Thursday, February 21, 2008

Blind Man's Bluff

Collared Green

I will not be drawn
By your lead.
While you push, push, push
Your finger into my chest,
Bruising your insolence into my collarbone.
Blue radiating to my shoulder, and then arm to hand
Where the green takes hold.
Eating away at my flesh
Working in tandem with the air
To fuel disintegration
Until my fingers fall off.
Until my eyes fill and follow
The trail of digits, divided
Along the cement, among the shoulders.
Go on about your day now.
Take a deep breath of air
Feel it pull, pull, pull
My pestilence into your mouth
Burning your disdain down your throat.
Blue radiating to your lungs, and then heart and soul
Until your eyes turn green.
Until you can no longer see
I lick my wounds down to the knuckle
And I will wax without device.





p.s. beneath an ocean.

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Amyranth said...

So, what'd I miss?

-A

ergoproxy said...

woo hoo 1st on p 13

Vivienne said...

Well guys, I can put of shower and food no longer.
I hope things have settled down. and will remain that way.

Mayo, You take care now! eat, sleep, breath etc. Don't do anything I wouldn't do! ;)

SS, I miss you like crazy, you sweet potato you!... so come back soon.

FAMILY Please, for the love of all that is good and great, stay a family.
I love you all.


xoxo cupcake

Amyranth said...

Second and fourth?

Where's Mayonaise?

-A

Anonymous said...

After the party
by the ink dark moon; your path.

My sleeves are still dry
even in the foxfire marsh.

Though words haven't dried:
"fan of a floating woman."

Don't look up alone.
The shadows covet your light
as you shine through veils of ash.

ergoproxy said...

cupcake your email doesn't like replying it came back to me so I sent it with the original email address from your profile ( it adds a . in the name)

Anonymous said...

Me, Carrie? It's funny, I just have been killing zombies, actually. No wait, I tell a lie: I just got killed four times, damnit.

I don't have work tomorrow. ^_^

Ergo: it's more fun if we stick to a form. You wanna? And it has to mention the moon and flowers, that's one of the rules of Renga.

ergoproxy said...

hi amyranth

i thought he may have shown up too

ergoproxy said...

you give an example kapunua and we can follow, I'll have a go

Amyranth said...

Ergo, he must be stuck on the Oscars.

Wow, Ellen Page didn't win Best Actress. :P

-A

Anonymous said...

Just because it's a new page, doesn't mean you have to post it again

Carrie said...

Yeah, I saw you found an extra game with a different character earlier, so I figured that's what you had been up to. :)

Anonymous said...

Hey Amy, Ergo, Carrie, Cupcake, K, anon.

Anonymous said...

It's a different poem, anon; don't be a dick. I'm doing the same story with different forms. If you don't like it, skip it. In fact you may want to begin to skip a lot because Ergo and I and hopefully a few others are going to play a game.

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

Just because it's a new page, doesn't mean you have to post it again


Just because you're anonymous doesn't mean you have to comment on EVERY.SINGLE.FUCKING.THING.WE.DO.

-A

Vivienne said...

Ergo, the dot shouldn't be there, so maybe if you just remove it... or... lol I'm not sure!
But there should be no dot.

Hi BC! you're BC again!

Anyway, I really gotta run now!

*hugs for all!*

xoxo cupcake

Anonymous said...

Oh, hey Carrie! Yeah, I looked at the clock and said O_O . I've been playing it since around 6:30 on and off. It's cool because there were a few things in the game early on, like when suddenly all the zombies quit trying to kill me and went to church, that made me go "WTF?!" And this section of the game explains those weird things. It's kinda cool, I highly recommend gaming to unwind.*










*Give you nightmares and frustrate you.

ergoproxy said...

Hi BC!

yes CC I don't know why it puts it there, but I know now so I won't have hassles.

oh amyranth - beautiful comment to the anon.

Carrie said...

Night Cupcake, hey BC, Amy, ergo (although I already said hi to you) :)

Anonymous said...

Okay, our renga. Here are some rules.

Our renga will just go:
5
7
5

7
7

And so on until we finish it. The last verse should reflect the first one, to close it out for good luck. Is that cool?

Usually the host writes the first part, the 5-7-5. Well, Mayo isn't here, but what if we take his post and make it a 5-7-5? Do you think, or would that be rude?

Then, our renga must refer to flowers twice, the moon three times.

Anonymous said...

Cupcake, ha ha, yep. Goodnight and sweet dreams. Ergo, I'm glad that your leg is getting better.

Wow, I'm tired.

Carrie said...

I totally suck, like beyond the telling of it, at games. The only one I have EVER gotten through was Prisoner of Azkaban for the PC. I can't get through the PS2 versions. I am like, seriously lame when it comes to games.

ergoproxy said...

sounds good kapunua!

hello carrie on a new page!

toujours said...

hello everyone, how's it going?

i have the next chapter of the gothic ready to go, shall i post it? :)

Anonymous said...

You know what, I can't bring myself to reduce Mayo's post or to mess with it. So how about, instead of having the host do the hokku, we'll just make the hokku a greeting in reference to our host. Is that all right?

You know, I'm so weird about rules. >_<

ergoproxy said...

back in 20 mins

Anonymous said...

Hi squeak squeak. Please post the next chapter. Pretty please? With sprinkles on top? :)

See you soon Ergo

ergoproxy said...

oh yay TJ

i'm off for a tick and I'll be excited now!

toujours said...

okey dokey! be right back with it. :)

Anonymous said...

