Monday, November 26, 2007

Off the grid.

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I have come to terms with the fact that eventually I am going to have to mention it. Will it be with sweeping metaphors or outright denial? Perhaps no one will understand.

For now I am listening to the little voice, and reevaluating priorities.

My lovelies, you are free to assume whatever you choose, but I will not be ignoring you. The electricity just doesn't buzz the same and I can't always find the switch.

End of the year...this shit is always out of hand.

p.s. this is how I have always imagined it for someone else.

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Jennicula said...

ps I'm not anybody "important' and have been not here a lot lately, but mostly it's because the anons are scary.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Kapu I'm so jappy now I will clap my jands.

capture this void said...

Hey MJ and Miss T. Hope all is well.

elena said...

I took my youngest daughter shopping and she promised to make dinner. Wonder what's going on in the kitchen. I'm not gonna look unless the smoke detectors go off.

Anonymous said...

hi there ctv, elena

Anonymous said...

Hello Jen how are you?

Anonymous said...

FOr MissT, a poem about the sun rising over Egypt's Valley of the Queens:


Matriarchs at rest
reigning moon, night, yin
mothers of the world
wrapped in linen skin

fragile book of death,
plummet, Isis knot,
holding in the ties
holding out the rot

sleep through dust and dark,
sleep through cool and dry
all the desert hushed,
stars in soundless sky

Mothers of the world
matriarchs at rest
mother silver moon
closing in the west

Father brother son
slip slender gold between:
fingers of the dawn
touch the Valley of the Queens.


Anonymous said...

Hey ctv I'm jappy now.

MissTottenham said...

Hi Jen, how are you?

Jennicula said...

Hi MJ, Hi MissT

elena said...

Hello BC

How are you?

capture this void said...

Good to hear, MJ. If you don't mind me asking, why did you discontinue posting with your logged in user name?

Hello BC.

MissTottenham said...

K, that was so good. You should put all these poems together and get them published.

Anonymous said...

CTV my computer is sick so I'm on someone else computer. So I may be like this for a while.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, MissT. ^_^ I'm glad you liked it. I'd love to see your picture. :D

I'm afraid I'm not good enough to be a real poet: I leave that to the masters of the craft. Besides, there's not a real market for poetry anymore.

capture this void said...

Beautiful work, Kapunua.

sister midnite said...

Hi everybodeee, I'm back! ^_^

Thank you, Present Anon! You're really nice, come and play with us anytime!

::steps in Mean Anon guano:: Dammit...

Hi Entropy-wifey! ::smooches & gropes:: This foursome is gonna rock the socks off anybody within listening distance. I even brought the chocolate/caramel sauce. >:)

Kapunua, glad to see your 'puter is better. I have a request:

Spanking shitty-ass rock dudes in shitty-ass rock bands. And it can be as ribald as you want, I think ol' Mayo-Documenter-of-Porn can take it. ^_~

Swooping over to DM, back in a bit!

MissTottenham said...

K, you are that good.

As for the piccie, it is just bright dazzly sunshine ha!

Anonymous said...

Thank you, CTV! Thanks very much.

Okay, three more: One for Mustard that I still owe. One for MissT about snow, and one for Sis Midnite. ^_^

Gimme a few minutes for each, and I still have to walk the dogs and get my clothes ready for tomorrow, a few chores etc... So give me a bit and I will get them up here soon enough. :D

Anonymous said...

Mayo,

How are you doing? I hope things are okay with you. Me? I'm fairly certain that I'm good. I'm running through all the emotions today and I'm too tired to fight any of them off so they keep coming. Hitting me and knocking me for a loop. Ain't it absolutely fabulous though? Fuck yes. And I remain undiagnosed...

Okay, so you know why I'm talking to you like this right? I'm locked out of your house...AGAIN. It's cool though. I don't mind hanging on your doorstep. Lots of good shit happens here and I'm proud to be a teeny weeny part of it. Maybe I'm more accomplished than I realized...even if it's just BlogBelieve.

Hope everything is as clear to you a murky river water....Feel me? It might look dirty as hell, but filter all the trash out and it's crystal clear and good for drinking. Guaranteed to quench that thirst every time.

So, I won't take up much time or space tonight. Just wanted to let you know that I'm here.

Faithful even when I'm locked out...

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Might even put out a fire or two.

capture this void said...

So Frank got a haircut. Kinda disappointed.

I liked the long curls.

MissTottenham said...

Hi sis m, nice to have you back.

capture this void said...

Well. Not really long curls. More like long hair with a couple of curls at the bottom.

dkl;;jkhfjklsdgh
Either way, it was nice. Still looking cute though.

