A few weeks ago I was talking to a friend of mine who told me that he was feeling pressured to modify is behavior. In particular, his use of profanity was called into question. He went on to tell me that his superiors consider particular words and phrases to be offensive.
So, he was asked, and then ordered, to suppress his usage of the following words: fuck, motherfucker, cocksucker, cunt, prick, bastard, jackass, asshole, shit, damn, fuck-head, and ass-fuck, and phrases such as: shut the fuck up fuck-wit, fuck you, motherfucking ass licking jerk off, ass wipe fuck puppet, shit for brains, no good motherfucking son-of-a-bitch cocksucker.
He tried to plead his case to his superiors. My friend expressed his concern to them that without such words and phrases his intentions would be misinterpreted. He explained that he would be hard pressed to find alternative ways to express himself. The integrity of his emotions and his true feelings could not be completely or properly expressed without such words and phrases.
He refused restraint.
His superiors told him “Tough shit.” And that is why he called me. So I gave him this piece of advice, I told him “Why the fuck do you care what they fucking think? If they find what you say to be offensive tell them to fucking ignore you.”
My friend quietly contemplated my advice and then said “Fuck yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do.”
He has since lost his job, but he sure is a happy little motherfucker!
p.s. I agree repetition may be in order.
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no sherbert like the tingly powder kids eat, ours was called wizz fizz
awwww poor toast anon, but we have the technology we can rebuild you into the 6 million dollar toast!
Italian ice is very delicious.
Except for the wooden spoons. I'm not a fan.
Damn it!! Missed first AGAIN!!
i love toast with butter on it. or and jam mmmmmmmmmm
What do you do when you splash yourself with hot oil?
wash the burns with cold water, amyranth, and then put on a burn ointment and a bandage. if you don't have a burn ointment, use a thin paste of baking soda and water.
you always miss it rw, hehehehe
Anima, the Flumps were a 70's kids TV show.
The main kids were pootle and pertle and grandpa flump was always having 40 winks.
I'm not sure what they were supposed to be but they always looked to me like something you would find when you emptied your hoover bag.
Well, happy eating folks. I'm off to bed.
See you all tomorrow.
Nighty night.
Ergo, we have a totally different meaning. It's ice cream/berries and stuff. Spelled very differently across the states. I'm sure. ;)
guys, i am going to retreat into my lurking mode for a bit until i go to bed. cheers for the great conversation about food tonight.
toast, nice to read you.
nighty night everyone sweet dreams
sherbet
Thank god for baking soda and water.
Thanks Teej, it has NOT been a good day on the injury front.
-A
good night miss t, fimble. sweet foodie dreams! :)
Damn Blogger.
Ergo, you're link is messed up.
we have sorbet too, the ice dessert but sherbet is obviously different
*your
you're welcome, amyranth. keep an eye on them to make sure the burns don't blister, ok? that's a burn that you should see your doctor about.
MissT, I've never heard of that show. I only had a couple of 'English' shows that made their broadcast in 'us' primetime. Bennyhill, and errr, a few others. I think.
Goodnight everyone. ♥ ya tons.
Night FS and Miss T! :)
I'm heading off too. Have a good night, everyone!
I'm pretty sure I've never been eaten for dinner.
good night anima, and resurrected wreck. :)
I hate when I keep refreshing the wrong damn page. >_<
Thanks, Anon, I thought that I had, well. Yeah. Eaten you for dinner. Like two nights ago. Never mind. ^_^
But I just ate you now though, didn't I?
I've been eating a few of you and it occurs to me--surprisingly for the first time--that the major theme of this blog is, like, nourishment.
Mayo, I like you on potato salad best.
Teej, it's getting a little splotchy, but that's about it. I ran it under cold water about 3 times before it sorta stopped stinging.
-A
damn it doesn't like that for some reason
it's like a white powder adn is really fizzy in your mouth and a bit sour, you dip your finger or a little spoon or a lolly in it
ok so obviously I'm the only one who knows what I'm talking about!
oh Bionic toast! love it!!
good night RW and anima
good to hear, amyranth! blisters would have been an icky nasty second-degree burn. do not want.
ergo, that candy powder does sound familiar -- i think here we get them with a candy stick and it's called lik-m-stix, or something like that.
Ergo:
The closest thing I can think of is this.
You lick this candy stick so it gets wet, and then you dip it in this powder, then you lick the powder off and it has a flavor.
I know.
Such a bad thing.
Hi everyone
Mayo nourishing? Interesting premise.
I would have been more inclined to say you need a huge bowl of spinach to replace the lost iron.
hello bc. :)
hello, elune, good to see you have returned!
Hello everyone
What's with the weird B's and all the food talk?
Teej, just did the paste thing and except for the giant white plop on my wrist, I couldn't tell you I got burned. It kinda looks like web fluid.
Also, I love Lik-M-Aid.
-A
Thank you Toujours! I am looking forward to your next chapter :)
baking soda is practically a miracle, amyranth. :)
and lik-m-aid! that's what i was trying to say.
You lick this candy stick so it gets wet, and then you dip it in this powder, then you lick the powder off and it has a flavor.
IT HAZ A FLAVA!!!!!!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Elune, so are you toast anon? What brought you here and what made you decide to finally say hi?
Hello Elune. It's nice to see you here again. how are you?
elena's up to bat on the gothic, now, elune. i get to wait and be surprised just like everyone else!
Hi TJ, Elena.
Elune glad to see you in "Blue". Welcome to Mayo's house.
Hey TJ
I have my chapter done. Actually just wrote it but I have to proof it to fix all the mistakes I've made.
Hey BC
IT HAZ A FLAVA!!!!!!
Haha! I was at Used Macros today, and they had a macro of Bert picking his nose with "I haz flaver" on it.
>.<
Kapunua, toast and I are definitely not related.
I can offer you the same boring diatribe and say I have been around for months and have commented as a anon.
However I have been a witness to the more recent events, where the ravenous, parasitic anons have unfortunately been less than well behaved, so I have decided to take a name, as I am totally against those types of actions.
