Friday, December 14, 2007

Bury the hatchet.

I am fueled by provocation, currently deliberating my constitution.

The witness having brought to light new evidence, the accused pleads guilty on all charges pending. The defendant has been bound over for sentencing.

p.s. judge and jury, impartial. injunction exempt.

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Martha Smith-Jones said...

Why GW why. Maybe it's a good thing Mikey is shy.

Vivienne said...

MJ, a bald patch at the back ay?

I think you could be right!.... then he can try shaving it all off and being bald ala Corgan.
Shaven head, it's the comb over of the 21st century!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

God no please don't let him do that. Anyway he has money he can go to the hair club for men.

Vivienne said...

Hair club for men?! rotfl

I can see it now.

LynZ says "where ya going hun?"

"hair club for men... I mean bear club! bear!..... not bare as in bare naked, just bear. Like a Polar bear. Just the Bear club....."

"Ok hun"

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hahaha now I have this image of
Gw in a speedo getting ready to go swimming in ice cold water.

I wonder Can Gw swim.

Vivienne said...

I think he'd be better at floating.... can't see him being very aquatic though.

Quick question, every read a fanfic!?

I ventured into the frightening and curious world of fanfic the other day....

My friend and I were discussing it and we were talking about the different fanfics, I mentioned rape fictions, and my friend (male) says

"oh poor Gerard!"

And I reply, "No, bad Gerard!"

He asked who does he rape?

I said the question isn't who does he rape. It's who doesn't he rape?

My friend asks (he's strange and random)

"Has he go back in time and rape himself?"

To which I reply ...

"No, he hasn't..... yet! *whips out pen*"

hehe!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I haven't found any really good fanfiction. I read some of the stuff on Bn. It either started out good and drops off or the person makes it so ou have to become their friend to read it.

i didn't know about the rape fiction. The fandom scares me sometimes

Vivienne said...

Tis scary on occasion.... How do 11 year old girls know so much about gay sex?
I only learned where the prostate was when I was 13! lol

Martha Smith-Jones said...

The Internet or cable. When I was 11 I knew nothing about gay. i didn't even know what gay was besides happy.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Good Morning, my friend. How are you today? I hope you woke up with your shit more together than I did. Me? I slept horribly. I remember looking at the clock and it was 3am and I still hadn't been to sleep. Then, I had to hop out of bed this morning to go do some shopping....I fucking hate shopping. Have I mentioned that before? Yeah, that's what I thought.

I'm still feeling pretty much the same as I did last night. Maybe a little bit better, but still my mind is traveling at such a high rate of speed that I can't keep up. Even as I type this...my fingers can't go fast enough. Do you have a busy day ahead of you? Aren't the weekend supposed to be for relaxing and shit? Why does it seem I never get to relax on the weekends? I have to spend it doing shit that I didn't have time to do during the week...because I'm a slave to the grind like that.

Well, Mayo, my friend...Let's see what can I hope for you today. Oh, I know. When you get done deliberating, make sure you obliterate all the bullshit from your constitution. Oh, you won't miss it..trust me.


Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Amendments can always be added at a later date.

Vivienne said...

Aww cute! My uncles gay, and were a close family, so i knew since I was 7.


Just didn't know the exact mechanics of it.

Anonymous said...

Have to bring my crow to the vet's you guys, emergency. I'll tell you all about it later, wish us luck please!

sdock10 said...

Best of luck, Kapunua.

I'll be thinking about the both of you.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Sd10 and good luck Kapu

Its funny my mom knew two guys who were gay but I didn't uderstand

Vivienne said...

Kapunua, good luck hun! *huggles*

Hi sdock!

Anonymous said...

Mayo, Mayo are you still there?
Answer my questions if you dare.
Step right up and play my game
So that I might know your name.
Just answer me these questions three
And none will know save me and thee.



Did you ever win a bike?
What kind was it?
Where did you win it?


p.s. Intrigued?


C'mon Mayo, just three answers.

Magic Pie said...

This reminds me so much of when I was younger and so full of anger and self importance. I believed that every bad thing that was going on couldn't possibly have to do with the way I was acting and handling things.

I'm not saying this is what's going on with you, Mayo. But remember, it takes two to tango in every situation. There is never just one victim or villain.

sdock10 said...

Hi MJ, CC, Anon, and all Lurkers,

How are you guys today?