Anonymous said...

Elena, I'm doing okay right now. Thanks for asking.
Hi sister m.
hi sd10.
What's this I hear? Frank got a haircut?

elena said...

Kapunua - Please tell dsock I'm thinking about her and missing her. Does she need a blanket out there?

capture this void said...

Frank's new hair:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l173/tamtam_015/P1010665.jpg

Anonymous said...

For Mustard:


Anonymous faces surround
converging cacaophony of sound
struggle, but know who you are:
nosce te ipsum and raise the bar.

The song says that You're Not Alone
and sometimes the truth is shown
through music, in soul-searing sound
through music here your heart is bound.

Clutch the sounds close to your chest
when hurtful ones try to infest
you with pettiness that is not truth
and steal you away from your youth.

Here you are welcome with me
where we know what we must always be:
the rejects, the losers, the waifs--
Here you're safe child, you are safe.

Anonymous said...

Page not found.

I wanna see Frankles's hair!

capture this void said...

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums
/l173/tamtam_015/P1010665.jpg

That should work, right?

MissTottenham said...

FS, I am MissTottenham61 on AIM

Anonymous said...

For Sister Midnite!


What's that you say?
You wanna hear me what?
Sorry sweetie on stage,
I won't indulge in your smut.

You want me to listen?
You want me to dance?
I'll think about it dude,
but get your hand out of your pants.

Did you used to have a reason?
Did it go with your rhyme?
You meant something once
before you turned on a dime.

You like your ratty jeans?
You like your scenester hair?
I liked your blackened eyes--
But I liked you when you cared.

Replacing all your young ones?
Replacing them with skanks?
Start undoing that buckle, dude,
it's you who'se getting spanked.

Anonymous said...

OH FRANKLES.

capture this void said...

Start undoing that buckle, dude

dsgl;kdhklgkl
*STILL TRAUMATIZED*




But really, holy crap. That was PERFECT. Well done.

Amyranth said...

Wow, what a shitty night.

How was the Thunder Down Under?

-Amyranth

Anonymous said...

MissT asked for a poem about a blanket of snow before footprints are on it.


blank like my mind,
a blanket of quiet
forgetful of summer
and things such as:
color, sun, rain, texture,
needless of such ideas as
dips and valleys of light

unblinking white eye
holds it fast and cold
a thousand times told more
chilled than such ideas as:
"the lustre of mid-day"
heedless of things such as
noise and movement of life

vast and still pure
this is the perfect lack
of society and babble
the lack of such ideas as:
stepping and breaking,
fearless of things such as
footprints and angels and men.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, CTV. ^_^

Amyranth said...

Kapu - I want a rude limerick about the woman from Enis. Or one about a boy named Rick. Or a girl who couldn't bunt. Or something dirty, with boobs.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Fake Mayo said: In truth I don't even like many of you. Especially you paranoid ones who think they know everything. You know who I'm talking to.

Hear that, Mayo? Someone's been taking your name in vain. And in your own house, too. I wouldn't take that if I were you.

sister midnite said...

O_O

OMG, Kapunua. You were able to rattle that off in a few minutes?

DAMN, woman! If I'd be able to get up again, I'd worship at your feet!!!

That was so full of win, it's OOZING.
Tell me again why you don't do this for $$???

Anonymous said...

Hi there Amy.
K, I love that poem @ 10:13. Direct and to the point :)

capture this void said...

Crap, I've gotta go now. Take care everyone!

Much love.

Anonymous said...

AMyranth: I just had an un-request to do one about Mayo, I was gonna get on that. I still might, time providing, but I've never actually done a limerick before. Maybe I'll give it a go, huh?

Only I refuse to rhyme anything with "bunt." ;D

WHAT A SILLY BUNT!

/monty python fangirl

Sis Midnite, thank you so much! I'd love to write for money, but not poetry. I'm a hack. I've got two and a half novels on my hard drive, a series. I sent a query letter to Daw and they were like, "You're not commercial enough, sorry."

Errr, I need a niche publisher. That's what Pretty said, anyway. ^_^

But man, writing for a living would be a dream. :D

elena said...

Hello Amy

Kapunua you are truly gifted. I believe you could kick start the poetry market.

sister midnite said...

LOL! Satan wanna-be. :D
Scary pic

resurrected wreck said...

'Night, CTV :)

Anonymous said...

I don't want to see Franks new hair I liked it long. I'm no longer Jappy.

JocelynHolly said...

