Saturday, November 17, 2007

Best Friend

The brick and mortar embellishment
conceals despair.
I buried it in the backyard,
along with that old rag of a dog,
that I loved and held to my heart.
Passed on and by too fast for
my eyes and hands to grab tight.
And I wonder now, if I had held
just a bit tighter, would I have
a handful of fur rather than dirt
and hurt?






p.s. been body snatching...Mayo is Keyser Söze.

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Anonymous said...

So, you like guys, you like girls and you like guys who like guys.

Anonymous said...

These Anons sound as if they know fucking Gerard Way.

Dude, you guys talk like you're inside his own fucking head.

Gerard Way just got married to some one young beautiful and more sucessful than any of you will ever be. He glows with happyness. They make love constantly, leaving marks of love all over each other. Any one can see it.


Um...no?

Thank you for speaking on my behalf, but I'll decline.

I don't see "it," but that's neither here nor there.

You're on the OUTSIDE just like the rest of us.

This isn't about Gerard Way. It never really was. It was about a band who we all grew to love and now all that's coming to a crashing halt.

THIS WAS NOT ABOUT GERARD AND HIS WIFE. THIS WAS NOT ABOUT HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE OR ARE NOT. THIS HAS NEVER, NOT FUCKING ONCE, BEEN ABOUT JEALOUSY.

Where you pull that shit fucking beyond me.


Are you through yet?

Anonymous said...

Ladies,

Does anyone else think of the line:

"me thinks thou does protest too much"?

For this anon to bring up over and over about the "wonderful, beautiful, fucks-her-every-night wife", this makes me wonder why they seem determine to undermine us.

Ignore...Ignore...

L.

sdock10 said...

I love everyone but myself.

elena said...

Hey Martha..
How are you today? Just got home and hate to find the ANON's from Anger Town are visiting.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So Kapu if you are still here I"m going to put the Usual Suspects on my Netflix I hope to get it in the next couple of days. You made me want to see it.

Anonymous said...

Now that's the Sdock I like. Self-deprecating.

Anonymous said...

marthajones, it is a goood movie...i especially like how kevin spacey turns out to be kaiser soze

sister midnite said...

So, you like guys, you like girls and you like guys who like guys.

Yup, pretty much. Do you have a problem with that?

Why do you give a shit what we talk about, anyway?

Are you Geraldo?

sdock10 said...

I wouldn't give you anything less than what you expect, my dear.

Anything else you want to see or know or feel or smell or hear about me?

Anonymous said...

Sister, I know you're dying for my attention, but I wasn't talking to you.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Elena I am well for an old horse who is out to pasture and never did anything with her life. And you.






hello Ops how are you I don't want to ignore this anon I want to ask it question I want to see if it has the brain power to answer them.

Still waiting.

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 7:18, you're a bigger dickweed than the angry anons. Unless of course you are all the same person.

Why does fun hurt you so badly?

Anonymous said...

And you know,

I "beleive" that our anon has "intimicy" issues that prevents them from having true "happyness."

That and a lack of a dictionary.

L.

Anonymous said...

And again-

Are you through yet?

Shame in me said...

haha god anonymous people do make me laugh.


Hey how is everyone? :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello sim how are you?

gnothi seauton said...

Good evening Mayo.
Good evening all.


Hello Anonymous :)

Anonymous said...

Fine, MJ. How are you?

I know what you mean, but these anons are only trying to make us mad and interact with them. Better to just leave it, and watch how soon they disappear if they realize they are only talking to themselves.

Love,
L.

sister midnite said...

Anon @ 7:19 said:
Sister, I know you're dying for my attention, but I wasn't talking to you.

Damn, you got me.

Tell you what, if I ever want some numb cunt to pay attention to me, I'll come find you.

Anonymous said...

aaaawwww, come on k, spoilin movies isnt that bad

Anonymous said...

This anon seems desperate for attention. So sad.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello GS how are you?

Well it seems to me that if you ask them a question they can't answer they run away. They are all talk and when you confront them they don't know how to response.

Anonymous said...

Sister, why were you answering questions that clearly weren't meant for you if you didn't want my attention?

Come here, pet. I'll give you the validation you are seeking.

sdock10 said...

Now I'm lost again, damnit!

Can someone tell me how to get out of my own head? I thought I knew the way out, but I got all fucked up somewhere along the way. Lost my innoncence, my love of self, my inhibition...only holding on to my faith.

Anonymous said...

Hey anons.

Don't.

Anonymous said...

And just for me. Well, for us. ^_^

gnothi seauton said...

Hiya Martha, Kapunua, Mustard, OP's, Sister M, SiM, Elena and Sdock.

Or should I call you ' sock ' now :)

Anonymous said...

That was full of 292 different types of "Yes!" and "WIN!!!"


Adam=love


(especially when saying "fuck")


Just sayin....

