Friday, May 16, 2008

An obscene waste.

Honorable Mention.

I am the clown.
Because you asked me to
and I am colorful enough, so
I quickly make the change.
It’s an easy switch in contrast.
Then, you are off and running.
Up and down the row
I am chasing you and I am out of breath.
You are elusive, but you see
I am the clown.
And I will use a trick to catch you.
I must catch you, because I have to tell you
I am not a fool. But, I have failed.

The pulsing lights drawing on
Death and destruction flash above
And beyond you. The images are mostly grave
Punched in and out in perfect time.
They were too many and too long, but
I had to remain until the end.
I knew they would tell the story.
Then, the images stop.
I achieve execution in a flash of bright white
Then perception returns to me, the clown,
Looking at you down the row.
I can’t move but to say the end.
But, I forgot the most important part.

Then, you are gone.
For a moment, I am frantic to find you.
But, I also don’t want to lose my character.
It is of every color and
Can give me up a reckless fool.
While I pretend to know the rest,
I search for my friend.
His name is random, and
He was sitting next to me.
Before you came along…
And as I am just about to take my leave
You appear again, but now
You are the clown.

And you want to tell me that
I am just a fool.



p.s. strung out on pointless prevarication and cardboard collusion.



(...fucking nightmare)

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farawaysoclose said...

wow! i just got here and it said 1000 comments!! i thought hey it must be fate i am destined to have first position!!

hello anyone!

farawaysoclose said...

no i swear RW!! honestly!

resurrected wreck said...

Whatcha up to today?

resurrected wreck said...

Oh hell, I have to dash! Meeting a friend for lunch.

Have a good day, all :)

toujours said...

hey there elena -- does this mean i'll get to see the fountain in action when i get there? yay! :)

i should probably head off for the day as well. my sister is coming to take me shopping...apparently no one here thinks my current wardrobe of jeans and concert tees is enough to get me a job. huh.

go figure.





but before i go, ozzie lyrics anon: interesting choice there, and a nice sentiment, but i'm still going to worry. (i read the full lyrics.)

have a good saturday everyone.

you, too, mayo-sama. go get a frappuccino today. everyone needs a little coffee candy once in awhile! *grin*

bye!

farawaysoclose said...

oh OK bye RW!!

hello/goodbye to any one else??

erm well RW i'll answer anyway. today i have had a horrible family trip into town in the rain! no where to meffing park! queues everywhere like its fucking christmas or something!! awful! kids driving me crazy!! literally crazy! this guy asked me in this shop when i was buying some stuff if i was having a nice day?....so i said "not really, i have three small children that are doing my head in!" he kinda smiled at me like i was some strange person!! he obviously does not have children!! sometimes i feel like walking out of the house, getting in the car and just going somewhere for some peace and quiet where no one asks me questions and no one expects me to do anything for them! actually i don't even want to speak to anyone! pure silence would be wonderful!! some days i have to go and lock myself in the bathroom for 5 mins just to clear my head of the constant noise of the little people! they still come amd find me!! now the lock on the door has broken and there is NO escape!!

farawaysoclose said...

oh hi there TJ!!

hello elena if you are around also!

fimmy i cannot wait for wednesday! i am watching the FA cup final now....Pompey are winning 1-0 at the mo. it was the weirdest goal, the crowd didn't realise it was a goal and there was no noise!! weird!

Anonymous said...

Hi Fimmy, TJ, RW, Elena, Far, Mayo, SS!

Fimmy you know if he looks up he's going to get it in the eye!!!

There's no dodging that stuff when it's dropping!

*leaves some protective eyewear behind for SS*

Right, deinitely going this time!
I need a big warm blanket around me!

'Night all!!

farawaysoclose said...

night PP!

farawaysoclose said...

nice glasses PP!

farawaysoclose said...

right i'm off i guess! just a brief visit, gonna concentrate on the last 30 mins of the footie.

thanks mayo for letting me come in, nab first place, have a good whinge and fuck off again!!

later lovelies|!

farawaysoclose said...

oh just meant to say for anyone around at any point who happens to read this......lewis says hi! she hasn't been around mayos for a while and she just wanted to say hi to everyone!!

ok, bye!

Anonymous said...

here I come


:)

Anonymous said...

I'm lacking inspiration.

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

Look deeper.

sdock10 said...

Oh and if you find some when you are looking, would you share with me?

Thanks.



Mayo, What are you doing? Oooh, I almost typed dong instead of doing.

sdock10 said...

I'm off to lay in the sun. 85 warm sunny degrees here with no clouds in the sky.

