Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Ghost-imposed gag order.

You want this straight?

Then you have to be willing to hear me out, and that means all of it. You can not pick and choose the verse; the ugly shit has got to ring in your head too. The things that I say that cling to your clothes like mildew, the stench entrenched, leaving you filthy.

What is the matter? You can’t wash it off? Well, neither can I.

I repeat myself so much these days that the truth is often lost in the mix. Say it, say it again, and again. You try it and see how well rehearsed you can be. Sometimes I change my mind, and you use it against me. You will tuck it away, and bring it out for a later date, only to make me eat shit and lie.

And you will use it against me.
Tuck it away for a later date,
only to make me eat shit...

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Vivienne said...

Dum dee dum...

Vivienne said...

It's awful quiet in here suddenly..

Shame in me said...

Back!!! Thanks kass :) I am high on life, lucozade and xmas spirit today :)
im quite relieved as i have been really feeling down these last few weeks but making xmas pictures for my friends and listening to Gerard warble "all i want for xmas is you" really cheered me up, oh and shamelessly flirting with cupcake, fimble, and kass hahaha

Hahaha kapunua there demonstrating why she won my award :)

Hope everyone is well

Original Punk J said...

For what it's worth:

Gerard Way is NOT Mayo. Frank Iero is NOT SS. This blog, this post, is about something else entirely not related to either of them.

But you know, if Gerard and Frank WERE having a lovely, wonderful "illicit" love affair--and believe me, that would be deliciously exciting, AND fun to watch or even participate in!--I don't think Jamia would be understanding at all. I would think she'd be afraid to leave the two of them alone.

If I were in her shoes, though...

Hell, I'd be on the phone saying, "OOOHHH, do that again, what you did onstage last night? Do it again! I like it! Better yet, COME HOME AND DO IT! LET ME HELP!"

Course, that's just ME. I like boylove. As long as the boys in question still like girls. :)

Nuff said!

J

Anonymous said...

"Sorry, My Chemical Romance isn't here tonight, We're the American Sex Boys" (Malaysia show)

Vivienne said...

Yay! someone is here! I'm no longer alone!

And he does warble that song doesn't he?

Tis the season for shameless flirting!

Original Punk J said...

K,

I've always wondered how you pronounce your Hawaiin screenname. I know it means "baby bird," which is so sweet, but never could say it. 'Splain it to me, Loocy.

J

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmmaybe we should just leave Jamia out of any and all speculation etc. I like the gal. She's got all kinds of class. ^_^

Anonymous said...

No need to put the 'illicit' in quotes OPJ - now he's a married man he's stuck with her, and only her, for life!

Original Punk J said...

Oh Anon, I saw that very comment earlier on DM. Are you the same anon?

I personally like "My Hot, Sticky, Syrupy Romance".

But that's just me.

J

Anonymous said...

Oooh, Ka punua. The accent is actually on the second syllable. The Hawaiian "A" is pronounced really short, almost more like "uh" instead of the drawn-out, American "kaaaa."

I see a lot of people shortening it to "Kapu" and that's neat, too. That means "forbidden" or "sacred." It's where our word "taboo" comes from, one of the rare Polynesian borrowed words in the English language. Of course if you break it into "kapu nua" that doesn't make sense either, because "nua" isn't a word in Hawaiian. "Nu'a" is, though, and it means to get a lot of something together. O_o

Yeah, thanks for asking. I can transliterate anyone's name into Hawaiian if they want? ^_^

Kassiopeia said...

Hi OPJ, Random Anon and Thomas the Tank Engine!

Jamia's a prime example of someone smart enough to know that just by keeping out of it she comes across like a classy, amiable woman.

I probably should go off and do some exercise. My body is a temple after all...

Nighty-night peeps!

Kass xx

Shame in me said...

Haha thats the spirit cupcake!!! we should go out for blog drinks sometime, cause mischief!! ;)

The american sex boys huh? hahahaha

On a serious note, i really hope elena is ok :/ i hope her letter wasnt a goodbye. Im worried about her

Original Punk J said...

That was my one and only comment about Jamia. I was simply stating an opinion. Nothing more, nothing less.

Thomas, nothing is forever, dude. Besides, illicit was in quotes b/c of public opinion, not my own. Love is love, y'know? Its all good.

J

Anonymous said...

Yes. Yes, I am!

Vivienne said...

Yeah, ya know, I get a good vibe off Jamia...
This whole thing.... blah...
Why are we even... oh i don't know.

Shame in me said...

"I personally like "My Hot, Sticky, Syrupy Romance".

my mind is now in the gutter thanks opj haha

Vivienne said...

I'm up for it shame in me!

J, love is love. I couldn't agree more.



elena? letter? I've missed something.
I've been so busy, have I missed another cry for help?

Anonymous said...

The 'illicit' I refer to is 'extra-marital', rather than 'homosexual', OPJ!

Original Punk J said...

