I am feeling like a bit of a prick this hour. I will not apologize for my rant or the decision I have made. Please, consider yourselves warned. I have a bit of the devil in me.
My foremost priority is to put an end to a certain debate that has been going on inside my head for some time. I am weary from thought, and can barely function from the stress. My torment is unending, and my head is pounding. I have not been able to eat or sleep. I am gaunt, my eyes are hollow, and I look like shit. I have to, at this moment, come to terms with the horror. Ultimately, I must confront my fears and face the question that has been plaguing me at the start of each day. Boxers or briefs? I must admit I have been weighing my options quite heavily. Both have positive and negative qualities, but in the end (yes, I just said that) it is…
p.s. fucker’s out of his mind if you ask me.
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Thank you. We rarely get a nice anon around here anymore, good to see.
L.
omg anon, you said mother fucking.
is you mother fucking right now?
please tell her to be careful ok.
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Fimble, you just made me laugh! Lmao
Squash it.
I like that. You do need to though. Squash it. You were way out of line. You didn't mention how fabulous I was not one time.
What the eff is up with that?
Ok, going back to work now.
Hey and bye everyone! ^_^
nope, middle aged women who try to attract the attention of an anonymous blogger by posting explicit blogs is shameful and embarrassing to me.
Yes Carrie I do. Did it surprise you that I have one.
Hello Smokie! Bye Smokie!
carrie i have no idea what that that saying means, but please take a picture of it. i love to see snow. pixie has some lovely ones from finland.
anon - hey i cant be bothered with all the attacks here and clearly you have a lot of thing to say and you will not be quiet about them so here we go. if you have a problem with my spelling, grammer or just me in general here is an invitaion to go to MY BLOG to call me out there. i will fully listen to what you have to say and i will also talk back to you, i just do not want to have a slanging match with you in mayos blog.
but saying that what willthat achive. you like the attention and clearly you are to scared to slate me in my own blog because no one will see it. still invitation is there my sweet pea ;)
Yes thank you anon at 2:01
And anon at 2:11 than why are you here?
Ok, so see, I just can't leave it alone. Obviously, you spend alot of time reading through our comments. If the people here are so stupid, then what does that make you?
Ok, really leaving now.
Toodles everyone.
Don't listen to this 'stupid' shit.
News flash for you...
Didn't write it for attention.
BYE PRINCESSSSSSSSSS
have a nice day.
sure you didnt, elena...
let me think...how can i stand out from the other bloggers...what appeals to men...oh sex.
Mj, I think it was more the "I fucked your mother last night" comment that made me go woooaaahh! :) And Fim, what is the difference between slating and slagging someone? Or is it just different slang for the same thing?
Later S&V20.
Thanks, BC! Ship it on!
Elena, you need to write some more soft pore corn as soon as possible. OR maybe even, oooo HARD pore corn!
Martha, we'll under the circumstances, I'd say your doing pretty good! :)
L.
Elena:
Write more soft-pore corn!!!!
News flash anon
Mayo was the first one to write a dirty story. Are you going to insult him now as well?
carrie, slating and slagging means the same thing. i just use the term slating cos i have from where i ws from. just what i use
anon - thank you for going to my blog. i have answered you there. my sweet pea
No problem OP L.
P.S. I am not a middle-aged woman!!!!
Thank you L.
Carrie I try to keep that side at bay. But it was hell at work today.
And the dirty bitch had already been let out.
Anon you are finally right about something. Men do like sex.
However, I didn't even post my "dirty" story here. It was on my blog. Gosh, I must have a bad reputation.
Thank you fim for edumacating me. You should teach a course, English slang with Fimblestar.
sure, martha. his porn blog was embarrassing too. he would have posted it HERE if it wasnt.
darlings!
whist!
Princess,
I will tell you how FABULOUS you are!
It's part of the rights of a Princess to be called fab every day!
Love,
L.
Helloo squeak squeak!! How are you? *hugs*
hahaha i should carrie, and also
'how to have an exceedingly loose grasp on the English language.'
i think i would rule with that course.
You crack me up Fim, and hey TJ
Just for the record Mayo's porn was pretty damn hot.