Pickled Possum said...

Hi everybody.

Mayo,

That was nice of you to drop in at Pixie's party.

So did the you-no-what work or do I mark it down to experience and research SisM's notes again?

Catch you later okay? I'm trying to stick to read, digest and post later on your blog.

Kapunua, ever thought about pet vet insurance? Good luck.

JocelynHolly said...

Morning all! =]

Magic Pie said...

hey PH!!!

sdock10 said...

Hi PH,

*hugs* to you

Do you have to work today?

JocelynHolly said...

Hey MP! *HUG*

How you doing today?

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Sdock! *HUGS* to infinity!

Yes, I do. From noon till 8. I'll be online when I get home, and I finally got AIM! =]

sdock10 said...

Hey Magic Pie,

How are you?


ph,

I'll be wishing for you to have a great day at work.

Magic Pie said...

I'm doing well. Eating breakfast before getting ready for the gym. Also bracing for the big snow storm we're getting around these parts tonight!

Magic Pie said...

Hey SDock! Long time no talk. I'm doing well. you?

JocelynHolly said...

Ohh MP, you're going to the gym? I'm very jealous! The storm sounds.. just peachy! *note the sarcasm* I officially dislike winter.

Sdock, I surely will! 8 hours of bitchy customers and sticky hands. YAAAY! ^_^

Magic Pie said...

Ph, you are insane to say I'm lucky to be going to the gym! lol I'd rather be sleeping! The only thing to look forward to is starting the seventh Harry Potter book today while on the eliptical.

Magic Pie said...

oh wait, you never said I was lucky, you said you were jealous...that makes you more insane!!! ;)

Pickled Possum said...

Hi PH, magic pie, sdock, lurkers, and anons.

Hope you all have a lovely day today and have fun frolicking around mayo's fast loading blog.

Night all.
*blows thank you kiss at mayo*

sdock10 said...

MP,

I'm my typical usual self today so all is good.

PH,

People are bitchy even at the A&W? What in the world is wrong with people?

JocelynHolly said...

Magic Pie; I'd actually rather be on a treadmill than working! I don't have gym class this semester, so you can imagine how lazy I feel!

Ohh. I gave up on Harry Potter books after the movies came out. *blushes* What is the seventh book called? *face turns more red*

JocelynHolly said...

Sweet Dreams PP! *HUG*


SDock; the customers are insane! One lady freaked at me because I gave her a straw after I was "handling the dirty money". Another time, I asked a lady if she wanted fries or onion rings, and she said "Fries obviously. It's a meal isn't it? Seriously people these days!"

Then the adorable little kids who can't make up their minds are adorable. One little boy kept saying thank you everytime I put his food on the tray. Then he asked for a hug, which I could not give due to the counter being in the way.

Magic Pie said...

ggggaaaaah! you shouldn't give up on the books! They explain so much more than the movies! The seventh is called Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Vivienne said...

Hi flood of people who have arrived!

MJ, are you in there? lol

JocelynHolly said...

I'm sorry MP.

I really should get back into the books!

Except, my friend ruined the very last one for me and told me what happens.

Magic Pie said...

awww that sucks. Yeah I just finished the 6th and it sucked cuz someone told me the end of that one a few years ago. GRRRR

sdock10 said...

ph,

People are unbelievable that's for sure. It makes it hard to keep smiling, but I'm sure you have no problems with that.

JocelynHolly said...

Sdock, believe it or not, I wanted to work longer last night. I had too much fun and energy!

But today's 8 hours will poop me right out!


MP, that really sucks! RAWR.

sdock10 said...

Well, I'm going now.

Will I go over the edge of the cliff or hit the brakes at the last minute?

Mayo and All, stay tuned to find out....

Love,
S

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Where did all these peopel come from Hi by the way. Cupcake I'm here but I have to leave for a bit

JocelynHolly said...

Bye Sdock! *HUG*

I'll miss you today my beautiful Socky! 87290834732985708275923874 xillion *HUGS* to infinity and back again!

Hey Martha! I am an international spy and master of hug fu! I have the power of turning up at random times! ^_^ *HUG*

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone. Glorious morning where I am. I should be asleep but pah! Who needs sleep?

I have a terrible, terrible confession to make. I've been holding my breath, trying to keep this info in but I can't any longer.

JocelynHolly said...

