Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Conscience Convened Calamity.

Devour me.
Pass me through your lips,
divine.
Chew me up and spit me out,
or swallow me
in time.

Take me.
Pull me in or toss me
aside.
Rejoice in my undying faith
while insinuating
my rhyme.

Shame me.
Judge me with your kind eye,
wise.
Give reason to my rambling
while presuming
my crime.

Reach me
Touch me with your words,
sublime.
Teach me a lesson and rise
or bear witness
my unwind.







p.s. if you continue to hammer the nail the point may find its way clear through or the fucking pounding will cause its head to bury itself too far into the wood to ever be pulled out.

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sdock10 said...

Ouuuchh!

Anonymous said...

And I miss Calaf and/or Spooky anon. WTF, where did that person/those people get to?

sdock10 said...

Calaf/Spooky Anon, I'm calling you out too!!

Jules misses you!!!

Come back!

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

You don't really need footprints anyways, right? So, I mean if you had to burn layers of skin off your body, I guess the bottom of your feet would be the way to go. You might not be able to walk for a few days, but hey....soak it up, baby! Let someone wait on you for a change.



Mayo,

What ya doin??? You gonna come in and tell us your favortist 80's pop song???

"you spin me right round baby, right round"

Or were you more of a Tainted Love fan? Pet Shop Boys? Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Bananarama?

Smoke said...

Pet Shop Boys! Yesss!


Bananarama always makes me think of The Karate Kid.

sdock10 said...

Reckon what kind of 80's music SS listened to?

Duran Duran, Flock of Seagulls, Cyndi Lauper, The Time

Remember, The Time, Smoke? Remember how you liked your The Time record better than Purple Rain????

Jungle Love...!!

sdock10 said...

It's a cruel
It's a cruel, cruel summer


Just sayin...

Anonymous said...

I still have Jungle Love on my iPod. THat song is meffing brill.

Smoke said...

I'm not admitting to that.

Nope.

Smoke said...

Remember your Debbie Gibson album?

Huh?

Electric Blue!!!!

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Admit it!

*growls*

sdock10 said...

I totally won that off the radio and it wasn't electric blue, it was the first one...only in my dreams!!

I think.

Smoke said...

Tiffany anyone?

sdock10 said...

Could've been so beautiful
Could've been so right
Could've been my lovah
everyday of my life

Anonymous said...

hey, kapunua - i checked my email but it hasn't shown up yet. i'll check again when i'm on an actual computer. :)





hi, carmine.
*grin*

sdock10 said...

TJ,

Throw your fist in the air for me one time!! Rock out!

Smoke said...

Jesus Christ Peas and Rice.

sdock10 said...

OOooh, best 80's song ever.


I wanna be a cowboy baby!
And you could be my cowgirl!

Smoke said...

Ummmm, wha?

O_o

Smoke said...

Niiiice, Solly.

Is it just you and me?

I can remember Hall & Oates.

I hated them. >_<

Not sure if I even spelled that right.

sdock10 said...

What? Why Jesus?

Smoke said...

Oh, I don't know. Why not Jesus?

O_O

sdock10 said...

No meffin way! How can you hate Hall and Oates? Nobody hates Hall & Oates.

Private Eyes....Kiss on my List.

Air Supply FTW!!

Love me some Air Supply!

Makin luuvvvv out of nuuthin at allllll!

sdock10 said...

Yeah, I surprise Satan Lucifer Peas and Rice just doesn't roll off your tongue quite the same, does it?

How are your feet?

sdock10 said...

Yeah, I suppose Satan Lucifer Peas and Rice just doesn't roll off your tongue quite the same, does it?

How are your feet?



Suppose, not surprise.

sdock10 said...

Spam up Mayo's blog much, sdock??

Why yes, I believe I do. Especially on Sundays. I proclaim today to be Spammy Jappy Sunday!

Smoke said...

No it doesn't. Hmmm, my feet are okay now.

Umm, Hall & Oates are irritating.

Smoke said...

Spammy Jappy Sunday?

Cool.

So, now what?

sdock10 said...

I think we like talk about stuff and wait for others to appear and tell us to STFU or something.

Why can't I think of more 80's icons???

I mean Madonna, Michael Jackson, Prince, duhh..but who are some others.


Anons, lurkers, anyone??

Anonymous said...

Amyranth said...

Hey guys?

If you could pick one picture on the internet that you feel best describes you inside, what would that picture be?

