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Never do that again.
Yes, I am aware.
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No Contest
even if no one gets me, if i'm the only one laughing at my jokes, i won't hide myself away from life. it's uncertain and it's dirty and it's fucking exciting, and i want to be a part of all of it.
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
heart full
Today on my way home from class, I stopped off at the petrol station for some petrol. I paid on my card which wasn’t a lot, and then as I was getting into my car, I saw an old man walking past the building. He had a red and green stripy jumper which was frayed at the ends. He was also wearing some jeans that were dirty and had holes all over.
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
It helped.
Jennicula,
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Blog header image by: Anima
I would like to credit the photographer and thank her for sharing her work.
something
Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. Hold your head up high and be proud of who you are. If you've had a shitty day and you feel like people just don't want you to be happy, and when you find yourself struggling to make it through the day, just keep on believing and keep the faith. Also, from personal experience, don't push people away. When they say they want to help and that they are there for you, let them in. Believe me, I know how fucking scary that thought is, but don't shut others out.
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
Retro-spectacled
Sometimes, when you look back on stuff in your life, you know, the crap that makes you shake your head and say, "Holy shit, what the Hell was I thinking?" it's part of what makes you - you.
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
aloft
Blazing against the sun
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
Electric Blue
…today I saw a ulysses butterfly it was in our yard and settled to feed on our hibiscus. They really are fantastically beautiful things, the electric blue is amazing, however as they sit with their wings closed they are rather nondescript and dull. Sometimes people are like that, from the outside they seem unappealing but within there hides an amazing beauty for those lucky enough to see it. I hope you appreciate beauty in all things, and look for it perhaps where others miss it.
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.
I read your post again and suddenly without warning memories of construction paper filled my head. I remembered all the lop-sided flowers my girls made when they were young. Bright blue, yellow and pink flowers that were cut out with blunt end scissors would fill the windows to decorate for Easter. An occasional bunny was attempted but those usually ended up looking like creatures from a horror movie. Flowers were so much easier. I can close my eyes and hear the paper being cut into petals. I can smell the Elmer’s glue squirted on in huge blobs to attach each misshapen petal to form the flowers. We had a huge arts and crafts box full of wonderful items just waiting for their imaginations to turn into something wonderful. In my mind I see my daughters, as they once were, small, blond little girls sitting on the floor surrounded by scraps of paper and other art supplies. They would create their masterpieces then proudly show each other. Oh and Lord the messes that would ensue if the glitter made an appearance. Now, the box is forgotten. I’m not really sure where it even is anymore. The few flowers so lovingly created that survived are faded and dusty and high on a shelf they sit. Time marches on, so many things get left behind.
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
From the corner.
I wonder if you noticed
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
Thank You. Truly.
"This little world has grown around us, out of nothing, and it is a remarkable thing. Even the dark and dirty parts, the violent parts. Humanity will not thrive without passion."
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Uncondensed
Your words are what give value to this space.
Never do that again.
Yes, I am aware.
Character Advocacy.
"Don't ever pretend to be something you're not. You are who you are, and no one can change that. The people who don't like the real you are just gonna have to suck it. Don't take shit from anyone. Don't crumble. Throw a few birds, and walk on.
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 2664 Newer› Newest»If you could LH that would be wonderful. You guys should know I but for just in case a laptop would be great and some cash.
Yep, I agree with that MJ.
I just tried, and it didn't work :( :( Sorry, but I'll make mention that some are from you!
Laptop and cash! On the list. :)
Thank you for trying Lh oh well.
MIb that the way it seems to me.
As for my christmas list, I would like a guitar and maybe a 6 karat Tiffany engagement ring
So I can pawn it ^____^
Evening all!
How's it going?
Lolita, I've left some pressies, but I messed up the to and from thing on two of them as well; sorry!
BC, there's a black and purple one under my tree for you, go look in it! :) :)
Aww thanks lolita. I will check it now. And I will leave you a present too :)
Lolita, thank you for the present. I love it! I left one for you as well in return :)
I also added a christmas tree thing on my blog if anyone wants to add any presents there. I left a couple for Miss T and paperheart so far
Aw! I love it BC! Thanks!