Good evening guys!!
=]

I just got home from a tasty Chinese restaurant! Who knew that Chicken Liver would actually taste good?

resurrected wreck said...

LOL! Satan wanna-be. :D
Scary pic


Oh geez. He looks a little like that singer from Tokio Hotel in that pic.

Anonymous said...

One for Amyranth:


There once was a boy named James
who took on retarded nicknames
the maggot begot
"Five Year Old Panty Shot"
and lit his skanky pubes in flames.

resurrected wreck said...

Good evening, Paperheartxx :) Your dinner sounds much more interesting than mine. I just had leftover spaghetti :/

Amyranth said...

RW - There's a FAKE in here? C'mon cuntface, show yourself! I'm itching for a good, pointless online fight.

Hiya Elena!

Good Evening BC!

Kapu- Just thinking, cause you're good at poetry, and I could use a laugh...

-A

Anonymous said...

Good evening paperheart. How are you?

57898499833 hugs to you ^__^

resurrected wreck said...

There once was a boy named James
who took on retarded nicknames
the maggot begot
"Five Year Old Panty Shot"
and lit his skanky pubes in flames.


*wild applause*

No wonder everyone always wants to give you claps!

JocelynHolly said...

Hey RW!
It was interesting! It was one of those places where they cook the food right in front of you!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Elena, so much!

Welcome back, PH!

MJ, I agree, I also liked Frank's hair longer. But Frank's still Frank, he's still lovely, and therefore I'm still jappy. ^_^

JocelynHolly said...

Hey BC!

40061435168746501 hugs for you too! *HUG*

*HUGS* for everyone !?

Anonymous said...

RW I love spaghetti. How are you?

Anonymous said...

Goodnight CTV and PH

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight CTV.


K, these poems are so good. Do you still want more ideas?

Amyranth said...

Kapu, I love you.

-A

JocelynHolly said...

Goodnight MJ! *HUG*

Anonymous said...

Yes Kapu he is still Frank but I liked his hair long I wanted it to go all the way down his shoulders

resurrected wreck said...

RW - There's a FAKE in here? C'mon cuntface, show yourself! I'm itching for a good, pointless online fight

That was from much earlier today. I just noticed it now though, as they have been talking about it in DM.

I think Mayo should address this in his next post, for anyone who's confused by it, as it's bound to happen again. It's too easy to hijack a name in here; I never assume a comment is by Mayo unless he posts something about it in his profile.

Mayo, maybe you could mention this? T'would put minds at ease & possibly discourage any future blog name piracy.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Ph I thought you were going to bed.

resurrected wreck said...

Yes Kapu he is still Frank but I liked his hair long I wanted it to go all the way down his shoulders

His long hair was gorgeous. He totally rocked the cascading 'do.

Amyranth said...

Yeah. Internet security is like sand through your fingers.

I wonder what FAKE!Mayo would've said about me?

-A

JocelynHolly said...

Oh nope! Not yet MJ, Paperheart has just arrived, and will be here for a little while.. hopefully!
=]

resurrected wreck said...

RW I love spaghetti. How are you?

Hi BC :) How's things?

Spaghetti is the first solid food my mother ever fed me, and it's my fave to this day. But four days in a row of it... Meh :/

Anonymous said...


Oh Mayo, dear writer,
of frequent late-nighters,
I like your new, friendlier tone

But mousies have found you
and wannabes hound you
and all of our "sources" have flown!

I'll chase them and kick them
and out-limerick them
until they are thoroughly owned

And those who don't like it
can turn 'round and hike it
and kiss my Blarney stone!

resurrected wreck said...

Hey RW!
It was interesting! It was one of those places where they cook the food right in front of you!


Cool! :) It's like a meal and a show!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Amy, glad you liked it! That was fun. ^_^

I loved the cascading 'do, also.

Hey, should I do one about Frank?

resurrected wreck said...

Kapunua, you go, girl!!

sister midnite said...

RW said:
Oh geez. He looks a little like that singer from Tokio Hotel in that pic.

LMAO!!!!
When I watched the EMA's, I saw Tokio Hotel for the first time. And fell off the couch laughing, because I hooked up with a doppelgänger of the singer on a long-ago Hallowe'en when I was still young & stupid. (Hey, it was the 80's!)

I need to go eat, before I fall over/ Back in awhile, loveys!

resurrected wreck said...

Hey, should I do one about Frank?

YES!!

JocelynHolly said...

RW, it really was!!

Kapunua, I LOVE the poems!!

Enjoy your eating Sister Midnite!! *HUG*

JocelynHolly said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
JocelynHolly said...

