A few weeks ago I was talking to a friend of mine who told me that he was feeling pressured to modify is behavior. In particular, his use of profanity was called into question. He went on to tell me that his superiors consider particular words and phrases to be offensive.
So, he was asked, and then ordered, to suppress his usage of the following words: fuck, motherfucker, cocksucker, cunt, prick, bastard, jackass, asshole, shit, damn, fuck-head, and ass-fuck, and phrases such as: shut the fuck up fuck-wit, fuck you, motherfucking ass licking jerk off, ass wipe fuck puppet, shit for brains, no good motherfucking son-of-a-bitch cocksucker.
He tried to plead his case to his superiors. My friend expressed his concern to them that without such words and phrases his intentions would be misinterpreted. He explained that he would be hard pressed to find alternative ways to express himself. The integrity of his emotions and his true feelings could not be completely or properly expressed without such words and phrases.
He refused restraint.
His superiors told him “Tough shit.” And that is why he called me. So I gave him this piece of advice, I told him “Why the fuck do you care what they fucking think? If they find what you say to be offensive tell them to fucking ignore you.”
My friend quietly contemplated my advice and then said “Fuck yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do.”
He has since lost his job, but he sure is a happy little motherfucker!
p.s. I agree repetition may be in order.
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corndogs are just wrong, same as cheesedogs. why on earth do people eat them, they are sickly ewww
These rule the biscuit world
NO FAIR!!
I love chocolate-covered Hobnobs :)
These are donut holes, Fim.
You know why Americans have donut holes?
Because, donuts won't cook all the way through to the middle and donut makers everywhere don't want to lose money on wasted donut dough, so to make Americans happy, they take out the centers of a donut and dunk them in grease so we can eat 4x the amount we normally would! :)
oh I've seen that funnel cake but does it have a different name?
I love crostoli - I always get it at my hubby's family do's
(in the first pic with the Nonna and second last pic)
crostoli
oh we call corn dogs dagwood dogs
most fair food is awful!
we have battered savs (battered adn deep fried saveloy sausages - like a big thick red skinned sausage - YUCK!)
right, donut holes are just ew. they do not taste like donuts but saying that i dont like donuts so i cant really comment on it hehehehe.
hob nobs are not the best but they are clos. bourbons are the best and you better believe it.
ergo,is it some sort of italian dish? it sounds italian
missT they sell hobnobs here! adn I associate them with Mr Bean, but not the choc coated ones.
They are nice
I love shortbread too
Mustard, my friend worked in a donut shop in highschool. She told me the same thing.
I do love donut holes.
It makes me think of muffin tops.
Oh wait, I was looking for those cookies...
What does a hobnob look like?
Here in Canada we call donut holes Tim Bits, Mustard.
one of the tastiest snacks
can you handle a pot noodle?
I posted a pic of hobnobs mustard, scroll up a little.
Cool Ergo, you know the mighty hobnob.
Funnel cakes are the best things ever. Man, we just fry everything in grease, don't we?
Speaking of, OMG, FRYBREAD, PEOPLE! FRYBREAD. Frybread with sugar, frybread with corn, frybread with rice, frybread with veggies, frybread with jam. FRYBREAD.
Tim Bits
Who's Tim? ;)
Timbits
frybread?
has anyone had eggy read. get some bread and dipp it in some whisked egg.. then fry it and put sugar on top.
is that the same as fry bread?
Fim, that looks like a container.
I don't want to eat a container. :)
;)
FRYBREADFRYBREADFRYBREADFRYBREAD
FRYBREADFRYBREADFRYBREADFRYBREAD
FRYBREADFRYBREADFRYBREADFRYBREAD
FRYBREADFRYBREADFRYBREADFRYBREAD
orLY?
fim - crostoli is pastry, cut into strips with a zig zig cutter and given a twist in the middle and deep fried, served with icing sugar
Siscilian and Italian dessert with coffee
absolutely divine!!
its wat is in the container that counts slash. didnt you knwo that?
i will have to try and look out for it. never heard of it before
This is a "Bloomin' Onion."
Another fried thing.
Fried.
Fried.
Fried.
I do eggy bread!
you can do it savoury or sweet , great with bacon and fried tomato or sweet with sugar or syrup! yummmm
Tmbits, Mustard, not Tim's bits! 0_0
Thanks a lot people, now I am going to rummage in my kitchen for something sweet.
mustard what on earth is that?
is it onion?
Hobnobs look like an oatmeal cookie.
