I am feeling like a bit of a prick this hour. I will not apologize for my rant or the decision I have made. Please, consider yourselves warned. I have a bit of the devil in me.
My foremost priority is to put an end to a certain debate that has been going on inside my head for some time. I am weary from thought, and can barely function from the stress. My torment is unending, and my head is pounding. I have not been able to eat or sleep. I am gaunt, my eyes are hollow, and I look like shit. I have to, at this moment, come to terms with the horror. Ultimately, I must confront my fears and face the question that has been plaguing me at the start of each day. Boxers or briefs? I must admit I have been weighing my options quite heavily. Both have positive and negative qualities, but in the end (yes, I just said that) it is…
p.s. fucker’s out of his mind if you ask me.
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well in her honour!
.....
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Ergo,
I'd do Sportacus.
Anyway, bedtime really now.
-A
Hey Cupcake
yeah the whole space alien thing just sorta fits.
Just not sure what planet he's from.
aha anon I see we know the same jokes!!
:)
The idea of Mayonaise studying us is deeply disturbing. Hi Elena, Star. How are you guys?
Hello anon.
Ergo, OP J, I am now completely confused.... I thought it was 'only in July'.
Oh well.
amyranth
oh gosh yes!
sweet dreams!
ergo, i only read the first of the series. it was cute.
bc, take my advice: read the sookie stackhouse series. go. read them all. now. scoot.
;)
It was pretty impressive MJ! not as good as the romeo and Juliette my mother saw... two ballerinas twirled right off the stage and a man split his pants!
cupcake I think you are thinking of the Little Brown Titted Eider Duck of Nothern Venzuela
in that case it is July
Ep that is amazing I understood that whole paragraph.
Nightie night again Amyranth! *hugs*
BC why is the idea of Mayo studying us disturbing?
I've spent so many hours studying his words I'm pretty sure I could get a degree in Mayoism.
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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Couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomenal power of the human mind, according to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? Yeah and I always thought spelling was important!
ergo, you may be right! I do tend to get confused... XP
BC, I read those books, they're really good. I've read three or four of them so far, but have all of them that are in paperback.
One of the characters we meet in, I think, the second book is strongly hinted at being the Undead King of Rock 'n' Roll. :)
J
MJ it's cool isn't it It just shows how much your brain can take in and reprocess in an instant!
Thanks squeak squeak! Elena, my only reaction to that would be this:
O_o
Lol
BC,
I'm groovy!
If you like trashy vampire romance novels, Lynsay Sands is very good.
The titles are awesome: Bite Me If You Can, A Bite To Remember, and A Quick Bite.
I just got The Accidental Vampire. She seems to have run out of titles with the word "bite" in them!
back in 15 -20
Thanks OP J. I'll check out the series when I can.
I love those books J
Yeah you gotta love Bubba
Star, that sounds great. I prefer vampire novels where there is a lot of action. Romance is nice, but I don't like too much of it. I prefer someone kicking ass instead ^_^
ergo, in case I'm gone when you return...
I WUUUUUV YOU!!!!!! XD
I just like anything Vampire related... werewolves are good too.
Ep the mind is a wonderful thing.
Take care Ergo. Aww, Cupcake I wuv you too!
I prefer vampires then werewolves, but cupcake, yes, anything with vampires is definitely a good thing. As long as the author knows how to write eloquently.
Elena, I sent you an email, did you get it?
BC, have you read Laurell Hamilton? (I ask everybody this question.) Awe. Some.
J
I WUUUUV EVERYONE!
I'm busy being teary now... I've been watching cruel intentions, and damn it all if the end doesn't get me every time!
Cupcake, is that a movie? I'm guessing it is. Who's in it, what's it about?
J
It's a modern version of 'Dangerous liaisons ' J, It has Ryan Phillippe, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Reese Witherspoon among others.
Tragic ending... you end up feeling sorry for everyone involved really. Well I do any way, but I'm a big softie! haha
I must add it has a great sound track... Placebo, The Verve...
Im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
WUV U 2 cupcake!!!
J - yes I got your e-mail. Will reply back soon.
I mailed the package to you guys with an extra surprise.
*hugs ergo* Glad to hear it! XD
Well, Mayo, it looks like it's just me again.
I hope that you can sleep more easily tonight, now that you've come to a decision about your unders. These issues can be extremely trying for a young man in today's world.
Whichever you've chosen, just make sure you're comfortable. Nothin' worse than an ill-timed wedgie.
Really? I'm so glad to see you laughing, joking with us. This is the first completely silly thing you've ever written here. It'd be great to see more of them.
Take care, keep laughing, and, uh, L says she's still voting for the black silk boxers.
love you!
J
Sorry I had to delete a comment Mayo, I was repeating myself. As usual... lol
OP L.. great taste! ;)
Cupcake, sounds good. I love Placebo, saw them on Projekt Rev this summer.
Elena, cool! We'll look for the package. We've got something to send to you, too, just have to get it done. :)
After I write my goodnight to the S-man, I'm outta here. Tie-yerd. Hope you ladies have a wonderful night. Don't get caught raiding Mayo's underwear drawer, k? :)
love you all!
J
I have an image of a jar of mayo standing by a bed with all kinds of underwear laying on it. Trying on different pairs and modeling them in front of the mirror.
aw cupcake so nice you said it twice!
J I agree a fun post is so refreshing, and now he knows all our opinions on the cladding of men's nether regions and a few clad and unclad bits about us!
Mayo are you still there?
I hope you enjoyed the reaction you got!