I am off as well. I will try and come back before I head off to work!

Hugs&kisses;
- 007
<3

JocelynHolly said...

GV, hi! ^_^
How are you?

Anonymous said...

I am actually Gerard Way.

Kapunua is Frank Iero.

Sdock10 is Mikey Way.

Resurrected Wreck is Ray Toro.

Paperheartxx is Bob Bryar.

And Oscar Templeton is actually Worm.

There. Oh Gods, forgive me!

Anonymous said...

I am fabulous, Paperheartxx (wink wink).

Vivienne said...

Bye sdock, bye MJ in case I leave (which I doubt)

JocelynHolly said...

That is right.

Paperheart is Bob Bryar.

Gerard. Thank you for helping me dig my way out of this mess.

JocelynHolly said...

Gentle, that is great to hear! =]
*wink*

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier about my identity, but sniffing sharpies makes every illogical decision just look as if it makes so much sense.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I must now confess that this blog is really how Bob and I have been keeping in touch since Bob has had to leave.

JocelynHolly said...

GV,
Don't be sorry. Anyone of us could have revealed who we were. I think that you and your sharpies got to my head.

JocelynHolly said...

Gerard.. I mean Gentle.. I love you man!

Anonymous said...

I love you too, bro!

You want tea or coffee? I'm chain smoking myself into a tizzy here! How's the wrists?

Anonymous said...

Bob, do we dare tell them who among us is really Lyn-z?

I can't bear to! You decide! I'm afraid she'll be miffed but I'm caffeinated and in Hawaii and she's in the bathroom right now and doesn't know what I'm doing. HAHAHA!!!!

JocelynHolly said...

The wrist is fine. One day, I will tell the world what really happened.

I'll take some tea. It is nice and relaxing, and to be honest, I've never actually liked coffee.

JocelynHolly said...

Everyone.. Lyn-Z..

Is..

Fimble Star!

Buddy, you're just going to have to deal with her. You have to start wearing the pants in the relationship, man.

Anonymous said...

*goes and licks RW's hands*



OMG. I'm so dirty-minded.



Wait a minute, GS. Jules is GWay and RW was Lyn-Z. How do you 'splain RW's double identity?

Anonymous said...

Here's some tea for you. I personally am going to switch it up and drink some Earl Grey.

And I have these awesome pineapple candies the lackies picked me up from the store since I can't really leave this hotel.

JocelynHolly said...

Fuck, my wrist is acting up!

Gerard, send my love to the guys. & tell them that I miss them.

I have to go, but I swear to you, that I will come back.

Anonymous said...

Totally meant GV instead of GS.

Sorry about that!

Anonymous said...

Mustardisbetter,

Have you ever seen Ray Toro and Lyn-z in the same picture together?

I thought not.

Anonymous said...

Bye, Bob!

Oops, I meant Paperheartxx. Have a fantabulous day.

JocelynHolly said...

The truth is out there now..

*walks out while shaking head*

JocelynHolly said...

You too my Gentle Vengeance! =]

*HUG*

Bye MIB! *HUG*

Bye everyone! *HUG*

Vivienne said...

Hi GV!!

Who am I? I forget?

Vivienne said...

Bye Bob!

Anonymous said...

Cupcake, silly boy, you're James Dewees, the super hot keyboardist.

Vivienne said...

But I have boobs! *cries* I'm so confused! *runs away*

Anonymous said...

Don't run from your gender confusion, Cupcake!

Embrace it! Embrace the boygirl thing within you!

Original Punk J said...

Mayo,

Only one post today. I am going to take a page from your book and tell you something straight.

Last night I made a reference to you being like the Dad who comes in once in a while, runs through the house, and leaves. That was only partially tongue in cheek.

I am glad you rely on us. I am glad you take insight and wisdom from us. It is part of why we are here.

But honestly, we have no idea WHAT you read that helps, that touches you, that makes you laugh, or cry.

You came in last night for a brief moment, and even though you were asked questions, you were offered hospitality, invited to join us, you brushed us off with a quick "have to go" and "thank you".

I know you have limited time. That is not the issue. But could you not sometimes wait to post when you HAVE the time to talk for a moment?

We invite you to our homes, but you do not want to visit. Still, you ask us to come to yours, including the one that is now torn down.

I don't ask you to stay on here with us continually, I understand the logic. I understand the reasons.

