Monday, February 25, 2008

Have you been inspired?

A few weeks ago I was talking to a friend of mine who told me that he was feeling pressured to modify is behavior. In particular, his use of profanity was called into question. He went on to tell me that his superiors consider particular words and phrases to be offensive.

So, he was asked, and then ordered, to suppress his usage of the following words: fuck, motherfucker, cocksucker, cunt, prick, bastard, jackass, asshole, shit, damn, fuck-head, and ass-fuck, and phrases such as: shut the fuck up fuck-wit, fuck you, motherfucking ass licking jerk off, ass wipe fuck puppet, shit for brains, no good motherfucking son-of-a-bitch cocksucker.

He tried to plead his case to his superiors. My friend expressed his concern to them that without such words and phrases his intentions would be misinterpreted. He explained that he would be hard pressed to find alternative ways to express himself. The integrity of his emotions and his true feelings could not be completely or properly expressed without such words and phrases.

He refused restraint.

His superiors told him “Tough shit.” And that is why he called me. So I gave him this piece of advice, I told him “Why the fuck do you care what they fucking think? If they find what you say to be offensive tell them to fucking ignore you.”

My friend quietly contemplated my advice and then said “Fuck yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do.”

He has since lost his job, but he sure is a happy little motherfucker!



p.s. I agree repetition may be in order.

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Bellatrix said...

I just finished re-reading the gothic tale. God, I love it! Elena and Toujours, you’re doing a great job. Thanks!

Hey S&V!

Anonymous said...

no

Smoke said...

Hey Bella!

Anonymous said...

I saw, Smoke!

Mayo thought he was a snail there for a second O_o

RE: Anons
Hell if I know!



Hey Bella!!!

farawaysoclose said...

i don't think he tripped i think some fans kind of ambushed him and he fell.

might not have happened, i know no details but caliw at buzznet who is like one of the main girls who gets all the pics first confirmed it????

i can't stay any longer lovely people!!

hope mayo inspires you with something fab later??

love to you all!

Smoke said...

Bye FASC!!!

Awww, that's just terrible if they ambushed him. I bet he was scared. I would have been scared. He should have used his kung fu skillz on them.

Anonymous said...

All freakin' day, it's been in my head.

All.
Day.

Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real, and nothing to get hungabout
Strawberry Fields forever

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see
It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn't matter much to me
Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real, and nothing to get hungabout
Strawberry Fields forever

No one I think is in my tree, I mean it must be high or low
That is you can't you know tune in but it's all right, that is I think it's not too bad

Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real, and nothing to get hungabout
Strawberry Fields forever

Always, no sometimes, think it's me, but you know I know when it's a dream
I think I know I mean a "Yes" but it's all wrong, that is I think I disagree

Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real, and nothing to get hungabout
Strawberry Fields forever
Strawberry Fields forever
Strawberry Fields forever

Anonymous said...

fans at the airport in chili said some girls were grabbing at him and accidentally knocked him down

Anonymous said...

Ambushing is completely uncool. There's a complete lack of respect, it SEEMS, with some people when it comes to the band.

I just stand back and go, "Really. What are they thinking?"

Anonymous said...

i swear i thought you said 'knocked him up'

Anonymous said...

Goodbye FASC! See you tomorrow!

farawaysoclose said...

smoke&venom20 said...

Yeah, I think I impressed ol'Mayo with my skillz the other day.

He was like...."WHA??? STOP IT!!!"


i saw that princess. bless him he is not used to the speed in which we have to copy/paste/type in situations like that!!

and he made a typo and i bet that fucked him off!! it always fucks me off!

He should have used his kung fu skillz on them.

indeed princess but i think he needs to be in character for those to actually work!!!

right really gone now!

love you guys! like lots!

Bellatrix said...

Bye faraway and hi again mustard!

Poor Gerard. Honestly I've been thinking a lot lately about he and the other guys always being in the spot-light.It must be exhausting...

I'm kinda confused right now, anons...

Smoke said...

I would die if I accidentally knocked one of them down. I mean, it would totally be an accident because I would never like ambush them anyway. I'd be 'too cool' for that and be all like 'whatever'. ^_^

God, I would die if I knocked Frank down. I would cry. Gerard? I'd be all like, "WHAT? I didn't do anything? Stop looking at me like that!" ^_^

So not true. That is uncool if they did that. I mean gosh, I bet Worm was like, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Anonymous said...

I bet Worm was like, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Did anyone else just picture Worm moving in slow-mo, 'cause I know I did.