I'll try to wait up for you, Ergo.

Unless anyone else wants to play, too? ^_^

toujours said...

The Mayo Gothic continues

The Direful Secret of Castle Mayo
by
Elena and Toujours


chapter 22:

"believe," arabella whispered.

"oh, look, she's waking up." fimble star's voice was very close to arabella, and the woman opened her eyes and turned her head on the pillow. her dear friend was sitting in a chair at her bedside, smiling at her. arabella shifted her gaze, and saw mustard standing there as well, a relieved expression on her face.

"you fainted after lord mayo healed you."

"healed her?" fimble was indignant. "bloody well brought her back from the dead, more like!"

"he...did?" arabella was hesitant, her voice low and soft.

"don't you remember, arabella?" mustard was concerned. "out on the lawn...?"

the memories returned to her in startling clarity, and arabella closed her eyes against the echo of fear they raised. but then she opened them again, her eyes wide and fixed on her inner sight.

"he saved me." she looked at her sisters. "you all saved me."

fimble smiled and took arabella's hand in her own, and mustard likewise smiled, and spoke. "you're still very weak, arabella, so rest awhile more. everything wil be alright now."

"yep, you close your eyes again, sweetie, and take a nap." fimble patted arabella's hand, and stood. "we're going to go back downstairs for now, but we'll be back to check on you."

arabella was too weak to argue, though in her heart she knew that their troubles were not yet behind them. she could only return the kind smiles of her friends, and her eyes were closed in unwilling slumber very soon after they had made their departure.

back downstairs in the main hall of the castle, the air was filled with much discussion. the events of the night were still being turned over and examined from every angle by the women gathered there.

mustard and fimble rejoined the group, exchanging gentle hugs with a few as they were welcomed back.

"how is she?" resurrected wreck asked.

"she looked much better, not as pale as when we brought her inside. but she's still so very weak." mustard was solemn.

"well, it only stands to reason! after all, it's not every day that you're brought back from the dead!" op l. said with a grin, and there were answering grins on many faces. the surprise and relief lord mayo's miraculous appearance had wrought was still felt keenly by all.

"well, at least it's over." cupcake said with a sigh as she plumped herself down on the couch next to paperheart.

"actually, it isn't."

"sdock's right," op j. said, stepping to stand next to sdock and laying a supportive hand on the woman's arm. "lord mayo said that...that thing would return."

sdock gave op j. a warm smile, then addressed her words to the group, "we have to prepare."

"prepare how?" martha asked. "we didn't even hurt it."

"i think we did," elena spoke from the table where she sat. "i was watching him when he vanished, and just before he did, his face looked like he was in pain."

"i saw that, too," ergo agreed. "in fact, i don't think he vanished because he killed arabella, i think he left because he had to."

"but, we weren't doing anything to him," pickled possum said, "we were channeling all our thoughts toward lord mayo."

the women exchanged looks amongst themselves, their thoughts whirling with the implications.

"it was creepy how much he looked like lord mayo." wendy shuddered a little at the memory of it.

"and why arabella? why did he feel like he had to attack her?" amyranth looked at her sisters, a thoughtful frown on her face. "is it because she's truly related to lord mayo, like we thought?"

"what happened with the research in the library?" bleeding chaos asked. "was anything discovered?"

carrie spoke up out of the murmurs, "they found an old book that seemed to be about the castle itself, but i don't know where it is right now."

upstairs, arabella slept, but was restless with dreams. she moved fitfully under the quilted coverlet, small wordless sounds falling from her lips.

on the small table beside her bed, laying where she had left it at the very beginning of the long night which was mercifully now over, was the leather and metal-clad book of the castle's history.

in the gloom of arabella's bedroom, draped closed against the dawning morning light, the slim volume seemed to glow with a sickly phosphorescence.

"the key...." the words uttered by arabella were soft and slurred by sleep.

"the book..."

she gasped, and awoke, and sat upright in her bed, her hair and clothes disordered, but her mind clear. she turned and looked at the book, and knew what needed to be done.

Anonymous said...

Kapu I know you think you're some kind of genius or something but please give it a rest.

Anonymous said...

And you don't have to post a poem just because somebody else did (elenacough). You didn't corner the market on writing poetry.

Anonymous said...

TJ, chapter was a bit short, but other than that, excellent work.

Carrie said...

cool chapter! Your and Elena's imagination astounds! I am so enjoying this, seriously, thank you guys.

ergoproxy said...

I'm back kapunua if you want to post the first verse, it can be ongoing

Anonymous said...

Okay! Let's see what I can whip up.

Have we all got the rules?

For anyone who wants to play, the rules are at 12:23 Here we go, have fun!

ergoproxy said...

ooooh TJ very good!

I wonder what happens next! And I love the image of the old book.

Anonymous said...


In dark mid-winter,
we greet you in your own home,
searching for your hand.

ergoproxy said...

moonlight caresses our words
giving life to black and white




that ok?

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's perfect! I won't hog the whole thing. Next stanza is 5-7-5, someone else go?

toujours said...

thank you, carrie and ergo -- and bc, though i should scowl at you for saying it's too short! lol

toujours said...

i'll pass, kapunua. i've filled my quota of creative endeavor for the night. ;)

Anonymous said...

That's cool. Anyone?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry master squeak squeak *bows head in shame* ;p

ergoproxy said...

you go kapunua

Anonymous said...

I think you're a bitch,
I wish I could moon you now,
you get no flowers.

Why don't you get fucked today? It would improve your mood hag.

