Wednesday, January 9, 2008

I prefer it twice a day.

To a Reader
Robert Hass

I've watched memory wound you.
I felt nothing but envy.
Having slept in wet meadows,
I was not through desiring.
Imagine January and the beach,
a bleached sky, gulls. And
look seaward: what is not there
is there, isn't it, the huge
bird of the first light
arched above first waters
beyond our touching or intention
or the reasonable shore.



p.s. they are not entirely well yet...in the meantime, in others words I revel.

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Anonymous said...

The only musician joke I know is about the drummer.


He likes to bang.


And that's just corny.

Anonymous said...

Bathroom prank will always hold a special place in my heart.

P.S. I am not Excorcist anon

toujours said...

hey everybody. tadaima!

these pranks are hilarious!

my best prank was for april fool's day one year: i spent the week prior painting a perfect -- though flat -- replica of my husband's toothbrush, and then switched after he went to bed that night.

*snicker* he didn't notice until the cardboard one was in his mouth!

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 7:37

Thank you for clearing that up. Guys, We have another anon in the house.

MissTottenham said...

*gropes J back*

Crap joke:

How many samaritans does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't know how but they are setting up a support group called coping with darkness.

Anonymous said...

OK, that wasn't me. Too many anons. Have a great evening everyone - stay safe guys!

Anonymous said...

7:31 - I remember the banning of The Exorcist! I was just starting high school at the time, or maybe finishing middle school. (I'm 35.) It was the one movie my Mom wouldn't let me watch. Which, when I finally did see it, I was like, "Huh? That's it?!"

sister midnite said...

HI MUSTARD! ^__^

*ahem*
My musician jokes are the cheesy-slash-mean kind.

Such as:
Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Five. Four to turn the house, and one to hold the mirror steady so he can keep admiring his reflection.

See what I mean?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Was I the only person who notice that the movie anon sad university. So i figure that anon was from the UK and couldn't be SS.

anima said...

Haha, Mustard, I loved it.

MissT, congrats, I'm so proud of you.

Anon, it sounds like it was a good one if it still holds a special place in your heart. You must have totally embarrassed your friend. Let me guess, he thought you did record him doing something. Is that it?

Anonymous said...

Hello hello my adorable squeak squeak. How are you? Anon @ 7:37:
Have you ever made any prank phone calls?

Anonymous said...

No, I gotcha my dear. Movie Freak over here knows the score.

Thank you for stopping by.

And also, just thank you. You smell what I'm stepping in? ^_^

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight, and take care, precious! It was so good to talk with you. Maybe we'll pass each other again sometime.

J

Anonymous said...

MJ, I noticed that too. It seems we may have an impostor?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Kapu my mom thought the Exorcist was cute. So i saw it at an early age. And I still won't watch that movie till this day.

Anonymous said...

Have a great evening, anon, and thank you for stopping by and visiting us. Take care!

Anonymous said...

See you around, our friend.


Thanks for sharing your time with us. It's always super, greatly appreciated.


Pull a joke or two in our names, yeah? ;)

Anonymous said...

No, MJ, I got that. We yanks go to college. You Brits go to Uni. ^_^

MissTottenham said...

Thanks Anima.


Goodnight Anon.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

BC I think that anon was just joining in.

Original Punk J said...

Martha, no, I caught it too. UK Anon Alert! It was still a good story, though. Still made me laugh!

Did you ever get your new computer?

J

Anonymous said...

MJ, maybe. Hi Brit anon. Sorry about the confusion.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Not yet J. I have been sick and didn't go to work for a while.

So I couldn't afford to get it. Maybe next month I will get it.

anima said...

You stay safe too!

Martha, I knew it wasn't someone from the U.S. as well. I find that some people from Europe do not use an article in front of 'University.'

Example:
When I attended the University, I...

vs.

When I attended University, I...

Anonymous said...

Going on AIM in a few minutes. Hope to see you all there. ^_^

toujours said...

ok that took a long time to load...

anyway, even though i got here at the tail end of your visit, it was still great to see you again, friendly prankster anon. :)

take care of yourself!

