Saturday, January 5, 2008

For now...this bit of my bad, bad wit.

The magician is in the kitchen
Cooking up some fun
Pasteurize the chicken
Then put it on a bun
Load it up with sauce
And then
Put it on a plate
Eat it up and smile again
Before it is too late.

Now ask…too late for what?











The rhythm of my thoughts is calming. The grainy cadence of my voice is a constant reminder that I must, and will, refrain. It rains and it pours, beating the pattern like a tambour in my skull. The words are fugacious, and conservation is my priority. I have the ability to catch the phrases, hold them in sanctuary until they are well, and re-release them back into their natural habitat. I must let them go. Captivity will only foster anxiety, increasing the pacing…the back and forth search for limits.

It is there that they will live out the duration of their lives.



p.s. is it ridiculous to consider the possibility?

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Kassiopeia said...

Hi FASC,

SIM, I'm seeing them at the Bristol Academy - there's about 10 of us going so I reckon we could 'take' his bodyguards and have us some sweet Leto ass!

And a coupla days before/after I'm going to see 'Charlie from Busted' playing with Fightstar. All the teen idols deperately scrabbling for credibility....

Kass xx

Shame in me said...

Hahaha it was nice BC im not crushing on him or anything so i was suprised he popped up in my dream. Hes sexy though. I damn well cant wait to see 30stm play its gonna be amazing they are the best thing i have heard since MCR, probably just as good in my book. Wooo!!!!

Kass the fightstar stuff aint too bad i have heard somethings by them and there is just a stigma attached to that band cause of where they came from but its not like i ever pay attention to what other people think anyway haha.

BC what story you writing? the one we discussed other night :D?

Hey fasc how are you?

Kassiopeia said...

I shall try and go with an open mind, SIM.

And now I'm just going, so "Goodnight"!

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

It sounds like a nice dream shame in me. Kass, I hope you have a great time at the show. You too shame in me. As for the story, it's not the one we were talking about the other day. This one is entirely different :)

Shame in me said...

Ooooo sounds intriguing sweetie :)

Bye Kass!!!!

Bc will you be on later on? i didnt get up till 4pm so i can stay awake tonight as long as i dont feel more ill that is.

Did you have any dreams lastnight? I dream nearly every night now, so i have started a dream diary this year :)

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, I may post some of the story, but at this point, I am not entirely sure. I made my profile private and I tend to keep it that way, so we'll see how it goes. I will try to get on later, but I may go back in sleep in a few minutes. I am tired. As for dreams, I had a really weird one the other day, but I prefer to talk about it on AIM instead of here. I also started using a dream diary. It really helps.

Shame in me said...

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!

They just rang i have my induction Sunday!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Sorry about that

I feel like running around haha :)

BC sweey dreams if you go to sleep my dear and we will chat later :)

Anonymous said...

"I wish this guitar was Yoda", Frankie thought.

Shame in me said...

Wheres yoda so i can celebrate? Hehe

Shame in me said...

yoda you are here yay!!! i got the job :)

Anonymous said...

Congrats, SIM!

Happy you got the job, Frankie is.

Anonymous said...

Yoda is doing a happy dance for you. Unce unce unce.

Shame in me said...

awww thanks Yoda and thanks Frankie for smiling so hard for me :) Yay

i may join you in your dance yoda :) feel free to visit me at my new job yoda :) Its in a supermarket so you can have food if you like although what do you eat yoda? and dont say frankie hehe

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, you got the job?! Congrats!! *big hugs* That's awesome! Yoda, where have you been? Thank you for the pictures :)

Shame in me said...

Thanks BC!!! Money here i come :) yay

Anonymous said...

Your welcome! Ha ha shame in me. "Money here I come?" Lol

Shame in me said...

it means exactly what it says :) No more scraping to get by, lots of concerts and other things that make SIM happy yay!!!

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, that's great! *more big hugs*


BC is currently listening to Cradle of Filth while not trying to doze off. Zzzzz


BC can also stand for B-cup. ;p

Fimble Star said...

wahooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

just popped in to say YAY, i reported the issus that we are having to blogger last night and i have just got a reply saying they are going to look into it and fix the bugs. hpefully you will be able to get back into casa de mayo.
if everyone reports the same i problem to blogger then hopefully they will fix it.
bring on the mayonaise lol

hello everyone,

burnley - conratulations hun, bring on the money. i will catch you later and chat ok. i have to go now but everyone have a splendid day

bye bye

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, here's some part of my story. I hope you like it. I wanted to show it to Miss T, but I'll do that in a bit. She suggested that I'd take up writing as a profession and this school I'm going to apply to is a arts and media college, and one of my potential majors is creative writing. Please tell me what you think:

Out in the empty wilderness, all was quiet. The only sounds emitting were the rapid gasps of someone attempting to run. In the corner of the visible sky stood the peaking glimpse of the sun. Dawn was beginning to rise. And soon, sunlight would bring it’s warm, earthly light onto his part of the world.



This is the only part of the story you will read...for now ^___^

Anonymous said...

Hello hello fimble. You sound chipper today don't you? :)

Shame in me said...

Fimble you star you are fixing mayo!!!! yay!!! and yes chat later i slept till 4pm today for you ;)

BC B cup? hahahaha lmao thats random but funny as fuck :)

Wheres my little yoda gone? Are you ok Yoda?

Shame in me said...

BC your story sounds good so far :)

I hope it goes along the vampirous lines we spoke of that giggly night hehe

Anonymous said...

SIM, that is AWESOME! I'm so glad for you! :D Does this call for a blog party?

Party at Mayo's house tonight? With perhaps a DJ on the porch? And a grill out there too?

I'll be home tonight since I can't go to Kung Fu (just returned from chiropractor who located a few of the problems I've been having and I guess I have to not be kicking things for a bit. I'm so tired of being injured.) So maybe, blog party?

