Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Pie in the face of infamy.

I am feeling like a bit of a prick this hour. I will not apologize for my rant or the decision I have made. Please, consider yourselves warned. I have a bit of the devil in me.

My foremost priority is to put an end to a certain debate that has been going on inside my head for some time. I am weary from thought, and can barely function from the stress. My torment is unending, and my head is pounding. I have not been able to eat or sleep. I am gaunt, my eyes are hollow, and I look like shit. I have to, at this moment, come to terms with the horror. Ultimately, I must confront my fears and face the question that has been plaguing me at the start of each day. Boxers or briefs? I must admit I have been weighing my options quite heavily. Both have positive and negative qualities, but in the end (yes, I just said that) it is…






p.s. fucker’s out of his mind if you ask me.

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gnothi seauton said...

We must throw a party, it is a special birthday for RW!

You stretch that birthday out for all it's worth RW, make it a four day occasion!


BC - everyone has gone elsewhere ;)

Anonymous said...

Ha ha that sounds like an excellent idea Carrie. RW, your party, you call the shots :)

Anonymous said...

GV, it's me BC! How could you forget? ;p

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Yes it has GV I hope you are well?

resurrected wreck said...

You stretch that birthday out for all it's worth RW, make it a four day occasion!

Hells yeah!! *pumps fist in air*

One of my co-workers had her 28th birthday yesterday. She started celebrating on Monday, and plans to carry on through to the end of the weekend.

Anonymous said...

RW, you should do the same thing as well. It'd be a lot of fun :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, we need someone to serve shots?

I always wanted to be an objectified cocktail waitress!

I'll start taking orders.

resurrected wreck said...

I thought we could maybe stuff the party pinata with them, and take turns whacking.

I love it!! I think Star should have the first whack, seeing of the three of us her b-day comes first.

Looks like I probably won't be around tomorrow night until late. I thought Saturday was going to be my main birthday socializing day, but it looks like tomorrow is it. How does it work for Star & Mya for a weekend group blog bash, does anyone know?

resurrected wreck said...

RW, you should do the same thing as well. It'd be a lot of fun :)

Lord, BC, I don't have that much energy, even when I was her age!

Anonymous said...

Aw that sucks RW. But as long as we can throw you a party, then that should be okay

sdock10 said...

My Little Sparkles,

Hit me up with my favorite poison before I leave you guys for the night.

Do you remember my favorite?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well figure out a way to work me in there as well and CTV and Bh13

Anonymous said...

Ummmm....


Oh no!

I'm not making a very good cocktail waitress. Would you tell me please, my all lovely sdock?

gnothi seauton said...

How does it work for Star & Mya for a weekend group blog bash, does anyone know?



Haven't seen them for a while, I'll try and get a post on their pages. Saturday sound best for most people?

resurrected wreck said...

I'll have an Alabama Slammer, please and thank you, GV :D

gnothi seauton said...

When is yours Martha?

resurrected wreck said...

Saturday works for me, GS :)

Anonymous said...

Like the sweet stuff, RW? Not surprised. :)

I put a sparkly purple umbrella in there for you. Enjoy!

resurrected wreck said...

Well figure out a way to work me in there as well and CTV and Bh13

Does this weekend work for you, MJ?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well I'm off for alittle bit. I'll be back later.

resurrected wreck said...

Ta, GV :D

Carrie said...

Bye MJ

resurrected wreck said...

See ya, MJ :) Back later?

Anonymous said...

Take care MJ.


Anonymous said...

Debbie is crazy.

January 31, 2008 6:14 PM


-------------------------------------

Everyone calls me Dee. I thought you knew me better than that.

gnothi seauton said...

Right good people, it is rather late this end. I shall have to toddle off.


Good night Carrie, GV and Martha.

RW - I'll try Star and Mya for Saturday and hope it works in with Martha etc.

Good night Mayo.


P.S Boxers ;)

Anonymous said...

