The magician is in the kitchen
Cooking up some fun
Pasteurize the chicken
Then put it on a bun
Load it up with sauce
And then
Put it on a plate
Eat it up and smile again
Before it is too late.
Now ask…too late for what?
The rhythm of my thoughts is calming. The grainy cadence of my voice is a constant reminder that I must, and will, refrain. It rains and it pours, beating the pattern like a tambour in my skull. The words are fugacious, and conservation is my priority. I have the ability to catch the phrases, hold them in sanctuary until they are well, and re-release them back into their natural habitat. I must let them go. Captivity will only foster anxiety, increasing the pacing…the back and forth search for limits.
It is there that they will live out the duration of their lives.
p.s. is it ridiculous to consider the possibility?
Saturday, January 5, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 2001 – 2200 of 2214 Newer› Newest»Anon, shut up already!!! :Þ And leave Kapunua alone. Do people just not get that she's one of the lucky people that's never afraid to express herself???
BC, I'm sorry for the loss in your family. *hugz*
CTV, you lucky lady! It's -20º in Deadmonton *before* you factor in the windchill. Froze my nips off, nearly!! (TMI, maybe, but you get what I'm saying. ^_~ )
Congrats, SIM and Miss T! ^_^
I'm not sure if I can make the party, but don't let Shaunette eat my hors d'ouvres unless I can't make it.
Siobhan - UK version, or N. American? (filmed in Toronto)
*sigh* Back to work, will try to pop in later (if I'm not frozen!).
Thank you K, you say the sweetest things.
Hi MJ, an exorcism sounds like a good idea.
Hi Siobhan, how are you sweetie?
BC, I'm sorry you are tired. I guess you've had a lot going on what with your relative.
SIM, a special hello to you. Are you still on for a streak?
ok
what hobby does a shark like?
anything it can sink it's teeth into
What do you call an underwater billiard player?
a pool shark
yes people Elena sent me "101 Shark Jokes" !!!
What's the most effective shark repellent known?
the sahara desert
don't worry if you don't find those funny- there's 98 more!!!
Hi Ergo, Hi sis m, how are you both doing?
Hi there MJ. Miss T, K is right. You deserve a party either way. So when is it going to start?
Not feeling really chipper right now, so I'm going to sign off for a bit and get some rest. Hopefully I'll feel better when the party starts. Take care guys.
Hello Miss T.! How are you, sweetie?
I'm fine!
Hello Martha! Whazzup?
BC, I wrote you back!
hi misst- a job is a job, all is experience and can make your CV look better!
Hi sisM- boy frozen nips is really cold
and don't panic I won't subject you to all 101 jokes.
Unless there's a really nasty anon, I think they could drive anyone off! lol
SIM: To screen-cap, you can either hold down the Alt key and hit Printscreen (for just the current window) or Ctrl + PrtScn (entire monitor view).
To link:
(a href="http://its-mayonaise.blogspot.com/")This is Mayo's house(/a), but replace ( with < and ) with >.
BC, I suppose the party will start when most people are here.
You take care and get some rest sweetie. See you later.
Hey there Sister M. Thank you! *hugs back* Miss T, I feel tired, but I feel really disappointed. I explained it to Ergo, so you might want to read some of my earlier comments. The situation has become complicated and it has been that way for a few weeks now I'm afraid. It sucks alot.
I'll be back later on. Thank you all for the condolences. *Hugs*
xoxo
Nice jokes Ergo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay pancake-zilla. I shall read and respond to it as soon as I can :)
Thanks Miss T. I'll see you guys soon.
BC take some time for yourself, it's a lot to deal with , and you don't need to feel "over it" in a short time ( that only happens on TV)
hey MissT
I am feeling pretty good since I got my parcel. lol
What's the favourite author in sharkland?
William Shark-espeare
I'm off to the gym, and thats the last shark joke, promise
*crosses fingers behind back*
Thanks BC. Take your time, sweetie! Bye!
