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Robert Hass
I've watched memory wound you.
I felt nothing but envy.
Having slept in wet meadows,
I was not through desiring.
Imagine January and the beach,
a bleached sky, gulls. And
look seaward: what is not there
is there, isn't it, the huge
bird of the first light
arched above first waters
beyond our touching or intention
or the reasonable shore.
p.s. they are not entirely well yet...in the meantime, in others words I revel.
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Shame in me, I think Pancake-zilla is coming after you O_o
Wow, guys... just... WOW... O_o
I can see that I missed one helluva party. And this is after teh cleaning crew has been here for a few hours!
Mayo, thanks for the post. Even Sis Midnite is currently impressed with you.
But don't get used to it. ^_~
I got dibs on Room #27! (my favorite number) What happened in #32, stays in #32. At least, all but the smell!
How is everybody today?
Pixie, I hear ya. 2008 has had a rough start all over the place. All I can say is hang in there.
Mayo, glad to see you're still around. I love the beach all year long, but winter beach has a special quality about it. The waves are still there, and so are the gulls, but not nearly the crowd as in the summer. The clean smell of the salt air helps to push the city smells off you. You can think. The sound of the waves crashing on the beach help to muffle the busy sounds in the head. It can be very calming.
After I've been to the beach, anytime of the year, I feel refreshed, calm, and ready for whatever lies around the corner for me. I hope the same is for you.
Sounds as if your boss is a very nice person, Pixie!
Hello Sister M, Jen. Hope you guys are well.
Pancake-zilla click here and stay away from me ok? hehehe
Yummy Pancakes
Wooo Look at SIM who can link now hehe
Thankyou very much Sister M :)
Shame in me, those are some delicious pancakes. Yum.
hi jenni, how are you? well semms lik ethat and a lot of people were ill during the holidays....
siobhan, jep he is and his wife is lovely, she also started looking for appartments for me... hope she has more luck ...
Hey BC, I was sorry to hear of your loss. It's always difficult in situations like that. Make sure you take care of yourself first and foremost.
Thanks Jen. I appreciate that. I will try my best to take care of myself.
damn spellingmistakes.. I should check my comments ^^
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*Pancake-Zilla drools all over the place, people start downing in spit*
*drowning*
Shame in me, I think you just made Pancake-zilla super hungry lol
Hahaha now pancake zilla is satisfied i am going to go.
Might check in later, might not
Love to you all though :)
(((hugs))) to my BC hehe
Have fun everyone :)
Hi SisM!
Hi Jennicula!
How are you?
Love to my shame in me. At least Pancake-zilla can't eat you now lol.
Take care.
Bye SIM!
Gaah! Blogger is a bitch today!
bye sim and take care! *hugs*
hi guys!
how we all doing??
sis M just gotta say (and to all of you as well) if we are choosing rooms i want it in black and white that no 11 is mine ok??!!!! my fav no.!!!!!
what happened in room 32??
and which room is mayos?? and where does he go when not in his room? to the tower to spy??
so many questions!
oh and i thought his top drawer comment was so good!
Hi Fasc!
Do you think he has a 'goodie drawer'?
*Siobhan watching way too much Sex & the City*
Siobhan, Blogger is always a bitch ;p
Hello hello faraway. I'll be back in a bit guys. Not feeling too good.
siobhan who knows!!!!
BC hope you are ok??
What's wrong, BC?
hi faraway how are you? :)
it's a surprise...
what you will find
could be a mystery...
the search wont waste your time
it could be dirty...
it could be sweet.
either way, it will be a fun treat.
Vibrators? Lube?
is it a blowup doll named shelby? youll have to wait and see.
it could be that it's all my stashed away money.
maybe i've printed out my favorite bloggers blogs.
maybe it's my secret pair of dutch clogs.
siobhan du bist versaut *lol* to much sex&the city huh?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees ma'am!
O_O
haha good to know siobhan *lol*
Nice rhyming, Mayo's top drawer.
Tischlein deck dich!
perhaps it's where ive put all of the love notes to the Princess that have been unsent.
maybe it's empty except for a lonely mint.
youll have to wait and see, what exciting treasures might be set free.
Porn and lotion for sure.
I was totally wrong about, Mayo ;)
Mayo, you do have excellent taste in furniture though!