*Throws a rock at the window of Mayo's tower, a note attached to it reads, "Hey, are you okay my little corn niblet?"

Anonymous said...

B-cup is another way to say my name besides BC he he ;)
Now I want to go back to sleep. Night night shame in me. I'll be back in another hour or so. Take care my lovely, but lazy daughter lol

Anonymous said...

Thank you shame in me. As far as vampiric subjects is concerned, my story will be full of them, although it might not be obvious at first. (Vampires. Can't live without them lol) The main character is going to remain nameless for now, but it's some dude. Hi there K. A blog party sounds good. When was the last time we had one? My little corn niblet? That term of endearment made me smile :)

Shame in me said...

BC!!! Lazy daughter? I have just got a job!! and you still arent happy with me? I want a divorce hehe only kidding :) Nite nite dear :)

Kapunua thanks so much :) Blog party sounds good!!!! I have never attended a blog party before :(
Hope that mayo updates today so everyone can get in.
Hear that Mayo?

Sorry to hear about your leg, sciattica is awful. Iv had it once or twice but my mum gets it real bad sometimes she cant walk cause of it.

How long will you be inactive for Kapunua?

Anonymous said...

BC is actually looking forward to going back to school and finishing her college ejamucation(Education)...for the first time in her entire life. O_o

Although she is disappointed this school does not have criminal justice(Fuck!) Ah. Oh well.

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, I am no where near happy with you. I want to file for a divorce!! I am going to file the papers in the morning Lol ;p

Get well K. And take it easy on the injury :)

Be back later guys. Take care

anima said...

SIM, I am so happy for you!!
Congrats!

Anonymous said...

Hey again everyone. Just found out that my sister in law's dad just passed away.


Funeral arrangements are already being prepared.

anima said...

BC, I am so sorry to hear the news. Please take care of yourself.

Shame in me said...

*cries* BC that was mean :( I hope you didnt mean it.

Thanks Anima!!! I am so happy about it woooooo!!!

I just found a pic of Jared in a priest suit, *sigh* why do these handsome men do such a thing to me?
Its torturous.
Its random too, cause i never like men in priest uniforms. When did i accuire this taste? I'll shut up now...dum dum dee dee...

Shame in me said...

Oh shit BC, im so sorry my love, fuck, come on aim anytime if you need an ear and a shoulder.
I love you.
You are in my thoughts dear.

:(

Anonymous said...

Anima, thank you. In a little while, I'm gonna call her and give my condolences. I think she's working right now. Wendy is the only one who knows this, but last night I told her that some of my sis in law's family were fighting over something involving this situation. Ugh, let's just say it's a bit fucked up right now.
My poor sister in law doesn't even know about the fighting.

Anonymous said...

Awww no, my dear shame in me, of course I didn't mean it. I was joking *hugs*

Aww thanks for the the condolences shame in me. I may need to talk to you on AIM in a while when I can. I'll be okay. I'm more worried about my sis in law. It seems the situation is only gonna get a bit more complicated. When something like this happens, all of the trivial shit doesn't matter. No one expected the disease to come so damn fast.

And I found out that he passed away naturally. He wasn't on life support because it seems the doctors knew he wasn't going to live that long. But I guess it's a good thing he's not suffering anymore.

Shame in me said...

awww im glad he is no longer suffering anymore, and of course that it was a natural progression.

Im here when you need me dear :(

Hopefully all the fighting is done with. I really hope so.

JocelynHolly said...

PH,
Young lady, you have a super day at school today.
*hugs and hands over a pcked lunch full of PP's massive chocolate stash*


Pickled Possum, thank you sweetie for the lunch! I actually had to come home from school early today due to the fact that I feel like I'm about to throw up any minute, but then I swallow it. Ewww.

PH, I'm glad I caught you. Sorry I missed you the other day. I'll still accept your work even though it is late. If you want to drop this class maybe you can sign up for my next semester class entitled SS: The Man, The Myth. Please wait until the new textbook comes out this spring. The 2007 edition is written in Latin, but the 2008 edition will be in English. We hope to attract many more students this way as few actually know the Latin language. Thank you again for your interest in my class. I'm leaving for the day so I'll say goodbye to you.

Prof. I will submit my answers to the test later tonight. Sound good? I cannot wait till the next course. Please save a copy of the 2008 text book for me, mmkay?

Anonymous said...

Thank you shame in me. You are the wing beneath my wings lol ^_^
I do hope the fighting will stop, but apparently, some of the family members are planning on moving sometime after the funeral. How fucked up is that? My mom couldn't believe it O_o

Hey there my young grasshopper. How are you? *hugs*

JocelynHolly said...

Mayonaise,

it seems like it is just you and I my sweet. I'm sorry for rambling on earlier about people buying mayo at my work. I've run out of things to say. What other option was there? I basically spend all of my free time working.

I hope that you aren't overtiring yourself, working, and doing family stuff. Every now and then, we all need some time off. I think it's an essential part of life to have some down time. =] Did you watch LA Ink last night? I seriously thought Kat Von D was pregnant, so when she said she was kidding, I was actually sad! More people in today's society need to have children. I don't know if I ever will. Could you imagine pushing a 10 lb turkey out of you? No, because you're a dude! That's why I feel sorry for my sister, you know? She's due in 5 weeks today. I'm excited, and scared. Do you have any nieces or nephews? Or do you have any kids? I don't know how old you are, so you might be too old or too young for kids right about now.

You really are a mystery to me. It doesn't bother me, really. The only thing that bothers me is that you could be like my brother, for all I know. But seriously, he isn't as cool as you, so I highly doubt that. You're much more easy to talk to.

