Saturday, November 17, 2007

Best Friend

The brick and mortar embellishment
conceals despair.
I buried it in the backyard,
along with that old rag of a dog,
that I loved and held to my heart.
Passed on and by too fast for
my eyes and hands to grab tight.
And I wonder now, if I had held
just a bit tighter, would I have
a handful of fur rather than dirt
and hurt?






p.s. been body snatching...Mayo is Keyser Söze.

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Martha Smith-Jones said...

No he would marry LiLO

Anonymous said...

He might pull that, I'm a Christian now so I don't believe in anything I used to. Unfortunately, how he's been behaving lately anything can happen.

A Rose for Emily...

Amyranth said...

Kapu - I keep it on file, anytime I feel bad about myself, I dig up that little gem.

resurrected wreck said...

I have a fear that one day we will hear that Gerard has becoming a born-again Christian or something.

He's already Catholic, I can't imagine he'd do that.

I don't think we have anything to worry about, Our Little Princess has everything under control.

Anyway, srsly bed.

-A

Jennicula said...

Martha, I shudder at the thought!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think he was doing ok before Pr and than everything went down hill. He found "Love".

Carrie said...

OMG!!! MJ! A VAMPIRE!! I can hardly wait? And wait, just one more question--the actress who plays Martha (or you, of course, if you prefer) was in the episode when Rose went bye-bye. Was that just a coincidence or do they revisit that? Believe it or not, my family has already been arguing amongst themselves--but that was a parallel world! No it wasn't it was this one! Etc.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight, everyone!

resurrected wreck said...

He's already Catholic, I can't imagine he'd do that.

I doubt he's a practicing Catholic. I was raised Catholic as well, but don't practice it as it's definitely not in line with my personal beliefs.

Jennicula said...

Goodnight Star.

resurrected wreck said...

Night Star! Night A!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Carrie I believe it was Martha's cousin. She lost her cousin around that time. She told the Dr. about it.

Original Punk J said...

RW,

When L went to London in April she and her friend stayed at the hotel that Chez Gerard was attached to! She even ate there. And she also found a restaurant called Little Frankie's, Authentic Italian and American Food or something like that. She got pics of both the signs.

Star,

Yeah, that might qualify as vampire sex! Apparently Frank cut his finger on the fret of his guitar, and wiped the blood on Gerard's face. Then he licked it off. Yum.

J

Jennicula said...

Goodnight Amyranth

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight Star. Well I'm off to bed myself. Night guys.

Original Punk J said...

Night K, see you tomorrow.

J

Carrie said...

Okey doke, the soap opera cousin angle. They must have liked the actress. :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

night amy

Jennicula said...

Nighty night Martha.

Carrie said...

Goodnight, everyone who is leaving, I'm just too dang lazy to scroll back through the comments. (But I still love you all)

Original Punk J said...

And night Amyranth, too.

And Star. See you tomorrow!

J

resurrected wreck said...

RW,

When L went to London in April she and her friend stayed at the hotel that Chez Gerard was attached to! She even ate there. And she also found a restaurant called Little Frankie's, Authentic Italian and American Food or something like that. She got pics of both the signs.


^ ^
0_0

I can't believe we missed Little Frankie's!

Carrie said...

And actually, goodnight to everyone from me. I just noticed the time. You guys are turning me into a vampire!!

resurrected wreck said...

'Night MJ!

resurrected wreck said...

'Night to you, Carrie :)

I'm going to shower. Got to wash a day of traveling off me. Will return shortly...

Original Punk J said...

Night Carrie and MJ, and John-Boy and Mary Ellen and...

Oh wait. Wrong show.

Actually I'm off for the night, too. Gonna post a note to SS, hopefully he'll see it and maybe let us know how he's doing.

Until tomorrow, folks.

Its all about the love!
J

Anonymous said...

I'm going to bed too. It's been a really interesting and stimulating conversation. I've had a great time and hope to do it again sometime soon.

Goodnight to you all....


A Rose for Emily...

Original Punk J said...

Dear SS, our Ragdolly Riddler,

We missed you tonight; I think you would've liked talking about vampires and horror movies. Hell, this place sometimes makes me think it's a horror movie about vampires in itself.

I mean, we're up all night and do a lot of screaming. You know?

Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, I hope you are all right. We're all getting concerned because we haven't heard from you in a week now. Please, if you read this, contact us, let us know something.

And if anyone who reads this knows anything about SS, would you let us know too? Thanks awfully much.

SS, maybe it won't be too much longer until you write, or come back. If you're not able to write, we understand. Just hope it's nothing serious.

Take care of yourself! I love you, baby.

J

resurrected wreck said...

Back from the shower, but dead tired. I'm going to call it a night, I think. To those of you still on, have a pleasant night :)

sister midnite said...

Welcome back, RW!!! How was your trip? :D

I'm off to bed in a minute, but thought I'd pop in & see what y'all were talking about before I went to bed.

I don't mind Anne Rice, actually.
Then again, I bought the Vampire Chronicles as they came out, so...
I actually liked Blackwood Farm and Merrick. I wasn't a big fan of any of the VC's after Body Thief. They were too romantic.

My taste in novels is pretty much like my taste in music; all over the place. The only stuff I refuse to read is romance & westerns. Everything else, I'll at least try it.

Unless it has romance. Sex, okay, but no sappy romance allowed. >.<

Which is why I don't actually like Bram Stoker's Dracula all that much. It has terrific imagery, but it's too heavy on the 'my love, my love' stuff for me. And I want to slap the Lucy character so she'd STFU.