Hello Siobhan. nothing much is up.
Whazzup with you.
See you later Ergo.
Hmmm, don't know really.
I'm confused.
What's wrong siobhan?
*running through Mayo's house light incense made of herbs and plants that purify and bring in positive energy.*
hey guys just popping in to say hi.
gonna go and have me tea ow i am starvin marvin
siobhan i will reply to you when i get back, i hope your still around. if you have aim then add me. my aim name is
fimblestar1.
we could have a proper chat there.
boo miss t. looking sexy after work missis
Goodbye to all my friends who are leaving. I hope that you return soon.
Thanks sister M :) Much appreciated
Miss T we will streak for England tonight hehe :)
Im gonna be gone for a bit am busy doing computer things that confuse me il be back in a bit though :)
I'm just being me, Miss T. Freaky Siobhan.
Is it okay if I write you and Martha an e-mail?
Oh, Fimble. You are there! Good to see you. No, I don't have AIM. I'm sorry.
Well, I think it is time to get AIM, since it seems to be really popular around here.
How do I get it?
Is it 'Vista' compatible?
go for it Siobhan
Rawr?! Anyone around? I'll be here for about 10 minutes, then heading to the store:)
*whistles*
Hello ph.
Hey Martha!
How're you?
*hug*
I'm alright thank you for the hug. How are you?
Hello there PH and MJ! :D
Martha, that is good to hear! (hugs anytime for you=]).
I am better than earlier. I'm not sick anymore!
Hey RW! How're you?
Hello RW how are you?
Siobhan, of course you can email me sweetie.
Sorry I didn't answer straight away, I have had to reboot the computer.
Hi PH, MJ, RW!
How are you all?
SIM, the streak is on girl.
I'm a little tired buy otherwise good :) How are you guys?
Martha, did you get my e-mail?
Hi RW? Did you follow my advice and listen to some 'early' Adam?
Hello Miss T!! :D
Hi PH! How are you, dear?
Hello there Siobhan! :) I have not yet listened to early Adam, but I most definitely will.
Not yet Siobhan
Miss T! I am good how're you? *hug*
Hey Siobhan!
I am good, how about yourself?! *hug*
You all hold tight, I'm off to Safeway for a half an hour with my mother!
All my love;
- 007
<3
Have fun, PH! I used to love to grocery shop with my mom :)
hey giys, back and full of pasta mmmmmmm.
Hullo FS!
Mmmm... pasta!
Hi Fim my mancy babe, how are you?
Great hug PH. Did you see on the last DM that I made you a superhero?
hey rw, how are you. pasta was very very nice but it always fills me up and i never eat for like 2 days after. so now i am stuffed lol
I'm good, FS :) You?
Pasta is the first solid food my mother ever fed me, and to this day it's my favourite.
So, I just signed up on AIM and downloaded it.
What next?
I'm fine, PH! *hugs back*
anon said,
I said what needed to be said.
PEACE.
Let's inhale MJ's incense together, shall we?
Peace, love and Jappiness.
*ommm*
hey miss t and rw i am good thanks for asking
siobhan, if you have downloaded aim then you need to make a screen name ok. if you have down that then you just sign in. give me your aim name so that i can add you cos sometimes it is strange to add people if you dont know aim.
Hello FS and PP.
Be back later, guys, time for my shower...
My name is Siobhanista!
Stupid, but Siobhan and Siobhan san was already taken.
Siobhan I still have no email from you. Later RW
Hi PP, how are you sweetie?
See you later RW.
I had spag bol tonight. Pasta is goooood.
hello to everyone that is here!
Whoops, forgot to say...
Congratulations on your new job shame in me!!!
That's fantastic news.
Hi MJ, siobhanista, RW freshening up, FS, MissT, family, lurkers and lovers.
That took so long to get a comment window up I feel tired for my computer.
Read you all later.