Occasionally I do quote poetry ^_~
hello elune
hi elena
mustard I think that would be pretty close to what i mean. is it kind of fizzy? If it is try snorting it it tickles amazingly
Hi mustard, Ergo.
elena, you have proofreading to do? shall i quote you from yesterday?
"get to work"
;)
Hello to everyone I have not addressed as yet.
'ello BC!
Just FYI, fanny pack = vunch
*elena hangs head*
Yes, Toujours. I'll go do it now.
Just saying hello.
Hello?
Hello
Is there anybody in there?
Hey BC! Elena! Elune! That'll be hard.
Yes, Toujours. I'll go do it now.
heeheehee! i think the power has gone to my head already! :D
and hello, polite anon.
Hi Carrie. Hello anon.
Elune, were you the one who wrote that poem "QUESTION" a few weeks ago? Which ones did you quote? I keep trying to figure out who's talking to us and when.
Goodnight.
Goodnight toast
Alright everyone! I'm outta here. You all have a goodnight.
Mayo:
Keep what I said in mind, please. Have a peaceful night.
SS:
Stay safe and we'll see you when you get back. Night, buddy.
Hey Ergo and Mustard.
Ha ha TJ - I'm still here.
Oh my
a Goodnight Toast!
Goodnight Toast
Goodnight and sweet dreams mustard.
GOod night, toast, you were tasty.
Goodnight, Splash, you were tasty, too.
I'm going to make like a baby and head out in a few minutes as well. ^_^
Oh. Tomorrow's Friday. >_< GRR.
Hello, assorted blog peeples. Sorry for my randomness. Mustard, fim and I were in a chat, and she informed us that fanny meant vagina on the other side of the pond, so we decided fanny pack is the polite word for vunch, you know, the one you can say in front of your Grams and stuff.
goodnight toast
hello other anon
Hi carrie, I thought a fanny pack was a bag on a belt
Goodnight toast?
Yes please. :)
No Kapunua, that was not I.
I would love to be able to respond to your question, but I do like to keep some of my intrigue.
This I will say, I would never post anything to deliberately upset others. That is not within my nature. I also think you girls are quite intelligent.
goodnight mustard - toro dreams!
carrie the word fanny is one you can really make mistakes with.
Aust- fanny = bottom
Ouuuuchh....
Hey Teej, how long do I leave this stuff on for? I rather imagine that I don't sleep with it on.
-A
yeah, ergo, but now it has a special secret double meaning. :) And I'm probably not one of the more intelligent ones, elune, being as I'm going on about fanny packs in the middle of (my) night.
oh there is a show on here about kids tvand they just mentioned Kenny Everett, anyone remember him??
(It would be UK people and some of the m are gone)
and Monkey
http://www.buzznet.com/tags/lynz/
forum/topics/205181/lynz-lookalike/
Shit is being said about you. Kapuna you are actually nice to people when they give you a half a chance.. And I think your both pretty.
Hi anima
Nope, but I remember Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans. :)
Elune, sometimes it's fun not knowing who you're quoting with, but sometimes you do wanna know. It gets frustrating. If we spoke before, it'd be nice to know, this way I could connect you with something. Was it me you wrote with, or someone else?
Ha ha TJ - I'm still here.
i look away for just a moment...you sneak!
amyranth, i would think you can wash off the baking soda before bed. cover it with a bandage though. also, i think if you can, get some burn ointment tomorrow, that will help it heal best.
Oh, thanks Anon. That's sweet. I can't take that link though, because the one time I went to BN it jacked my computer with spyware and like eight different viruses. I wrote about it in my LJ and a BN admin somehow tracked my comment and emailed me (how the HELL?) to ask which page I had been on when it happened.
BN scares me for more than just the fangirls.
I get the gist of the post by reading the url, though. O_o
haha a guy who was a kid actor in an aussie 70's kids show is now CEO of one of our biggest banks!
Yo K, it's one from where you colored your hair, and one of you and Havoc, and oh, we are an MCR hate blog, by the ways.
I understand Kapunua, in future I will bear that in mind.
Now, I must go too. It was lovely to have shared this space with all of you.
Goodnight.
and oh, we are an MCR hate blog, by the ways.
damn! i knew there was a reason i was feeling out of place lately!
;)
good night elune. come back and compliment us anytime! :)
goodbye elune
a hate blog?
they mustn't read everyones comments much. I love MCR!
yeah, the buzznetters, god love em, will just pick and choose and run with it!
Pictures? Christ, why? I have like eight thousand pics of me with my crow, I can't believe someone gacked them, which one? And put it on Buzznet? O_o
And we're a hate blog against MCR? Seriously. I figured we were just a food blog.
I wonder if there's any way to get those taken down? I want nothing to do with Buzznet or their ilk.
SRSLY U GUISE. SRSLY.
I'm going to bed. O_O
SS, I feel really silly, but I will go ahead and say this.
We need you. I think you need us. There is probably not an appropiate time in your mind to come back in to the mix. Being gone for a while may feel like you need to come in and explain something or come up with an inspiring story.
I want to know you are okay. And if not, is there something we can do to help.
Just know, we are here for you too.
Incidentally, I don't hate MCR. I miss them.
Goodnight everyone.
yeah, but they are good pics at least. :)
night night K. Goodnight Elune. Sweet dreams. Seriously, we're a MCR hate blog? I didn't know that ;)
Goodnight and sweet dreams Anima.
Night anima
kapunua I think you could approach the admin - do they have one? and say. It's your image and I'm sure it shouldn't be used withiout permission
well, according to that little Buzznet gem, we are.
Oh carrie, obviously, those kids don't know any better. Anything they see as a threat to the band, they automatically assumed that a radical opinion makes someone a "hater."
Kids these days ^_^
The write of the blog said we shouldn't tell you that we lurked here because you hate Lyn-z and MCr. I don't think you do. I think your both pretty and look alot a like but I didn't write that blog. They are not Vuloptusity. I like MSI and I still think Vulop is fuckin crazy.I avoid her. I am not one or them. Anyway I just thought I should say they are lurkers on your blog and they post your stuff in the Lyn-z forum to compare you to her. By YOUR blog I mean ALL Of you by the way.