Hello dg how are you?
Hi there DG how are you?
Lolita, I'm glad you like it :)
Good thanks.How are you?
Evening Mayo!
Good to see you again SS. Hang in there,sweetie! Much love.
"To Mayo:
The store was out of Sharpies"
PRICELESS.
Lolita I love the tree. I left two gifts for Mayo - Sharpies (pens cause the store was out of sharpies) and a Habitrail. I forgot the "from" part but oh well.
Lolita, I was laughing so hard when I read that. I also like the fruitcake message. I don't know who wrote that, but it made me giggle XD
Hey everybody!
http://www.buzznet.com/tags/mychemicalromance/forum/topics/190961/?last=1&R=1670924989
I know you guys hate Buzznet, but....
Can be bothered to think of a name.
I sent the fruit cake
oops i fucked up in my gift!! meant to give mayo a christmas sweater but ended up giving myself the fucking sweater and the message says "to mayo". oh god me is so crap at this shit!! never mind, hey mayo the thought was there though!!
Thanks, anon.
Yep, it's pretty awful.
Hi Siobhan!
Elena, you're a genius. So is MJ. :) :)
hi siobhan! and everyone else of course!
MJ, I just left you a purple round box with bright green. Go look. :) :)
Thank you anon for that. Its sad that you can have an opinion that what he did was wrong with out someone saying it was just a joke. Well not everyone is going to take it as a joke.
The Ninja Wizards wish you all happy (jappy!) holidays!
Hi LH, Fasc and MJ!
I left a present under BC's tree!
It's a mistle toe for her and Mayo, haha! You can never get enough kisses!
0_0 thank you Lh
Hi Siobhan how are you
Teeheehee.....You're welcome.
I'm gonna start putting some really silly things under there....I left AIP a whip.
Hello Kapunua! Are those three cuties your dogs? Awwwwwww, adorable!
Nice profile pic, btw!
Kung Fu Hustle!!!
aw doggies I'm jappy now Kapu
I'm doing well, MJ!
What about you?
AHAHAHHAHAHHA! MJ! !!!!
"How to Write a Dirty Story"
How is the she wolf's pack?
gotta go guys! you all have the best evening ok!!! enjoy the party!
bye mayo!
Bye Fasc!
Martha are you really jappy today or only slightly jappy?
morning everyone!
I feel so tired. Ugh I really need a kick start, I think holiday lack of sleep has caught up with me.
Hoping everyone has had a nice day so far, as I try and convince myself I should go to the gym. lol
Hi elena I'm really jappy
kapunua best wishes for your dog, she's certainly had a rough trot lately, hoping everything turns out ok
Thanks, Ergoproxy. Thanks, anon. Hanging in there.
Martha I haven't popped over to see the video about the 12 year old. What's the deal?
K, I left a gift for you, it's a red box with a white bow.
GW was talking about candy and than said that he was going to kick a 12yr olds ass.
I have a question!
It came to my mind last night and it is about those fake mayos.
Do you have to be signed up/in as a blogger so that the nick name you're stealing appears in blue?
He was gonna kick a 12-year old's ass???
Why? Was he gonna take his candy?
Hello to all that are here. I hope you guys are well?
Bravo, Mr. Way.
You've found yet another way to disappoint me.
Well I was just told by my family that I spend to much time on the computer. I was told that the computer is for work or a movie and maybe a game or two.
when was the video from?
Siobhan they change it you can have use another persons name anymore in the nickname part. They use to have a part were you could type in the URL but they got rid of it
Hi CTV how are you?
Elena he just started by talking about candy and than I couldn't understand and than it was I'm going to kick your ass. and something about a 12 yr old
Please, don't kick my ass, but don't weigh every single word that looney says! I think most of the time when he's on stage he doesn't even know where he is or who he is talking to.
Martha they tell me all the time that I spend too much time on the computer. Yeah, I do and so what? The only time my family even looks for me is when they want something. So hey, it makes it easier for them to find me.
