You want this straight?
Then you have to be willing to hear me out, and that means all of it. You can not pick and choose the verse; the ugly shit has got to ring in your head too. The things that I say that cling to your clothes like mildew, the stench entrenched, leaving you filthy.
What is the matter? You can’t wash it off? Well, neither can I.
I repeat myself so much these days that the truth is often lost in the mix. Say it, say it again, and again. You try it and see how well rehearsed you can be. Sometimes I change my mind, and you use it against me. You will tuck it away, and bring it out for a later date, only to make me eat shit and lie.
And you will use it against me.
Tuck it away for a later date,
only to make me eat shit...
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TMA said;
"All of the cool kids know me from hanging around with her."
Bugger, PP is the uncool kid at the back of the blog.
"I was adequate when the ladies investigated me."
I always find 'adequate' to be used modestly.
*Leaves spare honey for MissT and a tape measure out of interest*
Boy, do I remember that.
Wouldn't It Be Nice who sings this song
well I'm off to bed you guys have fun. Cupcake I want to see you again tomorrow alright
Beach Boys. ^_^
MJ, I'm almost always here!
Goodnight hun *hugs*
She Got Away in my pants.
Yes me too, MJ.
Have a good night all.
Goodnight Amy, tma.
Night MJ,
I'm going too! Night all. Kapunua look after your leg!
Cupcake,
Be here tomorrow! Okay!
And why can't we be visited by males who don't always have sex on their brains (shakes head) Some decent conversation wouldn't go astray!
off...not to bed.
Just off.
night PP
we are rapidly approaching the dead zone
quasimodo a go go in my pants
An Orgy Of Critics in my pants!
goodnight katherine
men? not sex on brain? they exist?
lol
This Is Fucking Ecstasy in my pants!
Cool.
Jingle Bells in my pants
good night to all who have gone. ^.^
i've been giggling at all these song titles. :)
Ergo,
Yeah I know that's hard, but sometimes I feel they need a punch in their nuts, (get what I mean? I'm getting angry because of something happening in my real life. I'm NOT a nice girl!)
katherine -peeking in, goodnight!
Tease me in my pants
You're The Wanker If Anyone Is in my pants.
katherine I absolutley agree with you!!
it'd be nice if they used their head brain instad of their little brain once in a while, but that takes years of training
night!
You're an Asshole in my pants
My Bare Hands in my pants.
Only,not really.
Maybe you do.
Hey Ergo, is it only you and me sharing our hilariopus song titles?
I want candy in my pants
I think it is just us at the moment
Doomsday device in my pants....
And with that, for now, I'm signing out, but I'll be on every so often...forever!
I keep strange hours, you never know quite when I'll pop up!
I love, adore and worship you all!
....
MAYO, drop in for an orgy sometime, bring your wife if you like!
xoxo cupcake, who will be ok.
Slumming It With Johnny in my pants.
Who the hell is Johnny?
Sounds fun.
That's cool,Ergo.
We can laugh out loud together.
good on you cupcake
have a good night
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm in my pants
We Killed It in my pants.
Oh damn, son.
What was it?
mmm bop in my pants
lol I wrote mmm bob in my pants !
A little ray * in my pants
*
...of sunshine
watching the detectives in my pants
they're always searching for something!
The Truth Is, You Should Lie With Me in my pants.
If you could fit.
Ergo, that was funny!
Mickey in my pants
Dirty frank in my pants
you two have become your own comedy routine. ;)
Skinny, Mean Man in my pants.
Mikey? Dude, whoever you are, get out!
Oh my god Ergo, how hilariopus is that?
All three mention that.
I can't find a gerard one :(
Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye in my pants
lol entropy
skinny mean man inmy pants could be gerards
G ~ You look good to me .in my pants . .
well it's a line from A your're adorable inmy pants
we are The E Team
Franklin in my pants.
Like yours, just not dirty.
Send The Pain Below in my pants.
Ow.
Twist and Shout in my pants
My Gun Go Off in my pants.
Peep Show in my pants.
Too Hot in my pants.
I Don't Need 'Em in my pants.
Rowdy Rowdy in my pants.
Couple more and I'm out.
This is just too fun.
ok you funny girls, i'm actually putting myself to bed at an appropriate hour tonight, so i'll say good night to you both and leave you to your lyrical devices. ^.^
Kapuna Kapuna........ its always HER. Why does every one call on HER when they have problem. attention whore much!
I think I'm running out of steam.
i must go do some house stuff and get dinner organized
thanks for the fun entropy and for watching TJ
you two have a good night,hope mayo has a laugh if he sees it all.
I may check back in later.
love to all
Bang bang in my pants
Dracula's Tango in my pants
Oops I did it again in my pants
we must continue this another time!!
anon I don't think anyone called her today, but hey you're entitled to your opinion, it's just noone will be here to hear it now.
wait 10 hrs or so and try again.
have a good night anon !
hi girls!
hi Mayo!
hi TMA! *blushes*
-We are the sound.. in my pants
-Sweetness... in my pants
-Love is a place...in my pants
-Give 'Em Hell, Kid...in my pants
-Special Needs...in my pants
-Gotta get myself into it...
LOL
Cuppy, hang in there girl!
aw andie I have to go...
so nice to see you again though, hope someone else turns up for you soon.
hope you had a good day!
when do you find out about the radio job?
Let's Take A Ride in my pants.
What Goes Around Comes Around in my pants.