Anonymous said...

Let me guess, he thought you did record him doing something. Is that it?

I will never forget his face when he walked out and saw us all watching footage on the tv of the empty bathroom after he'd been to take a shit!

MissTottenham said...

LOL anon.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Tj.

Anon that is so wrong. I hope you took a picture of his expression. I'm sure it was price less.

Anonymous said...

That wins. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 7:49PM is not the pranking friend.

Fimble Star said...

SS

if you are a lurker for a bit then fimble says a big hello to you. i am happy to see you around. remember to smile hun


hello everyone, how are you

Original Punk J said...

Anon...

You ARE evil.

*closes eyes, sighs*

I think I'm in love.

J

anima said...

Anon-faker, you are not cool at all.

SS, sorry for the asshats. For the record we realize you never mentioned to us anything about your prank.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello FS

Original Punk J said...

Hey TJ! Glad to see you at the Big House for once!

Martha, I feel ya. I need to buy a color ink cartridge, and I only got paid yesterday, so it's time to call Dell.

Miss T, in honor of your interview, L sends you a snog as well. She said tongue was optional, at your discretion.

J

Fimble Star said...

hello martha. how is the doctor today?

Anonymous said...

Hello hello fimble.
Anon @ 7:49 lmao!

Anonymous said...

Tch! >_<

Anyway, I'm on AIM now guys. COme find me! :D

Fimble Star said...

hey bc, how are you today. i hope you are feeling much better than yesterday

Anonymous said...

Anima, so we have another impostor then? Sighs.

Original Punk J said...

Well, ok, I'm not in love with the faker, then. Nope. Sorry, faker kid.

They get slicker every minute, don't they?

I think I'm just gonna go eat dinner now. Be back later!

J

Fimble Star said...

so ss dropped in and said hello. that was nice of him, and i missed him. well fuck me and call me betty i always come at just the last minute haha

has anyone seen lolita haze, i havent seen her for a while and i am a tad worried

Anonymous said...

Hi there Fimble. I'm feeling okay today, thanks. Just have the unfortunate event of dealing with cramps and ever changing moods :(

Martha Smith-Jones said...

The Doctor is well and he sends his love out to you.

Anonymous said...

Take care OP J.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

FS I was wonder about her as well. She dis appeared right before Christmas. I hope she is alright.

Fimble Star said...

glad you are feeling better bc.

martha i am glad the doctor is well. i will be sure to send out my love to him as well.

MissTottenham said...

*snogs L with plenty of tongue*

toujours said...

hey there martha, hey j.!

yeah, i like being able to be all corporeal in mayo's place too. :)

*snuggles into couch cushions*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Later J

Fimble Star said...

does anyone have her email. i was gonna email her and just check she is ok.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Fimble. I hope you're okay too

anima said...

Yes we do, BC.

That's okay though. SS was still here. Gosh, that sounds so corny. Should I no go ahead and mention that there is a little bit of SS in all us? ;)

anima said...

No kidding. What happened to Lolita? I thought about her the other day. I should have said something.

Fimble Star said...

anima you are a dirty bird hahahaha. ;)

Anonymous said...

FIM! Get your butt on AIM! :D

Fimble Star said...

last time i saw loli was when people were saying that they had a virus on their computers. i really hope that she is ok, i noticed she signed on to aim and then off again really quickly.

resurrected wreck said...

Lolita seemed to drop off the face of the earth after sending that email. I've been wondering about her too. Hope she's doing all right.

Anonymous said...

Hi RW. Anima, you're probably right about that SS thing :D

resurrected wreck said...

Heya BC! How are you tonight?

ergoproxy said...

hello all

I was wondering about Lolita too.

I pranked a guy at uni (he used to hide thin books in our stuff to get pulled up at the desk because of the security strips in the books) by removing one of those security strips from a book and putting it in the seam of hiis bag and sewing it up.
He got pulled up every time and had to empty his bag until they realised it was his bag!

