I have come to terms with the fact that eventually I am going to have to mention it. Will it be with sweeping metaphors or outright denial? Perhaps no one will understand.
For now I am listening to the little voice, and reevaluating priorities.
My lovelies, you are free to assume whatever you choose, but I will not be ignoring you. The electricity just doesn't buzz the same and I can't always find the switch.
End of the year...this shit is always out of hand.
p.s. this is how I have always imagined it for someone else.
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Elena, me too, about the books! My bedroom walls are covered in bookshelves. My books no longer fit on them so I have to stack them on the floor. >_< And your "little friend is just dandy" comment just made my morning. ^_^
Glad I brought a smile to your face. I do have my moments unfortunatly they usually occur around 2am.
Mayo - I'm off to start another day. Everyone thinks I'm off to work but in truth I don't work today. I gave myself the day off. I'm just gonna get in the car and go wherever it takes me. Probably visit some book stores. (Ok yeah I own a book store and when I have time where do I go? I can't stay away from books) I think I love books so much because reading has always allowed me to become someones else if just for a few hours. I can be in an exotic location duing something exciting.
I'll stop rambling now cause the open road is calling.
Take care.
Amyranth, too gorgeous. I love the way you can see the spark and wit in your eyes.
Frank radio interview from the other night:
www.theedge.co.nz
click 'shows' icon at top
click 'The Night Show'
Brings up Frank pic, linking to a two part interview. Discusses his grandmother, touring etc...
Sorry, I'm rubbish at links.
(I originally posted this at 6.21am, but I'm anal enough to want to correct my grammatical errors)
Hello Empty Space & Real Mayo,
It seems I'm usually the first one up in the 'morning' and there's never anybody else here.
So, did we decide if Mayo was the real thing or not? I'm going with NOT:
Message from Real Mayo:
Mayonaise said...
Tell MissTottenham I deleted the alternate universe.
I learned my lesson well enough. I do not want to continue causing anyone pain.
It is life, and it is beautifully unexpected.
November 26, 2007 1:33 AM
Message from Debatable Mayo:
mayonaise said...
In truth I don't even like many of you. Especially you paranoid ones who think they know everything. You know who I'm talking to.
November 28, 2007 2:44 PM
The second one is not real, even ignoring the rapid turnaround in sentiment.
If you notice, all our (blue) screen names come up as starting with a small letter, even if like Real Mayo you've capitalised it.
If you copy and paste the genuine Mayo messages into your comments box the capital letter appears, for the faker's attempts at sh*t-stirring it doesn't and I seriously doubt our host has altered his screen name in this way.
If you're going to try and mess with us Anon, you really should pay more attention!
Love,
Kass xx
P.S. It's Thursday, it's very slow at work and I have far too much time on my hands....
I agree Kass. Nothing happens on a Thursday. (Knock wood...)
And a fake Mayo? Oh shit. The plot thickens!
Hi Shae!
I have to go home now and wait for a truckful of gravel to do our driveway.
Have a nice day!
Love,
Kass xx
goooooooood morning ghoulies....
Everyone feelin' jappy today?
1anon 2 many said...
Just wanted to shed some light on the whole Mayo/fake mayo business.
okay, I have this friend who is related to a guy in a fairly popular band and it's cool because he gets us passes and we get to hang backstage (which is actually alot more boring than you might think).
Anyway, once I was there and overheard a band member complaining because they were due to tour down under the next week and his girlfriend was going ballistic because she wouldn't be able to get hold of him. This guy went on to explain that whenever they were touring there, his sidekick just wouldn't work properly. He actually used the same words as our dear Mayo "Something there just doesn't buzz the same".
I assume then that Mayo either is down under or at least wants everyone to think he is so he was saying he wouldn't able to come here for a bit. Why would he go to all that trouble and then post comments?
A specious argument, but rest assured, everything is 'buzzing' as it should.
good morning.
hello o mysterious and cryptic anon. once again the light you have shed on our dark little blog is palpable.
i don't know if i'm going to be able to comment any longer -- getting this comment box thid morning took an extrememly long time. (and i didn't even have anything to say, so wtf)
so maybe i'll see you guys tonight, or maybe not.
don't miss me too much. ha.
-tj, too apathetic to sign in.
Hi Mayo, hi blogbelieve family!
I had a wonderful night sleep. It seems to be rare these days. So I am feeling especially refreshed today.
K-your poems were absolutely beautiful and witty. Mayo is going to love them.
Mayo, do I dare say that I miss you? 'Cause I kind of do. I know you will back, but I just thought you should know. I hope you are okay, safe, and happy right now.
SS, I miss you too. :)
To my lovely friends here, I just want to tell you how much I care about all of you. Thank you for being my friend day in and day out. I am really lucky to be surrounded by such sharp, brilliant, and absolutely histerical bunch of women. I have learned so much in the last few months. I have learned more than I expected. Thank you.
Thank you Mayo for making this place. It is a masterpiece and I really do feel like you care, even though I have had my doubts in the past.
.
.
.