^^ my deleted comment.

Amyranth said...

resurrected wreck said...

RW I love spaghetti. How are you?

Hi BC :) How's things?

Spaghetti is the first solid food my mother ever fed me, and it's my fave to this day. But four days in a row of it... Meh :/


I made a pot of spaghetti sauce for dinner and it lasted us four days. I'm relaying this to my mother on the phone later, and my dad said "Four days? What was wrong with it?"

-A

Anonymous said...

Have fun eating SM and yes do one about Frank.

Anonymous said...

RW, I'm doing okay this evening.

resurrected wreck said...

I made a pot of spaghetti sauce for dinner and it lasted us four days. I'm relaying this to my mother on the phone later, and my dad said "Four days? What was wrong with it?"

Good one, Amyranth's dad!

Amyranth said...

resurrected wreck said...

I made a pot of spaghetti sauce for dinner and it lasted us four days. I'm relaying this to my mother on the phone later, and my dad said "Four days? What was wrong with it?"

Good one, Amyranth's dad!


LAWL.

Psst... His name is Gerard. xD

-A

resurrected wreck said...

By the way, has anyone come up with anything new on Mayo's grid photo?

resurrected wreck said...

Psst... His name is Gerard. xD

0_0

Anonymous said...

One for Frank:


Oh lovely dear Frankles
from gold eyes to ankles
from your hair to the tips of your toes

Your smile astounds us,
your goodwill surrounds us
You're a class act and it always shows!

Under lights, all a-rage
and a true man offstage
as anyone in your world knows,

You radiant boy
you are love, light and joy
and your gentle, sweet heart fairly glows.



OH MY GOD THE CHEESINESS! ^_^

Amyranth said...

RW - Srsly.

Hold on, I have a picture somewhere.

-A

JocelynHolly said...

*applause*

Good one K!

Amyranth, WOW.


I hate life because I must go. =[

Love to you all, and I hope to stay extra long one day!! =]

resurrected wreck said...

*RW blows nose loudly*

That was just lovely, K!

resurrected wreck said...

K, I hope you're saving these poems of yours.

Amyranth said...

Hrm... now how do I post it as a link?

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good night, PH :)

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD THE CHEESINESS! ^_^

hey girl Cheesiness is goodness.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm heading'er too. Geez, I keep saying I'm going to go to bed at a decent hour & somehow that never happens anymore. Mayo, your place is too entertaining to leave!

G'night, all :)

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight paperheart.

I am off to bed too. Have fun people.

resurrected wreck said...

Hrm... now how do I post it as a link?

No idea :/

Anonymous said...

Its not even December yet so why are they showing Christmas special on ABC instead of Pushing Daisies. What kind of fucked up shit is this I can't watch bionic woman now and they were going to play Teenagers in it tonight.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Rw miss t and Ph and have jappy dreams

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
resurrected wreck said...

I'm heading to bed now, but please do post the pic if you can, Amyranth, and I'll check it tomorrow.

G'night :)

resurrected wreck said...

Bravo, Kapunua!! A lovely read in which to end my evening :)

Anonymous said...

Wait, I messed that up. lemme repost it.


Mayo, you must know I admire
the way you have built this empire
I poke you and tease you
but I hope sometimes please you
and you know that it's mostly satire.

And although I have sometimes chastised you,
you must know I still
recognize you:
sensibilities speak
to all those who can seek
past the chilly facade that here ties you.

Your words often--
sometimes--ring true
to those of us who have a clue,
be sure that we hear
through your fancy veneer
and honey, we know when it's you.

You're no hero or saint or vampire,
Just a boy who set out to inspire,
and if you've gone astray,
and if you've lost your way,
then come back and take warmth from our fire.

Amyranth said...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/Amyranth/memomndad.jpg[/IMG]

elena said...

Night to all who are leaving. Dream of lovely boys.

Anonymous said...

Amyranth, and anyone else who wants to post a link, here's what ya gotta do:

{a href="put your url here"}type what you want your link to say here,{/a}

Now just replace the { and } with the "greater than" and "less than" signs, and Robert's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt.

Anonymous said...

And on that note, I'm pau, time for moemoe, aloha ahiahi kakou!

elena said...

Kapunua that was excellent.

Anonymous said...

Good night Kapu

Anonymous said...

hello is anybunny here?

Amyranth said...

Don't you mean Bob's your Uncle and Frank's your Aunt?

-A

Anonymous said...

So amy is that you and your mom and dad?

Anonymous said...

K I don't wanna fan girl you too much...... I'm anonymous cause a lot of shit was flying today, and every day..... I lurk though. But.....