Fimble Star said...

me to, i am going for a walk around the internet, see if i can find anything interesting to take away my bordem lol. i wil call in here later ok.

catch you later kiddies
xx

resurrected wreck said...

Hi EP!

See ya FS!

MissTottenham said...

I emailed Loli. She said she was "OK".

I hope she comes back soon.

Anonymous said...

RW, doing okay here, just dealing with typical monthly cramps. How are you? ^_^

Take care Fimble.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha I was comment number 666 again!
Lol

ergoproxy said...

bye FS

how are you RW?

hey TJ - that pic on my blog i took on sunday in the creek up the hill from us.

oh and people who know about our storm, our rain gauge holds 5 inches and was full and my bro-in-law at the bottom of the range has a 10 inch one (yes a gauge - he wishes!) and it was full too. There were 5 land slips on te road I drive down the range on and the bridge at the bottom had been under water.
A LOT of rain!!

resurrected wreck said...

I'm good, EP and BC :) Another long day at work, and I have a miraine today (might be weather-related - I get headaches when there's a sudden change in air pressure).

What are you guys up to tonight?

(brb, going to have a quick shower)

Original Punk J said...

Weeeeeeell...I thought I was gonna eat dinner now, but it seems we've had a snafu.

When L ordered it, they asked her was it "takeout or delivery", and she said "takeaway", thinking "delivery".

She placed the order about 7. It's now 8.30.

Good thing they called to see if we were gonna pick it up or we'd be passed out by now...

Ah, me.

Miss T, L asked me to say "thank you" for the tongue-laced snog, and to say that she has an appt with a surgeon next Tuesday. He will then set up an actual surgery date for her.

J

MissTottenham said...

Thanks J. Can you tell L that i hope it all goes well and not to be too nervous.

toujours said...

hi ergo!

that pic really almost looked like an elaborate confectionery. beautiful!

glad to hear you're staying mostly high and dry (and why do i suddenly have images of winnie-the-pooh in honey jars?) -- it's rainging here too, but you've got us beat this time!

Anonymous said...

(Psst! Eleven hours and no pain!

Holding out! ^_^ )

anima said...

*now*
(from my post above)

Ergo, that is an awesome prank. I wish I was so clever.

Oh and because I live vicarously through my husband, I have one more story about a prank he pulled.

Anyone who travels a lot for their job, will love this.

I'll try to make it short. Husband and co-workers meet in Las Vegas for a tradeshow. There is one guy that I just can't explain. He's kind of a jackoff. So this jackoff has a backback that he takes with him everywhere. On planes...shows, everywhere.

Anyway, throughout their stay, the guys started putting rocks in his backpack. Handful by handful, more and more. Probably a couple pounds worth.

This guy never realized. He did get out of breathe a few times. Needless to say, he travelled overseas and back home again. He found them five weeks later. We all still joke about it today. Brings tears to our eyes.

resurrected wreck said...

Surgery, J?

No pain, K? *thumbs up*

Anonymous said...

RW, nothing much, just going to stay at home and take it easy. J, I wish L the best of luck with the surgery :)

MissTottenham said...

That's good K, I hope you stay pain free.

Original Punk J said...

I will, Miss T, and she said thank you for your well wishes.

RW, L has to have her gallbladder out. It is, according to the dr at the ER that saw her, "full of stones". They're gonna do a laproscopic procedure so it won't be too traumatic.

And she's not so much nervous as ready for the fucker to get sucked out. She WAS nervous and still is a little. But, she says, "Dadgummit, I wanna eat a piece of fried chicken!"

J

ergoproxy said...

J that's for gallstones wasn't it?

I had a friend had the same and she was up and about the next day.

Tell L I hope she's the same.

anima, what a classic prank!
(and he didn't discover it for 5 weeks! hahahahahaha)

anima said...

J, L is having surgery. Sorry to pry. Just send her my best wishes.

MissT, thank you for emailing Lolita. I want to squeeze you because you are so sweet. *Squeeze*

resurrected wreck said...

Sometimes just hanging out at home is the best sort of evening, BC, especially after a long day :)

Original Punk J said...