I don't think Mayo is Gerard Way and I dont' care if he's not...... I don't get what he is saying most the time but that's OK, I have lurked since Christmass but that's about it. And commented once or twice.
Well bye!!!
hdoublegee: 02/27/2008 11:18 AM
ok i found it.
This one and this one
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6f067q&s=3
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=fmjaxw&s=3
and this one and this one
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2w20zs7&s=3
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2rnu4v6&s=3
I don't know how to put the picture in like you did. oh well.
Don't tell becase I know she was freaked out that some one took her pics off her pic blog and put them up on the hate blog to compare. I knwo it isn't nice but she did put them up so they not private or anything.
Oh its called LYNZ LOOKALIKE and you shouldn't be insulted because fuck she is hot anyway! Hot enough for Gerard!!! Be happy!!
Just because someone is good-looking, doesn't mean that they are going to make someone happy. Looks are not everything anon.
are you 3 all the same anon? or different ones.
I think lynz is attractive though I don't see why people think they look so alike, they are similar but not really that close.
heck we know BN people lurk, we lurk them!
Ha ha yeah we do ^_^
*Hears crickets*
Mayo,
I need some inspiration.
Mya hello it is good to see your name.
Hello everyone who is here and goodnight to all who are off to dreamland.
Martha, how are you feeling?
Hi Mya, MJ.
Anonymous said...
What if I never post another fucking thing?
February 28, 2008 6:46 PM
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Mayo, was this you?
I'm off for a while but I'll leave you withlife imitating music
"I can't get the blood off the sheets in my bed!!!"
thanks to my cat injury, I'm running out of things to try!
open to any suggestions, they are cream cotton sheets
byeee
oh hi mya!
Bye Ergo
The Mayo Gothic continues
The Direful Secret of Castle Mayo
by
Elena and Toujours
chapter 25
-it was time to share with her sisters the story of lord mayo's dreadful past, and the wrong that only they could make right.
Arabella sat in a chair surrounded by the Lovelies. They had seen to her comfort and now all who were present in the castle sat waiting for her to speak. Each woman sensed the importance of what she was about to reveal.
“I have come from speaking to Lord Mayo.” She began. “What I have to say will be shocking but the truth must be told.”
“Please Arabella, tell us what you have learned.” FASC said sitting on the edge of her chair. Many nodded in silent agreement.
Arabella’s hands absently ran over the cover of the book sitting on her lap. She had gone to her room to retrieve the Mayo history thus allowing time for many more of the women to gather in the hall. By the time she had returned most of the Lovelies had assembled. “I have read this book and learned of the Mayo family history. It begins with the building of this castle.”
“I’ve heard is it almost two hundred years old.” Paperheart said. “Is that true, Arabella?”
“Yes” Arabella nodded her head, “It is true. It was built by Quentin Mayo as a gift for his new bride Elizabeth. He had fallen in love with her and had won her heart from another. His promise to her was to build a beautiful castle that would become their home.
“That sounds so romantic.” Lucy said smiling.
“It does indeed sound romantic yet in truth Elizabeth married Quentin only for his standing in the community. Her heart still belonged to the other man.”
“Oh my.” Pixie said. “That is very sad for all involved.”
“More so for Quentin. He did not know as Elizabeth was an excellent actress who professed her love to him daily.”
“Arabella what sort of history book tells such personal tales?” MissT asked.
“One that was written by Quentin Mayo himself. He wrote this history shortly before his death.”
“I had wondered” Toujours said. “When the book had been found in the library I had believed it to be a journal.”
“It is.” Arabella said once more touching the book lightly.
“Please continue with the story.” Martha said growing impatient.
“Quentin and Elizabeth were married and a year when she gave birth to a child. Artemus was born and became the heir to the Mayo fortune which was quit considerable at the time.”
“I can imagine.” Mustard said looking around the great hall. This is a beautiful castle.”
“Yes, when he wrote of it Quentin sounded quite proud. Yet, Elizabeth never shared his love for this castle. He wrote that she often complained it was not grand enough. She was not happy here.”
“I cannot imagine being unhappy in this place.” CTV said softly.
Arabella continued, “The marriage was not a happy union. Quentin tried hard to please his wife but to no avail. He suffered her complaints and tried to please her every whim until he leaned she had been unfaithful to him.”
“Oh, my.” Ergo said “That must have broke his heart.”
“Yes, he spoke of having many dark days after finding her in the arms of another man. However, Quentin was a strong man who refused to be treated in such a way. He quietly divorced Elizabeth and ordered her to leave the castle. She was livid when he demanded she leave the baby.”
“I can imagine no mother would want to be parted from her child.” Bella said.
“That would be true for most.” Arabella agreed, “but not in the case of Elizabeth. She told Quentin she would be happy to leave behind the babe if he agreed to give her half of his fortune.”
“The bitch.” Kass uttered. Many of the women smiled at her. Kass was known to speak her mind without edit.
“Quentin agreed and Elizabeth disappeared. But life in the castle was lonely for him and he wanted a mother for his young son. He wanted someone who would truly love them both. He found such a woman in a young girl named Isabelle. Quentin fell in love with her sweet nature and married her soon after they met.”
“This is an interesting story but what does it have to do with our Lord Mayo?” Anima questioned.
“It has everything to do with him.” Arabella answered sadly. “Please let me continue. Quentin and Isabelle found happiness together. She enjoyed the role of mother to baby Artemus. Soon her happiness was complete when she learned she was to have a child of her own. Quentin wrote that while he was happy they were to have a child he feared for her. She was much younger then he and prone to illness.” Arabella paused a moment then continued with much sadness in her voice. Their child, Arthur, was born on a stormy night. Isabelle did not live to see the morning.”
“Quentin was left with two young babes?” Jenn gasped. “How terrible.”
“His fears had become reality. He lost his beloved Isabelle.”
“Still wondering what this has to do with our Lord Mayo.” Anima said softly. She received several looks of reproach from her sisters.