((Amyramth, who were your referring to as the "Little Princess"? I need to know if I'm gonna puke or not.))

Good night, all!

- Sis Midnite

Anonymous said...

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't excist

And then....*poof*....He's gone...


Mayo is Keyser Söze? Yeah....you wish...

toujours said...

mayo,
honest. i swear i'm not coming by in the middle of the night on purpose! but i can't help but pop in on my way off the internet, and when it's quiet like this, it just seems inevitable that i find myself sitting down on the couch for a bit, and rambling at your portrait there on the wall.

or is it a self-portrait? i can never tell, as it's hanging in the shadows there, but it's enough to give me something to talk to.

you know, it's really neat that you've started showing up as yourself in the comments. it's a bit awkward at the moment, though, isn't it? all the conversation goes "ert!" and suddenly it's a press conference with mayo. ^.^

that'll pass, i'm sure, and the more you come and play with us, the easier it will be to just scoop you up and carry you along with the flow of whatever topic has caught our fancy. after all, there's no reason for you to hide behind the curtains on your own blog, save that you want to.

oh, and i didn't get that job. they were looking at me like i had two heads from the moment i walked in the door. *sigh* and i tried so hard to dress normal, too. better luck next time, i suppose. i hope.

have a good day, mayo. hope you're enjoying yourself, quietly or boisterously, wherever it is you might be.

good night!

Anonymous said...

Keyser Söze = The Unusual Suspects.
One of my favourite films, Mayo.

Was the reference just in p.s. passing or should we be taking it as a hint? Because if so, a lot of things may be becoming clear. Especially the way The PLOT for The Unusual Suspects unfolds and ends.

Interesting, Mayo. You have definitely captivated my curious nature with this one.

Verbal (Kevin Spacey‘s) kissing his fingertips: "And like that, he's gone."

Love that ending.

TS.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Hola! Como esta? Relax, my amigo. I don't speak Spanish (at least I don't think any of my personalities do...) Me? Just psyhching myself up for what is bound to be a messed up motherfucker manic monday. I would not expect anything less, not on Monday anyway. I shall dub today "Maybe I'll give a fuck, Maybe not Monday". Do you like that one? Yeah, I thought that was pretty clever. I can't help it just have to throw the F bomb in there.

Well, my boss is feeling the need to kick major ass today. How do I know this? Because she called to warn me last night. What can I say? I am her favorite and she knows she couldn't run that fucker without me, so I get the heads up. Soooooo, that means not much blogger bloggy while I am at work. Try not to miss me too much. Pisses me off really. Like I can't multitask or something...

Another thing, Comments are filling up again, so I may or may not get to comment in here when I get home. If I can't, you know where to hit me up...

Here's to you. May your Monday go mighty mighty fine for you. Maybe you will give a fuck or maybe you won't....

Feel me?

Love to You Always,
S

p.s. Can I be Beatrix Kiddo today? Sweeeeeeeeeet!

Pickled Possum said...

*happy sigh*
No one looking over my shoulder this time. This place has become my little secret and trying to keep it that way.

Anonymous said...

Mayo, hello dear one, how are we today?
And everyone who's actually on here! how are you?

Pickled Possum said...

The Riddler,

Well, who does have pink hair?
Do we know you? Don't leave it hanging there.

SM,

Of course.
*Slaps head with a wet fish*
PP not seeing the wood for the trees.
Keyser Soze =Amelia, SSmayoamyranththingamebob etc...
Although a rather appropriate choice by mayo, considering.

Anonymous said...

what?

Pickled Possum said...

It's 2:12am here and I see the most recent topic is horror and vampires. Fantastic.

*going to bed later with pillow wrapped around neck*

Pickled Possum said...

Hi cupcake

I was just going back and commenting on some of the earlier things.

JocelynHolly said...

GOOOOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
How are we today?

Hmmm? Mayo, what's the deal with your P.S.? People are getting confused, me included=]

Pickled Possum said...

*hug*
Got you first PH.
Good morning.

JocelynHolly said...

Good morning PP!! *HUG*

Rawr. =]

I can't stay. This little one must skip off to school soon!

*HUG* again!

Anonymous said...

Hi PP, I'm a bit slow today....
Hi everyone else! *hugs*

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Cupcake!
*HUG*

Okay, I shall go on my merry ways to school now. Talk to you all later hopefully!


All my love to you both!! *HUG*

-007

Pickled Possum said...

Have a good one PH.

I know what you mean CC. Loading this page is getting as slow as the video release of Mama.

Anonymous said...

Oh paperheart, you're such a doll! have fun at school! don't do anything I wouldn't do... which translates as go for it!

Anonymous said...

Oh snap! PP you've done it again!

Pickled Possum said...

Our comic timing is off, to say the least, when mayo's blog starts bulging at the seams.

Anonymous said...

Yes it's crowded in here... it makes my head feel like Amy Winehouse has been living in it with Pete Dougherty... Oh Snap!

Pickled Possum said...

Just be thankful Britney's not in there as well. She comes with a pole these days.

*checks doors are closed and locked at 2:58am - A safe but not stupid country. Grabs very long string of garlic and drapes around neck*

Catch you later CC. Sleep calls.
Have a good one today/night.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight.... *cries* I'm all alone... ahh well.
Sleep tight!

Anonymous said...