BC, L says thank you too! She's figuring it'll be the week after her appt (which is on 1/15). We'll let everyone know when it is.

AH! Dinner's here! Be back later.

J

MissTottenham said...

Thanks anima *shakes ass in your direction*

I emailed her back. I hope she is OK.

ergoproxy said...

L and J enjoy your dinner finally there!

Anonymous said...

RW, I agree. I had a pretty tough couple of days, which is why I'm staying put. I don't want to spoil the mood, so I won't get into it.
OP J, your welcome. I'll have my fingers crossed for L :)

resurrected wreck said...

And she's not so much nervous as ready for the fucker to get sucked out. She WAS nervous and still is a little. But, she says, "Dadgummit, I wanna eat a piece of fried chicken!"

Then I think she should be able to have that darned chicken! ;P Please wish her the best of luck from me!

anima said...

Ergo, we thought for sure that he was going to get busted going through customs. We waited for the phone call, laughing all the while thinking about him trying to explain the rocks in his bag.

Still can't believe he made it out and back into the country....walking sluggishly all the way. Poor thing.

resurrected wreck said...

RW, I agree. I had a pretty tough couple of days, which is why I'm staying put. I don't want to spoil the mood, so I won't get into it.

I wish you good luck & best wishes with whatever's giving you a tough time right now, BC.

Amyranth said...

Maybe we need to get an anon room.

There's way too many of them.

And this new bra is driving me NUTS.

-A

ergoproxy said...

anima it amazes me he didn't find them , shows how much he looks in his backpack

he wears his rocks in the base of his back pack,
his backpack is all that he knows
All alone he carts the stone
while losing his breath as he goes
never finds out what's inside
he's mystified...
was pranked by the guys from his firm


to the tune of Bird and the Worm (of course)

anima said...

BC, go snuggle up. A heating pad is awesome for the belly. Grap a notepad, some pens, and doodle. Or grab a book and lay in bed. Either would be perfect.

*Anima is making herself very sleepy.

Anonymous said...

Fim, you bailed randomly and we can't find you. What's up? You all right?

Magic Pie said...

When will the anons learn to put a number or something in their names so we can tell them apart?

By the way, hello!

resurrected wreck said...

And this new bra is driving me NUTS.

0_0

What's the problem with it, if you don't mind my asking?

anima said...

And this new bra is driving me NUTS.
I've had bra issues for the last month. I feel your pain. I really do. :(

Ergo, I am going to give that to my other half. It is perfect. You have no idea. I'm sure he won't be too happy with me talking about him, but whatever, he'll get over it, because that poem rules.

ergoproxy said...

Hello MP!

fim said she was going to walk around the internet before, she was bored

Anonymous said...

Hello hello magic pie. Anima, shocking thing is, I suck at drawing. Usually when I have cramps, I take a hot bath, and it works wonders a bit.
I think I will sign off early tonight though.

Amyranth said...

Hey Magic Pie! You missed a wicked party.

RW - Just, new bra syndrome I guess. I always find them a little itchy right off the bat.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello RW.

Well I'm off to the shower guys. I hope to be back on later.

Anonymous said...

RW, is is okay if I send you an email? Anima, I forgot to say thank you for the tips :)

Magic Pie said...

amyranth, I was at the party at the beginning...but it was best for me to leave before I got too drunk :P

ergoproxy said...

thanks anima! Tell him it was too awsome a prank to go unshared.

anima said...

Oh and Ergo, with regards to him not looking his bag - That thing had so many hidden compartments. And it was chuck full of crap.

Silly that you can get on a plane with rocks, but not with a bottled water. Hmmmm.
.
.
.

I'm having trouble with AIM again. WTF? I think I want to give up.

Amyranth said...

MP - I stayed well past "too drunk".

Did anyone ever find the rest of those clown strippers?

-A

anima said...

Anima, shocking thing is, I suck at drawing Here is one lesson and don't laugh: When I was a kid, I started drawing by tracing things. Anything I could find. Grab some awesome album covers; artbook; magazine and start tracing.

*See, you are laughing. ;)

resurrected wreck said...