And Kapunua's last name is Argenti. J. Argenti. Julie or Juliette or Juliana.

gnothi seauton said...

Oops, night BC :)

Anonymous said...

Goodnight and sweet dreams GS. Say, did you ever get to wash off the oatmeal yet? ;D

resurrected wreck said...

Cool, GS :)

Have a good night!

Anonymous said...

Good night everyone!

Anonymous said...

Aww anon, are you being sarcastic?

Seriously, the name is Dee. A good friend gave me that nickname.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight GV

resurrected wreck said...

Do you know my last name, crystal ball anon?

resurrected wreck said...

Hell, do you know my first name?

Anonymous said...

I reckon anonymous does not know MY last name. I'll give you a hint:

It's Italian.

Anonymous said...

I hate when I'm in chat and someone says to me, "You've got an anon." my first thought is, "Great. Here we go."

But this is funny and just so random. Argenti? Not even close. Where the hell did you come up with that? My name is actually much more common. O_O

resurrected wreck said...

Do I know my last name...

*ponders*

resurrected wreck said...

If you're not Argenti, K, can I be Argenti?? I kinda like it!

Anonymous said...

I actually had compliments on my last name, which is kinda odd, but it's a family name so.

Anonymous said...

You can be Argenti, sure. ^_^ Oooh, Juliette Argenti, I'd be so sexy if that were my name. Unfortunately, it isn't. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Come on Crystal Ball Anon, I'm sure you're more smarter than me to guess what our names are

resurrected wreck said...

My last name has a rude word in it 0_0

Jennicula said...

What's up, buttercups?

Anons again?

resurrected wreck said...

I've got a friend called Jilliana DeVenuto. I've always been envious!

resurrected wreck said...

Anon didn't play for long this time, Jennicula :(

toujours said...

tadaima, blogbelieve!

before anything else, let me say:

concerned anon,
thank you.
your thoughtful words were a true pleasure to read. it's nice to hear someone else saying that, too.
happy lurking!


now, what's the scoop betty boop?
:D

gnothi seauton said...

* stands up *

No, I'm Argenti!

* others stand, swathes of people *

I'm Argenti!

No, I'm Argenti!

I'm Spartacus!

* sound of resounding slap *

Get with the program you dink.

Anonymous said...

RW, it does? Wow O_o

Your friend has a nice name. Hi there Jen.

Crystal Ball Anon, I'll give you another hint. My last name begins with a "G"

Anonymous said...

Hi squeak squeak. Crystal Ball Anon, forget it love. My last name is Graciano.

Viva La Famiglia

toujours said...

bc, my guess is "gooseberry".

am i right?

resurrected wreck said...

RW, it does? Wow O_o

Yes!

Heeheehee!

resurrected wreck said...

Damn, TJ, that was going to be my guess!

Anonymous said...

Squeak squeak, nope. Last name is Graciano. It's Italian. Thanks for trying though :)

Anonymous said...

I'm Brian and so's my wife!

toujours said...

sorry, resurrected wreck. we're just on the same wavelength, i guess.

the wavelength of yummy fruit preserves.

Anonymous said...

Hi Brian! Lol

toujours said...

aw, bc, you didn't even give me enough time for the traditional three guess, though. *pout*

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, no, my last name is definitely not a fruit preserve ;p

resurrected wreck said...

He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

Anonymous said...

Aww squeak squeak, you want to try again?

Anonymous said...

My last name is revealed already, but maybe we can try someone else?

Anonymous said...

Uhh, my great grandparents' last name was Brown. Because, well, they were. ^_^

toujours said...

no, no, i'm thinking, bc....

my second guess is....


stars with a "g".....

oh!

how about, glottochronology?
is that your last name, bc?

pantera glottochronology.
it's got a good ring to it, i think.

Anonymous said...

So yeah, you guys are free to call me BC, Pantera, P, Dee, whatever other names you decide. I think I have too many already :O

Anonymous said...