Anonymous said...

I don't think there's any in there, but I'll split it with you, 50/50, if I find some.



Don't come back my #2 Sweaty Betty Lobster Botch. Mwuahahah.

Anonymous said...

Afternoon, guys! Just came back from a long Hula rehearsal. It looks like one of our dancers might be out of commission for the entire summer for an operation. O_o Which leaves, umm, two of us. (Yeah, we're a small group.) Hopefully we can figure out a date for our cancer benefit that's late in the summer, when she's better, and ready to perform. Err, well actually, hopefully we can set up the cancer benefit to begin with.

Man, I have to get to work on this stuff, you know? It's kind of daunting.

Anyway, how's everyone? I hope you're all having a good Saturday.

Update on the baby, he's hanging on (*knock on wood*) but I have to force feed him and I hate that. Havoc is very interested in him. I tell him, "Mind your business, you big beast."

Well, talk to you guys later!

Anonymous said...

IT'S A HARD LIFE



A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar."

So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad ... whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad."

So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, "You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!"

Anonymous said...

THE DATE



A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

Anonymous said...

Umm, so, Taking Back Sunday, cooking at Denny's.

Adam looks vaguely put-upon. Except for the one where he's all NOMNOMNOM. Anyway, this is weird, but amusing. ^_^

Anonymous said...

MY FIRST TIME



The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when I did it I felt no shame .

All at once the white stuff came
At last it's finished it's all over now
My first time ever at milking a cow.....

Anonymous said...

Also, Check out Leonard Cohen doing his thing.

Oh man, I'd love to see him.

Anonymous said...

MODERN FAIRY TALE



One day, an young girl is walking through a park when she hears a faint "help me, help me." She looks around and follows the quiet voice to a bush near the path. Looking under the bush she spies a little green frog trapped under a log. The girl moves the log and picks up the frog.

"Oh, thank you, thank you," says the frog. "Take me home and put me on your pillow and in the morning I'll be a handsome Prince."

So the girl takes the frog home and puts him on the pillow and there in the morning is a handsome prince.

You don't believe that?

Neither did her mother!

Anonymous said...

I can honestly say I've never seen a blue-eyed cow. But then what do I know?

Later folks!

Anonymous said...

Cows usually have brown or blue eyes.

Anonymous said...

Oh, how sweet! Cows are awesome.

Anonymous said...

THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE



10) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."

9) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."

8) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."

7) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

6) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

5) The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."

4) The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."

3) The Mailman because he always delivers his package.

2) The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

1) The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

Anonymous said...

^

offensive much?

Anonymous said...

humorless often?

Anonymous said...

That's one of the most retarded excuses for a "joke" I've ever read. Meh.

Anonymous said...

Going back to the Gerard Lyn-Z and Mama Way thing,you do all know that he and Lyn-Z live with his mom right now,right?

I also want to point out Mayo's choice of words for this blog.Put 2 and 2 together. An obscene waste.
Honorable Mention-- Eliza has mentioned that she and Chris WIN

pointless prevarication and cardboard collusion,Chris and Eliza have worked in tandem to get " Emma and Paul"s story out. prevarication, lies. Collusion, 2 people working to do something deceitful.

I also would like to point out that Mayo mentioned pralines when MSI were in New Orleans.Put 2 and 2 together,folks.

Anonymous said...

So?

So....

So.

Anonymous said...

I suck at math.

Anonymous said...

Then why is he still friends with HeyChris then?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello everyone.

Anon I liked the joke. It gave me a smirk.


Other anon we knew about the pralines thing. But thank you anyway.

Anonymous said...

Martha Jones has a sense of humor!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Yes, I do hard to believe isn't it.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Chris, he's written a really touching entry on his blog. Some of you might find it interesting and useful.

Anonymous said...

I love it how when someone finds a joke stupid or offensive they are accused of not having a sense of humor. How about a different sense of humor? Jokes that objectify or degrade people by race, gender, preference etc. don't appeal me. I think they're base and stupid. I don't find them witty, clever or amusing. My humor is different from you, who obviously do find things like that witty.

Anonymous said...

And incidentally, the "Oh you don't have a sense of humor" excuse is the one most MSI fans use when they defend lyrics like "F*ggot" and "Five Year Old Panty Shot."

Hey Splash, hey MJ.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys. :)

Anonymous said...

Is her crotch facing the audience here??

Anonymous said...

POINTLESS
Lacking meaning; senseless; ineffectual.