Okay, I need to get back to the daily grind.
Love to all of you,
Anima
A specious argument, but rest assured, everything is 'buzzing' as it should.
Good to know. ;)
I assume then that Mayo either is down under or at least wants everyone to think he is so he was saying he wouldn't able to come here for a bit.
Mayo is not Gerard Way if that is what you are thinking. Just wanted to make sure you knew that.
Okay, I am really off this time.
I would never bite the hand that feeds me. I realize the ones who matter know I would never insult them, they have become my friends.
not true, kass....
mayonaise said...
The answer is in the title.
November 21, 2007 12:10 AM
Thank you dear friend. I know everyone will appreciate hearing that from you. I am going to bring your message over to Discuss Mayo so Sdock and the others can read it.
just thought i would tell you mayo that you copied the wrong url to snatch a name. we know that aint mayo. please use your own name instead of someone elses
Ahh I'm confused.
i'm not feeling perceptive enough this morning to know if it's really you or not.
i'll just have to sit here like a good little puppy and wait.
("sit here" in a metaphorical sense, of course, since i'm about to head out the door and go to work.)
bye now.
-tj, still not signed in, like it matters one jot either way.
hey tj and shae
i hope your both ok. i pressed on the name of mayo and it should take you to the profile page but it did not. it tok you to the page where his posts are so that shows someone tried to be mayo. you can do this by a certain way. k explained it all to us yesterday. i hope that clears some up for you shae
are you having a nice day tj and shae?
TJ, have a good day!!!!
Mayo, mayo, Mayonaise, mayonaise........I like you, I don't like you, I'm here, I'm not here.
WTF?
Will the real Mayo please stand up?
Yeah, that's what I thought. I don't think you've been here at all. I do hope you come back soon though, okay?
The For Real S&V20 (I promise)
What is it with all this talk of new people not being accepted? It took me ages to get the courage to post here and I still don't do it often. Whenever I do take the time however, I have always been welcomed warmly despite the fact that I have never had a blue name.
Also, why on earth is it unfair for Kap to be intelligent or have a way with words? I for one have thoroughly enjoyed her wit and admire her convictions.
hey log time dead. how are you. havent seen you for a while.
i agree with you. everyone is welcome its a public blog after all and the anons who are hating just please stop hating. there is no need for it
Anima said...
I assume then that Mayo either is down under or at least wants everyone to think he is so he was saying he wouldn't able to come here for a bit.
Mayo is not Gerard Way if that is what you are thinking. Just wanted to make sure you knew that.
Good Lord no! Did I say that? I think I said he wanted us to think he is. Believe me, I know he is not.
My day is alright. And I get it now, I actually managed to figure it out.
And for S&V: "Will the real Mayo please stand up?" Priceless. I now have the urge to rewrite that whole song to fit this situation.
1Anon2Many - You didn't directly imply, but just in case someone else reads that and gets that crazy idea. ;) Thanks for responding.
Hi Fimble!
I think maybe these people come here expecting something else and when they don't find what they are looking for, they have to take out their frustrations on others. It really makes me feel very sad.
i feel the same long time dead. some of the things they say is just unacceptable. i just hope that they realize that life is just to short to be hostile and mean to other people. its still a form of bullying and i dont like it.
i am off to try and do some work now so everyon have a nice day and i will be back later
it was nice to see you again long time dead. please visit more often :)
Bye fimble!
I think the most recent comment was Mayo. Sounds like something he'd say.
Morning everyone. Seems like my prediction was wrong.
-A
Kass79 - He has deleted the Alternate Universe. I checked it as soon as I saw that post.
-A
But wasn't the most recent post the one linked to the wrong page?
::huge yawn::
G'morning, chickens. ^_^
Pretty quite in ye olde blogge this early, but I'm sure that'll change as soon as the bashers are awake.
Dunno, could be wrong, but I get th e feeling that the latest Mayo comment might have been the real deal. It sounded like him, for one... and the URL doesn't always have to go back to your profile. (Click on my name to see what I mean.)
Back to work, I suppose... another day, another holler an' all that. >_<
DISCO FEVER
I HAS IT!
Quite true. Before I got my account, my link would go to either my Deviantart or my Livejournal. I think that's the only problem with Blogger, is you can easily use someone else's sign-in name.
However, I do tend to take a lot of things around here with a grain of salt. Sometimes also with a lime and a shot of Tequila.
-A
Ok, I stand corrected. Hate when that happens.
Meh.
Anons that slander Kapu, she has a message for you:
WTF? STFU! GTFO! KTHXBAI!
-A
More fake Mayo? Jesus tap-dancing zombie Christ.
And anons thinking it's me? LOL! When I can't even load the stupid page (from work).
You'll recall, cowardly anon, that there are people who have figured this out before. See fake SS for details.
Other than that, you can blow me, mon chere. (Ma chere, probably.)
Anyway, did anyone get that riddle I posted to Mayo before I left for work? If you get it or if you want the answer, email me. I probably won't have too much time, but I might be able to answer before I switch shifts.