Amyranth said...

Okay, I'll play.

I'm not exactly poetic though, so bear with me.

Under the moonlight, I cough, sneeze and hack.
The caress of the tissue against my nose. I believe I'll call in sick tomorrow.



So whad'ja think?

-A

Anonymous said...

and as night descends
blossoms fall from your fingers
made of light and blood

Amyranth said...

Anon, the difference between me and you is that I'M a SMARTass.

-A

Anonymous said...

That probably goes for everyone, 1:14, you know what I'm saying? Shyyyit, son.

ergoproxy said...

amyranth - very descriptive!
lol

anon hey you followed the pattern that took some effort

toujours said...

heehee! that's perfectly alright there, bc. :D

Anonymous said...

Fuck this is so embarassing for the whole blog the way you carry on with the pretensious poetry.

Anonymous said...

Amy, ha ha I love it. Very descriptive, but I am enjoying reading you guys' hokku. It's so pretty.

Wow, an anon wants to moon K? I hope you wiped your ass first.

ergoproxy said...

anon it's something to do

dripping down on us below
amyranth pass the tissue


making it a little less "pretentious" for you anon???

ergoproxy said...

damn it's hard to sound sarcastic on a blog

Anonymous said...

I'm superfly tired, guys, so I'm going to get to bed. Please do continue the renga if anyone wants to.

Hope you all have a nice night / day / whatever it is where you are.

S(S)S, like the one hooker said to the other in that movie, "Take care of you." ^_^ No really, I mean that. Not the hooker part though.

Mayo, long days and pleasant nights to you. Hope to read you soon my pretentious friend. ^_^

ergoproxy said...

goodnight kapunua sweet dreams

Amyranth said...

Heaven forbid you be pretentious enough to spell it correctly.

Fucking Anons.

-A

Anonymous said...

Night night k

toujours said...

good night kapunua. :)

Carrie said...

Night K! I was totally digging on VH1 classic, they are playing The Cure and Smashing Pumpkins and Fishbone and all matter of peeples I haven't seen in forever!

ergo said...

an anonymous
feels need to interfere
sucking fun from life

why do they want to dampen?
why do they cast a shadow?

could it be their life
lacks the very things that they
try to take from us?

yellow hippopotmi
dark green antelope

imagination
can be more enjoyable
interference free



hah I'll stop now, don't want to be pretentious!

Anonymous said...

I wiped my BC*, It felt a little funny,
I thought about it.

And said to myself, hey self
she won't get this, so just stop.








*ass.

Carrie said...

Night, guys, I have to get my bum up in the morning to take the little one to school. Plus my hubby is taking the day off so we can go see Jumper. I haven't seen a movie in the theater since the last Harry Potter came out! We're kinda lame that way.

Carrie said...

Oh wait, forgot the most important part. Goodnight Watchers!! Vote for Carrie, and Entropy, the pimp could use a boost. But not Fim, no never that ho!

ergo said...

night Carrie

my student saw Jumper yesterday and said she thought it was great!

hope you have a lovely time, I haven't been to the movies in soooo long! I don't even see them at home either,keep thinking I sould but never really get around to it!
Are you goung to have lunch out too?

Carrie said...

Hopefully, if I have my way. There's a good Chinese buffet in the mall that has really good lo mein and crab rangoons, which are my favorite.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight and sweet dreams Carrie.
Anon, I figured you'd say something boring like that.

ergo said...

sounds great! And if you're out anyway and it happens to be lunchtime... my hubby takes very little prompting, especially when it's a day out, just the 2 of us!

have agreat time, let me know if it's worth seeing, I think the ads I've seen look good.

Carrie said...

Night BC and Ergo, and um "poetry" anon

toujours said...

what's jumper?

ergo said...

disaster o disasters!!

I just found that
my outside fridge has decided to stop working properly so I just had to distribute everything between my chest freezer and my other fridge.

my scotch and dry may be dry but it ain't cold!!

ergo said...

TJ it' a movie about these people who I think just have to think of a place and they can go to it and there are others trying to catch them.
and they can take people or things with them , sort of sci fi/chase they've had the ads on tv here a lot.
Looks like a bit of a different idea for a movie ( I think it's based on a book)
Morgan Freeman is in it, I think

haha you can tell my memory is going badly today!

elena said...

Hello?

toujours said...

thanks for the info, ergo. i'm so out-of-the-loop. :/


howdy, elena.

Anonymous said...

hi elena

I'm waiting for my drink to get cold :(
I put it in the freezer

and I am watering the garden

what are you up to?

did you have a good day TJ? Elena?

Anonymous said...

Hi elena.

Goodnight everyone. Goodnight Mayonaise, SS, Family.

toujours said...

good night bc. :)

my day was on the okay side of things, ergo. i didn't accomplish much, but, you know.

*shrugs*

elena said...

So Mayo….

Are you pissed at what has been going on in your house? Do you look at your Lovelies and wonder “WTF?”

Well, can’t say as I blame you if that’s the case. The shit that has been flying here is of Biblical proportions. You know real end of the word kinda shit. Dogs and cats living together and so forth. Okay maybe it’s not quite that bad but you get my drift.

But here’s the thing. I still believe we can work this out. I still hold out hope. (Yeah just ignore that poem from earlier I was having a moment). Look I know we’ve been acting like unruly children with our destructive behavior. Wait, unruly child with destructive behavior? Seems I remember someone using those words to describe himself. Now who could that be? Don’t you just hate it when someone throws your words back at you? Mayo I’m not really throwing them back at you I just want you to remember that good people hit bad times. The Lovelies are still lovely. Just a bit messy right now. I think we could all use a good bath. Hey, your mind didn’t just take that sentence and run with it, did it? Tell the truth Mayo.