Nummy frybread!
Fried battered onion, EP.
haha anon
hope you find something, any idea what you'll have?
I just had a choc brownie and ginger beer
oh the onion thing is wat we have here, it is in outback restaurant i think. i dont liek it.
anon, will you go and get me some food please? what are you going to get?
Tmbits, Mustard, not Tim's bits! 0_0
Well, I wondered how long it would take for someone to get that!!!
Ergo:
'Tis. It's a battered and fried onion.
Oh! Bannock! I know bannock :)
Blogger ate my comment.
Bitch.
What are you going to eat, anon? You know what I'm thinking of (aside from frybread?) Fig Newtons.
OOHHHHHHHHHHH frybread is like a naan bread from india i think. you hav it with curries. its so nice, especially the garlic ones. i am sure i am addicted to garlic. love it.
i have just eaten some m&m's
I LOVE FIG NEWTONS!!!
Beaver tails
i could just eat a big stuffed crust pizza with pepparoni and sausage on top. mmmmmmmm
and i could drink a pint of stella for some reason. nice and cold
Alex, I'll take desserts from the 1800s, please.
I had candy for dinner, FS.
what are fig newtons?
I'm addicted to garlic, too. It's really good for you actually.
Like most americans I'm also addicted to sugar, like really badly. I go back and forth and on good weeks I can replace sucrose with fructose.
But hot damn I loves me some brownies.
I have fig newtons in the house, damnit. And I shouldn't eat them.
Fig Newtons!!!!!!!
Mayo, would you like a cookie?
you had canndy for tea rw? that is no good. get down to your land lady and demand her to make you some tea.
You too, SS. We've got lots to go around!
^^^Up there, Fim. Just posted them.
They're this figgy cookie thing, but not really a cookie.
Mostly they're made of awesome. Almost as awesome as finger skillz.
Fig Newtons RULE.
why is garlic good for you?
you had canndy for tea rw? that is no good. get down to your land lady and demand her to make you some tea.
I have a feeling she'd just look at me funny, FS, and then her cats would chase me back to my apartment.
oh i see, cheers for that. we have them in england when i was there. i think they were called fruit rolls tho not sure. miss t, am i correct or am i thinking of something else
Let's do candy bars.
Ergo:
POST THAT SHIT!
I also like date squares. My mother makes great date squares.
Fim, garlic supposedly prevents different kinds of cancers. Also it is an anti inflammatory (I think,) and kills a lot of germs.
Man, I'll have to look this up.
Anon? Are you still around and are you someone we know, have missed, and want to squish?
but you love cats. you would enjoy her cats chasing you wouldnt you
This is a Snickers candy bar.
It's chocolate, nougat, caramel, and peanutty goodness.
the anon is still in their kitchen. i hope they bring me some food back
Here we are, Fim. Garlic health benefits.
Also, YUM.
Me, too.
I'm hungry.
Garlic is good for your circulatory system, I do believe.
I think.
You are right fimmy.
Did you know that if you boil a can of condensed milk - that's right, the whole can in a big pot of boiling water - it makes a sticky custardy dessert.
best chocolate bar ever
are you a dime?
Wow, RW. I didn't know that.
What's it taste like?
I like garlic. But everything changed when I went the the Stinking Rose in San Fran.
Only in moderation. :)
No dude, Green and Black's 80% cocoa is the best chocolate bar ever. It's like it has sex with your tongue.
These are pancakes and also known as flapjacks.
Yes, all that shit goes on top ;)
cheers for that jules, it can cure the common cold as well. i think i will be on that.
cheers miss t, you know i struggle bless ya
Wow, RW. I didn't know that.
What's it taste like?
I haven't tried it myself, Mustard, but I understand it's like a very swet thick custard. Good served with a splash of cream, or some ice cream.
slash, they are called scottish pancakes over in england. i used to have small ones for breakfast
swet=sweet
And I love how the did the study on dark chocolate, the cacoa thing.
Who would have thought it helped your heart?
I'm having cinnamon-sugar toast. It's yummy.
Oooo! I haven't had cinnamin toast in ages!
This conversation is making my teeth hurt!
They made that into a cereal for people who don't have time to make the real stuff :(
what is cinniman sugar toast?
Mustard, this is chocolate covered flapjack.
Flapjack
you guys are all killing me. D:
i'm making dinner right now, but i want what you guys are describing.
all of it.
