The catalyst of confusion
started a fire
while shopping for
a soul on a high wire.
Until now I was unaware that the remuneration for impropriety exceeded that set for dignity. How much did you get for yours? As for my dignity…I will hold onto it, thank you. I would rather starve than feed my soul from a base wage.
With my voice in repose, I hid behind my own forbearing shadow, and allowed silence to foster absolution. Silence failed, and I have become intolerant of flippant commentary.
I am not so completely unaware. Because I am certain that is common knowledge, your recent presentment was, quite frankly, out of line. Your bravado flames me.
As it happened, I had simply misplaced the why, where, and how. I can identify the sickness in that statement, and I concede fault in my volition. I understand that I can be fucking difficult. My own scathing behavior must remain in constant check.
I am not able to take back that fleeting moment or the injustice it served you. I have arrived at the place from where I must move on. I wish you the same in your departure.
p.s. a fucking doormat.
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chicken dipper said...
i want your pants all over me big boy :P
go spread your slimy condiment somewhere else
mayonaise you got some chicken to spread on?
Mayo, fuck me sideways and call me BOB!!!
Mayonaise, Paperstar LOVES mayonaise, but not as much as her wife.
wink wink.
Ergo, I missed that!
i want pretty purple unicorns to dance in a big bowl of mayonaise covered with bert shavings.
Chicken dipper said no such thing jennicula!!! Chicken dipper spanks your ass!!!
I am Luke's father. I shot Kennedy. I shot the sheriff.
I am Keyzer Soze. I killed Aerith, and also Snape. I am totally a Death Eater.
I will eat your soul out.
Also when Steve Irwin got shanked? Yeah, me in a stingray suit.
PH I did too, but now i hear it and it's really good again.
They did that to the Fratelli's by using their song in ads all the time
*go off*
chicken dipper wants sex sandwich with tomatoe lettuce and mayo :P
paperstar
you best be good to your wife. you never know when you may win a big jar of mayonaise. she will need to take half of it because she only married you for your job
wink wink
oh and sharpie yourself with mayo
Gee-zuz CHRIST!
What the hell is going on in the kitchen?!?!
-A
Also when Steve Irwin got shanked? Yeah, me in a stingray suit.
LOL!!
you still about hilarity?
*tries mouth to mouth*
I really am getting entertained by this all!
Throw those pants out of the window in a fit of passion, you wont be needing those again :P hahaha
Blogging was crisp at the start of the day, with some brisk writing on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated, although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. Armpits rallied well after a poor start. Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. Small dark furry things increased severely on the floor, whilst rude jellies wobbled up and down and bounced against rising thighs which had spread to all parts of the country by mid afternoon. After lunch, naughty things dipped sharply, forcing giblets upwards with the nicky nacky noo. Ting tang tong rankled dithely, little tipples pooped and poppy things went pong. Gibble gabble gobble went the rickety rackety roo.
Yuk! Put those pants back on!
hey leave me out of it *shakes sharpie fist* man if i ever see that Gerard Way i will give him hell, that man ruined my credibility
Lettuce goes in the middle, lettuce.
But mustard is better.
i am looking fine tonight. do you wanna spank my ass with your booty. i love pussys and doggies
paperstar
you best be good to your wife. you never know when you may win a big jar of mayonaise. she will need to take half of it because she only married you for your job
wink wink
oh and sharpie yourself with mayo
Oh, my eyes will not wonder. Fimbleheartxx is the only one for me. FOREVER AND EVER.
I'm still in K's pants.
And this time no one else is invited. They're mine.
blog news rules!
No, remove your pants now!! Come out with your arms in the air and your pants down!
It's a little crowded in here, I must say.
to right she is paperstar. and if you cheat mayo will come down from his big fucking pedastoll and beat you.
you know mayo is right and you should obey mayo. becuase you can dip your fries in mayo
wink wink
poor sharpie!
It's true I cannot look at you the same way anymore.
take the damn pants off!!! Dont make me shoot my load!
What the hell is going on?!
Mix me up with ketchup and you get a fine French dressing to put on your salad.
Pour your dressing on me, in the name of love!
i am tired of being hidden behind you k's pants. it is time for k's nickers to stand on their own and make it in the spot light. i am just really an attention whore
We don't want mayo off of his stool now do we? We all bow down to Mayo
HAIL LORD MAYONAISE!