He did post a watered down vesion here.
Anon123 said...
Hello Mayo..Hope all is well.
My two cents? Its Boxer Briefs...they leave more to the imagination; and I have to admit, they are the most fun to help a man out of. (naughty aren't I)
Hello to all...I'm not sure if any of you remember (or care to for that matter); but I was the one all a twitter about meeting Duran Duran. Although John Taylor was not there (am crushed) I did meet Simon and Nick and I must say they were extremely nice and still very schmexy.
What is it about men with an English accent that gets me going on so? I'll never know.
January 31, 2008 11:26 AM
Anon I am crushed for you as well. Sorry to hear about him not being there. Glad you met Nick and Simon.
Just for the record Mayo's porn was pretty damn hot.
most found it distasteful and low class....im sure youre very familiar with low class.
hey bc! *hugs!*
hey carrie, good to see you!
Hey Mayo!
Let me tell you I was like WTF? while reading your post.
I did it holding my breath, thinking you had just made an important choice and impatiently waiting to find it out, and then…
BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
Believe me, dude, I stayed silent staring at the screen like an idiot for a couple of minutes! But then burst out laughing so, again, thank you. I really needed it.
I have the feeling this is a metaphor for something more serious and not so funny, though.
Hope I’m wrong, my friend…
Please, take care of yourself.
Love to you
P.S.: …just so you know: boxers. Definitely boxers.
SS, where the hell are you, dude?
I warn you, if you won’t pay us a visit in the next three days, I’m afraid I will have to confiscate that outfit of yours, which seems to distract you from the family!
I’m not kidding!
Just hope you’re fine, my dear.
Take care.
Love to you.
Hello guys!
So, how’ve you been?
Anon, why don’t you give it a rest? You expressed your opinion, and that’s okay, but now YOU are acting like a retarded.
I thought Mayo's porn was pretty hot too.
Where is the lovely anon that was trashing me earlier? Are you the same anon from the other day?
hello tj, i never thanked you for my extra special cup of coffee yesterday. thank you, and i just had a latte so everytime i have one i will think of you hahaha.
God it's anon who doesn't even know the Mayo history who is trying to school us.
I guess someone either mention us or put a link up to here.
So now in comes an anon trying to insult us. But we have heard it all before. Over and over again. Please get some new material
Ciao Bella! Come esta?
BC
Hello Tj and Bella.
Of course I'm familiar with low class. I'm talking to you.
How much more low class can you get attacking people while hiding in the shadows under the title Anon?
so when i was trying to come up with a title for the gothic (elena made me! *grin*) i totally forgot i had a link to this really nifty random title generator.
this is what it gave me today (anything we like better for our blog gothic?):
rising tower
the hard secret (gigglesnort)
streams in the windows (ew)
sucking shards (lol)
the rising thought
the secret's hunter
the male of the touch (wtf?)
servants in the woman (elena, for your next story?)
seriously people, these are all completely random.
:D
Hello BC and Martha!
I'm fine, thanks.
What about you?
That's good Bella. I'm doing pretty good, just getting ready to make something to eat.
I want the hard secret TJ.
ok here we go, i am off for the time being but i just want to say
anons, family and even mayo and ss.
i am sorry for my bad spelling and my poor grammar. i will try in future.
mayo - i am sorry that they have come into your blog and said rude and disrespectul words. it was not needed and it was out of order.
i really do not want any harsh words or bad feelings in here for anyone else so
anons if you have a problem with me about anything at all, please say it in my own blog and not bother other people with it.
i am going to speak to my family back home now so i will catch you all later. everyone in here that is nice are wonderful.
bye bye
xx
hey martha!
oh, i'm glad you liked it fimble! i worked all night embroidering that cozy for it, too. :)
and you should think of me every tie you have a latte. that is right and proper. *smug*
Hey, could one of you do me a huge favor.
I was wondering if anyone saved that x-rated version of Mayo's *ahem* belt buckle story. If anyone did could you repost here in the comments.
I loved it.
P.S. I think you are all quite lovely.
And no, I didn't find it distasteful or low-class, just hot.