PREVARICATION
A lie; deceitful or dishonest behavior

CARDBOARD
Lacking depth; superficial

COLLUSION
A secret agreement between two or more parties for a fraudulent, illegal, or deceitful purpose

Anonymous said...

What a beautiful picture, no wonder Gerard is in love!!!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit LynZ looks like a man.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

What msi do in their lyrics is in no way funny.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit LynZ looks like K

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Kapu and Mib

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the needless vocabulary lesson, anon; some of us actually know those words. O_o

ANon, I don't think that Lindsey looks like a dude; sorry. Yes, I disagree with everything she and her crap band stand for, but she is very pretty.

And no, I also don't think I look anything like her, so get that thought out of your head.

Anonymous said...

How JU feels about MCR

Anonymous said...

Let theboys grab up your skirt!!!

Anonymous said...

You can tell by her face she's not going to age gracefully

Anonymous said...

I saw too much

Martha Smith-Jones said...

passface looks bored. I saw a similar picture of Lyn-z one time.

Anonymous said...

Here's your panty shot

Anonymous said...

Why does she have a chicken for a slutsleeve

Anonymous said...

DO you think Gerard kisses her cock?

Anonymous said...

Paving the way for female musicians......... using only your beef curtains

Anonymous said...

Those aren't beef curtians anon they are MUDFLAPS!

Anonymous said...

Nice wrinkles

Martha Smith-Jones said...

To whom ever is still here. Have a nice day I am off.


Later

Anonymous said...

anon 2:09

or a pink taco

Anonymous said...

I am looking up lyrics and failing miserably.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I was watching a clip of news taken in China after the earthquake.

The reporters were talking to a man and his son about the destruction and some about the man's wife, the little boy's mom.

The man started to tear up as he recalled what happened, and he told the reporter that his wife was crushed by the falling school building she was in while the quake was happening. He said she died trying to get her children to safety.

They turned to the little boy, and he spoke a bit. He said that he's left food out for his mother since the earthquake in hopes she'll return, and that if she does, she won't go hungry.

Anonymous said...

Man, I can't watch things like that. I can't even watch the news. I read it like it's my job, but I can't watch. Once people start to cry or get hurt or something it freaks me out too badly. I don't know how people can watch it for hours. Someone's always crying or getting shot down or blown up or beaten down.

You do what you can though, right Splash?

resurrected wreck said...

That's a lot more of LynZ than I ever needed to see.

Anonymous said...

Hey RW!

Well, I have to go make a phone call to one of my dancer friends. If she's at home, it's gonna be a loooong call! ^_^

I'll be back in a bit!

resurrected wreck said...

How JU feels about MCR

Talent must bore him as well.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, K :D

Anonymous said...

Entirely my own interpretation:

They were too many and too long, but
I had to remain until the end.
I knew they would tell the story.
Then, the images stop.


That concept scares me for not only you, but myself as well.

Our lives played out on the big-screen, a film entirely of our choosing. Living through some screen-writer's fantasy, our own as well.

Living the life of some fictional character -- absurd, but totally do-able.

We control our own destiny, but we are no future-tellers.

toujours said...

whoo-hoo! stealing the internetz at my sister's place of business.

wait.

that sounded bad.

at her job. yeah. her job.

we've snuck in on the weekend. *heh*

and i'm making a pointless (checks above definition. yes, good.) rambling comment jest becuz i can.

(my sister is making me type in a kentucky accent. no really. she is.)

y'all.

(she said i had to.)





*ahem*


sorry for spamming your blog, mayo. gotta go buy clothes now. and coffee.

the only coffee stand in the entire town of paducah is just down the street.

do you think we're going there next?

*looks over shoulder at sister with a paying job*

*makes bambi eyes at aforementioned sister*

*sister laughs*



whoo-hoo! it worked!!!!!

:D

see you guys later. i'm about to get caffeinated!

bye, carmine. hope you got your frappuccino! *grin*

sdock10 said...

Idenity Crisis

I know you
you think you know me
but do you
really?
How can you be so sure?
You know
what I look like
the color of my hair
my eyes
my outside
You know
only the pieces
I let
you
see
And even those
are
a
distorted
illusion
of
a
mask
that I create
to face
the outside world
Notice
that I never
look you in the eye
the clever way
I let my hair hang
the frumpy mess
of a wardrobe
Do you know
what lies
the lies
what lies
underneath it all?
Are you brave enough
to try
and find
me?
Underneath
the skin
the scars
the outer layer
that I think is bulletproof
and shatter resistant
is where
it
all
begins
it
ends
And I hold the power
in my hands
my hands
to either
let you in
or shut you out
to make it pretty
as ugly can be
or tear it all down
and the blood
will drip
and pool on the floor
and I will
take my hands
take my fingers
and write
the answer
the answer to the question
the question
that you've been dying
to know the anwer to......
Who am I?