Love
PP
xoxox
To Miss t
It's at times like these the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
Uh-huh-huh
When it gets so hot the end of the day
You may find your clothes getting in the way
If a pretty dress hides your true desire
Fold it nice and slow, throw it on the fire
We don't need to see what the butler saw
Or a mirrored room with a mirrored floor
All those sneaky looks gazing down on you
Are no substitute for our rendezvous
If you think it's cheap or a bit risque
Please don't say a word I'll just slip away
I am not a man who believes in lies
Like an octopus with big x-ray eyes
Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight
Be generous, I want it all tonight
CTV, you lucky lady! It's -20º in Deadmonton *before* you factor in the windchill. Froze my nips off, nearly!! (TMI, maybe, but you get what I'm saying. ^_~ )
Holy crap. You needa get your ass over here in the East, love. I was born in Edmonton by the way ^_^
This is my poem to the very nice Shakespeare Anonymous who I suspect was also Calaf and Spooky anon etc. Although I am totally not sure about that so I'm posting it here, too.
More Of This Anon
In BlogBelieve, through words, for months now we've liaised,
and once or twice (or thrice) you've managed to color me amaaaayzed.
My question was a secret, your answer was dead-on(1)*
You ended not with a jade's trick, but with more of this anon.
I think you must be Spooky, or else some kind of seer,
A vague, mysterious ally who knows his or her Shakespeare.
I sometimes have suspected that all nice anons were you--
I'm pretty sure you're Calaf(2)*; were you Leonato, too?(3)*
You're as intriguing as our host, and he's often far away,
Besides, his grace is far too costly for us to wear everyday.
If you're not all those people I will not be disenchanted,
for I still have all the thoughtful quotes and words that you have granted.
You always seem to show up when I need a few kind words,
and you always make me smile; you're my fellow English nerd.
You surely are too kind, and I'm not sure what you see:
'tis not my glass, but you, anon, who always flatters me.
I picture you in olde tymes, writing poems and drinking meade,
but the only thing I know is your connection's not high-speed.
I like your cloak, your mask, and I partly don't want to know
if you're a housewife in Seattle or a hot guy in Kyoto.
But if it all comes tumbling down and BlogBelieve goes to hell,
You know I'll finally ask you: Hey Calaf, A/S/L?
(1)*November 25, 2007 12:25 PM
(2)*November 18, 2007 1:57 PM
(3)*November 26, 2007 1:59 AM
Hello CTV
MJ, I love it *big smile*
Hey MJ.
Kapunua, that was lovely. You are full of talent, my dear.
Hello CTV
Thank you, CTV! ^_^
So should we start the party? The DJ is here! His name is The Albino Priest and he's pretty hot. Who wants to get down? CAN WE HEAR AN AMEN!
I'm gonna take this grill to the porch, okay? They're getting hungry out there and there's going to be dancing. Mayo, I'm taking some drinks out of your fridge too, okay?
Is everyone on the porch? It's quiet in here. Too quiet.
*looks out window towards tower*
*Sees curtains part, flickering candles inside, a shadow*
Ummm... If you're up in your tower, Mayo, then who is here in the kitchen with me? 'Cause I'm sure I just heard a floorboard creak in the pantry.
It's spooky in your castle sometimes, Mayo.
Anyone here?
Waaaaaay too quiet.
Where's my main man Mayo?
*Tries to hum a 30 Seconds to Mars song merrily over the sound of a creaking door...*
Lie awake in bed at night
And think about your life
Do you want to be different?
Try to let go of the truth
The battles of your youth
'Cause this is just a game
It's a beautiful lie
It's the perfect denial
Such a beautiful lie to believe in
So beautiful, beautiful it makes me
It's time to forget about the past
To wash away what happened last
Hide behind an empty face
Don't ask too much, just say
'Cause this is just a game
Everyone's looking at me
I'm running around in circles, baby
A quiet desperation's building higher
I've got to remember this is just a game
So beautiful, beautiful...