Also, I have a clue about my Spooky Anon. Not who they are -- that still eludes me -- but what they are up to.
------
No wait, one more thing, cowardly anon. You know, I know I tease Mayo a lot. But that's not because I hate or even dislike him. I would never do anything to hurt or truly upset him. It's insulting that anyone would think that I would try to hurt him.
Also, please note that some anon -- you, perhaps with your raging hate-on -- was doing the same thing to me and trying to use MY URL.
In short, get down there and get those delicate hands of yours working at my belt-buckle, ass.
Okay, well I gotta get going to work ladies and Mayos.
I won't be back on until much later tonight, sorry imposters.
Mayo! Blog me, darling!
-A is for Amyranth
So Amyranth, did you ever find a suitable dick-pic for the BN'ers to squee over?
(Yes, my mind is dirty even in the morning. Deal with it. ^_^)
K - I got your riddle. Very clever. ;)
Sis Midnite, I'm always a perv any time of the day. I can't wait to see what Amyranth comes up with!
I wonder if Mayo clicked on the link where I solved the mystery of 'the grid'. Mayo, it was all in 'good' fun. Hope you don't mind.
I can't believe how every thing is changing around here!!! it's too sad. I was away cause my grampa died and I come back to this. Attacking each other. Mean anons pretending to be each other. creating blame.
You have to tell certain people to lave, look at how they treat some of you! I think everyone who is mean shoudl jut go. You're jsut starting trouble. There's nothing wrong with saying that.
I missed you all.
hey just popped in for a sec to see whats going on. hope all your days are lovely
i understand what you are saying about the name going into another page other than the profile page but this is just my opinion. when you click on the name and it goes onto other pages like lj or somewhere else that has your blogs thats becuase you dont sign on with blogger. tell me if i am wrong on that one becuase i only have a blogger account.
so i think that mayo was a fake becuase the real mayo signs on with his blogger account and it goes back to his profile page.
i hope you got what i was trying to say, not good with putting words down when i am speaking them in my head hahaha.
hey there fiona.
nice to see you. i am sorry to hear bout your loss. my thought are with you and your family
Aww, Fiona, I'm so sorry. :(
(Me too, Anima. Me too.
Mayo can''t mind the crotch shot too badly; after all, we *is* mostly femalez. ^_~)
Hiya FS, check my post on DM (as you) and here at 12:11. ^_^
Would Mayo's wolf turn on him? A bitch she may be, but not rabid. I doubt it.
And it could have been BC but she is too stupid to speak in that way.
Anon, WTF are you talking about? Fake Mayo?
We've covered that already. Moving on now.
so that makes it very secure if you can post as anyone.How do we know if any ss or mayo messages were real,
Can't speak for everyone, but I don't take any Mayo or SS comment as real unless I see some reference to it in their respective blog profiles.
Hello people!
Raise your hands if you're as bored as I am!
So, did everybody already die of boredom?
Hi Siobhan :)
I'm dying of a head cold! :( Am home from work today.
How are you?
I'm so desperate I even consider watching Knight Rider on TV. How pathetic is that!
I need distraction! Please!!!!!
Now!!!
Hi RW! Awww, I hope you get better soon! *hugs*
I'm watching Knight Rider! I'm officially lame!
i pressed on the name of mayo and it should take you to the profile page but it did not. it tok you to the page where his posts are so that shows someone tried to be mayo. you can do this by a certain way. k explained it all to us yesterday.
And therein may lie to key to decyphering whether or not it's the real Mayo commenting under his blog name.
Ugh, David Hasselhoffs chest hair is so disgusting! Yuck!
Thank you, Siobhan :) I am just hanging around at home in front of the computer. I guess I should get lunch sometime soon, as I'm getting hungry. That will mean venturing out, as I haven't done much grocery shoppping in the past couple of weeks & my cupboards are bare.
Are we the only two in here at the moment, do you think?
I really ask myself why Mayonaise hasn't already clarified that it were or weren't his posts!
I don't know. It may be only us writing here but who knows how many lurking in the dark reading our posts.
I wonder too, Siobhan. I get the feeling though that he may not be checking his blog at the moment. Perhaps when he comes back in here he'll have a look at what's been going on & say something about it.
I don't know. It may be only us writing here but who knows how many lurking in the dark reading our posts.
0_0
Thanks guys.... it has been a hard week. Or few weeks actually.
good afternoon/evening everyone
Hello Fiona & BC :)
nice afternoon/evening. how´s everyone? *hugs* everyone jappy today?
I don't know this Mayo as good enough as you do. I don't know this person's intention with this blog. I would not be surprised if that was him/her/it - whatever.
Didn't I introduce myself here properly?
My name is Miss Distrust!
Siobhan Distrust!!!!
Hi Pixie :) How are you today? I'm jappy, but sicky sicky :(
Hi Fiona! Hi BC! Hi Pixie!
It's getting comfy here I see!
RW and I felt a little lonely in Mayo's house.
How is everybody?
Hi RW, pixie, and Siobhan-san. How are you guys?