Viagra, I would say!
hi anima and mustard, how are you?
Viagra is not so good for younger men. Mayo, if you happen to have Viagra in your drawer, and you are youngish - ONLY TAKE HALF!
-Anima's advice for the day.
Hey Pixie! I'm okay. Still at work, but not much longer. Yay!
Hi Mustard, Siobhan, and Princess!
Kind of quiet here at Mayo's today.
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins, perhaps?
Oh, the mystery!
Hi Mustard!
Hi Anima!
Hi Princess!
How are you doing girls?
Anima, how do you know that Mayo is a young man?
And more important, how do you know that Viagra is not so good for young men?
Hey peeps!
Doin' okay, Pancake-zillah/Siobhan. Doin' okay. ^_^
FASC, I believe that Mayo is in Room #1. Being that it's his house & all.
My room (#27) is at the end of the hall, right by the stairs on the second floor. Great in case I need to make a quick escape, to shove one of my boots up an ass or two. ^_~
I wasn't present when the thing that happened in #32, happened. Amyranth knows, but she isn't talking about it. Too traumatic, I think.
Hi Jenn! *glomp* Another thing great about beaches in the wintertime? No 80-year old men in Speedo's, or plus-plus-PLUS-sized women in string bikini's. @_@
PS - Plus-plus-PLUS-sized = Snuffleuffagus proportions without the cuteness.
Nikki!
I wuv you!
Have you missed me?
And for the record, the royal bedroom is room #20, of course.
What other number would it be?
Can you guys tell I'm on a countdown to go racing? Hellz yeah!
hi sis m! how are you?
Siobhan, I'm not sure how old Mayo is; but I'm thinking he is under 40. Just a feeling.
And how do I know? Well, let's just say a friend of mine tried it. It wasn't pretty. Found out later that the guy who gave it to him to try only uses half. Oops!
Oh, man! I can imagine it!
ha ha! i loved mayos top drawer!!
sis M of course he's no 1. silly me!! i'm still no 11 mind. you can have 27 thats fine!!
in his top drawer i think porn, condoms (always useful), hard drugs?? who knows, hand cuffs (i'm thinking def!!), lube (please no)???!!! rampant rabbit ?? for his off days ?? for the missus obviously!! although that would be in her drawer. actually more likely under 20 pairs of shoes in the back of her wardrobe just in case it makes him feel inadequate!!!
sorry mayo only kidding. its all your business obviously! just joking around!!
and yes he is under 40 i think in my head anyway! but what is an age tis just a number after all!
FASC,
rampant rabbit 0_0
I was thinking of the Butterfly, but hey the Rabbit is a good guess too. For the Mrs. of course!!
Hi Sister M *glomp* back at ya!
I forgot about the old dudes in speedos and string-bikini snuffalupagus', thanks for the visual (Yikes!)
Yes, there are many reasons why winter beaching is better (and safer for the eyes!)
yes anima - for the missus!!
right family i have to exit stage left pronto. mr bloke sighing and looking like a miserable bastard.
love to all!
Bye FASC! Love ya!
BTW, Hi Jennicula, Hi Sis Midnight!
Hi Anima.
Bye Fasc!
Hello guys!
hi bella long time no see, how are you?
bye faraway take care!
Siobhan-san, Faraway. Sorry for worrying you guys. The absolute bitch known as Aunt Flow just arrived today and my hormones are a bit nuts right now :(
I have to finish my chores so I'll see you guys in a bit. Take care
Well, I'm heading out again. Need to finish up a few things here at work.
Talk to you all in a few.
Hi Bella! How are you?
There you are, BC! I was worried. Aunt Flow? Know her. She's a bitch!
Hi Pixie and Siobhan!
Welcome back Pixie!
I'm fine guys, thanks for asking. How've you been?
Bye Anima!
I'm fine, Bella. Thanks for asking.
Aunt Flow=La Belle Dame Sans Merci
Glad to hear that, Siobhan.
I have to go for a bit. See you later.
Love you all
*HUGS & KISSES*
Aunt Flow = La belle dame avec les chaussures rouges
Bye Bella!
ok I´mm off now, it´s getting late, take care and see you tomorrow *hugs*
Bye Pixie! Sleep tight! *hugs*
Girls, I call it a night!
