Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Independent Endeavor

This is overdue. Please forgive me as I have been preoccupied with family. I had meant to post this earlier, in time with all of your moments of introspection, during "this is me". I think it is in good timing, as it seems a distraction could be in order...



I am a contradiction.



I am a planner, I plan everything. But, I have also been known to make snap decisions.

I am an idealist.
I am a realist.

I research the hell out of everything, but I am always changing my mind.
I am a workaholic, but can very easily sleep in too late...I have insomnia so the appeal of my dreams can be somewhat overwhelming.

I am a good listener, but I tend to talk over people (I am really working on that one).
I fear rejection on every level, but I am always drawing attention to myself.
I fear failure, but I am not afraid to try new things, and this constant change in scenery allows me to masquerade achievement.

I think I am always right, but I acknowledge that I make mistakes.
I am very independent and a control freak…I like to do things my way, myself. Yet, I am high maintenance and a bit of a scatter brain…therefore I require someone to look after me.

I have diagnosed clinical depression, but I can be the life of the party.

I have outrageously high standards for myself, but I am generous in allowing others to fault.
I am very loyal, but I have been known to wander off towards a novel stimulus like a moth to a flame.

I am empathetic.
I am selfish.
I am stubborn.
I crave change.

I have enjoyed kissing both women and men, but prefer women.

I am shy.
I am eccentric.
I am erratic.

I work hard, and I am passionate. I love life, my friends, and my family. I am always expressing myself

...even in silence.

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Anonymous said...

Kapunua, ha ha!!

Anonymous said...

I do!!
paperheart, I am also having a fit of giggles :D

Anonymous said...

ZOMG, IT IS!

IT ISN'T!!

IT IS!!!!
IT ISN'T!!!!!


AAAAAARGH!

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, umm... guess what?

resurrected wreck said...

You are going to pee on the audience, right. I mean, why waste it?

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Anonymous said...

....


NUCLEAR FALLOUT!!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hhahahahahah! I had a headache so I went to lay down I come back and we are reenacting The life and times Of Gerard and Lynz I meant Kapu and Rw.

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Anonymous said...

I like oranges. And popsicles. Oh yeah, and cats.

JocelynHolly said...

=D

Anonymous said...

Oh. Sorry.

Amyranth said...

*still floating in obscurity, with a really bad haircut*

elena said...

MAYO - Dude I'm serious here...


post Mary Had A Little Lamb

Anything.......

We so need a distraction from the train wreck......

Anonymous said...

Joan of arc and stuff.

Pictures of bloggers.

I am creepy.

Anonymous said...

Karma bitches! Watch out for flying scissors.

Anonymous said...

Mikey Way has so been stealing Kat's cancer medicine! Like, he's so MEAN!

Anonymous said...

I like kissing girls and boys.

Anonymous said...

*strangely quiet about this*

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Hi, girls!

Anonymous said...

k soooo looks like Lyn-z!
like so.

elena said...

K (in the alternate universe) Please for the love of all that is holy DO NOT start talking rapture.

Anonymous said...

*orgasm*

Anonymous said...

So did you hear that Gerard left Kat for Eliza and then for Lindsay and then for a cow and after that there was something about him and a penful of sheeps because it came from a letter written by the band and 75% of the fans that aren't insane and they posted it anonymously on the internets so it must be true?

ALSO, MY LETTERS ARE PASTEDED ON YAY!

Anonymous said...

Latin, latin, latin latin.

More latin.

Anonymous said...

So like I totally get what you're saying about, like, saying one thing and then doing the other. But it's like a case of, more like it's sort of, do as I say and not what I do or something. Like, if a painter makes good paintings and he sucks as a person, does that make his paintings suck? And like no it doesn't. Like, is OJ less of a good athlete? Like, no he isn't. So it's like...

*chokes on gum*

Anonymous said...

Um... check the time and goodnight?

Anonymous said...

Be careful.

Anonymous said...

FAT COWS

redrum said...

I'm going to choke on my gum. This is hilarious.

Amyranth said...

Ah, and thus it comes to an end.

BLOG IMPLODES.

Anyway.

-A

Anonymous said...

I was the fucking walrus

Anonymous said...

mayo you tosser. no more poems. fuck you i hate your other house

shuan the sheep
shuan the sheep
shuan the sheep

Anonymous said...

Why are you bitches all still standing?? Get on your knees! Do you hear me?? YOUR KNEES!!

Anonymous said...

MY BOOT, YOUR ASS. NOW.

elena said...

FUCK IT Mayo is not gonna save us....


Pass the fucking apple cider

Anonymous said...

Enough with the poetry, post a picture!

Anonymous said...

I like cats. Did I mention that?

Anonymous said...

*is nice*

Take my heart. Love to YOU always.

Anonymous said...

I want to bathe in Miracle Whip, right now

Anonymous said...

MY ASS

Anonymous said...

