The magician is in the kitchen
Cooking up some fun
Pasteurize the chicken
Then put it on a bun
Load it up with sauce
And then
Put it on a plate
Eat it up and smile again
Before it is too late.
Now ask…too late for what?
The rhythm of my thoughts is calming. The grainy cadence of my voice is a constant reminder that I must, and will, refrain. It rains and it pours, beating the pattern like a tambour in my skull. The words are fugacious, and conservation is my priority. I have the ability to catch the phrases, hold them in sanctuary until they are well, and re-release them back into their natural habitat. I must let them go. Captivity will only foster anxiety, increasing the pacing…the back and forth search for limits.
It is there that they will live out the duration of their lives.
p.s. is it ridiculous to consider the possibility?
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I'm still here.
Still here
I guess Mayo won't be posting tonight.
darthtrayal; how about you take it up with them on their own blogs, if you found this you should know where theirs are
and FYI youtube is not the place to post stuff you want private and anyway you may have posted them then come on saying "who posted them?"
just take the drama to people who give a shit, seriously, don't bring it here,
I'm sorry if someone has done it to you but it's not us!
Seriously, don't bring your emo party here. And y'all know who I'm talking to.
Take it to livejournal, kids.
-A
Well I must be off to dream land now. I will talk to you guys tomorrow
Goodnight
Goodnight MJ!
I'm going too. Goodnight all!
Goodnight MJ.
Goodnight KD
Beyond bedtime for me too.
See you in the morning, Ladies and Mayo's!
-A
Goodnight Amy.Sweet dreams
anyone here?
hello,
im a dumbass i posted on the post before this i was like where is evryone haha oh dear
and no-one here again :/ mayo are you around?
still here shame in me. How are you? I actually thought it was funny when you posted in the wrong blog lol
toujours said...
hi, don't mind me -- just sneaking in to pin a message to mayo up on the board. i'm pretty sure someone will take it over to his place for me -- so thank you very much!
mayo,
i read some anon comments today that suggested we're slipping away from your blog, losing interest and slinking off.
i don't think you'll believe that. you see us pretty clearly, i think. you know we're still here, each for our own reasons. even so, i couldn't let those comments slide by unaddressed.
i'm not sitting at my place at the table, or playing with the dustbunnies under your couch. i'm not talking with my friends every night. the only comment you see from me is a folded note i pin to the porch each night and carried into your house by a kind blogsib.
but i'm still here. i'm not even hanging out on the porch. i'm all out-of-body, hovering up in the corner with the spiderwebs, listening to the conversations.
this blog, your blog, is still where i want to be.
i was thinking about this today, and was hit by a funny little urge to do more than just tell you that i'm still around. so i made you something (sorry it's c&p, i didn't think a clicky link would survive the journey).
http://s270.photobucket.com/albums/
jj84/silverhawthorn/happy_holidays_
mayo/ecto-tj.jpg
i hope your day will be a lovely one mayo, with good food, and bright smiles, and something to do that you dearly enjoy.
see you tomorrow, though you might not see me. *grin*
3:10 AM, January 08, 2008
BC you can laugh all you like haha i blame blogger though
Goodnight squeak squeak. Sweet squeaky dreams ^_^
Aww shame in me, don't worry. I'm not making fun of you :)
Mayo,
It's almost 3:00 am and here I sit at the computer. I've been sitting, drinking coffee, smoking and reading the old posts. It's strange to see how much has changed. So many of your first posts were angry. Many of us were angry too. But as I read along slowly it began to change. We began to change but so did you. I think we started hearing each other. Not just talking but actually hearing. It's bittersweet in a way. We've stopped saying so many things you still need to hear. You know how it is when you really start to like someone you don't want to say anything that might upset them. So you remain quiet. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe we don't need to say anything to you anymore that you don't want to hear. I really hope that's the case. I just don't want to think we've stopped saying things you need to hear because we're afraid you’ll stop talking to us. That would be a sad thing. I hope you're truly happy and your world is all good. That is my wish for you. That has always been my wish for you.
Morning Mayo!
That is all...
Kass xx
mayo i wish you would post a new blog now, im never here when you post them. It would be nice to ask you a question, to see how you are etc.
Hello Mayo, SS, Elena, BC, Ergo, TJ and all other intelligent life forms in blog believe!
Welcome back MYA & PIXIE!!!! It's so good to see you two ladies again. Now, does anyone know where GS is hiding? Did anyone hear from the OPs yesterday?
I just hopped in to say HELLO to all and:
GOOOOOOOOO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!
How 'bout that? LSU = National Champs Again!!! There was quite a party in The French Quarter last night. I don't envy any of those Ohio fans flying back home today. T'is not fun flying with the 'losing' team's hangover. Oh well, I don't think even the losing team's fans felt like losers last night! LOVE & FUN was ALL AROUND!!
I hope you all had a great yesterday and have an even better today.....
Love & Hugs to all,
#6
Wendy
Remember, whether big or small, EVERYONE is fighting their own battles.......
"Kind words, kind looks, kind acts and warm handshakes, these are means of grace when men in trouble are fighting their unseen battles."
~ John Hall
hello 6 :) how are you?
Hello SIM and KASS!