Buttered toast topped with brown sugar and cimmamon, FS.
miss t, i dont like those. we used to have them in school
rw, cheers for that. i have never heard of itbut i dont like cinnamin.
tj, hey there. what you making for tea?
Whoa! MissT!
Your flapjacks don't look like our flapjacks O_O
They look like chocolate covered Rice Crispy treats.
peas porridge, fimble.
i want a curry pot noodle. :(
Banana Bread, Apple Crisp, Chocolate Chip Cookies and Pumpkin Cheesecake.
-A
Hey TJ! Hey Amy!
Toast with butter, cinnamon and sugar on top. I had to grind a cinnamon stick to make it so it took awhile.
Sadly no, I am not He Who is Missed.
BEST BAR EVER!!!
TORRONUT!!!!
and we have snickers
if you boil condensed milk it makes caramel, for caramel tart
don't let it boil dry the tin explodes
Simmer the can of condensed milk (unopened) in a saucepan of water for about 3/4 to 1 hour. Allow to cool slightly. If the can is too hot, you can get a bit of a mess and burn yourself. Mix the caramel with the juice of one lemon. Fill a cooked pastry shell. Refrigerate for a while to allow to set. Enjoy.
I'll bet it's even better with fresh ground cinnamon.
We used to have them at school too fim but I love it.
Fim, at school, did you have rice pudding with a blob of jam and race your mates to see who could stir it the fastest and make it go pink first?
Anon:
You used a real cinnamon stick? Bless you. You don't see people using the real spices anymore.
Ergo!!! Yeah!
toffee crisp
now this is heaven
Thanks for that recipe, EP! :D
The resipe I've seen for boiled condensed milk cooks it to a jelly consistency, and you can slice it when it's done.
Hiya Mustard! Hi everyone!
He Who Is Missed is going to be He Who Gets His Arse Kicked Repeatedly if he doesn't come back soon.
-A
RW's idea of edible heaven.
Do we kno wyou then, anon?
ANd while we're here, I have to sing the praises of simple wheat bread with pure black cherry extract poured aaaallll over it. It's a thing of great beauty.
hi mustard. :)
amyranth, it's like you stabbed me four times. seriously. i want.
Oh Anon! I was thinking about cinnamon toast before!
oooh spooky
it is the best
I used to butter the toast and cut it into strips then shake it in a bag with the sugar and cinnamon
Fim:
Your toffee bar may be like our Heath bar.
anon, dont worry i didnt think you was him but i hope you stay and make us hungry.
is that what you are having for tea or is it like your dessert?
hey amy
tj, i have never heard of pea porridge. i would gladly send you a curry pot noodle. do you have them there?
miss t - totally i won every time. i was the best with the spoon. did you ever win?
Our flapjacks are made of oats.
I like Skor Bar.
hi amyranth and TJ
Mustard I keep all my spices in the freezer they keep better, but my grinder broke so I and to mortar and pestle last time, which is ok but takes longer
We should do a recipe swap! Our favourite sweets recipes :)
but my grinder broke so I and to mortar and pestle last time, which is ok but takes longer
Yeah, it's almost like returning to the caveman days.
*grind*
*grind*
*take a breather*
*grind some more*
I am waxing my eyebrows guys. WITHOUT A DEVICE.
I live my life on the razor's edge, truly.
RW seriously i love you for that. if you go onto the previous page, i posted a video of the DIME bar. that is totally like the skor bar. i love skor bar but it annoys the hell out of my teeth.
slash, i have tried one of those and i didnt like it much.
i am not a big fan of chocolate. i like to eat crisps more. i could eat pringles all day long. once you pop, you just cant stop
Oh yeah, I won too fim. Good wrist action ha ha ha ha.
This is more a scottish thing. deep fried mars bar
Be careful, Kapunua!
I've been around.
It is 9:55pm here. So a late night snack. Naughty me.
picnic bar
very yummy but looks a bit like a turd
Oh my god, MissT.
That looks like death.
But, in the artery clogging way.
When I think of condesensed milk, i think of that Vietimese coffee drink.
I used to LOVE sugar, now...I'm kind of over it.
Just a little suits me fine!
do you have a monobrow? hehehehehe (i think thats what you call it)
Don't slip K.
unfortunately, we don't have pot noodles, not like i remember, fimble. i pretty much lived on them when i was in england.
curry pot noodles, and frozen bubble & squeak.
my roommates hated me. ;)
K, be so very careful!