Mwahahahahaha!
I vant to suck your blood.
(in a truely appalling transylvanian accent)

*pp runs off giggling after scaring CC on her own*

resurrected wreck said...

Was contemplating this blog on the plane last night. I wonder if Mayo is really aware just how much of an incredible world has evolved here. I wonder if Gerard, for that matter, even realizes the extent to which he and the band have contributed to the many & varied lifelines that have spung up around them. I wonder, when he was sitting in that basement room of his nursing the kernel of the idea of the band, if he could ever have guessed at how much life would spring up around it.

Makes your head spin when you think about it.

Anonymous said...

"We never wanted it to be this way. For all our lives."


I'd say he probably had no idea.

It really is an idea bigger than them and all of us really.

Strange to say the least.

Vivienne said...

Who could've known... even I didn't see any of this coming... not from the start.

resurrected wreck said...

This band really is much bigger than the sum of its parts.

resurrected wreck said...

And now, I'm heading out. Enjoy your day, everyone :)

Vivienne said...

Goodbye RW
xoxo

Vivienne said...

Lonely... I'm still lonely... I have nobody, for my own, oh I'm so lonely...

Vivienne said...

I have a new 'friend'. I have three partners now, it's like I'm picking a quality in each of them that i like and trying to build one perfect person.
But no one is perfect.
I suppose my reputation is that of a girl who has no wish to settle down.
But oh, I do... I really do.
I only want one person, just one, forever...
I currently live like a swinger, I don't sleep, I can barely eat and some thing's got to give....
I'd like a house in the woods... or near a woods. I'd like someone to make dinner with every night, and read books to each other and....
I want forever, who doesn't?
I don't need money I've realized, I don't want it. It's emotional security I'd like.
I always wanted to front a band, but for longer than that i wanted a little family to take care of...
i guess I have an odd way of going about things.
Perhaps i seem to unconventional for marriage.
In my hometown they call me the Marilyn Monroe of punk girls.
I smile because I always loved Marilyn. It's an honor to be told I resemble her.
But I cry because it's a curse too.
They think I'll end up like her.
Paranoid, I almost believe they're right.
How could they be wrong, it would fit me so well.
Damn I'm getting paranoid, where's the xanax? I seem to have misplaced it.

Anonymous said...

resurrected wreck said...

This band really is much bigger than the sum of its parts.


Was.

Good morning, everyone. Pleasant Monday. ^_^

Vivienne said...

Good morning! finally, I am no longer alone!

Anonymous said...

Good morning everyone!

Yesterday for a change was a good day.

So! What's up in Mayonaise today?

Vivienne said...

Don't ask me! lol

Anonymous said...

Keyser Söze = The Unusual Suspects.
One of my favourite films, Mayo


Don't you mean The USUAL Suspects? Favorite movie but don't know the name. odd.

Anonymous said...

I have housework today, Kung Fu later. Today is my last full day to get everything cleaned up and ready for thursday when people will be *gasp!* allowed inside my home. Wednesday I'm going to try to cook or bake something to take to Mom and Dad's on Thursday.

I like housework, actually. In a weird way it makes me feel peaceful.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Keyser Söze = The Unusual Suspects.
One of my favourite films, Mayo


Don't you mean The USUAL Suspects? Favorite movie but don't know the name. odd.


LOL! Nice catch, I didn't see that. Yeah, for real.

Now, no more talk of that movie! It's already been spoiled, but maybe a few people here skimmed over those entries without reading them. Let it lie. >_>

Vivienne said...

At last..... my profile is complete!
No one gives a tiny rats ass, but I uploaded a piccie of me, so you can see what cupcake looks like!

Anonymous said...

Sdock should be on soon. Sdock, you around, m'dear?

Anonymous said...

keyser soze? The Untouchables right? hhhmmmm?

Anonymous said...

Oops. I meant Usual Suspects...both were film studies movies from college=D Great Movie

Vivienne said...

I miss Sdock...

Anonymous said...

Kapunua, I did house work yesterday...now its back to work.

This Thanksgiving...cherish your mother and father...and i wish you the happiest one ever.

Vivienne said...

Hi pj, Have I ever said that? if not, my apologies!

Anonymous said...

Really i wish that for everyone on here....even if it is not Thanksgiving where you live, give some time to family.

Anonymous said...

Hi cupcake....welcome back!

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for you guys. This person has you all thinking that Gerard Way posts poems to you.... a sad bunch of psycho dramatic, overweight 30 somethings and that he fell in love with all of you and "needs" you. When he is fucking the hottest women in rock right now, why do you think he would give a toss about a bunch of sad people like you?

Gerard Way doesn't give a fuck what any of you think. He has money, fame, sex and some times booze still.

He will never read your words no matter how hard you try.

"Mayo" or who ever you are, you need to stop stringing these women along, it's cruel.

Vivienne said...

Anon how fucking dare you, I suggest you back the fuck off, before I shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be choking on my Prada heels.
The women on here are beautiful strong individuals, and you have NO RIGHT to be judging anyone.

Vivienne said...

And hello pj, darling!

Anonymous said...

Anon..after this i will forget you and not give in and reply to any post you might post.

I for one do not care what you think.... and i for one do not give a flying shit..if this blog belongs to Gerard...you are a just a shit starter and not worth any of my time.

So move on little girl...this is where grown up talk....may i recommend Buzznet.....you should fit in well over there.

Anonymous said...

Thank you cupcake....teach some kid to mess with us.

Kids got to love them!

Anonymous said...

