Honorable Mention.
I am the clown.
Because you asked me to
and I am colorful enough, so
I quickly make the change.
It’s an easy switch in contrast.
Then, you are off and running.
Up and down the row
I am chasing you and I am out of breath.
You are elusive, but you see
I am the clown.
And I will use a trick to catch you.
I must catch you, because I have to tell you
I am not a fool. But, I have failed.
The pulsing lights drawing on
Death and destruction flash above
And beyond you. The images are mostly grave
Punched in and out in perfect time.
They were too many and too long, but
I had to remain until the end.
I knew they would tell the story.
Then, the images stop.
I achieve execution in a flash of bright white
Then perception returns to me, the clown,
Looking at you down the row.
I can’t move but to say the end.
But, I forgot the most important part.
Then, you are gone.
For a moment, I am frantic to find you.
But, I also don’t want to lose my character.
It is of every color and
Can give me up a reckless fool.
While I pretend to know the rest,
I search for my friend.
His name is random, and
He was sitting next to me.
Before you came along…
And as I am just about to take my leave
You appear again, but now
You are the clown.
And you want to tell me that
I am just a fool.
p.s. strung out on pointless prevarication and cardboard collusion.
(...fucking nightmare)
Friday, May 16, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 4664 Newer› Newest»♥ Jack. I don't deny. ^_^
I'm going to have to test that, RW. ;)
Mustard,
I ♥ you forever and ever for that comment.
Oh and I'm back, by the way!
I got squash and corn and steak and stuff for the grill!
Nope, no reaction from le corvid.
Okay, really going to blend fruit now. For real. ^_^
Welcome back, Sdock!
Oooh, my face is getting redder and warmer by the minute. Might've got a touch too much sun today. But oh my GOD it is the most beautiful day today. I could not help it.
Perhaps your crow does not have a taste for retro, K.
BBQ, Solly? Sounds grand!
Mustard,
You haven't bought The Raconteurs yet? If you still aren't sure about buying it, see if you can find the song "Carolina Drama" and listen to it. That dude makes me want to be a songwriter. Just sayin.....
It's like damn Jack, get out of my head.
I told you not to return my #2 Sweaty Betty Lobster Botch! ;)
I love saying that for two reasons:
1. It's hella funny and ingenious.
2. It reminds me of Fim and her quick wit.
Guys,
You know what? I miss that pouty whiney loud but beautiful fantabulous Princess like hardcore right now.
Gah...
*wonders if Princess misses Solly and BlogBelieve*
Gah, DUDE!
I just thought about it today. My ass, I swear to you, will be at the record store TOMORROW getting it.
TOMORROW, I kid you effing not, and I am super duper excited!
Apparently not, RW. ^_^
Solly, some aloe and shea butter, stat!
Anon, if you are still around, one more thing: I want you to know I'm all right. I've got some money put away, a bit I've saved and some from my Gran. I have a roof over my head and food in my freezer. My car gets 35-38 MPG and my car insurance is low. I can go a while on benefits and have a family that can help me out if it's not enough. I count myself as ridiculously, guiltily privileged knowing that I will not be hungry on the street, or having my car taken away. (Or my Wii. ;D )
Thank you, anon, and all of you, for the well-wishes. You have had, and are making a huge difference in my life. (Even the malicious ones who don't mean to help. ;D )
Fimble is a comedic genius (did I spell that correctly? Mustard has me questioning all my spelling now and what with my idenity crisis earlier).
Do you think I scared anon away with my "foreskin" comment? :(
You still have record stores, Splash? O_o
Mustard,
You will not be disappointed by it at all and I swear if I make it to Wally World (I'm scared to go without my sister as my protoctor) I am going to buy some Gavin! Also, I really want some Carly Simon for I dunno what reasons 'cept I just do.
Well, no, it's more like Best Buy, but I still call them record stores.
How backwards is that? Really.
It makes it feel all nostalgic to me. Stupid digital age! :)
There are several record stores here too.
Err, don't read back too much and all because it got a little hairy okeeee? And like, just, yeah. This page is nice and new and fresh and clean, don'tyathink? Today is ever so much better than last night.
Toronto luvs its retro!
Last night was a little hairy, to be sure. Though it calmed down sooner than I expected. I guess it got past everyone's bedtime.
Oh man, we used to have a record store, an actual record store, with nothing but CDs, tapes, and yes, records. It was called "Square Circle" for a while, and then it was called "The Wall," and then it was gone forever, good bye.
Is it bad I read that as "TORO LOVES RETRO!"?
No? Okay, 'cause I did!
Aw, "The Wall" as in, like, The Wall? 'Cause that's pretty effing cool!