But damn if it doesn't seem sometimes like you're reading a therapy magazine and writing a letter to the editors once in a while.

Nothing will change on my end, sweetie, I will still write and play with my friends. I only wanted to say what I feel.

After all, we're all friends here, right? And friends should be able to say when something is bothering them.

Take care and be safe.

I do love you,

L.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever seen Ray Toro and Lyn-z in the same picture together?


Yes-huh!

"Wedding" picture ringing bells?

;)

Anonymous said...

Oh, that was photo-shopped.

It's amazing what a computer and a little ingenuity can accomplish these days.

Vivienne said...

I think they cut 'it' off at birth GV.
Or maybe I'm not really who you think I am.... I am in fact....

A teenage girl named Vivienne!

*gasps are to be heard*

Anonymous said...

Vivienne!

(Cloak drops to the floor to reveal a gorgeous teenage woman)

My humblest apologies, dear lady. If ever you run across a puddle, I will be there to put my coat across it.

Anonymous said...

Although that would mean I would, in effect, be stalking you but stalkers are just hopeless romantics that have been ostracized by an unloving and judgmental society.

Vivienne said...

Original Punks said...

Mayo,

Only one post today. I am going to take a page from your book and tell you something straight.

Last night I made a reference to you being like the Dad who comes in once in a while, runs through the house, and leaves. That was only partially tongue in cheek.

I am glad you rely on us. I am glad you take insight and wisdom from us. It is part of why we are here.

But honestly, we have no idea WHAT you read that helps, that touches you, that makes you laugh, or cry.

You came in last night for a brief moment, and even though you were asked questions, you were offered hospitality, invited to join us, you brushed us off with a quick "have to go" and "thank you".

I know you have limited time. That is not the issue. But could you not sometimes wait to post when you HAVE the time to talk for a moment?

We invite you to our homes, but you do not want to visit. Still, you ask us to come to yours, including the one that is now torn down.

I don't ask you to stay on here with us continually, I understand the logic. I understand the reasons.

But damn if it doesn't seem sometimes like you're reading a therapy magazine and writing a letter to the editors once in a while.

Nothing will change on my end, sweetie, I will still write and play with my friends. I only wanted to say what I feel.

After all, we're all friends here, right? And friends should be able to say when something is bothering them.

Take care and be safe.

I do love you,

L.






- lovely. You're so well spoken L.
I missed the 'Father' comment, but I really know what you mean. That is what it's like in a way.

Vivienne said...

I feel ya GV.

Not only am I a girl/woman, but I speak gangsta!

word!

Ok, no I really can't pull that off!

And GV who are you again, coz I may not mind being stalked! ;)

Anonymous said...

I... I am a short, dark haired man with a penchant towards moodiness and a tendency to flirt with the devil within.

I am a misunderstood outcast that fell into a limelight in front of thousands that only accentuates my loneliness rather than kills it.

I am an addictive personality and a hypocrite.

And I am very cute.

I am.... Gerard Way!

Vivienne said...

Oh RAWR! *jumps GV*

Anonymous said...

Ah! There are no body guards here to defend me!

Well, maybe I don't want to be defended.

Just be delicate with me!

Anonymous said...

NOTHING BUT GOOD NEWS TODAY.

About my crow, me, and quite possibly about my soon-to-be god(dess)-son.

More later, have some stuff to accomplish. And later I will have a cool x ray to show you all if you're interested.

^_^

Anonymous said...

(Peels Vivienne off me)

Unfortunately I must be off. I have a plane to catch.

And Lyn-Z would KILL me if she caught me here.

Farewell, lovers! Be good to each other.

Vivienne said...

Hun, I'm barely 5'4, and my 13 year old friend whose female can pick me up with one arm....

I could be my most vicious, and it would merely come across as me being playfully kinky!

No need to worry GV

Vivienne said...

Awww see ya GV....

* looks for someone else to jump *

Just kidding!

Take care! xoxo

Vivienne said...

That's great Kap! *bear hug*

Vivienne said...

Oh lord.....

Someone come talk!

Any anon lurkers who'd care to call me a hoe?

Anyone?

Vivienne said...

MAYO, come bury a hatchet in my head, I'm bored!
I'll start to think.

*sighs*

Should've caught the plane GV did.

Vivienne said...