I feel like I never address you, hence the reason I'm talking to you now, and earlier this morning. I'd love to serve you at work one day. You could order like a teen burger combo, with fries, onion rings, poutine, or a salad. The teen burger is HUGE. It has lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, mayo, ketchup, and mustard. You'd like it. Because it does have MAYONNAISE on it!

I'm just going to shut my mouth right now, sound good?

All my love;
- 007
<3

P.S. People probably showed up while I was writing this long ass comment worth nothing, so hello all! =]

JocelynHolly said...

BC, paperheart is sick. How are you? =]

Anonymous said...

Aww teddy bear. I'm sorry to hear that. Get well soon grasshopper *hugs*

Me? I'm okay, but a family member just passed away early this morning I believe and some of the other members are fighting over it :(

JocelynHolly said...

Thanks BC! *HUG*

I'm very sorry to hear about your family member. My condolences. *HUG*
Why are other members of your family fighting, if you don't mind me asking?

Shame in me said...

Paperheart i loved your post to mayo :) especially the line "can you imagine pushing a 10lb chicken out of you? Corse you cant you are a dude" Hahahaha thats just a classic :)

Sorry to hear you are ill chick :(

Anonymous said...

Thank you grasshopper *hugs*
As for what they were fighting about, I am not entirely sure. I'm only getting bits and pieces but it's complicated.

Anonymous said...

SIM, yeah, a party in your honor! It'll be cool. How 'bout that?

Paperheart:

More people in today's society need to have children.

I gotta disagree with you there, darl'. Less people need to have children. We don't even have the resources to take care of the ones we have now. (Six billion miracles are enough!) I know people who squeeze one out every year or so and then don't bother to take care of them. Do people really need to pass their DNA on? Aren't values more important than genes? That's why there should be more adoptions! And the adoption process shouldn't be such a pain. Anyone with functioning bits can pop some kids out and let them grow up to be common, just another person. But to really raise a child, you don't need to have one. We're so overpopulated as it is. What's the world gonna be like in fifty years? Twenty? The thought of it scares me.

Anonymous said...

K, I'm gonna have to agree with you. There's already too many kids that are in need and then, when adults do decide to have them, you hear things about kids getting abused, molested, neglected, etc etc. I believe this, if you want to have kids, you better have the emotional and financial needs to take care of them. If you don't, then you are pretty much fucked up.

JocelynHolly said...

Paperheart i loved your post to mayo :) especially the line "can you imagine pushing a 10lb chicken out of you? Corse you cant you are a dude" Hahahaha thats just a classic :)

lol. Thanks SIM!

Thank you grasshopper *hugs*
As for what they were fighting about, I am not entirely sure. I'm only getting bits and pieces but it's complicated.


Awwh.. Sometimes these things just happen. I'm sure that things will get better for you. *HUG*

gotta disagree with you there, darl'. Less people need to have children. We don't even have the resources to take care of the ones we have now. (Six billion miracles are enough!) I know people who squeeze one out every year or so and then don't bother to take care of them. Do people really need to pass their DNA on? Aren't values more important than genes? That's why there should be more adoptions! And the adoption process shouldn't be such a pain. Anyone with functioning bits can pop some kids out and let them grow up to be common, just another person. But to really raise a child, you don't need to have one. We're so overpopulated as it is. What's the world gonna be like in fifty years? Twenty? The thought of it scares me.

That's true. But I was talking with my teacher, and he was saying that there are more older people in my neighbourhood than younger people. I guess my area just needs to be more populated. The thought of what the population will be fifty years from now scares me too.

Shame in me said...

Kapunua i am in full agreement with you on that one.
Here in the UK it seems all the people with bad genes (i.e/ violent, lazy, benefit scrounging, no morals, no beliefs, no sense of human nature or nurture) all these people breed at an alarming rate for their "cash bonuses".
Kids from these families grow up without love, without care, without discipline :( its a sorry state of affairs here in the UK.
Theres a Willie Nelson song called "i've seen all the world i care to see" and theres a line in it that goes like this
"seeds that grow in loveless gardens, fruits of such will bitter be"
i think that sums up exactly what these kids will grow up like.
I constantly ask myself where all the good people have gone.
And as for the state of the earth, god i could rant about that for months. The world couldnt cope with anymore children, hell it cant even cope at the moment.
We are destroying our home. We have become a parasite on the skin of our home and what do you do if you have a parasite? you get rid of it. The crazy weather is just proof that mother earth is annoyed. If only people would listen, countries like China and the USA that are destroying the atmosphere :/ sorry im ranting ...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and so many people do it, it's so irresponsible. I actually know people who have children to show off, to save a marriage, to pawn in a marriage, to be like their friends who have children (to not be left out,) for sympathy, to pass on their DNA etc. People make the decision so lightly. I wish adoption were easier.

SS, I left a note for you at your door; I hope you don't think that's inappropriate and I hope you don't mind. It's nothing spectacular and it's all right if you've got a postman who reads it. ^_^

Anonymous said...

But I was talking with my teacher, and he was saying that there are more older people in my neighbourhood than younger people.

That sounds ideal. ;D

No, but these things go in phases. In five, ten years young families will move into the neighborhood. Once one comes along, others usually follow. Through generations neighborhoods grow old, grow sparse and then repopulate. The only thing is that lately they've been repopulating, repopulating, and repopulating again. You know?

I just wish adoption was easier. DNA doesn't matter; I mean I know it's a primal urge to pass on one's genes and all, but logically you can overlook that and see that it's values that are more important than DNA. You know? But they make it so difficult.

Shame in me said...

ooo and yes Parrrrtaaaay :) Il be here for at least another 12 hours on and off so bring on the party!! Hope Mayo posts a new post too :)

JocelynHolly said...

Dude, you all make so much sense! Look at all the celebrities who are popping out kids! Nicole Richie and Joel Madden? Hardly knew each other for six months! Britney Spears? Don't even get me started! What about little "innocent" Jamie Lynn Spears? Living with her boyfriend for a year, and her parents WONDER why/how she got pregnant!