*Quickly gathers more drinks and some chips and salsa*
Uhh, I hope that's you, Mayo! I'll be on the porch. With, you know, the others.
*backs out of kitchen*
You know, the others, who are all within earshot.
*takes chips, salsa and drinks, and runs out of kitchen*
Hey everyone
*shuffles in through the back door*
Agh! Who left a mess in the kitchen?!
*grumbles under her breath*
-A
Mayo , It's been a while.... feels like a long time.
Forever in fact, how quickly things change.
How are you? don't worry, I don't expect a reply.
I'll just have to wait till your next entry.
And then I'll make the best comment I can, it won't do much, but hopefully it'll show how I care.
I care for everyone here, even though sometimes I don't appear for a while.
You're all in my thoughts.
Mayo, SS, Ladies, Gentlemen, Anons.
For now I'll sit out on the porch, spending what little time I have breathing in fresh air.
xoxo cupcake
Amyranth, it wasn't me! I swear, I just got some stuff out of the fridge!
Now I'm here to get something out of the closet for RW to wear; all she's got is a towel.
Mayo, I'm going to get one of your old shirts for Resurrected Wreck to wear on the porch. You don't mind, do you?
So, uhh... I have to go into your wardrobe in this very dark room over here.
Right. Going in. To get a shirt.
Don't the damn lights work in here?
Hi BC Kapu I love that song.
Hello Amy and cupcake.
Sure is dark in here. And dusty. Mayo hasn't been around in a while, I guess.
*lights a candle*
*blows dust off of closed wardrobe*
RW wanted something sparkly and shiny. I wonder if Mayo has anything like that in here? Huh.
*unsticks wardrobe door*
*cough cough*
*a rat goes by*
DAHHH!
*K grabs first shirt she sees*
Huh? Pink sequins? The hell?!
*runs out of room, blowing out candle on the way*
Hello hello MJ, cupcake
Come and join the party guys.
hi mj! COME ONTO THE PORCH, IT'S A SEXY PARTY!....
oops, caps lock! XD
*leans her head on the cool marble countertop for a moment*
God, I hope nobody wants supper..
*hears a commotion from upstairs*
What the jesus?
-A
Im back!!! Whats that i can hear? Someone playin 30stm?
Yay!!!
Has the party began?
*struggles to open front door*
MMMPHH!
*drags cat carriers, complete with cats, bags of books, litter box, various bits of things into foyer*
ANYBODY HOME?
*muttering under breath*
Where the fuck is everybody...just when you need some extra hands...if Mayo and SS were here, they could get the suitcases...
*drops everything into middle of living room floor and looks around*
We're HOME!
...hello?
J (and L, trying to bring bunny cages in without tripping on front mat)
Hi BC! yes indeed, come to the party!
Kapunua, now you know, never go into the closet! *thinks back*.... *shudders*
MAYO AND SS
IF YOU ARE BOTH WONDERNG WHY IT IS QUIET IN HERE TONIGHT WELL THERE IS A PARTY OVER ON THE PORCH. WE WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU BOTH THERE, SO PLEASE DROP IN FOR A DRINK AND A SHUFFLE. IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
Click me for party frolics
FIMBLE STAR
Hi there OP L and J. I missed you guys! Welcome home!! Almost everyone is at DM's having a party.
Hi shame in me. I'm over at DM's, but I'm gonna stay in the corner. I just got up from a nap but I still feel tired.
Hi J! hi L! :)
We're on the porch.... theres a sheep in a speedo and a trampoline... it's pretty cool!
helooooo?
anyone about or is everyone outside?
mayo I bought some sausage rolls and mini quiches so I'll just pop them in the oven, be a doll and call out when the timer goes off?
is the party on the porch?
*throws little black slinky number on and shuffles to porch*
hehehe
Hot DJ.
*runs out from the kitchen, and goes head over teeth over the front hall carpet*
Morf, morfnnn!