Baby One More Time in my pants.
Boys in my pants.
Showdown in my pants.
Goodnight you guys!
Hope to talk to you guys tomorrow!
Anon, why the fuck do you care?
You're wrong and all but still, why? Don't bother anwsering 'cause I'm out. Night.
Hey Andie. I think you missed all the fun. I was here earlier but just watched.
I was playing Guitar Hero and now my wrist hurts. LOL
hi ergo!
we'll find out about the job on january, but this saturday they will tell me if I'm still on the game
*snif* so, I'm here alonee?
mayo,
everytime i thought about this blog today, i had an unsettled feeling. it's not worry, precisely, it's just that i'm used to hashing everything out when there's a disagreement, talking about the problem until the people involved are restored to amity. this was too open-ended, you yelled and you left.
so i'm waiting for your next post, waiting to see what your tone will be, and hoping to find that this entry gave you the release you needed from the frustration bottled within.
but maybe you've got more to say. these blogs do seem to invite us to exorcise our demons, to be a place to give our darknesses voice. your own blog should be no different, even though it's also become our clubhouse.
so whatever you aim to say with your next post, sweet or dark, cryptic or direct, just know i'm waiting to read it. this current one may have left me unsettled, but that springs from a helpless sorrow that you've been feeling that way and that there was nothing i could do to ease it.
i can only say i'm sorry, and hope you're feeling better.
good night, mayo.
sleep peacefully, be restored.
hello elena! how's your daughter?
yeah, it seems I'm late.....just discovered I'm an answer in the quiz! :D
Hi there andie how are you?
My daughter is fine. Her poor car is not. It was a 1970 VW. The bug is crushed.
Hey BC
hi BC!
I'm good, just a bit concern about Cupcake.
I went to see this horror movie on Monday....and still can't sleep :(
how are you,dear?
Hi there Elena.
Andie, I'm doing okay, just writing some stuff. The perfect time of night to do so ^_^
Good luck with that contest/job thing!
I'm glad to read she's fine, Elena!
Mom would say "new year, new car"!
Thanks BC! I'm very excited about it!:D
Well girls, I'm off.
I'll crash my anti-vampire folks's bed!
Sweet dreams!
'night Mayo!
your welcome and sweet dreams and goodnight to you andie! I'm going to go edit something. Sweet dreams Elena. Take care
Mayo
End of the night thoughts.
I hope you are feeling better. Venting can help. I just hope it did some good.
You know someone said something to me today that made me think. I guess I've just fooling myself. I've never really fit in anywhere and maybe that's why I was so drawn to this place. But now I realize I don't really fit in here either. I've lived too many empty years. Years that I let get by me without enjoying them. Without really living them. The people here are all so interesting; they have so much to offer you. What the hell could I possibly offer? Maybe I'm one of those people that’s not meant to fit in anywhere. It's okay. I just really wanted this to be different. You know? Like a last chance to be the me I always wanted to be but was too afraid. I'm glad you aren't reading this because I know it would make no sense. Oh well. Take care Mayo. I hope your tomorrow is filled with happiness. Don't let hurt and anger ruin it. Each day is precious. Wish I had something more to offer you but hey, I got nothing.
I will stay here because I promised. It was a promise I made to you and while I'm sure it makes no difference to you I don't break promises.
Who knows maybe tomorrow I will be able to go back to fooling myself. I've gotten better at it over the years.
Elena are you ok there sweetie?
I know sometimes the world can get you down, it gets me down a lot too especially at this time of year, but you are a valueable perdon here at mayo's.
You have a lot more to offer than me, you really do, and everyone likes you.
I hope that you will be coming back to the blog, this isnt a goodbye is it?
If you arent happy with who you are its nevere too late to become the real you, it will be hard but you can do it love. everyone has had to make big changed like that at somepoint in their lived.
I hope you are still here and i hope you reply, i will worry about you :/
God the typos in that!!! I am turning the light on haha
elena i have sent you an email. please get in touch
"And you will use it against me.
Tuck it away for a later date,
only to make me eat shit..."
Mayo isnt that a tad hypocritical?
if you offer your hand when they need help but then hold it against the person when they take it.
You have to pick everyone else up, only one person picks you up, well sorry if im wrong in thinking that friendship is a two way street.
Does asking for your help suddenly erase all the times "said" person has helped you or did you just forget?
Sorry that "said" person needed you. Its hard holding everything together.
as i'm behind and not caught up on what you guys were talking about last night you may have already seen it. but if not go take a look its only 56 secs long and i guarentee it'll cheer you up!! ray looks so hot in it. go see!!
http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/3528014
anyway hello everyone, just popping in before i go about my ridiculously hectic day!!
hi mayo.
hi SS wherever you are??
elena stop beating yourself up! you make me sad when you aren't your usual witty positive self! you do fit in here everyone does even if we differ we all fit in here because its our home that we created it together!
you are interesting and special. good god i don't think i'm interesting or special just generally worn out chasing my tail and getting through each day only to start another one! so we all think like you elena. please don't be down it's never too late, never ever! ok! now go and see ray looking hot and frankie looks ridiculously cute too with a very silly grin on his face!! ok and you get to see gerard's underwear,(not msi pink ones thank god, don't vomit!!) bob is smirking all the way through and mikey looks indifferent to it all!! in true mikey style!
love to all lets hope we all have good days and achieve everything we set out to do!! sending positive vibes to one and all today!!
apologies for wamk grammar!! bastard! no fucking edit facility gets on my fucking nerves! oh shit there goes my positive vibes!! i'm easily fucked off by the little things cos i'm stupidly anal!
mother fucker i can't even spell "wank" i mean what is the fucking world coming to if i can't spell wank FOR FUCKS SAKE!! jesus!! deep breaths!!
i'm gonna go check my link now cos i bet it doesn't fucking work and that'll be the fucking icing on the fucking cake won't it!!
thank fuck the link works!! i do hope you all go see it after all this hassle!! it is funny. i'm smiling again and 15 mins later than planned off to conquer my day!!!
check for spelling/grammar errors........ looks ok.
publish your comment!!