Children are blessings, and they shouldn't just be handled or passed around like hot potatoes. I'm all for adoptions. I'd rather adopt than have kids of my own.

Anonymous said...

I think this is what happens when people have too much sex. I blame sex, and the lack of condoms. Lol. But shame in me, yes you brought up a good point, and I am in complete agreement with everything you just said. I want kids, but not until I am absolutely ready to take care of them. If not, adoption will be my next option. I want to adopt a couple of dogs sometime in the future as well.

JocelynHolly said...

I just wish adoption was easier. DNA doesn't matter; I mean I know it's a primal urge to pass on one's genes and all, but logically you can overlook that and see that it's values that are more important than DNA. You know? But they make it so difficult.

^^I whole-heartedly agree with this K.

Shame in me said...

I admire Angelina Jolie for adopting so many children, her thoughts on the matter are the same as mine and i believe that why reproduce when there are so many children in need of a home. Of course i would like my own children someday but i would definitly adopt as many as i could possibly support if i was in a situation too.

JocelynHolly said...

Sorry to debate then run, but I'm going to eat, then try and withstand my last class of the day.

Everyone, I'll see you tonight!

Goodbye SIM, K, and BC!
<3

Anonymous said...

paperheart, exactly. And I see Britney Spears' mother as being an enabler. If that was my daughter, I wouldn't let her live with her boyfriend. Hell no. And look what happened to Jamie Spears. She's 16 and pregnant for crying out loud. I have cousins who are about my age, and they already have two or three kids, and then my younger cousin, who's only 16, gave birth to a little boy earlier this year O_o

It's fucking insane.

Anonymous said...

Take care grasshopper. Honestly, DNA doesn't matter. As long as you raise your kids with morals and values, why should it matter whether your kids are adopted or not?

Anonymous said...

yeah, with life expectancy what it is, there's just no reason for people to be starting so damn young, either. So many people jump right into it; it's madness. Better health and longer life spans mean that we can wait longer. And I think it's cool to have more life experience and really know who the hell you are before you go squeezing one out.

I would prefer to adopt but few agencies are willing to adopt to single women who aren't rich. :/ Once you spend the money on the adoption you have nothing left to put away for college unless you're independently wealthy.

Shame in me said...

bye ph :)

I agree BC, haha i am supremely in rant mode today :) I like feeling like this

JocelynHolly said...

I have cousins who are about my age, and they already have two or three kids, and then my younger cousin, who's only 16, gave birth to a little boy earlier this year O_o

It's fucking insane.


Which is why I wish my sister were older before she got pregnant. She's only 17, and she's due in 5 weeks! Why get pregnant so young, as Kapunua said, if we have a higher life expectancy?

Truly, I am off for now. =]

XoXo<3

Anonymous said...

And I think it's cool to have more life experience and really know who the hell you are before you go squeezing one out.

-------------------------------------
Exactly.

Shame in me said...

I think you would be a great mum Kap :) your kids would certainly have good morals and beliefs :)

Anonymous said...

Hope to see you again tonight grasshopper *hugs*

My mummy actually thinks I'll make a shitty parent^_^

Shame in me said...

Yay im converting BC into a 30stm fan!! mwahahahahaha :)

Anonymous said...

You can try your best shame in me. I did not convert into an MSI fan like alot of ass kissers did because of Gerard, so I will wish you luck in trying to convert me into a 30stm fan. muhahaha

Shame in me said...

Thats terrible BC, im sure you will be a good mum when the time comes

Anonymous said...

SIM, thank you. I hope to be, someday. But I'm only 35 and I've got a few years yet. I still have to go to Japan, Italy, and Transylvania before I settle down. I know I'm not ready to give the rest of my life and every moment of my free time to another person yet; I'm still too selfish with my time.

Oh, are we talking 30STM? Well the difference between MSI and 30STM is that 30STM is a band with actual talent. Incredible talent and imagination.

Hey ho, let's go, I have to do some housework. I'm not supposed to be moving around and stuff, but the dishes and laundry aren't going to do themselves. (LOL, "do themselves.")

Shame in me said...

BC!!! 30stm dont sing of 5 yr olds and faggots they are amazing and intense. I will tell you here aswell as on aim just so you get the point that you cant mention MSI in the same Blog let alone sentence as 30stm. You said you liked the songs i played to you so that is good enough for me. Mwahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

I'm a little too tough to be a mom to be honest, but in reality, I am never going to be one of those girly girls. That is so not me. If I ever have kids, adoption, or conceiving, I can only hope to try to raise them right. That's all I can hope for. When I'm ready of course.

Shame in me said...

I like that you acknowledge that you are too selfish for them yet, if only more people had your sensibility Kapunua :)

I need to go Russia and Seattle before i have younglings, amongst other things.

Hahahaha i am imagining plates and cutlery getting it on now :P and dirty jeans and tops mating hahaha.

Take it easy Kapunua.

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, you just had to be a rat and squeal me out didn't you? Lol.
Never heard 30stm, but I can bet they have actual talent compared to MSI. Thank the gods I didn't see them at PR, and because I arrived late at the venue. Enjoy your chores K :)

Anonymous said...

I have to go to England, Italy, New York, New Orleans, and maybe back to Jersey before I have little BC's of my own. He he

Anonymous said...

When you're dreaming with a broken heart
The waking up is the hardest part
You roll outta bed and down on your knees
And for the moment you can hardly breathe
Wondering was she really here?
Is she standing in my room?
No she's not, 'cause she's gone, gone, gone, gone, gone....

When you're dreaming with a broken heart
The giving up is the hardest part
She takes you in with your crying eyes
Then all at once you have to say goodbye
Wondering could you stay my love?
Will you wake up by my side?
No she can't, 'cause she's gone, gone, gone, gone, gone....

