Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Pie in the face of infamy.

I am feeling like a bit of a prick this hour. I will not apologize for my rant or the decision I have made. Please, consider yourselves warned. I have a bit of the devil in me.

My foremost priority is to put an end to a certain debate that has been going on inside my head for some time. I am weary from thought, and can barely function from the stress. My torment is unending, and my head is pounding. I have not been able to eat or sleep. I am gaunt, my eyes are hollow, and I look like shit. I have to, at this moment, come to terms with the horror. Ultimately, I must confront my fears and face the question that has been plaguing me at the start of each day. Boxers or briefs? I must admit I have been weighing my options quite heavily. Both have positive and negative qualities, but in the end (yes, I just said that) it is…






p.s. fucker’s out of his mind if you ask me.

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ergo said...

Phworrrrr - gimme a guy in black leather

Richard Armitage

Anonymous said...

mustardisbetter said...

Seriously. I saw Frodo's nose hairs one too many times.

It's like Jackson was thinking just how close he could get to him before his thought bubble burst.


LMAO! Oh, Splash, you tickle me.

It's funny, I watched that with a friend and we MSTed a lot of it. The dude kept casting his eyes to the heavens like a little lost lamb; it was ridiculous. We'd be like, "Frodo must be suffering. He's looking up again."

I was kinda glad when Jared Leto choked that Hobbit bitch. ;D

Fimble Star said...

jules, wash your mouth out with soap young lady.


fim is not dirty, splash is very dirty and very kinky to. did you hear about the time she wanted people to lick her.


splash = dirty bird

Original Punk J said...

Oooh, more storms Ergo, sorry. It's supposed to be warm here, then cold, then warm again. Snow? Maybe. Rain? Who knows. Tsunami? Possibly. We never know from day to day.

We have a saying here in East Tennessee: "Don't like the weather? Wait a few minutes."

Fimble, it's not sad. I know you don't have any friends b/c you can't spell and are a dog. Myself, I have poor eyebrow maintenance and can only talk about Frank's cock.

I will be your friend, though, despite our shortcomings. :D

Ah, Viggo Mortenson. Nope, sorry, doesn't do it for me. Or Orlando Bloom. Too skinny. Sorry, Mustard, Ergo, can't go with you guys to the movies I guess. :(

J

Martha Smith-Jones said...

J according to my coworkers yes they are the spawn of Satan. I haven't had any like that myself.


I don't know why the Superbowl is so big. But all the men folk seem to be drawn to it. Could that be why we have no Bikey and Mayo

Anonymous said...

OP J, I have Comcast :(
I also sent an email reply to you guys just now.


Hi everyone.

PJ's in blue said...

Hi everyone,
Sorry about last night, i hooked up with some friends, had a few too many and was a little out of my mind.

Mayo,
I'm with them, ask us anything, you already know I'm an open book, so I'm game for anything.

RW, happy birthday!!!!!
Hope your wish comes true, what did you wish for on your birthday?

gnothi seauton said...

GS, you totally said "nip."


And when it's cold we say it's nippy noodles ;)


Right, I'm definitely off, see, this is me going, gone, vamoosed, vanished [ like an old, oak table :D ].

Bye!

Anonymous said...

And, don't listen to Fimble because she thinks she's "innocent."


I told her if she's "innocent," then I'm the Pope!


And, to reiterate? There shalt be no licking of any kind, on, around, or close to Mustard.

Fimble Star said...

oh J, i am just doing my eyebrow maintainance (see the spelling). so maybe i can look less like a dog, but oh i am not allowed to do that. i will just have to go outside and cover my face with mud. thats what they do isnt it hahaha.


thanks for the superbowl explanation. so really it is pointless if you are not a fan. give me the world cup of football(soccar) anytime.

ergo said...

J with you on Orlando I prefer a bit more rugged

sorry kapunua have to disagree, Richard in black leather can only be topped by Alan Rickman in black leather ;)

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD, I ACTUALLY FOUND IT.

LOTR ENDING SPOOF.

Honestly, it's just some guy adding his own noises to the last like minute and a half. It's so stupid and weird, but I almost spit out my water. Especially when Legolas comes in.

Take a look at it, you'll pee your pants laughing, and you won't even know why. ^_^

Fimble Star said...

HELLO POPE MUSTARD

oh you look rather dashing in your hat and robe. is this wat you wear when you are not streaking through the blogs wear nothing but mayo covering your ............


and everybody knows you are dirty, you little hussy ;)

Anonymous said...

Holy shit.

That's hilarious.

ergo said...

we don't get superbowl ! *whispered - thank you!!*

closest we have is a rugby league game called State of Origin between Queensland - our state (cane toads, maroons) and New South Wales -state below us (cockroaches, blues) and the playes play for their birth state,
It's 3 games over 6 weeks and I avoid it, fortunately we cannot get it on our tv so hubby must go elsewhere -awwwww, hehehe
I go sometimes but I don't like football so I sit and read/talk/drink generally enjoy annoying guys by saying "why did he do that?"
"oh he fell down" "Did he score?" and other equally inane things- good times, good times

Anonymous said...