BOO!!!! i cant watch it :/ and i really wanted to see gerard knickers, i really needed that type of pick me up this morning hahaha.
Morning Mayo,
And Happy Thirteenth Day of Advent to you!
Thanks Quiz, for the quiz. I remember a lot of stuff that's happened here but I forget who it's happened to, so it's great to have a recap and plug the holes of my ignorance.
Sis M,
I'm British (Welsh-English) too, well half...
Kass xx
does the ghost want you to keep quiet about your dirty little secret? who does he want you to keep it from? your wife? the fans? the media? perhaps they won't understand. after all not everyone can be as understanding as jamia.
Mayo,
Morning, dude. How are you? Me? Typical...headache, moods swinging, thirsty, and sleepy. Predictably unpredictable much?
I won't spew forth much this morning. I have a feeling you still have a lot of shit on your mind. I won't clutter it up and mix it with some of my shit today. I am not thinking clearly and have already changed what I was going to write here about 5 times. Nothing seems right to write.
Still here for you...still here for me...still faithful like that.
May you say everything that's on your mind today even if it's only to yourself.
Love to YOU Always,
s
p.s. still moving?
anon,
What's the big secret? A bit of man love? Big deal.
Morning sdock10 & Sh*t-Stirring Anon!
FYI - It's probably more fun to post that kind of stuff later in the day rather than when most of us (the american bloggers) are asleep in bed...
Apparently my brother occasionally reads these too so hello to him as well!
Kass xx
Hello all....
So latest update, apparently it's amazing I haven't offed myself.Well that's not how the doctor put it exactly.
I sometimes think it would be nice to check into an institution.
Have all my choices made simple.
Spend a month shuffling around in slippers, drawing with crayons.
Hi Kass, Hi Anon(s)!
I'm getting ready for work and listening to some Bert McLove this morning.
Feeling like I have already Buried Myself Alive for the day!
Hope you all have a day filled with McLove, Lovely, and Love.
ELENA,
Babe, you seemed to have had a bad night. It seems I am never around this place for you when you need me. Hang in the corner and wait for me, ok?
SS,
Just feeling the need to wish you some faith, hope, and love today and
ALWAYS!
Cupcake,
It's amazing because you are amazing...remember?
I think we have had this conversation before.
Hugs to you baby!
Sdock10,
Have you ever heard any Eoin McLove? If not, you need to check out the 'Night of the Nearly Dead' episode of a British/Irish Comedy show called 'Father Ted':
Cake Jumper
Cuppers,
(Do you mind me calling you that?)I'm glad to see you're taking steps to sort yourself out. I saw you had a bit of a crisis just after I signed out yesterday but our resident knights in shining armour rode in. A splendid effort by all, yet again!
Kass xx
Mayo said......
" The things that I say that cling to your clothes like mildew, the stench entrenched, leaving you filthy."
======
Yeah, the thing about mildew is that it can be TOXIC. And, when dealing with toxic mildew, washing ain't going to get rid of it! You need to tear down everything that has been contaminated.....
the paneling, dry wall, insulation, bricks, martar - ALL OF IT.
Then, you HOPE everyone affected has the strenght to rebuild - from the foundation UP.
Oops, I just jumped right into that ramble and forgot to say Good Morning/afternoon/evening everyone!
Hi Sdock, Cupcake, Elena, Kass, SIM, anonymous(es).
Love and hugs to ALL (especially BIG HUGS to Cupcake and Elena this morning)
#6
ok i am supposed to be doing other things but i had a catch up, saw the quiz! excellant, and i'm in it even better. so i have the most kids here god i dunno if thats a good thing really! explains why i'm constantly chasing my tail though.
can kapunua or anyone else tell me where this is as i've tried to find it before and couldn't and it was meant to be really funny. (btw i can't seem to bold my typing cos thats just me all over so i hope it makes sense.)
"One of my other favorite times on this blog was when we did that roleplay. I swear I still read that when I need a good laugh. Good times, people, good times. :D"
December 12, 2007 7:46 PM
if anyone can tell me how to bold my typing i would love you for it!
and you've already seen the can can dance so my link was worthless. ok not to worry. bye for now!!
hi anon616
hi cakey :) hope today is a better one for you and the slippers crayon thing sounds like my ideal day. I will come with you if you need support haha. Joking aside im glad you are sorting things out.
hope elena is ok :/
hi sdock!
hi anon talking about man love, nothing wrong with man love haha ive drank a lot of lucozade this morning, my mind is fastly spiralling into the gutter
la la la ala
i am british too!! nobody remembered me in the quiz :/
So are, you sdock, so are you.
Hi FASC, SIM & Anon616,
To Bold stuff type:
{b}STUFF{/b}, but exchange the { for < and } for >.