Unibrow Fim! Hehe.
hahaha tj, i loved chicken and mushroom pot noodle. my friend eats them with quavers dunked in them. just ewww
anon, so you are my time zone, you are on the east coast? i could totally eat a good bacon butty with red sauce.
miss t, that is just sick. just not right
cheers anima, i knew i would fuck it up. i always do. ;)
Fim?
Do you call mayonnaise white sauce?
'Cause if you started calling Mayo white sauce or whitey, I think I'd love you forever. :)
Careful the snacking doesn't keep you awake digesting, anon! Or give you strange dreams.
haha anon, nothing better!
ohg whoever though of deep frying chocolate bars was a calorie monster!!!
deep fried Bounty the coconut bar is nice too
tim tams
best thing to do is bite opposite corners off and suck coffee or hot choc through themn you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth as it goes all soft
no we call it mayo or mayonnaise but i am totally gonna call mayo whitey.
you just reminded me of the 'me,myself and irene' film. and there was that boy called whitey that murdered his amily. hahahahahaha
is it true that if you eat cheese before you go to bed, you will have nightmares?
Ergo, those look like cookies covered in chocolate.
what is red sauce? tomato sauce?
we have pot noodles but they aren't named that, they are yummy
So, does anybody else bite the end off their kitkat and use it as a straw to suck up their cup of tea?
Fim sez:
i am not a big fan of chocolate.
OMG I DON'T KNOW YOU.
MissT sez: deep fried mars bar
People will fry anything, won't they? I swear, you could fry a boot and folks would eat it at like Superbowl parties and stuff.
I'm being careful with my wax, you can be sure! I am not getting a monobrow but I'll tell you what, if I don't get rid of the little extra hairs it bugs me out big time. I tell my friends at work, "If I don't wax this crap I won't be able to see pretty soon."
HUMOROUS EXAGGERATION
spare me your melodrama...save it for the one who shares your name
mustard they are the center is a cream choc stuff with hard cookie either side and then choc over it.
best bikkie ever!
what is red sauce? tomato sauce?
Ketchup, i think.
you just reminded me of the 'me,myself and irene' film. and there was that boy called whitey that murdered his amily. hahahahahaha
Holy shit! Maybe you shouldn't call Mayo "Whitey" then!
is it true that if you eat cheese before you go to bed, you will have nightmares?
Yes. And it will be of a piece of cheese smoking a cucumber.
So, does anybody else bite the end off their kitkat and use it as a straw to suck up their cup of tea?
0_0
You can suck up tea with them??
I am so going to try that!
missT-- YES!!
No K, you want to grow your eyebrows long enough to plait them hee hee.
That was not me.
red sauce is tomato sauce or ketchup.
miss t, i used to get the think strawberry lace and bite both ends off. then i would suck up my cup of tea with it. or milk. it was nice
Candy buttons and ring pops. I still eat ring pops to this day, whenever I can find them.
The basis behind an American urban legend.
POP ROCKS
They pop in your mouth and make your mouth feel funny.
Nice one Ergo.
You should try it RW.
slash, you are to funny. i am so going to call him that IF he ever wantsto actually have a conversation with us. i doubt it tho. ehmmmmm
toast anon, i guess they were trying to get through to mayo.
anon, if you do then can you call him whitey. i woullove you forever then.
POP ROCKS RULE!!
I love pop rocks!!!
(except for the big ones, they worried me when I ate them)
and I saw mythbusters do that myth
Toast, Imma put some dark cherry extract all over you, okay? Or better yet, some pomegranate peach jam. NOMNOM.
PIXIE STICKS.
i could eat these all day long. may favourite sweets
So, does anybody else bite the end off their kitkat and use it as a straw to suck up their cup of tea?
i never have, but i certainly am going to next time i buy a kitkat! do you suppose it will work with coffee, though?
wont the chocolate melt tho and get all over your fingers?
Ow, that hurts.
I'm afraid to peel the wax off my eyebrows 'cause I think I did too much. I have thin eyebrows to begin with and I always go up too high. WHAT WILL I DO?
Your orange B has a frame, TJ!
It was only a little nibble, toast. Like, around the edges.
Fim, this is disgusting.
We used to buy the thin red shoelaces and swallow them while holding onto one end.
Then you'd pull them all the way back up and try to do it without puking.
Another thing, after eating liqorice, it would make your saliva go thick.
We would spit slowly and see how far you could do it and suck it back up again.
Sometimes almost to the floor.
Kids eh?