Squeak squeak, I guess we can go with that ^_^

Carrie said...

My mom's maiden name is Brown, but she isn't. :)

resurrected wreck said...

What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.

resurrected wreck said...

From now on you shall be called Brian that is called Brian.

Anonymous said...

Just wear a fucking tie instead.

toujours said...

coooool! thank you ms. glottochronology! :D





sorry.
i was out in the rain today and it always fritzes out my brain a little. i'm drinking a coffee right now, i'll be back to normal, tout suite.

bear with me.

toujours said...

not a lot of support if that's his choice of attire, anon.

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resurrected wreck said...

Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea.

Anonymous said...

Your welcome squeak squeak :D

elena said...

Hey guys

What's going on?

resurrected wreck said...

Trying to play with anons, Elena, but they're not interested :(

toujours said...

i'll just call you ms. glotto for short, i you don't mind, bc. you have a very long name to type correctly quickly.

toujours said...

hey elena! we discovered bc's real last name! :D

elena said...

BC's real last name?

Was it a state secret?

Anonymous said...

I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.

toujours said...

there was an anon who was trying to act all stalkery and say peoples' last names, and then bc offered to let us guess. and i guessed correctly! :D

resurrected wreck said...

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks.

Anonymous said...

K, lol. Hey Elena. My last name is no state secret, but some anon called me by my first name, and then, squeak squeak wanted to make up a fake last name for me, so I'm letting her.

My real last name is Graciano though.
:)

elena said...

Nice name BC

My last name is so boring and common it wouldn't be a challenge at all.

toujours said...

oh, oh, so is that it. you're just letting me, huh? you're just humoring me, aren't you, bc?

you just think i'm a little kid. :(

*pout*
*pout*
*pout*


*snif*







and i though i had really guessed your last name. :(

Anonymous said...

Elena, thanks.

Anonymous said...

Aww don't feel bad squeak squeak. I didn't mean to. You are still free to call me any last name you want to *hugs*

resurrected wreck said...

Well, guys, I'm off for a bit. be back later...

Have fun & be good!

elena said...

TJ stop pouting or you're gonna get sent to your room.

Anonymous said...

Take care RW

resurrected wreck said...

TJ stop pouting or you're gonna get sent to your room.

And your face will freeze like that. Didn't your mother ever tell you? ;)

*dashes off for her shower*

toujours said...

aawww, thanks bc. maybe i'll just call you "bc". glottochronology is hard to spell. :)

bye resurrected wreck!



but, elena. i wasn't pouting! and anyway, it's...
its'.....


it's just not fair!
*stamps foot*

i didn't do anything wroooooong!

Anonymous said...

Aww it's okay squeak squeak *more hugs* BC is fine, but you can call me whatever you like. I don't want you to feel sad :)

elena said...

That's it TJ

To your room right now. No TV or phone for you.

toujours said...

oh, maaaaan!

why am i the only one to ever get in trouble?




fine, just fine!
i was going there, anyway.

*stomps off up the stairs*

*grumble*
*grumble*
*grumble*

toujours said...

*stops at top of stairs*

you're not my real mom, you know!!!

*goes to room*

door SLAMS

Anonymous said...

Aww

elena said...