“Quentin was beside himself with grief. His state of mind made it impossible to care for his young sons. They were sent away from the castle to be cared of by relatives in Europe.”
“Poor babies.” Paperheart whispered.
Arabella took a steadying breath. She needed it to finish the story. “Many years passed and the babies grew into handsome young men. Quentin had remained in the castle alone becoming what many called a hermit. It wasn’t until his health began to fade that he summoned his sons home.”
“How old were they?” Amy wondered.
“Artemus was 32 and Arthur was 30. Quentin was shocked at how handsome his sons had become and how much they bared resemblance to each other. He was please when they first arrived back at the castle believing they had grown into fine young men.”
“They hadn’t?” GS guessed.
“Quentin wrote that there was something, as he put it, almost sinister about his sons. He tried but failed to form any bond with Artemus. He said the boy was too much like his mother. He was demanding and determined that all of the Mayo estate would be left to him as he was the oldest son.”
“But what about poor Arthur?” sdock asked, “Shouldn’t he have gotten half?”
“That was what Quentin believed. He wrote that while he could not warm to Arthur he felt the young man had many traits of this beloved Isabelle. Between the two brothers he favored Arthur.”
“Arabella, it’s nice to learn the story of the castle and all but really can we move on? This all happened way over 100 years ago. Tell us of the present Lord Mayo.”
Arabella closed her eyes and spoke. “I have told you of the present Lord Mayo.”
“What?” was the cry uttered by many.
“Quentin began to despise Artemus. He was a cruel man to people and animals alike. I wasn’t however until Quentin witness with his own eyes the extent of Artemus’s cruelty that he understood what had happened to his sons.”
“I’m totally lost.” OPL said shaking her head.
OLJ nodded in agreement. “What did Artemus do?”
“Quentin saw him attack a woman from the village. He savagely bit her neck and drained her blood. Quentin stood by in horror unable to stop him.”
“What the bloody hell?” MissT said loudly to be heard over the roar of conversation that was happening. “You aren’t saying that Artemus was a vampire?”
“Yes, he had fallen victim to a woman who had turned him in his 21st year.”
“Wait, how did Quentin know this? Perhaps Artemus was just crazed in the head.” Carrie said trying to make sense of the story.
“No, he told his father the truth. He rejoiced in what he had become. Immortality was a prize he gladly accepted.”
“So the vampire the villagers speak of? Is that Artemus?” S & V asked.
Arabella nodded. “Yes, it is he.”
“Wait, I’m still confused.” Kapunua said, “So Artemus told his father that he was a vampire?”
“His words to his father were “She was so lovely and her kiss gave me everything I could ever desire.” Arabella knew the quote by heart.
“Well what did Quentin do?” Mya demanded to know.
“He waited until Artemus was out of the castle that night to speak to Arthur. I believe that in his mind he still prayed that perhaps Artemus was deranged. That there was no vampire curse.”
“And what did Arthur say?” Fimble asked. She was completely caught up in the story. “Well?”
Once more Arabella took a deep breath, “He told his father that the story was indeed true. That a vampire had turned his brother.”
“Holy shit.” Sdock uttered. No one even noticed her language.
“So Artemus is the Dark Imposter.” Toujours said rising to her feet. “Oh, heavens above.” She took a step forward then stopped. “Arabella, I understand. Our Lord Mayo is Arthur, is he not?”
Arabella nodded sadly, “Arthur fell victim to the same woman. Arthur Mayo is our Lord Mayo.”
“But that would mean that he too is a ….” Martha couldn’t speak the word.
“Vampire” Lord Mayo’s voice rang through the hall. They looked up to the balcony and saw his familiar silhouette. “The curse my brother embraces I abhor. Flee my Lovelies and I shall understand. My only plea is that you forgive me.” His words faded and he was gone.
Dear Mayo,
Have I been inspired? Me? Maybe a few times. It's been interesting, to say the least.
I was never inspirational and always felt out of place. Probably, because I was!
I hope you have a good life.
I hope all of you do.
Hello BC
Mya I'm doing better.
BC, Mya how are you doing?
Ergo, hot water and baking soda? You never know until you try.
Mayo, I fucking hope you keep fucking posting shit. I really fucking love coming here and dealing with all this Jesus Hell.
Really, I do. No sarcasm there. I'm just bitter because my wrist hurts like fuck in a truck.
Anyway, bedtime for me. Or, more appropriately, going to curl up on the couch and whine about my wrist hurting.
Goodnight Ladies. Goodnight Mayo.
SS, not to be a demanding little so'n'so, but get your ass back here boyo. Otherwise, I'm gonna start thinking you just came for the hat.
-A
mya, i understand how you feel, but if you've found any friendship here, then it's a good thing.the blog can make me feel topsy-turvy, but it's still a good thing.
i hope you won't leave.
and as far as not inspiring? what about the words you wrote to us on your birthday? about living life? those were so inspiring i had chills reading them.
Elena, what can I say? I absolutely love the chapter!! I think this one is going to be one of my favorite chapters, bar none.
Great job! Aww Mya, thank you. I hope you have a wonderful life as well :)
Goodnight Amy. Take care, MJ, I'm alright, I could lay down though, but yeah, I'm okay.
Mya, is something wrong?
and hello martha, and good night amyranth, and elena...once again, you have me searching for superlatives and scratching my head at what the hell i'm going to do to follow you! :)
Toujours, I really appreciate that. Thank you. Maybe that is what I'm going to try to do - live my life.
Mya we all feel sorta left out at one time or another. You are important to us. I mean this. I really hope you stay.
I haven't been a participant here in quite a while now. Life goes on...
living our lives is important, just like you reminded us, mya. i hope you'll let this blog and all of us here still be a part of yours.
♥
Goodnight Amy.
Hello Tj and elena how are you?
Mya you know I like you and you are my friend.
I can understand feeling left out I feel that way most of the time.
But I know that there are people here who are my friends.