*sharpie edges toward edge of tall building, sobs, "Gerard way ruined my life, i used to have purpose, i used to be treasured in offices around the world, what am i now? Look at me!! LOOK AT ME!!! Im a laughing stock" sharpie considers jumping*
Yikes...
Just... Yikes...
-A
Bert ghost says fuuuuuuuunnnnn
So, is this the invasion of the food condiments? Hello there teddy bear how are you?
Mayo is awesome. True story.
Who is too sexy for me?
Kapunua Knickers are still pants, i will not warn you again! Remove those goddamn motherfrickin pants!!! Dont make me mad!!!
paperstar
mayo says that you have to change your name. it is improper to keep your maiden name. and where is your unicrn shirt and sharpie messeges. and where is your baby bump
wink wink
sharpie, suck it up and go back to your cubicle!
shirt get the hell off that body your too sexy for everyone. Damn your hot :P
Hey BC! Wow. You're back!! *HUG*
This is the invasion of FUUUUUUUUUN!
I'm good, how are you? =]
I will take pictures of myself and eventually I will run into some terrible crisis. You had all better listen to me. I have a voice, damn it. I have a PURPOSE.
How many anons are there?
stop shooting blanks
If there are no pants,where the hell will I go?
you, kd baby, you
do not test me pants. the nickers are evolving. they are making a cum back.
nickers all over the world join hands. lets beat k's pants and show k how where the nickers.
where's my candy????
answers, i need answers haha
You really don't want me to answer that.
Please explain?
JUST FOR YOU BABY MAYONAISE!
*runs to throw up*
I have no clue if that was morning sickness or from too much drinking.
Hey teddy bear. I missed you! How's everyone? I missed you guys.
Well, if this is the invasion of fun, it sure is funny.
*struggle futily*
*grabs sharpie and places it in pencil case to sleep off bad thoughts*
HI BC!!
I'm off for a swim. I'll see what's gone on when I get back
at least it's funny!!!
BC, your ava is the picture I wanted to post everytime an anon came here being mean. Nice. ;)
my nipples are black from sharpies how the hell do i wash it off!!!
Well hello boys. Do you like me better than knickers?
I have a smiley face sharpied on my little gerard dont worry about it Lyn-z
What did I say about merriment? This is a somber place. *smites knickers, knockers, pants, K, Bert Ghost*
paperstar
didnt yo know that you can still have fun. you just have to shut up and sit there. oh and do the occassional back bend but dont do it to hard. you may fall over and land in some mayonaise.
where are your shapies. i repeat where are your sharpies
wink wink
anons are legion, we're coming for you, and maybe watching snl
BC I missed you too!
(name change just for my wife, I don't want to upset her and have her take half of my Mayo!)
BC!!! Im glad you are here :) mwah lots of love to you :) Im gonna go back to being silly again :P
Knockers.
Hello BC, entropy, Amy, PH and any random ghost, permanent markers, condiments, food items, articles of clothing, guns and famous rock stars.
Lyn-z, sharpie messages can easily be washed off. It is the beauty of the Sharpie.
Hi there Ergo. You're going swimming? No fair!
Hi there anima. I missed you. Thank you for the avatar compliment. I must say, it is one of my favorite pictures of dear ol' Frankie.
sharpies are here and ready for action
I'm taking my sharpies, and my tomatoes, and going to bed.
Somebody better clean this kitchen up later!
Goodnight everyone! Good Night, REAL Mayonaise.
-A
Mayonaise, if I don't do the back bends at just the right angle, then how am I supposed to show off my hideous school-girl underwear, hmmmmm?
You took all of my sharpies! I have non left!
I am not signed in therefore I hate myself. HATE. WITH VERY MUCH HATE. It is true because you read it here.
anon, you wish. I'm no ones "baby"
I want your babies BC!!!
paperstar
i am sure your wife would love half of mayo. mayo does get around quite a bit. everyone has had a dip in mayo
wink wink
Hello KD, Sim, EP, anima, god and any other anons
Can I get in on this, mayonaise, tomato and bread? And lettuce?
wow, I try to understand
but then lost in the conversation
-_-' great.....
Well, perhaps.
P.S. is meat invited?
i want to suck ice pops
SWEET DREAMS MY FELLOW CANADIAN! *HUG*
I think I am off for the night as well!
Take care of my wifey, and don't let her run off with my half of the mayo!
*wink wink*
Sweet dreams;
- 007
- your little teddy bear
- paperheartxx
- paperstar
- master of hug fu
- international spy
- bubbles
( wow I have soo many alias'! )
Goodnight amy
Hi Martha!