IT'S A FREAKIN' BODY SUIT!


SEE?!

Fimble Star said...

mustard


body suit - my arse

Anonymous said...

Hey PJ, GS, Fimble, Mustard, K, OP J, Ergo

Carrie said...

I like the Superbowl for the commercials, and the eating of the bad foods. We have "Superbowl Crapfest" in which I forego making a nice nutritious meal in favor of frozen chicken wings and pizza rolls, and then we sit around complaining about how bad our stomachs hurt. And oh, I loooooove the BBC Robin Hood. Eagerly looking forward to it to start here. And hey, assorted peeps!

Fimble Star said...

hey bc, hgow are you tonight?

Fimble Star said...

hey carrie. do you know of a english singer called lily allen.

her father is in robin hood. one of the main stars.

Anonymous said...

Damn, a noisy flock of geese just totally went by outside. ^_^

I know, isn't that clip just STUPID funny?

Fimble Star said...

going eating me tea,

be back later. bye everyone

xx

Anonymous said...

Hey Carrie! Hey BC! See ya, Fim!

Anonymous said...

Hi Carrie. Fimble, you naughty bird, I am doing well, just cooking some dinner at the moment and watching a SVU marathon. Thanks for asking.

Carrie said...

Hey Fim, Lily Allen does Smile, right? No, I didn't know her father was one of the stars, cool.

Carrie said...

Jeebus, a new post would be nice, this bitch is taking forever to load!!!!

Original Punk J said...

Okay, who else thought Frodo sounded like the Monster from "Young Frankenstein"???

*hooting with laughter*

Oh my cow. That was too funny.

Fimble, I can't do my eyebrows, I'm too busy talking about Frank's cock.

Hey BC! I'll write back a little later. :)

Mustard, we know FS is no innocent. No one who spells like that can be innocent. It's all a ruse.

Ergo, I couldn't get your clicky link to work. I'm sad, I want to see the leather.

Guys, I'm starving. Gonna go eat some dinner and take a shower. One of us will be here later.

See ya!

love and all that

J

Anonymous said...

Please pass to Mayo for me:


Mayo,

How are you, my friend? Did you enjoy your Sunday? Actually, you might still be enjoying your Sunday. I hope you are. Mine? It was lovely. Picture perfect everything. Now, I must start preparing myself for work tomorrow...errrrrr.

Mayo, can I take my note to you tonight and talk about how much I miss someone? Thanks. Well, I don't know if you have had time to notice, but a very special person, MissT has been MIA from the blog ever since her computer crashed about 2 weeks ago. To understand why she is so special to me, we must first travel way back in time....all the way back to Miracle Whip Me. Bet you thought you'd heard the last of that, but this is where I owe you my biggest thanks. You see, if it had not been for the whole MWM fiasco and MissT leaving, I never would have found her. Through all that bullshit, we found each other. And I can't even tell you what an amazing gift of friendship I have found. MissT is a truly special soul. She cares so deeply about everyone here and always looks out for us. Mostly me. She keeps me from straying to far way out on my own. She passes my notes for me. She cries with me. She laughs with me and she loves my filthy mouth. I just really think that her presence has been sorely missed over the past couple of weeks and there is no way that I can get this note to her to let her know. Sucks too. All those times that she made sure my notes got passed to you and I can't even tell her how much I miss her and need her back. I just hope she feels it.

Thanks for letting me take this time and talk about her, Mayo. I really needed to say it and I never want her to think that we would just go on without her.

Mayo, this just goes to show you that amazingly great things can come out on the most fucked up situations. Never lose hope.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. MissT, hurry up and get your arse back here. We miss the streaking.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It was LOTR teletubbies and it was great when Legolas walks in the room.

Anonymous said...

Hi MJ. Take care OP J

ergo said...
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ergo said...

ok blogger just went very weird on me!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Ep where does that link you put up for j go

ergo said...
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ergo said...

it's richard armitage but blogger went all strange on me and I had to log off and on again

for J Richard in leather

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello BC and Carrie.

Fs are you still here.

And yes ep blog just went really odd on you.

Entropy said...

Happy Birthday, RW.

ergo said...

deletions just me - no one panic, clicky link disaster!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello entropy

Anonymous said...

Hi entropy

Carrie said...

Hey MJ, and Happy Birthday RW and I think Mya too? And yo, Entropy! Oh, and thanks for the yumminess, ergo.

ergo said...

hi entropy!

Carrie on Robin Hood trivia did you also know that Much is the grandson of an old Dr Who! (and the name absolutely escapes me this instatnt!!)

Carrie said...

And BC too, see, that's why I do the blanket thing, i always forget someone!

Anonymous said...

Guys, when did SS change his about me section? It says LOTD nerd. If you're lurking SS, hi!

Anonymous said...