Take care Fimble. And don't worry about those anons. I like your misspelling and grammar errors. They make you, well, you! And no, I don't mean dumb.
I want the hard secret TJ.
okay, but what do you like for the title?
*smirk*
*heehee*
;D
So are you saying you don't love Frank anymore J? Has he hurt you cuz he is in love with Jamia? You are as rediculous as BC being in love with Gerard. Neither of them would never look twice at either of you losers.
NASTY ANON:
Since you're so apt to point out others mistakes with spelling and grammer...JUST A SIDE NOTE
Its spelled R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S and using a double negative in a sentence as in "NEITHER of them would NEVER look twice at either of you two losers" doesn't mean what you tought.
Perhaps instead of degrading everyone else, you should take some time and work on your own issues..apparently you have quite a few.
Nice Anon -
I do have it but it's on my computer at home. Sorry.
Is it a mirage, or is there an actual nice anon in the house? Aww I think you're lovely too Nice Anon. Thank you for the nice compliments.
Yes,someone should post that hot X-rated story here.
Take care Fimble. Remember we love you.
Fimble, you have nothing to be sorry about, sweetie.
Guys, I'll go and have dinner.
See you later!
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*
SS has changed his wording . he is watching in disbelief!!!
if this is old tell me to shut up!
TjI knew some one was going to go there. Glad it was you.
Hello anon 123 and nice anon.
FS see yo later and never stop misspelling words. I think its cold.
Anyway the rules of spelling and grammar are only suggestions. And are to be tossed aside when they get in the way of you vision.
TJ - I love some of those titles.
Perhaps we should change our title.
Thank you Anon 123.
I don't think that is old FASC. I guess SS has never been here during an anon attack.
Well SS just to let you know this isn't even a bad one.
And Bella I hope you enjoy your meal.
To one of my trash talking anons:
I am damn PROUD to be a loser!
Elena,
If it is not too much to ask, could you please post it when you get home?
I really wish I would have saved it myself.
P.S. Again, you are all so lovely.
Bella,
I know what you mean. We were reading the post and thinking "Oh, shit, what's going on, and got down to the "Boxers or Briefs" and just LOST it!
He has got a great sense of humor, we just don't get to see it very often!
It sounded like he just wanted to give us something fun to read after all the drama we've been having around here. 'Course, we will always have drama, but we deal.
Using the last line from 'The Lost Boys' to sum it up:
"On thing about living in Mayo's House that I never could stomach.
All the damn vultures."
L.
martha, i couldn't resist! and anyway, i knew you were waiting...;)
if you really want to change the title, elena...but i think maybe those random ones belong to a different genre than the gothic!
and what do you suppose ss's phrase refers to?
anyone else find ss's "cryptic" comments rather holier than thou and boring or is that just me?
right signed in now.
i always go to SS's blog first cos his loads the quickest and i saw that he'd changed from honking from the rear. so i zoomed to mayos to say. right now i've sorta caught up. an anon attack. nice!
hi guys. we all ok??
just you.
Thank you Naughty Masked Anon!
Heading for home guys. Catch you all later.
Hope I don't look in the rearview mirror and see an evil ANON!
Take care.
Anon it's just you.
just you anon.
Anon, I like SS's comments. They bring me comfort and laughter and pure, sheer bubbling happiness.
Where the hell is the anon hunter when you need him or her.
Let me get out my pointy stick.
Later Elena
hey there faraway!
see you elena!
:)
Martha
Thanks for sharing in my pain, I was looking forward to meeting him but I was told he was sick. It was quite funny watching some people react to Simon and Nick, I talked with them briefly and we mostly talked about our kids..NEVER thought I'd be doing that with them when I was younger and drooling over them....LOL
You're welcome Pantera, or should I say BC?
Eh, I don't get all aflutter or anything (that is not meant as an insult, guys), but I don't see them as holier than thou, or not too much at any rate. I like the funny ones.
so, faraway -- you check ss's page very time you get to blogbelieve?
and his new phrase wasn't there last time you checked?
i'm just wondering how recent it is.
bye elena!
hi TJ,BC,martha, OPs, anon123 - john taylor was the hottest but i was never into duran duran.