Goodnight Amyranth. ;)
Anon, who is 'mayonaise,' why are you "winking" so much?
every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you...
Id like to announce mine and geralds new joint venture.
Our book "101 uses for glowsticks & sharpies" is in stores now. You must be 18+ to buy this book. There will be a signings across the globe and also order now and recieve free demonstration dvd. Enjoy!
NO. You are NOT invited. GTFO.
Serenity are you new? =]
i wink because i have mayonaise in my eye. can you see it
Yep vomit everywhere thanks gee and lyn-z
Well I'm dead anyway, so fine.
BE THAT WAY YOU BITCH.
CANCER ON SNL!!!
:D
We are on TV again.
Yes it is KD but than Mayo's is magical place where unicorns and talking permanent markers exist. One would expect ed it to be cramped.
So when do all this objects and food items start singing.
Goodnight PH
yes i am
Hi Carrie. :D :D :D
i have been here since the begining and i loveeeeee gerald way. hey i may be from buzznet but i admire everything you all say.
please be my friend. i want to talk to mayonaise. i am his #1 fan like omgzzzzz
Paperheart is still here.
Why is it that whenever I hear/see MCR do Cancer live, I cry? Where's my wife when I need her?
*lures n00b into the cellar, and slams the door shut and locks it*
Lyke zommmfffg!!! I hav glowstix and sharpies in evry orrifce. Gerald is soooo kool lyke zomfgggg!!! When i grow up i wanna B Just like LYN-z zoooommmffggg!!!
Hello anima I lost you in the sea of comments.
Bc you still here?
Anon @ 1:18
I am a woman, not a man. You can't have my babies ^_^
*goes by*
Ummm everyone is gay. This you must believe.
paperstar
i am sure your wife will be jumping for joy. you may be able to share your special jar of mayonaise with her. tell her i will see her later, after all everyone wants a dip in mayo
wink wink
*squishes bug*
i love gerard way
suck a pop said...
i want to suck pants
I'll pass the message along Mayo.
You have a great night okay?
xoxo;
- 007
I know that BC Can we not make babies anyway?
*explode with delight*
Hello hello mj, Katherine, shame in me. How are you guys?
I know who mayo is
fall off from sharpie ink poisoning
BC lover, if you are a dude, then yes, we can ^_^
Mayo is actually a 14 year old girl from Guam. Because I am anonymous, you can believe me.
I miss my Angel, don't make me sing that fuckin' lame Aerosmith song
Hey bc nice to see you. How are you mum? did you recieve me in the post ok? haha you missed my birthday :( and i never got the story you were gonna email me :( its ok if you didnt get round to it i know you have been busy and that. Ive missed you (((hugs))) and i want your babies too ;) hahaha
"realy didnt mean toleace you guys like that
IM TOO BUSY TALKING TO FRANK!!!!!"
what happened to secret number 3?
No! Mayo is a 55 year old man in Kentucky who works on a generic diaper rash gel tube assembly line.
anon i miss you too. i sang that aerosmith song remember?
Anon @ 1:35
I actually happen to like that song. Katherine, good to hear. My christmas went okay. It was somber though, but I don't want to get into that.
I am too secret to even be here. If I were to reveal myself, you would all go blind.
Secret #2, go for it.
"he has blogg
we talk about his blogg in mayos blog because we all read both blogs
and he reads what he writes
proof that he does read it, is him mentioning us and writing about us in his blogs, so no im not lying, and yeah i know its him, because i know enough about frank to know how he carries himself in a conversation"
Angel went away because she felt rejected over a stupid spelling error.
*flicks her silky long hair off her shoulders and turns nose up in the air*
Dont know what im gonna do, about this feeling inside, yes its true loneliness took me for a ride. Without your love im nothing but a beggar without your love a dog without a bone what can i do? ive suffered and ive seen the light...
You're my angel, come and save me tonight
im so sorry
LOL, "number 2."
Hello BC I'm well how about you?
Shame in me, my beautiful adopted daughter how are you? How was your birthday and christmas? Damn, I got another person who wants my babies? I have to donate some of my eggs then, not unless me and that BC lover have more than one kid.
Shame in me, you never got my story? I'll send it to you tomorrow. As my late birthday present from me to you :)
i like aeroplanes
Sad to hear that BC, but it's good to see you here.
Angel went away because she felt rejected over a stupid spelling error.