For Italics, exchange the 'b' for 'i'.
Shame in me, I'd like a friendly face to see while lining up for meds.
You're british SIM? Well, good afternoon to you.
Heck, I haven't even FOUND the quiz yet! I suppose I'm always a little lost ;-)
How about that Kerrang readers poll? You British folks have EXCELLENT TASTE!!!!!
Hi FASC, SIM & Anon616,
just trying this out.
"One of my other favorite times on this blog was when we did that roleplay. I swear I still read that when I need a good laugh. Good times, people, good times. :D"
sorry trying again.
and
"One of my other favorite times on this blog was when we did that roleplay. I swear I still read that when I need a good laugh. Good times, people, good times. :D"
thanks kass i love you!!
must go and crack on now!!
cupcake said...
Shame in me, I'd like a friendly face to see while lining up for meds.
=====
Cupcake: I color one for ya, since I can't be there in person.
Seriously, I keep a box of 164 crayons and a coloring book available - for myself- at all times! Coloring is wonderful therapy!!!!
I mean, have you even seen a child who is unhappy while coloring? Why must we forget the simple joys of tranquil play simply because we've 'grown-up'?
*big hugs*
6
*waves frantically to FASC before she disappears from sight*
Did I spell frantically correctly??? Does it really matter?
;-)
Yes we do Anon616, except I didn't vote because the website kept crashing.
Last year MCR won just about every category: Best Band, Worst Band, Best Album (The Black Parade), Worst Album (The Black Parade), Best Track ("Welcome to the Black Parade"), Best Video ("Welcome to the Black Parade"), Best Live Show, Best Thing about 2006, Worst Thing about 2006, Hero of 2006 (Gerard Way), Villain of 2006 (Gerard Way), and Sexiest Male (Gerard Way).
It's nice that the readers chose the spread the love a bit more this year!
anon616, crayons are lovely....
Anonymous said...
anon,
What's the big secret? A bit of man love? Big deal.
That's the problem, it's not just a 'bit' any more.
On no, Kass! You killed Kerrang's website ;-)
Well, I like the way the LOVE was spread around this year too :)
I'll say it again; EXCELLENT TASTE!
Anon,
If that's true, denial just makes everything worse. It always comes out in the end.
Hi fasc, kass :)
yep am british good afternoon to you all hehe
Cupcake its a deal then :)
We can draw sweet pictures of mayo's house and all the townspeople that frequent it :)
I voted gerard as sexiest female. i didnt realise everyone else would. I cant recall what spurred me onto do it haha i was probably in a silly mood, they should have let him keep his title though.
i thought the polls were quite good this year. i was suprised toro was the sexiest mcr'er though. I am suprised lyn-z didnt win villian of the year also haha thought all the teenies were heartbroke when gee married but they must have got over it haha.
We should have mayo blog awards?
Anon who are the boys in question?
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
anon,
What's the big secret? A bit of man love? Big deal.
That's the problem, it's not just a 'bit' any more.
Ooooh! Is that why they can't look each other in the eye on stage anymore?!
Kass 'cr*p-propagator' 79 xx
WTF?
are they fucking each other?
Mayo awards! oh yes!!!!!!
No really, we have to get categories.
im working on the catergories already cupcake :)
bare with me
yay i always wanted gerard and frank to get together they are just perfect for each other hahahaha
I thought he should have kept his title too SIM, this being a democracy and G-Way being a bit of a Big Girl's Blouse!
Possibly straying into dangerous territory with the 'Mayo awards'. The potential for hurt feelings is immense...
Kass xx
Woo hoo! I hope I win something...
Something sexy!... screw those 'good person' awards! lol jk
...though that depends entirely on what you're intending, obviously!
oh my goodness
are we shouting out if were british today
well tickle me pink i need to let you all know
I AM ENGLISH AND A MANC AND DARN PROUD OF IT
and kass. get that bloody picture back up. i took great delight seeing a dirty blue in a marvalous red devil outfit. whoop whoop come on the reds
I should win 'Best (non-sh*t football team-) Supporting Blogger'.
Damn Fimble and that Blot on the Land of BlogBelieve next to her screen name!
Kass xx
A song I love, to spread the love...
You are the light I follow
You are the face of a faith I love
Oh my darlin' believe in me
You are the hand, my cover
You are the kin of an Indian dove
Oh my darlin' the fever in me
I ---went for awhile, I know
But I let it go, yes I let it go
My fear is gone
You are the hope I cherish
You are the care of a prayer I love
Oh my darlin' believe in me
In me
Believe in me
We all deserve awards
Anonymous said...
WTF?
are they fucking each other?
========
Well, since we have decided to delve into people's sex lives....
I'm not f*#king anyone.....REALLY, I'm not!
I just felt the need to share that bit of info with you all this morning ;-)
Do I have voting priviledges, SIM, Cupcake and Kass??? PLEASE, even though I am an Anon;
I do have a number *big smile*
Must run now. I'll see you all later.
Love and hugs!!!!
#6
*coughwendycough*
ohhhhh dirty blue. i wi;l never take it down. devil till i die
but you know i love ya even tho your the enemy.
hehehehehehe
That is way too spooky - speak of the devil and she appears!!
You should win that Kass!
aint that right kass. i new i could read minds. oh well everyone needs to know that manchester united are the best and even 007 loves ronaldo hahahahahahahahahahaha just have to get the others to like them
Bye Anon616,
Yes, TMI!