I've got a lingering headcold, BC, which is why I'm not at work today.
How are you?
I'm sorry to hear that RW. I hope you get better. I'm doing okay.
I just read the latest Mayo comment. I clicked on it and it took me to the blog page. It's not supposed to do that. It's supposed to take you to the profile page.
I'm fine BC, although I was forced to watch Knight Rider to fight my boredom!
Traumatized for years by David Hasselhoff's chest hair!
hi girls, I´m fine and you?
hallihallo siobhan, was gibt´s neues in good old germany? schnee? regen? weihnachtsmarkt schon eröffnet?
I just read the latest Mayo comment. I clicked on it and it took me to the blog page. It's not supposed to do that. It's supposed to take you to the profile page.
Yeah, I noticed that. And maybe there's no way around that if you're trying to hijack someones username. Which would be great, because that would mean we'd always be able to spot the fakes.
Whatever though, I'm still going by location posts on profile pages to tell me if any Mayo or SS comments are the real deal.
Aww poor Siobhan-san. Here's a hug to make you feel better *hugs*
RW, sometimes the real Mayo doesn't post timestamps on his profile page. Those comments could really be him, or it isn't.
I'm going to go back to bed for a bit, then head out in search of food.
Chat to you all later :)
Hallo Pixie!
Alles im Lack in good old Germany! Es regnet hier. Ich glaube auch nicht an Schnee dieses Weihnachten, aber wer weiß. Die Weihnachtsmärkte habe schon geöffnet, aber ich habe noch keinen besucht.
Und wie läuft's bei dir? Habt ihr Weihnachtsmärkte in Finnland?
"Yeah, I noticed that. And maybe there's no way around that if you're trying to hijack someones username. Which would be great, because that would mean we'd always be able to spot the fakes."
it just depends on whick link you use when you post, so if an anon who posts as mayonaise uses the profillink then you come to the profile and if an anon uses the bloglink then you´ll get to the blog...
blogger should change that....
RW, sometimes the real Mayo doesn't post timestamps on his profile page. Those comments could really be him, or it isn't.
I've noticed SS does that too occasionally. Then I guess we just have to go by whether or not if "feels" right.
Bye for now :)
siobhan, ich hab mich auch schon auf regen an weihnachten eingestellt^^ immer das selbe.... brrrr...
mh wir haben hier nicht so weihnachtsmärkte wie in dtl und wenn dann nicht die ganze zeit über sondern zb nur an einem wochenende... das ist blöd finde ich...
nun ja cihw erd auf dne weihnachtsmarkt gehen, wenn ich zu hause in dtl bin, mich gelüstet es nach ner gefüllten pizza *lol*
Hi everybodeh! (BC, Siobhan, RW, I already said hi to Fimble & Fiona)
RW, you has cold? :( Feel better, okay? ::grope::
(It's so cold here in Deadmonton that I'm wearing leggings under my pants. -24º C, -11º F. *brr*)
Pretty quiet so far, maybe because no one can get on here with all the comments.
Get well soon, RW! Get yourself some chicken soup and I hope you'll have a good night rest!
Bye *big hug*
Yep. Take care and get well RW :)
bye rw see you later *hugs*
it just depends on whick link you use when you post, so if an anon who posts as mayonaise uses the profillink then you come to the profile and if an anon uses the bloglink then you´ll get to the blog...
blogger should change that....
Totally agreed.
hi sis m how are you? :)
Hi there Sister m.
pixie, how are you doing?
we're supposed to have a snowstorm this weekend :(
RW, you has cold? :( Feel better, okay? ::grope::
*tingles!*
Thanks guys :) Talk again soon!...
Hi sister midnite!
it just depends on whick link you use when you post, so if an anon who posts as mayonaise uses the profillink then you come to the profile and if an anon uses the bloglink then you´ll get to the blog...
blogger should change that....
I thought that as well, Pixie!
The fake SS, who posted that rude comment to BC on the 'alternate universe' had linked to the profile site and not to the blog site.
But either way, blogger has to change that as soon as possible!
i´m doing fine bc and you?
oh snowstorm? but that´s cool, if you don´t have to go outside... you can sit on the sofa, drink a coffee and look out of the window :) I knwo I´m crazy....
we had some snowfall this night but not that much...
So what shall we discuss today?
Hmmm, I've got one that should make everyone feel better: What is your happiest memory?
Siobhan, actually fake SS linked to their own blog site, not the real SS one. I checked the other day.
Pixie, honestly, I don't like snowstorms whatsoever.
Happiest memory? Probably going to Walt Disney World. Orlando is such a beautiful place. I was 17 when I went.
I'm watching 'Independence Day' right now. The moment when those UFO's intrude into the atmosphere always freaks me out. I think I would drop dead if something like that would really happen!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Btw, did anyone here see that 80's series 'V - the Visitors' (or something like that)? I loved it!
Good afternoon my friends! =]
*HUG*
SM, I like your question. Paperheart's happiest memory is...