We have one record store here, but really they can't compete. I mean they also sell cell phones and stuff but it's hard to hang with Wal Mart and K Mart.
Whatever works for you, Mustard :)
Mustard, I read it the same way. hahahahah!
*high fives Sdock*
1 Degree, I tell you! ;)
What there trying to tell you is to not read what the OP'S wrote about a certain band member and a certian sexual device!!
Anonymous said...
Going back to the Gerard Lyn-Z and Mama Way thing,you do all know that he and Lyn-Z live with his mom right now,right?
^Why do you think this Anon? He said he lived in LA.
Anon @ 5:30pm: yep, I was waiting for that. Thank you for your continued predictability.
I find it amusing that Kap and Lynz look alike, both ugly, yet one is married and the other alone and forever will be.
They're probably in the process of moving, Safe. So it would make sense not to settle anywhere in New Jersey if they're just going to up and move soon. Though it must be awkward to be living as a married couple in your mother's place.
Are you still with us, anon from the last page? If so, now might be a good time to leave.
Good Lord, here we go again.
Could you at least pick on me for crying out loud? Change it up a bit? Do something different? You know?
This smoothie is going to rock the house down.
5:35,
What is your deal? I mean seriously. What can you possibly get out of this? Elaborate, please. Enlighten me, because I, for the life of me, can't see how someone can be so fucking mean.
Oh, err, way to go 5:30. Yeah, while I'm here I'd like to totally disclaim just, you know. Totally disclaim. I mean whatever blows your hair back and all but that is not up my alley. In fact it's about as far away from my alley as you could get while remaining in the same reality. It's like, on a different continent from my alley.
Splash, yep, The Wall, named after Pink Floyd! It was a cool store, too!
Jules,
What kind of smoothie?
Original Punks said...
Good afternoon/evening, guys, and Happy HallowFrankieWeen!
Taking a break from getting ready for a Halloween get-together tonight and listing to Rise Against. (By the way, I recommend 'The Sufferer and The Witness' to anyone!)
J. posted the following on our blog yesterday, but wasn't going to post it here. She is napping right now, so I am going to post it (Shhhhh) because I thought maybe we could use a light moment.
SO.... Here it is. Enjoy!
L.
----------------------------------
YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
(Please read this with your tongue firmly planted in your cheek. It is written with the deepest love.)
October 31. Halloween. The day for supernatural happenings, eerie noises, creepy feelings.
And to go along with the wonderfully weird world of scary things, October 31 is also the birthday of one of our favorite punk-rocker guitarists. You know who I'm talking about. The lean, not-so-mean, heavily-tattooed force known far and wide as:
FRANK IERO.
This October 31 we celebrate the 26th anniversary of the event that started a revolution. Frank Anthony Thomas Iero Jr. was brought into the universe very obviously to fulfill a dream: that of being the object of lust for millions (well, at least hundreds) (well, ok, about 50 of us on the Other Blog) of women the world over.
That being said, I would now like to present you with the following:
TOP 15 SIGNS YOU AND FRANK HAVE CELEBRATED HIS BIRTHDAY A LITTLE TOO WELL:
15--Faint backwards outline of "and" on your stomach.
14--Faint backwards outline of crossed handguns on your stomach (think about it...).
13--Faint backwards outline of "N.J." on your personal parts (think about that, too).
12--The screaming that the neighbors rep0rted to the police makes Leathermouth sound like Barry Manilow.
11--You find chocolate cake crumbs in some unmentionable places.
10--Makeup is smeared across the pillowcases--and you don't wear makeup.
9--The crotch of your jeans has been gnawed open (see No. 13).
8--You can't pass a tattoo parlor without getting moist.
7--There's a pink belt tied around one bedpost and a Frankenstein guitar strap tied around the other.
6--Your role-playing game was called "Franky Potter and His Magic Wand". ("Stir my cauldron, Wizard Boy!")
5--You used all your AA batteries, but not for his SoniCare toothbrush.
4--After about 30 minutes, he quit calling you "G".
3--Three words: Trick or Treat.
2--You can now answer the question "Just how flexible is he?"
and the Number One Sign You and Frank Have Celebrated His Birthday a Little Too Well:
You know why all the girls call him the King of Fuck Fest 2007.
Franky, if you happen to come across this, maybe it'll make you laugh a little. I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
Love you, baby.
J.
October 31, 2007 3:25 PM
Anon what are your thoughts on that?
Hip, hip, hoooray for you. You can copy and paste.
I mixed it up a little this time Solly. It's blueberry, blackberry, raspberry, strawberry, peach and acai.
And chocolate.
It's very nummy.
My god, enough! Seriously!
Me and my alley will be over in the corner for a bit.
Original Punks said...