Anon 123 I hope he gets better soon. And maybe next time you will get to met him. I will keep my fingers crossed for you.
TJ i indeed do cos i'm kind of a saddo like that! but i've not checked it in a few hours. however nothing has happened here til recently. its been dead all day. so i think its pretty recent.
anyway SS if you are still here hello to you!
Well FASC I'm way into DD and JT is was and will always be hot in my book.
"watching in disbelief"....how creepy. get a goddamn personality and join in the conversation if youre just gonna sit there. if you can take the time to watch, you can take the time to comment.
but you wouldnt want to comment too much now wouldya? then people would get to know you and they would realize you arent who they think you are and who you lead them to believe you are.
you LOVE the speculation, dont you, ss? you could have put an end to it months ago, but then people wouldnt find you very interesting, would they?
even the ones who deny you, at the back of their minds, think it could be true.
how sad and shameful.
not a saddo, at all, faraway! it's cool that you check it first. :)
me, when i get online i always hit mayo's first, real quick. that's truly sad.
*sigh*
well, then i hope ss isn't watching in disbelief anymore...
believe, ss! clap your hands! don't let tinkerbell die!
:)
Helllooo Faraway! How are you? Take care Elena. Anon 123, you are free to call me either BC or Pantera. My new name was only created to dedicate to the awesome band from Texas y'all. You're a sweetheart.
Yes, where is Anon Hunter? But anyways, I'll be back in a bit. I have to cook and wash some dishes. Take care guys.
Anon123, Thank you.
NMA, Thank you as well.
SS, sorry you are having to witness this. As Martha pointed out, this isn't even one of the worst. I'll be handing out brooms, sticks, bricks and vulture repellent as soon as I get back from the storeroom.
Want me to bring you anything?
L.
see you later bc. :)
Princess is sooooo not working. Damn it man!
I saw you dude, or maybe I just heard you.
I just wanted you to know.
Take care of yourself, okay?
HEALTHCARE BILLING IS GOING TO KILL ME. GEORGIA MEDICAID IS SLOWLY SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME AS EACH DAY PASSES BY.
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Anon, leave SS alone.
anon @ 2.58pm SS did comment now go away!
ss, if you're still reading -- you really do have to believe in the power of blogbelieve, okay? we're magic.
Anon WTH. Why do you have it out for so many people here?
We are just a group of people having fun and really great debates with each other.
And well who ever SS is people like him because of the way he comes across. So lighten up.
TJ i pop them all up at the same time and usually SS's is the first to be there!!
his is a nice quick check cos you don't have to trawl the zillions of comments!!
ok if mayo is due a post i hang at his first!!!
FASC, you are lame for telling everyone about his profile changes. We can find it on our own. We don't need lurkers to know.
yeah, cause like lurkers can find it on their own by going to his blogspot directly...
http://www.blogger.com/profile/15874913289047853891
see, faraway, that's what happens to me -- i check mayo's, and then i get stuck reading the comments, and then i'm out of time and i have to go before i can check anything else!
so i'm glad you're out there keeping an eye on ss for lazy sods like me. :)
(sorry, ss. *sad face* i do like you, really i do!)
Anon everyone here has done that when SS or mayo changes something on their blogs. It's no big deal. You have to have the URL to see it.
seriously anon just fuck off will you you twat!
Yeah, thanks FASC, for bringing him up in the first place.
Aw, man, anons, why you gotta go and harsh the blog buzz like that? Can't we just talk about vampire porn or whatever we want to in peace?
Shit I need to refresh faster.
exactly TJ and an hour has passed!! i know!
any updates of the gothic? or is it elena's turn?
oh and any job news?
Anon aka Reg. Attacking as Anon...
ss wants the attention...fasc did no harm.
anon @ 3.07pm were you being nice? its hard to pick up sarcasm on a blog. if you were being nice then thanks!!
She is being sarcastic, Far.
I was going to post this here earlier but got distracted.
Why don't you close the door and shut the curtains
'cos you're not going anywhere.
He's coming up the stairs and in a moment he'll want to see your underwear.
You couldn't stop it now. There's no way to get out.