And in my defense I run two Internet businesses. So yeah I'm on the Net all the time.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! I got a keyboard on Lolita's blog. How nice! ^_^
thanks for the Red Bull MJ
I need it!
I'm seeing Elton John tomorrow (tues)night in a town close to 5 hrs drive away, and coming back wednesday
Why am I doing this??
He's become a joke. I cannot believe I used to have utmost respect for this man.
It's left me a little glum and disheartened, MJ. How are you?
When I saw the you tube clip where he was at 'much music' with that long haired blonde I was pretty much convinced that he was either on ecstasy or speed!
EP - Elton John? Why?
Okay I'm not gonna say anything mean about him. I like some of his music but he's just so pissy anymore. He was in town here not long ago. Lots of reports of rude behavior.
Hey guys! I've made a pic-spam on my LJ--my REAL blog not the one linked in my name. Anyone care to look at them? It's mostly pictures of my dogs, my family and me, but a few of them are just winter-ish pics of the first snowfall, which was today.
Just putting it out there if anyone wants to look at pictures. ^_^ They are here:
http://kapunua.livejournal.com/
Oh god. I had to watch that live. Left me speechless.
Never again.
I left you all a gift at LH's it's the title of the book. lol
gotta go for a while , see you later.
I'm jappy CTV. Siobhan i hope you are right and yes he seemed very high in that much music interview.
Elena I don't run any business but they just want shit from me so they get mad that i don't want to do it.
your welcome ep have fun.
So what do you guys want for christmas?
Hey everyone, how are you tonight? Ready to partee soon?
Kapunua, I'm so glad your baby is doing better. Hopefully everything will go well with the ECG. One of the cats (Dumplin) is on heart meds and he is doing well. The pic was great. Is Trisky the one on the far left?
That was nice of SS to leave a note about your poem. He is such a sweetie. And as for your e-mail, yep. I still owe you a dream interpt too.
CTV, We owe you an e-mail too. It may be Tuesday, if that's ok.
Love ya,
L.
I have to go now I hope to be back later bye
Kapunua, you look lovely, as always. Each one of your dogs is adorable. I wish I had a little companion of my own. I hope your little Trisky gets better soon.
The spider scared the living shit outta me. Freaking huge, I say.
See you later, MJ.
Hey, L. How are you, love? Can't wait for the party tonight. I'll try to make it. Tuesday is fine with me.
FORMAL AND NOT SO FORMAL INVITATION FOR:
ORIGINAL PUNKS-J PARTY PALACE EXTRAVAGANZA SHINDIG HULLABALOO
TIME-6:00 P.M. EST TILL ?
PLACE-http://discussmayo.blogspot.com/
WHO'S INVITED-THE MAYO FAMILY, MAYO (OF COURSE), SS, PRESENT, NICE ANONS, NICE LURKERS, ALL BUT THE VULTURES.
DRESS-OPTIONAL
BRING-IT ON!
LOVE YA,
L.
elena - a friend of mine was going in a group with her husband but he can't get the time off so she asked me and I thought - oh well, why not!
We don't get a lot of people touring up here, plus we are going to the casino after so it's like a big night out.
I've never seen him and he may not tour again,so I'll tell you how he behaves here!
(he's not a fave of mine but, like I said- on someone elses ticket why not!)
Eeee! You're so beautiful, K! And your doggies are, too!
I have a black bunny rabbit named Dr. havoccc. I think he earned his name.
Fine, CTV, how are you? Hope you can make it.
I posted some pics of J. one of now and four of then at:
http://s226.photobucket.com/albums/dd181/Original_Punks/
and I wrote a B.Day message for her on our blog if anyone wanted to leave her a comment.
Lolita, I love the tree! As soon as I figure out how I would love to leave some giftees.
Love ya,
L.
Oh my god. Look at her as a little toddler. Aweee!
She's so precious. I just wanna hug her. She's beautiful.
Guys, thank you with SO much aloha, for everything. Yep, Trisky is on the far left. She's my model; I love to photograph her.
L., your linkie no workie!
CTV, isn't she cute?! There is another one I couldn't find where she is sitting on the couch at about age 2 with a serious movie star grin. I swear she looked just like Frank with that smile.