If I only knew.....

Anonymous said...

Whoa, hey guys. :)


Yeah, you definitely do what you can. Maybe I'm too empathetic, but things like that make take a step back and just look around me. That little boy doesn't have a mom anymore, and it shouldn't be like that, but it is now.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mustard, TJ and Solly :D

Anonymous said...

That's a good one. It's been awhile, huh?

Anonymous said...

Or she could totally not be at home. :)

farawaysoclose said...

That little boy doesn't have a mom anymore, and it shouldn't be like that, but it is now.

makes me cry mustard! so very sad.


hello peeps!

Anonymous said...

We control our own destiny, but we are no future-tellers.

I am. ^_~

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, FASC :D

Are your children still driving you mad??

sdock10 said...

Hi Guys,

Yep, it has. Just felt the need to share it with all of you since I am hellbent on taking you all with me down this journey of mine. I hope you don't mind.

Mustard, Thanks for sharing the story about the earthquake. Sometimes it's good to be reminded of how lucky we really are. That thing wiped out what would have just about my whole town. That's hard to wrap my brain around and it's easy to become desensitized to things like that.

toujours said...

*heh*

me, too, kapunua.

*grin*

gotta go, byeeeeeeeeeee!

(er, maybe i've already had enough caffeine today?? naaah.)

:D

sdock10 said...

Jules,

Why do dogs eat grass and then puke it up?

resurrected wreck said...

Between the earthquake in China and the cyclone in Burna, that's about 100,000 people gone in about a week. It's difficult to fathom, isn't it?

resurrected wreck said...

Eating crass aids their digestion, Solly.

Anonymous said...

I can't even wrap my head around that.

sdock10 said...

Yes, it is, RW.

sdock10 said...

crass or grass even?

But then they puke it up?

farawaysoclose said...

hi solly, RW. K and mustard!!

Are your children still driving you mad??

RW no not anymore! 2 outa 3 are in bed so thats always good!! i was so fucked off today!! just get days where you think "HELLO I AM A FUCKING PERSON NOT JUST SOMEONE THAT LOOKS AFTER EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!"

i'm ok now, a little pre menstrual i have to admit!! i hate admitting it! i hate bowing down to those meffing hormones!! but tis true! pisses me off that they can have that effect on me! i lay on the bed earlier and just had a little cry!! wtf!! seriously wtf!!

farawaysoclose said...

hi there TJ, missed you there sorry!

Anonymous said...

No one has actually ever figured out why dogs eat grass and then puke it up. They don't generally need aid in digesting stuff, and if they did then they'd eat it all the time. Some people think that dogs do it when they feel sick, but that's not proven either.

But my dogs do it all the damn time. As soon as the grass starts to grow they're out there grazing like cows. Trisky was the worst, she would eat not only grass, but big leafy plants. You couldn't stop her, she was fixated on it. Then she'd make a huge production of barfing it all up.

It's one of those dog mysteries, like when Sano humps the air. O_o

Anonymous said...

Hello also, FASC and TJ!

It really is, RW. And the odd thing is that it's not getting the huge amount of press that other disasters in recent years have gotten.

resurrected wreck said...

Dogs can be silly, to be sure!

Anonymous said...


i'm ok now, a little pre menstrual i have to admit!! i hate admitting it! i hate bowing down to those meffing hormones!! but tis true! pisses me off that they can have that effect on me! i lay on the bed earlier and just had a little cry!! wtf!! seriously wtf!!


I know this might sound a little weak, but if you have bad cramps you could drink some rasperry leaf tea, or fennel, or both combined which can be kind of nice. Then to calm your nerves, some chamomile. That stuff really works.

resurrected wreck said...

My boss at the children's theatre is adopting a golden lab puppy this weekend.

sdock10 said...

*hugs* FASC!


Jules,

Thanks. That's exactly what Rebel did today. He munched and munched and munched and then acted like he was about to die when puking it up. Rogue sat back and watched and I was pretty damn sure that she'd run over there and lick it up but thankfully she didn't.

I ♥ my dogs. They are such special little children.

Anonymous said...

I remember in college I for whatever reason was taking some pre med courses (well, because I liked biology I guess.) My professor was a vet, so I was learning human physiology from a vet which was kinda funny. Anyway, one student had asked him why dogs eat their own number two. He was like, "They're bored. They have nothing else to do; they don't collect stamps."

resurrected wreck said...

i lay on the bed earlier and just had a little cry!! wtf!! seriously wtf!!