And that was a funny mental image to boot!

Anonymous said...

thats my cue





no

Anonymous said...

Bella, it has to be. But, I guess they understand it's part of the job. I just wish fans could meet them halfway, you know?

ergo said...

good morning

mustard how do you go bambi on somone?

poor Gerard i hope he didn't hurt himself. I was outside the school wed and just said hello to a dad and went splat! Not a good look, esp in the rain, lol

Bellatrix said...

"Did anyone else just picture Worm moving in slow-mo, 'cause I know I did."

I didn't think about that! XD


I know what you mean mustard, but I guess sometimes they just would like to wander around like every normal guy without the fear of being recognized, you know?

Bellatrix said...

Hey ergo!

ergo said...

well if he is dealing with fans like that, perhaps the little clip of him telling someone he meant "no" could be a reaction to some pretty bad harrassment.

Their personal security may need to be a little more vigilant

Anonymous said...

mustard how do you go bambi on somone?

You know Bambi, right? The movie? It was a little baby deer, and it was on the ice and all of its hooves went out from underneath it. :(

It was cute, but sad, all at the same time.

I guess sometimes they just would like to wander around like every normal guy without the fear of being recognized, you know?

Oh, definitely. Sometimes I wish they had a little bubble that was the same as the world and they could go about as free as they wished and where everything was optional.

I guess that's the price of fame (remember my name!).

Anonymous said...

perhaps the little clip of him telling someone he meant "no" could be a reaction to some pretty bad harrassment.

I finally got to watch this, and I'm not sure it was as bad as some made it out to be. There are so many things going on as security is trying to shuffle them through the airport, and autographs and pictures are probably on the bottom of the list.

This is where I wish fans would be more considerate. But, I also wish that Gerard had been more considerate in his response.

ergo said...

ah mustard i remember that bit- thumper was sliding about

Anonymous said...

Yeah! That's it!

Anonymous said...

Hey Ergo, Bella, smokie.

Smoke said...

I LOVED THUMPER!

JocelynHolly said...

=]

Smoke said...

Hey again, BC! I yelled at you on the porch. ^_^

Smoke said...

PH!!!!!!

What you doin'????

Bellatrix said...

Yeah, I know.That's one of the reasons why I miss the old times.

Another one is the fans.
I mean, most of them now are teen ager girls who can only scream at the top of their lungs "Marry me!!!!I want to have you babies!!!!"

That's kinda embarassing and definitely not respectful.

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Smoke!

*adjusts Princess' tiara*


I just got home from school! How are you? =]

ergo said...

I saw it too mustard and didn't think it was that bad, I sound worse after I've had "mummy.....mummy..can I watch a dvd" " mummy can I watch a video" etc etc a few times!

Anonymous said...

Hi Smokie. You shouldn't have done that! ^_^

I mean, most of them now are teen ager girls who can only scream at the top of their lungs "Marry me!!!!I want to have you babies!!!!"

That's kinda embarassing and definitely not respectful.

-------------------------------------

Sometimes, because of this behavior, I feel ashamed of being a fan in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Hey PH! Hey BC!

Thumper's voice was so ooshy gooshy.

Bella:
I completely agree. But, I also feel that they know there are fans out there who aren't like that. At least I hope they do.

Anonymous said...

Hi grasshopper! How are you?

Anonymous said...

"About Gerard falling at the airport. He was actually tackled to the ground by three teenies who jumped on top of him."

He was tackled, someone there said this.

Bellatrix said...

Hey BC and PH!

I watched that clip too, mustard. I believe his reaction was not appropriate, but you can hear the tiredness in his voice...

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Bella, Ergo, Mustard, BC, and Anon(s)!

*hug for everyone*

BC, I'm good how are you? ^_^
<3

Bellatrix said...

"But, I also feel that they know there are fans out there who aren't like that. At least I hope they do."

I hope that too, mustard.

Smoke said...

I haven't watched it but I just gotta say, I can totally understand him being agitated.

I have a short fuse though so I probably would have backhanded one of them before I realized it. O_o

NO TACKLING! Damn!

ergo said...

Hi BC bella S&V PH (how's emily?)

Fimble Star said...

*shimmy shimmy arse in to the room*

hello guys, hope you are all well
i will see you all later

*shimmy shimmy arse out of the room*

JocelynHolly said...

0.0

Gerard was tackled?!

People these days..

ergo said...

I liked the skunk who said "you can call me flower if you want to"

Anonymous said...