Ahhh screw this! I'm going to go watch Frasier.... ahh that Frasier Crane....

Love to you all. ALL I mean that!
xoxo, coming back soon, cupcake.

Vivienne said...

BEFORE I GO! ANON 616!!!

If you read this: Thank you for your lovely email, I emailed you back, but my email is being weird, so if You didn't get a reply, I'm very sorry! *hugs*
xxcupcake

Anonymous said...

CUPCAKE!!! You little HO, you!
;-)

Sing with me girl.....Feel free to join in everyone. This song always puts me in such a good mood!
Try it Mayo. It's one of those happy/fun rock songs!!!



Sinner’s Night / Misty Morning
by: Negative

It's a misty morning
But I feel like I can fly
Every step that I take
Is heavier than a thousand miles

Concrete jungle's calling
And I'm sure I don't want to resist
It's a one way high
Turn me on with the devils kiss

Who would want to spend a lifetime
With bad self esteem?
Don't you never ever think about it
You will see that there's no doubt about it

The pleasure we never had is in our hands
This night is like a rollercoaster ride, babe
Just shut your mouth and you will get your race

The spell is all around this is our chance
Just take my hand, don't ask me why
'Cause I don't know
Show me the smile that kills
And make me beg some more

Soon the night is over
You're underdoped just take your time
Here is one for you
Before you know it blows your mind

Here the hell freezes over
And seven days have gone so fast
And cash that I got
Is from the chaos that I planned

Who would want to spend a lifetime
With bad atmosphere?
Me neither if you know what I'm saying
Forget the bullshit what they keep on telling

The pleasure we never had is in our hands
This night is like a rollercoaster ride, babe
Just shut your mouth and you will get your race

The spell is all around this is our chance
Just take my hand, don't ask me why
'Cause I don't know
Show me the smile that kills
And make me beg some more [2x]

=========
See, wasn't that fun!

Love and Hugs to ALL!!!!

#6 (vinegar!)
(w)

Anonymous said...

We invite you to our homes, but you do not want to visit. Still, you ask us to come to yours, including the one that is now torn down.

We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you came to us for counsel, for help. We can't remember the last time that you invited us to your house for a cup of coffee, even though our wife is godmother to your only child. But let's be frank here, you never wanted our friendship. And you were afraid to be in our debt.

But now you come to us and you say, "Lovelies, give me time." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call us Godfather.

Mayo, someday--and this day may never come--we'll call upon you to do a, uhh, service for us.


OMG I'M JUST PLAYING WITYOO ALL.

Seriously, unless you live inside my head, you can't begin to fathom how everything leads directly back to movies in there.

Hey, and guys, we are expecting like some kind of huge crazy ice storm here in the Tri-state. Witches, come together, and let's make a big safety net for all of our friends in the tri-state, especially if you have any friends who might be traveling into this area in the coming days.

You're safe, child, you are safe. ^_^

Amyranth said...

Darling Mayonaise

My responses to your posts are always what is running through my head at the exact moment. I always think of the good stuff later.

I'm glad you've come to us on these occasions for advice and support. It will always be here, and you know we'll welcome you with open arms anytime you need it.

However, I'm also glad to hear that you took some of our advice on your friend as well. Keep in mind, passing judgement is reserved for the very, very few. Hear him out, and listen with your heart. You can only hope that he is speaking from his.

-Amyranth

Vivienne said...

Hi Kap! Amy!

OI 616!

*hugs*

Not a ho!.... well maybe a lil bit.

Did you get my email?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

I went to the edge, almost went over....almost, stopped myself, looked down and started walking back.


Anyone else here?

Vivienne said...

sdock, what edge is it you speak of hun?

sdock10 said...

Maybe I'll go back to that cliff every now and then just to remind myself that I can't fly.


*sdock10 watches as people try to figure out WTF she is talking about as she continues to make her way back to her corner in Mayo's house*

Smoke said...

ELLO!

"YOU'RE JUST NOT TERRIBLY IMPORTANT TO ME"

Buzz, buzz baby!

sdock10 said...

Cupcake,

The edge is beautiful.




How are you today?

sdock10 said...

Princess,

You're an ugly fucking bitch...

and I can't remember the rest.

muuahahahahha

There has to be something terribly wrong with loving that movie so fucking much.

Vivienne said...