Hi carrie!

Entropy said...

Hey guys. How's everything?

Carrie said...

No, Ergo, I totally didn't know that, coolness! I can't remember the actor's name either, but he was a very naughty priest on Hex. :)

PJ's in blue said...

Original Punks said...
Okay, who else thought Frodo sounded like the Monster from "Young Frankenstein"???

*hooting with laughter*

Oh my cow. That was too funny.

Fimble, I can't do my eyebrows, I'm too busy talking about Frank's cock.


Damn! i leave for just a few minutes and i come back to this...lol

now i have to back post. brb

capture this void said...

SS, thank you so much love.

You've just put the biggest smile on my face.


We're nerds and proud! ^_^

Carrie said...

It's five by five, homeslice. Just watching Tom Petty rock it out for an old dude.

Anonymous said...

Hi everybody.

OP J, I shall not let that pass!

It is short of heresy for a New Zealander not to defend the LOTR movies.

We are forever greatful for Peter Jackson revealing that the geekiest population in the world lives here. People were queuing to run around in latex and play with swords. We still preface everything with when Peter was filming LOTR here...
(well, not always, just often)

Besides every glue sniffer was temporarily deprived of their pleasure as the worlds stock of inhalents went into costumed armour and weaponry production for that movie.

*whispers*
Although the ending did drag on a bit in the last movie.

*nerdily confesses to receiving LOTR as a school academic prize*

*has climbed 'Mt Doom'/ Ngaruahoe*

*played on 'get off the road' road*

*picnicked at Rivendell location*

*driven past Helms Deep*

*walked the Dimholt Road - cool place*

*played with swords used in movies*

Oh, great...
PP = nerd as well


I can't figure out how they plan to get two movies out of The Hobbit, now it is going ahead.

Later girls and guys.

Fimble Star said...

hey guys i am back.

martha did you want me?

PJ's in blue said...

OK
can not find it, when did Franks cock come in to discussion.

you have my full attention!

Fimble Star said...

so pj, i see you're sober hehehe you made me chuckle last night. so did you have a good night, how did you get so drunk? do spill th beans pj

Entropy said...

He did pretty good, huh Carrie?

Anonymous said...

Take care PP. Wow, that doesn't sound right ;p

CTV: Nerd pride!

Carrie said...

Fim babee, we alllll want you. :)

ergo said...

yes he was carrie I'd forgotten that!

I just looked - Patrick Troughton as Dr Who

actually very nice pics at that site I linked to

Carrie said...

Yeah, Tom and the Heartbreakers rocked the Halftime, and he didn't even look too much like a zombie. I totally thought he was one of those so ugly he's kinda hot rock dudes back in the day.

Anonymous said...

PJ, it all started when some anons started bitching that the OPs were talking about his dick.

Okay, that didn't sound right as well.

Fimble Star said...

carie, you best be careful, i may give you a wet willie ;)

omg see wat you all do. your turning me even tho i am trying my hardest to be innocent.

carie i want you to!!!!!!!!!

ergo said...

PP major nerd! though i'd do the same!!

Anonymous said...

What's five by five, Carrie? Does that mean it's almost over?

Anonymous said...

So if no one knows how long the superbowl goes on, how the hell do they know when half-time is supposed to go?

Fimble Star said...

oh carrie, i just saw the halftime show. the band was good but i have never heard of them. i thought puala abdul was going to be performing.

ergo said...

carrie I loved "Don't come around here no more"

Martha Smith-Jones said...

FS I talk to you some where else.

Fimble Star said...

jules, duh it is football all they do is run around after a ball and throw it at some posts. bloody gay rugby as miss t would say.


oh and miss t will be here tomorrow guys, she has her computer back and just needs to load her stuff up again. how fantastic is that

PJ's in blue said...

Fimble Star said...
so pj, i see you're sober hehehe you made me chuckle last night. so did you have a good night, how did you get so drunk? do spill th beans pj

I went to a bar for just conversation really, with some old friends, not intending to drink at all.
But who walks in, an old boyfriend, and i look over to the bar where the dance floor is and damn, there is an old girlfriend, and in the same place at the same time, he said hi and bye and the next thing i know, he is over talking to her, and waving to me as he is talking.

First i was pissed off, but my friends got to laughing and i got to laughing, and the drinks started coming, and coming.

That is what happened, it was really funny seeing them together.

Just another day in my life!

ergo said...

ok I just turned superbowl on - I really do not understand the game at all!

Most other footbally type games they just try and get the ball to their end but gridiron has attacks and defends and stuff, and why are they so padded up?
Aussie league players play for serious godamn injuries!!
lol

only kidding - really don't try and explain it to me..


*waves to SS*
hello if your about!

capture this void said...

Holy crap! Huzzah!

Miss T will be back!

Anonymous said...

Hey everyone!


I'm so glad MissT's coming back. That's great news.

Carrie said...

Nah, K, second half just started, you got a ways to go. And Fim, I keep forgetting you're just a young'un!!