Cupcake,
Nice poem.
FS,
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer....
Kass xx
Mayo 2007 AWARDS
1) BLOGGER OF THE YEAR
MAYO it has to be haha
2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest and/or most frequent blogger) -
SDOCK
3) NEWCOMER AWARD - COOLEST NEWEST BLOGGER?
CUPCAKE :)
3) HIGH POINT OF THE BLOG?
The love that echoes around the place
4) LOW POINT OF THE BLOG?
The Miracle Whip Incident
5) BEST BLOG PHRASE OR MOST USED?
Spin spin sugar
6) BEST BLOG GAME?
Kickball
7) MOST WITTY ANIMAL BLOGGER?
PPU hahahah
8) FAVOURITE MAYO POST?
Mayos attempt at porn!!
9) MOST OUTSPOKEN BLOGGER?
Kapunua
10)DOUCHEBAG OF THE BLOG?
The anon that has a z on the end of every word and woofs a lot
erm i cant think of anymore catergories
add your own people :)
*DISCLAIMER* i do not intend to hurt anyones feelings with the choices of winners of my own personal opinion
EVERYONES A WINNER HERE!!!
everyone else answer them!! and more catergories :)
3) NEWCOMER AWARD - COOLEST NEWEST BLOGGER?
CUPCAKE :)
-oohhh not bad!
8) FAVOURITE MAYO POST?
Mayos attempt at porn!!
- Who could forget? lol
10)DOUCHEBAG OF THE BLOG?
The anon that has a z on the end of every word and woofs a lot
- oh buuurn! XD
I nominate Shame in me as least lazy! you came up with so many, I'm in awe!
"What is the matter? You can’t wash it off? Well, neither can I."
Mayo, maybe you and the Ghost could take a nice swim in the ocean if you happen to be near a beach. A little fun in the sun might do wonders to lighten the tension between you two.
hahaha well i have drank lucozade this morning. I think i would win laziest blogger too. Sometimes i have to read through so many comments that when i have finished i dont comment hahaha.
You pick your winners cupcake :)
Thank you all last night who wished my toe well. It must've worked because it feels much better!
The power of the blogs is amaaaaaazing! <3
Heart of Paper, you have a deal. [extends hand for shaking]
*shakes TMA's hand*
^_^
Mayonaise;
What is up my dear? Why so quiet lately? If so, we are here to listen, not to judge. =]
I think of you everytime I eat French Fries, only because I love mayonnaise with my fries! ^_^
Ohkay, I do not have much to say!
Maybe later?
All my love;
- 007
Mayo 2007 AWARDS
1) BLOGGER OF THE YEAR
MAYO it has to be haha
Agreed. Who else gets 3000 replies per post?
2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest and/or most frequent blogger) -
SDOCK
3) NEWCOMER AWARD - COOLEST NEWEST BLOGGER?
CUPCAKE :) Awwww! My Cuppers is an award winner. I'm so proud
3) HIGH POINT OF THE BLOG?
The love that echoes around the place Love IS all around. Curse you Wet Wet Wet!
4) LOW POINT OF THE BLOG?
The Miracle Whip Incident Least said, soonest mended
5) BEST BLOG PHRASE OR MOST USED?
Spin spin sugar
6) BEST BLOG GAME?
Kickball Slapping PPU?
7) MOST WITTY ANIMAL BLOGGER?
PPU hahahah Witty? Nah! But definitely fun
8) FAVOURITE MAYO POST?
Mayos attempt at porn!! My God, yes, Yes, YES!!
9) MOST OUTSPOKEN BLOGGER?
Kapunua
10)DOUCHEBAG OF THE BLOG?
The anon that has a z on the end of every word and woofs a lot Yes, total agreement from me
erm i cant think of anymore catergories
add your own people :)
*DISCLAIMER* i do not intend to hurt anyones feelings with the choices of winners of my own personal opinion
EVERYONES A WINNER HERE!!!
Except me.
*Sobs*
Kass xx
GOOD MORNING MAYO!
Yep, I'm an annoying bouncy person no matter what time of the day.
How's it hanging today for you.
Feeling a bit better now you've stated your postion and had time to reflect/feud/discuss/mull?
Did it help?
We'd like to hear how you are, you know.
Hi PP!
Hi paperheart, shame in me, cupcake, kass79, fimblestar, anon, lurkers and bloglovers.
Cupcake,
Pretty darn sure I saw a photobucket link to a beautiful young girl with black hair and big lovely eyes before.
THE MOST AMAZING PERSON IN THE WHOLE OF BLOGBELIEVE?
*drum roll please*
[suspense]
ITS KASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cue swanky music*
*commentator speaks*
"the beautiful kass is stepping up onto the podium for her award, she really has worked hard this year this award is well deserved, the crowd are going wild, there are tears, raptous applause and joy throughout the world*
Kass takes a bow and poses for photos :)
Can i have your autograph? haha
Hey Kass, PP, SIM, Cupcake, and ANon
I am off to school for the day!
I love you all! =]
*HUG*
All my love;
- 007
You love me, you really love me!!!
I'd like to that my manager, stylist and personal trainer but I don't have any.
And a huge sloppy kiss to Mayo for giving me this opportunity:
*MWAH!!*
Thank. Thank my manager...
Honestly!
*squishy chocolatey smelling hug back for PH*
Have a good day, sweetie.
Hi PP, and PH have fun at school... or try to...