Have fun! Tell me what was in the drawer.
Good night!
oh I missed Bella and Pixie!
Morning everyone
holey cow did we have a storm last night!!!
at least 5 inches of rain, our gauge was full! And 3 of them were in about 3/4 hr. And lightning!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
All the creeks are flowing, some of my friends will be stuck at home no doubt, and our dam is overflowing AND another chick hatched!
Well I was proud of myself as I ran down to the gauge to check while the storm was on and I thought the lightning had moved away when there was a fucking huge close strike!! Scared the bejesus out of me but what a rush (seeing as I'm pretty scared of storms)I am curing my phobia - or touched in the head, one of the 2
Someone left the door cracked so I snuck in for just a sec....
Hellooooo? Anyone here?
*runs to the corner and plops down*
I heard a joke today that I want to share with you guys. It's so bad it's good.
Two birds were sitting on a perch. One bird says to the other 'Can you smell fish?'
*Pokes head in*
Anyone home?
I killed the blog!
Is anyone about?
I might just have a wander and see which bedroom I like,
I think room 18, that opens onto the conservatory and greenhouses, I need to be near nature.
I think I'll import some butterflies.
Hi there Ergo
Anon, what kind of a joke?
Anon!
Am I missing something, 'cause I definitely don't geddit?!
I guess it was so bad it was good.
Who told you that?!
anon !
I love that joke!!
A horse walked into a bar and the barman said "Hey why the long face?"
That was the joke.
ok people
Perch = thing bird sits on
perch = type of fish
I think it's great!
Anon
That was an awful joke-but so funny.
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
Wonky!
Anon, ha ha.
Hey Mustard, good to see you.
You don't get it? Think about it, I'm sure someone as astute as yourself will get it in a few moments.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean?
Bob
OH!!!
Well, then. That makes much more sense!
My mind's slow today, can'tcha tell?
Anon, you win best prize for corny joke ;)
Well, anons, Ergo, I guess you are the only ones here I can talk to right now. Everyone seems to have left. Hangover I suppose he he. How are you?
Hi there Mustard
I'm good but I'm about to go to the gym.
did you read about our storm?
WOW it was great, in a stormy way!
how are you BC and mustard?
I can't usually remember jokes or I mess them up by laughing all the way through the punchline so nobody understands what I'm saying anyway.
Ok, so we're throwing out bad jokes? I have a blonde joke (apologies to my blonde friends).
Why do blonds have TGIF written on the insides of their shoes?
"Toes Go In First".
Hey everybody!
J
Hey everybody! Mustard, Ergo, BC, Anon, anybody I missed!
Anon with the perch joke- that may be my new second favorite joke ever.
My first is this one:
A piece of string walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and yells
to the bartender, "Hey! Gimme a drink!"
The bartender picks up the string and throws him into the street. The string thinks, "I'll show him! I'll go back in disguise, he won't know it's me, and at the last minute, I'll humiliate him!"
So the string contorts his body into a
whole different shape, and frizzes his hair ala a 'fro. He goes back in, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink. The bartender says,
"Hey, I know you! You're that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago."
The string
answers,
"No. I'm a frayed knot."
Rahaha!
Hello J, how is life treating you?
Hey Anon, I'm feeling a lot better than I was with the roller-coaster blood sugars...:/
How are you, precious?
J
Ergo, I read your post about the storm. Are you okay? I'm doing much better today, I just have cramps and hormones to contend with though :(
Bob, lol. Hi Star, OP J.
anon, i know what you mean.
that's why short jokes are so deadly.
now this is for real:
There has been a heap of rain south of me and flash flooding, and a bull named Barney (how cute) was washed away by a wall of water and they found him after nearly floating out to sea, on the shore taliking to another bull, like 30 or so miles away.
Can you IMAGINE the conversation?
"I was just standing there and then ...fucking...water...like...I was floating and ...trees and ....fucking..bridges...wow!"
(big wide bull eyes)
It was just on the news
Hi everyone. Hope you're all well? Me? PAINkillERS FTW!
Shame in me said...
Kapunua
Hey Kapunua hope you are well and that you are feeling a little better :)
Have you ever heard this?