PJ's in blue said...

Pantera said...
PJ, it all started when some anons started bitching that the OPs were talking about his dick.

Okay, that didn't sound right as well.

Has any of them actually seen his dick.

O' where my mind has gone.

ergo said...

oh HOORAY!!!!

MissT will be back - huzzah!!

Carrie said...

I'll get some fresh hobnobs ready for her return!

Fimble Star said...

yes hot news misst is on her way back.

pj, so was they together? that is crazy but at least you had a good night out of it. your comment was funny reading. how did you feel this morning?

carrie, i am not a young un. well not the youngest hahaha

Anonymous said...

MISS T IS COMING BACK TOMORROW! As Splash would say, YUHS! ^____^

Okay you guys, well, HE NEXT TO LAST CHAPTER IS UP. Please go have a look!

It is the penultimate chapter, and the next one will be denoument, okay? So that means it's your last chance to be in it, but there won't be any battling going on. Anyway, if you would like to do, or say something in it, please leave a comment and let me know what you'd like to do or say. Within reason, I will try to fit it in.

There is a picture of Bean in this one, so go take a look.

It is also not too late to post your pic and be a part of the picture book aspect of the story, too. Link to your pic if you haven't already and I will make sure I get you in.

I don't quite like this chapter. I think my funny is on vacation.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Miss t will be back.

Does anyone know how to contact blogger.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, BC =)
Strangely I am now used to sounding like a toilet habit.

If any LOTR movie location buff comes this way, these are some of the places pre-CG effects

Rivendell- Kaitoke Regional Park
Mt Doom/gollums stream/ Mordor/ Ithilien - Tongariro National Park
Dimholt Road - Putangirua Pinnacles
'Get off the road' - Mt Victoria, central Wellington
Isengard - Harcourt Park, Upper Hutt
Helms Deep - quarry on western Hutt Road, Wellington
Hobbiton - Matamata
And the whole of the South Island, nearly

Nerd, nerd, nerd.

Must go and do something constructive.

*waves bye*

Entropy said...

T will be back, awesome!

Anonymous said...

Miss T is coming back tomorrow?! Yay! I can't wait.

PJ, no, I don't think so ;)

Anonymous said...

Err, make that THE next to last chapter. Yeah.

PJ's in blue said...

What did you think about Gerard talking about cocain, at the end of the song Mama?

I thought it was a strange thing to say.

Anonymous said...

Your welcome PP. And this is why I prefer to call you pickled possom :)

Anonymous said...

PP, I feel so smart now.


Thanks for telling us that stuff! It's like we have a real life hobbit in our presence!

Anonymous said...

*Waves bye to pickled possom*
PJ, one word: Disappointed.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Pp I think it was more than strange. It was upsetting.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sorry about that PJ. Other things on my mind right now.

PJ's in blue said...

Fimble Star said...
yes hot news misst is on her way back.

pj, so was they together? that is crazy but at least you had a good night out of it. your comment was funny reading. how did you feel this morning?

I really looked like they where comparing notes...lol.. kidding!

I don't think they hooked up, they knew about each other, but seemed to have that hate thing going on between them, i guess they are OK now, it was just strange seeing him, and he was look-in fine too!

No, no hangover, i was drunk, but not that drunk, i would have woken up with someone this morning if i had been that drunk...lol

Anonymous said...

Seriously bringing the laughter here, Kapunua.


I mean, damn. Who knew Ray Toro's shreddage would put those meffers in their place?


;)

You rock.

PJ's in blue said...

Hi Martha!

Waves....blows kiss!!

Sorry I'm still thinking about Franks dick....all these sizes and shapes are flashing in my head, i think I'm just going to pick one and picture that one on him...lol

PJ's in blue said...

Martha, all this time i have stayed neutral when it comes to the things he says, but this did concern me.

Entropy said...

Um, ew.

capture this void said...

Wonderful chapter, Kapunua.

ergo said...

PJ that idea is slightly disturbing!

resurrected wreck said...

I did not just miss SS on my birthday!

*pouts*

capture this void said...

About time you came back!

*arms crossed*





I keed, I keed. I'm glad you're here, love.

Yeah, SS is sheer awesomeness ^_^

ergo said...

hey RW!

well if he was about he didn't call in, just peered through the windows.
I'm sure he saw the balloons and such we had for you!

resurrected wreck said...

Mustard, who played Aragorn? Was that Orlando Bloom? I can't remember.

0_0

BLASPHEMY!! It was Viggo Mortensen!

*is shocked*

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much CTV, Splash and those of you who commented on my blog! I'm glad you guys liked it. Remember, once again, if you want to be in it or want to post your picture, last chance, okay? ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

About time you came back!

*arms crossed*


I was eating birthday pasta and watching birthday DVDs, and I had a birthday bubble bath. Now I'm back :) But only for a bit, then I must head to bed.