Hello all, it's a drab, overcast day in Knoxville today, but still supposed to hit almost 70 degrees. I have the A/C on.

So it's pronounced "kuh PU nu uh"? Is that right? I took Latin, French, and Italian, but haven't had any exposure to Hawaiian/Polynesian.

Cool, can you translate "Jennifer" into Hawaiian, K? I'm interested to read it.

J

Vivienne said...

My tummy hurts....

bloody overdose...

Anonymous said...

And who's fault is that?

If you're going to overdose, at least try something that's actually lethal!

Smoke said...

Hello everyone.

Original Punk J said...

SIM, that's a good place to put your mind. But don't leave it there, it could get mucky. ;)

Cupcake, yes. Love is good, no matter where it comes from.

Thomas, I know, that's what I meant too.

Anon, hello! Introduce yourself if you'd like to chat.

AAAnnnddd...I was not insulting Jamia. I don't know the woman. Please don't think I would insult her.

But you know, Frank IS a hottie. Just sayin'. :)

J

Smoke said...

OMG! Like WTF?

What is it with people today?

Damn.

Original Punk J said...

Hey Smoke! Is it hot in GA today? I'm over the summer weather, myself. Bring on the snow!

Anon, that was tacky and uncalled-for. Either play nice, or go home.

J

Anonymous said...

Aren't we playing good cop, bad cop?

You wanna slap Gerard Way for acting out but not one of your own?

Hypocritical, much!?!

Anonymous said...

Just so we're clear - I'm Sex Boys Anon, not the one who I still can't believe actually wrote THAT.

I heard you like random My Chem stuff so I thought I'd pop it over!

Pants of Peace

Smoke said...

Yep, it's frigging hot. >_<
I think it's gonna be flip-flops for Christmas.

Anon,

What? Nevermind, I don't care.

Vivienne said...

Anonymous said...

And who's fault is that?
If you're going to overdose, at least try something that's actually lethal!




Anon, I don't know what to say.
I'd forgotten what complete sociopathic assholes some people can be.

Anonymous said...

It's Sunny and warm here in Lisbon.

Nice to meet you all!

"Tenha uma noite agradável!"

Pants of Peace

Shame in me said...

Aren't we playing good cop, bad cop?

You wanna slap Gerard Way for acting out but not one of your own?

Hypocritical, much!?!

December 13, 2007 12:18 PM

which one of us is playing up?

and anon leave cupcake alone.

Vivienne said...

Nice to meet you pants of peace, sorry you've caught me in a bad mood,I'm sure you know why.
XX

Anonymous said...

You gonna set the Baby Bird on me?

With her busted leg and sociopathic asshole we'd be just about even!

Vivienne said...

Anon, who the fuck are you and what is your problem?
So in your head it's acceptable to say things like that?
Well clearly you're lovely, my apologies.

anima said...

"You wanna slap Gerard Way for acting out"

Cuz he's a bad bad boy. I'll throw him over my knee if I have to. ;)

-Anima is thinking happy thoughts.

Nice to meet you Pants of Peace.

Cupcake, don't let the anon bother you.

Guess what I get to do today? You guys are going to be so jealous!

Work Christmas Party!!!!

Fuck that shit. Someone please put me out of my misery.

Anonymous said...

Anons, clear off.

Most people when they do your Hawaiian name, they just translate the sounds, which would make Jennifer "Kinipela" or something. That doesn't mean anything, though. The way my teachers did it, and they way I do it, is to take the meaning of the name and translate that instead.

"Jennifer" is one that I've translated a bunch of times, being close friends with at least eight Jennifers. ^_^ It translates most nicely into "white wave" or "white phantom." (The name Jennifer has a lot of "white" connotations but I like those two the best.)

"Phantom" is lapu. All Hawaiian words begin with an article, "the" which is ka. So far you have Ka lapu. "White" is kea, so Jennifer in Hawaiian is Kalapukea.

So, there ya go! ^_^

sister midnite said...

Hi, evveybody.

Blog-Believe awards?
I'd be in for Best Boots, and probably take home the prize for Biggest Perv!

ELENA: Sweetie, you helped me yesterday; thank you SO much. I said the same thing not long ago (about not fitting in here) -- the others wouldn't let me get away with it, and neither will you. You DO fit in. You're an important part of our family here, don't you know that? We need you here, and we most definitely WANT you here. If you're feeling invisible, come and find me so we can be invisible together. *hugz*

(For those of you who talked me thru yesterday, I owe you guys a HUGE thank you: for being so kind to me, and for putting up with me. #^_^# )

Anonymous said...

My problem is the people here.

What if Gerard's having some genuine mental issues?

"No, he's behaving like a fucking idiot in need of a 'vunching'!"

Someone here acts up to get attention and you fall over yourselves to look so very caring.

Bullshit, you just want the attention too!

Vivienne said...

Well I think I'm gonna head off guys, good to see you anima.