WOW. I can't think of one! WAIT. I'm pretty sure it was the my last day in Middle School! We went on a field trip to a water park, and I was in one of those dunk tanks! (where they throw the ball to hit the button and the person sitting in the tank, falls into a the tank of water). I was soo happy to leave that school, yet I was crying because my friends were going to different high schools.
=]
Yes, BC! It was fake SS' own profile, but still I think I remember it having linked to fake SS' fake profile and not the fake blog!
Gaaaaaaaah, whatever!
We'll have to wait 'til Mighty Mayo enlightens us with the truth!!
hi paperheart *hugs* how are you? :)
Hey Pixie! *HUG*
I feel horrible. My head is throbbing, and I have to go back to school by 2 pm for my last class.
How are you? =]
The intrusion begins!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hi Paperheart! How are you?
*is freaking out already*
Hey, how is everyone?
RW, I'm sorry you are sick. Hope you feel better soon.
Love,
L.
Hey Siobhan! *hug*
I am alright, how are you? =]
hi there paperheart. how are you? 68686774 hugs!
Siobhan-san, Mayo needs to bring his ass and address those comments indeed, but I won't be too surprised if he said all of that.
Hi there OP.
Siobhan-san, you are going to start freaking me out! O_o
Hey OP, Hey BC!
double *HUGS*
One of my happiest memories apart from other happy memories was when one summer day I heard a sound outside my apartment and I went to my window and suddenly a flock of birds flew past my window. They had green and yellow feathers and their heads had also different colors. I think it was parrots or cockatiels.
I will never forget that. It looked amazing and made my heart jump for joy!
Btw, I live in the city and not nearby a zoo, haha!
Btw, I live in the city and not nearby a zoo, haha!
HAHA that really made me laugh Siobhan!! =]
That really does sound gorgeous though!
HI L. how are you? :)
I would be very surprised if it turned out to actually be Mayo. Surely he knows that this blog would be over with no way of bringing it back if that was the case.
There is more evidence that it was a fake than there is that it is real.
The ID numbers can be duplicated, as we found out, the grammer was wrong in the posts, and it was discovered that unless Mayo took the time to go in to his profile update page and change his name from Mayonaise to mayonaise, it came from someone wanting to tear us all apart.
Remember this comment from the new poster before they left:
"That's great.
I'll leave you to it.
[watch it crumble, out.]"
The next day, we not only get the mayo comments, but the anons who came in and bashed Kapunua, (such as the mayo comment did) and we basiclly were under fire for most of the day.
The last piece of evidence I can come up with is gut feeling only.
I honestly don't believe he would write this. I understand it is possible, but I just don't think he would be that cruel.
If he is, we'll know in time. And that would be the end of that.
No more trust.
No more apologies.
No more blog.
Faith. It's all we have to go on. But I will take it. If I am wrong, I am wrong.
Love,
L.
Siobhan-san, Mayo needs to bring his ass and address those comments indeed, but I won't be too surprised if he said all of that.
Did he already do something like that, BC?
Hey, Bubbles, Siobhan, Pixie, BC.
I am doing ok. I think. I will be until someone lets me know better.
L.
OPL, I agree, word for word.
I really don't think Mayonaise would say that. No matter how he felt!
Then I will support your claime then OP, until we know more. Other than that, Siobhan-san, I was actually going to ask you if you live by the zoo if you seen those kinds of birds ;p
Hi OP's! How are you???
Thanks for sharing happy memories, guys! We need some good feelin's around here!!
Even if the real Mayonaise might have never said those words, I rather he be honest about his feelings then lie through his teeth.
Glad to make you laugh, PH! *hehe*
It was a wonderful experience!
No prob sister m. My other fond memories stems from visiting Jersey for the first time (about five years ago) going to Vegas, of course visiting my family in Dallas, and going to this small town island place in Florida. (I love traveling and road trips. You can tell.)
Sounds like it Siobhan!
HEY SM! *HUG*
Really, happy memories is what we all needed on here! =]
I have to go now though, my class starts at 2:22, and I have to leave in a few minutes!
I'll be back tonight!!
All my love;
- 007
Sis Midnite, Hey! How's it going? I'm trying to think of what my happiest memory would be. Hmmmm...
BC, I would rather have honesty as well. But there is no denying the fact that IF it turned out to be real, no one would want to be here.
If he wanted to destroy this blog, he could just delete the whole thing. The commenter was asked to change the time on the profile page to prove it was him, but nothing changed. I asked for proof, no answer.
Love,
L.
hello everyone!
how's it going?
Bye, Bubbles! Have a good day.
Love ya,
L.
Hi OP(L)!
Take care teddy bear. millions of hugs :)
Hi there faraway how are you?
Exactly OP. If it turns out to be true, well, I think I already used almost every foul word in my arsenal directed at him.
So far I called him asshole, son of a bitch, motherfucker, bastard, what else? I pretty much used all of the best foul language in the English language today.
The great thing is, I can say all those words and he won't retaliate. Ha!
If these words turned out to be true, I wouldn't say a word to him. No need. I would be out of here.
BC, would you stay here, if this did turn out to be him?