RW, is is okay if I send you an email?

It is indeed, BC. Do you have my addy?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi and bye, MJ :)

Amyranth said...

Anima, that's how I learned to draw. Nothing wrong with it, it's about training yourself really.

-A

Anonymous said...

Anima, shocking thing is, I used to do the same thing. Anything I can't draw, I would trace. And yes, when I read your comment, I was laughing ^_^

anima said...

Amyranth, I wanna know, who was the delivery guy? Wasn't he supposed to make another delivery?

I guess we will never know if they were all found. ^_^

Shame in me said...

BC sorry i was busy i didnt see your aim cause my away message was on and now you arent there. Hope you are ok

Hey everyone else, hope everyones cool :)

Anonymous said...

Open
all night
know it.

Anonymous said...

Thanks RW. Sheepishly, I don't have your email

resurrected wreck said...

RW - Just, new bra syndrome I guess. I always find them a little itchy right off the bat.

I hear you. I used to have trouble finding bras that fit right, until I had a professional bra fitting done last summer. I was nowhere near the size I thought I was!

Anonymous said...

That's okay shame in me. How are you my sweet? *hugs*

resurrected wreck said...
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Shame in me said...

im ok feeling a bit down not to sure why, just one of those days i think, i dont have much to say so i will watch for a bit and then go.

MissTottenham said...

What's wrong SIM?

anima said...

Thanks you guys for not making me feel silly.

BC, keep at it if you want to. The best part is when you can look at, and piece by piece you draw it. I used to draw pictures from my coloring books. *laughing again with BC*

Anonymous said...

RW, I have it. Thank you! Shame in me, I feel the same. It's early, but I feel really tired. I am going to cut the evening short in a bit. I'm just not feeling chipper at the moment

Anonymous said...

Anima, thank you. Drawing with the coloring books is pretty easy, isn't it? Especially with the lines. :)

ergoproxy said...

RW apparently there are a massive percentage of women who are in the wrong size.

they say you should get afitting each year, or if you alter size at all.
(but like anyone does)
I love t-shirt bras.
Lacy stuff is itchy

ergoproxy said...

BC sit and have a sketch (trace or a write or just doodle.
I find a bit of hot tea with brandy to be excellent!

I'm off for lunch catch whoever's still about later

Shame in me said...

i dont know miss t, probably just tired.
Its nothing unusual, i have bad days. Thanks for asking though. I'll be ok.

How are you?

Amyranth said...

Anima, I know where they were headed, but I don't know who the delivery man was.

RW - A professional fitting? Where'd you go for that?

MissTottenham said...

sdock said:

Mayo,

How are you tonight? Better than okay, I hope. Me? I'm me. Take that for how much or for what it's worth. I'm not entirely sure. Not now, not ever. And definitely, not tonight.

So...it's lonely on the porch. Fuck, it's lonely in my house tonight. Crazy, right? To be a stranger in your own house. To sit next to someone, to talk to them, to look them in the eye and know that they have no fucking clue who you are. I feel like a complete stranger tonight...here, there, everywhere, anywhere. Nobody knows me....really knows me.

If I looked in the mirror, would I recognize myself? Could I pick out my own voice in a crowd? Would I call myself out for my own bullshit? Would I laugh at myself? Would I be sad for myself? Would I be proud of myself? Would I be disgusted?

Or would I sing along?

Who the fuck knows?

Relate much?

I guess that's enough wallowing, wondering, and wandering tonight, right? Fuck yes, it is.


Mayo, May you always be able to find yourself and hear yourself, my friend.

Sing along with him.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Bits and pieces are vaguely familiar.

resurrected wreck said...

EP, I had been buying a size 40 C for years. Turns out that I'm a 32 D. Now that I know, I can get things that fit, and it makes my posture too better to boot.

MissTottenham said...

I'm OK SIM. Just a little tired.

Hey it's the beginning of theweekend tomorrow, that should be better.

Anonymous said...

Ergo, thanks. I think I'm gonna take a hot bath and make some tea. I feel really tired. I might sleep early tonight. RW, I just sent you an email.