Love ya,
L.
Well, I have to go now! It's late here and I have to get up early.
I wish you all a wonderful party over at DM! Save me some cake, please!!!
Bye
Left you a comment.
G'night, Siobhan. Take care.
K,
Try adding unks at the end. I'm not sure why it always cuts that off.
Is that the tree you put up this year?
L.
Hey guys I have to miss the party tonight but I send my love. Have loads of fun. Don't forget to play pin the tail on the Mayo.
Just kidding. See ya all tomorrow.
Oh I know you could play hide the glow sticks!!!
Bet I know where a certain singer would hide his!!!
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/importantphotos_album/crackberrycousins2.jpg
Lyn-z much?
Totally late for this, but it needs to be said.
Pasted, thank you so much for joining us. I've missed you, buddy. I admit, you've brought a little smile to my face. I'm still waiting for that interview, eh?
Visit us soon and say hello. I love hearing from you. Much love.
Siobhan,
Have a good night. We will save you some cake!
Love ya,
L.
Elena,
Talk to you later, have a good night!
Love,
L.
Anonymous said...
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/importantphotos_album/crackberrycousins2.jpg
Lyn-z much?
December 2, 2007 5:36 PM
Not this again! It's old, it's been covered. Some people agree, others don't.
See you guys at the other blog later.
Good night to everyone who can't make it.
Love,
L.
Okay I'm back
L., thank you for posting thosepics. I just got thelink and BOTH of you are adorable.Uhoh,here goes thekeyboard again. *uses new gift keyboard*
Anon,okay,enough with the LynZthing already. Dark hair, check. Can backbend, check. End of.
Shoots, I thought I'd linked the URL to my blog. In case it's getting messed up:
Clicky. Pics. Babble. Dogs. Snow. Etc.
Yes, I will save you some cake. Crumbs and all.
And, I know EXACTLY what your favorite is. ;)
I'm glad you caught that reference, I wasn't sure if you would remember! Thank you so much for everything.
What exactly is that all about? If that is not an inside joke or something I don't know what is! Care to share with the rest of the class how you know what his favourite cake is? Sounds like two people that know each other outside these blogs. J is Jamia and SS is Frank. If you people can't see what is under your noses you are blind!
teeheee......J's one of the OPs.....
From INO...
"we have new pics for Lyn-Z?
I mean...is she on tour? or something like that...
the diamond ring have to be a recent thing and I don't think that she goes around everywhere making see the ring to everyone for a pic(she did this to my show saying "he's mine" but whatever)...it's difficoult take a pic of an hand..."
Aren't they both so classy.
Thank you anon for the infor from ino it just makes me laugh.
It's difficoult to make me jappy, mj.
LOL we have new pic's of Lyn Z. In K's blog!!!!
Anonymous said...
LOL we have new pic's of Lyn Z. In K's blog!!!!
December 2, 2007 6:24 PM
Oh, for fudge sake. Please stop.
I'm not trying to insult her but its true. I'm not saying she is trashy or stupid, just that she look's alot like her. THere is no sin there.
WHO IS 'LOVE' IN THIS PS????? IS IT ONE OF YOU.
* sniff, sniff *
Do I smell the faint aroma of .....
..... teenagers?
Good evening by the way Mayo.
Good evening fellow bloggers.
Hello Anons.
Yes, anon, the 'love' in the p.s. is me. But shh, it's a secret.
LW
..... teenagers?
Scare the living shit outta me!!!!!
*sings loudly out of tune*
Or at least 1 anon.
The others are regulars.
Oh and anon, may I also interest you in a bridge?
Love refers to all of us.
Mayo just simply adores us.
RW - they can be can't they. Ah, the passion of youth :)
*hears x-files theme*
Psshhh....conspiracy sshmiracy
Anon @ 6.59pm
* snort *
Oh that's cruel. Now you're going to confuse the ones who don't know what you're talking about!
You tease.
The truth is out there.
*hears x-files theme*
*pours mayo into the ufo*
*phones home*
Anon the love is to the chinese girl on here that Gw writes love poems to.