Now do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hand
Do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hand?
Do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hand?
Do i have to fall asleep with roses in my hand?
Would you get them if i did?
No you won't, 'cause you're gone, gone, gone, gone, gone....

When you're dreaming with a broken heart
The waking up is the hardest part

Shame in me said...

John Mayer Lyrics :) Very nice anon.

Meant for anyone special or are you just filling space with such beauty?


And BC you liar i just played them to you how can you say you havent heard them

Hahahaha silly sausage

Anonymous said...

Hi random song lyric anon

Anonymous said...

Silly sausage? Shame in me, you are going to kill me with those silly names!!! O_o
Lmao!!

And yes, I never heard of 30stms before you showed me the videos!

Anonymous said...

Morals? Well if you think disagreeing with God and slamming Him, and being a selfish brat and a total bitch, so much of one that even the most patient people on Earth can't deal with you anymore (you KNOW who I mean) If you think those are 'morals' then you are going to be a great Mom.

Anonymous said...

Longest. Run-on sentence. In the history. Of. The world.

Anonymous said...

Hi anon and anon. Second anon, I agree. Longest run on sentence I ever seen.

Shame in me said...

What the fuck anon? What the hell is your problem?

Get over it. Lets hope you dont breed huh? God bitter much?

Shame in me said...

Since when do you need to be in agreement with God to procreate?
Whats to say that non religious people can be just as good, if not better parents than those who have faith so to speak?

Anonymous said...

God = Mayo = selfish brat would apply

or,

God = GW = total bitch would apply

and,

Him = really cheesy band with a really arrogant singer

capture this void said...

=|

So I came on at the worst possible time.

How is everyone?

Shame in me said...

Can you translate that into english please anon? Nobody was talking about Mayo, or Gerard way having babies. what the hell are you trying to say?

Hey to you ctv!!!! How are you?

Anonymous said...

Shame in me @ 4:02

Exactly. You do not have to worship God to be a good person. Anon, lay off of HIM. I like that band. Hey there CTV. Things were going fine until some dickead dissed K.

capture this void said...

Hello SIM. I heard the good news. Congrats, love.

Hey BC, and hello to anyone else out there.

Anons, lay off please. We've seen too much of this bullshit these days. We don't need to tolerate this crap.

Anonymous said...

There are two things in life that are to be loved and feared.

One is God.

The other is my tongue.

Silly anons! Group hug!

Okee, I go now. Be good to each other while I'm away.

Anonymous said...

No one was even talking about Gerard :/

farawaysoclose said...

hi guys!!!
have i arrived at a bad time??
will have a little catchy up!
hope you are all fab anyway!

Anonymous said...

GV, where have you been? I missed you. CTV, how are you?

Shame in me said...

Thanks CTV :)
and GV how are you honey? are you coming back?

and BC :) "lay off him, i like that band" hahaha thats so funny!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Let's Bury The Fire said...
No one was even talking about Gerard :/

January 9, 2008 4:12 PM


It is oh so fun to bring him up though, don't you think? I think Mayo would appreciate it too.

Anonymous said...

Hi, CTV. ^_^

Anon: El oh el.

Second anon: I didn't find Ville Valo to be arrogant, but I only saw him once. When he smiled, he looked like he meant it. That's about all I can say about that.

So I'm doing my stupid housework and listening to iTunes on random and I song comes on that I realize I really want to share with everyone here.

Somebody Needs You by (who else?) the Lo Fidelity Allstars, featuring Greg Dulli. By now you guys all probably know that I *heart* the Lo Fi's really hard, right? Just give this song a listen. It's so funky and fun. I dance like a freak when I hear this one, (except I can't do my Fancy Girl moves today, blast it all.) Favorite line: "Your body's like a rope, come slip that knot around my throat..." ^___^ Just give it a listen if you feel like something fun and awesome.

You up there, Mayo, my little roasted red pepper? What gives?

capture this void said...

Any sort of discussion involving Gerard nowadays always ends up with me punching a wall.

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, that did sound weird when I was typing it. It sounded like I was referring to one person instead of a band lol :D

"Lay off him. I like that band." Ha!

Anon, I suppose you must be super bored if mentioning Gerard was fun.

Shame in me said...

Anon if your idea of fun is talking about Gerard way and God in riddles then be my guest.
Hope you find talking to yourself fun too cause i doubt anyone will listen to you :)

farawaysoclose said...

congrats SIM btw.
BC sorry about your news.
hello K,CTV,GV,anons who are nice anyone else?????
i'll ask here also, when any of you complained to blogger about people not being able to get into mayos, did you specify it was mayos blog?? i would think you would have to but just want to check.

Shame in me said...

NO BC i got it the first time haha its still funny though.

Kapunua i will give your tune a listen in a few seconds. Think my computer is flat lining haha :(

Anonymous said...

Ohhh is Mayo ignoring you too K? Now you have pissed them BOTH off. Why don't you write a poem about it and GET THE FUCK OVER IT. What did you read that Gerard liked Greg Dully and now you like him too? Your lame attempts at attention getting are childish and immature. LOOK AT MY POEM! LISTEN TO A SONG I LIKE! CHECK ME OUT! LOOK AT WHAT BANDS I LIKE!

Why don't you just SHUT UP for once.

Anonymous said...

hello hello faraway. Thank you. How are you doing?

Shame in me said...

Thanks Fasc!!! the only thing that would make this day more perfect is if Mayo would post :/

Kapeesh mayonaise? My computer will die otherwise and i miss everyone else :(

capture this void said...

Hey Kapunua. How's it going?

I'm actually liking this song. It's nothing like the other songs I listen to, which is a nice change. I'm about to write the title on my arm so I don't forget. Thank you, love.