Anonymous said...

Open
all night
know it.

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Amyranth said...

Ergo, I wear nothing but t-shirt bras.

Why do they even MAKE lace bras? I'm sure the lingerie industry is run by a very gay man.

-A

ergoproxy said...

It makes a huge difference when you get a proper fit!

amyranth big department stores and most lingerie stores have people trained as fitters, they should measure below the breast and over the top and some brands are different to others too.

I'm not sure on the 40 vs 32 (we don't use that) but if your cup is too small you buy a strap too big to compensate, so when the cup fits the strap size goes down, I used to wear a 12/14C and I'm a 10/12 D/DD like I said deps on brand and ALWAYS try them on.
lol
Mayos' always eventually circles back to boobs!

Original Punk J said...

Good Evening, Guys!

I'm on now for a bit before I take a shower.

Thank you, Miss T, Ergo, Anima, BC, RW, for the well wishes on the upcoming surgery. I'm ready for them to get it over with now!

BC, hope you are feeling better. Make sure you keep warm, and drink some hot tea. Stress really makes periods worse, so with all that's been going on, it's no wonder you are hurting!

Anima, the drawing by tracing as a kid is how I started out too! I took art in high school for 3 years and I loved it. I still draw and paint, but not as much as I used to. I take spells where I will draw 3 or 4 in a row, and then nothing for ages.

Love,
L.

Anonymous said...

SS, I *heart* you for that. And I'm sorry the anons had to be dickweeds.

This is the kind of thing I was talking about. >_<

anima said...

The bitch thing about boobs is that they are forever changing. And they require their own garment. I can't keep up. Bitches I tell you.

Original Punk J said...

You ok, SIM? You didn't catch cold last night did you? :)

Love,
L.

Anonymous said...

OP L, your welcome. And thank you for the stress relieve tips. I'm about to take a shower right now. Take care guys.

MissTottenham said...

Hi L, I can snog you in person (so to speak) now.

Original Punk J said...

Night, BC. Hope you feel better.

Love,
L.

Amyranth said...

SS is a profesh.

A professional lurker that is.

I want some ice cream...

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Night, BC :) I've emailed you back, by the way.

Anonymous said...

Trust me to walk in when you are all talking about your boobs!

Good God! What is that in my pocket....

Original Punk J said...

Please do, Miss T. I could use a big, sloppy snog from my Miss T.!

Are you excited about the interview?

Love,
L.

anima said...

Mayos' always eventually circles back to boobs!

Well looky there. I said what I said before I saw that comment. Interesting. ;)

L, I guess I thought I was the only kid in the world that did that kind of thing. I loved every second of it. I totally understand the on and off thing. I wish you all the best through the surgery. Recover quickly. Treat yourself good, rest, cuddle, and doodle.

Original Punk J said...

Not only that, Bikey, but you got women giving each other hot snogs with tongues!

So, HI!

L.

resurrected wreck said...

Did someone say ice cream?? 0_0

resurrected wreck said...

Trust me to walk in when you are all talking about your boobs!

Good God! What is that in my pocket....


That's your hand, Bikey ;)

anima said...

Amyranth, I need you to sniff around first. I'm scared. I think I smell testostrone.

MissTottenham said...

Wayhay, don't wave that thing at me bikey.


*snogs L with tongues*

I am excited, yes.

See you later BC. Take care.

anima said...

P.S. But he's one of us.

Hey Bikey, I'm just playing. You know that right?

Did someone say 'Ice Cream?'

Original Punk J said...

Thank you anima, I really appreciate the well-wishes.

Drawing and painting are very relaxing most times. I tend to be my own worst critic though, and usually trash about 3 before I'm happy with the results.

You know, the hardest thing for me to learn to draw was faces. And the way my teacher put it to me, was, we all have, as a rule, eyes, nose, mouth, eyebrows, ears and hair.

NOW, what are the subtle changes that makes people look completly different from each other?

L.

Anonymous said...

How are all the ladies this evening?

Original Punk J said...