*pokes you in the side*
*runs hand down to see if she can detect today's decision*
*suddenly hopes that's not all you are wearing!!*
*eep!*
Goodnight OP's! love you both! *hugs*
Goodnight OPs
has anyone seen the Cupie mayonnaise you can get from asia?
it's a squeezie bottle like a teardrop shape and the nozzle gives you a star shape like a piping bag
and the point of that was that the shape would fit underwear better
lol
MJ lol that's quite the mental picture... particularly as I see him in a cape and mask these days... think phantom of the opera.
Only now it's phantom of the opera in the all together as they say! haha
OP J, the saddest thing is, I have not read anything by Laurell Hamilton. I am missing out on alot of wonderful novels aren't I?
*bows head in shame*
lol ergo, yes I've seen it. A store down here sells it.. god knows why, no one ever buys it!
Goodnight and sweet dreams OP J.
oh cupcake now I see Gerard Butler in his jocks cape and mask !
thank you ;)
Well I'm going to have to call it a night. I hate to do this.
Goodnight all.
cupcake it is actually really nice mayonnaise - I have some in the fridge
Plus it's a cute bottle. lol
Boxers or briefs is a metaphor
Well ladies, I must go now, But no doubt I shall see you all in the morning!
Sleep well!
and Mayo ... nothing... sorry I can't think of anything to say, but I haven't used my html skills yet today, and I thought I should.
XD Take care duckie! MHWA!
xoxoxoxoxoxo cupcake
*runs back in for an extra hug from everyone*
goodnight MJ sweet dreams!
I bet someone dreams of mayo the blog and underwear tonight!
*hug for cupcake*
bye my taswegian mate!
Goodnight MJ, Cupcake. Sweet dreams.
Another anon in the house. Why, hello there.
Hello BC, OPs, Anonymous, Ergo, Martha, Cupcake! How are you all tonight?
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Mayo said....
My torment is unending, and my head is pounding. I have not been able to eat or sleep.
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I feel your pain Mayo, I really do!
For I have been tormented (recently) by the hosiery choices.
Thigh highs vs Pantyhose??
And, If I do choose pantyhose, which ones should I choose? Sheer toe, Sheer to top, Control, Crotchless.....
I don't know....
I just don't know.....
Oh, the confusion!!!!!
;-)
Love and hugs to all!
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
OP-L: I'm so sorry I'm late. I 'shot' for 9 and I totally missed!
Well, you know what 'they' say.
Expect the unexpected, lol!!!
metaphor for what?
not often used that way this side of the pacific!
could you elaoborate please, you just mean a big decision or something more specific?
Hello Wendy
*smootch*
the hosiery options are way too varied!
And I always buy multi packs as for sure I will ladder them!!
SS,
Ok, baby, now that Mayo's decided, it's your turn. What's it gonna be, boy, boxers or briefs?
Hmmn...I know what I'D like you in...but I'm not supposed to say.
What a shame that is. Now you'll just have to wonder...
Sweet dreams, precious. ;)
J
Goodnight Op J & OP L too
Hello Ergo (aka: my honey bunch)
*wink*
What do you think of crotchless?
*wiggles eyebrows*
And who the heck came up with that idea? LOL
If we wanted to feel the breeze, can't we just wear the thigh highs???
Ohhh.....these questions will keep me awake tonight. I just know it!
*smooch back*
Hellooo Wendy!! How are you?
Ergo, I'm not sure, but I just reread the post again, and it seems to me that it may not be intended to be a goofy one. I'm not sure, but some of the paragraphs tells me something about making a decision.
Good night OP J and L!!!!!
I'm so sorry I was late and missed being able to sit, chat and PLAY with you ladies again!
Hugs and Love!!!!
suspenders are fun
*wiggles eyebrows back*
I like fishnets
...But I could be wrong, but right now, I don't care.
Wendy, that's okay! As long as you're here now :)
Pantera said...
Hellooo Wendy!! How are you?
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Hello BC and *smooches* for you too!
I'm good, thanks for asking! How are you tonight?
ergoproxy said...
suspenders are fun
*wiggles eyebrows back*
I like fishnets
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Oh no, HOW could I forget about the FISHNETS?????
This decision is going to be the most difficult of my life!!!
Maybe we should take a poll?
*big wink*
Psst...Wendy...I'm not quite gone...did you get my email?
BTW, thigh highs are best for ANY occasion, you know what I'm sayin'? *nudge nudge wink wink*
Ergo, watch what you're grabbing over there! Or don't watch...
BC, Laurell Hamilton is kick-ass vampire soft-pore corn at its best. Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter. She is the original female vampire-busting protagonist; Laurell's books spawned most of the others that are around today. Check her out. The first one is called "Guilty Pleasures".
NOW I'm off! Night, all!
J
*smooches the not quite gone J*
I haven't checked me e-mail yet, love.
Going check now!!!!
Boxers or briefs is a metaphor
wouldn't surprise me.
after all,
the metaphor © mayonaise
Mayo
My goodnight to you this fine evening it a bit different. Martha suggested I write a book about the hard choices you must make. So then...
Blurb from the back of the new novel by
Elena Lamoure (nice pen name)
HERE, THERE AND UNDERWEAR
Here is the epic tale of Mayo Naise
A man searching for the truth
A man driven to find the answer
Follow his journey for self-awareness
From the vastness of lower Texas
He looks to find his true purpose
Now Mayo is left holding the truth
A truth that cannot be set free
A truth must be contained
But the choices are many
Boxers, briefs, the unholy thong?
He must decide and that decision
Could change his life forever.
Hello TJ and Elena!
Great new pen name, Elena!
I see pulitzer prize written all over that poem!!!!
J: answering e-mail
oooh Elena a bodice ripper for sure!!
Wendy, that's good. I'm doing okay at the moment, just listening to some Drowning Pool at the moment on my beloved Ipod. Hello squeak squeak!
OP J, thank you! Did you know that they made the Anita Blake series into comic books? I saw them at Barnes and Noble the other day.