Shame in me said...

Your lame attempts at attention getting are childish and immature. LOOK AT MY POEM! LISTEN TO A SONG I LIKE! CHECK ME OUT! LOOK AT WHAT BANDS I LIKE!

Why don't you just SHUT UP for once.


How ironic!!! Your lame attempts at attention are childish and immature anon not kapunuas.

LOOK AT ME IM ANON!!! IM ANGRY!!! I TYPE IN BIG LETTERS!!!!

Blah blah blah

Take your own advice mate :)

Shame in me said...

CTV, will that be in sharpie? hehehe

capture this void said...

I don't respond well to rudeness.

Stop it. Show some decency. We've had enough.

Anonymous said...

It makes me laugh everytime one of the regs turns on Kapunua as an anonymous.

I think it's fine you all feel the need to get your frustrations out against her and you can't do it as your regular name because like a preying mantis, she would eat you alive.

I ain't mad atcha.

capture this void said...

Haha, SIM :P

Never Sharpies. Never.

Anonymous said...

Hello, my beautiful ladies!

How are you today?

Anonymous said...

I miss Sharpie! Anon, let me be the first to say, if I had a problem with anyone here, I sure as hell would not hide under an anonymous identity.

capture this void said...

SO ANYWAY.

It's January here in Canada and there's no snow. It's all melted. We've been experiencing some spring-like temperatures lately strangely enough, though I'm not complaining. I'm freaking happy TBH.

Hell yes.

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, pancake-zilla has just arrived!! Lol.

Hello hello Siobhan-san. How are you my beautiful and hyper friend? :D

Shame in me said...

I think its pathetic if any regular gives shit to another regular under an anonymous name. I dont give a shit who does it, its wrong, grow some balls already.

Yeah im talking to you anon!!

Anonymous said...

*is eating delicious 'Gummibärchen'*

farawaysoclose said...

i'm fine BC.
SIM i reckon he'll post tonight but obviously the europeans won't get to read it til the morning.

something to look forward to!!

and anon just quit the bitching yeh??!

Anonymous said...

PAAAAAAAAAAAAANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!!!!

Shame in me said...

"arggggggggggghhhhhhhhh"

*Hides behind BC*

Dont eat me pancake-zilla :/

I hope you ate before you got here or we are all done for!!!

Anonymous said...

Hello, my BC!
Hi there, SIM(roast) *hehe*
Hello Fasc! How are you guys?

capture this void said...

Hey Siobhan. How've you been?

Shame in me said...

This european is gonna be awake when Mayo posts :) At least that is if it is tonight. Im quite excited i have never been here when Mayo has just posted. I may ask him something, i will have to think of a question. I may just get all nervous and say hi!!! LOL

Shame in me said...

Please dont eat me tonight Siobhan :( I just got a job, i cant go in on my first day all chewed up and regurgiatated (sp?) haha

I'll do anything Siobhan just dont eat me :/

Anonymous said...

Hello CTV! How are you?
Long time no type.

I'm doing fine. I've eaten and I'm no threat to anyone here for now.

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, Siobhan, ahh you guys sure do know how to make me laugh :D

Who wants some delicious pancakes?
I'm doing okay, Pancake-zilla. Thank youb for asking. And how are you?

Anonymous said...

You got a job, SIM?
Congratulations!!! *toots on a flute and throws confetti at SIM*

Anonymous said...

I'm a-ok, BC! Thanks for asking.

*is watching 'Queer as Folks' right now. dirty, dirty Siobhan*

Shame in me said...

WOW!!! Flute tooting and confetti?!!! Thankyou sweetie.

Guess this means i am safe for tonight hehe yay!!! I have pancakes with me just in case though.

Where abouts in Canada do you live CTV? I have some cousins in Greenwood, Toronto :) I would love to go Canada one day. Cant believe you are having spring like conditions, we have storms, gales and snow here all at once!!
We had a thunder storm yesterday and shortly after it snowed a little, how is that even possible?

farawaysoclose said...

hi siobhan!

oh i wish i could stay up but i can't!! damn gotta get up early and all. hey if i get up really early then i might catch a late mayo post??

i was nearly around once but that was cos mayo did that uk time for about a month. i loved him doing the uk time thing, made me happy!!

Anonymous said...

Man! What is it about that silly poem that's got you anons' pee in a dazzle? Is it that you can't do one yourself? ^_^

Capture This Void said...

Hey Kapunua. How's it going?

I'm actually liking this song. It's nothing like the other songs I listen to, which is a nice change. I'm about to write the title on my arm so I don't forget. Thank you, love.


I'm so glad you like it! Yeah, the Lo Fi's, I mean with them you never know what the hell you're going to get. Funk, techno, trance, hardcore or their own genre: "Disco machinegun." ^_^ They seriously do a little bit of everything, and it always rules. They're so random. Lemme know if you want more samples of songs. :D

Anonymous said...

It makes me laugh everytime one of the regs turns on Kapunua as an anonymous.

I think it's fine you all feel the need to get your frustrations out against her and you can't do it as your regular name because like a preying mantis, she would eat you alive.


Weird. I was thinking about tattoos today and for a second I was conisdering a preying mantis one. O_O Not for any symbolic reason, just because I love those. Anyway, thanks. :)

Remember guys: party tonight for SIM!

And you know what? Let's make that party for MissT also, because she started a new job today, too! So it'll be the New Job Party!

Anonymous said...

I said what needed to be said.

PEACE.

Anonymous said...

Siobhan-san, that's good. And your welcome. You don't mind me calling you Pancake-zilla? :D

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be funny if Mayo would post a pic of one of his shoes or a sock or his toothbrush?
I think I would die laughing.
It would surely lighten up the mood here a bit, don't you think?

Anonymous said...

Miss T started her new job already? Oh wow. That's great for her. Hopefully this blog party can help cheer me up as well.