I'm doing good SIM, thanks for asking. Still coughing a bit and tired; but, other than that - Good! How are you? What's been going on in the world of SIM lately? :D
Awww glad you are feeling better 6!!!
nothing exciting in the world of sim, just been battling the dreaded lurgy haha. i got a cold and vomit too. Got a job interview today for a supermarket its nothing great but the pay is really good, but my nose is so bunged up i cant talk properly :( im gonna get my head over a bowl of steaming menthol stuff in a hope it will allow me to speak like a human haha.
what are you upto this fine day?
I am now envisioning SIM sounding like poor Rudolph when his dad put that mud mask over his red nose!
LOL!!!
I'm not laughing at you SIM, I'm laughing with you ;-)
Good luck with that job interview SIM. GET THAT JOB Girl -- I know you can do it!!!!!
My plans for the day are:
1. Try to get a couple of hours sleep before I have to bring my mother to her dentist appt at 7:30.
after that, I'm open for suggestions
:D
Off I go to try to get some of that sleep.....
I'll check back to hear your GOOD job news :)
Love & Hugs,
Wendy
Hi 616 & SIM!!
I hope we are both happy bunnies today.
Anonymous said...
"Pasteurize the chicken
Then put it on a bun"
I keep thinking this is a euphamism for something.
I try and convince myself that I'm a good girl without a dirty mind, but my first thought was that Mayo was talking about safe sex! All that stuff about 'sauce' and 'eat[ing] up'...
Kass xx
aww thanks 6!!! Haha im laughing too so i will let you off for that one haha :)
Good luck withyour sleep, sweet dreams.
Im off to do some nasal plumbing haha :)
Hahaha kass mayo could very well be talking of that :)
Good job he doesnt teach children safe sex i think they would be very confuzzled haha
Take care Kass :)
Bye-bye!!
It's not like Mayo doesn't have 'form'!
Kass xx
just popping in to say a hearty hello to everyone!
hope you are all fab!
hello mayo. you doing OK??
Good morning all.
That is if anyone is here.
Yell's real loud.......HELLO!!!!
Good morning Mayo,
I guess its just us this morning.
Mayo said,
p.s. is it ridiculous to consider the possibility?
Mayo, there is not a place you can go, that dose not have a door or window.
Even on the outside, there are paths and roads.
You are never trapped, sometimes it just seems that way.
Just remember, anything is possible, even a way out.
*sneaks in behind PJ and Mayo intent on scaring the hell out of them*
*drops a lifesize poster of Bert McCracken... smiling, between them*
Gosh, only I could start some crap by posting a very innocent poem. I never said I was a genius, just very clever. ^_~ And not as clever as Fim either.
(Clever with words, and that's about it. Can you believe I had to ask the people in chat last night if four months was a third of a year or a fourth? Yes, I am THAT retarded.)
Man, so I hardly slept last night because I was having sciatica down both legs, from my back all the way down to my ankles. It's still really bad as I'm sitting here, wondering how I'm gonna get through the day! It started when I was stretching in Kung Fu last night. I think it has something to do with my knee or something like that.
SIM, good luck to you! Let us know how that goes, okay?
Mayo, hope to catch you tonight, if not then have a nice night and i hope you like your poem.
Hey guys, I *think* House is on again tonight? Amirite? ^______^
Congrats on the black striped, green sash, Kapunua.
*PP's nerdy little badge for knot tying hidden behind her back*
*mind you, knot tying has it's uses...*
*gutter*
*dirt*
*choir girl... must... be*
Pickled Possum,
You are so right! Scared the hell out of us.....lol
Hi Kapunua.
I always have to leave, i have to go to work, i only do it cause they pay me to show up.
luv
PJ
Kass said,
I try and convince myself that I'm a good girl without a dirty mind
Welcome to the Dark Side, Kass. It is your destiny. It started with the company you keep.
*not gesticulating in Mayo's direction*
*no, not implicating the guy with 'form'at all*
*PP starts coughing due to large hypocrisy furball*
Mayo,
I keep wondering if you're really talking about chicken, or is it crow?
Oops, please excuse my lack of manners this morning, Mayo.
I've scared you, and dropped you in it, with out so much as a greeting.
Greetings.
Pleasant formalities complete.
Right, later dude. I'm going off to hopefully find an sdock swinging on the porch.
Catch you later.
PJ, if only you could see the poster I had in mind, sharpie additions and boredom adding to B's charms.
*PP evil artist*
You're a funny possum! And cute too! Can I rub your belly?
I also need to head to that place that pretends to pay me and where I pretend to work.
Hope everyone has a good day!
sdock10 said...
Please post at Mayo's:
Mayo,
How are you this morning? Probably still sleeping. I didn't want to crawl out of my nice, warm bed this morning, but duty calls. Duty? Ok, not that dramatic, but I can pretend, right? It makes it seems much more fun and necessary that way.
So, I am hoping someone passes this note inside to you. I had stopped writing to you twice a day because of the Blogger issues and all, but now I figure what the hell. I miss doing it and maybe you miss reading the rabbling and bambling. Dude, I can do it 24/7. It's the one thing I seem to be spectabulous at doing.
Well it's already 7am, and I must go finish getting myself ready. I'll just stop bambling now and leave you with my hopes and wishes for the day.