MY ASS

Anonymous said...

hello








hi







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P.S. stuff

Amyranth said...

Okay, who let the jesus sheep out again?

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Everybody look at ME!!!

*RW <-- seriously pissed at the lack of attention*

Fimble Star said...
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Amyranth said...

Sry RW, We don't care about you until you take up an angry blog on BN. Or at least pretend you do.

-A

Anonymous said...

I'll look at you, because I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIKE GOD AND STUFF.

FOR REAL.

FOR EVER.

AND EVER.

AMEN.

Entropy said...
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Anonymous said...

Grow some balls, Mayo!

Anonymous said...

I like rock cars and fast stars!

KICKBALL Y'ALL!

Anonymous said...

I love K!

November 24, 2007 1:45 AM


O I C WUT U DID THURR!

JocelynHolly said...

SERIOUSLY;
Paperheart is off to bed. I am extremely tired, and it is only 12:46.

All my love to you all; and a zillion hugs! *HUG*

-007

resurrected wreck said...

I'll dangle from scaffolding and show you all my panties if you LOOK AT MEEEE!!!

Anonymous said...

I like cats. Did I mention that?

Oh my god, this is clearly some sort of hint! GW is allergic to cats so clearly this blog does not belong to him!

Amyranth said...

*IS STILL STUCK IN OBSCURITY!*

*WRITES ANGSTY BLOG*

resurrected wreck said...

Goodnight, Paperheartxx!

Anonymous said...

I want to beat up Jimmy Urine. I'm very tough and I can accomplish this task if given the opportunity.

Anonymous said...

HUG! HUG! HUG!

Amyranth said...

Good night PH!

-Amyranth. Fo Realz yo.

resurrected wreck said...

*Makes gooey doe-eyes at K*

Anonymous said...

Entropyyyyyyyyyy!

JocelynHolly said...

Haha;
Hugs are amazing, and you know it! =]

SWEET DREAMS!

Anonymous said...

ZOMG!! L1KE1
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MCRMY ATTACK AND TRANSFORM AND ROLLOUT AND1!11111ELEVNTY!

Anonymous said...

Amyranth left the tour with a broken elbow and six broken toes.

anima said...

How dramatic.

....is everyone okay?

Anonymous said...

*raises RW's panties on a flag pole on stage*

Anonymous said...

I thought it was a broken rib and 12 broken toes??

Amyranth said...

*can't tell the anon to shut up because she's got some magic spell on her and she can't talk about anything, not even her bad dye job.*

elena said...

Paper goodnight sweetie...

Talk to you later

Anonymous said...

You never know.

resurrected wreck said...

*raises RW's panties on a flag pole on stage*

*with RW still in them*

Entropy said...

She will continue to ignore you.

Anonymous said...

RW, I'd never hurd of you befere but you maried K and I lyke totaly louve you now!!!111 You are my roll modle!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 K and you are so cyute 2gether!!!!!!!!!111

Anonymous said...

If you speak Amyranth, we will hunt you down with pitchforks and burn you at the stake! Like Joan of Arc!

Anonymous said...

It is I who is the one who started it all. Lurking and smirking. Mysterious. Adjectives allude me. Who I am? None know. Star gentle uterus. Pretentious non-English. Babble.

Follow to me.

Drinking through my liver. The trees of truth sway in the breezy. Illusions not grand.

Gerard Way.

Blogging claims to thus.

Fimble Star said...

once apon a time there was a frankistian walking home through a field of daisies and knives. when the frankistian came across a small jar of mayonaise. the jar of mayo was talking to him. he said that he wanted to be the biggest jar in the world. frankistian said to the jar that it wasnt about being the biggest it was about being the nicest and the loveliest jar that it could be. once the jar of maynaise heard this it suddenly jumped up and attcked out of no where. the jar of mayonaise ate the frankstian up and carried on the path to become the bigest jar of mayonasie in the world


there is a hidden meaning in this story. find the clues

Anonymous said...

New blog.

resurrected wreck said...

I draw. K draws. We're PERFECT together!

Mayonaise said...

fucking hilarious

Anonymous said...

K you can do no wrong...

I love you love you

When our eye met I knew we would be together forever and ever........

Anonymous said...

OMG! I Figured it out! Johnny and the Mothers are playing at the Savoy Theater tonight!

Anonymous said...

*loose their collective crap*

anima said...

hello?

Anonymous said...

Did I mention I was an aries?

Anonymous said...

LATIN!

MORE FRIGGING LATIN!

UNTRANSLATABLE LATIN!!

WHY AREN'T YOU BUGGERS GETTING IT?!

Anonymous said...

Ah man you guys crack me up!! XD

farawaysoclose said...

oh god I just back read this old stuff!

fucking brilliant!

happy days!

Amyranth said...

This was some pretty fucking funny shit.

-A

sdock10 said...

Feeling nostalgic as a motherfucker. Good good times.

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