Good afternoon/evening, guys, and Happy HallowFrankieWeen!
Taking a break from getting ready for a Halloween get-together tonight and listing to Rise Against. (By the way, I recommend 'The Sufferer and The Witness' to anyone!)
J. posted the following on our blog yesterday, but wasn't going to post it here. She is napping right now, so I am going to post it (Shhhhh) because I thought maybe we could use a light moment.
SO.... Here it is. Enjoy!
L.
----------------------------------
YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
(Please read this with your tongue firmly planted in your cheek. It is written with the deepest love.)
October 31. Halloween. The day for supernatural happenings, eerie noises, creepy feelings.
And to go along with the wonderfully weird world of scary things, October 31 is also the birthday of one of our favorite punk-rocker guitarists. You know who I'm talking about. The lean, not-so-mean, heavily-tattooed force known far and wide as:
FRANK IERO.
This October 31 we celebrate the 26th anniversary of the event that started a revolution. Frank Anthony Thomas Iero Jr. was brought into the universe very obviously to fulfill a dream: that of being the object of lust for millions (well, at least hundreds) (well, ok, about 50 of us on the Other Blog) of women the world over.
That being said, I would now like to present you with the following:
TOP 15 SIGNS YOU AND FRANK HAVE CELEBRATED HIS BIRTHDAY A LITTLE TOO WELL:
15--Faint backwards outline of "and" on your stomach.
14--Faint backwards outline of crossed handguns on your stomach (think about it...).
13--Faint backwards outline of "N.J." on your personal parts (think about that, too).
12--The screaming that the neighbors rep0rted to the police makes Leathermouth sound like Barry Manilow.
11--You find chocolate cake crumbs in some unmentionable places.
10--Makeup is smeared across the pillowcases--and you don't wear makeup.
9--The crotch of your jeans has been gnawed open (see No. 13).
8--You can't pass a tattoo parlor without getting moist.
7--There's a pink belt tied around one bedpost and a Frankenstein guitar strap tied around the other.
6--Your role-playing game was called "Franky Potter and His Magic Wand". ("Stir my cauldron, Wizard Boy!")
5--You used all your AA batteries, but not for his SoniCare toothbrush.
4--After about 30 minutes, he quit calling you "G".
3--Three words: Trick or Treat.
2--You can now answer the question "Just how flexible is he?"
and the Number One Sign You and Frank Have Celebrated His Birthday a Little Too Well:
You know why all the girls call him the King of Fuck Fest 2007.
Franky, if you happen to come across this, maybe it'll make you laugh a little. I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
Love you, baby.
J.
October 31, 2007 3:25 PM
Okay, icky. Imma be on de porch, you guys. You wanna hear more about my fabulous smoothie or my awesome new video game? ;)
Jules,
That does sound good. Can you tell me how you make them? Like with a blender? Frozen fruit or what?
I'm heading over to the porch too, K. Nasty anons are going to be playing to an empty venue.
Come to the porch Solly, and sit on the swing with me and I'll tell you. :)
Your role-playing game was called "Franky Potter and His Magic Wand". ("Stir my cauldron, Wizard Boy!")
Faint backwards outline of crossed handguns on your stomach (think about it...).
They want to fuck you up the ass, frankie baby anon.
No one here is talking to Frank. Get lost.
Only everyone here is. He got scared away though.
Nice Anonymous:
Dunno that I'll be around if you come back, but thank you for coming by. It's great to know you are doing well, and we hope to see you around again!
Later, dude!
Really? Could you stop now?
Nice Anonymous,
Do you wear makeup?
Makeup is smeared across the pillowcases--and you don't wear makeup
No one is talking to Frank, you stupid noinks!
We are sitting in the treehouse/porch thing talking (again!) about acai!
what are you trying to achieve?
2--You can now answer the question "Just how flexible is he?"
You know why all the girls call him the King of Fuck Fest 2007.
Frank=SS!
Just because the OPS think that does not make it true. They see Frank Iero on a potato chip or a couch stain.
Night!
Kapunua, I just wanted to say I'm so sorry that you are continually targeted for abuse here.
I very sorry this is happening to you, and I sincerely hope you are not digesting this rubbish.
The anons who target you maliciously, seem to have serious personality issues.
*waves to Nice Anon from Pananma City*
OOoop, I messed that up!
*Panama City
Damnit.
Reading isn't always the best way to pass the time in Blogland. Just saying :/
Hi, Salt& Vinegar!! :D
RW,
S&V20 says she hopes you have bought her sumfin. I forgot to tell her what you bought her yesterday.
Tell her, Solly :)
I like cats
Whew, is it safe? THANK YOU, 6:26. It really doesn't get to me that much: I always consider the source. And I fully own that I am a "mouthy bitch" but that's not going to change. ;D
*Waves back to Da Princess!*
Well, I'm off to cook supper.