The Mayo Gothic continues

The Direful Secret of Castle Mayo
by
Elena and Toujours


chapter 9

-in the gloom, standing near a distant pillar, was the ghost.-

The woman all watched in shocked silence. The ghost was rarely seen and for it to appear now seemed rather ominous.
"Oh my" Lucy whisper.
Magic Pie nodded, "Oh my, indeed."
As the stunned group of Lovelies watched Ghost swayed back and forth slightly. It's unearthly form still indiscernible. Had the Ghost been a woman or a man in its former life? This question had been discussed in great length.
"What does it want?" Anima had moved to Arabella's side. "Should we address it?'
Arabella's eyes did not leave the specter before her. "I do not know."
"Lord Mayo welcomes it, I believe." Martha said in a hushed voice.
Many a long conversations had centered on this belief.
"Ghost, please?" He had whispered rather recently. His voice had held an emotion none were able to identify.
Bellatrix moved to the front of the group. "We should ask its intentions." She said with a nod of her head.
"But what if in doing so we force it from us?" PJ worried. "Lord Mayo may grow angry.
"Ghost is a friend." sdock's voice was strong and clear. "I can feel it in my heart."
"Perhaps you are feeling the effects of the pancakes you ate earlier." Her sister S&V scoffed.
"I agree with Bellatrix, we should address the Ghost. I for one wish to know why it passes through from time to time." Kass declared.
"I'm not sure I wish to know." Jenn softly added her voice to the quiet discussion.
A male voice started the women even further, "Ladies, is there some way I can be of assistance?" He moved to the front of the group intent on protecting the Lovelies. When his eyes caught sight of the ghost he halted, "Oh."
"Bikey, you've come." Miss T said happily. "We've missed you."
The women all nodded. He smiled at their whispered greetings. "How did you come to be in the cellar with the ghost?"
"It's a long story." Possum sighed, "More importantly we are trying to decide on a course of action. Should we address the ghost?"
Bikey pondered the question. "Lord Mayo, is he fond of the ghost?"
"We believe so." OPJ nodded.
"He seems so." OPL agreed.
Arabella listen to her friend’s discussion distractedly. She continued to study the ghost. Something about it seemed sad, as if it was lost. Suddenly before her eyes the ghost vanished.
"Oh, it's gone." Pixie cried out.
"I had just formed a question to ask of it." Soulconnector announced.
"So had I." Amy sounded rather but out.
"Well now we have no reason for further discussion." Kapunua said with a frown. "My belief is we should have address the ghost. Find out its intentions."
"Perhaps it has no intentions." Gentle Vengeance said feeling sadness as she looked to the spot the ghost had occupied.
Slowly Bikey and the woman made their way back to the steps leading out of the cellar. "Are you coming, Arabella?" Fimble asked looking back towards her friend. "We have much to discuss now."
Arabella nodded, "I shall be there momentarily." When the last of the footsteps faded she sat down on a wooden barrel and leaned back against the cold stone wall. Something about the ghost’s appearance troubled her. She closed her eyes while deep in though. A strange sound caused her to open her eyes and gasp.
There, once again, was the opening that led to the secret passageway. But how could that be? She had touched the stone it had been firm.
Slowly she walked to the passageway still not believing her eyes. After only a moments hesitation she entered the dark narrow hall. She did not question her decision until she found herself once again in Lord Mayo's cabinet. Her heart was pounding. The crack in the doors allowed the smallest bit of candlelight to pour through. Arabella took a deep calming breath and put her eye to the crack hoping to once more catch a glimpse of Lord Mayo.
"I said I was fine." His deep voice caused her to stumble back and hit her head on the wooden wall. He was standing once again in front of the windows looking out.
She righted herself and turned to flee.
"Please tell sdock her words tonight offered me peace."
Arabella froze, "But we did not give you the note."
His soft laughter rang in her ears, "I hear all of your words. My lovelies thoughts are always heard."
"Oh" Arabella was at a loss for words.
Suddenly the sound of the angry shouts of the Nameless Ones could be heard. Lord Mayo sighed. "You should go now."
The shouts grew louder. Angry hurtful words filled the air. Arabella turned to run back to the safety she found surrounded by her sisters but concern for Lord Mayo made her turn back.” Are you truly fine?" She asked boldly.
As she watched his shoulders slumped slightly. "I am...." His words trailed off. The Nameless Ones voices seemed to shake the room. "Go now." Lord Mayo shouted.
Arabella wanted to stay yet something in his voice told her it would be wrong to go against his wishes. She turned from the door.
"Thank you for caring." Lord Mayo said turning towards the cabinet.
Arabella was already starting down the passageway. Her heart missed a beat however when she head his voice
"Thank you, Arabella."