Mayo, today, I hope that you, I, and everyone here all finish something we started and we are able to step back, admire it, and feel accomplished and satisfied.
Nice, huh? I rarely ever finish anything. I'm spastic.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. See it through
7:05 AM, January 08, 2008
Can I rub your belly?
Mya, rubbing/tickling of this possum induces paralysis.
*encourages Mya to leave RIGHT NOW for work before she is late*
*no hidden agenda at avoiding stroking at all, uh-uh, no way*
I can't stay, I just wanted to leave this:
If anyone here ever doubts they are loved, just look to my latest blog entry. It's for all of you.
Look on either blog.
xoxo cupcake
p.s
you too Mayo
Pixie tick
Mya tick
Gnothi Seatoun absent
Lolita Haze absent
OP J and L sick leave
*aimlessly wanders around Mayo's house*
*admires TJ's artwork*
*giggles like a school girl at Amyranth's use of word manties*
*leaves some black nail polish on the table so Mayo can do his own toes...
and some breathable bed socks*
'Night Mayo.
Mayo,
Can I have some grits and eggs now? Oooh, and some bacon.
Can you cook something up for me?
That would be WAY sweet! I'll love you forever for it, I promise. ^_~
Your poem still makes me giggle. I'm glad the rhythm of your thoughts are calming to you, mine just give me an effin' migraine.
O_O - I was fixing to comment on the 'it rains and it pours' line and "Songs About Rain" just came on the radio......
You are the internet aren't you!
Hugs and Kisses, Mayo. Have a fantabulous day.
XOXO,
Princess
O Great and Mighty Mayo, I beseech You to disable user pics so that all may come and partake of Your bounty. You are a good and kind Host. Please hear the pleas of Your people.
Dedicated to my southern songstress with a penchant for Lynn:
And do you ever feel like you're alone?
And do you ever wish you'd be unknown?
I could say that I have...
I could say that I have...
And do you ever feel things here aren't right?
And do you ever feel the time slip by?
I can say that I have...
And I can say that I have...
So hear this please
And watch as your heart speeds up endlessly
And look for the stars as the sun goes down
Each breath that you take has a thunderous sound
Everything, everything's magic
Just sit back and hold on, but hold on tight
Prepare for the best and the fastest ride
And reach out your hand, and I'll make you mine
Everything, everything's magic
And do you ever lay awake at night?
And do you ever tell yourself don't try?
Don't try to let yourself down
Don't try to let yourself down
And do you ever see yourself in love?
And do you ever take a chance, my love?
Because you know that I will...
Because you know that I will...
Alright, Anon, do you make a motion to have Mayo change his settings to remove user pics?
Anon raises hand.
I second that motion!
Mayo,
You are now ordered to change your settings!
Anon,
I think your Southern songstress will love it.....
I have a feeling it will make her day. I know her quite well, ya know. ^_^
I have heard you two are tight, S&M.
Me and ol'Socky are down like four flat tires.....
And it did make her day.
^_^
She wolf I hate seeing what is going on, if anyone can't see that you and your friends knew the truth they are wrong to attack you for it. You know you have my respect and this is bull shit the way they treated you over it.
I will leave this alone now.
Hello Princess x_x! Tell sdock HI as well!
S & M ???? What kind of place is Mayo running here? This isn't going to turn into one of those "hourly rate" places, is it?
So. I see the pics are gone.....
Two snaps for Mayo!
Hi 616!
Has anyone heard from Elena, BC or Anima?
Hi Mayo, how are you today?
I'm good. We had a shit ton of storms last night. I haven't heard from all of my family, but I am sure everyone is okay.
Can't stay, I have to run to a meeting. Do you feel sorry for me? You should, meetings suck. ;)
See you guys later.
Mayo, you heard my pleas. It probably didn't hurt that I was on my knees gazing up at you with reverence and adoration. I heard you like that sort of thing.
Just kidding!
Really, thank you.
Mayo,
What you doin' in there?
You cookin' something up for me?
*But try to understand...try to understand
Try, try, try to understand.....He's a magic man"
Just for you, Mayo.
^_~
Miss this beautiful smile, I have.
Beautiful couple, they are.
Wish I was Jamia, I do.
Glad to see that both Elena and Anima are OKAY!
BC !!!!
Check in with someone/somewhere to let us know you weathered the storms okay -- please.....
yoda where the hell do you get your pics?
gerard please? I need a smile :)
i shouldnt encourage you but what the heck...
Mayo got rid of the pics!!! You star!!!
Im loving you Mayo right now <3
Secondly i just thought of something regarding mayo's post.
"I have the ability to catch the phrases, hold them in sanctuary until they are well, and re-release them back into their natural habitat. I must let them go. Captivity will only foster anxiety, increasing the pacing…the back and forth search for limits.
It is there that they will live out the duration of their lives.
p.s. is it ridiculous to consider the possibility?"
Do you mean us Mayo? I mean like, you hold our words close to you but you have to let them go now because "captivity will only foster anxiety" Is that a reference to the drama that has been unfolding over the last few days?
"is it ridiculous to consider the possibility?"
Do you mean the possibility of letting us go or even holding on for us forever?? Or at least trying?