Poor Gerard. I hope he wasn't injured. Grasshopper, I have a headache and someone threw away my Buffy and TUA comic that I just got in the mail today because they thought it was too "violent."

All the fucking shit I have to fucking put up with every fucking day. I can't do this, or I can't do that, or I'm not allowed to do this. I'm fucking fed up with it.

Anonymous said...

I liked the skunk who said "you can call me flower if you want to"

Aw, I remember! That sounds like me on most days.

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Ergo! Emily is great! My sister doesn't want to post any pics of her online though, so I can't even put them on my myspace or facebook!! =[

FS! =]
<3

Anonymous said...

http://i25.tinypic.com/w0pdgm.jpg

^That pic was taken at the same time Gerard got tackled. You can see how crazy the fans were.

JocelynHolly said...

BC, why would they throw it away? You're an adult, so it shouldn't matter.

*hug*

Smoke said...

My favorite part of Bambi was when Thumper's mother goes, "THUMPER! What did your father tell you?"

I love that. Sounds like my mama.

Smoke said...

Well, I'm gone too!

See you guys in a bit!

JocelynHolly said...

Bye Princess!<3

Bellatrix said...

"someone threw away my Buffy and TUA comic that I just got in the mail today because they thought it was too "violent."

O_o

Really? Oh my...I guess they've thrown away their own television too, then.


PH, your sister is right.The web isn't a safe place, especially
regarding children pictures...

Anonymous said...

Grasshopper, this is embarrassing for me to say, but my family tends to be over fucking protective even if I AM an adult.

I don't like people who try to control my life, not even my family.

Thanks for the hug. *Hugs*

Bellatrix said...

Bye S&V!
See you tomorrow!
*HUG*

JocelynHolly said...

Bella, I totally understand. If that was my child, I wouldn't want anyone to post pictures because it'd be kind of creepy to think that some random rapist could just save the picture to their computer without me knowing.

BC, that totally isn't fair. I hate it when people tell me what to do.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes it's like an never ending battle where I just want to be myself. I have to keep fighting every day just to do that. It sucks.

Anonymous said...

PH, yeah, it's not fair. That's why I argue and fight a lot about it because someone is always bitching about what books I read or want movies I watch, blah blah blah.

I enjoy my independence, and which is why I'm trying to find my own place to live. There's only so much I could take.

ergo said...

Ph that is perfectly understandable

but i bet she's gorgeous

JocelynHolly said...

BC, I face that every day. People expect a certain behavior from teenagers, and I don't want to be like every other person out there. I've learned that I just need to do my own thing. Don't let anyone tell you what you can or can't do.

That's probably shitty advice, considering that's probably how I got myself into so many fucked up places.

JocelynHolly said...

Ergo, she is:)

BC, you're one lucky person! I have three years until I can move out. I can't wait until then. That's the thing about me, I need and crave my independence. I need people to just leave me alone and let me do my own thing. It sucks because that's basically why I fight with my parents all the time.

Bellatrix said...

BC, I'm sorry you're feeling like that...

Anonymous said...

Ah, but we can all be in fucked up places together and work on getting ourselves out of them :)

JocelynHolly said...

Tis true mustard! =]

Have you received your daily installment of official Paperheart loving yet?

*hug*

Anonymous said...

I have not, PH, so thank you!


Sometimes I feel like these places are the safest. They don't throw you curveballs. You know exactly what's coming, so when you think it may be coming again, you can step to the side.

ergo said...

I'm off to the gym and stuff so I'll be back a bit later for a while

take care
byeeee

Bellatrix said...

"I need people to just leave me alone and let me do my own thing."

I know what you mean, PH. I moved out right after high school.Best decision ever.
My mom keeps telling me to come back home, but I love being indipendent and handle my life the way I want.

Bellatrix said...

Bye ergo!
*HUG*

JocelynHolly said...

Mustard, I know what you mean!! I love just being myself here too, without worrying about what people might say.

Bye Ergo! *hug*

Bella, my mom probably would hate me to go, but I just don't like people always bugging me. They expect so much from me, and they always say I'm miserable and grumpy and that I barely talk. People annoy me sometimes. I'm a generally happy person actually, soo.. =] But I just can't wait to move out. Two and a half more years! =]

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah for Jay-Z and the "magic" he worked on this girl!

So, now we really know what she sounds like.

Bellatrix said...

Trust me PH, I feel you.


Well guys I have to go.
Take care everyone and see you tomorrow.

Goodnight Mayo.
Goodnight SS.
Goodnight BlogBelieve.
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*

JocelynHolly said...