I haven't slept in two days, maybe I should try.

love, cupcake XX

Original Punk J said...

Well, hasn't this just downspiraled into a little corner of Hell.

Pants of Peace, well at first I typed "Peach", which is nice too, you seem pleasant. Thank you for being so.

Bad Cop Anon, I'm not sure what prompted this attack. Care to share?

Princess, for Christmas I'll get you some suntan lotion if you get me a kiddie pool.

J

Shame in me said...

Yay i heard from elena :) shes ok i can stop worrying now.

LEAVE CUPCAKE ALONE!!!!

Anonymous said...

What's up with Elena? I've missed something here.

anima said...

Awww, I love J's Hawaiian name. It's so pretty.

Sis Midnite, I love you!!!

Anonymous said...

You want this straight?

Damn right I do, Mayonaise, up the ass, skip the lubricant.

I'm the only one here who can take it....

Smoke said...

Yay! Thank you J! Consider it done.

Shame in me said...

Anonymous said...
My problem is the people here.

What if Gerard's having some genuine mental issues?

"No, he's behaving like a fucking idiot in need of a 'vunching'!"

Someone here acts up to get attention and you fall over yourselves to look so very caring.

Bullshit, you just want the attention too!

December 13, 2007 12:45 PM


if gerard wanted me too i would take care of him the same way i would take care of cupcake if i could.

theres a big difference between cupcake and gerard though. Age for one, not meaning to sound condesending but she only a baby leave her alone. Things can be hard at her age, you feel the angst a lot more
Gerard is acting cupcakes age sometimes in front of millions of people.

I do feel for the guy though if he is having mental problems, it would sadden me no end

Smoke said...

Wow, Anon.

That's so........harsh.

anima said...

"up the ass, skip the lubricant."

OUCHY!

Vivienne said...

Anon, if Gerard Way is having genuine mental issues than I wish him the very best, like i would anyone. Doesn't mean I don't get frustrated.

I have genuine mental health issues myself, and sadly, what you said managed to hurt me. because I'm a mess...
I hope you're fucking happy.

Goodnight ladies, Take care.
Cupcake.

Shame in me said...

kapunua she just posted about 9hours ago a rather down beat post, feeling like she didnt belong here etc it was a really sad post. i emailed her though and i just got a reply saying it was just a badnight etc. shes ok but i think a lot of us are a bit blue this december arent we?

Extra big hugs for elena when she gets here

Anonymous said...

Thank you J and Cupcake. You seem like nice people!

I'll say Goodbye!

Pants of Peace

Anonymous said...

AH, okay, I see the letter. Funny how I didn't recognize you, Elena, with your Leia icon. O_O

Elena, I'm not sure any of us has anything to offer anyone else here. we keep coming back, right? It's not about fitting in or finding your place or even offering "help" or whatever. It's just kinda about hanging out, talking with each other etc.

What can any of us offer to this mysterious blog owner? Nothing aside from a few words when we can. Even then, we have no context. We're all in the same place, you know? ANd Mayo, he isn't any more deserving of our presence than anyone else. He's just another one of us, no matter how much he tries to put himself either above, below or beside. It doesn't work like that.

So don't you be like that, either. ;D

anima said...

Cupcake, please do not let the anon upset you. We care about you okay. Get some rest and we will see you later on. *hugs*

Shame in me said...

Cupcake just ignore the anon :/ take care of yourself honey and get some sleep. things are always a hell of a lot worse when you are sleep deprived. Get some cocoa and settle in bed and have sweet dreams and come back refreshed and we will all be here for you with hugs and kisses xxx

Original Punk J said...

Anon said,

What if Gerard's having some genuine mental issues?


I myself have always thought that.

Mental issues, along with possible chemical and alcohol dependency, emotional upheaval, and just plain old fear.

Go back and read the things L has written.

J

Anonymous said...

I'm Fucking Exultant!!

anima said...

Nicely said Kapunua. SIM, thank you for checking on Elena.

Elena, we love you and we need you here. You give a lot to all of us. And SS even likes your whisper of wisdom. Don't forget that.

Anonymous said...

Look at me! I'm blue again!

Anonymous said...

Hey Kap! How much of your drama did you make up to get "Mayo" to make a post for you THIS time????

Shame in me said...

I'm Fucking Exultant!!

i dont know what that means i have no dictionary to hand can someone define that word for me?

Shame in me said...

Hey anima :) no need to say thankyou, if anyone else was around at the time they would have checked up on her too. Its what friends do.
I dont like to see anyone in distress :/

Anonymous said...

It means I'm almost religiously happy, retard.

Was your dog even ill, Baby Bird?

anima said...

Anon, why are you so fucking exultant?

SIM, it means jubulant, overly happy, excited...

Anonymous said...

Hey anon-vulture! You're a cowardly twuntburger without a name, why don't you crawl back inside your Mom and get yourself aborted?

anima said...

Anon, that is going way too far. Back the fuck up!