I think you should hold onto the townspeople of mayoville for as long as you can, i mean where else would you find love and warmth like this? Even in our darkest times theres a whole lotta love here.
But Mayo if you keep hold of us you treat us right, you dont play games because the sadist in you finds it amusing watching the drama. If you keep us, you have to be true to us. Kapeesh?
Hope you read this Mayo, hope i have cracked what you are talking about in your post.
It would be nice to think you were speaking of us in such a kind nurturing way.
For those that are interested, i went to my job interview today and i think it went really well :)
Although i dont want to be too optimistic just in case, but i do feel it went well and the interviewer had a cold too so my weird bunged up speaking werent a problem haha.
Find out Friday, heres hoping :) I'll be sad to not be on here as much but real life awaits LOL
Celebrate your good interview, we will. Gerard shmexiness is here
You looking at ME with this booful eyeballs, sir?
Good afternoon/evening everyone.
Wendy, if you are still here, I am okay. No tornadoes, we only have some strong thunderstorms last night. Those fuckers didn't even put my power out ha ha.
Yoda you Legend :)
You have made me smile and swoon <3
I especially love the huge one!! where do you find these?
Thanks for celebrating my interview :)
Touched, i am LOL
My little jar of Mayonaise, you disabled the avatar pictures. Fuck yeah. Thank you!! Shame in me, my lovely daughter, how did the interview went? Wendy, sd10, thank you for your concern. I appreciate it.
SIM! Yay for your interview!
BC! Yay for no power outage!
Gerard! Yay for chin stubble! I didn't know you could do it!
Gerard! Boo for having prettier eyes than most girls. Jeez.
SO NOT FAIR!!!
How did my interview went? haha BC have you just woke up sweetie?
How are you? i missed you
It went good!!! read my comments above for details haha im too tired to type :)
Look what sweet yoda did to celebrate my good interview!!!
He brought me Gerard smexiness :)
Yay for yoda
Gerard! Yay for chin stubble! I didn't know you could do it!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha thats the funniest thing i have heard all day!!!
Yay for x_x you witty girl :)
Sd10, thank you for the concern. I know I just said it, but I will say it again. Thank you!! Gerard sure has beautiful eyes doesn't he? I have to admit, I like some chin stubble on him.
You looking at ME with this booful eyeballs, sir?
I can just imagine yoda with his little yoda voice hitting on MR Way with that phrase :) Haha what a random fucked up picture that would be haha :)
Gerard could be the next covergirl spokesmodel with those eyes.
Shame in me, I just talked to you last night. How can you miss me already? Lol. Yes, I did get up a few minutes ago. I slept late last night, as always. Almost four in the morning to be exact. I hope the interview went well. Best of luck to you my lovely. I'm doing okay right now. How about you? :)
Lol, he sure could anon.
Gerard could be the next covergirl spokesmodel with those eyes.
Scary, but ain't that the damn truth?
SO NOT FAIR!!!
is it true? mayo, you took down the pics?
i can't wait to get home to my old man computer and see if i can walk in the door! :D
oh, thank you so much, mayo!
♥
maybe i'll see you guys later!
Haha he should definitly be on the maybelline mascara adverts, i mean c'mon its the 21st century boys wear make up, why are there no shmexy boys in the make up ads? Hahaha it would make T.v viewing a whole new experience haha i would be tuning in just for the adverts :P LOL
I may start a campaign!!!
BC, i dont know, im just happy to see you. I wanted you too feel loved :( *feels sheepish*
Toujours hope that you can enter the house later :) I have my fingers crossed for you :)
I hope so squeak squeak. Take care!
Shame in me, thinking of starting a campaign already? :D
Aww thank you shame in me. I do feel loved (I hope) I am happy to see you too!
ignore me, im so deliriously tired and ill that i have gone insane!!!
And yes, campaign i will :) its a good cause dont ya think? LOL
Hi girls!
How are you doing?
Frank says How dare you post pics of Gerarrrrd and betray me!
Forgive me, you must, Frankie.
Hello hello Siobhan-san. How are you?
Yoda, hello there. I happen to enjoy the Gerard pictures. How can I ignore that shame in me? You have such a good heart. I appreciate those kind words. Are you still tired lovely? Is your illness getting any better?
*POSTCARD FROM THE POOLHOUSE*
Dear Mayo, SS, and rest of the Family,
Having a wonderful time, enjoying the cool, quiet darkness and seclusion of the pool house! Mayo, I hope you don't mind, we brought the cats and bunnies with us. They've been very good and haven't made a mess anywhere.
However, a small lamb who claims to be Shaunette's baby sister has made herself a home on one of the lounge chairs in the corner. She says her name is Sparkle, and she wandered in looking for "shiny things". ???
Anyway, we've been reading a lot, watching pirated cable on that TV that's in the kitchenette, and--oh yeah, Mayo, I meant to ask you: what are these, um, "special" DVDs of yours? They're all in unmarked boxes, but they have your name on them. Yep, they say "Harold Beansnapper, aka Mr Pumpernickel".
Hey, SS, you know how I'm always asking if you're taking care of yourself? The poolhouse is a great place to unwind. You may want to consider moving in for a few days after we've left. You could sleep, relax, meditate, whatever. Just take some alone time and recharge. It certainly has done wonders for me.