PJ's in blue said...

ergo said...
PJ that idea is slightly disturbing


ergo, can you think of anything about me that is not disturbing..lol

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hahaha Pj stop violating my virgin mind with your dirty thoughts.


Dirty thoughts are bad.

toujours said...

hello everybody!

kapunua -- your story is so great to read!

and i watched that lotr youtube...oh man. oh man oh man oh man. was it my imagination, or did legolas totally sound like a skeezy porn star?? lol

resurrected wreck said...

hey RW!

well if he was about he didn't call in, just peered through the windows.
I'm sure he saw the balloons and such we had for you!


I hope he took one - a big blue one - and is batting it around his blog, giggling. That would make my night ;)

PJ's in blue said...

RW, i wished you a happy birthday, but i will say it agine....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Now get off this damn computer and go have fun.

capture this void said...

The last time I took a bubble bath was years ago. It irritates my skin.

Sucks. I really enjoyed taking them too. Oh how I envy you!

Original Punk J said...

Hey, guys, how are you doing?

L.

Fimble Star said...

sorry i was reading the story,

pj well if they get on then you could think about....... oh never mind, you dont need to know my thoughts hehehehehe

jules, awesome.

rw, game on bitch. game on and jappy birthday

PJ's in blue said...

Martha Jones said...
Hahaha Pj stop violating my virgin mind with your dirty thoughts.


Dirty thoughts are bad.

MAYO! turn you head!


Come on Martha wouldn't you like to know what Mayos looks like, come on be bad for me....lol

Bad is good!



Ok Mayo, now you can look now.

capture this void said...

Hey L! Superb today, what about yourself?

ergo said...

hello L how are you?

Pj - no, can't think of anything ;)

RW a brilliant visual,

my old dog used to love chasing balloons he'd jump and jump but his nose would hit them up again until they hit the fence and he could kill them

resurrected wreck said...

RW, happy birthday!!!!!
Hope your wish comes true, what did you wish for on your birthday?


I wish my best friend would have called me yesterday like she promised, but she didn't. She had a reasonable excuse, but it would have been nice if she had emailed me to let me know of the change of plans. I'm a bit pissed off :(

And I wished for Viggo Mortensen. He also didn't show up.

*wails*

resurrected wreck said...

The last time I took a bubble bath was years ago. It irritates my skin.

Seriously? I find there's nothing better for my skin than a bubble bath. What sort of bath products were you using?

PJ's in blue said...

Fimble Star said...
sorry i was reading the story,

pj well if they get on then you could think about....... oh never mind, you dont need to know my thoughts hehehehehe



Did you forget i know how they are in bed...and trust me, its not worth thinking about...lol

resurrected wreck said...

I can't go off and have fun now, PJ, it's 9:30 on a Sunday night and I have to be at work early tomorrow.

*wails again*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

MAYO! turn you head!


And cough

resurrected wreck said...

rw, game on bitch. game on and jappy birthday

*grins evily*

Thanks, FS! :D

Anonymous said...

PERFECT PLACES FOR MUSTARD TO USE HER POWER:


1. "Hey? Can you do this and this and this and this and this and..."

***"VENOM" Solo***

"Dude, hell no."

2. *at the doctor's office*

"Can you fill out this book for our records? And can you give us 1 pint of blood? And will you...?"

***"VENOM" Solo***

"Uh, no."


3. *snotty nosed kid walks up to me just because I look "approachable."*

"Hey, you gotta quarter I can borrow?"

***"VENOM" Solo***

"That should be all you need, little dude."


4. *in great need of finding a toilet after a long-ass movie and all the ladies are taking their own precious time whilst doing their business*

*patiently waits at the END OF THE LINE for no more than two and a half minutes*

"We'll take care of this shit right now."

***"VENOM" Solo***

*ladies run out of the bathroom


Seriously, the uses would be endless.

Original Punk J said...

Happy Birthday, RW!

I e-mailed you earlier as well.

BC, just replied to yours.

And everyone, I have some practical advice to give that I happened to acquire just today.

NEVER, and I mean, NEVER try to trim the nails of:

1) A 16 pound cat who scratches like mad when the clippers are brought out

2) A 10 pound cat who will bite the HELL out of you when you try to clip his front paws, despite your friends best effort to keep him from latching on

3) An 11 pound rabbit who has amazingly strong back legs that can kick you mercilessly while you are trying to get to the front paws

ANNNNDDD

4) A little, tiny, 3 pound rabbit who continually tried to make a break for it by CLAWING his way up my chest and neck, so that I was covered in scratches and blood by the time I was done.

ALL ON THE SAME DAY.

I am now slathered in anti-bacterial cream and thinking I should have just took Logan (the 3 pound bunny) to the hospital so the doc could have just sat him on my stomach to do the incisions.

L.

Fimble Star said...

pj you make me laugh every time, do you know that :)

resurrected wreck said...

my old dog used to love chasing balloons he'd jump and jump but his nose would hit them up again

Did he ever freak out when they popped?