He's standing far too near. How the hell did you get here.
Semi-naked in somebody Else's room.
I'd give my whole life to see it.
Just you stood there only in your underwear.
If fashion is your trade then when you're naked I guess you must be unemployed yeah.
Cos once it's underway there's no escaping the fact that you're a girl and he's a boy.
You couldn't stop it now. There's no way to get out.
He's standing much too near. How the hell did you get here.
Semi-naked in someone Else's room. I'd give my whole life to see it.
Just you stood there only in your underwear.
If you close your eyes and just remember that this is what you wanted last night.
So why is it so hard for you to touch him.
For you to go and give yourself to him?
I couldn't stop it now.
There's no way to get out.
He's standing much too near and how the hell did you get here
Semi-naked in somebody Else's room. I'd give my whole life to see it.
Just you stood there only in your underwear.
Do, do do do do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do. Do, do.
Oh yeh I want to see you. Want to see you only in your underwear. Har.
it's elena's turn, faraway. i think she said she was goign to post it tonight? i love this, because i can't wait for the next chapter either, even though i'm one of the authors!
co-writing is a lot of fun! :D
no job news yet, but i'm in contact with a couple of places, so all irons are still in the fire. :)
carrie i missed the vampire porn??? well damn i kind of like the idea!
oh ok anon. not to worry. thanks, i think??
nah, no actual vampire porn, darn it, I was just picking a nice interesting topic. :)
you people remind me of cult participants or zombies.
one word from ss and you all immediately stop the fighting and force out small talk.
bunch o' freaks, i tell you.
Thank you all. Remember the V.
martha - pulp!!!!
if i'm wrong my brain has been fried by erm ...bad things!! but i am a brit pop english girl so i can't be wrong!!!
More anon attacks I see.
Nah, anon, all I have is small talk, pretty much no matter who is here, or possibly watching. But brains are tasty...
won't ever forget it, anon @ 3:15!
*hugs*
great TJ! i can't wait either. you are both doing a great job!
and good news re the job hunting and its only been a few days.
Happy to be a freak anon. Thank you for the compliment.
Anon I'm not young or have you not been reading the other anons. I'm middle aged.
Anon we engage in small talk all the time. And when not being attacked by you wild beast what else is there to do?
Yes FASC you are right.
anon 3.15pm.
we will and thank you!
Hello everyone *waves*
I see I missed another Mayo post! Grrr
More nasty anons?
Anon @ 2:58. I find it odd that you are ragging on SS and not Mayo, especially as when SS drops by he usually does it when he has time to have a proper chat with us, unlike Mayo.
SS is not even cryptic with us like Mayo is, he doesn't have anything to hide.
As for him loving the attention, I have no idea what you are basing your opinion on. All evidence points to the exact opposite, he actually shys away from attention.
Look, all you weird little Buzznet AND Regular Anons, it's one thing to slag-talk us. We're used to it. I don't think too many of us are bothered by it.
But when you attack SS for being nice, then you've gone too far.
SS is our friend. He watches out for us. We don't ask him for anything, yet he gives us his support, friendship, and love.
That is definitely more than we can say for you.
Tell me one thing, honestly: Why do you care what we do? Or say, or think, or who anybody is? What harm does it do to you? Other than make you crazy? Just quit coming here if it pains you so much. I don't get this mentality.
Regulars, we're gonna have to try to quit acknowledging these toadstools. It only makes the fungus spread. I know, I was one of the ones who yelled back earlier. But I've said, if someone attacks my friends, I'll stand up for them.
I'm so fucking tired of being harrassed for no worthwhile reason.
J
and good news re the job hunting and its only been a few days.
thanks faraway -- i'm not very good at job-hunting so i'm trying very hard this time.
*fierce look of determination*
hurray martha!
jarvis cocker is a brilliant lyricist and clever guy!!
did you americans witness his brit award public dissing of michael jackson during earth song at the brits in 1996??
it was brilliant!
happy days!
Aw, well, this is disheartening.
SS:
I'm sorry, buddy. Not everyone can be nice in this world. And I'm sorry that you had to watch this attack as it happened.