To the Family members who've left messages on our machine: thank you for your sweet words and funny comments! We appreciate you guys checking on us. And for the others of you who've been thinking of us, thank you too for being concerned. We're doing fine, much better than before.
Finally, thanks to you, Mayo, for letting us crash out here. We'll clean it before we leave. And you didn't even charge us rent! What a guy. :)
I think we'll be moving back in the big house tomorrow. The cats are going stir-crazy, and we're missing you guys.
(Geez, good thing I used the extra super-sized ginormous postcard, hunh? This thing is HUGE!)
love and kisses to all!
J (and L from the lounger!)
haha
Yoda dont let Frank bully you like that.
Poor Yoda :( *pats head*
Sorry for making you betray your master but i very much appreciated it.
Thanks yoda
Hi, my BC! I'm doing fine. Thanks for asking. What about you?
Hi SIM! How are you? Do you feel better today?
Hi Yoda! Nice to meet you. It's s funny reading your comments. You make me laugh. Thank you!
Hi OP's! I hope your doing well. Take care!
Illness is still here but its tiredness thats getting me at moment. I cant go bed yet though its only 7.30pm. In an hour or so i think i will.
Hey siobhan :)
BC what do you have planned for today?
OP L and J, I hope you guys are having a great time. I miss you already
Siobhan-san, last night some storms came rolling in my area, but I'm okay. I'm doing okay, just feel a little uncomfortable because it's still kinda warm outside. Shame in me, plans for today? Well, I was going to get out of the house for a while, but I don't know for sure.
oops
Hi OP's nearly missed you there :) Hope everything is dandy for you two lovely ladies.
how the hell did a party sheep end up in your house? Must have snook in with you after a party here at Mayos haha
So, Mayo disabled the avatars, right?
A good thing actually. I sometimes felt watched by those little faces while I was picking my nose, hehe.
I didn't know there was another party sheep. Siobhan-san, lol. Sometimes I would feel like I'm being watched whenever I post a personal comment O_0
Can you say, X-files?
siobhan you greedy monster haha you arent satisfied with just the pancakes and all the picnic hehe you want bogeys too!!
Siobhan!!! I had a dream about pancakes the night before last!!!! Hahaha i am blaming you.
They were so sweet and yummy that i wanted to love them forever but i gobbled them down now i have pancake babies growing in my tummy :) 0_o
Yoda where are you? Is franky beating you too a pulp? O_o
*suddenly hears x-files theme*
Big Mayo is watching you, BC.*
*insert evil laughter here
Alright, I gotta go work for a bit but before I do....
Mayo, you Sneaky McSneakerson...
What are you up to? Hmmmmm? I saw you back there. I almost have you figured out.
Well, not really, but I wanted to make you twitch just a bit. ^_~
SS,
Alright Mister!
That's it!
I think J & the Princess have gone long enough....
Don't make me yell at you again! Yeah, you're right, I can't. I hope you're okay and you get a chance to come see us either here or on the porch someday soon. Love ya to pieces!
Bye Errbody!
XOXO,
S&V20
P.S. - That little elusive purple creature that keeps running through here belongs to Sdock, so if you should see it......
WHIP THE SHIT OUT OF IT FOR ME! ^_^
You know I had to, PPU.
Gaaaaaaah! Greedy Siobhan is really upset that she wasn't invited to the big dreamy pancake feast.
*showers SIM with sticky maple syrup and starts nibbling*
i wanna hang out at da pool. where is it?
siobhan!!! NOOOO!!!! dont eat me, i have the lurgy :( i wont be tasty.
I would have invited you i promise (even though you would have eaten all my pancakes) But i didnt have your dream phone number :( Im sorry please forgive me.
*offers plate of pancakes*
Oooooo theres thunder and lightning here!!
THE END IS NIGH!
Siobhan, don't scare me like that O_o
Kidding! Big Mayo doesn't scare me :)
*has already swallowed one of SIM's fingers as she sees plate with pancakes, then spits out finger sticks it back on SIM's hand, smiles apologetically and starts eating pancakes*
*sim cries* then chews on own finger a little while just to see what it tastes like hehe
Quick Bc and everyone else, we need to get stacks and stacks of pancakes to fend siobhan off of us!!! Shes a cannibal!!! *looks sheepish*
I didnt say anything siobhan, i promise!! Dum dum dee dee
*HELP*
S O S
*Big Mayo knows the color of your underwear, BC.
*insert creepy voice here
Siobhan-san is on a pancake rampage, isn't she? Lol *Throws a billion stacks of pancakes at Siobhan-san*
Siobhan, Big Mayo knows where YOU live he he ^___^
I find the Big Mayo knowing the color of my undies bit quite disturbing O_o But still, Siobhan, you are making me laugh :D
*starts building fire and ponders what seasoning she uses for the big SIM roast*
You hear that shame in me? Siobhan-san wants to cook you for dinner ^_^
Anything is possible here, BC.
Anything.
Anonymous said...
i wanna hang out at da pool. where is it?
Certainly, I can help you with that.
click me to be transported to the poolhouse
Have a nice day now!
*sim runs for the hills*
Bc if i dont come back tell everyone i love them,, even mayo....
I love you mum!! take cover before siobhans huge mouth gobbles you up!"!!