Good night Bella!! *hug*
<3

I'm off to eat.

Byee BB (blogbelieve)
Good bye Mayo!
Bye SS
Byee lurkers

*hug*<3

Anonymous said...

Bye Ergo.

BC, I face that every day. People expect a certain behavior from teenagers, and I don't want to be like every other person out there. I've learned that I just need to do my own thing. Don't let anyone tell you what you can or can't do.

-------------------------------------

You and me both PH. I don't like that people I know expect me to be this person that I am not. Even if I have to fight and argue every day to be myself, I wouldn't trade it for the world.

I don't want to be someone who's a fake.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight and sweet dreams Bella. Grasshopper, thanks for hearing me vent. Take care and lots of hugs to you.

And now I'm off. My headache is becoming a pain in the ass.

Anonymous said...

Check me out, I'm at home! W00t!

And tomorrow I'm leaving work a bit earlir to go see Jo-chan's play. ^_^ But man, did that conversation not go well. For the other person I mean. It was about Asscrack at work and I have to say, I'm a little irritated over the whole thng. Could you tell?

Anyway.




Anonymous said...

i would feel so bad for gerard if there were "teenies" outside of SVA screaming at him. i really hope that doesn't happen. it would be so embarrassing


I wonder if he's going to tell them to play with themselves and moan for him. Oh man, that'd be awesome.* You know that self-respecting women love to be treated that way by rich, famous people!**










*Sarcasm


**DOUBLE sarcasm

Anonymous said...

Where's Mayo?

Anonymous said...

On my chicken!

Anonymous said...

I can only wonder how your chicken feels about that, anon. O_o

Question for everyone: What's your favorite article of clothing, and why?

Anonymous said...

My coat.

Two reasons:

1. It keeps me warm.
2. It's a security blankie. :)

Anonymous said...

Ridiculous mob scene in Chile
Life imitates art (teenagers scare the living shit out of me

:( poor guys

Anonymous said...

What does your coat look like, Splash?

resurrected wreck said...

Tackled, eh? One wonders what they thought they were going to do with him once they got him down, or did they think that far ahead?

Or, come to think of it, did they think at all?

To answer K's question: my favourite article of clothing is my pair of black leather riding-style Geox boots. They're soft like butter and hot as hell!

Anonymous said...

What if I never post another fucking thing?

Anonymous said...

I think it's called a peacoat. It's black :)

Hello RW!


Anon? You okay?

Anonymous said...

If you're Mayo, we would be sad if you never posted again. If you an anon pretending to be Mayo, we would be glad. My guess is on "pretending anon" because Mayo already knows this.

Anyway, I have two favorite articles of clothing. One is a huge, voluminous purple knitted sweater I got about seven years ago. The sleeves are hugely way too long, and the hem fits over my knees without stretching when I curl up to play games and drink tea. It's softer than anything I own.

My other favorite are these extra long, knitted, over the knee socks.

Well, those are for winter. In the summer I love more than anything to wear my black, flower printed satin shorts and fitted sleeveless tops that have cool designs on the front.

Anonymous said...

Splash, peacoats are hot!

Anonymous said...

Well, they are if you stay wrapped up in them too long!

I love it. And sometimes if I feel froggy, I'll flip the collar up like Mikey Way circa LOTMS ;)

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, Mustard! :)

How's everyone doing tonight?

Uh... bleached eyes, K??

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

How are you? Did you have a most excellent day? I hope you did. Dude, don't look at the clock. It's Thursday. You know the drill. I must write to you before he gets home. My day was not as fucked up as yesterday. It was just a little fucked up. I can deal with that. Just barely....

Tonight, I am just freaking tired. Do you get that way? Like your body is trying to tell you something. Like maybe it wants to rest and not just sleep. Or maybe it needs to shut down for a bit. It's going to be so totally funny tonight when I go crawl my tired ass in my bed and I lay there all wide awake and stupid because my mind won't quit. Body is like shut the fuck up mind and mind is like ohhhhhhh but I can't we have shit to worry about. Hilarious stuff.

I give you permission to laugh your ass off at my silly self.

Mayo, hope you have a great night. Sleep if you feel like sleeping or ride it out wide awake if you have shit on your mind. Either way, you won't be alone.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. A good eight hours.

sdock10 said...

Blogger is still a bitch ass little cunt for trying to eat my comment 2 times and then trying to tell me that it had already posted.

Lying little hussy.

Hi ALL, Bye ALL!