Anonymous said...

No, i don't mind, BC. I like it. It sounds funny. Godzilla is a girl as well. We're best friends, actually. *giggles*

capture this void said...

SIM, I live in Toronto. A few days ago it was snowing like hell. Now there's nothing on the ground except really wet, brown grass. I'd tell you guys some temperatures but here in Canada we do it by Celsius, not Fahrenheit.

Kapunua, they sound right up my alley. I'd love some more.

Did Miss T find a job? Awe! I'm so happy for her! I knew she could do it.

Anonymous said...

Aww thanks Siobhan-san.


BC is in one of those "Aww" moods today.

Shame in me said...

Yeah me and Miss T are gonna streak through Mayos new post in celebration!!! Hehehe cant wait to party :)

Siobhan that would be hilarious LOL

Anon peace to you too

capture this void said...

Christ, I am so late on these things.

Wouldn't it be funny if Mayo would post a pic of one of his shoes or a sock or his toothbrush?
I think I would die laughing.
It would surely lighten up the mood here a bit, don't you think?


I suggested a picture of a hand, but noooooooooooo. I keed, I keed. Haha. That would be pretty sweet though.

anima said...

I had no idea about MissT. That is so awesome!

SIM and MissT, I probably won't be on tonight. I am so sorry that I will miss the celebration. I will try to stop by, but I can't promise.

P.S. Anon's are silly.

Shame in me said...

I work in Celcius CTV!!! Its like
5c here. I dont have a clue about Farenheits

Anonymous said...

Hi there Anima

Anonymous said...

SIM and Miss T. rule!!!

anima said...

Hey BC, Siohban, SIM, CTV, and Kapunua!

Anonymous said...

Hello Anima! How are you doing today?

anima said...

Hopefully this blog party can help cheer me up as well.

I hope so too BC. *Hugs*

capture this void said...

5c? That's pretty good, SIM! Do you know what we usually have here in Toronto? -15c. -20c isn't all that rare either. Fucking shitty. That's when I rip someones hair out.

We got 10c a few days ago. I think it beat an old Canadian record for the warmest temperature in January. Going from -20c to 10c is a HUUUUGE difference. One that I'm totally thankful for.

Anonymous said...

Fasc? Are you here?

capture this void said...

Hey Anima. How've you been, love?

anima said...

I'm okay Siohban. Just really sick of this job. I shouldn't complain.

How are you?

farawaysoclose said...

right guys sorry but i have to depart for the night!

have a fantastic new job party tonight for SIM and miss T. please say hello to miss T from me and tell her i'm sorry arsenal equalised but at least theres a 2nd leg!! anyone european should prob pass that one on.

anyway nighty night and i'm so looking forward to a new mayo post in the morning.
mayo come on we need it!! it fuels our fire!

love to all.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Anima. Things are starting to get more complicated, but I don't want to get into that right now. *hugs back*

Anonymous said...

I'm doing fine, Anima. Thanks for asking.

What do you do for a living?

capture this void said...

G'night FASC. Take care.

Shame in me said...

Hi anima how are you?

Siobhan, you rule!! When you havent turned into pancake-zilla and you are trying to eat me that is :) haha

Fucking hell CTV thats a tremendous difference in such a short space of time. Im happy that you are warmer, cause i cant imagine living in -15c but it worries me no end. Mother earth is angry, the weather is all over the place, it scares me because we cant fix what we have done to the earth, its too late now. Its not good :/

Anonymous said...

Bye Fasc!

Shame in me said...

Bye Fasc take care :)

anima said...

Bye FASC. Have a wonderful evening. We will miss you.

CTV, I'm hanging in there. Just trying to get through the last 45 minutes without killing someone or myself. Just a regular day at the office!

Anonymous said...

Night night faraway. Sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

BC, how can I contact you?

anima said...

Siohban, I work for a University. The area in which I work is really cool. I just got fucked over with this job. The guy that hired me solicited me from my old position at the University. Only he was full of shit and lied about what I was going to be doing.

ergoproxy said...

morning everyone!!

SIM congrats and MissT Congrats as well
that is really fabntastic!

Now just send your "getting new job"-fu towards poor ecto-TJ who's still trying!!

Anonymous said...

You mean by AIM or email?

Anonymous said...

That's mean, Anima. I'm sorry about that.

Anonymous said...

E-Mail, BC.

ergoproxy said...

Oh and you poor cold people!

But today it's raining. Honestly our weather is strange for this time of year, but it's welcome!

And I am so dopy this morning that I was waiting for the kettle to boil then realised I hadn't turned it on!

anima said...

S, you are right. It is mean. A lot of other shit has happened too, but no need to get into that. He's a fuckface.

Hey Ergo!

capture this void said...

Anima, I'm sorry to hear that. What an ass. Have you spoken with him about it?

Anonymous said...

CTV, tonight you have made me the happiest girl on the blog, asking for Lo Fi samples. ^_____^

Battleflag, their only really well-known song. This is the one I posted for SS the other night. Umm, lots of creative swearing, NWS. This is quite possibly their best song ever. I said Hallelujah to the sixteen loyal fans!

On The Pier featuring Bootsy Collins. This might be one of the weirdest little songs you will ever hear. "Sweet, sweet candy, sweet like honeycomb..." Funky and sexy, makes you wanna lick your lips and waggle your eyebrows but it's still very cute and innocent in a weird way.

Kool Roc Bass, and the title sums it up. It's one of their techno ones, and if you're not into techno, synth/basscore then you probably won't like it. A good example of their "disco machinegun" sound also. I didn't really like techno-drums until this band came along with their BRBRBRBRRBAP! ^_^ But trying to figure out what the hell Phil Ward is saying in this? Good luck, it sounds like he's got marbles in his mouth. And his English accent is very strong to my stupid american ears. Which is weird, 'cause I never have problems with accents. Fim? Wanna have a go at translating? ^_^ Best part: So, tell me: Is god really gonna ride shotgun over this? HUH?!