Mayo:
It was never our intention for these things to happen. We're getting attacked for being ourselves, the one thing you allowed us to be.
And now people want to make fun of us for it.
Fimble:
You're spelling is perfect. It doesn't matter what the others think, so don't let this get you down. Thanks for thinking of me ;)
Kapunua:
You're not resident bitch. Resident Evil bitch is more like it ;)
Sdock:
You're my rope buddy, and we love you. Doesn't matter what the Anon thinks :)
Helloo OP J, Lucy
Mean Anon, freak? Yeah. And a MIGHTY FINE ONE, too, thank you very much!
And Anon at 3.15:
In formation.
love
J
Hello LL
Ops I'm sorry but if I have something to say to the wild beast I'm gonna say it.
your welcome V anon.
Helllooo Mustard! I don't know about being ourselves, but anons attack me because I have feelings *sniff sniff*
lucy lu, because mayo doesnt pretend to be your friend or guidance counselor like ss does.
bc, you always make me smile. :)
♥ you silly thing you!
*hugs*
To all who said thanks... you are most welcome.
Thanks BC; for the compliment, I appreciate it.
I think you ladies are amazing; and no matter the reason you gathered here to begin with, it is nice to see a group of women who are able to laugh, cry, scream, dream, and just be plain silly with
each other, without fear of rejection.
NASTY ANON: You seem so hell bent on putting others down based on your assumptions that people are here b/c they think that MAYO or SS are Gerard and Frank (they could possibly be- they could be some bored 14 year old in her parent's basement) Who cares? Why does it bother you so much? If you feel that people are being idiotic for their beliefs then fine, but why belittle them, why the name calling and harrasment? I'm not sure if you are; or were ever a fan on MCR, but I think you may have missed the message they were trying to get across.....TOLERANCE.
So while your busy making assumptions about everyone's reasoning for being here, or why they choose to speak to Mayo or SS, maybe you should look at yourself and wonder if its the fact that people are annoying you by "being stupid" or if its the fact that in your life you may not have that many people interested in speaking to you that is the root of your anger towards everyone here.
And evidently I'm too boring and bland to even warrant an attack..sniff, sniff.
Ops i forgot to add that if we ignore them they will just try and find something else to attack.
I believe that is why they are going after Mayo and SS now. They want to hurt us by attacking or using things we hold dear.
Anon:
Everyone can use a little guidance, no matter the source.
i hear carrie pics her nose in public
*BC is shedding emo tears*
Aww thanks squeak squeak. ♥ you too! *hugs*
Well said Anon123.
And nasty anon take a look at Mayo's main page. He put up a quote from Mib and a picture by Tj. I think he see us as friends. And he does give us advice we just don't always see it because it is hidden in metaphors.
Oh thank you, Anon! I feel much better now. :)
ANON123,
That was perfect. Thank you.
MUSSSSSSSSTARRRRDDD!!!!
I turned it up just a bit more. ^_^
V anon,
I know this is totally off subject here but does anywone remember the tv show V? My husband thought I was crazy when I asked him about it the other day. I loved that show.
Anyhoo, yep I hears you!
middle aged women who try to attract the attention of an anonymous blogger
Nasty Anon, I know it may seem that way but really that blogger dude is an evil demon and those women are actually deranged minions from Hell! Their diabolical plan is to lure in unsuspecting souls and drive them mad!
I kid you not. Think about it. You start off lurking innocently enough and before you know it, you are stalking their blogs and babbling like an idiot.
The evil is strong here. It's too late for me, but if you get out now, there might be hope.
Save yourself while you still can!
Carrie just talk shit back to the anons and they will come round.
Picks nose and flicks the booger at nasty anon.
damn! now carrie gets insulted?
what about meeeeeeee?
*pout*
Anon, does it help that I scratch my butt in public?
Well, not really.
Bikey, lol!
I totally watched V. Eating the mice, yum. And didn't it have the guy from Beastmaster in it? Oh, and the guy who ended up playing Freddie Krueger too, I think he was a nice alien though.