Girl you are so FUCKING brilliant. Why are you wasting your time here? Go be famous.

Amyranth said...

MJ - Yup. That's my Dad, Gerard, and me, and my mommy.

I told him I was going to see a Famous Gerard back in May and he snorted and said "That's crazy, there's no famous Gerards. I'd know him if he was."

Dad used to be a full time musician.

-A

elena said...

I'm still here MJ. I'm always here. At least it seems like it. Just packaging some book orders. That's why I don't always answer right away. Man, some of the books people order amaze me,

Carrie said...

I totally agree with Anon.

Anonymous said...

Hello Elena and Amy you are pretty. I asked you Elena what people are ordering but I'm scared.

Amyranth said...

mj - *blushes*

Yeah, Elena, what are they getting? The Art of Japanese Rope Bondage?

-A

Anonymous said...

Hi Carrie. Amy that is an odd book to throw out there. Is there something you want to tell us.

Carrie said...

Hi and bye guys, per my usual, I just have a few minutes on here before bedtime. Just wanted to check in with all you guys and stay in the loop. Amy, you are cute as a button.

Amyranth said...

mj - .... not freely no.

XD

-A

Amyranth said...

carrie - HI and BYE! Have a good sleep, and are you saying I have four holes in my face?

*looks*

Actually, it's like... 5.

-A

Anonymous said...

To George Sand: A Desire
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Thou large-brained woman and large-hearted man,
Self-called George Sand ! whose soul, amid the lions
Of thy tumultuous senses, moans defiance
And answers roar for roar, as spirits can:
I would some mild miraculous thunder ran
Above the applauded circus, in appliance
Of thine own nobler nature's strength and science,
Drawing two pinions, white as wings of swan,
From thy strong shoulders, to amaze the place
With holier light ! that thou to woman's claim
And man's, mightst join beside the angel's grace
Of a pure genius sanctified from blame
Till child and maiden pressed to thine embrace
To kiss upon thy lips a stainless fame.

Anonymous said...

To George Sand: A Recognition
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

True genius, but true woman ! dost deny
The woman's nature with a manly scorn
And break away the gauds and armlets worn
By weaker women in captivity?
Ah, vain denial ! that revolted cry
Is sobbed in by a woman's voice forlorn, _
Thy woman's hair, my sister, all unshorn
Floats back dishevelled strength in agony
Disproving thy man's name: and while before
The world thou burnest in a poet-fire,
We see thy woman-heart beat evermore
Through the large flame. Beat purer, heart, and higher,
Till God unsex thee on the heavenly shore
Where unincarnate spirits purely aspire !

elena said...

Well lets see. What have I sold lately....
"Painting on Rocks"
"Last Dinner Menu on the Titanic"
"My Secret Life- The Diary of an Erotic Woman in Victorian London"

Just to name a few...

Gosh no orders for "Love's Rapture" by May O Naise. Can't understand that. LOL

Amyranth said...

Okay, maybe I can do this poetry thing too..


There once was a man from Nantucket....


ah...

wait...



Nope. Poetry's not my forte.

-A

Amyranth said...

Elena - Painting on Rocks was a classic! You mean you're not sold out?

So somebody actually wrote a BOOK about the last menu on the Titanic? Is it from the Menu's point of view?

-A

Anonymous said...

Goodnight carrie. Alright amy

Amyranth said...

I wonder who is doing the EBB posts?

-A

Anonymous said...

Is there anyone here?

Anonymous said...

Amy, is that you? You're pretty

Amyranth said...

Nobody here but us chickens...

-A

Amyranth said...

BC - in the middle? Yeah. Pre-flight.

Oddly enough, I'm wearing the same outfit now. It's my traveling clothes/winter pajamas.

-A

Anonymous said...

Hi there chickens

Amyranth said...

buk buk buk buk...

*BRAAAK*

-A

elena said...

Amyranth said...
Elena - Painting on Rocks was a classic! You mean you're not sold out?

So somebody actually wrote a BOOK about the last menu on the Titanic? Is it from the Menu's point of view?


Okay it's late and the comment about the menu made me burst out laughing.

Sometimes as I package the books I wonder about the new home they are getting. Who's ordering them and why? Of course if you've got a hankering to paint on rocks I guess you need a book.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha Amy.

sister midnite said...

Bok! Bok! Buk OCK!
(It was too dirty the other way. ^_~)

Who be here?
Anybodeeee?

I like the pic, Amyranth!
You look extra-great when you smile!

EBB? O_o
Sorry, not a fan... she's too flowery for me.