Anonymous said...

Yay! Another story.

Anonymous said...

p.s. fucker’s out of his mind if you ask me.

-------------------------------------

I think this may have to include myself as well.

capture this void said...

Pretty damn slow tonight. Strange.

Wonderful story, Elena and TJ. Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

Hey CTV. Elena, squeak squeak, keep up the great work guys!

capture this void said...

Hey BC. Sorry about all the Anons lately.

We know they don't speak the truth. You're a lovely person, dear. Don't forget that.

toujours said...

*pokes head over upper landing*

elena?



can i come out of my room now?

resurrected wreck said...

CTV, I keep chasing you all over the blogs! Stay still already, will ya??

*wipes sweat from brow*

capture this void said...

NEVER.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

*continues to laugh maniacally then runs off*

resurrected wreck said...

AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

*tears hair out*

toujours said...

*sits on topmost stair*

i think there's a new chapter down there.

*sigh*

elena said...

Promise to be good TJ?

Anonymous said...

Don't be sorry CTV. It wasn't your fault. Everyone knows I *like* the dude, but the rest of what they said is bullshit and they try to make it bigger than it is. They don't answer my questions, so why should I answer theirs? They don't give any courtesy. So fuck 'em. I have the right to not say anything to them.


But thank you for the support. RW, lol. I bet you're exhausted from chasing after CTV.

toujours said...

*nods emphatically*

elena said...

Thanks CTV and BC

elena said...

Okay TJ

You can come out now

Anonymous said...

No problem Elena.
Squeak squeak, are you gonna behave like a good girl now? :)

resurrected wreck said...

If she comes by here, BC, can you trip her & sit on her, please?

toujours said...

woo-hoo!

*tears down the stairs*

*glomps new chapter*

Anonymous said...

Lol no problem RW. It will be my pleasure ^_^

toujours said...

bc, i'm always a good girl.

*glances at elena*

mostly.

resurrected wreck said...

Thankees, BC :D

Anonymous said...

Your welcome RW :D
Squeak squeak, that may be so, but I shall keep an eye on you :D

capture this void said...

*trips*

OWWWWW. BC! You'll pay for this!

resurrected wreck said...

Heheheh.

Thanks, BC!

Anonymous said...

RW, I got CTV! Muhahaha!

resurrected wreck said...

So... is Frank growing a moustache??

capture this void said...

Holy crap, you guys. I have two exams tomorrow. I should be studying my ass off.

This place is way too addicting!




Elena, thank you so much for your lovely comment. You are a beautiful person.

Anonymous said...

Take care CTV. And good luck with the exams.

capture this void said...

I love scruffy Frank.


'Cause we can all learn a lesson from Bert.

resurrected wreck said...

And a beard??

resurrected wreck said...

'Cause we can all learn a lesson from Bert.

And the lesson is: the importance of hygiene. ;)

capture this void said...

Oh I'm not leaving, BC, even though I probably should!

I'm trying to study and talk at the same time :P It's not working out too well.

elena said...

CTV thank you for saying so but I'm not really.

I'm just someone trying every day to be a better person.

Some days it's easier than others!

toujours said...

ooooh, resurrected wreck. that picture...


i must resist the fangirl urge!

i will not squee.
i will not squee.
i will not squee.
i will not squee.
i will not squee.



*said completely as a mature woman*
he looks very nice.

Anonymous said...

CTV, oops, I thought you were leaving.

resurrected wreck said...

Scruffy suits him, eh, TJ? :)

I just wish he'd kept the long hair.

resurrected wreck said...

Is there any way this man doesn't play guitar?

toujours said...

it does, very much. :)

actually, facial hair kinda makes me go a bit funny. even a five o'clock shadow. weak in the knees, even.