Original Punk J said...

K,

Thank you! It's beautiful! White Phantom. Hmm.

Lisa's on the phone, she wants hers done too! She said it would most likely come from "Elizabeth"'s meaning, but she's not Elizabeth, just Lisa.

J

Anonymous said...

The whore of Mayo, that's you.

Shame in me said...

Are you calling Kapunua a liar? hahaha what a scumbag!!

I doubt very much that she made anything up for attention. Does she really strike you as that kind of person? And if you think by posting here her troubles that that is crying for attention then you are mistaken she is merely sharing her troubles with friends that care for her. Thats what friends do.

Maybe if you were a little nicer then we would help you with your obvious problems.

Anonymous said...

Cupcake hoped I was "fucking happy". I am.

Original Punk J said...

Anonymous said...
I'm Fucking Exultant!!



No, you're Fucking Cruel. Get the fuck out of Mayo's House with that mouth. Vulture.

SOMEBODY GET ME THE BROOM!!!

J

Shame in me said...

Haha call me what ever you like anon, im hardly a retard for not knowing the definition of one word however i bet if i looked up retard there would be a picture of you there.

Anonymous said...

Amusingly, Anon@12.58 & 1.03 isn't even me!!

We're breeding...

Shame in me said...

Twuntburger said...
Amusingly, Anon@12.58 & 1.03 isn't even me!!

We're breeding...

December 13, 2007 1:05 PM


oh dear lord thats a terrible mental image

Anonymous said...

Lisa, lessee... Dedicated to God. okay, a tough one! Lemme have a go. "Dedicated" seems to be "la'a." There are like a thousand words in Hawaiian for every English word, so I usually have to pick the closest match, or the one that sounds best. "To" is I, and God is Ke Akua.

La'aikeakua.

The okina, that apostrophe in English, represents a glottal stop. You know the sound when you hear it. The I in Hawaiian is pronounced "ee," and the "e" is pronounced "eh."

Tell Lisa hi for me!

Anonymous said...

Did somebody just call me the whore of Mayo?

Anonymous said...

Shame in me said...
Are you calling Kapunua a liar? hahaha what a scumbag!!

I doubt very much that she made anything up for attention. Does she really strike you as that kind of person?


Back yourself up to December 12, 2007 10:23 AM.

Not crying for attention much!!

Original Punk J said...

SIM, I'm glad Elena is alright. I worry about her sometimes. She's such a sweetheart, and she doesn't realize how valuable she is to us.

Elena, if you're reading, I love you! Remember, be true to the inner you and you'll be okay. You're strong, and you're beautiful.

J

sdock10 said...

WTF?

I am missing all the fun...fuck that.

I want to play too.

Anonymous said...

"why don't you crawl back inside your Mom and get yourself aborted?"

That's more discusting then anything anyone said to you. yes your the whore of Mayo.

elena said...

Thank you SIM, Amima, Sister and Kapunua.
I was having a bad night. I probably shouldn't have posted my silly goodnight to Mayo cause that's when the feeling just hit me. You all have been so kind to me sometimes I just don't know what to say.

As I told SIM I won't leave Mayo's unless he kicks me out. There is just so much love here I think sometimes I just don't feel worthy. I feel like I'm just sucking up the love and giving nothing in return.

Oh and ANON who's being nasty to Kapunua and Cupcake. Really just go away.

Anonymous said...

Good Afternoon Sdock10,

I was just saying how fucking hypocritical you all were and that lying about personal crises makes Baby Jesus cry...

Then Baby Bird gave me a shiny new name, which I love!

Anonymous said...

Elena, who is worthy and who isn't? We're all pretty much on the same level here.* ^_^ I'm glad to hear you're staying. I have abandonment issues. ;D





*Except me. I'm the Whore of Mayo. Which is hilaiopus and kind of awesome.

Anonymous said...

Wow, watch me misspell a purposely misspelled word. FTW!

Anonymous said...

Elena said...
Oh and ANON who's being nasty to Kapunua and Cupcake. Really just go away.


Do you mean me, or the other one?

Shame in me said...

I wanted to be the whore of mayo!! Damn kapunua you stole that award from me i have been working hard all day for that title, flirting with all and sundry, damn...

sdock10 said...

Me a hypocrite? Surely you are mistaken.

Have you read my work?

Anonymous said...

She probably doesn't even have dogs.... and a crow seriosly who has a pet crow??? you want to pretend your this cool mysterious person with a crow and shit, LMAO whatever whore. Mayo is an idiot if he beleives anything you say, that's right MAYONAISE YOUR AN IDIOT if you beleive her.

elena said...

Thank you J I just saw your comment after I had just posted mine.


Okay ANON - Enough it enough. I wonder if you know how completely juvenile you sound? Let's see how much attention are you trying to get? Give it a break.

Shame in me said...

right i "backed myself up" (i made reversing noises and everything!)