So what's happening?

Anonymous said...

Hello sis m and Bc how are you guys

Anonymous said...

hi there mj, my fellow chicken, how are you? ^_^

Amyranth said...

SisM- Not much. Just... feeding the chickens apparently. I hope the sheep are still penned...

Why does Mayo live on a farm?

Elena - I would go nuts working in a bookstore. Before shipping the books I'd have to "peruse" them which would end up with the books having cookies crumbs and pop dribbles on them.

mj - *bows* Wait 'till you see my cock... I MEAN ROOSTER!

-A

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha amy

elena said...

Why does Mayo live on a farm?

Dunno but his barn doors always open.

Oh sorry that was bad.

Amy I have a hard time parting with books. My study is floor to ceiling bookshelves. I have books everywhere.
Bad thing is there's just not enough time too read them all.

sister midnite said...

Amyranth, I HOPE the sheep are still penned. Although with all the rotten Anons in here today, I'm surprised nobody's serving mutton. >.<

Hi MJ, BC!
So what mischief shall we four get into?

Anonymous said...

I wonder.

sister midnite said...

Make that us *five*.
Sorry, Elena... I didn't know you were still here! #^_^#

Anonymous said...

Hi there Sister m. Considering the amount of anons we had today, I remember there was this one that went by the name of sheep. They made an appearance while we were having fun mocking K and RW's marriage.

All they kept saying was "baaa."
^_^

Anonymous said...

Well I'm off to bed you guys. Have a goodnight

elena said...

It's okay Sister (looks down at the ground) People are always missing me.

Anonymous said...

Elena try not having a blue name, I'm basically an anon now

elena said...

No you will never be an ANON.

We know and love you.

Shit now I have that song stuck in my head "I'm blue abba dee abba daw" Think it was by Effile 65.

sister midnite said...

Elena, I'm truly sorry. I *hate* it when I miss somebody.

MJ, you are NOT an anon.
I don't notice the clors of names, I see the names themselves.

BC, I remember that.
That shit was hilarious!
They spoofed me, too, and I loved it. ^_^

Sis 12 a.m. sez: MY BOOT. YOUR ASS. NOW.

Words to live by!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Elena well I'm off to bed now. Goodnight

Amyranth said...

That whole thing was hilarious, probably set the BN and INO'ers in a bit of a froth though.

-A

Anonymous said...

Thank you sis m

Anonymous said...

You guys just keep me coming back

sister midnite said...

Amyranth, most of the BN'ers and INO'ers get into a froth when somebody breathes in a way they don't agree with.

G'night, MJ!
I'm not too far behind! ::yawn::

With the windchill, it's now -13 degrees Fahrenheit here right now. And it's getting colder overnight. *brrrr*

elena said...

Oh my I just hate to think we upset BN. The world might stop. What if there was no more BN? Who would have threats about "Gerards Big..."

ergoproxy said...

Can someone try this and tellme if it works
it's a video I took on my phone last night
I took 4 but it takes so long to upload it on dial up

http://s171.photobucket.com/albums/u294/sarinapixie/?action=view¤t=28-11-07_2218.flv


oh and a friend saw them this morning and got franks autograph and a pic with Mikey (I am jealous lots)

Amyranth said...

SisM - It's already -12 here, I don't even wanna hear about windchill.

I hate Alberta Winters.

-A

elena said...

Okay wait...Let me clear this up. I'm not saying threads about Gerard's Big...are important. Of course they are. The photos alone are worth a thousand words....

Anonymous said...

night night mj.
Amy, that was way too funny. After when I read the last comments, I was in tears laughing hysterically. Those were good times.
Sis m, yep, that was just too damn funny. I wish we had a time machine so we can relive it again.
I think I'm going to reread those comments again. Oh, and thanks for earlier as well :)

sister midnite said...

But we could always discuss Gerard's Big...











...head. Referring to the one on his neck, of course... I've heard far more than I ever wanted to about Little Gee. ::shudder::

ergoproxy said...

oh elena I have the Titanic menu book and I love it!!


(saw the post from earlier)

sister midnite said...

Ergo, it worked!

Amyranth said...

Exactly how can one discuss something they've never seen?

I mean, really. How do you talk about birds when you've never been to the rainforest?

-A

sister midnite said...

Amyranth, LOL! I can sum it up in two words: "fan girling".

If most of those kids ever saw the 'bird' for realz, they'd probably die of a heart attack or yell, "Eeeeewwwww!!!" Or eated it.

Bad mind. Bad, bad mind. XD

elena said...