Our family dog used to try to pop soap bubbles. She never seemed to mind the taste.

toujours said...

hey, l. -- i got your email. i really like your sketch! i like how it seems to have a story behind it.

i was planning on writing back tomorrow, so i could sit down and really look at it. are you nervous? ;)

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, L! :D Thank you for the birthday wishes!

Anonymous said...

I've just realized I spent entirely too much time thinking about that.


But, seriously. How awesome? Way.

Anonymous said...

Hi OP L. How are you? Thanks. I'm just about to go look at the email right now.

capture this void said...

Seriously? I find there's nothing better for my skin than a bubble bath. What sort of bath products were you using?

Oh god.

I have absolutely no idea. I must have been five, six years old.

Haha :P

Magic Pie said...

hello kiddies! Hope you all are doing well! I'm stuck working tonight till 11pm....on a sunday!

massive suckage.

PJ's in blue said...

OK everyone, i we have to party with RW.

Brings out balloons!!!

Sets up bar!!!!

SCRAMS!!! MAYO, party time!!!

Come out! Come out! where ever you are!

ergo said...

mustard - awesome!

L -do you recall my how to give a cat a tablet? Your post reminded me of that!

RW no that was his aim! He used to come back so you'd give him another.
he was a cattle dog so it was a bit like a round up

Anonymous said...

Sorry I'm still thinking about Franks dick....all these sizes and shapes are flashing in my head, i think I'm just going to pick one and picture that one on him...lol

*BC is snickering and giggling at the thought*


Hey squeak squeak how are you?

Anonymous said...

Hey there magic pie

Original Punk J said...

Hey, CTV, BC, Ergo, PJ, Kapunua, Mustard, Martha, Fimble and TJ.

And to anyone I missed!

RW, Good Night, Sweet Dreams!

CTV, Ergo...I'm ok. Thinking a lot. But overall, fine. Thanks!

Ergo, you were talking about dreams earlier weren't you?

L.

resurrected wreck said...

I have absolutely no idea. I must have been five, six years old.

It could have been anything, then! I used to just use shampoo as bubble bath. I don't think I've ever had a bad reaction to anything though.

capture this void said...

Okay guys, so I have to get going now.

Mayo, I have a feeling you're going to be posting something tonight. I can't stay and read it, sad to say. I hope you're well and smiling tonight. I'm in an abnormally giddy mood.

Take care of yourself, sweetie. And please try to talk to my friends, if that's not asking for too much? You know they really enjoy it.

Thank you once again.

SS, I'm honoured to call you my friend. Thank you so much, love. Two words from you makes all the difference. Thank you for everything you've done.

You're beautiful. Don't ever forget that.



Happy birthday to RW once more.

Goodnight everyone!

ergo said...

MP - damn bad luck
did you have a good day?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello everyone who has returned.

resurrected wreck said...

Thank you & have a good night, CTV! :)

Fimble Star said...

hey guys, i am here but lurking kinda. i am trying to run away from rw because she is being rude to me.

rw catch me if you can hahahahaha

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, MJ :D

ergo said...

bath stuff with oatmeal or milk in it usually is good for irritated skin

L I was, while the anon with sleep and waking issues was here

bye CTV

wooo Teenagers came on!!

Original Punk J said...

The thing is Ergo, the cats take pills REALLY well, no problem for either of them. Dumplin takes a half a potassium pill twice a day and 1/8th of a heart pill once a day. Rain occasionally has half a baby aspirn (orange kind) for his knees.

TJ, Yes, it's been a long time since I was graded! I feel like I could have done better, but I'm just getting back into drawing. Thanks so much for taking the time to look over it!

L.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Happy b day RW

resurrected wreck said...

hey guys, i am here but lurking kinda. i am trying to run away from rw because she is being rude to me.

Outrageous lies! Would I ever be rude??

*bats eyelashes*

resurrected wreck said...

Thank you, MJ :)

resurrected wreck said...

Everybody, FS keeps trying to run off with my knickers!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Good by CTV

Original Punk J said...

Good Night, CTV!

Hey, Martha and MP!

Ergo, have you read anything by Edgar Cayce about his dream theories? Dreams have always fascinated me too.

L.

ergo said...

L Lucky you!
Do you use a pill popper thing They are much easier.
I used to do it with fingers and one cat was a shocker!

Original Punk J said...

No, Ergo, believe it not, we don't even hold Dumplin when we give him his pills. We tell him to open up, say ahhh, and he tilts his head back and we drop them in his mouth!
I'm telling you, he is scary sometimes. It seems like he understands everything you tell him.

Rain, you have to hold, but he doesn't put up a fight either.

L.

toujours said...

mustard, i think i need to hire you on with that power of yours -- i could totally think of some times where you would be useful!

l., don't be too nervous -- i've never been a teacher, so i'm strictly a pass/pass type of grader. thanks so much for sharing your work with me. :)


*waves hello at bc*

PJ's in blue said...