Its on Mcrumoorconrtol so it must be true.
* sprinkles pumpkin seeds on the floor, just in case *
Hi Anon, this is J.
Can I help you somehow?
J
*grows pumpkin seeds at amazing lightning speed using alien technology*
Can I bring one back to the home planet?
Zoodledorves are rare there!
No, love is ME!!!!!!
*bounces in a fair bit more awake after the gym*
hi y'all! back again
Hello Xanthenon.
I'm Parthenon!! :D
Take any you want , just don't blame me for any cross contamination of species on your home planet.
ooooh
an alien conspiracy...
as long as there is no probing, you hear me!
Mayo is married, so the 'love' is probably his wife.
Hi Everyone!! I just got back, I can't stay long. I need to go check in on J's party.
Hiya Anima,
The party is hotting up so I would get in quick if I were you.
They're half cut already.
I'm nipping back and forth.
Anon@5:57
"What exactly is that all about? If that is not an inside joke or something I don't know what is! Care to share with the rest of the class how you know what his favourite cake is? Sounds like two people that know each other outside these blogs. J is Jamia and SS is Frank. If you people can't see what is under your noses you are blind!"
J is Original Punks J.
It is her birthday.
Not Jamia's.
J was left a gift by a thoughtful blogger friend.
There is nothing insider going on.
If SS was Frank and J was Jamia, don't you think Frank would have Jamia's phone number or PRIVATE email so he wouldn't have to resort to leaving her a message on a PUBLIC blog?
Sorry for the shouting. Just wanted to make sure it got through this time.
Kapunua,
Thanks for the Trisky update. That is good news.
I'm not the probey sort, so that's okay.
The only orifice the people on my planet have is called a xzwinzgard. It's what we use to talk. A 'mouth' if I'm not mistaken. We fornicate with our blinks, and we don't have bowels. :)
Hello Mayo, how are you today? Well I hope.
Hello also to SS, I saw that you were around earlier. I hope you are well. I just wanted to say that the birthday message to J was so thoughtful.
hello everyone, how are you today? I'm probably gonna be lurking tonight cos I'm at the party next door.
There's no need to be mean about it. I don't know why you are all covering up. Is L Lyn-Z?
Wow Xanthenon, the fornication on your planet is very er... gentle
thanks xanthenon, nice to know I'm in no probular danger lol
your species sounds very interesting, mouth would be the correct equivalent. Are you enjoying your visit to our planet?
There's no need to be mean about it. I don't know why you are all covering up. Is L Lyn-Z?
We aren't.
And no.
Mayo dear, I think you should stop in and say hello. What's new, how are things, are you okay? Just wondering.
Hi MissT, GS, Marthajones, Xanthenon, Lolita, LW, Ep-sitting down. :)
Original Punks said...
Hi Anon, this is J.
Can I help you somehow?
J
Could you please answer a couple of questions.
So what is SS's favourite cake? And how do you know?
*makes mental note to keep away from planet hollywood aliens*
Good afternoon Mayo,
How is your day going?
Still grappling with identities and fakers?
Why don't you forget about that all for today and come party up a storm.
Hello to MissT, OP's, GS, Anima, Ergoproxy, Xanthenon, MJ, LH, friends, lurkers and anons.
Catch you later. I have a present to deliver next door for birthday girl J.
Pickled Possum, Hi to you too! (sorry i missed you).
Hello Anon.
Favorite cake? Pound.
How do I know? I just do.
I also know SS IS NOT Frank Iero, so if you're looking for him, you're lost.
Bye!
J
I don't know about gentle!
Your fornication is intrusive! I entered what you call a "bar" last night. Whew. I thought wearing a woman costume would be safe. Turns out, my research analyst was playing a "joke" on me. The men of your species are very interesting, to say the least.
Me, am I a mean girl now?
Ooh, I've never been called mean. Danger, danger, alterego about to erupt.
*Dyes hair red, gets paparazzied driving drunk to OP's, and ends up in rehab...again. Could be late to party now*
Hi PP anima,Gs and anyone else flicking between here and the party.