Look, don’t give up on you house. It will be okay, I promise. Fuck I sound so optimistic, don’t I? That’s because deep down I am even though I try not to. I hate when that happens. I just ended a sentence with a preposition. Once again I just went off track. Never mind what I ended the sentence with that’s not important. What is important is my “message’ if you will. Things will get better. (Even if there are prying eyes)

Take care, Mayo. Hope to hear from you soon.

Elena (fucking cheery) (but really meaning it)

ergoproxy said...

elena I love what you said!
(plus the Ghostbusters reference)

we can survive, people have been wounded but things happen and get blown way out of proportion, it's happened before, it happens in real life and in virtual life. If people want to make amends it can be done. Things may be different but they can still be good.

Sleep well Elena and sweet dreams

TJ I am just happy I don't have a swollen foot today! It's actually for the first time looking better, I see the doc in the morning again and I have my parents for a week from tomorrow and my cousin staying for 6 in a few days, so I'm looking forward to it.
(though last visit ended a bit badly as in: you think the blog had a bad day?? It was nothing compared to last parental visit, but I have hopes this will not end up the same, a few lessons learned there!)

ergoproxy said...

Mayo

not much to say, I had a nice day, blog...well it's different and it'll take time but it'll be ok.
Hope you had a good day too.
Wishign love hope peace and strength to you and yours
much love EP xx
SS
you too lotsa love
EP xx

goodnight all
BC, TJ and anyone else around

toujours said...

mayo,

when ergo asked me how my day went, i was surprised to realise i couldn't remember much of it. it just slid by. i mean, i did do something, i had a list, i crossed things off...but it was nothing groundshaking, nothing to stick to the brain.

and what i do remember of the day didn't technically happen.

see, i have this thing that i do sometimes, and have since about forever. i daydream.

that doesn't sound like much, but i can get so involved in the story i'm spinning in my head i'm really only half in this world.

so today i did stuff, and i crossed off items on that list, but really, i was...elsewhere.

and i have to admit, i'm just a little bit embarrassed by this pastime of mine. i mean, shouldn't i have outgrown this years ago? but i rationalize it by occasionally recording the stories...then i'm not daydreaming, i'm "plot-building" and "character-developing". yeah. that's it.

so that was my day. embarrassing confessions aside, it was refreshing.

mayo, if i could, i would imagine up a day for you, perhaps one filled with conversation and watching the changing light, and laughter at things no one else understands, a day that fills you to the brim.

and bare feet. everyone should have a day they don't have to wear shoes.

good night from me, mayo, and hoping you find a day like that soon.

farawaysoclose said...

well hello to everyone!

hope the family are ok. i'm kinda out of the loop but i get that shit has gone down. so i really hope all the family are doing ok.

hi mayo man. thought there would be something new to read from you today but you're gonna make us wait again aren't you?!

SS god i hope you are ok and just sooo crazy bizzy that you can't pop in. take care anyway, we miss your kind and happy presence.

ok so goodnight to TJ and elena and BC and anyone else.

hello to ergo if you are still around.

Tj great update. i am loving it!!

hello to soon to arrive wendy?? and PP?? i knew you couldn't stay away, i have seen you around!!


and last but not least. kass my friend commiserations to you on yesterday's result!! i didn't watch it but listened on radio 5 whilst driving back from essex.

hope your camping weekend wasn't marred (always think of johnny marr when i write that)by the result.

anyway i told you its a mickey mouse cup!!!

farawaysoclose said...

oh and happy birthday bert!!

soulconnector said...

My best thoughts to everyone

“Along the cement,among the shoulders,”
Mustard, you asked mayonaise about this.Of course, I am unsure of his meaning.
However, this is what came to my mind after reading most of the comments.


The Gutter
Between cement shoulder and ass-phalt

You may find Good and Bad…

At times,carelessly used up and purposely discarded
Void of light, Bad often overpowers by sheer cunning
Opposites, now they flow as one negative source

Surging downward, sneaking past iron gates of truth
Walls marked with slime,a grim reminder

Touching earth below, it settles into a lifeless puddle
Oh the smell… within this glossy soup
In some way, resembling ancient “primordial ooze”

What are the possibilities, you ask?

Somehow, someway truth ignites a light
Good stirs and strains, beginning to free itself
Eventually, a solid form emerges and life begins anew

Or

Left abandoned in the dark, even by truth
It remains trapped in Bad’s glutinous mush
Weakened and unable to wash
Slowly rotting…Good dies a filthy death

searching my friends
`sc

Kassiopeia said...

Hi Mayo & BlogPeeps!

So do we have our own group of cyber-stalkers, or do we have one person who says we've got our own group of cyber-stalkers? Either way, I'm quite impressed/disturbed that anyone actually gives that much of a toss about us!

Thanks FASC and a grudging "congrats" to MissT. Humpf! Beautiful Jose would never have let the Carling Cup slip from our grasp...

Kass xx

Fimble Star said...

good morning lovely people in blogbelieve.

Miss t - i could kiss you and all your team, seriosuly. well done on beating the dirty blues hehehe.

Kass - i am sorry for your lose but there is always next time hun :)

Hapyy birthday Bert!!!!

and

VOTE FOR FIMBLE STAR

catch you lovely people later,
toodles
xx

Pickled Possum said...