Yum!
RW, catch ya later! Have fun at the BBQ! S&V20 says "awwwh, tell RW that I miss her!"
Nice Anon,
Like I said earlier, thanks for stopping by and glad to know you are doing well.
Awww! I miss her too!
Have a good night, Solly :)
Kapunua, please continue being "mouthy".
This world needs people like you. People who continually question the logic of certain things.
goodmorning all I'm just catching up and I have to tell you my house is all closed up because the wind is really strong and FRIGID!!!!
back soon
Hi, EP :D
S&V20 via text message just said...
"Tell BlogBelieve that I just saw a hotel named after me.
PRINCESS"
:)
Again, thank you, 6:44, I appreciate that so much. I know I run headlong into brick walls a lot of the time, but once in a while one gets knocked down. Sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse, but I like change. I think I could get used to change. ^_^
Err, and I have opinions. Loud ones. ;)
Solly, tell Princess that she should be able to stay there for free!
Does that mean she gets free rooms there, Solly?
Anonymous said...
Original Punks said...
Good afternoon/evening, guys, and Happy HallowFrankieWeen!
Taking a break from getting ready for a Halloween get-together tonight and listing to Rise Against. (By the way, I recommend 'The Sufferer and The Witness' to anyone!)
J. posted the following on our blog yesterday, but wasn't going to post it here. She is napping right now, so I am going to post it (Shhhhh) because I thought maybe we could use a light moment.
SO.... Here it is. Enjoy!
L.
----------------------------------
YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
(Please read this with your tongue firmly planted in your cheek. It is written with the deepest love.)
October 31. Halloween. The day for supernatural happenings, eerie noises, creepy feelings.
And to go along with the wonderfully weird world of scary things, October 31 is also the birthday of one of our favorite punk-rocker guitarists. You know who I'm talking about. The lean, not-so-mean, heavily-tattooed force known far and wide as:
FRANK IERO.
This October 31 we celebrate the 26th anniversary of the event that started a revolution. Frank Anthony Thomas Iero Jr. was brought into the universe very obviously to fulfill a dream: that of being the object of lust for millions (well, at least hundreds) (well, ok, about 50 of us on the Other Blog) of women the world over.
That being said, I would now like to present you with the following:
TOP 15 SIGNS YOU AND FRANK HAVE CELEBRATED HIS BIRTHDAY A LITTLE TOO WELL:
15--Faint backwards outline of "and" on your stomach.
14--Faint backwards outline of crossed handguns on your stomach (think about it...).
13--Faint backwards outline of "N.J." on your personal parts (think about that, too).
12--The screaming that the neighbors rep0rted to the police makes Leathermouth sound like Barry Manilow.
11--You find chocolate cake crumbs in some unmentionable places.
10--Makeup is smeared across the pillowcases--and you don't wear makeup.
9--The crotch of your jeans has been gnawed open (see No. 13).
8--You can't pass a tattoo parlor without getting moist.
7--There's a pink belt tied around one bedpost and a Frankenstein guitar strap tied around the other.
6--Your role-playing game was called "Franky Potter and His Magic Wand". ("Stir my cauldron, Wizard Boy!")
5--You used all your AA batteries, but not for his SoniCare toothbrush.
4--After about 30 minutes, he quit calling you "G".
3--Three words: Trick or Treat.
2--You can now answer the question "Just how flexible is he?"
and the Number One Sign You and Frank Have Celebrated His Birthday a Little Too Well:
You know why all the girls call him the King of Fuck Fest 2007.
Franky, if you happen to come across this, maybe it'll make you laugh a little. I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
Love you, baby.
J.
Am I mouthy, anon? You like it?
I'm off to socialize.
Bye for now! :)
This is a different anon, for godsakes, could you stop already? This is such nonsense. Let me ask you, why do you want to chase away nice people? What do you have against people just talking? Honestly.
Okay, time for me to run around outside in my PJs with my dogs and make my neighbors give me funny looks. Later.
4--After about 30 minutes, he quit calling you "G".
Im mouthy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No need to thank me Kapunua, but I do appreciate your words.
The vicious anons cannot break anyone down. Support each other. You are in this together, and are not alone.
It's wonderful to see the friendships that have developed here.
this is about you, anon. Pussy.
6:55 stop being so foolish.
You really need to take up a hobby.
6:57 call me what you like, I don't give a damn.
6:26 and 6:44 and 6:56, are you the same anon as the one at 4:31 and 4:33?