I posted a new blog if anyone is interested in seeing how bad i look today!.... and what's going on in the back of my mind.
11) INSOMNIAC OF THE BLOG
Miss Tottenham
12) DIRTIEST MIND OF THE BLOG
Too many contenders here. Under consideration at present.
13)MOST MYSTERIOUS BLOGGER
The winner may not come forward for this one preferring to remain mysterious.
have a good day paper heart :)
hahaha kass of course we love you!!
Who was your date to the awards? Mayo?
Fimble.
So I could drug her champagne, then kidnap and brainwash the Manyoo out of her!
It's a sickness really...
Kass xx
Oh Kass, my superstar! XD
And I should get insomniac runner up, I'm never asleep!
13)MOST MYSTERIOUS BLOGGER
The winner may not come forward for this one preferring to remain mysterious
hahahaha lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think cupcake is a good contender for the insomniac award too
BEST BLOGGER NAME:
PICKLED POSSUM!!!!! it never fails to make me laugh haha
Hahahaha fimble deserves a night out on the tiles haha painting the town red and various shades of spew when she drinks a little too much champers haha
Yay for FIMBLE :)
kass. i would love to be your date to the awards but bare in mind i get frisky and kinky on champagne. i may be the one kiddnapping you and not to brain wash ya hehehehehe
oh an by the wash. my blood is red, red for the devils.
you cant help yur blood being red hahahahahahaha
ok i will stop with the footy talk now
I should get most flamboyantly self promoting picture too... lol
To be honest, It never really occurred to me, until today, that you can see right down my top....
...... WHERE THE FUCK IS MAYO?
*sniffles* I miss him, the cranky lil bugger.... Who I'm sure is really quite handsome! and I did NOT say that because I'm afraid I'm being watched.....
shame in me. i got my eye on you to. wink wink my burnly lass
PP, you commented my new blog! thank you dear!
*hugs*
and hugs for everyone who has ever commented a blog of mine.
}shame in me said;
i think cupcake is a good contender for the insomniac award too
*slaps self at obviousness*
It could be a tie, FS.
CC,
Nice pics at your blog. Glad I'm not seeing things after all.
pp. why would i be a contender?
i think mine would be the stupidest hahahahahahahaha cant spell to save me life. well blogger wont let me spell to save me life anyhoots lol
Hi fives Kass on award and for instructions for italiacs...
which I muffed.
Spare } anyone?
*pleads at blogger for edit key*
*blushes*
Fimble are you flirting with me? hahahaha
Ohmy!! my legs went wobbly hahaha
You know if kass allows it i could come along to the awards too and drink a little too much champagne aswell hahahah
Fimble you are so cute haha
CUTEST BLOGGER
FIMBLE!!!!
and PAPERHEART too shes damn cute aswell :)
Sorry FS.
I got all carried away by the italics. Sloppy letters get me all excitable.
SIM is probably scratching her head too.
wow i win an award. i am to bloody jappy at the moment.
i have to go kiddies i am afraid. i need to go to col and i am late opps.
i will be on later. see you later this aft.
xx
Oh bugger,
Slopey, not sloppy.
Although sloppy does it for me as well. Nothing wrong with a
little rough around the edges.
Late night lettering gets lusty.
*lower lip trembles*
Aren't I cute? just a lil?
Ya know it's funny, I came to this blog, and it's the only site I've been on where I haven't been hit on.
And I don't like it! *pouts* lol
Agreed PP,
There's something wrong with the World when the illiterates at BN get an edit capability and we have to suffer in silence for our mis-keys!
CC,
Great pics on your blog. I'll have to search the Earth to find a flattering pic of myself and put it up on mine. In the meantime you get my self-portrait - I work for a call centre, hopefully temporarily!
FS,
Cut me and I bleed red too, but my knickers are blue....
Kass xx
*runs into Mayo's house just to kick PP in the ass and darts back out again*
Byeee FS! *hugs*
Of course you can come too SIM. Although if Fimble's my plus one, I'll have to put you down as 'Entourage/Underling'. I've always wanted a personal travelling 'tache waxer like Mariah Carey!
Kass xx
CC - Of course you're adorable, you're just not my type. A couple of apple martinis and I'll reconsider, though...
Kass, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*giant bear hug*
I can tell you're gawdgus! *wink*
See you FS.
CC,
Yes, very cute.
I think the guys are more interested in mayo. AIP's friend TMA looks like he has the potential to share himself around being 'adequate' and all.
Actually I better head off now, too.
Have a good day/night all.
Not your type Kass?!
*faints*
Bye bye PP!
And I forgive you all for not fawning over me, I sure as hell wouldn't!... No I would...
But I'm a hoe, ya know?....
I should probably go.
Ye gads! I appear to be rhyming!
And interested in MAYO you say?
Riiiight....
Cupcake i would hit on you!!! definitly haha im not joking either!! *feels sheepish* hahahah
Yay i am entourage hahaha i can hold your purse and hold your hair back when the champagne gets to you hahaha
Fimble have a great day!!!
see ya later PP :)
hey sdock!!!
Shame in me... well hello!
Anonymous said...
does the ghost want you to keep quiet about your dirty little secret? who does he want you to keep it from? your wife? the fans? the media? perhaps they won't understand. after all not everyone can be as understanding as jamia.
^^I know I'm really late on this but I actually wonder just how understanding Jamia really is about there relationship especially if things have gone beyond a bit of fun for the boys. I always wondered if the angry/bitter anon that wrote those 2 comments yelling at Mayo to stay out of her relationship was Jamia. If you read them it does actually make sense. I think she's terrified of losing him.