Beautifullness
Thanks! I've got that on my hard drive. It's sweet, but it drags on too long. I have to admit I LOLled when Jared changed "Kan" to "Jay." He is such a doofus but I love him.
star thatis my favourite too!
J - THAT is classic hahaha
Anon:
You're calling someone "astute" who can't even get a joke like that?!
You have high hopes for me! ;)
Blogger's kicking my ass again, so this may, unfortunately be the last time I get to post here.
Do know I'm glad to see you back around this way. It's funny how everyone's demeanor changes as soon as you walk in. That's saying something, ya know? Thanks for the comment the other night. It meant a lot to me.
See you around when you post at 500 comments or less? ;)
I'm doing good, thanks for asking. Sometimes no words are necessary between friends, I know you understand that.
Hey BC, Ergo, Star, Mustard, everyone! I'm back from the dr and a wild goose chase/treasure hunt for wooden puzzles with pegs on the pieces (daycare stuff for my sister).
BC, are you feeling any better? L said you were having a rough day today.
Ergo, what happened with the storm?
J
Oh, hi anon. ^_^ You wanna hear my joke? I promise not to do the Nicopeen one again.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fish.
(That's my favorite joke. Sad.)
So, like what's up folks?
I'm only here for a split second.
OP J I'm doing a little better emotionally, but Aunt Flow has just arrived, and yesterday was tough. A member of my family passed away, and there's some fighting going on concerning that. I'm trying my best to deal, so I apologize if I'm not much in the joking mood right now.
Oh! Duh! *facepalm.* I'm retarded. Hi. I left you a message at an inappropriate place. I can't imagine that we wouldn't be cool but just to put it out there: We're cool, yeah?
Ergoproxy,
It makes me laugh to just think about it!
Inanimate objects or animals talking always cracks me up. It doesn't take much!
Anon!
What did I teach you approximately 2 months ago?!
You're doing WELL, never GOOD.
*It's only tough love, my friend ;)*
Hi princess smoke. OP J, how are you feeling? Is your blood sugar any better? Anon, that's good. Glad to hear you're alright.
I'm off to the gym
catch you all in a while!
Yeah, I do, Anon. Your best friends are the ones you can talk to without saying a word. And then you catch each other's eye and crack up for no good reason!
And then you can also be apart for long periods of time, and just pick back up where you left off.
I've got a couple good friends like that, but only one truly "best" friend. :) Know what I mean?
Oh, and are you taking care of yourself? Getting plenty of rest? That poolhouse, boy, it's great for that kind of thing.
J
Hey J and S&V20!
BC, what horrible timing. I know it sounds trite, but feel better.
Kapunua, my mortal enemy, how are you feeling today?
That is such a terrible joke!
The person who told me the perch joke is great at telling jokes, I think the key is in the delivery and thats where I pretty much suck.
K, OP's, Ergo, Star, BC and MUUUSSTTAARRDD!!!!
Hey, I like yelling at you, Mustard. You always yell back! ^_^
Anon,
So how's life been treating you? Good I hope. Well, I'm being timed right now. My husband is out in the car just watching the damn clock. It's always like that isn't it? Damn the MAN!
Love ya to pieces!
XOXO,
Princess
Oh J scroll up a bit and you'll see amazing lighting and thunder and heaps of rain!
Catch you all.
anon you probably won't be about when I'm back so stay well and keep joking
K - one of my faves too.
hi S&V
Mustard that sucks, hope blogger fixes up.
Cool banana's all :)
Yes, Anon delivery counts a lot.
With the string joke I lose it as soon as I start telling it.
A piece of string walks into a bar!
Seriously, imagine?
I'm so corny!
Got another crappy joke:
Blind man walks into a bar, but he's swinging his seeing-eye dog over his head in a circle.
Bartender says, "Hey buddy, whatcha doin'?"
Blind man says, "Oh, just lookin' around..."
BTW, Anon, do you like Dr Seuss?
And L says HI!
J
Take care Ergo. Star, thank you. How are you doing? Anon, it doesn't matter. At least you're trying. Trying is better than not trying at all, correct? :)
*Sucker punches you*
I'm great! It makes a world of difference when it's termed "sports injury" instead of "you fail at health." ^_^
WHAT? That's the best joke ever. You know you're going to steal it. I'll probably steal yours too. That's how I roll. I'm evil, my middle name is Misery.