Elena, ha ha your story is pure genius! :D
oh TJ you know that bass line you mentioned well
I always liked certain bits of songs and I asked my brother why (he's a muso) and he said it's chord progressions and flats and I noticed today that bass line is a chord progression.
just thought I'd tell you.
:)
the vastness of lower Texas
oh, elena. you went there.
lol
hello chickie-poos. *waves at all*
i wandered.
i returned.
i wandered again.
miraculous, no?
Hey, FREDDY is making a comeback!
I saw this while I was out grabbing the mail....
"Freddy Krueger's comeback
Freddy Krueger will return in a new installment of the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise."
What installment number will this be? 12/13......I've lost count.
toujours said...
the vastness of lower Texas
oh, elena. you went there.
===============
I LOVE TEXAS!!!!
Not only is everything bigger. Everything seems to be stronger and faster!
Wait, that doesn't sound very proper in the context of Elena's poem, does it???
Oh well...........
ergo, thank you for the information! (sorry for the lag, i was wrestling with another window)
chord progression. hmm.
good to know.
Hello squeak squeak, my fellow chickie-poo lol. How are you?
Wendy, you heard right. Apparently, there are going to do a remake of the Nightmare series, but it seems Michael Bay is going to produced them. It's blasphemy! >:(
P.S. I love/hate Texas. Not for THOSE reasons obviously.
i'm a bit :| actually, bc.
probably just the post-post doldrums. *sigh*
I was catching up and I seemed to miss the 'trashy' vampire novels conversation. DARN!
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Star said...
BC,
I'm groovy!
...If you like trashy vampire romance novels, Lynsay Sands is very good.
The titles are awesome: Bite Me If You Can, A Bite To Remember, and A Quick Bite.
I just got The Accidental Vampire. She seems to have run out of titles with the word "bite" in them!
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Suggestions for Lynsay Sands future titles:
"Wuthering Bites"
"The Bite Of The Phoenix"
"The Red Badge Of Bites"
"Uncle Tom's Bites"
"The Biter in The Rye"
"The Tell Tale Bite"
Aww squeak squeak. Will a hug make you feel better? *hugs*
Wendy, does this author have the word bite in almost every one of her titles? I like something with a bit more action and less romance. Romance is unnecessary sappy shit for me.
toujours said...
i'm a bit :| actually, bc.
=========
TJ: sorry to see you're a bit
:|
*big hug*
Any song you want to hear? I can go on a youtube hunt for you!
:)
Wendy, does this author have the word bite in almost every one of her titles?
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I don't know, BC! LOL, I've never heard of her. I just couldn't pass up the title suggestions
;-)
and then i lost my connection.
*sheesh*
anyway, thanks bc. hugs are good. )
and thanks, six -- but youtubes load so s-l-o-w-l-y on my old man computer...i'd be watching it halfway through mayo's next post.
*heh*
you guys are sweet.
♥
That's okay Wendy. ^_^
Aww your welcome squeak squeak ♥
and thanks, six -- but youtubes load so s-l-o-w-l-y on my old man computer...i'd be watching it halfway through mayo's next post.
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Darn! Well, hows about a little old lady joke, TJ?
I'm not waiting for an answer this time ;-)
I'm just posting it!
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves,
You're going to smile when you think of this:
"LATEX GLOVES"
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
Nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
Of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
Their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
Into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
She burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always Working!
ah I think i have my tax stuff sorted and am having a scotch and dry with hubby
I wont be about much tomorrow - accountant etc - i'll say hi in the morning
I'll miss you guys!!!!!!!
:(
GROUP HUG!!!!
(to help TJ feel less :| and more :)perhaps with :/ in between!)
Wendy
Bitey Dick?
hahaha love the joke -
*goes to tell hubby*
Take care then Ergo. We'll miss you :(
Wendy, ha!
that scored a definite lol, six, a palpable lol!
aawww, group hugs!
poor ergo, tax time. :(
*hughughughughug*
ergoproxy said...
GROUP HUG!!!!
(to help TJ feel less :| and more :)perhaps with :/ in between!)
Wendy
Bitey Dick?
+=======================
LOL ERGO!!!!!!!!!!
That made spit my last sip of Johnny Walker out! And he was in the Black Suit too *pout*
Let's just hope that BITE is not the size of MOBY!!!!!
Good luck with the tax people Ergo!
I shall miss my honey bunch tomorrow!
*big hug and smooch*
Bitey Dick?
Hee Hee *snickers like a schoolgirl*
Pantera said...
Bitey Dick?
Hee Hee *snickers like a schoolgirl*
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*snickers with BC*
I know BC! That Ergo is a HOOT, ain't, she!
TJ: glad you liked the joke!
*big cheesy grin*
Indeed she is Wendy :D
*Continues to snicker some more*
I must be off for now BC. I have another hot date with the laundry.
Don't worry about me though. I have no doubt the second half of the date shall run cold!
;-)
As for Mayo's question:
I'm going to have to go with L's suggestion of silky black boxers....
and and my own suggestion of ballet slippers!
That combo seems to work wonders for this guy:
Look at how happy and comfortable he is
Good night BC, TJ, Elena, Mayo, SS, lurkers!
Sweet dreams/awakenings to all!!!
Love and Hugs!
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
And, my apologies if THAT offended anyone!
Personally, I think it's hilarious!!!!
Goodnight Wendy. By the time you return here later on, I'll be sleeping, so hopefully, I shall see you here tomorrow night, if possible. Enjoy your laundry!
nighty-night, six. *blows kisses*
haha
HOOT HOOT!!
hubby liked the joke Wendy!!
and sickering is totally appropriate!!
sorry about the Johnny Walker! :)
catch evrey one tomorrow for a quick hello.
sweet dreams all, I'll be back soon with my goodnight - God I hope Mayo had a laugh and SS if he looked in!