Hi Anima and PP.
I shall have to depart I'm afraid.
Goodnight to the anons and Xanthenon.
Fellow bloggers I shall say goodnight next door.
Good night Mayo, come next door if you want a laugh.
TTFN
xanthenon - never trust human men, being intrusive is usually the only thing on their minds, especially if they are in a bar.
(though the excessive consumption of liquids from said bar often make intrusion much less possible than they like to think)
Xanthenon - I like you, you make me smile, see you around :)
Goodnight, human!
As we say on Planet Hollywood:
"Zxcla dshskf azxxxed jgjrk!"
or
"There's no wonder, like when the anesthesiologist puts you under!"
Goodnight GS.
I revealed my identity. Oops. :)
Sleep well and prosper!
bye GS
xanthenon - it was just a computer glitch wasn't it?
Mayo, no one has been here for 20 minutes. Seems like everyone is having a good time over at DM. I am off and on tonight so I am missing a lot. Oh well, just thought I'd stop by and say hello.
Well people, it is dead in here tonight.
So, I'd like to offer my condolences and leave this wreath on my way out.
*bows solemnly and backs out*
Just my silly sense of humor.
is anyone here? I'll be around sojust post something.
Mayo,
How's it going? I hope well. Me? I'm pretty good. We're having a birthday party for J. and it's getting completely out of hand. Yay! I'm proud! Fuck, that's the way parties are supposed to be, right?
So what shall we talk about tonight? Do you ever feel like you're watching yourself from outside your own body? Are you ashamed? Do you ever do or say bad things for no reason and later you wonder why? It's like you know you are doing it or saying it and you know it's bad and fucked up, but you do it anyway. I swear I must love the taste of my shoes because I put my foot in my mouth so often. I fucking said that? I fucking did that? Maybe I am just being lazy?? You think? It's almost like it's easier to give people what they think they are going to get than to give them something different and surprise them. It's easier to just participate or throw a fit....But, this also works in reverse...sometimes I say and do good things when I fucking want to cut someone's throat. I could spit nails in their fucking face....but I do it anyway. I fake the smile and the sincerity. So I pose you this question? Which is the real me? The crazy bitch who cusses too much and likes to engage in extra curricular activities from time to time or the lost, little girl who listens to everyone, who loves everyone, who tries so hard to give her best to all??? Hmmmmm....
Do you ever feel like you are more than one person? How do I merge the 2 or 3 me's? How many you's do you have? Do they all get along? Mine don't. Not even a little bit.
Oh well, Just asking...
Hope you can join us for the party. Don't be scared at what you find...it's all in good fun.
May you know exactly who you are today and like it.
Goodnight, my blogger friend. Thanks for listening.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Totally, completely, honestly
*picks up wreath, hangs on door*
^_^
hey there martha.
Hi Martha, TJ and sdock.
So, there's life in the old blog yet.
*sniggers into hands*
hi mj I'm popping in but it seems everyone is away at the party.
I'll call back during the day to say hi to anyone who turns up.
Have you been browsing David Tennant pics?
The BBC Dr Who site has pics from that short episode, it's called Time Crash
hello tj and sd10 how are you? I was checking in on the party
No epI haven't I keep having to change computers. the one Im on right now is slower than the other one so I'm not going checkout pictures on this one.
hi missT out of the closet?
Hiya TJ how's things today?
Hi EP, just working the rooms you know.
hey now, miss t. be nice!
i saw the xmas card over at your blog -- that was sweet. :)
hi again martha, hi ergo. i'm hopping back&forth too, but i'm being quiet in both for the most part, so i'm running silent, running deep.
oh that's a shame MJ well it can be something for you to look forward to when you get yours back!
TJ the submarine...
actually have oyu seen the movie "Silent Running"? it's sci fi and one of my favourites
I am being nice TJ, It's just my black humor.
This place is sooooooooooooooo quiet though.
I'm glad you liked the car TJ, it was for everyone.