OK ladies, I'm going to go get my bath now, i think ill take my picture of Frank with me and be bad in the tub!


OPPS! Sorry Mayo, i should have told you to turn your head again!


Night everyone!

Disturbed Yea! but i am honest about it...lol

Blows kiss!
Waves bye!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello L and Mp

Anonymous said...

RW, everyone knows you are doing a Britney and, uhh, Fimble has your knickers on her head. ^_^

ergo said...

I couldn't say exactly L but I have read a fair few things.
I think it's the brain sorting through things at least for me, and that they don't really mean a lot unless for some reason they stand out. That's what I've found. Dreams I have if things are bothering me are different, normal dreams are just entertaining.
And I can usually pick the things that have prompted them.
Analysing is fascinating but some of mine are so strange - 2 that stand out
MCR playing baseball in the ocean surrounded by tiny sychronised penguins and the other night spongebob aliens inseminating people to breed

hahaha
My mind never ceases to greatly amuse me!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Tj and Bc

Well I'm off for a shower. But I will be good.

resurrected wreck said...

RW, everyone knows you are doing a Britney and, uhh, Fimble has your knickers on her head. ^_^

She's also just run off with my shoes, the saucy miss!

resurrected wreck said...

'Night, PJ :)

I'm going to head'er now too. Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes and the kick-ass party last night!!

Have a good one!

Anonymous said...

*Waves and blows kisses to PJ*
Take care PJ. Goodnight and sweet dreams CTV

Fimble Star said...

i cant believe you told on me rw, that is not right.

guys dont believe her, she is the naughty one.

shhhh rw,

*whispers to rw*
i still have your nickers


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Goodnight and sweet dreams RW

Anonymous said...

MCR playing baseball in the ocean surrounded by tiny sychronised penguins and the other night spongebob aliens inseminating people to breed



Whaaat? /Adam Voice


You know the one! The one where they guys are on the bus and Mark's going on about only god knows what and Adam is in hysterics and he goes, "Whaaat?"

Yeah, that one ;)

ergo said...

Hi TJ I meant to say that before!!

RW did that little red light just come on under the coffee table?

Anonymous said...

Dreams? Oh, two nights ago I had a dream that there was this really cute spider in my house. He was really big and I didn't want him in my bedroom so I put him in the laundry room. (That's what I actually do when a spider is way too big to be in any of the main rooms. In the winter time you can't put them outside 'cause they'll freeze, so I put them in the laundry room behind the dryer.)

Anyway, so I was putting him behind the dryer and then this kitten jumped out and was trying to eat him. I was trying to pull the spider out of the kitten's mouth but I didn't want to hurt the kitten either.

Then the spider turned into a really cute bumble bee, and I could tell it had been injured and it looked like it was going to die. I like bumble bees a lot too, but this one sort of freaked me out because it still had eight legs. But it was cute and fuzzy in the way that both bumble bees and spiders are.

There was more to the dream, but that's what I remember.

Mayo, tell us what you dreamed last night?

Oh wait, that puts two things on the table for you. Mayo, ask us a question or a request if you would like to. ^_^

Original Punk J said...

See ya, PJ. Don't get the pic TOO wet...

TJ, thank you again. I think I will try to get back into it, and my writing while I'm off from work. I will probably start back in May or so. I was an accountant.
(Yeah, the punk accountant. Just doesn't go together, does it?)
I have been in that line of work since I was 20, except when I couldn't take ONE more spreadsheet and nannied for seven years. And it was worth every bit of it.

You know the weird thing? If you take into account that I was a live-in nanny, and I didn't pay rent, light bill, phone bill, cable, food, etc, plus my salary, I made a WHOLE lot more than in accounting. But there just aren't any well-paying nanny jobs here and I wouldn't want to be a live-in again. I like having my own place. I share it, but that's different, you know.

L.

Anonymous said...

HI MJ. Enjoy your shower!

ergo said...

Mustard that was about how I felt after waking up!

goodnight RW! Glad you had a good day.

Fimble Star said...

hey mayo,

if you are lurking like a little peeping tom then can you ask us a question.

make it interesting yet funny. or maybe just ask ussomething dirty and naughty cos we know you have a little devil inside of you.

is he inside of you now?

oh well i will be waiting, mayo

resurrected wreck said...

RW did that little red light just come on under the coffee table?

???

By the way, if FS runs by you waving my knickers, trip her will you?

Ta! :D

Fimble Star said...

everyone see that


look look look

rw was being mean again.

oh rw you just showed everyone how mean you are to me ;)

nighty night hun, dont trip and fall up the stairs ;)

ergo said...

*hopes Fimble isn't looking*

*just going to sit down here*

*stretching my legs out in front*

*no reason*

Anonymous said...

In AIM chat, discussing Mayo's "devil" el oh el, I brought up the subject of the NIN song "The Only Time."

I have just been advised that neither Splash nor Fimble Star have ever heard this song.

MUST RECTIFY SITUATION.