The edge I have seen lately looked comforting, but it was a place I knew I couldn't go.
Only if I slip utterly out of my mind, then I might....
Otherwise I'm here to stay, but forever hovering so I can look back over, to remember.

SDOCK, is that the edge you visited?

Vivienne said...

Hi there S&V?

Vivienne said...

Now why did I put a ? instead of a !.... who knows....

I do! I'm an idiot!

sdock10 said...

Cupcake, perhaps it was...perhaps it was a different cliff or a different edge all together.

Either way, I'm back now and I had a good trip.

Have I missed anything in here while I was gone?

sdock10 said...

PRINCESSSSSSSSS!!

Are you into murders and executions?

Smoke said...

"I want to stab you and play with your blood."

Heh-heh.

"Ok, so I've killed like twenty, maybe forty people!

Does that mean that I'm psycho? Cause I just think that is one of the best movies like ever?

Nah.

Hi Cupcake?

Hi Cupcake!

Vivienne said...

Oh sdock..... No idea hun.

No idea! lol

Vivienne said...
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Smoke said...

No, mergers and acquisitions!

Of course!

Vivienne said...

I think my brain melted out my ears while I wasn't looking.

sdock10 said...

Princess,

Cupcake and I are talking about the edge...have you ever been to it?

Is it raining at your house?

sdock10 said...

CC, don't think we've missed anything, so we're good. Just as clueless as ever, right?

Anonymous said...

Sending out my thoughts to the New York, Tri-state area. Take shelter. Cover up with a blanket. Light the fire. Stay at home and bask in the glory that is Mother Nature.

Don't get on the road if conditions are not good for driving. Go sledding instead :)

Sdock:
So glad you decided to venture back. I don't want to go down with you. Not yet anyway. And I'm not fuckin' cutting this rope. So...thanks :)

Vivienne said...

It's winter in my bedroom, I stir the broken spring, and I have in my head to go crawling.... When the hounds come around, I got to the bottle...

Sorry! 616 inspired me to post lyrics... sdock inspired me to write about bedrooms.

Dawn has come here. 6am.

Time for a shower, I shall return.

Amyranth said...

MIB - Can you extend that warning to Western Canada? I dun wanna go to work today...

-A

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

What do you think brought me back, silly? I was afraid I would either pull you over with me, or I would just dangle there for the rest of my life....


Yes, postive thoughts on the weather. Definitely sent out.


Anyone seen the unicorn today? Where do unicorns hide? If I were a unicorn, where would I be?

Smoke said...

I think I slipped off the edge once somewhere back in 1995. x_x

It's not raining now, but it looks like it could any second.

sdock10 said...

Cold and rainy? Now I really am worried about the unicorn.

resurrected wreck said...

We're supposed to get a dumping of snow in Toronto tonight.

And, apparantly, I'm now Ray Toro. When did that happen??

sdock10 said...

RW,

Apparently, I am Mikey.

We both missed something.

'sup dudes?

Smoke said...

Oh, don't worry about your unicorn. It's probably on the other side of a rainbow somewhere.

Wish I was.

Anonymous said...

RW, I totally licked your hand this morning ;)

I just got so excited, I couldn't help myself.


But, I wonder how you can by The Bull and Lyn-Z at the same time.

Vivienne said...

hehe sdock said 'sup dudes!

So, RW you're Ray, sdock, you're Mikey, and it was established I'm a women/girl type creature.

Vivienne said...

Your issue may walk among fine moral spires,
But if they went up somebody else built them.
Your store is a small one, your goods have no buyers
Your parents are raising your children.
O, I could have told you, the vices wont hold you
warm in a coil where you lay
but high up behind you, seized by the temple
and bid and obey and obey

A heinous, heinous law
of an endless, endless love, that governs your
poor heart

in its velvety chambers
where fellows foul me engage in exchanges
whose ends are to put out your lights
Who know from the inside you won't put up a fight

To a heinous, heinous law...
of an endless, endless love, that governs your
poor heart

it's winter in my bedroom, I stir the broken spring,
and i have in my head to go crawling
when the hounds come around, I go to the bottle
like every wet shadow before me

Now are you angry at me, 'cause I'm no longer free?
I don't sound it or say it or feel it
But out on the street, somebody told me
it happens to everyone.
so i don't blame you, it's my foot in my shoe,
and i seem to have easily filled it.
While the thing in my charge, whether tiny or large
i fear i may slowly have killed it

Obeying a heinous, heinous law..