Shes running around like pacman!!! ARGHHHH!!!!
Fear me, SIM. Fear me.
*evil laughter*
hi, im a retard who can't post a link properly.
Lmao!! Shame in me, I love you too. Run and take cover before pancake-zilla comes and gets you! Lol XD XD
Siobhan, you're scaring me now. :D
Hello information desk anon
Pancake zilla!!! hahahahah ohdear i am gonna run off to my bed before siobhan eats me :) Im really tired :( Love to all of you (((hugs))) xxx
Nah, I'm mostly eating veggies. I hardly eat any meat. Calm down, SIM ;-) Come back from the hills.
*is craving apples now*
Goodnight and sweet dreams shame in me. Lots of love and hugs to you.
Aww, what a pity. Bye SIM. Take care. Sleep tight and when you dream of pancakes you know what you'll have to do.:-)
HELLLOOOO!!! Is anybody home?
Finally, I have the place to myself.
Okay, Now I'm bored.
I'm here anonymous.
And yes, it is boring here right now.
Gerard could be the next covergirl spokesmodel with those eyes.
I actually lol'd. Thank you.
How are you guys?
hello everyone!!
mayo may have disabled the pics but my computer is slow as fuck tonight!!
anyway we all good??
mayo are you good??
SS?
ok i'm done!
Hello hello CTV, faraway. How are you guys? I'm doing pretty good.
Hello FASC, and BC. How's it going?
I'm doing okay CTV. How about you?
fine BC i'm just hanging and catching up! all chilled out freshly showered in my pjs. its 21.49 here just incase you thought i was crazy!!
Faraway, that's good. Which reminds me, I have to shower in a bit. It looks like there's another possible storm heading my way as well.
Since it is pretty quiet around here, I thought you might want to play a little game. It is called Superheros, Supervillians and Superpowers. Using Mayo, SS and possibly other posters here, we could come up with some fun names and powers for them to have.
My superhero would be MayoMan and his powers would be super spreadability, like a large gelatinous web to catch criminals in.
Anyone else want to play?
ha ha, that sounds like fun anonymous. This is lame as hell, but my name for Mayo would be SuperMayo. He has the uncanny ability to avoid questions being thrown at him and also has the ability to bounce them off at any given time. Possibly I should call him the Teflon Mayo :D
Maybe costumes would be fun as well. I would love to see SS in tights with a mask.
MayoMan also has the ability to take on any appearance. He is a man of mystery.
Only 30 more minutes of work!!!
Fuck yes.
super spreadability 0_0
SS, in a mask and tights. Hmmm. How about just a mask? ;)
Well, I got finish up some stuff here, but I will see everyone in a little bit.
^^ That would be kinda funny
MayoMan anon, exactly. He is like a chameleon. He can be anyone here O_o
Take care Anima!
I would love to see SS in tights with a mask.
Quoted for major truth.
I think MayoMan would have a white spandex outfit, kind of like Freddy Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody. I'm not sure about a cape though since he doesn't fly.
god its slow in here tonight isn't it!!!
erm on the super hero front......mayo is the porn king and SS is the love god and together they make the perfect partnership fighting shitty love/sexless relationships across the universe!!!
jesus fucking christ i'm sorry guys!! brain is sadly not functioning on the correct level tonight!
hey but it might work??? if you can have porn (during those few moments before she opens my pants) + true love (its all about the love) = fucking heaven! hurray! may be this was the purpose of all this????????
Yes, that's right. A jar of Mayonaise cannot fly. The thought of it makes me laugh though. What about a mask?
Faraway, have you been drinking too much coffee? :D
red wine BC. bit not much only 2 glasses but i think it has made me think very stupid thoughts!!
BUT not bit very obviously!!
Faraway, let's blame it on the wine then, lol. Superhero anon, are you still here?
real identity of mayonaise
U have been found out!
Mayo's superhero ability? Oh hell, that's easy. He has the mystical ability to make a group of people run mad en masse with a few words and a single click of his mouse.
SS's superhero ability is the direct opposite, as with a few words and a click of his mouse he calms the masses.
TOGETHER THEY FIGHT CRIME!*
*Talk to people on the internet. :D
That pretty much sums it up K.
Anonymous, that video made me laugh XD. Also, learn how to spell. It's you, not U.
oh kapunua you are right! damn goes my porn/love perfect sex life shit!!
and anon re that vid!! please no! ok!
off now guys!
lots of love to all.
Faraway, I'm guessing another anon was trying to start shit, but I admit, that video was kinda funny. :/
Lots of love to you faraway. Goodnight to you :)
BC get on aim for a sceond its important :)
okay
Goodnight FASC.
Hey Mayo, I'm home from work. What a day. I will spare you the details because I it will bore you to death.
I do have a question though, why do people have to make everything so complicated? It really drives me nuts that I have 10 different steps to accomplish one task. And it's not just one task, it's a handful of things that have 10 steps each. It is ridiculous and a waste of fucking time.
So anyhoo, how was your day? Do anything exciting? Did you work, did you play? Did you bake more chicken for that bun?
Hi there Anima
Kapunua said...
Mayo's superhero ability? Oh hell, that's easy. He has the mystical ability to make a group of people run mad en masse with a few words and a single click of his mouse.