I just saw a documentary on youtube about the making of The Breakfast Monkey.
Mr Way looks so round faced.... I just want to pinch his cheeks!
He may act like a prick sometimes these days, but he's still beautiful.
....lol off topic much?
So we're thinking a closet is involved are we?
Hmmmmmmmm
Pickled Possum said...
See you FS.
CC,
Yes, very cute.
I think the guys are more interested in mayo. AIP's friend TMA looks like he has the potential to share himself around being 'adequate' and all.
Hot for Mayo? Not with his sh*t fixation and complete inability to answer a straight question I'm not, and as for the 'erotica'!
I'm thinking more Frankles head with Ville Valo's voice on Gerard Butler's body in 300.
Or just plain old Marat Safin...
Gnnnaaarrrrr!
Kass xx
Motto of the day:
Faith, Love, and Hope
Oh, nice vision Kass...
cupcake said...
I just saw a documentary on youtube about the making of The Breakfast Monkey.
Mr Way looks so round faced.... I just want to pinch his cheeks!
He may act like a prick sometimes these days, but he's still beautiful.
Yes he is - "look into the eyes, not around the eyes - 3,2,1 - you're under!"*.
I've seen the doc but I can't seem to get any sound.
Anon said...
^^I know I'm really late on this but I actually wonder just how understanding Jamia really is about there relationship especially if things have gone beyond a bit of fun for the boys. I always wondered if the angry/bitter anon that wrote those 2 comments yelling at Mayo to stay out of her relationship was Jamia. If you read them it does actually make sense. I think she's terrified of losing him.
She wouldn't come here, though! She seems like the kind of girl to tell him to his face.
And Mayo ain't Gerard Way, anyway....
Kass xx
*Unless you watch Little Britain this will mean nothing to you.
anima! lovely motto!
Why hello there cupcake ;) hahaha
as for Gerard Way, i think he is absolutely beautiful, his face makes sense to me...
Dont know if anyone will understand that but thats my opinion.
And he also stirs feelings in me that men havent for ages, hes the right mixture of masculinity and femininity for me. I love the make up, he looks dirty but at the same time he looks like the cheeky boy next door hahaha that smile those eyes, his hair at the moment mmm
excuse me haha im having a fangirl day i think hahaha
Unless you're suggesting some other random bloke is interwined in the whole affair, Anon?
Little Britain owns!
And oh those eyes!
*drools a little*
sorry, what?
It's 2:30am here and my Mother just came in, knowing I have no xanax and a whole lotta withdrawal, wondering if I wanted her to stay with me.
She really is the most amazing person.
I said no mummy, get some rest *hugs*
as for Gerard Way, i think he is absolutely beautiful, his face makes sense to me...
Dont know if anyone will understand that but thats my opinion.
And he also stirs feelings in me that men havent for ages, hes the right mixture of masculinity and femininity for me. I love the make up, he looks dirty but at the same time he looks like the cheeky boy next door hahaha that smile those eyes, his hair at the moment mmm
yes, he is a bit of a CONTRADICTION isn't he.
Oh shame in me, I know what you mean.
I'm afraid I still think he's the most gorgeous male specimen I've ever seen.
Shame in me said...
Why hello there cupcake ;) hahaha
as for Gerard Way, i think he is absolutely beautiful, his face makes sense to me...
Dont know if anyone will understand that but thats my opinion.
And he also stirs feelings in me that men havent for ages, hes the right mixture of masculinity and femininity for me. I love the make up, he looks dirty but at the same time he looks like the cheeky boy next door hahaha that smile those eyes, his hair at the moment mmm
Limited fangirling is perfectly OK and I know what you mean. Our Gerard does have something about him, except the drunken clips from LOTMS when he, quite frankly, looks like a tramp.
Kass xx
Contradiction... aren't we all? I know I am.
An adorable tramp....
I think he's gorgeous, so i have my fangirl moments, but I don't worship him and I disagree with some of the things he has done. In fact I'd like to kick him up the ass some days, but ahhh well.
He's a flawed man is Gerard Way....
Reminds me of my Father sometimes.
I hear you Cupcake,
If we could just tape the dude's mouth up have have him sit there and be pretty he'd be perfect!
Shallow and aesthetically-driven, moi?
Kass xx
i agree with everything there
adorable tramp yes haha i love where hes like " i just killed so many flowers haha" Bless him
but yes he is an ass of recent
cupcake yes he is a fine specimen
and yes i dont fangirl often so i will allow myself my pervy lust filled day hahaah
I gotta leave for awhile :/ damn sister needing computer.
Take care Kass, and you my special little cupcake ;)
haha i hit on you hahaha
take care anon whoever you are. Hope to be back on within the hour if anyone cares haha
I love your posts Shame In Me^^. You seem like you're very high and it makes me smile!
I have my fangirl moments too, but I keep them to myself to escape the burning shame my friends and family would heap upon me...
Kass xx
I saw them in first concert for the first time this month, and I screamed like a fucking teenie... but it was the whole atmosphere I screamed for.
Kass, lol you crack me up.
He has been a twat lately.
But I haven't abandoned hope of un-twatieness, I know people fuck up, he is just in the position to do it publicly.
If only I were allowed to whip him back into shape! lol... and I mean using real whips!