You really have nothing to say about their present to you, King of fuckfest? Youll break their hearts!!!!
oh is everyone going? except the anon who feels the need to copy and paste every few comments?
look, if you believe there is someone who should read it then I'm sure they have, it's been put up enough times, could we leave it now please?
It was done, as a joke, albeit probably one in poor taste, last october and attitudes and such have had 6 months to change and it probably wouldn't be something that would be posted now. But we all know how some anonymous people love to dwell in the past.
So what are you waiting for? Frank to find the blog and say something about it? If so don't hold your breath, regardless of how he feels I doubt he would waste his time.
HI nice anon how are you?
6:59 I am not the anon at 4:31 and 4:33
Ooooh, Frank never ever reads this, never. Right, blogbelieve ^_~
the more nice anons the better!
Nope.
like I said anon whether he does or not he would have more class than to comment because a bunch of anons are trying to call him out, especially ones who have added their own remarks of dubious taste about the original.
oh isn't there someone nice and "normal " who can talk to me?
You forgot the face anon! ^_~! ^_~
I agree Ergo, as usual you make a lot of sense.
Hi Ergo,
I'm in, out, and about this place tonight. Trying to get some supper started.
How are you?
Is tomorrow looking pretty fine because today was beautiful here?
thanks anon
Hi sdock I'm good, trying to avoid going outside as the wind is freezing!
What you cooking for supper?
Ergo,
It was so nice and warm here today. 85 degrees and the bluest sky I have seen all year. Now my face is sorta blistered. Oh well, I just couldn't stay inside.
I am cooking corn on the cob, and then we are going to grill steaks, some squash and onions, and have baked potatoes and maybe a salad too!
Scrummy Yummy!
6:56, I hear you. And the same goes. I'm sorry people are calling you names too (or think they are calling you names. It gets confusing.)
I just got a call from a Hula sister of mine, not in my halau, who just asked me to join her professional halau. Two things though: They are super far away from where I live, and also, I would feel a little like I was betraying my halau.
I don't know. We'll see.
oh sdock sounds delicious, we had takeaway chinese last night and I just thought I'd have a couple of leftover honey prawns for breakfast, only to find someone has taken them to work! Oh well suppose it's fair seeing as he's working sunday, but still! You know when you really just get all ready for some specific food and it's not there?
So I had chicken instead.
and it's really cold here a change came through last night, sunny but really cold air.
HI K! how are you?
It's nice she thought highly enough of your skill to ask you
Ergo,
What are honey prawns?
Hey Ergo!
Yes, it was nice of her. I've worked with her before; we've done a few shows together. She's been in the Hula business for almost twenty years. Around ten years ago she started getting really into the business aspect of it, getting a halau together, getting shows, promoting and stuff like that. My problem is, I just dance. I'm no good at that promoting stuff. There are a handful of Hula dancers out here and most of them know me, and most of them know what my style is, or rather what I do and what I don't do. I don't do "cheesy" Hula, I don't do backyard barbecue Hula. I don't do what they call "haolified" Hula. I only do the authentic stuff the way it was taught to me. That limits me a little because most people who hire you don't want Hula that's too authentic because they don't understand it. They want "Tiny Bubbles" and "One Paddle Two Paddle" kinds of things.
The Hula community is a really close-knit yet very complicated structure. O_o
OH WOW! I got 1313! Yay!
Honey prawns are delicious.
But what are honey prawns?
sdock well they are battered ad deep fried then have a honey sauce over them , and sesame seeds, very sweet and very very yummy
yay anon, I bet you know why I was disappointed they were gone!
we also had sweet and sour deep fried squid, chicken and cashews and pork in a peking plum sauce. With spring rolls and those yummy cool prawn chips that suck onto your tongue
They are prawns coated in a honey glaze and sesame seeds.
I'm gonna play my new game for a while you guys. Catch you later! ^_^
That does sound delicious. We don't have a lot of variety down here where I live.
Do you know what we get with Chinese food besides fortune cookies? We get what amounts to deep fried biscuits rolled in sugar.
K that sounds awesome, I can imagine there would be a big difference between stereotypical hula and real hula.
We have some islander groups over here, local that is, who do dance, there is aboriginal dance too. Islander dance is more dance where aboriginal is more story telling
really sdock? I've never had anything like that.
We don't get fortune cookies either, you can buy them but very few restaurants have them.
I think our chinese differs to yours as we are closer to the original just because of our geography, so a lot of asians live here and we get a mix of types vietnamese, korean, thai etc.
But I must say the food in China is so much better, stronger flavour, less meat and more vegetable.
All we have here is your basic fast food, some chinese buffets, a couple of take out japanese steak houses, and some local bbq places.
my local town is even smaller we have a couple of fish and chip places that do fried chicken, the chinese takeaway, a subway -which opened a couple of months ago,the 3 pub restaurants and a pizza place.