Mya, I hope you'll stay with us. If not, I understand, but I don't want you feeling left out. You're an important part in this.
hey there martha -- i read earlier you were having headaches? are you feeling better?
No, it has nothing to do with feeling left out. It has just run its course with me. I don't mean to offend any of you, but it has become boring to me. I'm sorry.
Mya, I don't think you're offending. Sometimes I think the blog is boring too.
I should not have said anything, I'm sorry. This isn't meant to be an opening farewell.
In the city of Chico a woman was being held hostage in her home by a goose. It wouldn't let anyone in or out.
It was a guard goose
no offence taken, mya. i'm really glad i got a chance to meet you though. i love how this blog brought together so many different people.
Hello Mayo, SS, TJ, BC, Elena, Mya, Martha, Amy, Ergo....anyone else around!
How are you tonight? Me, still sick and blah. Well, my temp is down to 101, so that's a good thing! :D
Mya: Don't leave, please! BC is correct. YOU are a very IMPORTANT part of this - as are you Martha - and We have lost too many of our friends/sisters lately.... :(
Elena: BRAVO on chapter 25! *shock* Lord Mayo is a VAMPIRE??? I should have known!!
That's okay, we still love him anyway ;-)
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Thanks for the comment on the gothic BC
You too Wendy. Of course he's a vampire. Vamps are hot.
Hello 6.
Mya if you feel that way than that is how you feel. I hope you will at least stop by and say hello once in a while.
hey there wendy, you poor sickie.
*healing magic healing magic healing magic*
:)
Elena said...
You too Wendy. Of course he's a vampire. Vamps are hot.
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Hell yeah, they are Elena...
HELL YEAH indeed!
And, you're welcome!
Hi Martha! How are feeling tonight? Are you getting any more sleep????
*pounce, tackle, hugs and air smooches for all*
*sprays lysol afterwards*
;-)
toujours said...
*healing magic healing magic healing magic*
=======================
Thankie you TJ!!! I needed that!
I think it's working; I'm feeling better already :)
How are you, love?
Your welcome Elena :)
And I agree, I find vampires rather sexy.
Hi Wendy! Despite the risk of getting the illness myself, I shall run towards you and smother you with hugs and sloppy kisses *Runs and smothers Wendy with sloppy kisses*
I hope you get well soon. No, Mya, I'm glad you did. You shouldn't feel ashamed of sharing your feelings. That's how you learn how to deal with situations.
MJ, are you kidding about that goose thing?
6 I'm alright. sleep sometime I do some times I don't
No Bc I am not. It was just on the news. They had pictures of the goose attacking people.
We need that goose here
*puts mask on that I snatched from Possum earlier just before BC reaches me*
WHEW! That was close BC! I wouldn't want to infect you ;-)
but, thanks for not caring if I did!!!!
*big hug again*
LOL to Martha's goose story! Did someone not explain to guard goose that he/she was supposed to keep people out and NOT IN? :))
well, i don't have a fever, wendy. so on the whole, i think i'm doing ok. ;)
Oh wow elena!!
fabulous!!
and the two brothers how tragic though darkly romantic!
Mya I did enjoy the tine i had while you were on the blog.If it's not something you want to do anymore I'll be sad to see you go permanently but I understand.
Feel free to drop me a line anytime.
thanks amy I'll try it
hello wendy , I hope you're at least starting to mend
MJ, wow. A goose attacking people? I hope no one minds that that sounds seriously funny.
Ha ha your welcome sugarplum! *Hugs and more sloppy kisses*
Well I hope you know who likes that story.
oh gosh geese are horrid if they are territorial
some are nice, pet ones but they hiss and flap at you
pople use them as guard geese in car yards and such as they kick up a huge stink, you an't distract them with food and they will bite!!
(I was bitten on the back of the leg by a swan once - it mentally and physically scarred me)
BC sounds funny but seriously don't piss off a goose! :)
Ummm......okay, I think I have worn myself out with these 5 comments....
must go lie down again, computer screen in starting to spin!
Martha: I shall work on a special 'sleepy' story for you, when I'm better. Guaranteed to work better than Melatonin! ;-)
In the meantime, some mood music for the Mayo Gothic:
Vampire Heart music by HIM video by mynameisdeath666
Goodnight and sweet dreams BC, TJ, Elena, Mya and (we hope Martha)!
Hugs and Love,
6/Wendy
Ohhh....and lyrics, of course:
Vampire Heart
by HIM
album: Dark Light (2005)
You can't escape the wrath of my heart
Beating to your funeral song
All faith is lust for hell regained
And love dust in the hands of shame
just be brave
Let me bleed you this song
Of my heart deformed
And lead you along this path in the dark
Where I belong
Until I feel your warmth
Hold me like you held onto life
When all fears came alive and entombed me
Love me like you loved the sun
Scorching the blood in my vampire heart
I'll be the thorns on every rose
You've been sent by hope
I am the nightmare waking you up
From the dream of a dream of love
Let me weep you this poem
As Heaven's gates close
And paint you my soul,
Scarred and alone
Waiting for your kiss to take me back home
Hold me like you held onto life
When all fears came alive and emtombed me
Love me like you loved the sun
Scorching the blood in my vampire heart
Good night again all! See ya'll later....I HOPE :P
That's too bad because I have a lot of geese in my area.
Goodnight Wendy. Get well soon!
*runs back in to say HI ERGO, BYE ERGO* LOL
TJ: Stay fever free! That's an order, missy!
Fever get's me fiesty ;-)
good night wendy, thanks for dragging yourself to the blog tonight! now go rest!
♥
Hello Ep and later 6.
This isn't the first time birds or geese have attacked. I know of one time a goose in a parking lot attacked people. He just flew in and took over.
Than there were the black birds that were attacking people in SF. Yeah the same ones that got GW. It's not a new thing.
TJ: Stay fever free! That's an order, missy!
aye aye, miss six!