Hello and goodnight to all
mayonaise aka self-proclaimed prick of the hour (sorry that makes me laugh)said...
but in the end it is...
a meaningless and trivial debate that doesn't mean squat in the big scheme of things.
It is a personal choice;to please yourself and possibly loved ones.
It appears; some people do not care, to know what a person wears in private, or beneath(body and soul).
However, will be one of the first to critique, what he is wearing for the public.
and then...
some do like to peek and be in the know.(laughs)
p.s.-I prefer "out of his mind and kind", rather than trusting "sane and unkind".
Remember...
just don't get your undies of choice, all bunched up in a wad,over petty crap. Not pleasant to see, or hear about.
Friends
Once again "Thanks" for the wishes. I am feeling slightly better and hopefully visit you tomorrow.
love to go around
`sc
p.s. fucker’s out of his mind if you ask me.
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My little jar of Mayonaise, your P.S. made me giggle. You're such a silly goose. Well, anyways, it is bed time for me. Sweet dreams to you my refrigerated glass jar of white stuff. It's time for you to return to the fridge where you belong. Hehe.
Goodnight and sweet dreams Ergo, squeak squeak and Wendy. Goodnight BlogBelieve, goodnight SS, goodnight lurkers.
Xoxo
Love to you.
SC so nice to see you about.
Well said - don't get you knickers in a knot!
Hope you have a fabulous Thursday!
Mayo
I don't know if your choice is metaphorical or not but any choice is weighed up and the best decision at the time is the most you can hope for.
I hope you were able to stick around for the conversation after your post and I really hope you had a laugh.
I know I did!!
It's been a good day I have tax stuff to do which always makes me stress out a bit, but I have collected all I can and shall see the accountant tomorrow.
I have my fingers crossed all will be in order.
And a rebate would be nice!
But anyway hoping this finds you well and enjoying your life - nether regions and all.
I cannot think of anything inspiring to say, I don't know if you find me inspiring anyway, but I try :)
I wish all the best to you, I don't know who you are or what you mean most of the time but I still am thankful for you creating this place, for us to discuss debate laugh and cry together ( ok I so nearly put mass debate - but I didn't!!)
You've put me in that type of mood.
Wishing love laughter delight and freedom to you, yours and your nether regions
Much love
EP
xx
and SS
missed you!
Underwear talk shall always remind me of you, that and geese.....weird huh!
Hope you are healthy hale and of sound mind and body, and having a nice little giggle!
Lotsa love
EP
xx
goodnight BC TJ Wendy and all
♥
Mayo, you funny.
Mayo,
You did make me laugh with this post.
As to the boxers or briefs, it only really matters in two situations.
No.1 is comfort.
No.2 is only if you are trying for a baby.
So what would you choose as your answer Mayo? 1 or 2 boxers, briefs, or baby?
And the PS was that the answer i ask on my last post?
If it was....Blows kiss!
If not...I'm as fucked up as you are, and just as crazy....o Waite, i am fucked up and crazy...so i guess it really dose not matter.
carry on
mayo,
very well done, very well done indeed! reading tonight's post, i had my hands in my lap, primed and ready to wring. when i got to "boxers or briefs?" i actually had to read that twice.
do you mind if i just say, wearing my grin still, that i like you, mayo? oh yes. definitely.
i bet you're fun when you get all punchy and over-tired. i imagine that you do silly with a superb skill.
take care of yourself, you goof, and sweet dreams to you when you sleep.
good night, mayo.
good morning mayo from very blustery and rainy england!!
my mum would describe it as a filthy day!!
but you have made me smile this morning so thanks for that!! a light hearted mayo post, you don't get many of those. not that i don't still worry about you of course i do but thats me, its in my nature!!
so after all that i would say boxers are definitely sexier in my opinion but if you are wearing tight trousers/jeans then i guess briefs. never under any circumstance go down the thong road. its bad and nasty!!
well i hope that helps!
have a lovely day!
hello SS where and how are you???
hello family! hope you are all brilliant!
Morning Mayo,
Your balls, your life, your choice!
Although aesthetically speaking, unless you've got the body of an adonis - and you do admit you look like sh*t - I'd put you in boxers.
And just because I'll take any excuse for one of my favourite movie quotes:
"Infamy, infamy. They've all got it in for me!"
Julius Caesar, Carry On Cleo
Love,
Kass xx
morning kass!
just to let you know you cracked me up with this little beauty yesterday!!
I love Mayo. I love that he's so good at playing the game. But I'd bet my car, if not my grandmother, that he's never wanked a microphone in front of 10,000 people...
true genius my friend!
and also this in answer to what you find beautiful in others:
A wide smile with a short upper lip. A twisted sense of humour. Girls hands. A boner like a prize marrow.
i spat my drink at the screen when i read that!!
oh and i think i'm around for the DM race today. my little man has a temperature so no toddler group today just cuddles on the sofa. so try and fucking compete this time! and that goes for PP too!
Hi FASC,
I'll try and race you to DM, but seeing as my computer's taken an unfathomable dislike to it these past few days, it's like trying to run the 100m with only one leg!
I can't find the, ahem, "microphone" GIF to post the link. Dammit!!
How are you and the brood today?
Kass xx
kass i have it on my buzznet but have no clue how to post it here!!
its pretty gross anyway!!!
i'm good thanks and the brood. apart from the little man and his hot head!
as for DM......excuses excuses!!
FASC,
I know, I know - it made me a little nauseous too, and I bet his hand doesn't have to go "travel quite so far" in real life! Hence the rolled-up sports sock that Loveman claimed he had padding out his tighy-whities...