*pulls a patch of cat fur off of her tongue*
Bleah, what the christ is going on? I just heard someone smashing around upstairs, then y'all show up and WHY IS RW WEARING MY SHIRT??
*rubs her now skinned elbow and frowns*
hello OP's how was your break?
hi katherine!
Sorry 'bout that.
Hi J and L, how are you?
Party next door.
Aww, Amy! That was your shirt? Thank god! What the beef was it doing in Mayo's old wardrobe? O_O
Umm, I just heard a huge racket out on the porch. WTF? It sounded like Sdock screaming something. Better go check!
Party on the Porch? YEE-HAW!
Mayo, we got the poolhouse back into shape before we left. As for those DVDs, well, um, a couple of them got sort of, uh, broken during the cleaning. Sparkle thought they were big shiny Frisbees and flung them at the wall.
On a totally unrelated note, Elena, we sent you a...souvenir, yeah, that's it! A souvenir from the poolhouse! Be on the lookout for an 8x10" padded envelope in the mail in a few days. It's something special that we picked out just for you. ;)
Hey BC, KD, SIM, Amy, everyone! We'll wander outside in a few, we need to change clothes and get the "kids" settled. Give us a couple...
J
I'm sorry you guys. I'm off for tonight. It's already a quarter past 3 here.
Enjoy the party! Save me some pretzels and cake please (if there is any).
Nighty night!
Goodnight Siobhan sweetie! :)
Goodnight siobhan sweetie.
See you tomorrow.
Umm, things are going a little crazy on the porch. I promise we'll clean up, Mayo. Promise!
Did I just hear a spine-tingling, blood-freezing howl from out there? WHAT THE HELL?
Oh Entropy, you like that DJ, huh? Go out and molest him.
Wait! Let me have a go, first!
Goodnight pancake-zilla. Lol
Sweet dreams
oh goodnight siobhan
sleep tight!
mayo just popped in to dial for pizza...
oh they know the address well!
No wonder the kitchen looks pristine!
"....yes I'm aware it's a big order, he has guests ok?.......yep on his credit card....oh he said it's fine....really...bye"
<_<
>_>
*replaces phoe and sneaks out*
Goodnight Siobhan, have a good sleep!
Hey Ergo, Miss T, Cupcake, and anyone I may have missed! We are feeling much better, thanks to all of you who've asked. We missed you guys.
Toujours, I'm gonna leave you a check for that overdue postage in your room, ok? It's for $60, a little extra for the trouble. Maybe you can buy some lunch one day. And thanks! :)
Sister Midnite: kisses back to all your pink parts, too! ;) We feel loved.
Congrats to SIM and Miss T for the gainful employment opportunities! YAY! We knew you ladies could do it!
We'll be out in a sec. Fun!
J
And we've missed you OP's!
* that was screamed from the porch where cupcake is shaking her money maker with Amyranth! *
Goodnight Siobhan. Hello Ops I'm sorry i didn't email you are check your blog but I have been busy.
Don't be long J and L.
Okay Jules.
Just let me know when you are done with all your molestations.
*stumbles in with purple smeared all over lips*
What? Who knew the damn DJ as wearing funky lipstick?! Jaysus.
Uhh, Sdock looks a little worse for the wear, too. And MissT just flashed everyone.
It's that kind of party.
Help yourself, E! I uhh, left him behind the swing.
OP's Thankyou dear!! Come party with us :)
*sticks head in door*
MAYO! just so you know you may get a call from the cops at some point... being topless in public is still illegal. right?
Hate to say this, but I miss Mayonaise already :(
*drags the DJ bodily into the main room of Mayo's castle*
*deposits him at Entropy's feet*
*runs through mayos topless*
Come on ladies, get em out and head over to the porch.
*yells in from the patio*
Kapu, I'd rather not explain the shirt. Let's just say, what happens in Art School, stays in art school!
WOO!
Miss T mine ARE out! gosh you people don't notice a pair of DD's?