SS and Mayo too.




I would pick the Taijitu symbol, Amyranth.

Smoke said...

The Cure.

Taylor Dayne.

Kylie Minogue.

New Edition.

Yes, I just said New Edition.

Smoke said...

Hey there dude! How's you?

Smoke said...

God, I miss the 80's.

Things were simple in the 80's.

I didn't have bills and shit in the 80's.

Anonymous said...

I'm doing good, thanks for asking.

How is life treating you?

sdock10 said...

Niiiice, Smoke.

New Edition.

I forgot about them.

Smoke said...

OOoh, Solly! Remember Pocket Simon?

And Etch-a-Sketch?

Hee-hee.

I'm depressing myself now.

sdock10 said...

Hey Anon,

We are spamming up Mayo's blog. How's life in your world?

Anonymous said...

Hi anon.

I hope you are keeping out of trouble.

Smoke said...

I'm good, Anon. Just recovering from my trip to Alabama.


Now it's back to real life. Ewww.

Anonymous said...

I always try my best, Lucy Lu.

sdock10 said...

How about the Speak and Spell? I was so gonna get me a speak and spell and win that damned spelling bee, but I never got one and I never won the spelling bee. Damnit!

I mean I won like the little spelling bee but like the big one. I totally missed antiseptic...WHAT??? Yes.

*hangs head*

And now, I can't spell shit.

Smoke said...

Bullshit. I don't believe you, Anon. ^_^

It's no fun staying out of trouble.

Haha!

sdock10 said...

Anon,

You have to get into some trouble sometimes. That's part of the fun.

Smoke said...

Hi Lucy! How are you?

sdock10 said...

Do you ever go back and read some of the things you have written about this place?

I swear to God I have like 32 different shades of myself. It's like reading a different person sometimes. I don't even recognize her.

Anonymous said...

Thank you again for what you did for me, you made me grin like a loony. I owe you some hobnobs. Did you see my comment about my annoying friend?

Anonymous said...

Hi Smok *waves*

Glad I am off work tomorrow!

sdock10 said...

and by "about this place", I mean here, there, everywhere. I mean BlogBelieve.

sdock10 said...

Hey Lucy,

It's back to the real world for both Smoke and myself.

Grrrr.....

Anonymous said...

Aw man, PCD sucks ass.

Anonymous said...

Annoying friends are often the best kind, dont you think?

Anonymous said...

I feel for you both *hugs*

Anonymous said...

120 miles to go!

-anima

Anonymous said...

PCD?

Smoke said...

PCD does suck.

I wonder if I am an annoying friend to anyone?

O_O

Probably. ^_^

sdock10 said...

PCD is a bitch.

*post concert depression

I must find another one quickly!!

I road by our little traveling fair thing today and I told my boyfriend that I should totally quit my job and join the fair people. Become a fair person. One city to another, just working the rides and selling funnel cakes and pretzels. He just looked at me.

I said, I'm serious.

Anonymous said...

i'll bet you Tony Stewart was thinner in the 80's, he probably only had two chins back then.


hahahahahhahaha



jr rules

Anonymous said...

dude, it's great to see you!

-anima, tj, elena

sdock10 said...

Anon,

Post Concert Depression!!! You mark the day on the calendar. You live it, you eat it, you breathe it, you feel it and then the day comes, YOU BLINK and it's over.

But for that split second, everything was perfect.

And you can't wait to get that feeling back again.

Anonymous said...

dude, it's great to see you!

-anima, tj, elena

sdock10 said...

Jr Anon,

Where did you come from? You were sent here to make Smoke smile and squeal and huff and puff!!

Nice.

Smoke said...

Jr Anon,

STFU. ^_~

sdock10 said...

Anima, TJ, Elena,


Stay safe! And rock your socks off!

Anonymous said...

damn. double post. :/

-anima

Anonymous said...

I'm so sorry to hear that, Sdock.

But did you enjoy the show? Did you make some special memories? Did you have fun?

Smoke said...

Hey Anima, TJ and Elena! Hope you all are having a great time!

Anon,

I wrote a superb review of the show we went to in case you get bored and need to laugh. Actually, I suck at writing but hey, anyhoo.

Anonymous said...

absolutely solly! I will throw a few fists for you too!

-anima

Anonymous said...