You all truly believe that Gerard Way would give a fuck about you. He is one of the most successful men in music today. He just got married. He's on tour with his wife who fucks him nightly so why do you think he would even give you the time of fucking day???

Why, because you look like Marylin Monroe? Or because you want to "giv him your heart because your so lost"... You tried to kill yourself.... you were in a mental hospital.....you have a big sword... you tell him jokes...? Your some kind of "Princess"...???

HE WOULD NOT CARE EVEN IF HE KNEW ABOUT THIS. HE WOULD LAUGH AT YOU. You're all being pathetic.

Gerard Way is selfish but he is happy. His wife is fucking hot and not a pathetic 30 something.

Yes he still drinks and he has problems. Yes he is fucking Frank over. Yes he is selfish. But you are all so wrong about all of this.

I feel sorry for you. All.

Anonymous said...

This person has you all thinking that Gerard Way posts poems to you....

Actually we've all already proved it's not him. So while I appreciate your concern, move on.

Anonymous said...

Yes he is fucking Frank over.

Man, you had me until "over." ^_~

Anonymous said...

Now! back to what....O'Yea!
Thanksgiving or was it Gerard....No! I think it was Thanksgiving.

Carry on!

Anonymous said...

Because money, fame, sex and booze =happiness.

Either you are very young or very naive.

Vivienne said...

Anon, i feel sorry for you, you're so pathetic you spend your time hurling abuse at people you don't even know.
Now BACK THE FUCK OFF, my name may be cupcake, but I'm filled with poison, which at this point I would gladly let you choke on.
WE have fun here, it's not about Mayo, it's about eachother, we're family, they're family to me, you DO NOT fuck with my family.
Now shoo little one, back to whatever playground you came from.

Kassiopeia said...

Hello people!

Hello Anon!

Why so angry? Did you have a bad day? If your feeling a little low today you'll find we're all wonderful sympathetic people...

Kass xx

anima said...

Anon, do you need a hug?

Anonymous said...

Wow, well I see you guys heard from Lyn-Z last night.

And I wasn't around to ask her any really hard questions.

Like, what's your name? Or, how old are you?

Fuck.

Maybe next time.

Lynz, come on back when you regain consciousness and we'll have some girl talk. Promise.

Love ya! (yeah, right)

J

Anonymous said...

Cupcake you think you're so tough.

Kapuna you think you're so smart.

But you are still here talking to this faker thinking it is going do some how affect Gerard Way who DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK.

Vivienne said...

Aww Kass79, hi there! You're so much nicer than me!

I have PMS! lol

Anonymous said...

Pathetic!
1 : having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity
2 : marked by sorrow or melancholy : sad
3 : pitifully inferior or inadequate.
4 : absurd, laughable

Yep!!!! You got it right Anon...you are pathetic!

And i am laughing!!!!!

Vivienne said...

Anon, ok, so I've been a bit of a bitch, ya know why? because you're waltzing in here (without the courage to name yourself, might I add), and assuming a hell of a lot!
You can't do that!
Well you can, but it makes you look like the pathetic dumbass, which I'm sure you're not...

anima said...

Awww, you do need a hug. *hugs*

Vivienne said...

Aww anima, you're being nice too!

*feels like a bitch*
......
*realizes she is a bitch!* lol

How are you?

Anonymous said...

Have to go to work now...lunch is over.

I will be back later....i leave it to you lady's to open a can of whoop ass.


Mayo...maybe you can pass the can opener.
Hugs
pj

Vivienne said...

bye bye pj! xx

anima said...

Hi PJ, hi Cupcake!

I'm good. Excited for the short work week!

Anonymous said...

He's on tour with his wife who fucks him nightly so why do you think he would even give you the time of fucking day???


Yes he still drinks and he has problems. Yes he is fucking Frank over. Yes he is selfish. But you are all so wrong about all of this.


We seem to have a true insider here.

Maybe Big Worm.HA HA

anima said...

Anon, where did you go? Anything else you want to say?

sister midnite said...

Hi, everyone.

I'm at work, and it's going to be a busy-ass day, so I probably won't be here much.

But this, I just can't leave alone.

Anon @ 4:10 said:
I feel sorry for you guys. This person has you all thinking that Gerard Way posts poems to you.... a sad bunch of psycho dramatic, overweight 30 somethings and that he fell in love with all of you and "needs" you.

Umm, excuse me??? I don't recall anyone saying that we thought this was Gerard Way.

"Psycho-dramatic, over-weight 30-somethings?"

Don't judge what you can't see, prick. I'd rather be psycho-dramatic than a fucking ASSHOLE like you.

When he is fucking the hottest women in rock right now,

Suuuuure he is. You just keep on telling yourself that. The last I checked, he's married.

And just for the record, do you honestly think we give a damn who he is or isn't bumpin' uglies with? Please. If you have nothing better to do, you could always take a long walk off a short bridge. I doubt that anyone would miss you.

why do you think he would give a toss about a bunch of sad people like you?

Why do *you* think we care?

Gerard Way doesn't give a fuck what any of you think. He has money, fame, sex and some times booze still.

Thanks for the info, O Great Journalistic One.

All we're doing is talking to fellow Bloggers. I'm not sure where you've been getting your info, but you need to learn to read. If you were even semi-literate, you'd know that.

Anonymous said...


Kapuna you think you're so smart.


And?

Anonymous said...

My apologies to Big Worm by the way.

Vivienne said...

Woot woot!
I have no work week... as usual! don't you just hate me? lol

sdock10 said...