Must go cook supper!

YAY ME!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi and bye, Sdock!

toujours said...

hi all, not sticking around 'till later -- gots to go shower, etc. -- but that anon up there wondering about posting anymore made me remember my dream from this morning.

i wasn't yet fully awake, and i had just drifted back off when i had a micro-dream: i saw mayo's next post, and all it said was "no more; surfeited". it was in a big font, and italicized and bolded. and i knew he was never going to post another thing ever again.

it startled me, and woke me all the way up.

yuck, huh?

resurrected wreck said...

Interesting, TJ. I guess time will tell!

toujours said...

it confused me, actually, because i haven't been worried about that for a while.

stupid brain. :/

i'll be back later!

Anonymous said...

Then back on the island that you swear by, still barely can't afford

It's still a question of
How long will this hold?


Is it any different now that we are here?
Don't you go there, not here, not now.
Not here, not now.

Anonymous said...

YHUS!

To the lyrics, not to Mayo.

But, I still maintain that if Mayo needs to end this for whatever reason, it's okay by me. I've found what I needed. I hope he has as well. Just give me a warning before you flip the switch.

Long enough to say my goodbyes.

Anonymous said...

Wait. No, I haven't found it.

I've just found a way to help me find it.

I can still use this place. I could use it forever. But, forever's not an option. Forever would mean me being dependent on everyone but myself, and I can't have that. Forever would mean that Mayo will never be on his own, always looking to us for guidance when he (and I) needs to find it inside.

There. That's better.

Anonymous said...

Guidance? Or just friendship?

Fimble Star said...

hello anybody?

just sat down and bored as hell. does anybody want to tell me about their day today?

resurrected wreck said...

*tackles FS*

*pulls a plastic monkey out of her hair*

How the hell did that get in there??

Fimble Star said...

i am still wondering that very thing rw.

i think it was pp, but i cant be sure. i will have to try and catch her sometime and torture her until she tells me :)

how are you hun good day in the opera?

Anonymous said...

Hi FIm.

Stressful, wacky, overworked and just Not Right.

This dog got hit by a car, right? The owners, a mother and daughter I guess, brought it in. It died in the car on the way,but they insisted it was still alive because they had held a mirror up to its nose and they swore there was fog on the mirror.

Well,clearly the dog was dead, but they stayed in the exam room with it for three hours, and the mother was crying hysterically. Not only crying, but wailing really loud, and screaming "PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE WAKE UP!" over and over again.

For three hours.

Finally we needed to use the room for appointments and had to ask them to leave. We had to hold onto the body for them so that someone else could pick it up tomorrow (why? I don't know,) and then the mother wouldn't give up the body. So in the waiting room she was screaming and crying and saying "PLEASE COME BACK!" over and over again.

I mean you know, I cried for hours when I lost my dog, too. Days even. Just, not with the screaming and wailing, not in public, and most of all, I pretty much knew that she was gone and that begging in a loud voice for her to come back wasn't going to, you know. Work.

So my friend and I brought the body back to put in in a coffin and my friend turned to me and said, "Umm... I don't know if she got the memo, but..."

And we both started laughing hysterically. You know the kind of laughing that you do when you're nervous or upset, but the upsetting thing is more or less over and all that's left is inappropriate laughter that makes you feel like a total dick, because you're pretty much laughing at someone else's pain? Yeah, funeral laughter.

Anyway, that was a part of my day! ^_^

ergo said...

hello Mustard Kapuneua Fimble and Rw

and anyone else about, I didn't scroll up too far.

Hows things?

weeeeeell fim my day is sunny with a nice breeze, doing washing and been grocery shopping for houseful of relatives over weekend.

ummmmm my fingers smell of garlic as I just put on some sauce in the slow cooker to make lasagne with later

about to go out and try to chase 6 chicks to move them to another cage

how was your day?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, EP :)

resurrected wreck said...

Work is going good, FS, though I think tomorrow is going to be boring because we finished all the pretty black gowns today and are now doing apron/maid dress alterations :/

How was your day?