SS's superhero ability is the direct opposite, as with a few words and a click of his mouse he calms the masses.
Awww...they complement each other perfectly.
Hi anon.
Mayo, just re-reading your post. Something else has come to mind and it may be totally off the wall, but oh well, here is what I was just thinking.
I'll get straight to the point.
To start you talking about eating it up (whether metaphorically or truthfully - as in someone served you the chicken sandwich and you had to eat quickly before you said something you'd regret or by 'eat'ing it up, you mean your words.)
Either way, I believe you pause and think, other times it just comes pouring out. It's in your head but you hold it backmust, and will, refrain and then once mature you have to let it go Captivity will only foster anxiety.
Regardless of the outcome (if you said it before or after thinking) you realize that whatever it was, it had to be said. You can't take it back, but all the while still finding your limits. And in someway it (your words) will always be out there. Living, breathing living out the duration of their lives.
Maybe? Kind of? Not even close? :)
*sorry, i'm missing a ton of words. :)
This is not to anyone in particular, but with the recent events, I am trying my best to hold the peace together. I am fed up with the drama. I am lurking at the other blogs (I will not mention them here) and I am disappointed to see some anons posting threatening comments. I am disappointed, although people can say what they like.
If we think we are better than buzznet, no we are not.
Wha?
-Not feeling so good.
I'm sorry Anima, but I am getting fed up with people walking on eggshells. I consider Andrea to be a good friend, and now she is getting some mean comments. This drama needs to stop already.
If we don't address this problem directly, instead of just going to other blogs, it will only continue to get bigger. I prefer to address the problems.
BC, I totally understand. Just breathe for a bit.
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I haven't seen what you are talking about.
Do you think the people posting are regulars here or could it be someone on the outside trying to stir something up?
Id just like to say before i go to bed for a second time tonight hehe
that we are all fighting so hard to keep Mayos place safe and rid it of unsavoury people or whatever you want to call it but none of you are coming here anymore?
Everyones segregated into other blogs and thats cool but we should all still come here, those of us with hi speed net of course.
It just doesnt make sense to fight so hard and protect mayos if you all would rather be elsewhere.
It makes me sad. What if mayo sees that no-one is around really anymore and thinks fuck it?
I mean you dont have to come here and spill anything important etc just come here and have fun, otherwise what is the point?
I know there are other homes we all frequent but we cant forget where we came from and i will stay at mayos till the end.
I dont like seeing it so slow and empty.
And i hope Blogger pulls there finger out of their ass and sorts out whatever the hell is wrong with it.
Thanks for reading.
Night night love to you all xxx
so where is me burnley bird. i brought a bottle of white lightening and a stack of fags.
sitting on me trolly listeing to me tunes, waiting for me burnley bird. gonna go on de rob.
where are you
Hi to whoever is here.
I have been guilty of lurking. I hate all the arguing that is going on and I just prefer to keep a low profile until it is over.
Also, many people are having difficulty loading this page. It has been easier while this has been going on to keep them compny at DM out on the porch.
I am sorry for not being aroung more but I hate the confrontation.
Anima, I shall breathe, but I want to address a few things first.
No one wants to address the problem directly? I don't give a flying fuck. I will. I read the anon comments, I read the regulars' comments, I seen the childish behavior. All of it is very disappointing. Some of you want us to continue to be a BlogBelieve family? Then what the hell is with the finger pointing and accusations against each other? I do not give a shit about impostors or other bullshit like that. This is only just a fucking blog. More unnecessary divide and conquering is at work here.
Mayonaise's blog is open to EVERYONE and whether we like it or not, we will always have anons. You cannot, or never will, change that.
If we cannot allow newcomers to join us, we are no better than the high school cliques are we? No. And it is a damn shame.
We cannot consider ourselves to be a family if we let this drama shit split us apart, now can we? No
I just want the family back, because this is getting fucking ridiculous.
Now I have said what I have needed to say. I am done.
Goodnight SIM. Sweet dreams.
Okay, I just need to say a few things. I hope not to offend anyone.
I hate to start this way, but shit happens.
I believe everyone is responsible for their own life. Out in the world, people are going to fuck with you and try to beat you down. Sometimes you do not deserve it.
Other times, just maybe you brought in on yourself. Whatever the case may be, you need to know when you need to walk away and re-evaluate.
I know we care a lot about each other here, but it is the Internet. The chances of me actually meeting one of you and hugging you in person is pretty slim. (Please do not take any of this the wrong way, I'm just being realistic).
We all need companionship; wherever that may be, but we also need physical embrace, and people/animals there physically there to support us.
I guess, what I'm trying to say is...if someone is having problems with vicious behavior on the Internet, they need to walk away, talk to someone near. Stop posting. Open a new blog and talk to your friends - the ones you made on the Internet - and walk out of the drama with your head held high.
If their are deeper issues, get some help.
Anima, I agree. And I am also getting fed up with the conspiracy theories towards Alie or anyone else for that matter. It's ridiculous. I believe those are one of the things that are slowly driving us apart, and I am getting fed up with it.
I hate the confrontation to miss T :( it makes me sad but i am just trying to have fun and not get caught in the drama i just widh people would return and have fun cause after all it is just a blog.