Sdock10 from work and not supposed to be blogging says:

Who the fuck is Gerard?

Hi Everyone!

Hi Cupcake! I miss you too!

Hi Fearless Sword...This is your faithful Heart!

Love you guys!

Maybe give a fuck, maybe not Monday

Vivienne said...

Oh sis M, have I mentioned how much I love your ass kicking abilities!
And Kapunua you are smart, even a dumbass like me can tell!

Vivienne said...

Aww Sdock misses me... XD

Kassiopeia said...

Hi again Anon!

I'm not a psycho-dramatic overweight 30-something. I'm a reasonably attractive, perfectly weighted, 6'1", bored 20-something call centre worker. And Gerard is WAY too short for me!

Plus, we're not really taking to 'the faker', mostly we just talk crap with each other.

Take a deep breathe and just squeeze out all that tension and unresolved anger....

Love Ya!

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

I am the person who tried to tell you that Frank Iero was an alcoholic or that he still drank alot at least. Your prescious SS came in and said no but..... did you notice Frank at the EMA THE VERY NEXT DAY! HE WAS DRUNK. If that doesn't proove to you that this is all a hoax then nothing will.

Continue your sad pathetic attempt at getting gerard Way's attention through a blog he dosen't even know about.

Vivienne said...

Go Kass!

Well Anon, I'm a young lady, I've had good grades, modeling jobs and a tough but so far fruifull life....
Pathetic? hardly.

I'm here for these witty women, and Mayo, whoever he is, whether or not he gives a fuck, why? you ask?
Because I'm really a sweetie. Whoever he/she is, I'm cool with that, I'm not here as some psychotic fan.

Kassiopeia said...

So Frank's left the tour because he succumbed to alcohol poisoning and they threw his lifeless body into the Tyne after the Newcastle show? It, like, suddenly makes complete sense!

Vivienne said...

Oh Anon, someone is trying to be all important!... who could it be? oh that's right! it's you!

anima said...

Anon, being drunk every once in a while and being an alcoholic are two very different things.

Kassiopeia said...

Hi Cupcake!,

I'm not sure if my life qualifies as 'fruitful', but I did eat a whole lime to win a fiver on Saturday night. Mmmm....zesty!

Anonymous said...

Oops, my mistake. I thought it was last night tbat our new Anonymous was visiting. It's today. Oh joy!

Hi to everyone else! Just popped in to see what was up. And there she was.

Lynz! How wonderful for you to join us!

Do you really think you're the "hottest WOMEN in rock and roll today"? How many people live in your head? Are they all hot? Or are some not so good?

Besides, I thought you liked girls. Must be agony to let a man touch you all the time. Still, the things one does for fame. Cause from what I hear, it's surely not your musical talent that got you where you are.

We never thought this was Gerard Way. Are you kidding? This Mayo guy is actually all of us. We take turns posting cryptic messages, and the others pretend to "solve" the mystery. This is a gaming blog, you freak.

Now go away. You've interrupted Cupcake's turn.

J

anima said...

BTW, anon, you also called Ray an alcoholic. SS didn't say "no," he/she said "bullshit."

Vivienne said...
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Vivienne said...

Teehee Kass, you're a scream!

And I agree anima.

Vivienne said...

Oh J, I adore ya! XD

Anonymous said...

Back atcha, Cupcake. :)

Now go back and be Mayo so we can have some fun, ok?

Actually, I can't stay right now, but one or both of us will be back later. Take care!

Lynz, have a scrumptious day. And you know, if I were Frank Iero, I'd be drunk a lot right now too. Look what he's got to put up with. In fact, that's why I have to go, I'm meeting Frank at the bar down from my apartment, we're gonna swill beer and shoot pool, and then have hot monkey sex on the pool table. Yeeeeeeeeeeah, I'm lookin' forward to THAT.

Later chicklets!

J

Kassiopeia said...

Hi J,

I wish I could have got close enough on Thursday to check out 'hottest woman in rock', 'cos Lyn-Z jumped into the crowd at one point.

She did do a trademark back bend at the end, but then I can cross my legs behind my head. Your move Anon....

Kass xx

Vivienne said...

Oh Kass! I can do that too! we share a talent! how cool! lol

Anonymous said...

Kapunua,

Why don’t you shut the fuck up. People can talk about what they want on here. Who the hell made you the goddamn moderator of what should or should not be discussed on Mayo’s blog?

You can be such an asshole to people on here. The person you helped crucify was at least welcoming to newbies and anons.

It must be rough to be over 30 - so bitter and hateful.

Kassiopeia said...

Cupcake,

it was lovely to (finally) meet you!

Now I have to go to the gym because every time I spend a weekend down in London I eat my bodyweight in Krispy Kremes and I'm one bloated SO(a)B.

Toodle-pip!

Kass xx

Vivienne said...

Lovely to meet you too Kass!
Take care!
xoxo

Anonymous said...

no shit anonymous
shes like a rabid pitbull
she would agrue with a sign post
always lookin for a fight
and always thinking she's right
same with that sock person

Anonymous said...

Who am I crucifying again? I've crucified so many, it's hard to keep track anymore. I've got a regular old Calvary up in here.

Calvary...

Calvary...

Calvary...

Quick, it's a riddle! ;D

Anonymous said...

Oh, hi Sdock! How are you, Heart? Work treating you fairly? Tomorrow I'll be the one frantically messaging you. "Is anything happening?!"