Little Gee.....

Oh my God I'm gonna wake someone up I'm laughing so loud.

Amyranth said...

More like ":O THATSNOTHOWITLOOKISINANIME!!?!!111"

And other overhyped tying and jazz.

-A

ergoproxy said...

oh good, thanks sisM

was it I'm not OK? (I just picked one file to try)
I'll add the other ones when I get home, in 2 days.

I was pretty close, level with the front row of the mosh but up on the side.
Sorry about the quality but they searched so no camera.

ergoproxy said...

these are probably girls who look up penis and vagina in the dictionary or encyclopedia and giggle.

sister midnite said...

Ergo: Nope, it was House of Wolves.

Amyranth, I think you nailed it.
I made the mistake of reading some of that thread one day, expecting pics. Instead, I got squicks.

Elena, now you have something to dream about. >:D

Amyranth said...

SisM - Almost makes me want to take a picture of a Random Wang and post it on BN and be like "ZOMG REAL P33N!! GWAY HOT@!!!" and see what happens.

I'm a horrible, HORRIBLE person.

-A

elena said...

Amyranth said...
SisM - Almost makes me want to take a picture of a Random Wang and post it on BN and be like "ZOMG REAL P33N!! GWAY HOT@!!!" and see what happens.


Amy lovely idea. Take the picture but make sure you Sharpie a message on it first.

I dunno...Objects in photo appear larger then actual size


Caution: Rapture Zone

Okay I quit...I'm just teasing. I'm sure Mr Way's little friend is just dandy.

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere once that someone thought that when Gerard had that blond hair, it made his head look like a shape of a lightbulb
She was right. XD

sister midnite said...

A, that would be beyond fabulous!!
(And if you're horrible, then it must run in dis here family. :p)

I need to get my ass to bed, fellow pervs. 'Tis hard to think up dirty things when you're too tired to share 'em.

'Night A! 'Night Elena, 'night wifey, 'night friends, 'night family, 'night lurkers, 'night jerkers... 'night, Mayo. ::sunny smile::

'Morrow!

Amyranth said...

BC, which head is that?

I mean.... damn.

Okay, I need a sharpie and a willing penis, STAT!

-A

ergo said...

oh right

I have all of I'm Not OK and Teenagers and that part of HOW and a bit of Disappear.
Teenagers has Ray's solo first but he was fantastic in HOW (as you can hear)

Amyranth said...

Alright, I gotta agree with SisM.

Allow me to finish off the night with a prediction.

By the time I wake up tomorrow morning, Mayo will have made a new post, and I will be about 300 comments behind.

This is why we can't have nice things :(

Goodnight BC, Elena and Ergoproxy.
Goodnight Mayonaise!

(Another amayyyyyyyyyzing day at work awaits.)

-Amyranth

elena said...

Night Amy...


Dream of....oh hell I'm so not going there.

ergo said...

Amy- XD

have you heard the joke about the guy who had his wifes name "Judy" tattooed on his penis, they go to Jamaica for their honeymoon and he's at the urinal when a big dark Jamaican man walks in and he(being a bit curious about the rumour of black guys) takes a peek and sees "Wendy" tattooed there.
"Oh I see you have you're wifes name too,"
he says proudly showing his tatt
"No" says the guy "the tattoo is- Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day"

(oh I'm in my other account to)

elena said...

Good one Ergo....

I suck at telling jokes so I won't even try.

How did we even get on the topic of Gerard's family jewels?

Oh hell that was me. Stupid BN and the threads.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Amy

Anonymous said...

Amy, it was just his regular head :D

elena said...

I just watched a video of MCR doing a cover of Fortunate Son in Aberdeen. I love CCR. That was so good.

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elena said...

So Mayo...

How about being a peach and posting something for us?

Poor sdock is out on the porch..

We're starting to talk about..Uh, things we shouldn't.

We shouldn't or should we???

Anywho...Hope you're Okay. I'm heading off to bed. Talk to ya later.

Oh and by the way.. The Mayo that was here earlier today that said nasty thing to us. I didn't believe was you for a minute. I guess that's cause I trust you when you say you like and need us. I usually have a problem with trust so why do I trust you? Maybe cause someone who runs such a nice house where friends can gather has to be a good guy. Of course it could just be cause I'm an idiot. Either way...Thanks

Anonymous said...

goodnight and sweet dreams Elena

Anonymous said...

you know the mayoniase who posted at 7:18 is the blog owner If you check the blogger no for both it is 16822662205439045478

(if you hold the mouse over the name it comes up at screen bottom)

just thought I'd say, the fake SS has a different blogger no. they are easy to pick

I don't know if mayonaise posted elsewhere last night too I could'nt find it but just so you know it wasn't a fake

ok gotta go dinner time
love 2 u all

MCR flew to sydney today too.
next concert in about 25 hrs byeeee

Anonymous said...

oh I found it and at 2;44 - same blogger no.
make of it what you will

Anonymous said...