Meanwhile the superbowl has ONE SECOND left. The last ten have dragged on about five minutes. WTF?

I CAN HAS HOUSE PLS!

resurrected wreck said...

nighty night hun, dont trip and fall up the stairs ;)

0_0

Harrumph!

Anonymous said...

Fimble, you dirty bird. You haven't stopped being naughty since last night ;)

resurrected wreck said...

I have just been advised that neither Splash nor Fimble Star have ever heard this song.

WHAT??

Anonymous said...

Okay, somebody just won, there's ticker tape and junk.

Looks like House will be on soon, later guys! ANd later I will be posting all kinds of NIN songs!

Original Punk J said...

"MCR playing baseball in the ocean surrounded by tiny sychronised penguins and the other night spongebob aliens inseminating people to breed"


WHAT did you have to eat those nights before bed, Ergo?

Cayce had the theory that the dream state was just as real as the waking state, and that you joined back into that world each night. He felt that other people who were dreaming could interact with each other the same as in the waking world.

If you think about it, dreams are memories in our minds, if we remember them when we wake up. In the waking world, we live literally live second to second, so everything that we know awake is also a memory.

I don't believe dreams can predict the future, but I think they are a direct continuation of our life when we are awake. There is so much symbolism in dreams that it's hard to figure out unless you get someone to interpret them. And the more of the symbols you know, the more your mind changes the symbols and rarely uses the same one after you are aware of what it means.

It's supposed to be a defense mechanism for the dream state, that you are not SUPPOSED to know what they mean, not when you are awake.

My own dreams are almost impossible to interpert now since I know too many symbols. Sometimes I get a really straight-forward one, and that i can do. But rarely.

L.

Anonymous said...

I don't follow football, or the Super Booowwwwlll for that matter, but I think New England just lost.

*BC was secretly wishing that New England's perfect record would get fucked up with their loss at the Super Bowl*

Yeah, I know I'm evil. Muhaha

Fimble Star said...

bc, i was never dirty in the first place. phsst hehehe

ergo, are you wearing your nickers?

resurrected wreck said...

*hopes Fimble isn't looking*

*just going to sit down here*

*stretching my legs out in front*

*no reason*


Thank you, EP!

And now, I really am heading to bed... nighty night! :)

(I'm watching you, FS!)

Anonymous said...

All lies fimble. All lies ;D
hehe

toujours said...

hi ergo! (it's hard for me to keep up with greetings because i'm posting my comments from a whole 'nother dimension i think!)


(Yeah, the punk accountant. Just doesn't go together, does it?)

i like the image though! i think it's great that this blog has insired so many of us to be creative again. it's such a treat!

Original Punk J said...

And I do like the idea of Mayo asking US a question(s). 'Course, he probably knows more about us than our relatives do by now!

What about it Mayo? Try us. You never know what the Lovelies will say....

L.

Anonymous said...

POST GAME SHOW WHAT THE HELL.

Anonymous said...

Mayo:

Like I said earlier when Kapunua first mentioned it, I would love a question asked of us.

It'll switch things up a bit.

You'll get a chance to know more things about us.

ergo said...

FIMBLE!!!

How the hell did you get them????

Original Punk J said...

That's true, TJ. I have to say I have learned a lot from this blog and from each of you guys, including Mayo and SS. And it has brought out the writer and artist in me. For the first time in years, I WANTED to do these things. Look at what all of us have been doing, writing stories, drawing, photography, learning to play different instruments, posting some comments that are so wonderfully written they SHOULD be in a book somewhere...

All of us have talent, and I think this was part of the reason we were all drawn here. To find ourselves as well as each other.

L.

Anonymous said...

So apparently, it does appear that MCR is going to tour the U.S.

I wonder if anyone cares.

Fimble Star said...

i have ways ergo, and i have certain techniques.

Carrie said...

I do! I do! I've never seen them live.

Anonymous said...

Down In It by Nine Inch Nails.

What I used to think was me
is just a fading memory.
I looked him right in the eye and said goodbye.
I was up above it,
now I'm down in it.


Gerard, Y/Y?

Anonymous said...

Carrie, you never saw them live?
Not sure if I want to see them again.

toujours said...

All of us have talent, and I think this was part of the reason we were all drawn here. To find ourselves as well as each other.

very beautifully put, l.

when i sit down and really think about what we have here, i end up feeling a bit overwhelmed.

and grateful, too.

Anonymous said...

K, that sounds like Gerard to me.

Fimble Star said...

carrie, you just want to hear gerard sing his song to you.


how does it go again?

ergoproxy said...

gad fimble you are quite the tricky one!

*sits with dress pulled firmly around legs*

When BC - I really wish they'd have a break.
Plus they can record a new album..I suppose it's to coincide with the DVD release.

Anonymous said...

Fimble, ha ha, probably :D

Carrie said...

We'll CARRIE on, We'll CARRIE on!! And BC, it's still totally about the music for me, I can divorce myself from all the other crap that swirls about the band.

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