Fimble Star said...

jules, i am so sorry that happened. i can understand why she acted liek that. i know i didnt act liek that when me hannah died but each to their own. people deal with death in different ways. are they ok now?

i always laugh when somethign bad happens. i hate showing how i really feel so i just put a smile on and try and hide it. i mean i try and use laughter to make the feelings go away. i think thats why i am hopeless at talkign to people with real issues and problems. i never know what to say and i dont help most of the time so i use laughter and try and crack jokes to make them laugh. i pprobably do more harm than good. oh well.

and now you have friday tomorrow, i know how you hate fridays! oh and you missed my voice last night. i was described as a foul mouthed english elmo. so use your imagination hehehe

Fimble Star said...

ergo, you make me want to live with you. sounds like you live in a place like the caravan park in summer bay. you have animals and it just oozes family life.

i hope your leg is on the mend, i havent heard much more about it and i am sorry to hear you fell right over infront of one of the dads at school, but you did make me laugh hehehe sorry.

lasagne sounds nice. remember to save some for me ;) how are you parents enjoying their stay? have you done anythign exciting with them?

Smoke said...

Yeah, funeral laughter.

OMG! I totally know what you're talking about. I get tickled at the most inappropriate times.

I've actually been at a funeral when a drunk guy had an outburst. It was torture. Pure torture. O_o

Hello everyone! I've been trying to 'get in' Mayo's for like thirty minutes now. GRRR!!! My slow ass computer is a bitch.

Fimble Star said...

rw, making dress's sound like good fun. do you have lots of laughter and giggles with your fellow makers? so once you have finished your maids alterations, will that be done and the costumes wil be ready for the show? or do you have more to do?

did you see your boss today and pass on my messege? hehehehehe

Fimble Star said...

hi princess, ergo, rw and jules.

my day was good, i was at class and then i came back to the house and cleaned. i have the tornado tomorrow so i will be in lurking mode tomorrow. i have to go and hide a list of things before she gets here tho. liek the phone, tele remotes and her new things are picture frames. she takes them all and places them in boxes in her room. i have to go and find them all. she stands there laughing at me like a loon!

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, S&V! :)

Anonymous said...

Hello again RW, Ergo, Fim, and Jules!

Guidance? Or just friendship?

Well, I guess Mayo will have to decide that now. He, in so many words, said that he needed us, that he needed this, that he found himself through us, that we were his mirror. I don't know if we're still that for him. I hope that he's beginning to find that stuff on his own now. I just don't want him to mistake my words. I do want to help if he needs me and us and every one of you guys.

But, I also want him to grow and do it on his own, to find it within him.

Anonymous said...

Hello Smoke!!!

resurrected wreck said...

Tornado??

Fimble Star said...

hey there slash

Fimble Star said...

rw, my niece is called charlotte. i nick named her the tornado cos she comes in the house and makes a mess like a tornado. i sometimes think she makes more of a mess than a tornado

Smoke said...

HEYYYYY!!!!

American Idol sucks. >_<

resurrected wreck said...

How old is she, FS?

Fimble Star said...

21 months old rw. but she acts like she is a teenager. seriously she knows how to work her cuteness

Anonymous said...

I hate when pets die. I guess it's because they're so helpless and you can't fix them like you want. But, there are times when we have to let go. And sometimes laughter is the best medicine :)

Anonymous said...

I laugh at funerals.I get uncontrollable giggles. When my grandmother died, I had tears from giggling.

It's because I'm immature.

resurrected wreck said...

Has she got you wrapped around her little finger, FS?

resurrected wreck said...

I can't remember the last funeral I went. Actually, I may never have been to one at all.

Fimble Star said...

it is slash, well for me. we came home one night and she had stroke. me dad and brother took her to the vet and then had to put her to sleep. she was 17 years old but she had a nice life.

Fimble Star said...

confession anon, i doubt you are immature for laughing at funerals. i dont know you so i cant say why you do it but my guess if i did that at funerals would be that i was hidding feelings!

have you been to many and what do the people do when they see you laughing?

Anonymous said...

I make it a point to avoid funerals at all cost. I just can't deal with that.


she was 17 years old but she had a nice life.

Aw, Fim. That's a wonderful thing. You know she was happy.

Fimble Star said...

rw, she has me wrapped round her little finger sometimes but she has my mother more. my mother hates when she cries so she picks her up everytime. i shout at me mum for doing it. when tornado cries i just laugh at her, cos she aint hurt, she aint upset. its just because she wants biscuits

Anonymous said...

Haha! Fim! Give that child some biscuits if she wants them!

Fimble Star said...

yeh she was slash. oh well part of life aint it. your born and then die. i dont like to think about it.

slash, did you aviod peole all day today?

resurrected wreck said...

Put a biccie in her little mouth, FS, that will keep her quiet!

Fimble Star said...

NO. if she whines for them and i give in everytime, she will get used to it and become a whiny child. she has to know that she cant have everything she wants. god i sound mean but it sounds right in my head when i know what i am doing.