>_>

i have said too much.

resurrected wreck said...

actually, facial hair kinda makes me go a bit funny. even a five o'clock shadow. weak in the knees, even.

0_0

And on that note, I must bid you all adieu. It's my bedtime.

Have a good night! :)

capture this void said...

I'm just someone trying every day to be a better person.

I try the very same thing everyday.

But in all honesty love, you are beautiful. You are such an amazing person. It's always been a pleasure to read one of your posts.

capture this void said...

Noooooo. RW, don't leave!

I just finished writing you a note.

resurrected wreck said...

At the other place, CTV? Got it :)

capture this void said...

*snuggle*

Take care, love. Don't die tomorrow, 'kay? I promise I won't die on you either!

And wish me luck on my exams!

resurrected wreck said...

Take care, love. Don't die tomorrow, 'kay?

Well... okay ;)

Best of luck on your exams! I know you will kick ass!!

Night! :)

toujours said...

actually, facial hair kinda makes me go a bit funny. even a five o'clock shadow. weak in the knees, even.

0_0

And on that note, I must bid you all adieu. It's my bedtime.



hey, i can't help it! D:


man.
now everyone knows i'm a freak.

*almost pouts, but doesn't want another time out*

elena said...

Good Luck CTV

I've got faith you will do just fine!

elena said...

Toujours I see another time-out in your future.

Anonymous said...

Dante and Virgil In Hell.

I don't know why. I just wanted to. :)

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Hell looks pretty nice, TBH. I'm so glad I'm going there. ^_^ I like the demon in the background who's all, "Heeheeeeee! M/M porn, SWEET!"

toujours said...

i'm being good, elena! i swear!


*stands up straight*

*attempts to look as innocent as possible*

toujours said...

oh, kapunua.

whoa.

niiiiice.

but what is virgil looking at?

Carrie said...

Or is that the unedited version of Torchwood from the other night?

redrum said...

And lo, it was summoned from the depths by depictions of biting. (This is not unheard of.)

A priceless post, sir.

And hello. I think I finally have the time to hang around for a bit.

toujours said...

hey, hi there lurker. :)

redrum said...

Fancy meeting you here, TJ. Are you well?

toujours said...

i'm doing okay, mostly. seem to be having bad dreams about rebar, though.

*heh*

how are you, redrum? don't see you around much.

redrum said...

Sorry about that... it could be worse, though. (Won't mention which body part.)

I feel well enough. Had some frustrations today, but I think I may have come up with a solution—just a few minutes ago, in fact. We'll see.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight and sweet dreams RW. Hello redrum, carrie, k.

BC

toujours said...

it's okay. my imagination is a willful little beast. i'm used to it. :)

a solution is good! hope it works for you.

have you been reading the gothic elena and i are writing? would you object to appearing in it?

Original Punk J said...

*peers around doorjamb*

Are they gone? Finally? The anons?

L said "thanks" to those who left notes on her post, she's doing much better. :)

How's everyone doing? Elena, are you still around?

Man, I'm beat. And I think I've sneezed 180,000 times today.

J

toujours said...

hi there, ms. glo--- i mean, bc!

;)

toujours said...

yowza, j. the kleenex corp. really likes you.

Anonymous said...

OP J, I think it's safe to say that the anons have left the building, although I think this is the first time I got attacked twice in one day, and one of the "anons" managed to call me by my first name. I don't want to make out of what that might mean.

But anyways, you're very welcome for the posts to L. How are you?
It seems you might bring alot of business for the Kleenex company lol




Hellloooo squeak squeak! You're still free to call me Ms. Glo :)

Original Punk J said...

Yes, TJ, yes they do. I've been known to carry boxes of Kleenex around with me when I go places. It's disgusting.

I see you're still solid! How lovely.

Hey BC, how's by you?

Hello Redrum, wow, nice surprise to see you! You alright?

J

Original Punk J said...