Is "little man" the littlest one from your pic? I probably seem a bit rude for not asking before - or not remembering - but do you have boys or girls?
Kass xx
tighty
Must. learn. to. spell.
Or at least spellcheck
ha ha kass! yes that microphone was rather long!!
little man is the youngest and the one in the pic yes.
i have 2 older girls also.
how very mature of me!! ha ha!
by the way its done and dusted at DM!!! i'm not going to bother any more. no one is competing with me!!
*stamps feet childishly*
oh and kass you're not rude at all. pre kids i never had any interest in other peoples kids!!
oh and i read here a few days ago that your brother was a honeymoon baby and you were born only a year after him!! can i take my hat off to your poor mum!!!
oh and are you getting excited at seeing jared leto tonight?? is it tonight??
Mayo,
How are you? Do you have more or less of the devil in you this morning? Isn't that part of the fun of waking up? The not knowing? Me? Oh, I am sure you can tell by the way I am speaking so completely in and out of my head that I am still fevered and sick. It must be the fucking flu.
Do you know that I had the same kind of internal debate this morning? I couldn't decide if cereal or grits would be better for breakfast. Both are equally as filling and satisfying, but....and damnit, I completely forgot about oatmeal. I just hope I made the right decision.
Now....do I add cheese or eat them plain? Do I drink OJ or water?
And so goes my life...
Well, I am about to go back to bed now.
Mayo, I trust you made the right decision for you. I just hope you didn't limit yourself by only having 2 options.
Reserve the right to always change your fucking mind!!
Love to YOU Always,
S
P.S. I'm out of my fucking mind.
Jared tonight! He will be mine, even if I have to spike his bottled water*.
Hats off to Mother indeed, but she was 38 & 39 at the time so she really had to get a move on!
I used to be really broody as a teenager but now that I've actually reached "having babies age" I find that spending an afternoon with my friend's kids is more than enough, so "hats off" to you too!
Kass xx
*I may or may not be kidding, I haven't decided yet.
Greetings Mayo, SS, Kass (aka: Shaggy), FASC, Possum (who may arrive as I'm typing this), Sdock, brief wearers, boxer wearers, bikini wearers and commandos of blog believe....
everyone!
(I wonder where the Dalai Lama is this a.m?)
How are you all today? As always, I hope you're all well and happy!
Umm....Kass, are you sure you STILL want Jared? I mean, after the news you gave us yesterday. You know, the EWWWW news?
I would think long and hard about it.
*pun totally intended there*
;-)
Have fun Kass!!!!!!!
To ponder today:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past ...we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way.
We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude ...I am convinced that life is 10 percent what happens to me and 90 percent how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our attitudes."
Charles Swindoll
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wishing you all a day filled with easy choices and winning attitudes!!
Hugs and Love for all,
~Namaste~
Wendy
I'm off to take a ride now:
ALL ABOARD!
Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Mayo!!!!!
Yes, I bolded. ^_^
Yes, I yelled. >.<
Do you give a shit? O_O
Ok, first things first. I'm not sure if anyone recommended this to you last night as I have only read a few of the comments but dude....
Boxer briefs. Problem solved. YAY! Best of both worlds, right?
Ok, now for the rest of S&V20's response. I saw your warning and saw that you called yourself a prick but I don't know. Something about this just wasn't at all that 'funny' to me. I saw it as "Do you people really think this is all I effin' worry about?". I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.
I'm sure you have a lot on your mind. I just hope you can find the time and the peace you need to eat and sleep finally. You need that, you know?
Good luck on doing that. I know it's easier said than done.
Hugs and kisses, Mayo-man.
XOXO,
S&V20
P.S. - As long as you keep writing, we'll keep worrying and discussing and we will all keep humming along. Sounds like a plan doesn't it? ^_~
SS!
(Only one exclamation point for you. I didn't want to yell that loud. ^_~)
Am I gonna have to come looking for you? Are you lost in the forest of BlogBelieve? Is life treating you good? Are you okay? I hope so.
Damn, I didn't realize I was asking so many questions. Sorry. O_o
We miss you but you know that.
Love ya to pieces!
XOXO,
S&V20
hey princess!
oh i was happy with mayo's latest. do you think there's a downer part too??
well we never know with the mayo man in the tower. complex guy!!
wendy thanks for that little bit of ozzy!
dalai lama - inspiring!
kass! good luck with jared!!
i actually don't really find him attractive.
*ducks from missiles*
i mean i get that he is but he isn't to me.if you get me?
Hey FASC!
I don't know about Mayo. It does sound more like the 'old' Mayo. I missed that just a bit, I admit. Made it easier to rip him a new one.
I just can't now though. I don't know.
Unless his next post says, "Princess, shut the eff up."
Then I'll gladly rip him a new one. ^_^
You wouldn't do that would you, Mayo? You better say no! >_<
All by myself. Don't wanna be all by myself anymore.
Morning FASC and Princess!
Glad you enjoyed the "ride", FASC!
Here's some lagniappe for ya:
What could possibly follow Ozzy and Randy Rhodes, you ask?
Well, OZZY and ZAKK Wylde, of course!
All my life I've been over the top, I don't what I'm doing, all I know is I DON'T WANNA STOP All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop
You're either in or in the way
Don't make me, I don't wanna stop
Actually, I do know what I'm doing & I don't wanna drop...... Off to bed I go! I need sleep!!!
Hugs and love (again)
yeh princess more old mayo!! we can and do mass debate him forever don't we??!!
hi anon!
Hey and bye Wendy!
Anon, why do you feel so lonely?
I am exhausted, but I wished to stop by and lick everyone! Okee, I go sleep now.
Mayonaise?
I have a question for you.
If you had some good 'ol pie in your face, then why in the hell were you worried about putting on underwear?