And yourself? I hope you're well, chill, zen, all that good stuff.
S&V20! Whaddup, homeslice? Star, I love that stupid string joke.
HI SMOKE! Sorry I didn't catch you sooner. :)
BC, you must go in search of huge amounts of chocolate. I'm sorry about your sister-in-law's father, I remember reading he was in a coma. My condolences to your family.
J
Well, in case you hadn't noticed, my middle name is subtlety.
I'm home!!!
What's shakin' in blogbelieve?
That makes your initials triple letters. You're a parseltongue!
*Is finding it hard to distinguish between "subtle" and "vague" tonight*
I seriously need a "Joke Book: For Dummies."
Okay, so truthfully, I'm the person who's always on the receiving end of jokes. I, too, suck at telling them because I can never get the joke right. I either eff it completely up, or I forget the important parts.
I'm also the same person who will stand there and look at you long after you've finished just because I think your face holds the answer.
I suck at getting them.
OP J, the strange thing is, I have been eating WAY too much chocolate during the past few days. As a matter of fact, I am eating chocolate right now. The worst part is the fighting, it's been going on for a few weeks now and it hasn't stopped, but either way, thank you for the condolences *hugs*
Hey Star! Did you ever get my email from the other day?
J
I think the key is in the delivery and thats where I pretty much suck.
This is the whole reason I do not tell jokes.
Hey Anon, what's new?
ok before I go
knock knock
who's there?
the interrupting cow
the interrupt-
MOOO!!!
(you yell Moo)
lol
When ducks fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other?
Because there's more ducks there.
Anima, must I answer your question in mixed company? Seriously? Man, now I have to.
What's shaking in BlogBelieve?
My ass.
DAMN it feels good to say that again. It's been so long since I've written those words. Oh juvenile humor, how I have missed thee.
Hi there Anima, how are you?
SS, is that you? I think you can be funny when you're just being yourself and feeling relaxed. Does that make sense? People who are cynical and sarcastic tend to be the ones who make me laugh.
BC/Avenger
anon does that make you SSS then?
SSS? Ha ha
HAHAHA, blind man jokes or the best!
A nun is taking a bath, and there's a knock at the door. She calls out "Who is it?", as she doesn't really want to be disturbed. A voice shouts out "Blind Man!". So she thinks to herself "He must be in need of some guidance, and I doubt he can see anything anyway". So she yells for him to come in.
A guy in green coveralls carrying a box comes in ,sets down the box and says "Nice Tits! Where do you want the blinds?"
-A
Damn, don't bite my style, 6:53.
Ergo,
Bad.
But oh so good.
I can relate to that. ;)
*giggles evilly behind hand*
J
Kapunua, I love that answer. It solves everything!
*secretly hoping that MissT will come by to shake her ass too.
Hey BC, having a rough day all around I see. *Hugs*
Hi there Amy
Man oh man, what have I started?
Its so good to see though!
Hey Anima,Amyranth, Ergoproxy, keep the jokes coming.
Anon: Sdock says Hi from the porch! She is waving at you. She can't get into Mayo's house so she sits on the porch swing. ^_^ Anyway, hello from Sdock10.
We had a huge party there last night, it was the bomb, diggity.
Amy,
Did you get that from "The Vicar of Dibley"? Cause that's where we heard it before! Cool joke, dude.
J
Anima, thanks for the hugs. Just trying to deal, I guess. Not much in the joking mood. How are you my dear?
*hugs*
OPJ - Exactly! I love the Vicar. I keep meaning to buy it on DVD, but there'd be a war between me and mom for who actually gets it.
-A
Hahaha EP I just read your joke about the horse. I was going to say that one. I think I made need to call you Vicar from now on or Geraldine
This one's from L.
An old man and an old woman are sitting next to each other in the dayroom at the nursing home.
She looks at him and says, "I bet I can tell you how old you are by feelin' yer dick!"
He says, "I don't believe you! All right, go ahead!"
So she reaches over and sticks her hand in his pants, and says, "You're 82!"
He says, "You're right! That's amazing, how did you do that?"
She says, "Y'old fool, y'told me yesterday!"
J
Man oh man, what have I started?