Anonymous said...

slash, did you aviod peole all day today?

Yes, I managed to avoid the majority of the human race today. It's what I do :)

resurrected wreck said...

Well, good for you for holding your ground with her!

Fimble Star said...

how come tho slash. why did you want to avoid people?

rw, come here and i will give you a biccy

resurrected wreck said...

Oh, to return to the days when all it took to make me happy was a biccie.

*wistful sigh*

Anonymous said...

how come tho slash. why did you want to avoid people?

Well, I don't rightly know. Just a habit I suppose :)

Fimble Star said...

lol, i have two older brothers and i never got my biccy. me mum used to give us all a biccy each but they would eat theirs and then fight over mine. i used to see where she stashed the biccy tin tho and used to go and raid it when she wasnt looking hehehe

Anonymous said...

Clarify:

Biscuit = cookie

Right?

Fimble Star said...

i loved the days when i used to aviod people back home. it would be raining out side and i would be on me sofa with my duevt infront of the fire and the tele. all saturday afternoon. they were the best.

memories!!

resurrected wreck said...

^Yup

Anonymous said...

Sweet!

And a bitty is a sandwich!

Fimble Star said...

yes but we have different buscuits. your cookies are with differet things in like chocolate chip and smarties. things liek that. our biscuits are different as in we have chocolate all on top, or we have different kind of ones. i am crap at explaining it so if anyone wants to help me out it would be grand

resurrected wreck said...

That's a butty, Mustard.

Fimble Star said...

NOOOOOOOOOO

a butty is a sandwich.

:)

Anonymous said...

Oh, fuck.

Bitty. Butty. Same difference!

;)

Fimble Star said...

god, i am so bored. wat is their to do

ergo said...

oh a bikkie is always good!

sorry I was moving chicks and stuff, thanks fim it is nice here, but less people than the caravan park!

We have just grassy paddocks all around us with cows horses etc.

Parents are good, went shopping yesterday adn it has only just stopped raining so hopefully the weekend will be fine (it's friday here)
my leg is going well too thanks it's pretty much healed up and now just itchy, one bit is still covered up but it's nice and clean.

I won't save this lasagne I would make you a whole fresh one!
(we'll have 11 people for dinner so I doubt there'll be a lot left (have a cuple of other things too)

RW glad the costuming is good

Mustard I love living where I do as I don't have to deal with humans too often

anon inappropriate giggles are always understandable, I do it badly and I giggled the whole way through my wedding

anyone remember the Mary Tyler Moore episode with the funeral?

anima said...

Fim, is it like a biscotti?

*I'm reaching!*

ergo said...

bitty is a tiny little butty?

(we don't have butties we have sangers- short for sandwich)

Anonymous said...

It's like a Zwieback, right?

Fimble Star said...

i dont remember that episode ergo

i love the sound of your place. do you have any more piccys of your land and house? sorry for being nosy. its my fault.

11 people for tea? omg are you havig the neighbours round. i would love to have a fresh new lasagne. i would totally move to italy just so i can eat their food. i think bella is int he best place for that. she is itllian with the best food. god i am hungry just thinking of it.

ergo said...

fimble I am at a loss to help you there?

you mean the biscuit is all choc coated?

ergo said...

what on earth is a zwieback?

wasn't it something the baby had in Popeye?

anima said...

Fim, can you dip it? And if so, what would you dip it in? :)

Fimble Star said...

i biccy is short for biscuit.

a butty is another word for sandwich. it is a slang word so to speak.

so instead of saying 'i want a ham sandwich', i would say 'i want a ham butty'

anima and jules, i havent a clue what any of those are sorry

ergo said...

I'll send you a pic of my front view, check you email in a sec fim

MissTottenham said...

choccie biccie





Hi everyone, how are you?

A big wave to Bellatrix and Wendy.

Fimble Star said...

cheers ergo. will look forwar dto it

oh and i am sorry i cant explain better. i know what they are i just dont know how to explain

Fimble Star said...

yay, cheers me sheffy wag. i was waiting for some help here.

Anonymous said...

That looks like a waffle cone without the cone part!

resurrected wreck said...

Going to shower. I'm whiffy!

Back later...

Fimble Star said...

oh i can smell ya rw. have fun hun and wash behind your ears

slash, what on earth is that?

Anonymous said...

This is a biscotti.

They are not the same thing I don't believe.

Fimble Star said...

oh they look like brownies to me. but they would need like a chocolate cream on top

Anonymous said...