Then I'd feed him a pie. The boy needs pie! too fuckin skinny!
She wouldn't come here, though! She seems like the kind of girl to tell him to his face.
Not if she only suspected and didn't have any proof! This way she gets to rant at him anonymously. If Mayo is G then she gets her point across and if he isn't she hasn't lost face.
Bye bye shame in me, I'll see you soon ;)
Cupcake: I'm glad you see that it's time to get help. There's only so much we here can do. We're not trained or equipped to save your life. Do what you need to do.
Aww, Shame In Me, you nominated me for most outspoken! I'm honored. ^_^ I think people (who can spell) should speak up. Or spell up, whichever. ;D But honestly I think that Kass should wil that one. She wrote a letter to a magazine and really got the word out, which I have never done.
Anonymous said...
does the ghost want you to keep quiet about your dirty little secret? who does he want you to keep it from? your wife? the fans? the media? perhaps they won't understand. after all not everyone can be as understanding as jamia.
El Oh El.
First: you wish. Second: Yeah, who doesn't. Third: Stop talking to Mayo as if he is Gerard Way. Hey, you missed the chat the other night where a bunch of us were told that this was an elaborate hoax. We knew it anyway but we got some names, so. `A`ohe launa!
And hey, you zOMGz FXG FOREVER!!11111 anons are irritating me. Have I totally wished they would bang? Sure I have. Do I presume to know and come on here pretending like I'm an "inside source" so I could get my effing FANTASY MORE CREDIBILITY? That's cheap. You're not an inside source, you're just another slash fangirl. You're no one. Run along and go back to reading real person fanfiction.
No laila, SS: me ka hali`a aloha, e ku'u hoaloha akamai! E komo mai
Eia nei, Ihekoa. Mai poina 'oe: Ho`okâhi no kaunu like ana i ka Mayo Clinic. Okay?
My friends at BlogBelieve, you know who you are: ke aloha no me ka mahalo kakou!
Anonymous said...
Not if she only suspected and didn't have any proof! This way she gets to rant at him anonymously. If Mayo is G then she gets her point across and if he isn't she hasn't lost face.
Fangirl, I suspect you are one person having a conversation with yourself to make it sound like there are two of you and you're both "in the know." You are not. You are a bored child writing about her fantasy on an anonymous blog. Pls to be G-ingTFO.
And if any of you starts to drag Jamia into this you get a vunch. She has more class than this. This isn't Gerard's blog so your fantasies are not going to get back to him anyway.
Definitely some kind of pastry with dubious-filling needed, but I think he's a veggie. I suppose if you were the 'fat kid' at school you're probably more likely to 'overshoot' if you try and lose weight.
And, to be fair to the guy, the twattishness has significantly reduced of late. I'm thinking maybe someone had a word because, my Lordie, when he was covered in lovebites and permanent marker I was embarrassed for him up there!
I saw them in November. I had standing tickets - they sold out in about 10 minutes online - but had to swap them for seated because my friend was ill. Had it not been her birthday I may well have considered telling her to "f*** off" and stropped off on my own.
But I'm, like, so nice!
Kass xx
I'm with Kapunua on this one.
We decided long, long ago--and got further elaboration not so long ago that if you think Mayo is GW, you've been fooled into thinking so. Someone has gotten their lines crossed. Take a step back, reassess the situation, and realize that you're only talking to an anonymous blogger who hides behind the name "Mayonaise."
When can we finally move on from this Mayo=Gerard crap?
Hi Kap,
Thanks for the nom, but really I just took a lot of what the guys are saying here, added the impetus of PMT-enhanced irritation and fired it off.
I don't mind the random fangirl anons so much, but then I gave a BN profile so I've probably gained immunity!
Kass xx
Have a BN profile
It's the caffeine....
OK,
Devil's Advocate moment: I suppose if you were on another website and someone told you Mayo was Gerard it would be a pretty onerous task to sift through every post here and the very early ones do read as if it were ASSumed this were G-Way's blog.
Kass xx
Woohoo! Kap has returned.
I always reach out to the right people eventually hun.
True, Kass. Very true.
1. They'll believe what's handed to them. Can't really fault them for that.
2. Maybe we should make an attempt, every new Mayo post, to plainly state that he isn't GW.
That way they wouldn't have to go searching.
*is talking out of ass that hasn't had any caffeine ;)*
Yeah, I think Mr Way is improving a little, still room for more though! lol
And I thought we all knew Mayo isn't Gerard... *sighs*
Still stuck on it huh?
Guys, if you're having trouble with my name, you can call me Jules. It's my real name. ^_^ The Hawaiian name, like most, is actually two words: Ka punua; that's where the letters separate. But I know that's cumbersome, so Jules is fine. :D
Mustard, I'm really glad to read you today. I missed you yesterday! Did you get my hilariopus email?
God, I with there was an edit button here because I keep having esprit d'escalier. Cupcake: the sooner you reach, the better. Get reaching.
How about we agree that the first person to reply to Mayo's next shiny new post types:
THIS IS NOT, REPEAT NOT GERARD WAY'S PRIVATE BLOG
at the top, then the newbs can't exactly miss it as it'll be there everytime they're tempted to comment?!
Kass xx
MIB said...
2. Maybe we should make an attempt, every new Mayo post, to plainly state that he isn't GW.
Great minds, eh?
Kass xx
I'm reaching Jules, I'm reaching!
N00bs! No G WAY here!!!!!!!!!!!!
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