Hell, I do that too! And not just when I'm premenstrual.

sdock10 said...

You guys could have told me I spelled IDENTITY like wrong.

DAMNNNNNNNN!

Muahahahha!

resurrected wreck said...

"They're bored. They have nothing else to do; they don't collect stamps."

Neither do I.

...

Should I be worried?

Anonymous said...

It's so funny isn't it Solly? My dog Haku makes such a tremendous deal about throwing up, I swear he's almost as bad as I am. He sits all hunched over looking ridiculously grim for about five minutes and then the gagging starts, and then that goes for about five minutes. Then all he hurks up is some blades of grass in like a tablespoon of bile. I'm like, "Was it worth it, fool?!"

Anonymous said...

Neither do I.

...

Should I be worried?



O_o

sdock10 said...

I love when things like that remind you of how fucking fucked in the head you are. Niiiiiiiiiice!

It's a bee-a-yoooo-teee-full day here and I feel so lucky to live here in south Georgia!!

Anonymous said...

What do you have there, Bert?


FECEEEEEEEEEEES. Look at the hair connecting that poo to that poo.



Sorry, you guys talking 'bout numero doses made me think of that again. >.<

sdock10 said...

Yeah Jules and tell me this, how the hell do they eat grass without chewing it up? I swear when it comes back up it looks just like it did when they bit it off. Big ol blades of grass like 3 inches long. WTF?

I'd choke too.

Just sayin...

Anonymous said...

Anyone ever tried eating grass?

I'm going to one day. Just to fucking say, "I've eaten grass before."

Muwhahaha.

farawaysoclose said...

"They're bored. They have nothing else to do; they don't collect stamps."

fucking funny K!!

thanks for the cramps advice K, i should try something natural, i tend to just pop pills!!

thanks for the *hugs* solly you lovely!

my cat eats grass and then vomits!!
this morning i came down to vomit, shit and piss!! the piss was on top of my freshly washed clothes in the clothes basket done last night waiting to go in the tumble dryer this morning!! i bent down and sniffed......def piss! it had to be the cat!! wtf??

i wretched! yuk!

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

Now I know how you felt about spelling caffeine wrong the other day and I am so anal about it, it makes me want to delete my post, but I am not a Deletey McDeleterson. I do, however, love a good runon sentence.

Who needs periods when you have commas???

farawaysoclose said...

ooh i was 1111st comment!! 11 is my fav number!

sdock10 said...

farawaysoclose said...
ooh i was 1111st comment!! 11 is my fav number!



Sometimes it's all about the simple things, isn't it?

farawaysoclose said...

Hell, I do that too! And not just when I'm premenstrual.

i don't do it much RW!! save it for special occassions! well not really just weird isn't it....hormones/emotions/life!!

resurrected wreck said...

the piss was on top of my freshly washed clothes in the clothes basket done last night waiting to go in the tumble dryer this morning!!

Of course it was! Cats love to soil fresh laundry.

Anonymous said...

I'd never eat grass, only because dogs and wildlife and other things pee on it! You could for sure get lepto from that. O_o

But onion grass smells soooo good. That's the smell of springtime around here, is onion grass.

I planted some chives the other day. Who knew they had funny looking purple flowers! I'm psyched, I'll probably never eat it, but it smells good.

farawaysoclose said...

solly dock for me it is ALL about the little things! seriously! i think princess informed SS that she was his 26000 profile look and said the same thing! i was catching up on comments the following morning and thought FUCK YEAH!! that was very special princess!

Anonymous said...

I love run-on (hell if I know if it's hyphenated or not) sentences, too.

They have character. :)

And I think I'll just continue to spell 'caffeine' incorrectly, because I'm awesome and can get away with it.

You should spell 'identity' like 'idenity,' because you're an awesome oppossum, too!

Anonymous said...

My favorite numbers are nine, thirteen and seven.

Also, my neighbors are dickweeds.

sdock10 said...

Jules,

You just made me laugh. Dickweeds.

farawaysoclose said...

Of course it was! Cats love to soil fresh laundry.

i couldn't believe it RW!! none of my other cats have done it!! this one is young and thick and can't work the cat flap and obviously chose not to use her litter tray!

wild onions like spring onions!! wow i remember eating those as a kid K! the smell is kinda amaaaaaazing! OD'd on the amazing a tad!!

Anonymous said...