Like crack, I swear.

Vivienne said...

ooo the anons are feisty tonight!

Vivienne said...

Allo again Kapunua!

sister midnite said...

OP's, I don't think our Anon can be Lyn-Z. Lyn-Z isn't smart enough to use big words like 'alcoholic'.

And to the Anon making the feeble attempt to tell Kapunua off,

ADULTS TALKING HERE, little one.
If you don't like what people here say, go back to INO. Or find your heroine's blog, and talk to her there.

If you want to stay & play, then you'll have to accept people for who they are. Not everyone is full of hearts & flowers.

How can these people expect their comments to be hurtful when they're not even brave enough to pick a username?

- Sis Midnite

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 5;37 almost had a little rhyme-y poem going.

I was getting into the cadence of it.

Oh, there was meaning in it?

Nah. I commend people for being head-strong, people like Kapunua. You're probably barking up the wrong tree buddy :)

Vivienne said...

I agree sis M, how can they expect their words to mean jack shit?

Anonymous said...

And you OPs you should be ashamed of yourselves.... fantasizing about fucking Frank iero.... at your age.

Old used up fangirls. All of you.... ALL of you......

Not heroines.

Saving no-one

Anonymous said...

Save for one, dear anon. I can't speak for anyone else.


I do have a fascination with Ray Toro's lightening fast finger skills though.



Cheer up! It's almost Turkey day and everyone can use some turkey.

Anonymous said...

When he is fucking the hottest women in rock right now

Shouldn't that be the hottest WOMAN in rock? If he's fucking the hottest women then the man has some explaining to do - to his current wife that is.

I disagree, btw. I've seen hotter and definitely more talented. Unless you measure talent by back bends? At any rate, I’m not that impressed what I've viewed live.

You have your opinion. I have mine.

Good day.

Vivienne said...

Anon you should be ashamed of yourself!

OP's have spirit and spunk and are more alive than you could hope to be.

One question, what the hell happened to make you such a mean, vindictive bitch?

Anonymous said...

Probably the most truthful thing ever posted here:

We never thought this was Gerard Way. Are you kidding? This Mayo guy is actually all of us. We take turns posting cryptic messages, and the others pretend to "solve" the mystery. This is a gaming blog, you freak.

sister midnite said...

Gee Anon, I'm sure Frank Iero would rather fuck teenies like you.

Oh, that's right. You know so much about him, you must be a close personal friend of his. Why don't you go ask him?

Unless you have something interesting to say, shut your piehole, kid. You just wish it was YOU Gerard Way was married to.

Anonymous said...

My question is, who the fuck would have known about Lyn-Z before this shit?


That's right, no one, aside from "die-hard" MSI fans.

Proclaiming she's the "hottest woman in rock" would kind of defeat the purpose of your intent here, would it not?

Vivienne said...

Indeed anon, that naughty entry? that was me, I write erotica in my spare time! lol

Anonymous said...

What does it matter if anons give ourself names or not.

None of you is who you pretend to be any way. Warriors or angles or.... whatever. You are just a bunch of bored working class old used up girls. EX girls but not woman yet because your minds are too immature. Jilling off to Gerard Way and living in a fantasy world.

You are all sad, sad, sad..... But I admit it is interesting that you all ended up on this one blog. That might never get figured out why but..... the fact remains you are not who you all pretend you are so what does it matter if anons have a name or not.

Anonymous said...

Anon@ 5:51, I like your style. So you've seen them live? Im' sorry to hear that. I never have, thankfully.

Hiya Cupcake, Mustard, Kass and Sis Midnight! ^_^

Anonymous said...

You just made a complete circle and I still haven't the faintest clue what you're rattling on about.

What's your problem with us?

Do we harm your mind, get in there and fuck stuff up?

No?

Then the deal is...?

Anonymous said...

Hello Kapunua!


Happy Freakin' Monday to ya.

sister midnite said...

You call us sad, but you have to hide behind the name 'anonymous' to try & call us out.

Don't you have school right now?

And if we're so sad, why are you here?

Vivienne said...

I am who I am bitch, you don't know shit. And I'm under 25 for your information.
I am not a fangirl, or a groupie wannabe, fuck, I haven't even seen MCR in concert.
You have no business making these assumptions.

Anonymous said...

I'm just here for the beer and the rants of Sdock's twisted mind.

Anonymous said...

Why am I here?
I needed a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

If Sdock is a sock, I hope she gets to be a slippersock. I love those! The nice, cozy floofy kind that you wear when it's cold and you don't have to work the next day. ^_^

Anonymous said...

None of you is who you pretend to be any way. Warriors or angles or....

You're an angle. Obtuse.

EL Oh El @ ME!

"Tell me I'm an angle, take this to my grave!"

Anonymous said...

Or the non-slip kinds.

You know, the ones you can't reinact the hallway scene from Risky Business in?

I tried.

And consequently failed.

Vivienne said...

KAPUNUA SAID:

None of you is who you pretend to be any way. Warriors or angles or....

You're an angle. Obtuse.

EL Oh El @ ME!

"Tell me I'm an angle, take this to my grave!"



- Oh Burn! yesssss

Anonymous said...

And lest i forget...


I'm going to post this each day until SS updates his profile. SS, if and when you return, you do not need to acknowledge me. If you update, I know you will have read this and made a choice. Either way is cool. It's probably not that important.