Talk about letting your mind wander.
On second thought, it might not have been the best pie you ever tasted.
See what happens when you unleash the devil inside.
Mmmm. Appears I may have this place all to myself! Damn, can't sleep now. Always loved wandering about places alone, especially places I wasn't supposed to be. Wonder if he still has those dolls under his bed....
GV,
Licking the princess is not allowed. Sorry. ^_~
Sweet dreams!
My humblest apologies, princess.
Oh, it's okay. Now you know.
Are you doing alright today?
Yes, thank you. I don't know why I'm not in bed. I suppose I gave myself too long a break from Blogbelieve, as I have seen all of you call it now.
But really, I really shouldn't be on here!
Okay, for real this time. Getting up as we speak. I hope your day will be splendid!
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
Good morning, everyone.
I am only on for a moment, to post a couple of things from last night that were right at the end of the last post.
I will not lie, I am not doing well today, haven't been for a few days. Not like me, I know, and I am not one to complain. (most of the time:) )
It's not physical, I am healing well from surgery. I just saw things clearly that hurt my heart to see.
Thank you, my Family, you are near and dear to me, and I love you, make no mistake of that. I'm not leaving the blogs, I'm not even taking a break. I may just be...a little different.
Any way, here is one of the posts from last night. Thanks!
L.
Original Punks said...
Hello, Everyone, how's it going?
SDock, I have to tell you, I just about fell out of my chair when I saw the quote you left.
"Resolve to be thyself: and know, that he Who finds himself, loses his misery."
The reason I did was because this is from a poem that only a couple of days ago I was reading and it made me think of Mayo, too! I had planned on posting the whole poem tonight, so it is below. Amazing that it had the same feeling.
I hope you are feeling better, Sock, and taking care of yourself. Love you,
L.
******************************
SELF-DEPENDENCE
by Matthew Arnold
Weary of myself, and sick of asking
What I am, and what I ought to be,
At this vessel's prow I stand, which bears me
Forwards, forwards, o'er the starlit sea.
And a look of passionate desire
O'er the sea and to the stars I send,
"Ye who from my childhood up have clamed me,
Calm me, ah, compose me to the end!
"Ah, once more," I cried, "ye stars, ye waters,
On my heart your mighty charm renew;
Still, still let me , as I gaze upon you,
Feel my soul becoming vast like you!"
From the intense, clear, star-sown vault of Heaven,
Over the lit sea's unquiet way,
In the rustling night-air came the answer:
"Wouldst thou be as these are? Live as they.
"Unaffrighted by the silence round them,
Undistracted by the sights they see,
These demand not that the things without them
Yield them love, amusement, sympathy.
"And with joy the stars perform their shining,
And the sea its long moon-silvered roll;
For self-poised they live, nor pine with noting
All the fever of some differing soul.
"Bounded by themselves, and unregardful
In what state God's other works may be,
In their own tasks all their powers pouring,
These attain the mighty life you see."
O air-born voice! Long since, severely clear,
A cry like thine in mine own heart I hear:
"Resolve to be thyself; and know that he
Who finds himself loses his misery!"
January 30, 2008 9:30 PM
Original Punks said...
Guys, I know I don't usually do this, but I was filling out the renewal for AI, and I wanted to leave some website addresses for a few places that are near and dear to my heart. If you would like, please check them out. They are all worthy causes!
American Diabetes Association
www.diabetes.org
American Heart Association
www.americanheart.org
North Shore Animal League- A no-kill shelter for dogs and cats
www.animal-league.org
Good Mews Animal Foundation- A no-kill shelter for cats in Atlanta
www.goodmews.org
Amnesty International
www.amnestyusa.org
Thanks!
Love ya,
Lisa
January 30, 2008 9:48 PM
Hello Mayo..Hope all is well.
My two cents? Its Boxer Briefs...they leave more to the imagination; and I have to admit, they are the most fun to help a man out of. (naughty aren't I)
Hello to all...I'm not sure if any of you remember (or care to for that matter); but I was the one all a twitter about meeting Duran Duran. Although John Taylor was not there (am crushed) I did meet Simon and Nick and I must say they were extremely nice and still very schmexy.
What is it about men with an English accent that gets me going on so? I'll never know.
GOD!!!
Mayo,
I always forget shit, you ought to know that by now. The Princess will drag a thought on about 3 or 4comments at least, right?
The P.S.
p.s. fucker’s out of his mind if you ask me
That one.
I have to say that this was the only thing that I considered really ha-ha funny. Why? Because we are all out of our minds in one way or another. Same reason I find American Psycho to be funny. Just wanted to let you know that. "HE" is not by himself in that category.
Hiya Mayo.
I know. Decisions, decisions. Boxers or briefs. Such a daunting decision to make. Could be life altering. Or not.
I can't tell you what to wear or what you'll be comfortable in.
I will tell you to make sure that whatever you wear make sure they're clean when you leave the house.
Hi Mayo, I had a feeling I would miss you last night.
When I first read this, I did not laugh. I think Princess and I are on the same page here. I do find it to be sarcastic 'the boxer or brief' portion, but as for the rest of it...I just don't know what to think.
Remember a long time ago when we all agreed we were a little 'touched in the head?' I have a feeling not much has changed in that regard. Not for me, not for you, and I'm sure a bunch of others. We are who we are and well, what can we do about it?
I guess we just need to try our best to make it through all the 'craziness' and realize underneath it all our decisions do affect those around us. It is not mutually exclusive to just ourselves. At times it is important to question whether those decisions are good or bad for us and them. Keep it perspective, 'ya know.
Am I making any sense?
Probably not...maybe I should enlist you and all the other thoughtful/brilliant writers to help me out. I suck at this.
Regardless, please take care of yourself. I worry about you....