*salutes smartly*
roger wilco!
bird attacks are scary - it's that beak
we have birds called magpies (they are black and white) and if they are nesting they swoop and attack and really hurt people. Ifyou look at them they wont so people have hats with eyes (well a very tiny no of people, just starange ones) but they have warning signs up and these other lapwings and plovers do too, but they aren't as nasty
I wonder how SS will feel when or if he reads about these geese attacking people.
starange = strange
well BC geese are nice to other geese
By the way, my comment is intended to be comical only ^_^
I always did wanted to pet a duck though.
Ep that is pretty much what the black birds were doing.
BC I was being funny too
pet geese are nice, especially females and ducks are usually nice too, you've just got to be careful
I ahve a friend with geese and one you can cuddle, they are really cuddly if they are tame
Ergo, aww. Geese are adorable, I just can't stand their conking really early in the morning when they fly over my house.
I am not sure why I am going to kick myself saying this, but in the upcoming weeks(because of my birthday) I am planning on writing another story for those who are interested.
It will be a birthday present to Miss T as well as myself. Anons, don't worry. You will not be able to see it. It will only be written to those who want to.
Will not say when it will be posted, just sometime around my bday. >:)
oooh! a story? i can't wait, bc! :)
well, i faded out, sorry about that. i started getting some ideas for my chapter, and i've been making notes.
but now it's time to get off the 'puter and go to bed, so good night to ergo, and bc, and whoever might be hanging about.
see you all tomorrow (yes, even you lurkers, i can see you, you know!)
Alright, goodnight to anyone who is lurking, or here. Goodnight Ergo, squeak squeak, MJ.
Goodnight my little Mayonaise. Goodnight Family, lurkers, etc. goodnight SS.
Squeak squeak, yep, another story. This one will have a parent advisory to it though, just like the last one did. Muhaha.
Goodnight squeak squeak (Again) Sweet dreams. I can't wait to read the next chapter that you'll write.
Howdy Mayo
This is a warning. This goodnight is gonna be a bit off even for me.
I had a pretty damn good day. I spent it in various bookstores. Shit, you would think I would get tired of books. You’d be wrong then wouldn’t you? I can’t stay away from them. My friend and I started off this morning and we didn’t get back until dark. My cell kept ringing with various “problems” at home. Things like “my sister was shooting water across the kitchen at me with the sink sprayer”, “I can’t find the remote”, “why is the washer moving across the room” (uh, overloaded). Yeah, really important things that only I as Super Mom could take care of. So I did the only things a good mother would do. I turned off my damn phone. Lord, I’m not sure if I’m a mom or a zookeeper.
Anyway, my friend, who by the way does not read this blog but know of it, spotted a van with a license plate frame and started laughing. At first I had no idea why. She said well read it again. So I did. Okay this is what it said. – In Case Of Rapture This Car Will Be Unmanned” Now I know damn good and well that that meant. However the word “rapture” is what set off the laughter. Yeah, I shared your uh, porn post with her. I’ll admit it’s one of my faves. You know the “before she begins her rapture on my…” Well yeah you know the one. Anyway ever since then “rapture” has taken on a whole new meaning. So I hope you don’t mind but your words did give us a giggle today. Can you just imagine that sentence using your meaning for rapture? Holy shit, if the vans a rockin’ don’t come knockin’. So the whole visual of the van suddenly having an inattentive driver comes to mind. Sorry Mayo but that’s just funny.
Okay so then we decided the theme for the day was “rapture”. Shit, do you know how many titles of books have that word in them? We giggled like idiots every time we found one. You know it’s the completely stupid things in life that can make even the gloomiest day fun.
Hope you had a good day. Hope you laughed at something totally stupid for no reason other then just to feel good.
Yeah I did turn my phone back on when I was almost home. Lo and behold the massive problems faced by my family had gotten taken care of without my super powers. Yeah sometimes even Super Mom needs a day off.
Night Mayo
Elena (still lookin’ for that rapture)
PS I hope you understand I’m not making fun of your post at all. Actually I’ll admit I really love that post cause it’s porn with love. That is the best kind!
mayo,
this evening, i suddenly remembered a wonderful book i read several years ago, and i had the urge to recommend it to you.
it's called american elf, by james kochalka. he draws a daily cartoon about his life, and the book is about four or five years' worth of them -- there's a second volume out now, too, i discovered.
he has a website where you can read them day-by-day: american elf supersite
but the real power of what he does comes when you read them all collected in the book. each comic is just a moment from his day, and when you sit and read them one after the other, all these tiny moments that are sometimes memorable and sometimes not, sometimes beautiful and sometimes trivial, they take on a weight and a magic that is quietly powerful.
when i came away from reading it, i realized for the first time how integral every moment is to making a full life, and how every moment has it's own unique beauty.
reading that book gave me a reverence for the details of my life.
and this evening, i suddenly realized i wanted to give you the opportunity to have that awareness, too.
plus, it's funny and drawn really well! :)
good night, mayo, and hoping you have beautiful restful dreams, and a chance to have that barefoot day, if you haven't already.
Morning Mayo,
I know, I know! I should have told you I wouldn't be around yesterday because of staff training, I just hope you didn't miss me too much and do something stupid.
Ahem.
Love,
Kass xx
morning mayo!! how's it going??
morning SS.....*sighs*....its been too damn long!
morning ma famille or should it be mes familles?? anyway i hope its good for all of you!!
friday again. already!! its come around so fast!
elena top update on the gothic. i am very happy lord mayo is a vampire!! thats made my day actually! easily pleased.
you had me giggling at the 'rapture' theme! glad you had a fun day. they are needed to keep us sane thats for sure!! and i am in agreement, porn with love is definitely the best kind!!
kass i missed you yesterday! there are so few of us around in the morning (UK time). staff training, how very very dull but atleast you get lots of coffee and its not work so hurray!
hi to wendy if you are still around and i hope you are feeling a bit better.
hi to PP if you appear!
mya nice to read you. i hope you decide to stay, or atleast pop in every now and again.
right thats my input!
catch you later guys!
oh and unless gerard way won best dressed person then MCR won bugger all at the NME awards!! unless i've missed something. they definitely didn't win best international, best live or best video.
but manic street preachers got the god like genius award and i have been a huge manics fan for so very long and i love them so that makes me smile!!
bye!