But the next town up has a lot more, if we want to drive the 3/4 hr to go there.(inc Mcdonalds, KFC etc)
So we don't get takeaway much.
When I go visit my parents in the capital we always go to a fantastic asian place in the Chinatown area and last time we tried jellyfish (which is like soft squid in texture but had very little taste, it wasn't unpleasant but a stronger sauce would have been nicer)
Jellyfish? Wow, that sounds interesting. I love trying new foods, but I don't get a lot of chances to do that.
In my hallucination
I saw my Beloved's flower garden
In my vertigo
In my dizziness
In my drunken haze
whirling and dancing
like a spinning wheel
I saw myself
as the source of existance
I was there in the beginning
and I was the spirit of love
Now I am sober
There is only the hangover
and the memory of love
And only the sorrow
I yearn for happiness
I ask for help
I want mercy
And my love says
Look at me and hear me
because I'm here just for that
I am your moon
and your moonlight too
I am your flower garden
and your water too
I have come all this way
eager for you
without shoes or shawl
I want you to laugh
to kill all your worries
to love you
to nourish you
Oh Sweet Bitterness!
I will soothe you and heal you
I will bring you roses
I too have been covered by thorns
Rumi
Bittersweet
I do too, and am lucky enough to get the chance, we do eat quite a variety of stuff as I just get too bored cooking the meat and 3 veg type food.
We have kangaroo a bit and I like trying different cultures foods too, heck I just love food and cooking.
But strange stuff I've tried: turtle (nice) frog (nice) dugong (ick) snails (nice) emu (nice) buffalo (very nice) crocodile (nice) snake (if I had to) witchety grub (it tastes ok but ew) chicken feet (ok) I could not eat insects though, the thought of it is just yuck
witchety grub
it's a traditional aboriginal bush food they cook them in the fire coals, and they sort of taste like scrambled egg, but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
They also eat them raw, but there is NO WAY I'd do that, unless I was really really starving
Ergo,
I'd like to think that I would try anything just once, but ummmm...I dunno about raw.
Where, oh where are all the Lovelies?
All the Lovelies seem to have disappeared, but to where?
The porchies are probably talking on AIM
I'm hunting ebay for a Muse shirt that I like and is not black while washing and listening/watching HAARP at max volume
what you up to anon?
they're not talking about this
Do Men Really Think About Sex More Than Women?
Primetime Live Follows a Couple Deeply in Love -- and Tallies the Thoughts
Robert Fox and Jennifer Holmes may be a New York couple deeply in love -- but even they suspect there's one area they may not have much in common: how often they think about sex.
"Men and women I think are completely different when it comes to sex," Holmes said.
Fox asked, "Don't they say most guys think about sex once every three minutes?"
To put that theory to the test, they allowed Primetime Live cameras to follow them for a day -- and asked them to keep a running tally of those thoughts.
Sexy, Sexy, Sexy
Fox is an advertising executive who works at "Gotham," a trendy New York magazine. It didn't take long for those sexual thought to hit him.
Early in the day, he met a few women in the course of his work, and he had to admit he'd thought about sex already. He told Primetime Live's camera: "Those were some sexy girls, right?"
Sex, in fact, seemed to be all around Fox. Messages came off the magazine covers on the walls of his office. "Sexy, sexy, sexy," he said as he was passing them.
But for Holmes, who also works in advertising, sex didn't seem as prevalent. At 2:30 in the afternoon, she told a Primetime Live camera following her: "I have probably thought about sex not once."
Cute Eyes
Meanwhile, Fox had moved on to one of New York's hottest department stores, to scout it as a possible party location.
While talking with a female employee, he thought about sex again. When that woman asked if he'd like to see the lingerie department, he had another thought about sex.
Walking past the rows of bras, Fox's thoughts were all sex. When the employee held up a see-through camisole, he thought about sex. When she showed him a sexy shoe, he thought about sex.
"I would say I've thought about sex maybe 50 times today," he said.
Another 90 minutes passed for Holmes, and she admitted, "the thought of sex hasn't really come up."
She admitted that a clerk who helped her while she was shopping was pretty cute
"He had nice eyes," she told Primetime Live. "But did I think about sex? No, I didn't."
Mars and Venus
Fox and Holmes reunited later that evening. They compared notes.
"I thought about sex two times all day," Holmes said. Fox said: "Fifteen or 20 times in the morning before 2 p.m., then I thought about it 10 more times."
Before they headed home, they went to a hip fashion party -- where Fox had plenty more sexual thoughts.
The lesson for the day apparently was that men may be from Mars and women from Venus -- but Martians apparently think a lot more often about sex.
Are you lonely Anon who is looking for the Lovelies?
