.
Smoke your son is too cool.
You people are so mean.
I don't know what's worse a zombie or a rat.
Wait, yes I do.
A FUCKING RAT!
No, I'm not questioning at all!
But, ants are s'posed to be harmless! Why would an itty bitty thing like that take a bit out of your toe?
;)
I'm totally messin' with you.
It really is, Mustard.
Smoke, that is pretty cute.
Maybe it was a zombie rat.
Maybe it was a zombie rat.
OH MY GOD! That was awesome.
I laughed so hard I couldn't even say anything to him. It was funny as hell. ^_^
Hey, I can take on 17 chitlins in a fight. Go me! I'm a badass! Whoop! Whoop!
Snap K.
A zombie rat bit Solly on the hallux.
Umm, it would bite me because I totally taste good!! That's why.
I'm totally messing with you too.
A zombie rat? Are you fucking kidding me?
Princess, I could take 28 five year olds in a fight.
Unless they were zombies, I guess.
A zombie rat bit Solly on the hallux.
Bwahaha!
Kapunua - sometimes if I am using lots of berries it needs to have a bit more ' substance ' to it and bananas seem to be the accepted fruit of choice for that.
They are, however, worse than Nutella.
Yoghurt sounds a good option. Thanks Mustard :)
Belated hello to Entropy. Sorry 'bout that :\
Anon - my daughter made me smile by recounting a discussion about strawberries. One of those ' had to be there ' moments. 'Twas tres funny.
Kapunua said...
A zombie rat bit Solly on the hallux.
Oh my GOD! Stop it now! I will have nightmares tonight.
Now, I have to go check my toe out and make sure it's not rotting or something.
28? Damn.
Must be all that training you do.
*doesn't feel so badass anymore*
Tch! You best quit bustin' on Nutella.
Hmm, well of course, you could use acai to make it thicker, if you like the taste of it. Mangoes are pretty thick too when you blend them.
28?
I can take on 33 1/2 kids at one time.
I'm totally lying. I can't even win against myself in thumb wrestling. >.<
My first aid teacher had a big toe where his thumb should have been cos he lost it. It was kinda creepy.
I wanted me some cherries today. They were so pretty. Those sonsofbitches were almost $6.00 a pound though. And of course, they were all over two pound bags.
Gah! I would have made myself sick off them.
MissT,
You always come in with the funniest shit. Not that losing your thumb and replacing it with your big toe is funny, but uhhh......
Yeah.
Oooh, MissT, that does sound creepy.
My first aid teacher had a big toe where his thumb should have been cos he lost it. It was kinda creepy.
That is about 49 different types of irony right there.
I've seen them do that though. It's pretty amazing how the body is made.
Hey, GS! How's you?
I thought, is he the best person to be teaching us first aid.
What with the huge dint in his forehead from a rock climbing accident.
I know, Solly! I was just sitting here imagining what my big toe would look like as my thumb.
O_O
Ummm, not fabulous at all.
Eww, that's creepy. Uhh, but I don't judge. Did you call him "hallux-finger?" ^_~
Princess, I always want to eat a nice bowl of fresh cherries too, and I agree they are so effing expensive it's untrue.
Mustard,
I totally missed the irony in the comment. Thanks for pointing it out.
Muauhahah, now it's even funnier.
Eee, yeah, creepy.
LOL K. We called him a lot of things.
LHM swiped about three of them, I think. I swear, I don't know where the child learns this kind of shit from.
Yo entropy.
When you gonna take some more cool pics of lightening. That picture was fantastic.
and the 8.00/lb cherries are even better. Oh my GOD! But they were sold out of those.
Who knew cherries were just for the rich and famous??
Anon, if you are still around, hey did you get to see the new Indiana Jones yet?
Miss T - oh my stars, how freaky is that!
Score - 17
Tch! You best quit bustin' on Nutella.
Nope :D
Thanks for the smoothie tips though.
Sdock - $6.00!! Nearly as expensive as my Jersey potatoes this week - but sooo worth the money. LUSH.
I like cranberries.
I've never liked cherries though.
There's not a berry that I don't like. I like'em all. I love'em all.
*Nikki Sixx voice*
I have never liked cranberries.
YOU MUST TRY CHERRIES!
You're too nice, T.
Don't know, though, it's not doing anything lightning like. :(
Damn, I totally missed that one!
FUCK YES! FUCK YES!
2:54pm Anon
You lied about answering the question. I am actually the anon who answered Kapunua's question. I answered NO when everyone else answered YES.
Please, don't mislead people!!!
O_O
I planned it just like that too!
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