Well, I think telling jokes is a little more tasteful than me and a few others discussing what is in Mayo's top bedside drawer. ;)
Plus jokes are always good for soul.
Hi MJ
Okay, so there's some vital parts missing, but hopefully you'll get the gist.
Something, something, on the way to the art gallery to look at old paintings, something else, but couldn't didn't have Degas to make the van Gogh.
LOL I suck.
BC, no problem. Just take care of yourself. There are always hugs here waiting for you whenever you need one or two.
By the way hello everyone.
Ahahaha! Mustard, the last part was really all you needed!
LOL!
Mustard, that is exactly me!
I was just thinking of telling one, but I can't seem to remember all the lines.
Aww thanks Anima *more hugs*
Hey, MJ, Anima!
Hello BC
Hello star
Hi MJ. Hi Mustard!
Hey, Mustard:
CASH AND PRIZES. ^____^ Chat you later?
Oohhhh yes. Mayo's bedside drawer.
Tee hee.
-A
*bows*
And watch me totally mess THAT up by putting two contractions side-by-side!
I'm not ignoring you guys, it's just taking way long for this page to load the comment box.
Anon, do you think you could swing by discussmayo.blogspot?
Sdock is all by herself. I'm sure it would totally make her day. You don't have to of course. Just thought I'd ask. :)
Laughter is good for the soul Anima, and its great to hear you all laughing again.
Mustard, your joke made me laugh anyway. I was laughing with you, honestly! Like I said, I laugh all the way through telling jokes so nobody understand my jokes either.
Now, practical jokes - they are much more my forte. I have played some pranks in my time that still make me cry with laughter just thinking about them!
*shakes ass at Anima cos she requested it*
Hi everyone, how are you?
Thank you so much for the party last night (even though it was mainly for SIM, congrats to her again).
I just want to say this beacause it hasn't been said enough here lately. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
Hi MJ. Anon, I have to ask, what is your favorite joke/prank? I hope you don't mind me asking.
Hello Kapu
C'mon, Anon, you have to spill now, what was your favorite prank? You can't leave us in the lurch, y'know.
J
Hello hello Miss T, my English chum, how are you? Thank you for the comment you left on my blog *hugs*
I'm doing so so.
Hey MJ, Miss T!
We love you too, Miss T. L is sending you a hug, and I'm sending you a snog!
J
Oh, here's a stupid one that I like. What happened to the cannibal who showed up late for a dinner party?
They gave him the cold shoulder.
Hello OPs J&L and Miss t
Miss TEEEEEEEEEE! ^____^
Admit it, dude. It was totally a sympathy laugh ;)
But, you know what? I honestly think it's funnier to watch the other person or person's face(s) when you can't get your joke out!
To see them see you struggling is funny as shit, seriously.
No, I really shouldn't. Believe me, I would love to share it with you cos it really is my finest work to date. It got me into enough trouble at the time. It was two years ago and he still hasn't forgotten it. I keep saying he will look back one day and laugh about it. I won't repeat what he says to me in response.
Hello anima, Mib and anon
Hi BC *big hug*. I'm OK sweetie.
I so sorry about what has happened. You know that I am thinking of you.
Pranks eh?
The first time my mum and dad went out and left me and my sis alone when we were younger, they gave us a huge list of phone numbers for emergencies.
I rang the place where they had gone out for the evening with friends. I told them that i was ringing from a phone box cos we'd set the house on fire and they had to come home.
They totally believed me. Later when they got home, they told me they nearly shit themselves when the barman said there was a phonecall for them.
Mean eh? Couldn't resist though.
MissT, you just made my night!
Anon, hmmmm practical jokes - I suck at those too. My husband is quite the prankster. I've learned a thing or two from him, but sometimes I do not know where he comes up with half the shit he pulls.
Anon, if you don't feel comfortable talking about that, then I respect that. You don't have to say anything.
Mustard, ain't that the truth? I can't stare at someone without laughing :)
Hi, Anima! Hi, Pixie!
Of course I love you, Princess!
I'd even hug ya, but I don't want to mess your hair just before racin'. ^_~
Bye FASC!