And, I'll just continue to misspell 'opossum' while I'm at it, too.

>_<

Eff it to Hades!

farawaysoclose said...

my fav numbers are 11 and 27 and maybe at a push 33!! oh and fuckin 9 if i have to admit!

why are your neighbours dickweeds K?

Anonymous said...

"Dickweeds," proudly stolen from Crow T Robot of Mystery Science Theater 3000. ^_^

FASC, you too? Well I never ate it, but we'd sit there and smell it for hours.

My friend had a sasperilla tree in his backyard though, and we used to chew the branches of that all day. It tasted like root beer.

sdock10 said...

Eff it to Hades!

FTW!

Anonymous said...

My neighbors are dickweeds because they are always loud, often drunk, often naked, usually pissing outside, and sometimes setting things on fire. Currently they are revving up some stupid loud car they have in their yard and going "WOOOOO" and upsetting all the dogs.

resurrected wreck said...

Fresh chives are amaaaaaazing on baked potatoes, K.

sdock10 said...

My grandmother used to dig up sassafrass(sp?) roots and make tea.

It was yummy.

sdock10 said...

RW,

YESSSSSSSSSS! Fresh chives!

*nom nom nom*

Anonymous said...

You can use it forever and ever if you want, Sdock. :)



I like chives.

I don't like freshly cut grass. Makes my eyeballs itch, makes my nose stuff up, and the smell makes me a tad nauseous.

resurrected wreck said...

I take it your neighbours are boys, K?

Anonymous said...

Well my dogs have already pissed all around my chives so I will not be eating, or probably even smelling them.

Dirty beastly bastards!

Anonymous said...

My neighbors are boys and girls, but mostly boys.

sdock10 said...

mustardisbetter said...
and the smell makes me a tad nauseous.



Are you an alien from another planet?

farawaysoclose said...

FASC, you too? Well I never ate it, but we'd sit there and smell it for hours.

well we used to just pick them and eat them! they are pretty much what you buy anyway????!

childhood memories are a funny one! the other day i walked past some kind of tree and i smelt it and it took me back to when i was in school between the ages of 11-16yrs, totally took me back. and regained memories i had sort of forgotten! really amaaaaaazing! sorry to GW on the amazing every time but its almost instict now!!

farawaysoclose said...

EDIT instinct!!

Anonymous said...

Bahaha! No!

I just never have. It's one of those childhood things that sticks with you, I think? Just like I love the smell of gasoline and a just-lit cigarette. :)

Anonymous said...

So guys. I'm trying to get a job teaching Hula, and I wouldn't mind teaching in a regular dance school. I got one request for a resume so far. (My resume, I have to say, is pretty nice.)

But what I'd really like to do is teach Hula to troubled people who might actually need it, instead of who just want it as a vanity project or something. I don't know where to start though. What do you guys think?

And if that doesn't work out, what should I do with my summer? Keep applying to dance schools while collecting a check every week and spend the rest of my time surfing? ;D

farawaysoclose said...

K your neighbours do sound like dickweeds!

sorry late on picking up on that comment!

Anonymous said...

SEE?! FASC thinks so, too. :)

Anonymous said...

Ooo, I like the idea of teaching people who are in need or troubled. That's a fantastic idea, I think!

Anonymous said...

Thanks! I've wanted to for so long, because the Hula came along at a time in my life when I really needed it. It made me feel good about so many things and it still does.

But, I don't know where to start.

And of course, I have this huge manuscript sitting here, too. O_o

Anonymous said...

Hey, maybe you could check around and see if there are programs/shelters available who may be looking for something like that. Some sort of extracurricular for troubled women, men, and children, you know? Maybe that could be a place to start?

sdock10 said...

Jules,

I have no idea how you would go about doing something like that but it sure sounds like a very fulfilling prospect. I live in a town of only 30 thousand folks and there aren't lots of options or opportunities to do things like that. And I also think you should take the time to figure out exactly what you would like to do. Maybe even go back to school if you wanted.

Anonymous said...

Or senior citizens, too. I've called a few senior recreation centers and they haven't gotten back to me yet. I might just keep trying.

I've taught seniors before, and danced for them, and they're so wonderful because a lot of them remember Hawai'i how it used to be.

sdock10 said...

I don't know why you don't do a poetry book. I would love to read a book full of Weaver Girl.

resurrected wreck said...

But what I'd really like to do is teach Hula to troubled people who might actually need it, instead of who just want it as a vanity project or something.

Like a sort of dance therapy? That's a good idea :)

Anonymous said...