Okay TJ, cool! ^_^

Guys, I just talked to Jo-chan and I told her about the concert. I pretty much had to because we're leaving tomorrow straight from picking her up. This way she can wear the shirt she wants to wear (MARIO BROTHERS I KID YOU NOT!) and comfy sneakers to jump around and dance to TBS. ^_^ (She has JRA like me so comfy sneakers are a must.) And she can wear her glasses instead of contact lenses, which would get all dry and nasty by around midnight.

She did freak out though. I told her, "(Mummy K and I are going to a SOOPER SEKRIT concert tomorrow, Taking Back Sunday and Envy On The Coast." She was like, "Oh. Wow, that's cool for you guys!" And I said, "Uhh, and so are you. See you after school." She was all, "LOLWUT? Come on seriously. Wait, what? OMG FOR REAL?!"

It was cool. :)

Anonymous said...

sdock, i will definitely throw my fist in the air for you tonight! :)

oh, and we finally managed to get to a starbucks -- i'm enjoying my candy, a coffee frappeccino. :)








wax on, wax off, carmine.

Anonymous said...

Sorry I came banging in here like that. I just got really sexcited. Hi everyone! Hi Anon! :)

Smoke said...

That's awesome, K! I am totally jealous! ^_^

sdock10 said...

Anon,

Yes, I did. My sister and I only lasted 10 mins in the pit, but it was the best 10 mins of my life. Did I just say that? For once, I got to see up close, the passion in those guys' eyes. You can tell they love to do what they do. And I got to feel the energy in the crowd. It was amazing. The pit was scary as hell. I'm too short and not mean enough and I lost my cell phone. Dangit.

But, all in all...I wouldn't change a thing. I had my sister, my favorite band, my music, and 2000 other friends with me. What more could I ask for?

sdock10 said...

Smoke's Sloss Review!

Alright, this will probably be a little spastic but here goes!So, this is how much I love My Chemical Romance, right? Last year, I drove to Tampa twice to see them. Once, to Tampa and back in the same day. Not an easy trip really but it was well worth it. This time, we decided on Birmingham. Now, let me just say this, I love the South. I really do. The people in Birmingham are extremely nice and very helpful to two lost as fuck Georgia girls. Well, as far as the trip goes, I’ll make a long story short. Bald tires on a 120,000 mile car that’s been wrecked a few times plus a 6 hour drive does not make for a stress-free ride. We did make it though. Niiiiice. I even had to go buy some new tires. Yuck.Just a side-note, there ain’t a meffin’ thing in Birmingham. Just sayin’…..We get to Sloss Furnace about 1:30 and the show started about 7:00. There were kids that had been there all morning. It was pretty cool though. The only bad thing was there was no restrooms. A big thank you to all the McDonald’s for helping us out. ^_^Okay, so me and Sdock finally get in a little after 6:00 and head down to the stage. There were no seats at all. It was like a big warehouse or shelter really. Drive By opens up and I was really impressed by them. Seriously, they are good. Gonna buy me a cd when I get a chance for sure. Billy Talent was next. I didn’t really get into them but he did say a really cool thing about how the people there had renewed his faith in good people. It was nice. Now, Solly and I have been in the pit this whole time and it was okay. Not that bad. I was in da PIT! ^_^ Oh boy, I had no idea what I was in for. After Billy Talent was through, all hell breaks loose. Girls started pushing and shoving and NOBODY WAS ON STAGE! WTF? I had no idea that fifteen year old girls could be so evil. There were people smaller than me there and it was scary. When MCR hit the stage, we were no more than fifteen feet away from Frank Iero. FRANK MEFFIN’ IERO! OMG! Yeah, I am fangirling for a bit. Sorry, but the dude is awesome. Snap back to reality. Shoving, pushing, not being able to breathe. It was like hell had opened up and it was being run by a bunch of teenage girls. O_O We did manage to have two big boys beside us. They were about 6’4 and 200lbs. Niiiiice. The one behind me was all squishy. I tell ya, I had to get over my fear of touching people real quick and if nine months from now I find myself in labor, I know why. Trouble is, I won’t know the daddy. O_oSdock lost her phone. Some girl got trampled. We had to leave. So we went to the back and stood for the rest of the show. It was awesome, as usual. Gerard was sick and you could tell he was having a hard time but he still sounded awesome. Mikey was head banging! That was cool. It was the first time I got to see Mikey. YAY! What can I say about them that hasn’t already been said? Those guys are something special. I do believe that.After the show, we went out and waited around the gate where the bus would be leaving. It was us and about thirty kids. I was so hoping that Frank would come out and talk to us but he didn’t.:( It’s cool though, ya know? I understand that sometimes they just can’t. I just wanted to tell him about these two little girls I had overheard earlier that day. They couldn’t have been more than eleven or twelve and they were so excited to be there. They were the cutest things all dressed up. When MCR’s bus pulled in that afternoon, we all walked over to the fence and watched it. They were squealing and laughing. Then I overheard one of them talking about Frank. You’d expect them to be talking about how cute he is or how pretty Gerard is but no, that’s not what she said. She said, “Frank is so awesome because when he plays onstage, you can see how much he enjoys it. He smiles.” That’s all she said. That was just so awesome to me and I thought he’d like to hear that. To know that there are still fans out there, even the little ones, that can see his passion and appreciate it. So, I almost tripped over my bottom lip while walking back to the car….:( Nah! It was all good! Hell, I tried and failed at the pit but managed to keep my husband's $200 sunglasses on top of my head! And now, I am so glad to be back here! I’ve missed you all so much!