I'm afraid to peel the wax off my eyebrows 'cause I think I did too much. I have thin eyebrows to begin with and I always go up too high. WHAT WILL I DO?
I think you can get the wax off with vaseline or baby oil, if you've put it anywhere you don't want to pull hair off.
just pull it jules.
PULL IT BITCH PULL IT
I see your PIXIE STICKS and I raise you SMARTIES.
And the jackass that crushed these up and snorted them >_<
Baby oil should take the excess wax off.
miss t that is just gross. what on earth was the kids in sheffield on in those days. i bet it was the bloody mines that made you all go doolally hehehehehe
PULL IT BITCH PULL IT
0_0
slash, they are not smarties.
they are candy love hearts
Your orange B has a frame, TJ!
i noticed! i think i had a glitch when i posted and now that b is glomming on to the link above it!
Tj It does that's what I drink with it
and you have to stuff it all in your mouth as it melts. Don't suck too long or it ends up in your cup or all over your fingers
(oh there's a line there!)
toast anon did she even you up?
TJ, it'll work with coffee too.
Fim, yes it melts but that's part of the fun, licking it off your fingers.
Anyone else tried to reach the last ice pop in the freezer at the newsagents and fallen in?
and i used to always eat the blue ones first
wtf is up with my links. they were working before.
i am sorry to the people who are underneath me. i totally didnt mean to fuck it up
PULL IT BITCH PULL IT
That's what HE said.
Okay, the eyebrows aren't so bad. I did a good job after all. ^_^ Just had to get rid of the stragglers.
I don't have any baby oil around the house, you know that stuff isn't too good for ya! Jojoba, plain olive oil, grape seed oil. Mmmm. NICE. :D
has anyone snorted sherbert?
I think I asked that once before. It is hilarious!!!
i think that is just you miss t. did you like it in the freezer, and did you jump out of it and make people jump? heheheh
i noticed! i think i had a glitch when i posted and now that b is glomming on to the link above it!
0_0
FS has the same thing now too!
missT - almost, but I did fall in our chest freezer here at home
its my fault, i am sorry
*holds hands up in the air*
Tj It does that's what I drink with it
TJ, it'll work with coffee too.
excellent! then that's my plan!
Randomly I'd like to add: My head hurts. I got punched in the head last night, totally on accident by a really, like retardedly strong and clumsy guy.
Fim , I think it was all the steelworks that made us go funny.
I don't have any baby oil around the house, you know that stuff isn't too good for ya! Jojoba, plain olive oil, grape seed oil. Mmmm. NICE. :D
Anything oily probably works.
I have never snorted sherbert. Ever. Other things? Yes.
You and me both, Jules.
My head and my neck.
Chronic headaches can bite me.
fimble, you're decorating our b's.
*aawwwww*
♥
that explains it then miss t. ;)
so is anyone eating anything?
Sherbet, as in the fruity ice cream?
i do try my best tj, i try so hard
Alas, I am now but a plate of crumbs. A ravenous wench has eaten me and I am no more, no more, no more.
Splash, did you get punched in the head last night, too? ^_~
Ergo, you are clummsy ^_^
Splash, did you get punched in the head last night, too? ^_~
By a bunch of cute boys? Yah, totally ;)
No, but it felt like it.
plate of crumbs said...
Alas, I am now but a plate of crumbs. A ravenous wench has eaten me and I am no more, no more, no more.
If it's any consolation, you were really tasty. Though you did go right to my hips.
toast anon, can i ask. are you male or female?
"Sore bay" or "Sir bet" ... I do not know the truth. :)
HEY FIM!!!!
I was looking for a piccie of flumps, the marshmellow sweets.
This came up
Do you remember this kids TV show?
The Flumps! I loved it.
Ah, sorbet!
Yeah! It's not an ice cream, but more like Italian ice!
so is anyone eating anything?
i am. i made my peas porridge and now i'm having it with baking soad biscuits.
the porridge came out ok. it was a bit bland, even all herbed up, so i put in cayenne pepper. and now it's just fiiiiiiiiine!
that's baking soda biscuits, btw.
Toast / crumbs: Have I by some chance, at any time during our acquaintance, eaten you for dinner?
What do you do when you splash yourself with hot oil?
Aside from scream and flail. I have that part down.
-A
Toast / crumbs: Have I by some chance, at any time during our acquaintance, eaten you for dinner?
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MissT, I've never seen that.
Those look like they'd give me nightmares. O_O
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