Will I Get Out Of Jail? Song porn. No, really, songporn. It's all chickabowbow. This song will bang you on the first date. Phil Ward, man. You never really see a picture of him, but I suspect that he is entirely hot. And I am kind of obsessed with his "desperate and despairing three AM phone call" voice on this. Umm, and then the ending. O_o I dance to this one, too, but not in public, heee.

capture this void said...

Hey Ergo!

Anonymous said...

Hello Ergo!
How are you?

Anonymous said...

Anima, how is your dog's tail?

ergoproxy said...

Oh mya !
(I'm still reading back)

So sorry about your Dada I hope he's ok
and
Happy Birthday to your grandma! awesome

Anonymous said...

Siobhan-san, my emaill address is returntomesalvation@yahoo.com
Hi there Ergo

Anonymous said...

BC, where are you?

Anonymous said...

I will send you an e-mail now, BC!
Please tell me here if you got it, okay?

capture this void said...

Kapunua, thanks so much. You even gave a little explanation after each song! I'll be sure to listen to them all and let you know what I think.

I'm into the whole techno thing, no worries. Thanks again!

ergoproxy said...

I'm good thanks everyone.

tired but good (I'm not a morning person...or a night owl..lol)

I read about the Jared Leto chain mail dream (nice) it's funny how people pop into dreams.
I had a week I kept dreaming about Dave Grohl (not THAT kind of dream) he was always there and really nice.
No idea why!

Anonymous said...

Awesoooooome! I hope you like some of them. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Pancake-zilla (lol) don't worry, I will let you know when I get the email.

anima said...

CTV, I've done more than that and it has backfired in my face. I've tried everything. My only option is to leave. I've applied to 20 million other jobs, but nothing. Even to other jobs at the Univ. I'm tired of looking. :(

K, my pup's tail is doing much better. I think it was totally that 'cold tail' thing. This morning her tail was almost all the way to normal. :)

ergoproxy said...

Bc Condolences to you and your family
and believe me death brings out the worst in families, that and weddings, my father now no longer speaks to his sister after my Nana passed, not that it's any great loss, she's a bitch and always has been.

Shame in me said...

Hahah Ergo that was my dream!! I blame illness giving me feverish dreams ;)

How are you Ergo? Thankyou for the congrats :)

ergoproxy said...

oops pressed enter after I'd moved the cursor.


....but in saying that I do hope your family members sort it out, it's usually just grief erupting in strange ways, it's easier to lash out sometimes than to accept the way you really feel.

(was it your sis-in-law's dad?)

anima said...

Well, I need to start packing it up. Thanks for listening to my silly work drama.

I will really miss you guys tonight. Have loads of fun.

Mayo have a wonderful evening. I hope to catch you soon.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Ergo. Yeah, it was my sis in law's dad. He died early this morning. I am really hoping that the other members will sort out the problems, but it looks like that's not happening. A couple of them are mad at one other person because they think she's making all of the big decisions and it appears they not going to put him in a funeral home. A couple of them are planning on moving to other states after the funeral or something.

It's really disappointing.

Anonymous said...

Take care anima, and thank you for your support *hugs*

ergoproxy said...

bye anima, hope you are able to change jobs or it gets better somehow.

Have a good night

Anonymous said...

Oh, BC! I'm so sorry! My sincerest condolescence!
That's awful. *biggest bear hugs*

And now I'm annoying you with my shit. Damn!

ergoproxy said...

oh BC sounds like my family!

If it's that much of an issue , then there was a lot of bad blood there already, my aunt moved to another city after the house was sold and was acccusing my parents of cheating her out of stuff (needless to say it was her family who rifled the house and put heaps of stuff on ebay!)

Give it time, people say things they later think about and hopefully it'll settle down

again, sympathy to you and yours.

Anonymous said...

Bye Anima! Take care!

MissTottenham said...

Hello everyone, how are you?

Mya, so sorry to har about your dad.
BC, so sorry to hear about your relative.
Anima, so sorry to hear about your job.
Everyone with aches and pains, so sorry that you are not well.

Well, it's so nice of you to congratulate me on the job but a bit permature. I am working with my sis at her place for three days. It's not permamnent, just helping out.

Congrats to SIM though, Way to go girl.

ergoproxy said...

OH MY GOD!!!!!

IS ELENA ABOUT!!

I GOT YOUR PARCEL,
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Anonymous said...

Siobhan-san, that's okay. I replied to your email by the way. Please don't feel bad *bear hugs*
Ergo, thanks. I guess there was bad blood for a while, but only that they kept it from us for a while. My sis in law doesn't even know about it, but then again, she's going through some tough times already. I do hope things will get better.

My mood is going to go up and down, so yeah, just to let you guys know.

Anonymous said...

Hello hello Miss T. Thank you for the condolences. How are you doing today?

MissTottenham said...

Hi BC, I'm good how are you doing today?

Anonymous said...

I'm doing okay Miss T. Just tired. I woke up early today.

Shame in me said...

Can anyone tell me how to screen cap?
and also how to link on here too, just so I know for when i need to use it.

But screen capping anyone?

Hey Miss T :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello all.

I see we will be having a party tonight. Maybe we should have an exorcism as well. Cast out all the negativity, nastiness and such.

Anonymous said...

MissT, you are such a love, a true lovely. :D I know your job is a temp position, but you're getting the party anyway. You deserve it for ending a cycle. You are pro-active where other people might have just let things go. You get a party, deal with it. ^_~

Anonymous said...

Shame in me, all you need to do is bookmark this page/ and or copy and paste the link. I'm not too fond with screen capping though

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