Smoke said...

Oh well, damn. There ya go! Hope you wanted to read it! ^_^

Anonymous said...

I tell ya, I had to get over my fear of touching people real quick and if nine months from now I find myself in labor, I know why. Trouble is, I won’t know the daddy.

That part cracks me up, Princess. ^_^

sdock10 said...

Jules,

You know that I will be living through you tomorrow, right? You gonna call me during the show like I did for Fimble???

You gonna try and catch essence of Adam in a bottle for me??

sdock10 said...

Princess is too modest. She is a great concert reviewer!! She's funny as hell!!

You guys should have to ride with us. It was laughs all the way and back.

Oh and lots of singing!!

Anonymous said...


You gonna try and catch essence of Adam in a bottle for me??


Err, are you sure you want that? ;D

The venue is so teeny. They are going to sweat on us no matter where we stand.

MY PANCE! AGAIN I SHEET ZEM!

Smoke said...

Seriously, Jules. My husband would have been mad as hell if he could have seen me leaned up against that squishy boy! He was comfy though. ^_^

MissTottenham said...

Hiya everyone. Hiya Mayo. Hiya SS.

How is everyone tonight?


COME ON ROCKET RONNIE! It's the final tonight.


*waves to Wendy* Just cos hee hee!

Carrie - Glad you liked your Royal Mail.

Entropy - I hope you had the best time at the concert.

OP's - thanks for the great review. I'd love to go to Memphis myself one day. I'd love to see Graceland.

GS - Have a great time at the Sci-fi convention. I'm jealous.

Kapunua - I hope you have the best time seeing TBS.




What's happenning dudes?

Anonymous said...

Hi MissT! Thank you so much, I know I will! :D

Anonymous said...

Onions?

Smoke said...

Haha!

Hi MissT!

MissTottenham said...

I know you will K. I can sense that already you have a huge beaming smile just thinking baout it.

sdock10 said...

MissT!

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!!

How are you??

MissTottenham said...

Hiya smoke babes. How's the tiara tonight?

*wow, razzle dazzle girl*

Anonymous said...

If by "huge beaming smile" you mean "I am peeing on the floor in total joy" then yeah, totally! :D

Then, if Leathermouth goes on tour or whatever, me, Solly, Princess, probably a bunch of others from here are all going to go meet up to see them. Can you imagine? O_o

MissTottenham said...

Hiya solly sweetheart.

I'm good thanks. How's you's? Still missing the elusive PPU?

Anonymous said...

So you were at Sloss Furnace, I hear that place is haunted. Thats an awesome review. I'm so glad you had a rad time.

Kapunua, small venues rule.

sdock10 said...

Jules,

You don't think Essence of Adam would be nice on like say a nice crisp green salad??

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with me?

MissTottenham said...

Now I am jealous K. If only I can learn the ability to fly by then I might be able to join you.

Can't see it myself though.

sdock10 said...

MissT,

I am always missing or always lost. It's one of the other.


Anon,

We did! We had a great time. I was sore for 2 days after, but it was an awesome show.

The Tabernacle in Atlanta is an awesome small venue. It's an old church!!

Smoke said...

Yeah, it supposed to be. I tell ya, I wouldn't want to be left there alone at night. That whole part of town is freakin' creepy. Like deserted almost.

It was unbelievable. ^_^

MissT,

The tiara is shining bright. Can you see it? ^_^

MissTottenham said...