Yeah, Martha, I feel ya. It's ok if you want to rant at them. And to add to what you're saying about them shifting focus, that's true as well. So it doesn't seem to matter if we yell at them or not, because they've decided they're going to squawk at someone, ANYone, regardless of whether we're even here.
J
bikey!! its kind of true!!
S&v20 the man who would end up playing Freddy Krueger was in V.
Hello Bikey Nice to see you again.
And pleas stop warning our victims.
Maybe SS was the anons. You never know.
So OPS (you are both the same, no personality), how is it going with ignoring all of this? You keep telling everyone else to but you never do. And you don't want anything from SS? Is that why you shit on him when he didn't talk to you for a few days?
MIB, do you think you will ever stop kissing Kapunua's fat ass? Or will she not let you stop? Not the bitch of the board, how about the cunt of the board.
*sigh*
not even a single "tj smells!"
i guess i must be universally loved and admired.
dammit.
toujours you smell!
anon 3.15pm.
Thanks... NO worries We are strong!
Hey kids I'm home now.
I'm a much bigger person than you are.
I know I couldn't have been very old when it was on but I remember watching it. That and I remember thinking how when I grew up I was gonna drive Kit.
BIKEY! Wassup dude?
Oh hey now, K's ass is totally not fat, it is toned from kicking Kung Fu butt. Now my ass, that is fat. Can we get back to my nose picking problem? And ewwww, c word hurts my eyes, stop being such a meany.
Okay MJ, I won't warn the victims if you stop stabbing me with that pitchfork.
OP J, I am going to rely upon your wondeful words of wisdowm and take your advice.
Dear motherfucking anons,
Don't appreciate or like the way I feel towards you-know-who? Well, tough! You can all go suck it! Not one of you can dictate to me how I should or should not feel about someone.
Sincerely NOT YOURS,
BC aka the "crazy, obsessed "stalker"
who the hell calls it a "board"? that's retarded.
Anon for the record Kapu has a nice firm ass.
It's me who has the fat ass. And I know how to use it to. I'll squash you like a bug.
oh, anon @ 3:14, thank you.
i &heart; you, too, baby.
:)
P.S. I have a fat ass
P.P.S. Forgive me for my spelling errors.
and i even ♥ you, as well!
*sheesh*
hi elena!
So...Carrie sticks a camera up her nose? Well, since the stupid Anon said "pics", that's what I gathered they meant.
BC, you scratch your butt in public too? MY TWIN! Oh, and let's not forget my nasty lack of eyebrow grooming.
BIKEY! You...are...bulletproof. :)
See, now we can't let you leave the House either b/c you know our secret. Just steer into the skid...pick out a room, son, you're not goin' anywhere.
Really, that was hilarious. Thanks for that, at least. :)
J
Alright Bikey I'll stop poking you.
Runs over to the nasty anon and pokes it.
Bikey said...
middle aged women who try to attract the attention of an anonymous blogger
Hey Bikey - Watch out I'm so old I might just hit you with my cane.
Hey FASC - read any good stories lately?
Hello Elena do you have some soft pore corn for us. I hop you do.
ok, well, i'm content now that i've got my own insult!
*gathers it tenderly to her bosom*
and so now i have to go, because i hvae some errands i must do today, and i've already spent much more time than i should've with you lot.
see you later, lovely blogsibs!
Anonymous said...
lucy lu, because mayo doesnt pretend to be your friend or guidance counselor like ss does.
What evidence are you basing that on? I presume you do have evidence that SS is only pretending to be our friend, and all the tangible evidence of kind gestures and gifts he has given us can be disregarded because he actually doesn't really like us at all.
When did he say he was our guidance counsellor, or when did we say he was? You seem to have a real bee in your bonnet about SS and not about Mayo, which is suspicious as SS has given us far more reason to trust and believe in him than Mayo has.
In fact, Mayo started to soften and make kind gestures towards us only after SS did. Some may interpret those gestures as Mayo pretending to be our friend. But your tunnel vision obviously seems to firmly focus on SS and not Mayo.
Oh, and even suggesting that SS was any of those anon's is deplorable.
Hello Bikey.
OP J, lol. Yes, I scratch my butt in public, but when I'm in the shops, I try to scratch it out of the bird's eye view. Ha!