This is a waffle cone.

Sometimes they dip them in chocolate. That's where I saw the resemblance, just without the cone part!

Anonymous said...

No, biscottis are crunchy and most of the time you drink them with coffee and stuff.

They have them at Starbucks. :)

Anonymous said...

Our biscuits.

Fimble Star said...

right a waffle cone is the bottom of a cornetto. was you in the chat with us the other week when we was talking about them?

and a biscotti, i know what your talking about now. are they sometimes in a small cookie shape?

Fimble Star said...

your biscuits are our scones! and you have them for breakfast. madness

MissTottenham said...

Anytime Mancy babe. I saw you struggling to get across the concept of a choccie biccie and I had to laugh.

More biccies

sdock10 said...

*blows in just to spew profanity all over everyone*

I know you have fucking missed it. Right, Mayo? Fuck, yes.

Hi ALL! How the fuck is everyone doing?

What the fuck are you two doing?

I've never seen shit like that before.

*runs back out as to not get caught by Dude who has not caught on yet but will*

BYEEEEEEE!

ergo said...

ok fim sent it for you

Fimble Star said...

miss t, all these pics are making me miss home. seriosuly i want to dunk a digestive.

fuck10, how are you. good fucking day to you

ergo said...

missT we call those chocolate wheatens

and I always wondered about pepole in america having biscuits with their meals, then I realised it's scones

how are you?

Hi sdock

Fimble Star said...

wow ergo, cheers for them. i love the view from your house. it looks so peacefull but it did remind me of home and away hehehe sorry. are they your sheep in front?

the second pic it just awesome. i was waiting for steve irwin to jump out and say whoa just caught a ding bat.(with an australian accent of course) hehehehe.

ergo said...

I looooove waffle cones!!

I would just eat waffle cone.


nah I'd fill it with ice cream too

Anonymous said...

This is the scone I know.

Fimble Star said...

where is starry eyed surprise?

where is trollop?

where is pimp?

where is ho2?

Anonymous said...

Zwiebacks. ^_^

anima said...

Mustard, you rule.

ergo said...

Fim they are cows, they are just a bit further away, it's a bit wet for sheep, they tend to be out further west though there are some people have them.


Haha he probably would jump out, there's a lot of wildlife!

Fimble Star said...

oh jules, the tornado ate those but she grew to dislike them. cheers for them

Fimble Star said...

trust me to miss identify sheep for cows. well now i must go sit in the corner with my dunce cap on.

Anonymous said...

I have never seen a Zwieback. I didn't know it was a baby food!


Anima, what? I don't rule. Ray Toro's finger skillz rule! ;)

anima said...

I loved waffle cones at six flags.

And cheese fries. :)

Anonymous said...

This is a cow.

anima said...

The pictures you posted are perfect. That's what I mean. So therefore you rule!

ergo said...

oh we have nothing like zwieback are they really hard like a rusk?

scones

MissTottenham said...

That's a funny name for i biccie Ergo.

Fim, I'm sorry that it's making you homesick. Chin up sweetie.

Fimble Star said...

you are so bad slash but you make me laugh. seriously

Anonymous said...

Speaking of theme park foods.

This is a funnel cake.

It's amazingly bad for you and it's covered in powdered sugar, and it could kill you with its massive size.

anima said...

K, I do not think I ever seen zwiebacks. I want to spell it 'zwei'....

They look like ummm, those other cookies...

Damnit, now I have to go find a picture.

ergo said...

in fimbles defense they were white and they were far away, it wasn't as obvious as mustard pic, then I would be worried

*takes dunce cap off fimble*

*brings her out of corner*

anima said...

Ergo, I've never seen scones like that. But they look very yummy.

Mustard, funnel cakes are amazing. Somehow I always inhale the powder sugar and choke a bit. I have to be careful. ;)

Fimble Star said...

best biscuit on earth. bite the top off, then lick the middle then eat the bottom

Anonymous said...

Another theme park food:

These are corndogs.

It's a battered hotdog. What the hell?

Fimble Star said...

thank you ergo, thank you for saving me. i knew i wasnt just seeing things hehehe

oh slash, that looks like yu would be sick. it remind me of a giant donut for some reason

Anonymous said...

Mustard, funnel cakes are amazing. Somehow I always inhale the powder sugar and choke a bit. I have to be careful. ;)

Bah! I do that, too! It's like the sugar goes right back to your throat and you can't breath.

Anonymous said...

YHUS!

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