Cute shirt Ergo
How cold is it where you are?
It was 88 here today.
Hiya elena
I just bought this
(better pic)
now I have to go brave the cold to hang up clothes
oh elena it's the wind it's not too bad in the sun (which is where the cats are)
inside the house it's 68, but the chill is a lot colder
how'd you go with the phone co.?
and anon I think about it more than twice
Oh Battle Sprint was a pain
Basically the guy on the phone lied to me about changing my plan and I told them to take their stupid phones back. Then it took me forever to make them understand I wanted unlimited text. She kept explaining differet amounts I could get finally I said "What part of unlimited are you not understanding?"
I tried to be patient but after waiting an hour to talk to someone I think I'd just had enough.
whoa, i like prawn toast.
just felt like slinging that in there. how are you ergo, nice day so far?
hey fim! I like it too!
My day is pretty good, if you like Muse really loud as I have the house to myself- hehe
see the shirt I bought?
hows your day been?
elena phone companies are the worst to try and deal with!
9:08 if that's true Gerard must be thinking about LynZ 24/7!
Ahh Love! They are such a perfect couple!
oh, i like that ergo, have you got it or have you ordered it from the internet? what does it say on the front.
i have just returned home from a wedding. it was crazy cos the americans do things different to england when having a wedding so i just followed peopel to where i should be. didnt want to make a pillock out myself by knocking something over :)
ss, THANK YOU, i loved your comment by far. no dilly daddling, right in there. thank you my friend.
*sigh*
I am fevered from the sun.
I look like a little Southern lobster.
9.47, i agree. they are a perfect couple. they even have the same hobbies. god, ya got to love what they do hey ;)
solly = #1 southern sweaty betty lobster botch.
Hey again, dudes. :)
hey slash, whats cookin?
i saw you but you ran away. was you scared?
I didn't see you!
I'm always scared of you, Fim. ;)
well, come back to me and then i can scare you some more. plus i want to ask you something.
oh poor sdock! you have aloe vera? Or cold tea is good too.
make sure you drink a lot of water
was the wedding nice fim? She look pretty?
I just ordered it off ebay, it is just the muse logo across the front. I love band shirts but I have so many that are black, my other muse shirt is this
It's the tour date shirt from our concert tour last year
I think weddings are awesome.
Just felt like saying.
Oh, and from earlier today, Sdock, you spelled "genius" correctly. I swear to you guys, my right fingers get ahead of my brain sometimes. It's unfortunate.
ergo, that is amazing, i love the colours on it.
the wedding was good, she was really pretty and i think they had a good time. she was 20 and he is 25, so they are absolutly wankered.
now, i just caught up on 30o comments and now trying to look into my 22 emails. i hate emails, i suck at writing them but i to force myself otherwise i fail to do them :)
what have you planned for today?
Hi mustard!
not much fim we are going out for a bit this afternoon but it's pretty lazy day for me, cleaning out clothes drawers
oh my word, ergo. you just made my eyes pop out my head and made me laugh out loud hahahaha that is hilaripus. fantastic.
Hey there, Ergo!
i know it is fasc sons bday tomorrow.
happy 3rd birthday fasc son
and it is my nieces birthday tomorrow, she will be 2 years old so i am taking her to toys'r'us to get something she wants. so hopefully it will be a nice quiet day but i doubt it :)
well happy birthday to fasc's son and happy birthday to fim's niece.
*party hats*
*balloons*
*streamers*
thank you, i will notify her in the morning. i will tell her that ergo told her happy birthday, she will love it hahahaha.
Hi Guys,
I just ate supper. I feel a little bit better after taking a very hot hot shower.
Fimble, I ♥ you.
Just saying...
i ♥ you to fuck.
what did you have?
Steak, baked potato, corn, squash, and some onions.
Pretty tasty.
ohh, does sound tasty. you just reminded me of a sunday dinner, which made me hungry but we have nowt in the house. damn, i should of gotten a subway on the way home.
I've never had subway, but we just got one in town so I probably will sometime, what's good?
Subway rules hardcore.
Smoke and I always get the subway club, it's got ham, roast beef, and turkey and the all the toppings you want.
oh, i have only ever had a meatball sub from there. it i nice, but i hear the philly cheese steak is nice as well
now that we are talking about subway, i am hungry. urghhhhh
The Italian one is good too!
Smoke and I lived on Subway on our trip to Birmingham.
well I'll have to try it!
do, do, it is nice. i also like firehouse but i think thats just a county thing.
i am hungry and i am tired. i think iwll go and peck and then toodle off to sleep. sweet dreams guys, have fun.
ss - thank you and your interests? well, better you than me, all i can say. chin up, dont fall and never slip on a banana peel. sweet dreams.
nighty night guys.
xx
I'm hungry too, and I just ate. Damn.