I'd vote for you Fimble!

I feel connected with you on a spelling level.













Level 2.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Morning, to you. How are you feeling? I hope you are doing well. Me? I'm okay. It's Monday so of course I am dealing with the usual grrrrrrr Monday blues and agitation. I'm just about to go eat my bowl of cereal and try to get my mind ready for 9 hours of BS today. Psyching myself up is a big part of my morning routine. Yep, yep.

Mayo, I'm trying to psych you up for Monday too. Can you feel the excitement in the air? Do we know what's in store for us on this brand new day? No, we don't. We think we do, but we have no idea. There is no way to grasp all the possibilities. Think of all the decisions that have to be made before you even leave the house. Breakfast, clothes, and the music you will listen to. Then when we get out in the world, we have to factor everything and everyone else into our little simple equation. What a mathematical mess...


Here's to me hoping that it all balances out for you today. That you plug in all the right numbers and you get the solution you've been after. Remember to show your work.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. The right formula helps.

Fimble Star said...

pp, we can misspell together. bring on level 3. that will be a toughen. good luck

right i am off to et ready, catch you guys later

xx

Pickled Possum said...

Good morning SC
Good morning Kass
Good morning FS
Good morning FASC
Good morning socky
Good morning family, Mayo, SS, lurkers, the disheartened, and the whole flocking jappy world of BlogBelieve!

FASC, I couldn't stay away! I can never give up a flaming thing for more than a few days >_<
I did get a bit done though, but not as much as I intended.

Kaaaassss!
Where are you? Are you folding your tent up or something?

Fimble,
I don't even want to think about three yet, unless...




































it's in the bed.










Not really ^_~














but maybe...





Watchers = @_@

PP = LAO

Pickled Possum said...

616 it is weird around here without reading your early morning namaste.

Where are yoooouuu?

*wonders if needs to search Ace's bags for 616 when he arrives here*

Kassiopeia said...

Hi PP, Fimble & Sdocky,

Tent is neatly folded away and I'm back in dreary work mode, but temporary significant other is back in Blighty (he works most of the year in Switzerland) so until I heard the football scores I spent most of the weekend grinning like a loon!

And whereabouts is 616? - I haven't had more than a perfunctory glance back at the comments so I'm not really up to speed.

Kass xx

sdock10 said...

Happy Bert McLove day!

Share the love, share the happiness, share the good times with all!

You can worry about all the other shit tomorrow.

Later Lovelies!

I'm off to work! Grrrrr..

Have a good one!

Pickled Possum said...

Kass said,
...temporary significant other...

You truely warm the cockles of a man's heart Kass =)

616 is a little less sunshiney at the moment. Some clouds came by.
I hope she's back later.

Socky, you know what is coming...

Happy Bert McLove day to you as well =)

Smoke said...

Good morning everyone!

Have a fantabulous day!



♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Happy Birthday Bert McCookies!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Anonymous said...

*loving being back at this time of day*

Goodnight all.

Kassiopeia said...

Hi S&V!

G'nite PP,

Well unfortunately he lives in another country, but he's my marriage & babies back-up for when I hit 35!! I also have some prime gay sperm lined up - a girl's got to be prepared...

Who said romance was dead?!

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

Gerard.


Morning everyone! I'm celebrating Herbert's birthday by taking a vow not to shower. Tommorrow. :)

Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

Hey, let me misspell 'tomorrow' like a first grader.

I will not lie.

I misspelled that word so much growing up. That and 'alligator.'

I don't know why I misspelled 'alligator,' but I did.

Anyway! Smell you guys later!

farawaysoclose said...

happy bert mclove day!

elena said...

Morning Mayo, SS and Family

New day, new beginning...

Let's go out there and make it our own.

Can someone give me a "Hell yeah"

Come on let me hear it!!!

Now GO

(Elena is fucking trying really, really hard)

Anonymous said...

How old are you, li'l Bert?!

I is dis many old.

Anonymous said...

Party Hat!



Elena, I will do my very best :)

elena said...

Thank you Mustard. I knew I could count on you!!!

Kassiopeia said...

Hi Mustard & Elena,

Elena definitely sounds a bit perkier than when we last met. I hope you're actually feeling better too!

Ray's head fell off over the weekend - I hope it's not a portentuous sign, as he bangs his own pretty darn hard when he's into the moment and I'd hate to have it fly off into the crowd...

Happy Birthday Bert! I'm not a huge fan of The Used, but anyone with that dedication to grubbiness deserves props.

Kass xx

elena said...

Kass Good to see you!

I'm taking charge and taking names.

I want this place back to normal. Well as normal as any of us can be. I'm tired of all the stupid shit that has been going on. So yeah, I'm using my mama voice and making demands. Sorry to hear about Ray.

Now HAVE a GREAT Day (that is an order)

Anonymous said...

Hell Yeah, Elena!

Safe on the Waves.

Anonymous said...

First, thank you to all those that stood up for me, it means a lot. I might not be the nicest person on here sometimes, but I neither have the time nor the inclination for sabotage. (I am a little flattered that you think me capable of computer trickery. If you only knew my limitations.)

Second, I can not blindly agree that the OPs did not post that comment. I know it was them. I am fine with keeping that opinion to myself after this, so you will not find me arguing or belaboring the point as some obnoxious anons have done.

Third, calm down. Take a deep breath. Stop sweating the small stuff.

Have a wonderful day, everyone.

Anonymous said...