Argh! I'm blind, I'm blind.


*reaches out to fumble around*

Oh, I do beg my pardon. Who's boob was that?

Smoke said...

You don't think Essence of Adam would be nice on like say a nice crisp green salad??

You have lost your mind. O_0

Anonymous said...

I'd love to stay and shoot the breeze but I have shit to get done.

Be good to each other.

sdock10 said...

Didn't you just hear me? I said I was always missing or LOST!!

Hello!! You tune me out, I swear.

Anonymous said...

Solly has lost her mind. But it's more fun without it. ;D

They sure do rule, Anon. :D And Mummy K is going, too. Mummy K hasn't been to a rock concert since she took me to see, I think it was David Lee Roth (I thought Steve Vai was the most incredible person on earth) back in '88 or so. O_o

MissTottenham said...

Hi and bye anon.

Anonymous said...

Okay Anon! You take care of yourself. Catch ya later, Bill and Ted. ^_^

Smoke said...

Take care of yourself, okay?

It was nice to talk to you!

MissTottenham said...

*puts hands to eyes and scan the horizon*


No solly, you are not lost yet cos I can see you.

sdock10 said...

Anon,

Thanks for dropping by and hanging with us. And asking me about my concert brought back all those happy memories and made me smile. That's really what it's all about.

Oh and next time I write to you, I hope to make it about more than the onions. Stick with me, I'm working on it.

Smoke said...

All she has to do is follow the tiara and she'll never be lost, MissT.

Kind of like a lighthouse.

Niiiice.

MissTottenham said...

LOL smoke.

You are the guiding light.

Anonymous said...

carmine.

*stern look*

you'd better be doing something productive, like practicing your tap-dancing.

Smoke said...

I am, MissT!

Hahaha!

Well, I gotta go to the store. Be back in a few!

^_^

MissTottenham said...

See ya later smokie girl.

resurrected wreck said...

Onions, eh?

Somebody cooking?

MissTottenham said...

Hiya RW, you at your parents yet?

MissTottenham said...

So, I have figured out what this post is about.


It is Mayo trying to tell us that he is gay.

The tittle C,C,C.

We have in sheffield an outdoors activities shop called C,C,C's Camping and caravaning store.


Camping = camp

Camp = Gay

It is so simple








Ha ha ha ha just joking of course.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Miss T :)

Not yet. I fly out tomorrow morning and will be at their place tomorrow evening.

How's your weekend been?

MissTottenham said...

It's been nice and lazy RW. How about you?


I hope you have a safe trip tomorrow.

resurrected wreck said...

I just slopped ketchup all over my PJs.

*sigh*

Guess I'll be doing a load of laundry tonight.

MissTottenham said...

LOL RW!

resurrected wreck said...

Thank you, Miss K :)

I should have been home cleaning and packing today. But I had an offer from a friend to join her at this year's Clothing Show, so I went to that. I shall be running around like a mad thing tonight to get prepped for my trip!

MissTottenham said...

But as long as you enjoyed it RW.

resurrected wreck said...

I did!

I found a skirt with the world's most improbable print - Don Quixote fighting the windmill. It's been one of my fave images for years so, of course, I had to have it!

MissTottenham said...

That's cool RW. It was fate that you went there.

resurrected wreck said...

Indeed, Miss T :)

Now I am sorting through my funky wardrobe deciding what stuffs to bring with me to the prairies.

resurrected wreck said...

And I got my hair colour refreshed yesterday. I always love getting my hair done :)

MissTottenham said...

Well, you have to take your new purchase for a start.

MissTottenham said...

Oooooo pretty new hair too. You will look dashing young girl.

resurrected wreck said...

I always like to citify myself whenever I go out to visit the folks. I like to see the looks on their faces when they see me with wild-coloured hair or a facial piercing ;)

MissTottenham said...

Ha ha ha ha! What has happened to our precious daughter.

elena said...

Holy crap we have been stuck in traffic for the last half hour

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Elena, how are you?

Traffic sucks.

resurrected wreck said...

I just realized that I left my $70 hat in my purse overnight after walking through a rainstorm. It's damp and totally crushed :/

I am so out of it this week! I'm usually on top of things, I don't know what's wrong!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Elena :) Where are you heading, another show?

Bellatrix said...

Hello guys!
How've you been?


Hey anon,good to see you!
Take care of yourself,my balanced friend. :)

MissTottenham said...