L.
No, BC! I don't live near the zoo, haha!
But that's exactly why this was such a great experience. I looked outside my open window and I saw them flying fastly through my street and past my window. They were 50 or more birds, and they were chirking loudly!
Fantastic!
Sis, I think I have too many happy memories to go through!
One of my happiest recent memories is from March 2005, when J. and I went to Hilton Head Island. We stayed for a week, and it was one of those vacations where everything just seemed to turn out right. We had a wonderful time shopping, swimming (me, J. can't swim), finding the best local seafood place, lying on the beach, etc.
It was a good thing too, because the rest of that year was pretty rough for both of us!
Love,
L.
That sounds incredible Siobhan-san.
OP, I would probably leave, but it won't be without throwing alot of foul language at him. My exit has to be dramatic ^_^
Bye PH! Hello FASC!
Does Mayo have humor, you guys?
I have to say I was too lazy to read all of his blog entries. Mostly because I already know, that I won't understand it.
Did he once write a funny blog, or is it all about being cryptic and mysterious?
Going for now, I'm baking a cake for company tonight. Our friend Jess is coming over for dinner.
J. has already put in her birthday cake order. :) She wants me to fix a spice cake with cream cheese frosting. (The one for tonight is a yellow buttercream cake with chocolate frosting.)
Maybe I could borrow the Princess' tiara for J. to wear on monday. I still haven't got her present, but I know what I want to get her. Shhhh...
Love ya,
L.
That sounds delicious OP. Good luck with the cake! take care. Siobhan-san if he did write a humorous blog, you probably can't tell. I think he tends to be sarcastic and may have a dark sense of humor
hi siobhan, BC, OPs!
happy memories??
god its hard to think of one specific happiest memory??
i will have a think.
hi faraway. how are you?
I am sorry if I interrupt anything,I have not posted here ever,but been around a long time. Earlier someone said they wanted to redo the lyrics to an Eminem song to fit here. I happened to have those saved so I redid them. I am not trying to start anything or be mean. I just had some free time and thought it was a cute idea. I have done the best I can and hope it is not too stupid. Anyways here is "The Real Mayonaise" Redone to the Lyrics of "The Real Slim Shadey" by Eminem. Hope y'all enjoy.
"The Real Mayonaise"
[Someone Yelling at their Pc Screen while typeing]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your fuckin attention please?
Will the real Mayonaise please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Mayonaise please stand up?
Damnit we gotta a problem here..
Y'all act like you never heard a crazy person before
Jaws all on the floor like you've just seen a ghost
and the anons started talkin 'bout(SHH) secrets before
y'all know it, like ya beleive it (Ahh!)
It's the attack of the... "Ah, wait, hell no, you're kidding,
she didn't just say what I think she did, did she?"
And K said... "My Ass, you idiots! (Ha-ha!)
The people love mayonaise's blog.
(Stay up all night and day talkin to their family)
"The pee pee man, I'm sick of him. And Mr G,
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what, stickin his hands down you-know- where
Flippin the you-know-who,"Yellin" Let me hear you maon," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, he's probably got a couple of screws up in his heads loose
But no worse, than me or you.
Sometimes, I wanna just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for all the rats and leeches.
"Look at the moon, when it's full something big will happen."
And if I'm lucky, they just might beleive me.
And that's the message that gets delivered.
And expect them not to reply?
Of course they gonna
By the time they get done the anonymous run,
They got to hide, don't they?
Women clap your hands, yell the demand and it goes:
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Now most days are,"Well fuck him and fuck you too!"
You think It's funny to take a name that don't belong to you?
Half of you got no point. Get me? Probably not.
Whinein,"But why can't we post when we have an opinion? We're not welcome?"
Why? So you guys can just lie?
So you can, start trouble and be dramatic?
Shit, maybe I'd better switch chairs
so I can sit closer to the screen and read what S&V20 and the OP's have to say
and hear 'em all argue for their Family.
That goes for the rest of'em too: SD10, Elena, Pixie,Paperheart and Amina,
AIP, Ergo,Tj, Cupcake, Amyranth, MissT, SC, SM, RW, SIM,FASC, Shae, FS, Siobham and
Kass7, DG, MIB, MJ, Jennicula, Bellatrix, Lolita, RW,Kapunua, Redrum, Pp, Fiona, Anon616 and even BC
and show the whole world how they can't top you [AHHH!]
Sick of you little girl and boy, all you do is annoy
so if you go there they will destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like Mayonaise
who cuss like him; who just don't give a fuck like him
who dress like him(MAybe?); walk, talk and act like him
and just might be the next best thing but not quite him!
[Chorus]'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's like a head trip to read, cause he's only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside'the clinic'
The only difference is y'all got the balls to say it
don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
He's like Dark Man, Everywhere, Nowhere, Everyone, Noone
and whether you like to admit it He sets up shop in your brain
And you're addicted .