Shelters, that's a good idea. Hells yeah!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, those types of facilities are always looking for people with fresh and new ideas! I think you'd be perfect for it.

Anonymous said...

And lookie here, I just found a web page to contact. Oooh, I got excited!

Okay, I have to feed my dogs. Be back in a bit!

sdock10 said...

Do you guys ever get the urge to draw, but don't know what to draw or where to start? I have these brand new pens and a sketch book and the urge but no inspiration.

Damnit, it's like a hungry spot in my belly that I can't seem to fill.

Grrr..frustrating.

Smoke, just sent me a pic of LHM from Panama City. Awwwh!

farawaysoclose said...

But what I'd really like to do is teach Hula to troubled people who might actually need it, instead of who just want it as a vanity project or something. I don't know where to start though. What do you guys think?

that sounds great K! would not have a clue where to start with that though.

sorry just had to put my eldest to bed which is why i wasn't here.

mr bloke is out for about another 30 mins so thats all i've got guys!

my little boy is 3 yrs old tomorrow!!! i cannot believe how quick that has gone! seriously spooky speed!! when each of my other children were 3 yrs old i had a newborn to look after!! kinda weird! i think i baby him so much! but hey he is my last baby so i am allowed to!!

he had a big boys hair cut at the hairdressers and he looks fuckin sweet! he sat in his dr who pyjamas and watched dr who tonight with me and his sisters!! big fuckin alien wasps!! i was screaming like the phobiad witch i am! he asked to go to bed. blesss! i said tomorrow you will be 3 yrs old! he actually wasn't born til 10.27pm but that doesn't really count!

Anonymous said...

Sdock:

I do good to draw a stick figure. :/ I'm terrible.


FASC:
Happy Early Birthday to your son! Time flies, eh?

resurrected wreck said...

I usually find myself doodling costume sketches or embroidery patterns whenever I pick up a pencil and sketch pad, Solly. I've done a few portrait line drawings, but not recently.

sdock10 said...

Awwhh, FASC, listening to you makes me envious. Sometimes I wish I was a mommy.

Anonymous said...

I attempt to draw all the damn time, Solly. And I always fail. But here's one I did a few years ago that came out kinda all right.

sdock10 said...

RW,

I would love to see some of your drawings/sketches/doodles one day. Basically all I do is doodle, but sometimes I take on something really big just to see if I can draw it. I haven't done anything like that in a long time, but for some reason it's calling me again. I think it's really just something to keep my hands busy while my mind goes a million miles an hour. It's nice.

resurrected wreck said...

Do you have a deck where you could sit, put your feet up, have a nice drink & doodle, Solly?

Anonymous said...

Kapunua, I will keep my fingers crossed for you. I hope the injustice you have suffered will ultimately pave the way to a long, happy and rewarding career.

How are you guys doing today?

resurrected wreck said...

That's cool, K!

Anonymous said...

I wish I could draw. I don't think my brain's wired correctly.

resurrected wreck said...

Not bad, anon. How's life treating you?

Anonymous said...

Doing well, Anonymous! How's everything on your end?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad to hear that, Resurrected Wreck. I'm doing pretty good myself!

sdock10 said...

Jules,

That was really good. Thank you for sharing it with me. I wish I had some of mine to share with you. Maybe I can find one somewheres.


Hi Anon,

I'm good. How are you?

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

I think you could draw. Even a doodle can be a pretty cool artistic masterpiece.*

*coming from a professional doodler

Anonymous said...

Great to hear, Anon!



RE: Drawing

I did some pretty badass sketches on my Etch-A-Sketch. Be envious of that! Bwuahaha!

sdock10 said...

RW,

I have a back porch. Does that count as a good doodling place? Will you come and keep the skeeters off of me?

Skeeters love Solly!

farawaysoclose said...

I wish I could draw. I don't think my brain's wired correctly.

thats me also mustard sadly!!
thanks for the boy's bd wishes! time really does fly too damn fast!

K you do have talent!! and you can draw! haha! sorry i have had a large glass of wine on an empty stomach! pretty much my most favourite thing to do!!

solly honey you will! life aint over yet babe!!

see now i am sounding like i have had a large glass of wine on an empty stomach!!
but seriously solly madonna didn't have her first til she was nearly 40yrs i think??

sdock10 said...

FASC,

Tick tock, that's the sound of my clock ticking and time running out on me. I'm not getting any younger ya know?

resurrected wreck said...

I will bring citronella candles and a palm frond fan, Solly!

Anonymous said...