Mayo,
Hit and run comment this morning! I hope you are happy and well. Me? I'm fine.
How lucky are we to get an extra day in February? Woo hoo! Let's make this one so good that we won't have to bother doing it again for another 4 years.
Deal? Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Leaps and bounds
hi kass FAcs and PP when you arrive
*HELLO* yelled to the east!
hey everyone nice to read the day you had elena, amazing how they can cope if they have to, and the rapture theme is awesome, I'll have to take note next time i'm browsing.
Night BC and TJ
Mayo hope your day was sunshiny, rainbowey, butterfy-y and little fluffy cloudy!
for you and yours
much love EP xx
SS
again, thinking of you and miss you
lotsa love
EP xx
goodnight everyone!!
Good *insert time of day here* Mayo, SS, FASC, Kass and Possum (who are confusing a feverish person lately, by not showing up as sheduled *wink*)
*gives weakly waves to all*
How are you all this morning? Feeling well and feeling good, I hope! ;-)
Elena: I must confess...I AM GUILTY!! I read your notes to Mayo
*is ashamed - even though you already knew*
Yeah, those poor, unfortunate children of yours.....left at home with a vicious, rabid washing machine.....
walking across the house, growling at them and foaming at the mouth...
YIKES!!!! I bet that rabid washing machine ate the poor little remote! ;-)
FASC: WOO-HOO for the Manic Street Preachers win! I have no idea who they are; but, If you're happy about it - I'm a happy too!
Sorry MCR didn't win anything though :(
Heck, what does NME know? HIM wasn't nominated for a thing, were they??? Pfft to that! ;-)
Kass: screw telling Mayo you wouldn't be here. You must tell ME next time!!! :P
TJ: there wasn't I wanted to say to you; but I done forgot what is was......I shall leave you (and me) to wonder.
Thanks to all for the feel better/get wishes! They are appreciated and they DO help!
*puts germ containing mask on anticipating a big hug smooch from Possum*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Quote o the day (to ponder):
There are only four questions of value in life...
What is sacred?
Of what is the spirit made?
What is worth living for?
And what is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same...
Only love.
Don Juan DeMarco
From the Movie: Don Juan DeMarco
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One more thing, for all those worried about the OPs (and I know many are); I talked to them last night. YES.....there REALLY are TWO of them, lol!!!
They are doing okay. They have decided to stay away from blogbelieve because they feel it would be best for their friends/sisters here, to do so....
since the parasitic anons REFUSE to leave them in peace these days.....and they don't want any of us here to feel we have to (or simply want to) spend hours defending them. :(
I say: SCREW THE PARASITES!!!!
We can take 'em. I have both Frontline and Advantage to help protect us! ;-)
I still want ya'll to come back J and L!!!
*le sigh*
Well, I have finished my cup'o hot tea and I shall crawl back into bed once again....
For Elena and all those seeking it, Mayo style or otherwise:
RAPTURE
Have a great day everyone!
LIVE for the LOVE!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
AMY: I hope you is better too, me love!!!!!
hey wendy your RAPTURE was not available in my country!!
and for you wendy just to get a taste.
MANIC STREET PREACHERS
Hi Kass, FASC, Ergo, Socky, Mayo, SS, blogbelievers, lurkers, and horrified dieticians.
Ergo, Hellooo back. So you know you live on the West Island right? ^_~
Elena, You girls are rocking the gothic. Vampire brothers...wow!
RW, Funnily enough when I saw you mention Beavers Tails as a type of food I thought of Elena O_O
*loves Elena and her unusual food choices...really ^_^)
*removes 616's mask*
*smooches on the lips*
Ha, now I'm immune ^_^
sorry got over excited in finding my manics boys then!
meant to say hi/bye ergo!
hello PP!
wendy i'm with you i want the OPs back!! its not the same without them!
ok i think that was it!
*smooches FASC*
You're hot FASC.
Have you been running?
haha PP! you two timer!!
god i sound like i'm back at school!!
Effing Friday. >_<
hi K! hope today flies for you.
PP just to inform you i am making mushy pea soup again but this time its got bacon, onion and a tonne of chicken stock in it so it won't be so bland! its bubbling away on the stove right now ready in about an hour!!
i am gonna have the biggest meffing bowl for my lunch! hell may be even two! gotta live a little!
how's the decorating going?
Kapunua,
Thank (insert appropriate diety/snackfood/guitarist/footwear here)It's Friday, don't you mean?
*PP smugly enjoying Saturday already*
Two timer? Yep, I admit it.
*keeps quiet about the three others*
Go for it FASC! It sounds delicious.
About the decorating... I.just.want.the painting.to.end >_< The miniature quality contoller has visions of an undersea room. The overseer is compromising with blue and white.
*controller.
The overseer is compromising with blue and white.
i think that's all i could manage also PP!! i hope she won't be too disappointed!
Lucy Lu said,
SS
I doubt you will be around to read this but just in case you are around (or come across this if you ever get round to back reading) I just want you to know that a lot of us miss you round these parts.
You once told us that even when you can't be here, you are always with us in spirit and although we do feel you, we miss your visits.
You have helped shape BlogBelieve whether you realise it or not. Your words have touched many of us. Faith, love and hope are more than just words to me now.
Your personality shines through whenever you are here, you are always recognised. You are kind, caring, thoughtful, hilariously funny and have shown us such wisdom and generosity with your gifts and your time. I love the way you turn up with your underwear on the outside and join in and goof around with us. Mustard's thong, Star Wars 'in your pants' and your FF2007 message springs to mind.
I know you've witnessed some ugly things here lately. Please try to ignore it and remember why you decided to stick around. You are the light that illuminates even the darkest corners of BlogBelieve. It's awfully dark without you but we love this place and we aren't going anywhere, we just miss your light. Most of all we miss your laughter, yes, we miss hearing your giggle echoing through these halls.
You said you think of us often, well, a lot of us think of you often as well. I miss you dude. I hope you are safe and surrounded by love.
Thank you will never be enough.