Love,
Anima
Seriously Bleeding Chaos, did you really just translate those scrambled words? You are SO MOTHERFUCKING STUPID. We could read those words. That was the IDEA. This is not the first time a joke has gone over your head. They ALL go over your head and every one knows it. Seriously, are you inbred?
It's not even the fact that you think Gerard Way loves you as much as you're obsessed with him. (Yes..... some us were there for MWM and remember your declarations)... There are more dangerous people out there. You're probably pretty harmless. But you are so motherfucking stupid and that's what bothers me. Especially when you think you're figuring out things that normally intelligent people know without being told. Do you wear a bib, because you must sit there drooling all day. Some people know they're fucking stupid. But you actually think you're smart and that makes it worse. Seriously I don't know how people can even fucking talk to you.
LOL
That's a lot of anger. Crackles me up.
Seriously uncool.
Don't come here degrading and throwing mean words at people.
If you can't say anything nice to someone, please just don't say anything.
Anon, your comment was extremely distasteful and just plain cruel.
You are being a bully and I do not like it. I'm sure there are more important things you need to attend to. In the meantime, consider this, maybe your self-esteem is so low you find that by hurting others you are some how building yourself up. Well, what goes around comes around my friend. You are only hurting yourself with your remarks.
To the motherfucking anon at 12.43 pm:
What in the motherfucking HELL gives you the right to monitor everyone? BC is a decent, kind, caring, loving individual who does nothing wrong except try to show a little love for other people. This attacking shit ends. NOW.
You want to talk "stupid"? Stupid is continuing to rag someone because it makes YOU feel better about your sad, pathetic life. Stupid is harrassing people UNDER AN ANONYMOUS FLAG. Stupid is thinking that everyone else is less of a person than you are just because they're different. Stupid, in short, is YOU.
Let's also add cruel, stubborn, evil, pustulent, disgusting, boring, obnoxious, pointless, and COWARDLY. How much credit do you think anyone can possibly give you if you won't even grow a pair and admit who you are? Afraid of getting run off the blog on a rail?
Normally, I would have ignored your scrawny ass and left you to dangle in the wind. But this time, I had to get in your face. You make me nauseous.
From now on, you're a void. A black, festering, sucking hole where a person should be.
Keep it up. Your time is coming.
J
--Yeah, under MY OWN MOTHERFUCKING NAME.
Original Punks = Nothing But a Drama QUEEN.
ANON at 1:08 = pain in the ass
Family,
I urge you, please, from now on, any cruel anon is a blank comment, not to be addressed, even if the buttons they push are hard to ignore. This group can be fought only one way, and that is to ignore. Open the door, take that stick, broom, brick and knock them back in the yard before they can speak.
It is in our nature to defend each other, but this group has no heart, nothing to argue with. Only complete silence can make a difference.
L.
are you really preaching to the "family" to ignore the anons when it was you that didn't?
Elena,
Completely agree. And the anon apparently doesn't see there are TWO Punks. Just another item to add to that stupid list, I guess.
Thanks, for the e-mail you sent, Elena, and we will be on the look-out for the package. What happened with the bomb scare Monday at your daughter's school? And how are they doing?
Love,
L.
You know it's true and you can't even deny it. There are a lot of people here you just plain can't like. Phoneys who say certain things to suck up because they think they have a chance with Frank Iero (OPS) an overbearing bitch who thinks she runs the board (Kapunua). You have your losers who whine to Mayo for sympathy and attention who don't bother trying to fix. Their own problems (Sdock10) and people who just plain can't spell (Fimble Star).
But Bleeding Chaos is just. Plain. Fucking. STUPID.
So BC, are you inbred?
Original Punks said...
And the anon apparently doesn't see there are TWO Punks.
Or doesn't care since neither of you have a personality or proper eyebrow grooming habits.
Hey everyone. What's going on now?
Original Punk J that song (I don't wanna talk about it) on your blog is about SS isn't it? Have you thrown another tantrum because he hasn't been here for a week? Has he broken your heart? Boo Hoo. How many more times are you going to bitch at him when he doesn't give you all the attention you want.
So how's everyone doing? Hi OP J and L
Original Punks said...
And the anon apparently doesn't see there are TWO Punks.
It was ME that posted that. ASSUME MUCH?! Not a damn thing to do with SS. What is up your ass about J. and SS?
But thank you so much for your suggestions and assumptions. Now, lick a frozen metal pole, ok?
Bye-Bye, now. I know it hurts you not to be addressed, but I just can't be arsed.
L.
FROM J'S BLOG
Last week, for one time, I NEEDED someone who I considered my friend. I had time to think about it over this last week, and the more I thought, the worse I felt about it. I had always been there for them, but when I needed it the most, the faith I put in someone wasn't there. I know now that I am not needed anymore to this person. I wonder now if I ever truly was, or if they ever cared.
Choose who you put your faith in wisely, my friends. Because You Never Know.
SO YEA SS, THIS IS WHAT SHE THINKS OF YOU. GOD FORBID YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKIN SHIT AND YOUR OWN LIFE TO DEAL WITH. CRAZY BEOTCH! I'M SURE IT WILL BE NO GREAT LOSS TO YOU, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAS LOST HER FAITH IN YOU.
Hey, BC. Not much. Nothing worth commenting about anyway.
How are you doing?
Love,
L.
And anon don't forget the assholes who come on and can only insult people as anons. Let not forget about those people.
I'm doing okay L. Just watching the news at the moment. Helloo MJ
Hey L
Nothing happened at the school. Word is they caught the kids leaving the bomb threats. I hope so!!
Hello all
Sorry Ops I just can't ignore. Even if they are assholes.
I swear sometimes I think people just have a day off bored at home and decide to start poking the blog with a stick. Why don't you just go read a good book instead? Like maybe a self-help one.