Secondly i second what BC said...
Thirdly I wish we could all go on holiday or have a big party and try and get the fun back into it all regardless of who said what and who is who.
Hope people understand what i mean.
whenmayo posts a new blog we should have an impromptu party yeah>? while everyone can get into the blog?
Anybody like that idea? If so take it too dm see what people think. I have to go bed so if mayo post soon and you guys have a party have some vodka for me and kiss the party sheep :)
Hehe
BRMS!!! My lovely scally boyfriend you are back yay!!! I will see you around sweet thing :) Mwayhahaha
Also, with the other blogs, you can consider me "terminated". This is the only blog where you will see me at from now on. I am through with the unnecessary drama.
Painkillers kicking in. THis is me with a HUUUGE smile. ^_____^
Goin on AIM till House comes on. Care to join? :D
*there are* fuck.
My above post was not to be harsh. You know how much I care about all of you. I need you. I really do and you all get that.
Everyone has the opportunity to make amends. But it has to go both ways. Things have to change after apologies are said - otherwise it means shit.
I also understand that this is not our house. Things that othesr have to say should be taken elsewhere. Posting as 'anon' is chickenshit, but it is what it is. Childish behavior doesn't get anyone anywhere.
-Sorry BC, I'm totally babbling. I'm just trying to help.
me heart skipped a beat when you said me name bird. you make me day.
it is late in these dark burnley streets so i will push you home in our trolly of love and you can swig away. dont forget to save me a drag on oyur fag.
i will take you back ome untill tomorrow night bird. night burnley bird me sweet pea
burnley rocks my socks off
Shame in me, dude, we need to throw a party for sure. I miss them.
Hello everyone,
So if we are going to rant I guess I will be next.
So my computer is broken and over the weekend my Internet went out. So I can be here as much as I use to.
But over the past few days I had been feeling like I didn't belong her anymore. I had thought about leaving. Not just because of the fighting between family members. Or the over reacting to situations.
I won't go into my other reason for wanting to leave. Those are personal.
But I am getting sick of this constant fighting. The constant wondering if that nasty anon is one of our regulars and who is it.
As far as I'm concerned a nasty anon is a nobody. Whether it be a visiting asshole or a regular. I still don't believe that a regular is a nasty anon. But if they are I will not hold that against them. I have no proof of who it is or why they feel the need to do that.
I DON'T CARE. IF A REGULAR DECIDES TO PAST NASTY SHIT AS AN ANON THAN JUST TREAT THEM LIKE YOU WOULD ANYOTHER ANON. IF YOU NEED TO DECUSS THE MATTER WITH THEM DO IT PRIVATELY PLEASE
Problems between two family members should be kept between those two people. No one else should get involved no matter how much you like one of the people involved.
Because the picking sides is tearing this place apart.
OHMYFCKINGOD!!!!! LOL thats the funniest shit ever brms!!
The trolley of love *swoon* :)
id come on aim kap but i need bed now hope to chat to you propa soon tho.
BRMS i put that "propa" in just for you haha xxx
P.S. Just for the record, (it's been said at DM's before) I was chickenshit when I posted stuff to 'May.' I felt really bad, but she just got under my skin.
Also, I was the Clown Vuncher the other night. I wanted Sharpie and Kool-Aid to play, but it didn't work. I suck as an anon. ^_^
Anima, I had a stressful day earlier, so please forgive me if I sounded angry on my comments. I needed to let it all out. and if something bothers me, you better believe that I will say it. I am happy that you are trying to help. I just want us to be a family again.
I just want this to be over and done with, although I could go for some Tylenol right now lol
i am sharpie and i dont think i was there thats why :) i didnt play bye everyone
Because the picking sides is tearing this place apart
MJ, that's pretty much the reason why I tried to stay away from the drama. I don't like picking sides. I consider everyone here as equals. But to be honest, when all of this was going on, I would come to Mayo's, wanting to talk to someone, only to see that the others were in the other blogs. I felt a bit left out because I would be the only one here at the time.
Oh, and whoever left that mean comment over at Andrea's, you are a bloodsucking asshole.
BC, no apologies necessary.
Martha, that made a ton of sense to me. I really hate drama. Try to avoid it.
I understand BC. I haven't been feeling the love to much for this place. And I have my reasons for not posting (not past) on DM too much.
I just think i won't be around here to much for a while. Like I had been in the past. People should know how to find me if they need to.
*Actually, I think a lot of us have said that.
nex time then, SIM?
Anima, that was you? Ohhh, i wanted to be Kool Aid but I think I was touching up that poem I posted and then going to bed.
But you never know what could happen later if a bunch of us get on AIM. Right now it's just me, Fim and MissT.
And me on these painkillers? Who knows what coul dhappen? Mayo, apologies in advance, Bratwurst. ;D
MJ,same here. The other day I said that I hated this place, and I actually do on some days. If the drama keeps up, I might stay away from here for a while. I guess we will see what happens next.
Painkillers, K? Is your leg bothering you again?
Hi RW
P.S. Mayo, Family, I'm not bailing. I just have some articles to print out.
Maybe I will try and multi-task. That's going to be tough.
But if you lose me, I'm researching or poisoning my lungs.
Hello BC :) How are you tonight?
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