No wonder these kids eat up the words like fo'realz
It's funny; cause I'm laughin'
And every single person is a Mayo lurkin
He could be workin at Wallyworld and takein your soul
[*Evil laughter*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with the windows down and the system up
So, will the real Mayo please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause he's Mayonaise, yes he's the real Mayonaise
All you other Mayo's are just imitation
So won't the real Mayonaise please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Mayonaise in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
hi to everyone who arrived and good bye to all who left us...
sorry I was distracted *lol*
Hi everyone, busy day at work.
Fiona, I am so sorry to hear about your grandpa. Sending you lots of hugs.
Bye for now, OP(L)! Wow, that cake sounds yummy!!
Hey dragon breath, that was funny, but my name is Siobhan, yo!!!
Oh Fiona, my sincerest condolescence! *big hugs*
dragons breath, that was great!! and you got my name in it so that pleases me as i'm not here much compared to some.
i'm good BC.
Hi there anima how are you? Fiona, you have my condolences. We'll be here if you ever need to talk *hugs*
Hi dragons breath. Nice to meet you ^_^
Sorry Siobhan with an 'N'. Forgive me.
Dragon's Breath, that was really awesome! Perfect, just perfect!
So, is Mayo posting something new tonight?
What do you think?
Awwww, that is sooo funny Dragons Breath!!!!!
Love it! Love it! Love it!
Dragons breath, you just gave me my first laugh of the day. Thanks! XD
thanks dragons breath, that was funny
oh siobhan a new post would be cool, because my browser needs long to refresh the comments ^^
Of course, dragons breath!!!
I was actually quite thrilled to get name checked at all in your 'The real Mayo' lyrics! Thank you very much:-)
hello everyone.
sorr for leaving before without saying goodbye. i found there was a snake outside the front door and i had to kill it. sorry but it was deadly arghhhh scary florida
dragons breath welcome. that was classic. thank you so much that just made my fucking day. i havent laughed to cheers to you
Hey, guys. Only a quick post, then I am back off again. But I went into our blog and changed the name to original punks instead of Original Punks and it showed in lowercase letters on the profile page. Then I commented on one of our posts. If you pull up the post so it shows the comments on the original blog page, it showed as lower case AFTER I changed it, and as Original Punks BEFORE. (I've changed it to the upper case now.)
If you check the mayonaise comments from the main blog page, you do see that the ones from the first night he posted were Mayonaise, and then the ugly ones and the one today show as mayonaise.
When those insulting comments came in yesterday, I was back and forth in the profile page to see if he changed the time. At no time did the name title change to mayonaise. It was always Mayonaise.
It appears to be completely fake.
Love ya,
L.
Oh, man. I just read 'The Real Mayonaise.'
Fantastic.
Thank you dragon's breath!
L.
Well, look who's number 3
I hope that too, Pixie! Although I'm mostly hoping to find something really normal to read. No Cryptonite and no poetry, just something like:
Today I had to go to the Dry Cleaner's because some stupid dude spilled Mayonnaise on my favorite sweater...
my beautiful fimble!!!!!!!!!!!!!how are you? *hugs*
siobhan that would be great! *laugh* :)
And Fiona, my sympathies for your grandfather's passing.
Thoughts are with you and your family.
Love ya,
L.
gotta go guys!
have a fun evening. hope mayo posts. look forward to catching up tomorrow!
Bye, farawaysoclose! Talk to you tomorrow.
Love,
L.
bye faraway take care :)
Hi Fimble! Are you okay?
#3? Oh, my goodness.
2 snaps and a twist for Mr. WAY!!!
Thanks, DragonsBreath! That was pretty neat!
Think I'll go show the folks at Discuss, my wife is over there. ^_^
OP - L, thanks for letting us know!
Save me a piece of cake! ::nom nom nom:: *hugz*
Bye Fasc!
Gerard? Sexiest man? Hah. No.
Bob on the other hand is, and he is nowhere to be found on that list. Shocked and appalled.
Forshame.
Hello to everyone that is here. I hope you're all well?
Hi BC, I'm good, just really busy. How are you?
Congrats Gee on being number three! [Don't let it go to your head - kay?]
Ummm, Johnny Depp, hello there. RAWR! [did i just rawr?] I am really lame today. Okay Gee you get RAWR too.
Sis Midnite, you mentioned something to me about our perviness. I can't find the comment. I'm comfortable with my pervy-nature. Totally and completely.
He looked so much better with long hair and his undead-like make-up!
Those were the days, my friend!
P.S. Sis Midnite anytime you need a pervy pal in the morning, I here for ya. ;)
Will do Sis!
Princess, can J. borrow your tiara for her birthday monday? I'm not sure what condition it will come back in but...
Love ya,
L.
Hi CTV! Hi Anima!
hi ctv and smoke, how are you? :)
i am very well thank you iobhan. how are you
Hey guys. I'm just fine, thanks.
It's J's birthday on Monday? Shit, son. We better throw a partaaaaaaaaay.
I'm pretty good, fimble!
Thanks for asking!
*is still watching 'Independence Day'*
*thinks it is a sexist film*
Thank y'all soooo much. I was very nerveous to make that my first comment here. Even closed my eyes when I hit the send comment button.