Anon, thank you so much. I really hope it will. The funny thing is that most everyone who knows what happened and knows about where I worked has said, "Congratulations!" ^_^ I have really good feelings about whatever is next. :D

I hope life is treating you well, Anon.

Thank you, guys, about the drawing! That's about as good as it gets for me though, and that took me days. I don't get these people who can sketch up something cool really quickly. That's talent, yo.

sdock10 said...

Gotta run to the store and get the fixins for supper.

Be back in a bit!



Anon, glad to hear you are doing well. Thanks for dropping by, my friend!

resurrected wreck said...

I don't think I have a clock, Solly, just an internal iPod.

Anonymous said...

Later, Sdock!

Get me sumthin' good!

resurrected wreck said...

See ya, solly :D

Anonymous said...

I don't think I have a clock, Solly, just an internal iPod.

I love the way you think, RW! I'm using this! You don't mind, do you? ;)

farawaysoclose said...

bye solly!
blogger ate my last comment like the bitch she is!!

Anonymous said...

I just wrote to the community center and offered to send my resume. I said that I would also volunteer as a teacher to troubled teens or anyone else in need. I'm kind of excited now. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Oh, Jules, that's great. I'm excited for you!

You have me excited for myself, you exciting person, you! :)

resurrected wreck said...

Help yourself, Mustard :)

Anonymous said...

I hear what you're saying, Solly. I'll see you your biological clock and raise you two years! (It is two, right, our age difference?) :D But neither of us smokes or drinks to excess or does a lot of unhealthy stuff, so we should be able to stretch it a little longer. ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

K, that is so cool! in the words of the much adm'red Terry Pratchett: take life by the foreskin! ;)

Anonymous said...

O_o That's, umm, yeah! ^_^

I like the path I'm starting to see here. I just have to make sure I keep burning away the dead brush.

farawaysoclose said...

K, that is so cool! in the words of the much adm'red Terry Pratchett: take life by the foreskin! ;)

sounds very painfull RW!!

solly and K you have years left to procreate!!

right i have to go guys!

will catch some of you for a bit tomorrow!

hey mayo and SS! have a lovely evening!

love to you all!

resurrected wreck said...

It sounds like it's all coming together for you, K :)

Anonymous said...

Bye, FASC!

Tell the little one we said Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

Oooh, now I want to listen to "Come Together."

Aerosmith did a decent cover of that song once. Anyone remember that?

Thanks, FASC! I agree. My eggs are hardy. ;D

resurrected wreck said...

Have fun, FASC :D Happy birthday to your young 'un!

Anonymous said...

Aerosmith, did? That's pretty sweet!

Man, I'm such a dork. You know how sometimes songs will pop in your head for no good reason? Well, that one and "Hello, Goodbye" happens to be the two that are first in line. It drives me pleasantly crazy!

resurrected wreck said...

That sound slike an ancient blessing, K: go in peace, may your eggs be hardy.

resurrected wreck said...

Cat got your tongue, anon @ 4:52pm?

Anonymous said...

Aerosmith's version of Come Together.

No way is it my Johnny Boy's version, but it is really good. And I love Steven Tyler's voice. It kinda works for this.

Anonymous said...

Awesome! Thanks for posting!

Anonymous said...

Haa, I like it, RW! "May your eggs be hardy. May your hips be load-bearing." Heee.

This is going to sound crazy and like I don't ever do anything else, but I am about to make a smoothie. This time it will be straw/rasp/black berry, cherry and acai. YUM.

Oh man, I wish you guys could witness this. I'm playing the Aerosmith Come Together, and Havok (my crow, obviously) is going NUTS, singing along! He's never done this before! It's insane, he's singing along with it, so cute!

Hey anon, you still around? Well if so, I want to thank you again and as always, and send my wishes that you are just fully happy, chill, and fulfilled. ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

"May your seed flourish in the belly of your woo-man."

I love The Young Ones ;)

Anonymous said...

I was farting around on YouTube a couple of weeks back and looking around for choral versions of Beatles songs.

You guys, some of these choirs were angelic. It was so beautiful to listen to.

I came across one choir that performed "Because," and I was absolutely floored. I wish now that I had saved it.

resurrected wreck said...

My mother had a budgie that would dance like mad whenever I put on the song "Just Got Lucky" by the Joboxers.

Anonymous said...

"May your eggs be hardy! Yo ho!"

/Jack Sparrow


Sorry! Couldn't resist.

Anonymous said...

Well, shit.

I'll just go die now. >_<

resurrected wreck said...

Birds love this song

resurrected wreck said...

JoBoxers killed the blog :(

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