Bah!
hehehehe....shhhhh!
Since everyone is at the Porch I can have some fun with this DJ.
*starts stripping him*
I have NO class tonight! it's the vodka I tell you!
I'm a good girl, really I am!
Now back onto the porch with me, I have a game of tonsil hockey set up!
Nah. I am keeping my bra on. No one needs to see my big boobs ^_^
Way to go E!!!!
CC, no one cos miss your whoppers.
BC clearly your not drunk enough!
haha
No, I am not cupcake. Ha ha. Still, I am so not going to expose my boobies ^__^
*slips in the front door and kicks off her shoes*
So, do we have a tarp hidden here somewhere? I'm almost certain theres about to be an orgy on the front lawn.
And where'd I put that bugger of a bikini?
*stamps up the stairs*
ahaha Miss T!
BC, are you top heavy too? ain't it a pain!?
Unfortunately, I am cupcake :(
No one deserves to see my melons anyways lol
Entropy, uhhh... whatchya doin'? Should I just... I dunno, look the other way?
*thunders back down the winding staircase, bikini on and extra clothes over her shoulder*
So, did we find a tarp yet? Mayo's gonna have cops all over this place once the neighbours look out the window.
We're gonna get this guy evicted.
Nice melons BC.
E, you naughty girl *giggles behind hands*
Aww BC, if I wear a heavy hat, I tip over!... if I wear any hat...
Gah...
*raises her eyebrows*
Apparently what's on the lawn will just BARELY contend with the happenings in here...
uh, I think I'll leave y'all to your... uh... yeah.
*slips out the front door amid a cloud of flying clothes*
Ha ha Miss T. Thanks! Cupcake, you and me both :)
Bye Amy!
Mummy K, don't look! Don't look at Entropy and the DJ! O_O
OMG.....
Entropy's doing dirty things with the DJ.
Once again, the hot dj!
HELLO MUMMY K AND HELLO DADDY K TOO. I SEE YOU LURKING OVER THE SHOULDER. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hello hello fimble
hey every!! one the pizza'a her...
ooooh
*backs slowly out of room*
*sneaks around Entropy and the DJ*
*sneaks into a spare bedroom to look for a sweater*
Oh my god, what...
WHAT?
GOOD GOD! HAVE MERCY!
*straightens cloths out and gives DJ back his.*
Kay,you guys can have your music back and all.
I know why he is a DJ now. His hands are like,woah!
Mama K,safe to look now.
Well RAWR! kapunua!
*stares at entrophy*
So, my dear, what's that red mark on your neck?
*notices DJ sneaking off*
Entropy, I think you broke him.
KD, I think you're right.
[points to Entropy's neck]
Is that a hickey or sharpie?
Goodnight miss t
*Walks in where Kapunua was*
o_O
*backs out*
I'm just gonna... yeah...
*bumps into Cupcake on her way down the hall to the bathroom*
Yikes, what's got you so spoo....
*peeks in the bedroom*
X_X
o_o
O_O
I HOPE THAT STAIN COMES OUT ENTROPY!
Miss T is going? bugger! *blows a kiss*
Goodnight Miss T
It's...it's...nothing. Yeah! Nothing! Your imagination. And not a sharpie.
*thinks about wearing scarves*
I don't think I broke him. His hands still work. That's all he needs to DJ,right?
SDOCK10 said:
Mayo,
How are you tonight? I hope you are having just as much fun as we are. Me? I'm having a blast, but unfortunately...it is that time. Time for bed. My head is foggy with sleepy time meds and cough medicine. Sorry if this note sounds like a drunk woman wrote it. The porch is partying it up tonight.
Just wanted to tell you nite nite and wish you a nice evening....an evening filled with laughter, good times, friends, and perhaps a little nudity and craziness.
If you stop by tonight, I am sorry I missed you. One day soon, we will get to hang in that corner again.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. It never hurt anyone, ya know.