Bugger RW. Not litterally of course.

resurrected wreck said...

0_0

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Bella sweetie. I'm good thanks. How are you tonight?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Bellatrix :)

I'm running around like a mad woman. How are you today?

resurrected wreck said...

Speaking of running around, I must head out again. Promised my parents I'd bring them out some custard tarts, so it's off to the Portuguese bakery I go!

Back in a bit...

Bellatrix said...

Better than yesterday, but I still have a terrible cough.
*sigh*

Thanks for asking!


Why are you running RW?
:/

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...
I would pick the Taijitu symbol, Amyranth.

Unity through peace and serenity?

-A

MissTottenham said...

See you later RW.


I'm glad to hear that you are feeling better Bella.

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Amyranth, how are you sweetie?

Bellatrix said...

Bye RW!
*HUG*

Thanks MissT.

Hey Amy!

MissTottenham said...

So mayo, How long you been a member of the:

Calgary Canoe Club.


Is this your hint?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Amyranth said...

Hiya MissT!

Long time no see for you either!!

Calgary Canoe Club.

MAYO! Way to tell me you're in the Calgary Canoe Club.

Bugger.

-A will brb.

MissTottenham said...

Yeah, long time no see Amy. Great to see you now though.

Anonymous said...

will you stop playing around with me

MissTottenham said...

Hi anon, who's playing with you?

That sounded rude.

Anonymous said...

how long has mayo had NOPE in his profile

sdock10 said...

I'm back!

Wassup BlogBelievers?

Bellatrix said...

Nope?

Oh well...

Hi Mayo!



Onions...and Ouija Boards!! AH!

sdock10 said...

Oh goodness, I dunno. Did he just change it?

MissTottenham said...

hiya again solly.



Anon, I never even noticed. Ha ha ha ha Mayo.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys! I'm dyeing my hair too, RW. I suck so badly at it.

Bellatrix said...

I believe so,sdock.
Hi,by the way!

Mayo...does that mean you don't agree?

sdock10 said...

Lurky McSneakerlurkerson!! Well, I guess that's not really fair seeing as how it is his own blog and all. Can you lurk your own blog?

The answer is NOPE!

Anonymous said...

WTH? "Nope" what, meffer?

Bellatrix said...

Hola Kapu!

MissTottenham said...

Good luck with that K.


Oh bugger Mayo, does that mean you are not into canoeing ha ha ha!

MissTottenham said...

Are you not into camping either ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

Promised my parents I'd bring them out some custard tarts

YOU'RE a custom tart.

^___^

sdock10 said...

I hope it means he didn't mind that I fucked with his post and made a brand new one out of it. Maybe he answering all of our questions with a NOPE!

Niiiiice!

That means...he didnt rock the mullet, or wear neon, or spike his hair.

Anonymous said...

Hello Bella! Hi MissT! Yeah, I dye my hair a lot and I always eff it up. It's just hair; it grows back. ;)

Anonymous said...

Or, "NOPE" I am not going to put your icons back up. Heehee. Fine, bitch. Nah I'm just kidding, I have no idea what it means.

MissTottenham said...

What colour K?

sdock10 said...

Laugh at us, Mayo.

Laugh hard, dude.

We eat this shit up with a spoon and let it run down our fucking chins and wipe it on our sleeves!!!

MissTottenham said...

Yeah Mayo, Solly is right. Have some fun with us.


I shall start off the daftness with a moonie.


*pulls down trou and wiggles bare bum cheeks*


Who's next?

Maybe we can get a mexican wave of moonies going in blogland.

Anonymous said...

That's dirty, Solly.

MissT, some kind of effed up red. But I put black henna in my hair a few months ago so it's not going to take. I like to have my hair red in the summer and black in the winter. Red or brown is better in the summer. ^_^

MissTottenham said...

Sounds nice K.


I like the summer cos it lightens my hair from dirty blond to proper blond.

Anonymous said...

That's cool, MissT! When I was a little girl I would have killed to be a blonde. You guys have much more freedom than we do with colors and junk.

Bellatrix said...

"We eat this shit up with a spoon and let it run down our fucking chins and wipe it on our sleeves!!!"

O_o

sdock10 said...

Well, I told him this morning I was filthy but faithful.

Fuck, I didn't mean it to sound that dirty. You dirty minded ho's!!!!