- Augie March, 'bottle baby'



Had my shower, I watched sunrise till the steam clouded up the windows.
I looked at my body in the mirror, weight has been lost, skin has become paler, a new bruise, but still the same body.
How are people feeling here now?

resurrected wreck said...

RW, I totally licked your hand this morning ;)

I just got so excited, I couldn't help myself.


I saw the hand-licking. What an interesting start to the weekend!


But, I wonder how you can by The Bull and Lyn-Z at the same time.

Easy peasy, Mustard. LynZ is just Toro in drag. The thighs give it away.

resurrected wreck said...

A woman/girl type creature, Cupcake?

Vivienne said...

*sings* I'm not a girl, not yet a woman! singing Britney, yes I went there!!
and RW, what a wonderful Burn! the thighs! haha
What I mean is I'm female.... we weren't sure, but I checked.
I am.
That's me in da lil pic!

resurrected wreck said...

What I mean is I'm female.... we weren't sure, but I checked.

Excellent! I check too sometimes. Myself, I mean. And, yep, still female.

sdock10 said...

I'll be back later on...

This weather is making me sleepy.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hi everyone

Vivienne said...

LOL RW, glad it's not just me!
Sdock, that sounded so cute!

Vivienne said...

MJ!!!!!!!!! *bear hug*

Anonymous said...

Hello undeadwriter, *extends hand*,
So, I'm just going to ask outright, do you have anything you wanna hurl at me?
If you would like too call me an attention seeker, now is a good time, I can take it.


I'm sorry if you thought I was dissing you last night cupcake. That was not my intention. I don't see what those twits have against you anyway.

I'm just a lurker; actually I've been lurking this blog since it first started, only reading mayo's posts and peoples' poetry mostly but those anons made me mad and I thought I had to say something to them.

I think they all need not only Hooked on Phonics, but professional help.

resurrected wreck said...

Going to head out for a bit to get some groceries while I still can. We're supposed to get 20-25cm of snow today - winter is upon us!

Later, all :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello cupcake here is a big bear hug back at you. Hello undeadwriter

Vivienne said...

Undeadwriter, no problem, I've been a little paranoid, and night is day for me now.So I get confused.
*re-extends hand*
I'm Vivienne, pleased to meet you.

Vivienne said...

Ohhh snow RW? Lovely.

Thanks MJ hope you're goodly! yes, goodly.
It's my word, you may use it if you like. :)

Anonymous said...

Undeadwriter, no problem, I've been a little paranoid, and night is day for me now.So I get confused.
*re-extends hand*
I'm Vivienne, pleased to meet you.

*takes hand* Dude if I were you, of course I would be paranoid.

That is such a pretty name.

Anonymous said...

Gosh, everyone and there sister has been "lurking since the blog started" and "never had anything to say till now."

I'm sure.

Just once I'd like an anon to say, "Hi, I just found this place and went back and re-read everything. Now I want a piece of everyone."

Anonymous said...

*their, even. O_O WTF?

Vivienne said...

Thank you undeadwriter!

That's very sweet of you, I love your username on here.
Undeadwriter... Very nice.

Anonymous said...

And the next person who calls me "Kap" after I've said, oh, about twenty three times in the last two days to call me Jules if "Kapunua" is too much to write out, gets an eye-jammy.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Leter RW and hello kapu

Vivienne said...

Hi Kap! missed ya!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

CC I wish I was goodly but I just found out my computer is dead.

Vivienne said...

hehe sorry Jules, couldn't help it!

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ.

Vivienne said...

Oh MJ, that's very badly!... no, badly just don't work!
I'd hate to loose my computer!

Vivienne said...

Seriously Jules, couldn't help myself! It was just too tempting, I know, I'm asking for it!

*prepares for eye-jammy*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

If it isn't one fucking thing its another

Vivienne said...

MJ, I know what you mean. Tis the season for THINGS THAT PISS YOU OFF!

Smoke said...

Kap! Kap! Kap!

Wanna tangle with Princess Smoke?

Do ya?

I have a feeling it would be a pretty damn interesting match-up, don't ya think? ^_~

You know I love you, Jules!

Toodles ya'll!

I'll be back later.




P.S. - Hi and Bye, Mayo!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Basicly.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hi anye S&V20

Vivienne said...