Poor Bikey. I think we scared him off again...

We don't bite, really...well, most of us...

L.

anima said...

SS is a profesh.

It's true. I can hardly keep up. How the hell does he do it?

I loved the "mortal enemy" thing. Nailed it.

Original Punk J said...

Spoke too soon...

You are brave, Bikey!

L.

MissTottenham said...

I'm good Bikey. How are you?

Original Punk J said...

Thank you, Miss T. I needed that!

Do you know when you will get an answer about the job?

By the way, is Ernie still with you? Did you move him into your room at the House?

L.

Original Punk J said...

You had surprise company from your Mum last time, wasn't it, Bikey?

How did that go?

L.

Amyranth said...

Bikey if it's a Banana, I wanted to get a banana split today. Hand it over.

Anyone on AIM?

Anonymous said...

Hi L, Miss T
How could I be scared off? How many men can claim to have several women talking dirty to him at once?

Amyranth said...

*peeks*

You know, I think the guys are done the work on the kitchen wall now. I bet you there's some ice cream in the freezer.

resurrected wreck said...

Bikey if it's a Banana, I wanted to get a banana split today. Hand it over.

I have a feeling you might regret that, Amyranth.

And on that note, I am signing off for the night. Have a good one, everyone! :D

Original Punk J said...

Then you should have been at the party last night in Mayo's yard, House, and on the Porch. We tend to be about, what, 80 percent naked by the end of the night?

L.

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight, RW. Have sweet dreams.

BTW, which room did you take in the House? Just don't go in Room 32. We still don't know exactly why, but we've been warned...

Love ya,
L.

Anonymous said...

Mum?? I like that L. Are you British? I do have this thing about women with British accents.

Actually, I fooled Mom into thinking I don't need looking after.

MissTottenham said...

L, Ernie is still with me. We share a room in the house. He is so well behaved and I love him loads.

I'm not sure about when I'll know. I'll have to ask them.

Hey Bikey. Join the fun. Lay over here on the couch, shall I feed you grapes? Do you need fanning?

resurrected wreck said...

And she believed it, Bikey?? My mom still thinks I'm 14 (I'm turning 40 in a few weeks). She'll email or call to let me know the weather is going to be cold where I am & I should bundle up.

resurrected wreck said...

Oh, wait, I was heading to bed, wasn't I? Mayo's place so easily distracts me...

Toodles! :)

Amyranth said...

Yes. Room 32 is off limits.

Thank Entropy for that.

sally said...

Hey all *waves*

Still have a headache from last night!

Mayo,

From Sdock


Mayo,

How are you tonight? Better than okay, I hope. Me? I'm me. Take that for how much or for what it's worth. I'm not entirely sure. Not now, not ever. And definitely, not tonight.

So...it's lonely on the porch. Fuck, it's lonely in my house tonight. Crazy, right? To be a stranger in your own house. To sit next to someone, to talk to them, to look them in the eye and know that they have no fucking clue who you are. I feel like a complete stranger tonight...here, there, everywhere, anywhere. Nobody knows me....really knows me.

If I looked in the mirror, would I recognize myself? Could I pick out my own voice in a crowd? Would I call myself out for my own bullshit? Would I laugh at myself? Would I be sad for myself? Would I be proud of myself? Would I be disgusted?

Or would I sing along?

Who the fuck knows?

Relate much?

I guess that's enough wallowing, wondering, and wandering tonight, right? Fuck yes, it is.


Mayo, May you always be able to find yourself and hear yourself, my friend.

Sing along with him.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Bits and pieces are vaguely familiar.

Original Punk J said...

Bikey,

Would you believe I'm actually born and raised Southern? But my Grandmum was half Welsh, and I picked up the "Mum" when I was about 5 years old. So I have several British words that come out with a Southern accent!

L.

anima said...

*slaps Bikey*
Watch your back. ;)
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Banana seat. Banana seat?! I had one of those. And a blue basket. I miss Sdock. We shared our bike stories.

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L, faces are the worst. I find that the less detail you can do the better. Your teacher sounds like one of mine in college. He ruined it for me.