LH inspired me with her gift giving one.
yeah, with bruce dern, right?
i saw that one night on tv -- late show sort of thing. pretty much went "wow".
aw, miss t, i know it was your sense of humor. you don't know it, but i was grinning. ^_____^
i couldn't see the birthday card, though. it took too long to load.
:(
Soz about the card TJ. At least J got to see it.
I'll be doing some more at crombo.
TJ, what time is it now in Oz?
it's really weird that you aske that miss t, because i glanced at my clock as the page was loading, right before i saw your comment.
~spooooky~
anyway, it's about 1:30 pm tomorrow afternoon.
Thanks TJ, spooky indeed.
"aske"?
where the hell did that "e" come from?
you're welcome, miss t.
Where is everybody tonight?
hi.It's 1:30 where MCR are as they have daylight savings, only 12:30 by me
I posted a tree and a new poem on my blog if you'd like to look
Ergo, what is your page address?
ooops sorry it's only 1pm where they are in Adelaide, they are a 1/2 hr behind the eastern states.
it's their last aussie consert tonight.
I hope they got to pat a koala!
http://noneventmass.blogspot.com
Hey guys I hate to do this cause the minute I do something will happen. I have to say good night I have to start work earlier than usual so night all
Ergo, I left you and TJ pressies.
Goodnight MJ, sweet dreams.
See you tomorrow. Don't work too hard.
Goodnight Jonesin for Martha. I'll try not to whip any shit up until you return.
night MJ
thank you for the pressies!
good night everyone going to bed!
ergo, i went to your blog, i read, i left comments, i left... other things. ^.^
talk to you later!
night Tj take care.
I am writing you an email so you'll have something to read tomorrow!
Goodnight TJ.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
and miss t! i saw what you did! thank you! gifties! for me! :D
...um, guys?
are you all saying good night to me?
'cuz it's only 7pm here. i haven't gone to bed that early since my mom set my bedtime.
hello hello everyone
Ha TJ, it sounded like you were leaving.
Hi BC, where've you been?
I like oranges
Anon, I like pizza but I'm sure you will have noticed that.
I like Martinis
hello, orange anon. i don't think i've ever been here when you're around. nice to finally run into you. ^.^
i like oranges, too. especially at this time of year.
Hi there Miss T. Thank you for the present you left me at Lolita's. It is really touching and of course I love it! I left a couple for you. I was gone all day. I went to go purchase a new cell phone. How are you?
Aww squeak squeak, I missed you! How are you?
Hi there orange anon.
I like oranges too ^_^
what a shock.
bleeding chaos shows up and so does the anonymous who likes orange's.
maybe the rumors are true.
bleedin chaos is the anonymouses to.
grow up
hey bc. i'm okay. real life has been messing with my blogtime, the stupid thing.
hey, guess what bc? i'm reading buffy. you've talked so much about it, and so when i saw it on the shelf at work last week, i thought "let's give it a go!"
:)
I'm good BC, thanks for the pressies.
What phone did you get?
*sigh*
Does there have to be a Bleeding Chaos bashing tonight? We're celebrating a birthday, for cripes sake.
Yo Jo I like oranges but I don't like dicks. I do like acronyms. Here, allow me to present two to you.
STFU and GTFO. I am not BC. I like oranges but not the spotlight. Thanks.
That's good squeak squeak. Aw so you're reasing Buffy? How are you liking it so far? Miss T, I got a sidekick ID :)
Jo, nope, sorry, Orange Anon and I are not the same person. I prefer apples to be honest.
Mayo, if you really left yourself a penis under my tree, you're a larff!
Mayo, if you really left yourself a penis under my tree, you're a larff!
LOL!!
I don't consider myself to be the spotlight, and I could give a shit. I have problems to worry about right now *sigh*
it's pretty good, bc. i was reading one of the omnibus editions. not bad!
hello, lolita. ^.^
Teeheee! RW, go look! It says "Penis Pokey" From: Mayo
hi hi toujours!
Mayo, I left you a willy warmer for your penis pokey.
hi orange anon
BC
and everyone else, sorry TJ when you said talk to you later I though it meant you were off.
Hi LH.
BC, aren't sidekicks expensive or is that just in the UK?
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