I'm going out on my own limb here, maybe I'm being stupid and naive, but then maybe not so I have to try this. I'm going to assume that SS and Mayo are not the same person, and that SS was up front with me when I asked him/her to be. That felt right so I'm going with it.

SS, there's a question you've been asking on here since you first started posting. Maybe by now you've even forgotten what the question was. Either way, I have your answer. If what I've gleaned over the months is correct, then I think that this answer might solve a problem for you. Maybe even a few of them. I'm not saying that the answer itself is wrong--it isn't; I know it for sure. But its usefulness to you is the only thing in question. If I'm right about a few circumstances, then what I can tell you for sure might help you out a lot. It might also just blow this whole goddamn thing wide open. Remember you hinted at that once?

That's why I'd like to tell this to you and only you to begin with. Because it's your life and your people it would affect. It might also answer a curiosity expressed by my friends here, and if that's the case, then after I told it to you, I would absolutely tell it to everyone if that's all right. But it's for you first.

SS, if you think you know where I might be going with this and you still want the answer to your question, my email is Kapunua at yahoo dot com. You can set up a temporary, fake email. If you want to email me, you can change your profile to say, like, "I emailed you" or something.

If not, that's fine, too. No pressure. I'm not trying to call you out. I don't care who you are. I won't ask you who you are; I won't even go there. It's just that I think maybe it might be important for you to know this thing. I could so easily be way off the mark--it goddamn sure wouldn't be the first time. It could just as easily be a piss-hole in the snow. But I have no way of knowing if it's important or not, so I figured I had to try.

Real life is more important than our little BlogBelieve soap opera game, and this is just one answer to one of your questions. Entirely up to you. ^_^

Mayo, this offer is open to you, too. You asked the same question once as well.

anima said...

"None of you is"

That's my favorite.

sister midnite said...

You needed a good laugh.
Have you thought of looking on INO? That should make you HOWL with hilarity.

And just FYI, sweetness - who's pretending? What you see is what you get.

Now c'mon over here and give me a great big kiss.

anima said...

BTW, I am an acute angle. Awwww.

Vivienne said...

Oh Kap, I feel all clueless now! (nothing new! lol)

Well i must go to bed, amusing as it has been, the sun is rising here in Australia, and due to insomnia, I haven't slept in 48 hours!

I might give it a go now if the bloody birds would shut up!

Love to you all, including the dickweed anon who insists on acting like a little bitch.
xoxoxo

anima said...

Bye Cupcake. Sweet dreams!

Anonymous said...

night, bitch

Vivienne said...

Goodnight anima, goodnight fuckface, oops, I mean anon.

Actually, scratch that, I hate to be stooping to your level, so I wish you pleasant night.

Anonymous said...

cupcake said...
I am who I am bitch, you don't know shit.


you didn't have to stoop very low now did you?

Original Punk J said...

Bolded Anon and recent ugly Anon,

Please read closely because I am only going to write this once.

You may say what you want, you may attack all you want, and you may ramble on like an ignorant, heinous cretin.

I am unsure what either your diagnosed or undiagnosed psychosis is, but you apparently do not have a handle on it at this point.

I suggest you seek help for whatever has caused you to assault a group of people who to my knowledge, has never personally caused you any physical or emotional harm.

If someone has, please let us know so we can address that.

We have dealt with your sad, pitiful types before, and it has not affected us yet. Please do not delude yourself into thinking we would really listen to you.

As of now, you do not exist, at least to me. See, ignoring somehow makes bullies and idiots go away.

I assume you fit into at least one if not both of those catagories.

My lovely, intelligent, articulate fellow posters, pay them no mind. This is what they want.

So, bolded anon and ugly anon:

I am done with you.

L.

sdock10 said...

Anonymous said...
I'm just here for the beer and the rants of Sdock's twisted mind.





OOOOOOOOH SNAP!

I have a twisted mind. That is so hot. But can I drink liquor instead of beer. I hate beer. But I would be glad to rant for you, my love. Which personality would you like to hear rant first? You choose!

I am Beatrix Kiddo today!!

Pretty Purple Unicorn!!! Where are you my favorite horned horsey like creature?

I should be on medication, really I should...for myself and the protection of others!

Anonymous said...

ADULTS TALKING HERE, little one.


Adults? Are you serious? Laughable. Arguing over Mayo’s secret blog and was on the "in" and who was left out.

Reads like a bunch of children on the playground to me.

Vivienne said...

Anon, I admit I haven't been in the sweetest of moods, but it was you who came in here hurling abuse, did you think we would take it lying down?
I don't take kindly to strangers talking shit about people who have treated me very well.
So my apologies for the coarse language, but i stand by the fact you were asking for it.
If you are truly offended, then I'm sorry for that too, but if I'm just a bitch, then surely my words are worthless too?

Anonymous said...

original punks should change your name to original rambler.

Anonymous said...

The demure, innocent one first.

Anonymous said...

The demure, innocent one first.

Anonymous said...

My fellow anonymous, you are so right. Since there is no intelligent life-form here let's leave.

Anonymous said...

A persona so nice, I posted it twice.

Vivienne said...

Yes, please do take your razor sharp wit somewhere else...

Original Punk J said...

Cupcake, darling,

Ignore them. They know not what they write.

Sweet dreams, we will talk to you later.

Love,
L.

sdock10 said...

oh, Shall I talk about how lost and scared I am? And how I have no one to love me and I can't even love myself? And how I belive in the goodness of all people? And how I hold faith in my heart above all else?

Is that the kind of stuff you like?

Fuck yeah you do!