PPU Said...
"I am a little flattered that you think me capable of computer trickery. If you only knew my limitations."

Yes. Typing with hooves must be bad enough, let alone doing anything else. :) :) LOL!

Safe on the Waves

Anonymous said...

I have read further back and now see that others (KIND, PEACE-LOVING PEOPLE) have been ensnared in the OPs and anons trap, and to that I say...

Fuck you. Get a life.

And scene.

elena said...

Thank you Safe!!!!

PPU thank you for your comment. I agree we all need to take a deep breath and calm down. (I don't agree with you about the Punks of course but I respect the fact that you have your opinion)

Now people let's take back our house (Mayo you did say it's ours and much yours)

Now I'm off to take sick kids to the doctor. (crap mentioned something personal) Oh fuck it, it's not like anyone here doesn't already know I've got kids)

Stay strong people!!

Mayo dude...Give me a "Hell Yeah"

Elena

elena said...

PPU just saw your last comment...


Take a breath!!!

Anonymous said...

Safe, very difficult, indeed. The horn comes in handy for the 10-key pad though. Thanks for trying to maintain peace around here this weekend.

Anonymous said...

Elena, they can choose to make me a scapegoat all they want, but including Sdock and others simply because they talk to me? That is just hurtful and childish.

You are right though. I will take a breath.

Kassiopeia said...

Hi PPU,

Should I be thankful that I don't know what you're talking about or do I need to read a weekends worth of comments?

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

Kass, please do not ruin your monday by doing that.

Anonymous said...

I would like to clarify my earlier statement. When I said obnoxious anons, I certainly was not referring to any anons who were defending Sdock and I. I am grateful to you.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, happy BERTday! ^_^

Mayo, hope you didn't mind that we started (and failed to finish) a renga last night and, uhh, sorry that got anonned out, too. Hope you are having a pleasant monday.

PPU, I feel obliged to say "whaddup homeslice" to you this morning you know? Shoots, I never even really talked to you in the first place, but hey, I was there. Or wasn't there? Or something? Anyway, whaddup homeslice, and, yeah, I know that Mischief Managed was not involved.

Interesting fact, as a child I was obsessed with unicorns to the point of like intense historical study that detracted from my actual schoolwork. I used to keep newspaper clippings on the experiments they were doing in order to create one, and one time they actually did, sorta. They couldn't use a horse though, because horses obviously can't grow horns, but they used goats and bred it so that only one horn grew. Still, it was a unicorn, and I feel like I should make some kind of "scapegoat unicorn" pun only I can't think of any, so let's just leave it as "whaddup homeslice."

Well, hope everyone has a fine Monday.

Anonymous said...

Kapunua, I have known you do not like me, so it makes your comments all the more special.

Thank you. I will be your homeslice any time. Do I get to call you home skillet?

Have a good day.

Anon616 said...

Good *insert time of day here* Mayo, SS, Elena, Possum, Safe, Kass, MIB, FASC, peeved mythical creature (I might add, getting pissed off DOES NOT change the nature of the creature), The Watchers......sunshine, starlight, moon glow!

Possum: Sorry if I made you worry, pet! I fell asleep. WHOA -imagine that - me actually getting more than 3 (consecutive) hours of sleep??? I LIKED IT!
I was exhausted after my busy weekend. (pssst: Writing this from Ace's guitar case, trying to sneak into Derrick's guitar case, LOL!!!)


Elena: Great post up there at 3:18a.m. and great breathing advice!
Much like Safe's "water off a duck's back" advice!

Yeah, sometimes that water does reach the skin and it can be quite irrating. Skin and feathers are all dry now, the sun is SHINING once again and, hopefully, everyone is breathing!

*does a happy/cheerful dance with Elena*
Hope the kids are okay, Elena!

Mythical creature: A SCENE??? I don't want "a scene". I want the WHOLE DARN MOVIE (and a tub of buttered popcorn)!!!
:))

And, since I now KNOW some have missed this;
To ponder today:
````````````````````````````````
"I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time."

Jack London
````````````````````````````````

May we all live each day as a superb meteor!!!

For Ergo & all KISS fans/anyone interested....I have uploaded 2 more ACE videos at:

Ace Frehley - Deuce and Trouble Walking - in New Orleans

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

PS: Making this perfectly clear;
I am NOT REALLY in anyone's guitar case. WE know how rumors can start!
;-)

Anonymous said...

Hell Yeah, Wendy!

Safe on the Waves

Anon616 said...

One more thing:

OPs: I miss you ladies and I KNOW you would not lie.....
anymore than Sdock would!

Several of us have pointed out examples of Bloggers glitches/errors. Oh well, you can lead a horse to water; but you can not make him drink.
Especially a dead horse!

Anon616 said...

Anonymous said...
Hell Yeah, Wendy!

Safe on the Waves

==============
A big HELL YEAH for you too, SAFE!
You giant, glorious (but safe) wave!

:D

Anonymous said...

Alright! Alright!!!

Mr. Mikey Way, I get it. Oooo, screaming yeah. Copy cat nuptials, wrong falsehood, weeeee. It was oh so much fun pretending and being all misunderstood, I'm sure.

My disappointment has nothing to do with anyone here, but has to do with you, Mayo.

I used to think you were a little twisted, but for the most part just a smart guy who was probably pretty nice in real life.

However, these past couple days have proven otherwise. You write a blog that's all angry and indignant but are still too aloof to tell us who exactly it was directed to in regards to the mess we just had. Then leave. When YOU could have prevented it by simply disabling anon comments.