*flicks her silky long hair off her shoulders and turns nose up in the air*
December 30, 2007 1:39 AM
angel did no such thing.
Do not listen to the other secrets. I shall tell you all the truth. Mayo is a government run secret project to test how you all react.
You did not come here. YOU WERE SUMMONED.
And the government is not of earth. It is of a distant galaxy.
It is, in our language. Wack. One might even go so far as to say it is WIGGITY wack.
That's good mj. I'm doing okay, just waiting for my stiff ankle and knee to heal.
BC lover, where are you?
Secret 3 said...
I am too secret to even be here. If I were to reveal myself, you would all go blind.
December 30, 2007 1:37 AM
ahahaha thats the funniest thing i have seen all night!!!! ahahahaha
ANGEL BITCH FIGHT! YES!
Secret #2 said...
I know who mayo is
December 30, 2007 1:33 AM
Again, go for it.
im here bc <3
love me like i love you,
i watch you from afar
and i like your hair
dont leave me alone,
lost in despair
yo mutha fukas. angel bitch slap cummin your way. angels stand down. i am the queen angel in mayo
Katherine, thanks.
I'm glad to be hear again.
Secret # 5, I came here out of my own free will. I don't recall being summoned.
Will you ever forgive me?
baby, do you recognize the angel impostor?
do you want me?
Okay Anima. Mayo is actually Bee Girl.
you do not make babies through sex. you make babies through sharpies
I wiggity.
Big bertha angel!! Wassup ma nigger? Man i cant tell you how much ive missed your fat ass around here homeslice
That was sweet of you to write that poem Bc lover. I love it! Just as much as I love you, my sweet. As for the hair, you may be disappointed. I got it chopped off.
BC now has short hair.
Yes i want you
*disassociates self from whoever used that word*
I knew it! Thanks Secret #2.
Anima, I think secret #2 was only kidding. Not sure though.
BC lover, secret # 6 said we have to make babies through the use of sharpies
There are five of us playing that we know of and none of us used that word or that cliche. Play along if you want, but if you're gonna be like that, GTFO.
serious now. we were having a laugh and it was all jokes but we do not use the n word. whoever did it was not us
BC you rock my world
with your new short hair
if i was with you my sweet
i would know life was fair
*gasps, sputters*
Not funny at all. Over the top with that one. Please go away.
*reaches for KD's ass*
(Cause it's like, long and stuff. Get it?)
Sorry it was meant in a homie way not derogatory way very sorry again
There is no "good" way to mean it. Play nice or STFU.
we love carrots
Umm that comment was about me, the hair, not the ass I was reaching for. Never seen a long ass though.
In the morning it time for love
pass me a sharpie and my glove
you fill in the blanks and then maybe
the oven will be ready for the sharpie baby,
mix in some sharpie and a tear from my eye
Bc we have babies lets make a pie
to celebrate <3
hobosexual is the new black.
do you want to take a walk with me. you can wear my anarak. would you like to cook your fries with my hair
Bc lover that sucked ass :/
would you like to cook your fries with my hair
December 30, 2007 2:00 AM
ahahahahahaha second funniest thing ive heard all night!!
Goodnight everyone.
Katherine, yep, I had a haircut a couple of days ago. It looks similar to Victoria Beckham's hair, only a bit more longer. That's how short my hair is now. It looks great though, but a long time ago, I use to have really long hair, all the way down to my butt actually.
BC lover, please continue with the poems. I love them. I'm sorry I can't make one up for you, my love.
Whoever said the n word, please stop.
*wants washing*
life is shit being me. i always see the action but never get it. maybe i should moveto texas
Goodnight Anima! Open the gate!
wheres aerosmith anon gone? come back!
Adam Lazzara lives in me. Did you know?
ghost come back
pretty purple unicorn loves to play wth bc
ha ha shame in me, you didn't like the poem? BC lover, my sweet, I know you can do better than that.
Sweet dreams anima
its hot and sticky down here belt buckle, you get some action, your imprint is still on my ass!
Back off.
which ghost? Mayo ghost or Berts ghost
Do you PPU? Well, I like to play with you too ^_^
I'm hobosexual.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
*beats fun with a stick*
NO MERRIMENT!
baby i will be here for you my sweet english petal
there is only one posh and she tends to my golden b..... erm i mean golden nuggarts
Well hello there Entropy. May I interest you in some ME?
Hello there texas, posh, and ghost.
*does some manscaping*
Roses are flowers,
that i give to you
Bc your so sweet and i love you <3
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