....Back to faces. Take all of the prominent features - but simplify.

What gives that person character? I blur my vision sometimes. It helps to eliminate the details. Well, at least for me. It's different for everyone. Go pick up some tablets (not blue footballs)? and brand new pens before you are in rest mode. New pens are the best. ;)

ergoproxy said...

Hi I'm back from a lovely lunch of cheese and ham quessadillas with salsa and sour cream (of course!)

Hi bikey, glad you're mums visit went well.
ummmm...the dishes aren't still in the oven though? are they?
*please say no!*

Original Punk J said...

Miss T, though, IS British...

L.

ergoproxy said...

L we all say Mum over here, Mom always strikes me as funny.

lol you can take the colony out of britain....

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight RW, sweet dreams.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I threw Mom off the scent for now.She will be back of course as I don't live all that far away. Usually, I do the visiting to head her off at the pass so to speak.

Yes Ergo, they are out of the oven.
I put them back in the sink!

ergoproxy said...

hello katherine!

amazing how imaginary parties can leave hangovers!

now I feel too full, and I cannot spell quesadilla, or whatever.

ergoproxy said...

lol bikey, that's a start now add water, detergent, agitate and remove.

*ignores own sink stack*

Original Punk J said...

Anima,

I never thought about blurring the details, I will try that!

The most detailed face I ever sketched was the WAR album by U2.

It's in our photobucket with some of my other drawings.

I know Ergo, Mom sounds odd to me too. I always wondered why the other kids called their Mother "Mom". It's really hard to find a Mum card here, so when I was in London, I picked up stacks of cards for her Birthdays!

L.

Amyranth said...

Wow. Dale Earnhardt Junior is actually pretty hot.

-A

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MissTottenham said...

Well, this Brit is headed for bed now.

It has been lovely chatting to you all.

Goodnight, have fun.

Original Punk J said...

So, Bikey. Let's get the run down on you.

What color hair do you have?
Eyes?
Build?
Obviously not scared of 35-40 women talking boobs and snogging...
Boxers or briefs?

You know, just the basics...

L.

Amyranth said...

I wish I could ignore my dishes, but my roommate is SO bad at doing them, that I have to re-wash everything if I ever want to cook.

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight, Miss T! Good luck tomorrow!

Love,
L.

Original Punk J said...

Hey, KD. How's it going?

J. will be back on in a bit too, she's feeding the cats.

Love,
L.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Miss T. Where in the UK do you come from?

MissTottenham said...

*pops back in to answer Bikey*

I'm from Sheffield.

Goodnight again.

ergoproxy said...

goodnight MissT, hope it goes well!

bikey are you chatting her up?

anima said...

Goodnight MissT. He is so well behaved and I love him loads. I love this. Give Ernie our best. ;)
Love you sweetie.

Amyranth said...

Yes Bikey, time to fill out your questionnaire.

-A

Original Punk J said...

We'll check him out for you, Miss T! I gave a list of questions...

Just messing with you, Bikey. Hope you don't mind. :)

L.

anima said...

Amy, room 32 is full of unmentionables. BEWARE!

That is exactly where I want to go. Mention the unmentionables and I'm there. I'm not scared.

Anonymous said...

Miss T, still there? I spent some time in the UK in my younger days. I have been to Sheffield once. lots of hills I remember.

L, let's see... Blondish hair, greenish eyes, medium build. briefs or boxers depending on my mood.

Anonymous said...

Why it's Bikey, Amy and KD! Hey, you lot. ^_^

I owe ya one Bikey. :D How's it going my two wheeled friend?

Original Punk J said...

Anima, I think they left the lifeless DJ in there...

I'm not sure who is cleaning that up, but we still have Mayo's credit card if we need to get a cleaning crew...

L.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kapunua! Doing okay now that the work week is nearly finished.

ergoproxy said...

ooh bikey!
Well aren't you brave for answering.

and I just cannot see how boxers are comfortable under jeans etc, don't they bunch up?

shortish or tallish?
hair longish or shortish?

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