Mayo, LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD! Right now, do it! I dare you. Do it! And then look around all crazy like and when someone asks you if you are going to tell them why you are laughing, smirk and say NOPE!

MissTottenham said...

Yeah K, any colour goes nice on top of blond.

I am lucky like that. Cos it still looks good as it fades out slowly.

Anonymous said...

Rub it in, MissT. ;D

Hey Mayo! Yank a few more strings! We dance real crazy, don't we? ;D

MissTottenham said...

Well, as no one is joining me in a moonie and my bum is now cold and goose bumpy, I shall pull my trou back up.

sdock10 said...

What? Why are you guys acting like I am the only one who licks this shit up??? You guys are full of poo poo and Mayo knows it!!

Nope is a good word, but I still like almost better.

Did you get that done? Almost
Are we there yet? Almost
Are you fucking ready yet? Almost

See it works!

As does, Nope.

Anonymous said...

Oh hells yes, I know that Mayo is giggling at our stupid antics. "OMG NOPE WHAT? IS THAT TO ME????" ;)

Sorry MissT, but it is freezing here and my ass is staying covered.

MissTottenham said...

Solly, I prefer the words: Here, take my credit card.

hee hee!

MissTottenham said...

LOL K.

Cold asses all round then.

Amyranth said...

So, if Mayo's not in the Calgary Canoe Club, then is he:

Californian Crater Checker?

Canadian Creek Cruiser?

Chinese Chicken Catcher?

Captain Cheese Carver?

Cthulhu's Crevice Cleaner? (Messy job, I hear)

-A

Smoke said...

Hey crazy people. Wassup?

I'm torn between 'so' and 'whatever', Mayo.

sdock10 said...

Here Mayo!

*hands Mayo a hairbrush*

Now, you have to sling the fucker as hard as you can.

Feel better now?

Nope?

Amyranth said...

Oooh! Credit Card Curser!

(especially when he sees the bill we've racked up)


-A

MissTottenham said...

You've cracked it Amy.

sdock10 said...

The best word is "fuck". You can add that to anything to spice things up a bit.

So many uses....

*Solly is manic today, more so than usual*

Anonymous said...

Mayo, answering something that TJ or Elena or ANima said to you??

MissTottenham said...

My fave word is pizza but you all know that.

sdock10 said...

Hey Amy!!!



Smoke,

So and whatever are niiiice! And there is no comeback to them whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

we are here!

resurrected wreck said...

YOU'RE a custom tart.

0_0

Just got back from the Portuguese bakery. So in the time I've been gone I see Subtle has taken to playing with Ouija boards and Mayo is refusing something.

MissTottenham said...

Hiya TJ, how's you's?



Hi again smoke.

Anonymous said...

Tch, this is what I think Mayo is answering:

When he's done with this blog and the lovelies he will shut you out the same with. Without remorse or pity. So enjoy it while you can.

NOPE!

Right?

Amyranth said...

MissT, some of my favorite words stat with S.

Sex
Supper!
S'mores
Snow day (okay, I cheated.)

-A

Fimble Star said...

wow mayo,

so, nope could be that i wasnt in on the super special secret that you have, and that really, you are not my gay next door neighbour that skinny dips showing me his arse.

well, i am stumped. i have no idea what the secret is. you have me there. :)

hello everyone, how are you all.

sorry i mised you anon, but heck, like my friend said, you are never to far away from us :)

Amyranth said...

Or he was answering if he was part of The Calgary Canoe Club.

I looked, and there's no M. Naise registered.

-A

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

How are you feeling today? Everything going super smoothly for you on this Sunday?

Man, it's tough to not ask a yes or nope question.

MissTottenham said...

That's cool Amy hee hee!



Hiya Fimmy, how are you?

Fimble Star said...

i am very well thank you misst. it is too hot here, 86*F and stuffy. how are you?

resurrected wreck said...

*tackles Fimmy on the new page*

Anonymous said...

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

How are you feeling today? Everything going super smoothly for you on this Sunday?

Man, it's tough to not ask a yes or nope question.



Seriously.

Mayo, why not put those agile fingers of yours to work and say "Hey homeslices, what's up, I am having a good day," or "Screw off, don't bother me, I am throwing a hairbrush."

Anonymous said...

Oh, hurry for lurking Fimble! You thief, you stealer! :D

sdock10 said...

Fuck, I wanted to be first. Now my Sunday is shot to hell!!

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks fimmy.

Nice to see you back.

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