Again thanks and glad y'all liked it.
Hi Siobhan - I grew up watching 'V'... loved that show.
siobhan i am sorry i just read that i called you iobhan. y keybord is playing up today. its missing letters.
Yes, CTV. PARRRTTTTEEEEE!!!
She will be, let's see, 22 or 23? :)
Actually it's a few more than that, but hey...
I know what she would WANT for her birthday, but unless someone down under can grab Frank, strip him naked, wrap a bow around him and ship him back to America, well, I guess I will be going to the mall tomorrow!:)
L.
Me too, Anima! When that girl (Robin?) got knocked up by that lizard alien boy and felt the need to eat raw meat! I will never forget that!
No problem, fimble!
I'm doing pretty good so far anima. thanks for asking.
Hi there fimble
When the lizard baby was born, oh man that was crazy! But he was kind of cute.
unless someone down under can grab Frank, strip him naked, wrap a bow around him and ship him back to America Seriously, that needs to happen! [thinking happy thoughts]
Worlds best gift. Srsly. We all secretly desire that, don't we?
Way downnnnn, way downnnnnn, way downnnn.
Do you mean the lizard alien boy was cute or the lizard alien baby?
I remember when that lizard alien woman was opening up her huge mouth to swallow that guinea pig!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Anima, you can probably tell by last night's comments where the conversation was going. >:D
Dragons Breath, I hope you don't mind, but I copied & pasted you comment in Discuss Mayo for the folks there. Since the comments are in the 2800's, dial-upper's can't load dis page.
And no more lurking, come & play. :)
As I said at DM:
O_o Yeah, I guess Gerard is still sexy. He was sexier before, IMHO... you know, back when he *wasn't* an ass. Just sayin'...
They should have a Sexiest Band award. MCR would win it without even trying, because they're ALL yummalicious. :9
Worlds best gift. Srsly. We all secretly desire that, don't we?
Don't be mad at me, but I don't desire any of those MCR dudes!
But I wouldn't mind them singing me to sleep! *laughs*
Hello Mayo, how are you today? Good I hope.
Please Mayo, can we have another post. This one is becoming a little difficult to load. Also, we would be very grateful if you could put us out of our misery regarding what the picture is a photo of exactly.
Dragons Breath, lovely to meet you. That song was fantastic, I smiled so much when I saw my name in there. It must have taken you ages.
I am happy right now because my beloved Tottenham have just beaten Aalborg of Denmark 3-2 after going 2-0 down in the first half.
Hello everybody, how are you all today?
O_O NEKKED FRANKIE INNA BLOGG???
You guys are NOT helping my perv mind, y'know! :Þ
::gropes all who want groping::
::air-gropes the rest:: ^___^
I'VE BEEN GROPED AGAIN.
YAY!
Hi Miss T.! Good to know that you're happy! I'm fine!
hi miss t my ukchum, how are you? *hugs*
I can only agree it takes ages to loud ...
Hey Miss T. I'm fabulous, hope you can say the same.
*grope*
And yhus. A new blog would be greatly appreciated right about now.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Who groped me?
Please stand up!
L,
I'm sure I have a spare tiara here somewhere she can wear!!!
Hi Pixie, Siobhan, CTV, MissT, BC, Anima, and anyone else I might have missed!
Dragons Breath, don't be skeeerreed!!! We are a nice bunch of folks in here!!! We won't bite. Well, at least some of us won't.
Well, I'm off now. I won't be able to comment anymore today. My computer at home SUCKS!!!!!
See ya'll at Discuss Mayo!!!
XOXO,
Princess S&V20
P.S. - NO MORE NAKED FRANKIE TALK!!! NOT WHILE I'M GONE ANYWAY!!!!!!
hi there Miss T my english chum, ctv. :)
Hi smoke. Bye smoke!
ha ha
Hey Mayo,
Just dropping by your house while I am still at work. I won't be able to once I get home.
Hope everything is falling in place and everyone is falling in line just for you today. Because sometimes shit works out like that, ya know?
Have faith like that...
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. rarely
hi ghoulies.....
Hello to:
CTV *gropes back*, Siobhan, my pixie chum, BC, L, S&V20.
I hope I haven't left anyone out.
Hi smoke. Bye smoke!
I second that, hehe!
hi lolita, sd10. Miss T, how are you doing?
Hi sdock10! Hi Lolita!
Alles frisch?
*heh heh*
I *likes* groping. >:D
Guess I should go do some work, since I'm locationally challenged with the find-Frankie-&-strip-him present-for-J hunt. D'OH. >_<
Will be back later, not sure when!
See y'all laterz!
Hello everyone.
Good to see all of you!
Oh my, I think I'll have to go as well! I have to get up early tomorrow and need to be well rested!
I wish you all a wonderful time at Mayo's!
Stay happy, stay healthy!!!
Bye
I have to go now, I´m soooo tired, have a nice afternoon/evening and take care *hugs*
Hi LH, how are you today?
See you later sis m, please bring Ernie.
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