Ergo, if you are still on, I checked the other comments Mayo posted earlier today as well. The blog id numbers are the same just as the comment posted at 7:18

toujours said...

*sneaks in*

*perches on edge of couch*

hi, mayo.
i took advantage of your absence tonight to go out and take care of some internet chores that needed doing. i kept checking back in here, but i was feeling lurkful, and stayed quiet.

to be honest, my voice has been feeling a bit ragged and thin recently, both here and out in the world...

but i've been listening to your voice, mayo, and today i realized i'm not worried about you anymore. oh, to be sure, i still get worried (as the recent post will attest *ahem*), but i hear something in your tone these days that gives me a confidence in you.

your feet are on your path, aren't they?

whatever you're doing, whatever your heart's voice has been telling you, keep with it, through strong days, brash days, sharp days, and lonely days.

and i'll always be here, pulling for you, smiling, even though my own poor voice is small, and unremarkable. i can't help but believe in you, you see, can't help but believe in the potential lying within you.

and so, to bed. i've rambled on long enough.

good night, mayo.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I have insomnia, so I wanted to check the blog for a few minutes.

About the profile numbers matching, Kapunua went in at 2:55 p.m. today and posted a comment as Mustard to show how it can be faked.

If you hold the mouse over the name, it comes up with the same ID number as the real Mustard, so it can be done.

Going to try to get some sleep.

Love,
L.

Anonymous said...

Sweet dreams OP.
I also tried looking at the blog numbers of both the fake SS and the real one. Both of them do not match, but I guess we'll see what happens tomorrow then.
hi and sweet dreams squeak squeak.

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ergoproxy said...

well there you go I didn't know that...but obviously the fake ss doesn't either.

so that makes it very secure if you can post as anyone.How do we know if any ss or mayo messages were real, as if Kapunua knows others likely do to.
ah the world of blogbelieve just became evn more unpredictable.
lol

Have a good Thursday US UK and European friends!

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to shed some light on the whole Mayo/fake mayo business.
okay, I have this friend who is related to a guy in a fairly popular band and it's cool because he gets us passes and we get to hang backstage (which is actually alot more boring than you might think).
Anyway, once I was there and overheard a band member complaining because they were due to tour down under the next week and his girlfriend was going ballistic because she wouldn't be able to get hold of him. This guy went on to explain that whenever they were touring there, his sidekick just wouldn't work properly. He actually used the same words as our dear Mayo "Something there just doesn't buzz the same".
I assume then that Mayo either is down under or at least wants everyone to think he is so he was saying he wouldn't able to come here for a bit. Why would he go to all that trouble and then post comments?

Kassiopeia said...

1anon2many,

Hi!

To answer your question:

Because he's full of sh*t?

I jest, I jest!

Love,

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

Good morning all, if anyone is up with me and the chickens!!!

Mayo, this is for you, even if you do not see me among all the post!

You made this blog, this is your house and we respect that, and i know i have to sign in under other, but i am not anonymous, and as of late, anons are coming in here and bashing others, and its others we love, sure i do not know these people, just as i do not know you, but if you could say a few kind words to the anons who are passing judgment on posters who have been here for so long, it would be appreciated, a simple fuck you would do.
or maybe let them know they are welcome into the family, because i feel some insecurity and resentment in there words, and some disbelief in what this blog is all about.

Thanks Mayo, if you do read this.

your little ray of sunshine!
PJ

Anonymous said...

Amyranth, could you be any more gorgeous? Dang!

Elena, me too, about the books! My bedroom walls are covered in bookshelves. My books no longer fit on them so I have to stack them on the floor. >_< And your "little friend is just dandy" comment just made my morning. ^_^

Anon @ Midnite, dude, I LOVE George Sand. And I love those two poems about her, too.

Mayo, a riddle for you: In my last, replace "when" with "that" and you'll understand.

Welp, off to work for an ungodly amount of hours! That means I'll be occasionally over at DM and not here. And posting very badly. ^_^

*gets on a coal-trolley up to the new town, population: 48*

Anonymous said...

I can not stay, just wanted to say good morning!

Now im off to work!

Hope your day is full of smiles and hugs.

Until later.
Pj

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