I dont see any attention seeking there. Dont comment on things you dont understand
I think you are screaming for more attention than kapunua ever has...

Shame in me said...

its believe by the way

whats wrong with a pet crow?

and do you think mayonaise really cares? What are you looking out for mayo now from the wicked witch that is kapunua? hahaha thats funny

elena said...

Twuntburger said...
Elena said...
Oh and ANON who's being nasty to Kapunua and Cupcake. Really just go away.

Do you mean me, or the other one?


That would be you and the horse you rode in on.

Anonymous said...

I am Twuntburger, hear me ROAR!!

And I can spell too.

Original Punk J said...

K,

Thanks from Lisa! She's driving home as we speak, she may be on later today.

I know glottal stops, remember I was a speech pathologist. ;)

"Whore of Mayo". Sounds like a film.

Would the "Whore of Mayo" be Salsa? Y'know, kinda spicy but oh so yummy. There ya go. We'll call you Salsa!

J

Anonymous said...

That's right, I don't have dogs or a crow. I made it up to seem more goth because you know, that's the fashion.

I also dislike Taking Back Sunday. I don't speak Hawaiian. I don't even dance Hula. In fact I don't have a job at all, or any friends. I have never traveled out of the country or even out of the state for that matter. I do not have a degree in anything, I do not rehabilitate wild birds. I also don't know Kung Fu, so not only could I not kick your ass verbally, over the internet and make you cry to your Mama like a little bitch, but I also could not kick your ass in person if needed, even with a knee that requires surgery and with you holding onto my long queue of hair, which I also do not have.

Clearly you are better than I am in every way.

anima said...

Hi Elena!

"I feel like I'm just sucking up the love and giving nothing in return." You give a lot in return. We love having you here.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, a speech therapist! Of course you know. That's so cool. ^_^

I can be Salsa for ya, baby. ;D

Anonymous said...

Baby Bird,

What do you feed your dogs?

Anonymous said...

Twuntburger: your mother's ass.

Shame in me said...

Fuck me that was classic kapunua!!!
Thats my single favourite thing thats ever been said on here haha.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if anyone else here thinks that a blogging couple knows a lot more than they say.
They both have 3 letter abbreviations if you don’t know who I mean. I don’t care if I get slammed, I just wanted to ask.

Carrie said...

C,mon. How obvious--she feeds them twuntburgers.

Anonymous said...

If only I had a mother...

Original Punk J said...

K feeds her dogs nosy, ugly-mouthed teenagers. That's why they're happy: there's always plenty to eat.

K herself does not exist at all, though. She is Salsa, the Artist Formerly Known as K.

Elena, it's cool. You fit in here with the rest of us Misfits. :)

Hmmm...Whore of Mayo.

Can I be the Whore of SS?

J

Carrie said...

or not obvious, K came up with something better!

anima said...

J, I love the salsa idea for the film. I think our very own 'Sweet & Spicy' could have one of the lead roles. That would be very spicy!!!

elena said...

Thanks Anima. I love being here most of the time. You know the nasty Anon's sorta ruin it for everyone.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you also don't ahve a boyfriend, do you??? YOu made one up.

Anonymous said...

...I mean she died when I was so young. I don't even know if I remember her or if the memories come from photos and stories.

God, help me someone.....



......I need the attention!!!

Shame in me said...

nah kapunua is mayo remember!!!

Shame in me said...

twuntburger i actually felt bad for you there!

Anonymous said...

That makes me my OWN whore then. Nice! I wish I paid myself more.

Anon, no I do not have a boyfriend, nor am I in the market for one. There is a boy that I am half-heartedly seeing and I'm not sure if I like him yet.

Spin, spin, sugar.

anima said...

Anon, everyone here is made up. No one is real, nor are their stories real. Mayo made all of us out of his imagination.

Anonymous said...

Don't waste your pity Shame in me, like I said, I'm fucking exalted.

Laterz!!

P.S. Sorry to hear about your VW Bug Elena, those cars are classic!

elena said...

Twuntburger said...
...I mean she died when I was so young. I don't even know if I remember her or if the memories come from photos and stories.
God, help me someone.....
......I need the attention!!!

Yeah you DO need attention. That's pretty obvious.

anima said...

Alright my blogbelieve friends, Mayo has instructed me that I must go to the "Work Christmas Party" now.

Love to all of you. [Mayo and SS, too]

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I wonder if anyone else here thinks that a blogging couple knows a lot more than they say.
They both have 3 letter abbreviations if you don’t know who I mean. I don’t care if I get slammed, I just wanted to ask.

December 13, 2007 1:30 PM



anon what do you think they might know im curious too i think you are right

Shame in me said...

you are a random twuntburger arent you!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hi all

Anonymous said...

No squealin', remember that it's all in your head.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous @ 1:30
They say they aren’t a couple. They say they don’t know anything about Mayo.
Someone even asked her a bunch of questions about it on her blog hours ago.
Believe what you want, I do. I like them either way.