Yeah, BC, I was here still when that one called you by your first name. Getting brave, aren't they? Or maybe that should say "more stupid". Whatever, I hope they lay off for a while.

I think I'm behind on the gothic. The last chapter I read was 6. How many have you and Elena written so far, TJ? It's great, by the way! Very tongue-in-cheek, which seems very appropriate for us.

Just one question:

Why whist?

J

toujours said...

bc is much easier to type, bc. :)

j., i am! as solid as ever. *knock wood* i'm thinking whatever bug was affecting blogger has finally cleared up.




*knocks wood again, just to be safe*

Anonymous said...

I am doing better OP J. Thanks for asking. Thanks for sticking up for me again. I appreciate that.

toujours said...

j., we're posting all the chapters over at my ecto blog, too -- on the entry titled "blog gothic". i think my chapter, which is next, is chapter 10.

um, why whist.

well.


it worked, didn't it? :)

(no, really it just popped into my head. my head is like a swiffer when it comes to random ideas. picks up everything.)

ergoproxy said...

Hey Ho everyone!!

crisis averted I was apparently worried over nothing according to my accountant *headdesk*

so yes I'm back!!!


anything go on today?

redrum said...

TJ, yes, I have been reading when I can; it's charming. Feel free to use my name however you like.

Good evening, BC.

J, I'm okay, thank you. And yourself? (Besides the nasal explosions, that is.)

Anonymous said...

That other anon was trying to be "brave" saying all of that garbage, but none of it bothered me, so I guess they gave up and left. Oh well.
Squeak squeak, it's definitely more easier to type :)

Original Punk J said...

You're most welcome, BC, I meant every word. :)

I didn't mean to cut and run earlier, but L had some things to do on the computer, so I had to forfeit command. And I'll probably only hang around for a little while longer as it is. It's been a loooooooooooooooooong day.

J

Anonymous said...

Helllooo Ergo! I think you may be disappointed that we had another anon attack twice today, but none of them belonged to you :(

Anonymous said...

Thanks OP J. And tomorrow is finally Friday. Woo!!

ergoproxy said...

oooh love the story!! TJ/Elena

has kapunua done any new bits on hers yet?

toujours said...

hi ergo! :D

thank you, redrum. i promise we'll be kind! but, i need to ask you a somewhat awkward question, then. i don't want to be guilty of making any assumptions, so:

will your character be a boy, or a girl?

Original Punk J said...

TJ, yeah, whist DID work. I didn't know if it maybe had some special meaning or something. (I like that "mind like a Swiffer" thing. Fits perfectly for L, too!)

I'll have to go ecto and read the whole thing, thanks for reminding me it's over there.

Redrum, I'm ok. Thanks for asking. And I also like the phrase "nasal explosions"; that sounds much more exotic than just "sneezing". We'll have to add it to the list of Mayo-isms. :)

Hey Ergo! Glad the accountant thingy went well.

J

ergoproxy said...

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!

What do I need to do to get included in an anon attack??

I try so hard.........
:(

redrum said...

Ahh, the mystery of the ages!

Pick one. Or both, or neither. You won't insult me; pronouns are not a concern.

toujours said...

ergo, i actually resorted to begging for an insult. it worked, but it was just a standard-grade "toujours smells" insult.

i guess you and i are too well-liked. sorry. :(

Anonymous said...

Ergo, I'm not sure what you can do to get in an anon attack. Be lucky it wasn't the anons from today. They're were calling me stupid and retarded constantly.

Does anyone have any anon tips for Ergo? :D

toujours said...

well, geez, redrum, that's a lot of help. maybe i'll make up a gender for you then. :)

sorry for asking though -- i've never had occasion to ask that question before, and it was a bit embarrassing, tbh.

ergoproxy said...

and TJ on the whole facial hair thing....yep

I hear you girl...

*recalls favourite pic of Ray with beard*

*thinks he could keep that*

gimmie a bit of chestal hair too, bare chest doesn't do much for me

ergoproxy said...

ok how about I up my Ray fangirlyness?