Oh MJ... I'd hug you again, but I fear you may tire of them!

Hehe Princess, You said it three times!
see you soon!

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone!

I've been working on my soaps and lotions today. I have about $200 in orders that I need to get ready. After that, no more orders until after the new year! I'm not gonna be working on Christmas Eve because someone else didn't plan well enough!

Well, unless Mayo needed something last minute!

Vivienne said...

mya LMAO hi there!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hi mya cupcake just hug away.

Anonymous said...

Hi, cupcake!
I was back-reading earlier. Sorry about your friend.

Vivienne said...

Biiiiig hug for MJ!

I'm such a hug whore!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well better to be a hug whore than that other kind of whore.

Vivienne said...

Thanks mya, I appreciate it.

Vivienne said...

True MJ, I may be flirty but I'm not THAT kind of whore!

Anonymous said...

Christmas Carols for all my special friends, and you know who you (we) are...

* 1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hahaha Mya

Vivienne said...

Oh Mya, a few of them are for me!

Anonymous said...

Aha!

elena said...

Hey everyone. It's snowing so hard here. Not sure how long I should stay open but hey there are still people in here buying books. I think they think they are gonna get snowed in. I think they are right!

Vivienne said...

Hi elena! hug? I'm just giving them away today!

mya, would you like one?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Elena

Anonymous said...

You bet, cupcake!

toujours said...

hello everyone.

kapunua, i sent some protection to the tri-state area.

redrum, i don't know if you're around, but i wanted to tell you that somehow the idea that someone else might now be turning the luck on pennies leaves me feeling surprisingly comforted. thank you.

so how's everyone doing?

Vivienne said...

hugs for mya! *hugs*

Vivienne said...

HI TJ dear, have a cupcake hug! *hugs*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello tj

Vivienne said...

Traffic in here.... comes and goes...

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Yes it does.

Vivienne said...

My hair is wet.... it's making me extra cold.
Ick..

toujours said...

i might come and go, but i always return!

*hugs* for cupcake!
*hugs* for martha!

:D

elena said...

Thanks for the hug cupcake. I could use it.

Hey Toujors, Martha and Mya.

Vivienne said...

More hugs for TJ and elena!

MJ you too, coz I have to go for a bit.... I wish to lie in bed surrounded by soft toys, and snuggle down in bed...
Just for a while.

Till we meet again (could be 5 mins or 5 hours)

xx cupcake

Anonymous said...

Christmas Carols for all my special friends, and you know who you (we) are...

* 1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells


*snicker*

To add:
Canibalism: Tasty infant so tender and mild.

And kapuna, I didn't expect anyone to believe me, you least of all, but it's true. The last time I ever posted anything was this really, really long thing about Gerard on one of Sis Midnite's first blogs like in September.

But I did that as an anon, so I guess I have no way to prove that either.

*looks sheepish*

toujours said...

hey there elena, how's it going? you're in the middle of a snow storm, aren't you?

Anonymous said...

cupcake,

you are always here.

Vivienne said...

Well I'll try and believe you undeadwriter...
I'm gullible!

*also looks sheepish*

well who knows?

tata! *hugs for all*

xxcupcake

Anonymous said...

I was going through her blogs and even that got deleted.
*facepalm*

w/e

Vivienne said...

anon, before I go, LOL yes I am.
I have insomnia and I live in the country. It's this or watching the grass grow.
People here are nicer than the neighbors who I'd have to share the grass with.

Anonymous said...

"Tasty infant so tender and mild."




Why, hello A Modest Proposal!

sdock10 said...

I'm back....what have I missed?

Anything? Nothing?

Something not yet determined?

resurrected wreck said...

I'm back too. It's cold and blustery out there!

I guess an afternoon of shopping is out :/

elena said...

Sorry Toujours had to help a customer who couldn't decide what book to buy.

Yeah lots of snow. I saw two wrecks on the way to work.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Rw so when is your birthday.

capture this void said...

Hey guys. How's everyone today?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Ctv

toujours said...

yikes, elena. be careful when you head out into it, okay?

Anonymous said...

My name isn't A Modest proposal, sorry.

sdock10 said...

Hey all who are here and all who are not and all who lurk!

I hope you are all doing well!

toujours said...

hello capture this void -- i'm okay, just awfully tired. e_e

how are you?

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