- innocent

Shame in me said...

Hi martha jones how are you?

sister midnite said...

Great, more Anons.

New Anon (not Pants of Peace), Twuntburger, they're both pus-infected cum-bubbles.

Feel free to fuck off anytime, losers. BN and INO are waiting for you.

Vivienne said...

Well darn it, the sun rose, and I couldn't sleep.
Christmas shopping today.

Sorry to the sweetie who thought I should try something more lethal, I didn't go with your advice, I just had a shower.

So who's still here?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Sim I'm alright and yourself

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello cupcake good to see you are alright

As for that cum sucking uncle fucker. It can go fuck it's self with a rusty lead pipe.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous @ 1:30
They say they aren’t a couple. They say they don’t know anything about Mayo.
Someone even asked her a bunch of questions about it on her blog hours ago.
Believe what you want, I do. I like them either way.

- innocent


im confused maybe were not thinking of the same people what do they know about mayo do they know ss i wondered about the couple around the december first when ss wrote that letter

Vivienne said...

Hello MJ, *big hugs*

Anonymous said...

The couple I talk about is a blogger and a named anon.

-innocent

Original Punk J said...

Hey MJ, Sis M! My, what pretty mouths today, ladies. ;)

K, just got off the phone with L. She loves her Hawaiian name, too, but said, "Wha...?" She's got another one for you.

Her brother. His name is...

ZIMRI.

I swear to you, that's his real name. GOOD LUCK!

J

Anonymous said...

Aon @ 1:58: We get it. Okay? But hw much does it matter.

ZIMRI? Okay, that's gonna take a little research. ^_^ That's cool, though!

Anonymous said...

"The couple I talk about is a blogger and a named anon."

Named? Disguised is more like it. She's more then a blogger, way too talented to be "nothing". They are exactly who I have questions about.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The couple I talk about is a blogger and a named anon.

-innocent


i dont know who this is im thinking of somebody else

Shame in me said...

hey cupcake :) i wish you could sleep, its dangerous depriving yourself of this much sleep.

interesting stuff regarding what anon said

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello opj and kapu.

Cupcake here is a hug right back

Anonymous said...

I want you guys to know that I...I... (*bites knuckle*) I changed my desktop today to something more seasonal. So just... just for now...it is not Adam Lazzara draped erotically over the stage.

*sigh*

Vivienne said...

SO many anons, I'm kinda lost!

Original Punk J said...

Hey Cupcake! My mom puts a teaspoon of vanilla in a glass of milk and heats it in the microwave for a few seconds, then drinks that to help her sleep.

Personally I think it sounds NASTY, but whatever. She says it helps.

She also believes Tylenol is a miracle drug.

So there ya go. :)

J

Original Punk J said...

*gasping for breath*

NO ADAM?! What's the world coming to, I ask you? Oh the humanity!

Dare I ask...is your seasonal theme...

*whispers*

SANTA?

J

Vivienne said...

Thank you J, That's sweet of you, but sadly, my stomach is very delicate these days....
Vanilla and milk... oh man, I could not handle that!

Anonymous said...

Actually, it's just a closeup of sleet that fell onto the ice this morning. O_O Gosh!

Zimri means "valuable." That one I know off the top of my head 'cause I had a bird with this name once. ^_^ Makamai.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if hamburger, or I mean , twuntburger is here. Anyhoo, hello and good afternoon/evening everyone. Hi there cupcake. How are you feeling today?

Vivienne said...

Kap, what does Vivienne mean?

sister midnite said...

K - No Adam? TWF?
Photoshop a Santa hat on his head & you got seasonal. ^_~

J - Thanks. Anons bring out the best in me, can you tell?

Hi MJ!

Anons, you're talking about AIP and TMA. We get it. Move on, please?

Vivienne said...

Hello lovely Avenger, I survived my vicious anon attack, *yawns*, so I'm ok!
How are you hun?

sdock10 said...

Kapunua,

What does Shelby mean?

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, here's a song or everyone who feels down, or left out, or just whatever.

Okay, so this is for anyone having a bad day, questioning something, questioning your worth, why you're here, etc.


Gummed up, brain dead and can't decide
you can't pray enough, you can't hide
You can be cool or you can cry
Do it wrong
Not it all
Or do it right

No one owes you, no one's to blame
Save for bad genes or DNA

Ask your conscience the why and how
Do it then
Do it when
But, do it now

What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
(Hey you, you better ask her nice!)
All you gotta do, happy fool, is ask your mom

No we all can't be Superfly GQ PhD FBI
You can pretend or you can try
Move ahead
Lay down dead
Or slip on by

When the truth seems so farway
Buddha loves you and Jesus saves
You need answers for your dismay

Ask yourself
Ask your mom
Ask DNA


What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
(Hey you, you better ask her nice!)
All you gotta do, happy fool, is ask your mom

Kamakamakama ask your mama
Super groovy mama Dahli Lama

What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
(Hey you, you better ask her nice!)
All you gotta do, happy fool, is ask your mom!