Vivienne said...

My parting words:

I have never sworn so much in one day, the reason? I am tired, I am sick, and I am pissed.
I try to be a nice person, today i feel I failed in the sweet department, but I still feel pretty damn good.
Why?
Because I didn't let some abusive anons walk allover me.
I don't take that kind of treatment anymore.

Love to you all, whatever your deal is. XX

Anonymous said...

All I really want you all to do is ask yourself WHY you think some one like Gerard Way would care about any of you. Care enough to write to you. He is rich, famous, sucessful. So is his new fucking beautiful wife. you are all so desparate in your lives, this is why you believe he might care about you. Think about it.

Anonymous said...

Not very convincing, Sdock.

sdock10 said...

Anon@6:36

Ask yourself this question, why the fuck does it bother you so much any fucking way?

Go save a kitten in a tree...go build houses in Louisiana...go buy a hit of crack for a crackhead...teach someone to read...You see there is so much more useful ways to spend your time than arguing with us dillusional crazies!


Other anon,

I think I lost my innocence a long time ago. I'm not sure I lost it so much as it got left somewheres. Probably on one of those back Georgia dirt roads, next to the rivrer at night. You feel me?

sister midnite said...

Bye, Anons. Nice knowing you... well, not really, but hey.

So what's the topic for today?
We've done irrational fears, reveals, books & movies, music...

Anyone have any ideas?
(G'nite, Cupcake!)

sdock10 said...

Damnit, I sound drunk again...

RIVER AT NIGHT!

fuck, I am supposed to be working!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon why does it bother you so much that we are here. We are not hurting anyone. But you seem to thing that it is your mission in life to come in here and tell us that some singer doesn't care about us. NO one here gives two shits whether or not he cares we are here to voice our opinion and if you don't like it you can go elsewhere.

sdock10 said...

Do we want to get pervy in here again and reveal our biggest girl crush?

Yummm

How about Catherine Zeta Jones or Milla Jovovich...

FUCK YEAHHHHH!

Anonymous said...

I understand why you all come here.

Gerard Way just got married to some one young beautiful and more sucessful than any of you will ever be. He glows with happyness. They make love constantly, leaving marks of love all over each other. Any one can see it.

You all.... have never had that. And never will. You all talk of intimicy issues and such. THese are not your issues of damage. It is that if you can ever get a man to touch you again it will be meaningless fucking.... so different frm what Gerard and his wife has.

You want to beleive he is hurting, that he needs you.

but think if some one, the beautiful people, would really have any use for you. Boring lives. No success. Old horses put out to pasture.

This is not Gerard Way. He is too busy for you. So you pretend.

And that is all.

sdock10 said...

So does that mean I am not demure or innocent or a rambling twisted drunk or a lost little girl...or


Beatrix Kiddo?

Well, sonofabitch...that's fucked up!

sister midnite said...

Anons, why do you keep bringing up Gerard Way? Why should we care what he does or doesn't think about?

Where do get the impression that this blog has anything to do with him?

You're angry with us for what, exactly? Talking to each other?
And participating in an RPG?

Anonymous said...

The Chattahoochee devirginized our angel.

sdock10 said...

Incorrect my friend, The Satilla River.

Anonymous said...

She's just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon you didn't answer my question why does it BOTHER you so much that we are here. You are not either of these people because as you have said they are too busy to come here.

So why don't you that you own advice and stop pretending that you know them any better than we do and go find yourself a life of you own so you won't have to spend your lonely days on the Internet trying to drag anyone who seems happier than you down into you pit of despair.

sdock10 said...

Incorrect again, my friend.

I live inside my own head.

Anonymous said...

Don't you ever want to do more than that?

Anonymous said...

This beats the hell out of folding laundry! ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon I'm waiting for my answer. Why does it bug you so much that we are here. Is it because you believe this blog belongs to Gerard and you want to runs us off so you can have it to yourself. Do you hate the fact that we are friends. That we had a fight but we still managed to be lose to each other.

What is it anon? You call us sad and delusional but you are the one who is coming on here trying so very hard to make us feel bad about ourselves. What does that say about you.

sdock10 said...

Why? All my friends live there. I know all 1672 of them by name.

Do you know of a place better than that?

Unless, it is a place with shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands or Milla Jovovich or guy on guy action....

Do you know of such a place?

Anonymous said...

He does want to do more. She wants to give Gerard Way her heart so she pretends.... that she is talking to him and he is writing her poems and saying things to her on a "secret blog".....

Yes it is a mystery to me, to you and to your precious "Mayo" exactly WHY this got the attention of a bunch of old horses out to pasture. Who never did any thing with their life. But it doesn't change what you are.

sdock10 said...

Where is this secret blog?

Mine is not secret.

slipintothetragedy.blogspot.com

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I was once called older than dinosaur piss now I"m an old horse who has never done anything with my life. I love it I will have to make business cards that say that. Old horse out to pasture that never did anything with my life.

Now answer the question and stop pretending that you know those people. Why does it bother you that we are here?

elena said...

Anonymous said...
Gerard Way just got married to some one young beautiful and more sucessful than any of you will ever be. He glows with happyness. They make love constantly, leaving marks of love all over each other. Any one can see it.


Marks of Love???
Sorry still laughing...

Hello everyone. It's such a beautiful day here. Hope it is nice where you are.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hi Elena and hi to all my other friends. How are you guys today.


anon I'm still waiting or is my simple question to complex for your little brain to comprehend

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