The resourceful young one has found mermaid curtains, shells and plastic fish.
I think she's going to do okay.
*closes eyes and thinks of nurturing little ones imagination. and not focusing on living in a heritage house*
Hi FASC, Ergo, sdock, 616 & Kapunua,
It's Friday afternoon, Woo-hoo!!
If Gerard won "best dressed" that would be a travesty, FASC. Let's just be thankful he's "dressed" at all and he's never done a "Wentz" - that particluar image is seared to the back of my eyeballs for all eternity...
Training was actually not that dull, yet totally pointless as most of it was aimed at clinical medical staff. I now know how to store Chemotherapy materials, not to combine alcohol handgel and liquid oxygen and "decolonise" a patient with MRSA, although I'm not sure how that's entirely relevant in an office environment, seeing as I'm a phone monkey!
A moment please. My/MCI's BN arch enemy is no more - poor V, it all ended with a massive mental breakdown resulting in a personal attack on the site moderator and numerous other members/group leaders and "Adios!". I actually miss her and feel a bit crappy now - "Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Homes had his Dr. Moriarty, Mountain Dew has its Mello Yellow, even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow.", Lisa Simpson.
Sigh.
Kass xx
Apologies to PP - a cheery "Hello" to you too!
Take heart Kass, it is only for one week.
*nominates Kass as Blog Safety officer*
*nominates Kass as Blog Safety officer*
i second that!!
hey and kass if necessary you can decolonise mayo!!
sorry mayo that was probably uncalled for!!
ok my friends i have gorged myself on mushy pea and bacon soup!! fucking lovely if i may say so!
got to head off out!
laters
Amy said,
He Who Is Missed is going to be He Who Gets His Arse Kicked Repeatedly if he doesn't come back soon.
-A
February 28, 2008 9:52 PM
And when HE does come back he's going to find himself decorated with lots of little plastic monkeys.
*knows nothing about monkeys in FS's hair*
*whistles innocently looking up at sky*
Night all.
*rolls out of Mayo's with the tumbleweeds*
OMG, I was just reading back over the comments last night and now I have an overwhelming taste for state fair food.
Corn Dogs
Funnel Cakes
Donut Holes
Blooming Onions
I could totally do all that right now and it's just now 9:00AM.
Amy said,
He Who Is Missed is going to be He Who Gets His Arse Kicked Repeatedly if he doesn't come back soon.
-A
February 28, 2008 9:52 PM
And when HE does come back he's going to find himself decorated with lots of little plastic monkeys.
Yep. And I'm gonna get my whip after him. Of course, I won't hurt him but he doesn't have to know that. I'll just chase him for a while until he tires and then we'll tie him to the DM porch post. ^_~
Love you all!
***STREAKS THROUGH MAYO'S LIVING ROOM***
I swear! It's a friggin' body suit!
Stop looking at me like that!
STOP!
Morning everyone! I hope you all have a fantastic, um, FIMtastic Friday! Be nice to at least one person today ;)
See you all later! Bye Mayo! Bye SS!
Hey everybody
Okay so I've had an hour of sleep (that's enough right?) and I'm ready to face the day.
Thanks Wendy for my "Rapture" music. Now when my friend and I play the Rapture game again we have an official theme song!!
Crap, I'm tired and I have so much to do. This is my own fault. I turned of the TV instead of going to bed and got caught up in the strangest show I've ever seen. It was called Shop Erotic. Man, the stuff they were selling. Okay not to say what the item was but glass? They were made of glass? Oh hell, no. My favorite line was "and just look it's so beautiful you can display it on a table." Hello? If I saw one of these setting on someone’s table I'd know what it was. I'm still shaking my head. I was just waiting for one of them to be called "The Rapture." (By the way one style was called The Ultimate G" - enough said.
Have a wonderful day people. I'm gonna try not to fall asleep.
Just a quick note before I go home to remind the single ladies that you can propose to random men today up until midnight - it's the law! I haven't had much luck with the guys in the office today, but if any of you have any brothers - I can cook, laugh at bad jokes and lift almost the entire stack of weights on the inner thigh machine, so can I put a proposal in by proxy?!
Have a great weekend!
Love,
Kass xx
omg, gerard has got to have like no testosterone in his body. he's been growing that beard out for about a week now and it's still in the stubble faze.
Can't look in the mirror
At my dead black stare
Pretend i'm not broken
I don't sleep in despair
Feeling so empty
Resolve to change
Pieces too vast
Puzzle too hard to re-arrange
I bend and I smile
As artificial as my soul
Feed on your beauty
Last attempt to feel whole
Urgency consumes me
A parasite living in my mind
What you think you see
And what you hope to find
My secrets weigh heavy
Please dont look inside
I would only dissapoint you
Close my eyes now and hide
Colour me beautiful
My pale skin will remain blue
Dont sream when you drown
As i spill myself all over you
Goodmorning/evening Mayo and BlogBelieve!
First, wish you all a great Friday!
Second, Mya I’m sorry you feel like that. I can’t force you to stay if that’s not what you want but know I’ll miss you. Hope you’ll stop by sometimes though! ;)
Take care of yourself.
MissT, thanks for the wave!
I miss talking with you! Maybe I’ll see you tonight, yeah? Really hope so.
*BIG HUG*
Toujours and Elena, great chapter as always!
SS, know I’m thinking about you. I miss your tales, my friend!
So, now we are the anti MCR blog? Oh well, that’s funny.
Buzznet lurkers, nobody here has never claimed to hate MCR,just so you know.
Can you understand what we say about the band or you are too busy attacking us just because we have different opinions than yours?
Kapu, I’m truly sorry they took your pictures.
Well, I think that’s it.
Catch you all later.
Love you!
*HUGS & KISSES*
...Oh, and ergo I love crostoli (I think they’re better known as “frappe” here though!), but to be honest I prefer the original Sicilian cassata. That’s simply delicious! ;)
Right, now I’m off!
hey bella, and anybody else here
how are you
oh crap, double post and now bella has gone. bugger me and call me betty.
anyone here?
Hello Betty!
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