Hey Fimble Jazz! Welcome back. Glad you had a good time and I so heartily agree with your comment to S(S)S.
Sorry, I got really, really caught up playing this game. It's so neat because it's got this environmental theme: you go around restoring flowers and purity to the land. And the animation is beautiful.
Anyway, that's what I'm up to doing tonight. That and constantly chasing this damn cat off the top of my aviary. It keeps trying to get in and eat Car. It can't get in, but it's upsetting her. >_< Why can't people keep their cats indoors. Grr.
ss - thank you and your interests? well, better you than me, all i can say. chin up, dont fall and never slip on a banana peel. sweet dreams.
Yes, yes, LMAO, and yes. ^_^
Why do people cage birds?
goodnight Fim sweet dreams
K sounds like an interesting game and K is the aviary top peaked or flat? You can try stringing fishing line across it in tight stripes as cats don't like it under their feet, or sticky stuff with chilli so they lick it off and it deters them
It's flat, and wired. But it's eight feet high and my grape vine covers nearly the entire thing. I'll have to put up a picture one of these days, because in the middle of summer it looks really impressive. ^_^
Those are good ideas though! Except if I put any kind of food product up there at all it would draw bugs, rats etc.
Ergo, you always have really cool, practical ideas.
Kapunua
Their words mostly noises
Ghosts with just voices
Your words in my memory
Are like music to me
thanks K wel if you try the fishing line you do it so when the cat tries to wlk on it they keep stepping on it and it annoys them, or put loose wire mesh that sort of hangs outwards so they can't jump onto the top easily, we are always having to come up with solutions to things up here, or popping a balloon when you see it on the there can help scare it too, but it would probably scare the bird too
Anon,
Her words are pretty damn nice.
Just saying..
does the official MCR website freeze anyone elses computer?
it does mine and it's really annoying, and I don't know why
Ergo,
I don't even try to get on the official website on my home dialup computer.
Thanks 11:15, and Solly. ^_^ Ghosts with just voices, that is ringing a bell. I know those are lyrics but it sounds familiar outside of that, too.
Either way, thank you, that's lovely.
GUys I wasn't going to mention this but it's weighing heavy on my mind
a good friend of mines wife has cancer and it seems the chemo isn't really working anymore so any thoughts, prayers etc for her would be really appreciated, and for him and the family, they are really lovely people and it's so sad. You could call her "B" I'm sure God will know who you mean
I mentioned her here Pink balloons
thanks
Gosh, where have I heard that before? It's bugging me now. I seem to remember that I liked that phrase but I can't remember where else I heard it.
Oh my goodness, Ergo. I'm so sorry to hear that. I will definitely keep B and her family in my thoughts, and you as well.
Sure thing, Ergo.
My wonderful and inspiring friend has been battling multiple myeloma for years, and my training brother's little boy, at 18 months, is fighting acute lymphoblastic leukemia. I know how stressful it is to worry so much about your friends and their families. Your friend will be in my thoughts.
It's Snow Patrol, Set Fire To The Third Bar lyrics, Kapunua.
Well I might have to download that, it sounds nice. Thank you, anon.
I swear I've read those words before though, and yet I've never heard of the band.
Ergo,
I sure will.
I had a 9 year old cousin, my grandmother, and great grandmother all die from cancer.
thanks
I've known them 20 years, I taught with him when I first arrived here, he has helped me a lot. She's older and has 2 grown kids, but she's so lovely and has been so strong, it's really sad.
I'm sorry, Solly. My cousin was 2 when she died from leukemia. Oh my gosh, it's the worst.
as I will yours K
thanks again everyone
I know Snow Patrol they've just gotten known here
Guys, I know this sounds all crazy and stuff, but Essiac Tea has had amazing results. I witnessed it first hand once: my Dad's friend had inoperable cancer about fifteen years ago. They sent him home to die, it was bladder cancer. Well my family had heard about this treatment and as a last resort convinced him to try it.
I'll never forget, he came over around Thanksgiving with pieces of the tumor in a jar. He wasn't the most polite of sorts and he was waving it around, "This came out while I was peeing! It looks like turkey, doesn't it?" (It did. I never ate turkey again.)
Anyway after a few months he was cancer free and he's still alive today.
I know that sounds all urban legendy, but anything is worth a shot, right?
Snow Patrol Anon, have we talked before? Are you Calaf?
No, Sorry
For B
Many thoughts!
No, don't be sorry, that's cool; your words were kind.
For B
Many thoughts!
Oh, win!
Ergo, sorry to hear about your friend's wife, I will keep her in my thoughts.
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