I listen to it whenever I start to feel like that. Playing it right now, in fact. ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello sis m, sd10 and Bc

Shame in me said...

kapunua what does juliette mean? if you would be so kind :)

hey bc!!! how are you honey pie?

Vivienne said...

I think I may try a catnap ladies!

wish me luck! xoxo
cupcake

JocelynHolly said...

Hey guys! =]

sdock10 said...

Hi All,

I'm at work...just blowing in and blowing out.

muahahha

That's my favorite word to today..BLOW!

Shame in me said...

good luck cakey :) may your dreams be as sweet as you are!!!

sdock- blow is a good word :)

Anonymous said...

Hi there sis m, mj, shame in me, cupcake, paperheart, everyone else.
Shame in me I'm doing okay, just editing some stories that I wrote a long time ago. I'm cold but okay how about you? how are you teddy bear? *hugs

Shame in me said...

Hey paperheart!!! How are you chicklet?

Anonymous said...

Good luck cupcake! Hi there sd10

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Have a good rest cupcake

Hello Ph

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised if the anon above is AIP. I actually think she also is TMA. Oh the conversations they have with themselves! Before anyone gets carried away TMA is not Gerard unless he gets up at stupid o'clock to post flirty messages to himself (as TMA and AIP are clearly the same person)and of course she says she knows nothing, she is happy to drop hints and then backpeddle saying she knows nothing cos she thinks it makes her look like she is keeping a big secret. Reverse psychology much? But only a few ppl are aware of this, so now she has brought TMA to Mayo's to raise her profile but that went largely unnoticed as well so now she is posting as an anon 'oooh, I think AIP and TMA know stuff about MCR...who could they be and how do they fit into all this?' FFS nobody is buying it. Drop it and move on.

Anonymous said...

“Anons, you're talking about AIP and TMA. We get it. Move on, please?”
Sorry, forgot only you people can talk here. We were trying to talk because we think the same thing. This blog went from solving riddles to acting like trash and name calling. I bet Mayo is proud of you.

Shame in me said...

im ok actually thanks BC, i have been seriously bummed out the past few weeks for a number of reasons but today has been really fun. Been making xmas pictures on paint and super imposing heads on, it has been funny haha im gonna make one for everyone here at mayos.
I lost the mystery guy :/ i upset him and now im not allowed to talk to him...oops
i was really upset but now im guessing i shoould just move the hell on somewhat

Anonymous said...

im confused maybe were not thinking of the same people what do they know about mayo do they know ss i wondered about the couple around the december first when ss wrote that letter


What? What couple and what letter?

JocelynHolly said...

Hey BC, SIM, and Martha! *HUG*

Goodbye to those I missed!

Hello Anonymous'.

Anonymous said...

hello paperheart *hugs*

JocelynHolly said...

This is what I posted at AIP's blog.

paperheartxx said...

Hey AIP! I am just popping in. How are you doing today?

So, are people still thinking that TMA is our lovely Mayonaise? Or Gerard Way?

All I have to say is,
if he were Mayonaise; then why would TMA say that he doesn't like going to the Mayo blogs, or that he doesn't like Mayonaise?

If The Masked Anon were G-Way, why would he be on these blogs daily, when he could be off having sex with his wife or hanging with his band?


That is just my thinking.

Personally; I don't really care who the people on these blogs really are. I like them for being themselves and for being good friends.

December 13, 2007 2:33 PM
Delete

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Anonymous *HUG*

JocelynHolly said...

I will be right back. I am going to quickly eat lunch, then come back okay?

Please carry on everyone=]

*HUG*

Shame in me said...

Why move on from the tma and aip stuff? i think its interesting, just my opinion though

Anonymous said...

Vivienne--one of my favorite names--means "alive." In Hawaiian that's Ola. ^_^

Shelby, which I think is adorable: either "willow," "sheltered town," "town in the hollow," or "village on the ledge." The one I get most is "Sheltered town" so we'll go with that. In Hawaiian, "town" is kunanahale, but the Hawaiian idea of "town" is kinda different from the American one; that implies more like "house site" or something. The transliteration of "town" is "kaona"* which is much easier to say. "Sheltered" is malu. So Shelby, you're Kaonamalu.



*A word about "Kaona." in Hawaiian, T becomes K, and all words end in a vowel, so when you're looking to translate something that has no ancient equivalent, you have to do it phonetically. BUT! "Kaona is actually a word in Hawaiian that doesn't mean "town." It is actually one of my favorite words because it describes a poetic device in Hawaiian poetry. Kaona means "hidden meaning." Any time you read a poem in Hawaiian or a song lyric, you're looking for the kaona which is often sexual in nature. Like, a lot of their songs are about ships going into docks, or vines clinging to cliffs etc. This is all kaona. ^_^

Anonymous said...

the times TMA has posted rule out him being Gerard. yeah, I know what we always say, but I mean it they REALLY DO rule him out.