If you actually care about the people here and you care how they feel and you don't like when people are mean here, all you have to do is disable the anon comments!!!!!

I think this has been suggested before, though. And THAT'S what disappoints me. That means some part of you must.... like watching that kind of horrible insanity happen?

I don't see why else you wouldn't simply pick the option that lets you disable anon comments.

I'm sorry, I can't feel sympathetic to you at all anymore.

Anonymous said...

Mayo dude...Give me a "Hell Yeah"

HELL YEAH ELENA!

Anonymous said...

Wait, this is all because of an error on blogger? I don't even have an account here and blogger screws me about all the time. Blogger's a tempermental piece of shit.

Safe on the Waves

Anonymous said...

Wendy said....
"A big HELL YEAH for you too, SAFE!
You giant, glorious (but safe) wave!

:D"

Well, Elena asked for Hell Yeah's and I intend to give them to her. Plus, I liked your comment.

farawaysoclose said...

mayo dude was me btw!

hope everyone is coping with their mondays!

hello all!

Anonymous said...

gay music choice

Anonymous said...

Hi FASC! I don't cope any day of the week let alone Mondays.

How have you been?

Safe on the Waves

Anon616 said...

Ooops, in that case a big HELL YEAH for Elena....

and for Mayo....

and for "Mayo dude"

and, you can still keep that HELL YEAH I gave you SAFE. YOU deserve one too! :D

Thanks for the compliment!!

I must be off now - to burn a brilliant blaze through this Monday.

I hope you do as well. I'm not sure how that will work out - you being on the water and all. But, I have no doubt you will give it your best try and it will be brilliant!!!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Kassiopeia said...

Hi FASC, Anon & D.Lurker,

Mikey needs a way of expressing himself, because Mikey is not allowed to speak or move the mic!!

But really, how disappointed would you be if you were Mikey, you've spent your life in the shadow as younger bro, you started this blog then everybody jumped to the conclusion that you were Gerard?!

He'd have to be gutted...

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

Kass.

I love you for that.


In'n'Out today dudes and dudettes!

Anonymous said...

Kas,

Good friggin' point. I totally understand and feel sad and you know stuff but.

Like, let's say this is Mikey and not someone pretending to be Mikey. I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to get some of your own fame. But, look what's happening right now!

Like this. Look at me. I can post here and because I can post here, Mr. Gay music choice can post here, too!

(This song I picked because you turn me on so badly, Mr. Gay music choice. You are so hot!!!11)

farawaysoclose said...

bye wendy!
hi safe, kass, MIB!

i'm good thank you safe1

kass thats so true!
poor mikey doesn't speak cos gerard has already answered for him whether he likes it or not!!

more bert mc love!

Anonymous said...

gay music choice



Unless you are referring to music that is homosexual, please refrain from using the word gay in a derrogatory manner.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm so confused, but it's whatever.

Mikey rules hardcore and whatnot. He ruled at a young age. And to think!

;)

Anonymous said...

get over it, anon who likes to put links where his/her name is...

mayo loves the attenion...he would never ever in a million years, turn off the anonymous comments

Anonymous said...

I almost passed out from the sheer amount of testosterone coming off you.

I think I just got pregnant from your sheer manliness!!!!

First conceived baby on the blog!

Anonymous said...

LOOK AT THE HAIR FROM THAT POO, TO THAT POO

Why is so lovable?

Really, why?

Kassiopeia said...

Or the music could be "gay" as in "happy"?!

Anyhoo IATPITTM, anyone who knows me here will tell you that I find Mayo and his cryptic BS posts to be incredibly annoying from time to time, but disabling the anon comments would make this place far duller. If only people could learn to express their displeasure at something once, then let it go, we wouldn't have pages of repetition of the same argument. Sigh.

Mikey is so pretty that Mikey doesn't need to speak, but when MIkey speaks he is often very entertaining and therefore Mikey should only be encouraged to speak.

Gerard is also so pretty that Gerard does not need to speak, but Gerard speaks too much and much of it is b*ll*cks, therefore the makers of Duct tape should be encouraged to make a see-through version which cuts through the verbal crap without adversly affecting the pretty.

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

Gosh PPU, you made me feel bad thinking that I didn't like you. There was just one thing I did that made me not trust you, but it was a long time ago, and you've always been kind to Sdock so that speaks highly of you. It was never a matter of not liking, more like wondering if you would ever try to cause mischief again.

AND LOOK, YOU DID.

Just kidding. I'll be your home skillet. ;)

Anonymous said...

Kass, if I were you, I'd patent that shit right now.


Go! Go do it!

farawaysoclose said...

that was too gross MIB!!

gotta fly guys!

back later!

Jennicula said...

I'm just sneaking in to say "hi" to everybody.

I had a great snow day on Friday and spent the weekend doing real life stuff. Real life has been taking me away further and further from here for longer and longer.

Anonymous said...

I keep forgetting that I want to sign in with LJ instead of Blogger from now on. Grr.

Fimble Star said...

but i miss you and love you and i understand my dirty little trollop

i will check on you soon ok.
xxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

Hi Jennicula. Your presence is missed. Hope to catch you in chat soon though. :)

Jennicula said...

I'll try to be on AIM tonight around 11ish. Hope to see you there.

You too, Fimble-hose-beast.

Fimble Star said...

hahaha, hose beast only from you me dirty trollop.

i will be on then cos i have a 10am start tomorrow. cant wait.
i have to go sort the tornado out now so i will be in and out of blogbelieve today.

have a jappy day everyone and take care
xxx

JocelynHolly said...