I even pick my nose too!
I keep seeing "soft corn pone" and it makes me want some pinto beans.
bye TJ!
elena i've been reading some hot stuff actually!! nice soft pore corn!!
Later Tj
And Elena I'm sure you know what I meant. I need an edit button.
Blogger if I sacrifice one of the nasty anons to you will you give me an edit button.
Elena, lol. Take care my lovely squeak squeak *hugs*
I also want to try sneaking into the backroom of any store and go to the announcement speak and say in a deep voice "Luke, I am your mother!" so every customer could hear it throughout the store.
Sounds silly doesn't it?
Bye TJ! Hope you're still corporeal later! Try to hit some Vultures with the car while you're out!
Martha, that was good. I'm still laughing!
Hey FASC! And Carrie, and Elena, and everyone else. My, what a lovely day.
J
retard says what?
What a lovely day indeed OP J, although I must say, I'm interesting enough that anons have to keep attacking me. It's two days in a row now. Yay!
*Yeah, BC is being a bit snarky*
anon needs new material.
chicken butt
BC yes it does!!
but each to their own!!
Hi retard anon
hi OPJ is OPL ok?? she said she wasn't feeling so great. post op aside just in herself.
I shall not write any embarrassing, shameless porn!!
Stop encouraging me.
Well maybe I will later...
Faraway, I promise one day it will happen!
I always wanted to try mooning someone too.
Glad you are laughing J i hope L is as well.
INFAMY! INFAMY! THEY'VE ALL GOT IT INFAMY!
Sorry dude, had to do that!!
Good evening Mayo.
Good evening all.
Back in a bit, going to read the comments.
Seeze ya soon.
Yeah, FASC, she's feeling better than she was this morning. She's just having some rough times.
Post-op, PMS, anesthesia. Plus, she felt a little let-down by someone. But, she's feeling better about that last one, too. She's seeing it more from their point of view and is working through the hurt it caused her.
It's all good!
J
For God's sake, Nasty anon, I did try to warn you. Your mental instability is getting worse by the minute. Do not back away from the computer, run away screaming!
Go easy on that poor soul Mayo minions. He knows not what he does.
Good evening GS. OP J, I hope L is feeling better.
I have a bit of the devil in me.
I hope he bought you dinner first!
I never got to say hello to Bikey. Hi Bikey! Did you know that you're my hero? :D
Oh, I think he does Bikey.
Yeah, MJ, L loved it as well. "Sacrificial Vulture" just doesn't sound the same as "sacrificial lamb", though.
But it sure as fuck FEELS better!
J
Hello GS.
Has a hold of the nasty anon and is strapping him/her down to the sacrificial alter.
Bikey I think its a little late for the warning.
MJ, use the sonic screwdriver!
OPJ pms is enough to make any female crazy mad pised off tearful blah blah blah!!
say hi anyway.
GS fellow english bird hello to you!!
bikey its too late for him now!! he is in our clutches!
Thank you BC. Sorry to be so rude.
Greetings to all you ladies here.
Boxers? Briefs? Mayo, you totally left out the option of a birthday suit.
That's what I'd prefer.
SS, I know that feeling. We've all been feeling the same way lately, sad to say. I'm sorry you had to see it in action. I know their type. There are people in this world that put others down in order to gain self-esteem. Pretty shitty way of gaining confidence, right? I've come across too many of these sort of people in my lifetime.
Take care of yourself, okay? You too, Mayo.
Hey everyone. I hope you're all doing well?
gnothi seauton said...
I have a bit of the devil in me.
I hope he bought you dinner first!
Oh my word. We're both laughin' like goons over this! Good on ya, Gnothi!
BC, L IS feeling better, thanks for asking. A little Vulture bashing always clears out the cobwebs!
J
AHHHH home from work...
Just in time for butt scratching, nose picking and pinto beans! Sounds like my house during the Super Bowl...add some farting, burping and strategic scratching a little spray cheese, beer and some potted meat, and its on..LOL
Nasty Anon, I feel for you. I honestly do....
What is it you get from putting others down?
MJ, that sounds excellent! Should we dress in black robes or something?
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