Goodnight everyone.
Enjoy the party, don't get too drink.
Oh what the hell, DO get too drunk.
See you tomorrow.
We're going to need to call a cleaner...
Nightie night Miss T!
Goodnight Miss T. Sweet dreams
*shakes her head an considers locking all the bedroom doors*
Cup, it's a good thing I've got one on speed dial on the phone in the...
*flips on the light*
WHAT THE JESUS... BERT!!!!
*busts down the goddamn wall*
OH YEAHH! And tonight I'M SPIKED!
Hey, where is everybody?
mmm Kool Aid....
*chases Kool Aid pitcher*
Lurking, flashing people
*puts her head in her hands*
Oh my god, my god, Mayo's gonna kill me.... I let BERT THE BASTARD in the kitchen and now THERE'S A GIANT PITCHER OF KOOL-AID STORMING AROUND!
....
I clearly have not yet had enough to drink.
*hurries back out to the porch*
Night,T!
Sup Kool-Aid!? Spiked goodness.
Robbie!!
*slinks down the hall wearing this ensemble*
*looks for trouble*
Oh Bert!
*fans herself*
*stomp stomp*
OH YEAH!
OH YEAH!
Bert,you can look here. I'm all sorts of trouble.
*loves ensemble*
Hi there Kool Aid Pitcher :D
Hi Bert
Damn, it was getting lonely in that closet
Ahh screw this! I'm not getting any action here, I'm going to the beach!
=P
Aww poor mayo's shirt
stomps into Mayos and mingles for awhile
wheres the Kool aid im thirsty!!
Wrap yourself around me shirt, and I will keep you company
I gotta go now dolls, or I'll miss my ex falling on his ass trying to play cricket on the sand!
I love you all!!
Especially you Kool Aid pitcher! ;)
Be safe now!
xoxoxoxox cupcake
Kool aid pitcher,I saw this and thought of you.
Kool aid goodness
OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
*pours self out*
OH YEAH!
WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE ELSE?
OH YEAH!
*busts down the wall to get to the porch*
Hey, that's me!
OH YEEEAHHHH
hahaha kool aid pitcher is on a rampage!!!
ha ha shame in me, I was gonna say that! XD
Yeah,it's you!
Nice litle cameo.
Take care Cupcake *hugs*
*someone called my phone
*i was told i was needed
*where is bert
*let me soap him up
Hey Mayo!
You're missing a pretty good bash here! Are you sure you don't wanna rent an island and invite us all? You can stay in the tower if you want!
-A
Hi there Shampoo. Yes, Bert does need some of you right now. Also some conditioner :)
Bert
Come inside and I shall purify you with all my wet and flowing goodness
Hi shower. Bert sure needs one ^_^
*i want to rub you in all of your places
*i want to make you slippery
*grab me with your mighty hobo hands
*rub me until your skin is raw
Well, I guess I have to go to bed, 'cause I have work tomorrow and it's a long day. Guys, I'm glad we were having this party, it was fun. Mayo, thank you for letting us use your house and eat your food. You're cool like that, and it's not the painkillers talking I swear
Mayo, I left you a pressie two days ago, it is a poem for you, i hope you find it. I think it's somewhere in the kitchen, maybe in the freezer by the ice cream. I ate some* of your ice cream. Sorry.
Also sorry about your wall there, but talk to the damn Kool Aid Pitcher about that, okay?
Hope you're doing all right. Don't think I didn't see the curtains part in your tower for a moment there, 'cause I did. ^_^ 'Night Mayo. Be well.
Night BlogBelieve, thank you for partying.
Entropy, the DJ is all yours. :D
*All.
Night night K. Sponge, all I can say is O_o
Goodnight,Jules!
Thanks for leaving him with me.
I promise to not break him this time.
eho, where my other tubbies?
eho mayo
Not tinky winky again. Hi entropy
Tubby toast! Tubby toast! where's my tubby custard?
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