Hi Elena. How are you?
Hi Carrie
Hey Carrie, BC and Martha.
How are you all today?
Hey BC, are you going to get that big snowstorm that's heading to MI?
Hello BC how are you?
And another thing anon about FS's spelling I think you should read what Ep posted last night.
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
January 31, 2008 12:22 AM
Hey Elena, I'm doing fine. Oh, thanks for putting me in the story (I'm not sure if it was your chapter or TJ's, thanks to both of you though, I'm really enjoying it).
Hello Carrie and Elena I'm alright.
How about you?
Well, here I am, breaking my own rule. I gotta stop that.
Anon,
Are you really this insane and fixated on J.? I see you did not bother to include the part that had MY initial at the bottom of that post.
Why? Because it didn't fit in with your own pre-determined idea of who it was written by and who it was for. I know that no matter what I say you are going to continue to insist and drag SS into your sick little game.
But for the record, who I spoke about is no one you know, or anyone else on here for that matter. Believe it or not, we do have lives OUTSIDE this blog.
Apparently unlike you, who stalk us, lurk through comments, and end up sounding like you are two steps away from a straitjacket and a rubber room.
Oh, and BOLD writing does not make it so. Just a word of advice.
Now, satisfied?
L.
So are you saying you don't love Frank anymore J? Has he hurt you cuz he is in love with Jamia? You are as rediculous as BC being in love with Gerard. Neither of them would never look twice at either of you losers.
hey anon up there at 1.34pm, i would just like to say
Thank you so much
you have made my day so much brighter with your words of wisdom. you just make me so jappy. oh and yes that is jappy.
sorry thats not right is it. fimble star cant spell after all so ere is the correct version
yipo shdy ajdhdydt ajsisysy brgfft sjsgdtg ksuisdg sbhsgdsfrd jsidyftg hdgdtgf hdgtdfdgd
(i hope you understood that, sweet pea)
hey nice people and goodbye nice people, have to run off to class because i will learn how to spell cat today.
CAT
i think thats right, wish me luck
Martha Jones, are you MOTHER FUCKING retarded too? Thats what started my whole point today. If you would FUCKING pay attention.
Just because we can read Fimbles comments doesnt mean she should clean her fucking grammar up!!
Hey MJ, and Fimble you made me laugh out loud!
Carrie glad you are happy to be in it. Slowly we're getting eveyone in there. I have my next part done. I'll probably post it tonight.
anon, dude, I think you meant shouldn't. But nobody has to change to suit you. If they did, you wouldn't have anything to bitch about, and you might actually, like, have to go get a life and stuff.
Anonymous, you need to squash it right now. You are way out of line.
Elena, Carrie, I'm doing pretty good. Thank you for asking. As for that snowstorm, I saw the news last night and it seems it's gonna head this way sometime tonight, with six inches of snow.
Helllooo Fimble!
Cool, Elena, I'll look forward to it. It will be fun to read with the howling snowstorm that we're supposed to get.
Yes anon I am a mother fucker. In fact I fucked your mother last night.
No one here cares about FS'sspell mistakes. Why do you?
Secondly maybe you should read. Op L said she wrote that comment from her blog that you posted. Not J.
Just an observation...
Some people think that if they use the word FUCKING it makes their point so much more important.
Reminds me of a little kid trying to get attention.
omg anon, you said mother fucking.
is you mother fucking right now?
please tell her to be careful ok.
oh and
Just because we can read Fimbles comments doesnt mean she should clean her fucking grammar up!!
i am a bit confused on this comment. yes you get me, not only i cant spell i clearly am too slow today as well. so help a fimble out today please. am i right in thinking you do not want me to clean my grammer up because you can read my comment. but i thought i couldnt spell.
Hello, Elena, Martha, Fimble, Carrie, BC, Anima, (Mustard if you are still here)
BC, what's with the weather there? We had a rough wind and thunderstorm here a few nights ago, and the temps range anywhere from 9 to 70! We keep hoping for a little snow, but so far nothing.
Can you ship us some? :)
L.
how are you guys today, i just got back from my exam and all i could think about was splash streaking
splash i told you i would hahaha
how is the weather for everyone, i heard on the news that it is getting extremely cold
elena, dont you have some embarrassing, shameless porn to write??
L I'm well. For being a mother fucking retard and I believe everyone is obsessed with me. And I'm a sad silly woman.
Fimble Star said...
omg anon, you said mother fucking.
is you mother fucking right now?
please tell her to be careful ok.
retard says WHAT???
Not to be addressed? You DID address that person.
Looks like there are two of us.
Watching the news BC? You don't even understand the news you fucking retard.
Fimble, I'm doing okay, but it seems I am in the midst of another anon attack for the second day in a row and I just got up a few minutes ago. How about that? Does not deserve my attention though.
I'm okay though. Thanks for asking. OP L, the weather has been pretty nuts. Monday, it was in the low 50's but that was when the temperatures decided to plummeted, and then later on that day, the weather decided to have a snowstorm, with gusty winds and dropping temps. We still have alot of snow here, and it's supposed to snow again by tonight.
Sure, I can send you some snow, via UPS.
hey ops, mj you are a naughty mouthed girl, and Fim, evidently we're supposed to have snow asshole deep on Slim Pickens camel by morning. That's just something my parents used to say, and for the life of me I don't know why.
Elena If you could write some porn that would be so good. And the more shameless it is the better.
Oh Anon thanks for reminding me.
I was just sitting here thinking about what I should be doing.
Oh yeah that's right I should be writing embarassing, shameless, porn.
So sex is embarassing and shameless to you?
That's interesting....
*bc watching news*
"In Iraq today..."
BC: "Hurhurhur, she said rack..."
*drool*
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