Jenn: Yes, exactly. And less children, too. Don't get me wrong, I love kids - just not hundreds of them at a time. O.o
And now, thanks to Anima, I've got a mental image (of Mayo's perma-woody) that just won't go away. Thanks for that Anima, my fellow perv. :)
Sorry, Mayo. It all started with the Viagra in your drawer, and devolved from there...
That's good Miss T. I'm glad you're okay. Thank you *hugs*
I just read your prank. Miss T, you are a bad girl! Lol :D
That's awesome, MissT. :D
Anon, that is also awesome. Most of my practical jokes consist of scaring the everloving christ out of people who are close to me. Like, waiting till we're driving down a lonely, dark highway and saying, "So. you wanna see something really scary?" That kind of thing. God, that's so mean.
Hi Sister M.
Helloooooooooooo K, how are you sweetie?
Hi MJ, how are you sweetie?
Hi J, how are you sweetie? *snogs J back with tongues*
Just don't tell the wifey, hee hee.
You are all sweeties tonight.
The People at the Orthadontic clinic where I sent my CV for the job have rung and want me to come in for a look around tomorrow.
Hi, Sis! Thanks for the mental image! Umm... *pokes out mind's eye*
Girl, you need to be on AIM more often. :)
Hmm...the mind boggles, Anon. ;)
You must be a fairly devilish man in your own right.
I like that in my men.
Our friend S has a thing for Bob from MCR. She's got a picture of him on her desk at work, a close-up shot of him with the lipring in. Some older woman at her work asked her who that was and straight-faced, S told her that was her boyfriend. The woman asked what that thing was in his lip, and S said it was a fishhook that he'd gotten caught there when he was a child on a fishing trip with his dad. It was "hooked into a nerve, and then the skin grew over it so it couldn't be removed. He's really sensitive about it."
The woman was horrified, and told S she was so sorry for Bob and his fishhook lip.
True story.
J
Hello Sis m
I can tell you mine involved hooking up a video camera in our bathroom. But I did not record anyone.
Miss T, is the clinic considering hiring you? If so, congrats! :)
OP J, lmao!!
Anon, after reading your comment, my facial expression is this....O_o and XD
Anonymous said...
I can tell you mine involved hooking up a video camera in our bathroom. But I did not record anyone.
O_o Umm.
I hope so BC, fingers crossed.
Anon, you saucy little begger.
And now, thanks to Anima, I've got a mental image (of Mayo's perma-woody) that just won't go away. Thanks for that Anima, my fellow perv. :)
No problem SisM, you know you can always count on me!
A video camera in the bathroom. Interesting. Maybe someday you can tell us the whole thing. I'm sure it was hysterical. Well, at least to you, right?!
J your friend is fucked up. I like her.
Miss t I'm alright and I'm glad to hear you may have a job Lined up.
Anon, you are quite the sneak ^_^
Miss T, I wish you the best of luck!
Thanks BC and MJ, I really hope I get this one.
When at university The Exorcist was being shown in one of the lecture halls. It was banned at the time and there were pickets outside urging us to save our souls and to turn away from the film.
Myself and 2 friends went in. We all believe in the existance of Satan and we found it thrillingly terrifying.
There were screams in the appropriate places and many covering of eyes. After a particularly horrific scene it was very quiet. I rubbed my friend's leg-she screamed. Everybody laughed. She was mortified.
Here's one my hubby pulled. A girl he worked with in a restaurant told him there were chocolates in the kitchen he should try. So he goes and takes a bite, only to find out that it is actually something with beef sauce over it. Not so cool to do to a veggie. He was pissed. So, since they bartended together, he found her lipgloss on the counter. He took out the applicator and put tabassco on it. Needless to say, on her next lipgloss application, it wasn't so pleasant. Okay, maybe that's more revenge like, but kind of the same. Maybe? I thought it was funny.
Anon...
Dare I ask...
WHY?
J
And... way to change the subject. #^_^#
My favorite prank was feeding the neighbor boys dog food. We called them Dog 1 and Dog 2 for the next six months. :)
I can retell a couple of my bad musician jokes... ^_^
Your welcome Miss T.
Anon--I mean, "why" about the camera, not "why" with the screaming/leg rubbing thing.
Miss T: CONGRATULATIONS, you have an interview! I'm so proud!
*snogs Miss T back, also with tongue*
*adds a grope for good measure*
J
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