I need an anon to give me some tips!
It may just be I'm too likable a gal!


TJ I did think that was a pretty poor anon attemppt at an insult..
Surely they can think of something better!

BC I read that - it was just nasty, not even relevant. Personally insulting someone is low and lets face it pretty easy so it's not like they're that clever either

Anonymous said...

OH, Wow!

You guys are really, really, making me smile! My B'day is Saturday and just the thought of you guys remembering and/or celebrating... Hey, just... Wow!

I've been really busy lately... with work... and just real life and stuff... So I haven't been here in the last few days...

Uh... Mayoh... Next panty-raid... You got it... You know it...




One more thing...





Anon @ 7:51 pm....

Not cool, dog...

Not cool at all...

toujours said...

*clutches at ergo*

oh thank goodness, everyone else was giving me weird looks about the "five o'clock shadow" confession.

i haven't had any experience with chest hair, so i honestly don't know how i feel about it. but you know when you see a guy's arm, and there's a nice amount of hair...

crap! i've gone and said too much again! D:

*hides*

Original Punk J said...

Ergo, TJ, see, what you guys need to do is either:

1) declare crazy, devoted love to Gerard Way;

2) goosh fangirly-like over Frank Iero;

3) boast loudly about how you're better than everyone ever born;

4) have poor eyebrow maintenance;

5) have no personality;

6) not hold a steady job;

7) be old (i.e., over 15).

I'm sure there are several other ways, but that's what I came up with on the spur of the moment.

:)

J

toujours said...

are you going to be here to be a part of your party, mya?

Anonymous said...

Ergo, maybe one way you can get anons to hate you is if you speak and act like a fan girl. Maybe that will work?

I don't know, but maybe some don't like me because I wasn't the same person from the beginning where I was all nice and sweet 24/7, but well, I had to show my true colors at some point.

Maybe that could work with the anons, but maybe it's a stretch?

Nah, those anons were not that clever at all I agree. Every insult like that is not going to make me cower and go cry to my mommy for a hug. I learned how to take it with a grain of salt.

toujours said...

j., i can do #6 and #7!

maybe i should start whining about being unemployed? hmmm.

maybe, i'll just let my eyebrows grow out, instead.

redrum said...

I am nothing if not difficult, TJ. It's all good.

Anonymous said...

Hey!

Just popping in to say goodnight to everyone before I hit my warm inviting bed!.

J, I feel exactly like you, really bah! (triple that)

Mya, if I don't make it on Saturday, have a Happy Birthday for me!

Ergo, I can be your secret anon if you wish. ^_~

Goodnight all!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

J also call them on their lies. Like I'm not obsessed with bc. And than they will say Bc I've been watching you.

Let see what else. Call them on their other lies.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Oh yeah and think everyone is obsessed with you.

Anonymous said...

Hi Mya. How are you?

OP J, I did one of those things on your list: By declaring my crazy, devoted love to GW! By doing that, or for someone else, I think you are almost guaranteed an anon attack of your own lol :D

Fimble Star said...

ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs into mayos*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAR, HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAR

have a lovely day hun wow its your birthday now, yay

*runs out of mayos*

Anonymous said...

Goodnight and sweet dreams Katherine. Hey Martha.

And oh yeah, I suggest the suggestions MJ just posted; claim that someone is obsessed with you ^_^

Anonymous said...

I also have poor eyebrow maintenance :)

elena said...

Hey Mayo

Don't take this wrong but dude I have this black cloud over my head lately and I'm totally blaming you.

My daughter just hit a deer with her car. The husband is guessing it's about $4,000 worth of damage. Okay so far all three of the daughters cars have been wrecked in the last month.

Okay Mayo it's not your fault just wanted to blame someone.

Anonymous said...

STAAAAR!

Hau'oli la hanau, e ku'u Hoku! ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Elena everything is GW fault not Mayo's.

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