I'm sneaking on from the school library.

Shhh! =]
Hi guys=]

JocelynHolly said...

Okay, barely ANY time.
Hey Mayo, what's new? I'm working on a project in my hairstyling class. i keep thinking about whats been going on lately, and I'm deeply upset.

Life goes on.

that;s all i can say. sorry for any errors. =]

love;
- 007
<3

Fimble Star said...

007, cant stay tornado is painting her face with make up so i have to run but i am popping in to say HELLO.

i will respong to your comment later on ok. congratulations again hunny

elena said...

Just popping in for a minute to see how it's going.,.....

Looking good!!!

Thanks for the ("Hell Yeah's) people.


Lets keep this mood going. Be back later.


Mayo still waiting for that "Hell yeah" Come on, you can do it!

Anonymous said...

Good morning/afternoon to anyone who is here.

Anonymous said...

Hey BC!

Safe on the Waves

Anonymous said...

Hey there Safe. How are you?

Anonymous said...

Peachy. You?

Safe

Anonymous said...

I'm alright, thank you for asking. Contemplating on going on a potential trip to Florida next month.

Alas, I have to go make some calls. Be right back.

Anonymous said...

What happened at DM today was not right. Just not right

Anonymous said...

What happened?

Safe.

Anonymous said...

Then discuss it at DM, Anon. Do not be a coward. If you have a problem, speak up.

farawaysoclose said...

hi guys!!

how we doing?!

calm down bert! 26yrs is really not that old!

Anonymous said...

what happened? hey faraway

Anonymous said...

Others should know that people are still being accused. unfair.

farawaysoclose said...

hi BC!

i am so out of the loop and i'm kind of sticking that way. i don't want to delve into it all. i was away all weekend so i missed all the drama! but there's always drama here of late! thats probably very selfish of me but i have nothing against anyone. no one has done anything to offend me as far as i am aware.

Anonymous said...

Anon, you're right. It's not fair. I went to DM and saw what happened there. It's such a shame.

Faraway, apparently, accusations and finger-pointing is still running rampant.

Anonymous said...

BC, the only fingers flying over at DM were by Anon616. So, I am glad you agree that what she did was wrong and unfair.

Anonymous said...

I wish everyone would get along.

Safe

Anonymous said...

Hey ladies. It's my birthday. Let's keep the focus where it belongs. On ME, ME, ME!

Now where's my prezzies.



p.s. Don't forget to spank the b-day boy.

Anonymous said...

PPU, no way I am NOT going to get involved with the finger pointing. Please leave me out of it.

Anonymous said...

BC, if you want to be left out of it, then do not comment about it. It is a little hypocritical to try to have it both ways.

Our conversation on DM should be left on DM. You and the anon brought it here.

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...

PPU, I just want to say that it's a damn shame that it had to happen in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Safe, me too, but that's life. Now, who wants to spank the birthday boy?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

PPU you brought it over as well when you mention 6's name. So don't call out BC for something you did as well.

Anonymous said...

Martha, I will defend myself and my friends when necessary. My point is that it should not have been brought here in the first place.

Some people just love the drama.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'm not attacking you. I'm saying that you brought the drama over as well when you said 6's name. It's not right for you to say BC is the only one to bring it over here.


BC said no ones names. But you did.

ergo said...

HELL YEAH

morning all, BC Mustard PPU Elena Safe FASC Fimble Kass PH (A friend of mine had a baby girl too !)Jen Kapunua Wendy Sdock and I can't csroll anymore .....and anyone else

I'm off to the doc this morning then a big day of cleaning (can I get a yay?..........no?........yup that's how I feel about cleaning)

Kass tragic about plasto Ray's head!! Was he repairable? He was so cute

farawaysoclose said...

Some people just love the drama

i don't PPU. it leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. (thats given me rather dirty/nasty blowje thoughts!!!!!!!!!!!!)

eek!

farawaysoclose said...

hi ergo!!!

ergo said...

ooops and safe and Martha



so lets just leave it over there now hey?

anyone who reads back can see who said what here.
No need to carry it on

elena said...

Okay then...

I suggest we all just spank Bert. I'm sure he will enjoy it.

farawaysoclose said...

tres bon!

my french is shit btw!

Anonymous said...

Hello Peeps!

Wie geht's?

farawaysoclose said...

hi elena, siobhan and everyone else!

ergo said...

how are you fasc?
I'm just sitting back with my first cup of coffee

Anonymous said...

Hello Fasc!
Hello Ergo!

How are you? Alles fit im Schritt? *giggles*

ergo said...

elena can I get a glove?


hi siobhan

Anonymous said...

MJ, thanks. Hi Ergo, Elena. Faraway, eww! lol

Anonymous said...

How's the weather in Australia, Ergo?

Anonymous said...

Hello my Pancake-Zilla!! How are you?

Anonymous said...

Hey, my BC!

How are you doing?

Anonymous said...

I'm a-ok, BC!
I'm eating (what else would I do?!) olives with garlic and bread with cream cheese. *yummy*

Anonymous said...

I'm watching 'the professionals' right now.
God, Lewis Collins is hot, hot, hot!!! *drools*

ergo said...

oh siobhan can I caome eat with you??

ah the weather was nice but has just started raining again enough to be annoying.

It's my daughters birthday and my parents are arriving this afternoon so I have a "shit I'd better get the house in some sort of order!!' day

Anonymous said...

FIRST!~!!!

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