Anonymous said...

Wow, watch me misspell a purposely misspelled word. FTW!


1ST LAUGH OF THE DAY

THANK YOU VERY MUCH ;)

Anonymous said...

Juliette means "youthful." 'Opiopio. ^_^

Anonymous said...

i still think tma and aip are the same person.

Anonymous said...

Some of you anons make it sound like this is some Watergate scandal.
Unfortunately, I have to go make an pit stop at the store. Be back in a few

Anonymous said...

ILY MUSTARD. ^_^

Anonymous said...

2:31, nice try. I spoke to them both at the same time, in real time. I saw both their photos. They’re just regular people. She ignores the whole Mayo-Gerard-TMA thing because she knows TMA for a long time. The Mayo-Gerard part is funny to her because it doesn’t matter. If she was doing it for attention, why hide it all at her blog? You have all the answers.

Why not attack someone who is around to talk back?

Anonymous said...

pot.kettle.black. BC?

Original Punk J said...

Hey Bubbles! Hey Avenger!

Anon, what's the big deal about AIP and TMA? Why does it bother you?

J

Anonymous said...

Why not attack someone who is around to talk back?

oh but you are around aip.

Anonymous said...

That is fortunately for us.

Anonymous said...

Some of you sound like a badly translated fortune cookie.

You know, I'm just saying.

Anonymous said...

I have a three-letter abbreviation, and I know Gerard personally.


Do you believe me?




Nah.


I'd just like to know why this place becomes so choustic (Why, Hello Adam Lazzara and your funniness) when Anons come in.

Why don't you guys play nice like the rest of us?







*I also know jack-shit.

Anonymous said...

TMA/AIP as anonymous said...

it doesn’t matter



I recognize you by your large apostrophe's aip. O_o

both you and tma have the same large apostrophe's....hmmm...

Shame in me said...

Kapunua said...
Some of you sound like a badly translated fortune cookie.

You know, I'm just saying.

December 13, 2007 2:48 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha i cant stop laughing its so true hahaha

Thankyou very much for the translation Kapunua :)

Anonymous said...

Kap, I heart you 2. (shameless chatspeak)


AIP is around.


She lurks and ignores me frequently. ;)


Heya AIP!

sister midnite said...

Name calling? The names were only for the anons who went at us first. Twuntburger and the other one from earlier.

Sweetie pie, I've been here a lot longer than you. If Mayo was going to kick me out of his house for having a foul mouth, he would have done so ages ago.

Incidentally, your assumptions are right on the money. AIP is going to be angry that I busted her secret, but...













AIP is actually Bob Bryar, and TMA is Mikey Way.

There, are you satisfied?

Shame in me said...

opiopio i like that a lot im repeating it over and over in between laughing over the fortune cookie gag hahaha

Original Punk J said...

Hey everybody, L just got home and she says "HELLO!" and "I'm tired." She will be on later tonight.

She also says Thank you Kapunua for the translations of her and her brother's names. She figured "Zimri" would give you some trouble. It does everybody else! Most people, including the family, call him Zim.

BTW, for the Anon who called K the "Whore of Mayo", L has one question:

"Can I be the Harlot of Mayo? It's got a nice ring to it."

And I STILL want to be the Whore of SS, dammit!

J

JocelynHolly said...

Hey OPJ! *HUG*

Shame in me said...

Ive just noticed i seem to have an aversion to the full stop!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
TMA/AIP as anonymous said...

it doesn’t matter



I recognize you by your large apostrophe's aip. O_o

both you and tma have the same large apostrophe's....hmmm...


Wow that is a fucking big apostrophe!

Smoke said...

And I STILL want to be the Whore of SS, dammit!


J,

Can we share him? I'll play nice, I promise. ^_~

Shame in me said...

regarding the apostrophies, doesnt that just mean they have similar keyboard's? I dont think they are the same person. Who exactly would have that much free time! and be that bored?

JocelynHolly said...

I am heading back to school.

You all are on my mind, and I love you all dearly.

All my love; and a zillion hugs;
- 007
*HUG*

Shame in me said...

Bye paperheart :)

Anonymous said...

yes they could have similar keyboards but i don't see anyone else with apostrophe's like that...can you say coincidence? I'm not buying it.

Anonymous said...

That is the sort of thing you would do BECAUSE you were bored. Who would have that much free time? Not sure what you mean, she isn't on all the time.

Shame in me said...

if you look at tma comments on here he doesnt have big apostrophies.

Anonymous said...

he does on her blogs I've seen them. i noticed ages ago.

Original Punk J said...

Princess,

Of course you can share! We can be...

Get ready...

CO-WHORES.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, we'll play nice. With SS. Won't we, SS? Or would you rather we play naughty?

J

Anonymous said...

You know what they say about guys with big apostrophes, right?

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