Anonymous said...

Hiya GS! Howit hanging? LIttle to the right? Left?

Anonymous said...

I know, Mustard. Isn't he beautiful when he does... stuff? ^____^

Original Punk J said...

Hello GS, How are you?

Love,
L.

Anonymous said...

Hay SG!



iz bakwerds spel dai todai?

iz not funktshuning good

sdock10 said...

No, GS,

I am Beatrix Kiddo today and today is maybe give a fuck or maybe not monday!

How are you? Care to inhale with me?

Anonymous said...

Did Mayo's dog actually die or is it a metaphor? Either way, it's sad...

Anonymous said...

And by "stuff," you mean...?


;)

gnothi seauton said...

Fine thankyou OP's. Yourselves?



Hiya GS! Howit hanging? LIttle to the right? Left?


Do you know Kapunua, I'm so overweight I just can't see!!!

Anonymous said...

Mustard, see that other link I posted for a prime example of "stuff." ^____^

elena said...

Hello K, sdock, GS and MIB.

I'm in too good of a mood for nasty ANON's. I'm agreeing with OP's. I say we vote them invisible.

sister midnite said...

Come here, pet. I'll give you the validation you are seeking.

No, thanks. Herpes isn't something I'm interested in. (And before you post your witty comeback, telling me I have herpes would be much too obvious.)

Anonymous said...

I know, GS, I am, too. That's because we're all so fat. And you know, fat people are bad.

Honestly, I'll never understand how that became an insult. "I hate you, you must be fat." What the hell could how much someone weighs possibly have anything to do with this? The "UR SO FAT" and "UR SO JELLUS" arguments = instant failure, if you ask me.

sdock10 said...

Well I must take myself and all the other me's back to work.

Fuck the world man, I hate this.

Don't miss me too much.

Crazy ladies I will catch you after 5pm...if that motherfucker ever gets here.

Anonymous said...

Ooohh, you mean "stuff."

Prime example "stuff" reminds me of Prime Choice meat.



Well, I guess you can see where I was headed with that one.


Elena:

Hello! Doing well?

Shame in me said...

Hey martha jones and gs how are you guys?
Whenever i come on to mayo's i always seem to walk in while theres a drama hehe.

gnothi seauton said...

I would love to partake with you Sdock!

You've got the lighter haven't you? Last time I saw it was coconut ice-cream night.

Original Punk J said...

Doing well, GS.

And Hi to anyone else I missed!

Got to clean today and tomorrow like a mad thing. We have company coming over tomorrow night (possibly staying through Wed.)

I want to know, has anyone ever got their house or apartment as clean as they show in commercials? And why are those women always smiling like this is the best thing they could ever be doing?

Is it the cleaner fumes? 'Cause I got high one time off Pine Power while cleaning the bathroom but it didn't make me smile like a over-caffinated clown!

Love,
L.

Shame in me said...

well said kapunua :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Mib, sd10,kapu, and sis m how are you guys?

sister midnite said...

Hi, GS! How are you?

Hi, anybody I've missed! How's Monday treating everybody?

Are we ever going to get around to that kickball game? I think Mustard is tired of hanging out in the field. :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Its the cleaning flumes mix the right ones together and its a party the wrong ones and its your funeral.

Anonymous said...

Hey MJ!

Original Punk J said...

Kapunua,

J. used to have a note on the board in her office that said:

"Fat can be lost, but ugly is forever."

Love,
L.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Yes it is a mystery to me, to you and to your precious "Mayo" exactly WHY this got the attention of a bunch of old horses out to pasture. Who never did any thing with their life. But it doesn't change what you are.
=================

Well, I don't take offense to much; but, I was a LITTLE offended by that statement!

How do you know what we have done with our lives. I'm willing to bet many of us are very successful at what we chose to do. We are survivors, winners, dreamers, lovers, fighters, poets, caretakers, slightly mad people, daughters, sisters, mothers, friends......

WE ROCK!!!!

Hello and hugs for all!

Anonymous said...

Yes, she is getting tired of sitting in the outfield, picking blades of grass.


However!


She has not grown tired of listening to the live version of "Desert Song." Not yet.


KICKBALLKICKBALL

gnothi seauton said...

Kapunua - lack of an adequate argument. I would say lack of intelligence but that is not always the case.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sim its the same for me some anon or shit starter is always at the tail end of their shenanigans.

Anonymous said...

*whispers*

616? Sdock likes it if we "Rock the Fuck On."


*grins*

Original Punk J said...

True ,Martha,

Isn't it ammonia and bleach that you should never, ever mix?

There's probably more, so I stick with one cleaner at a time!

I need that servant boy from our harem today. Anybody know where he went?

L.

Anonymous said...

I think you're more normal than you'd like to let on or that you'd like to acknowledge, Sdock.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Fat an be lost but ugly is forever.

How about Don't hate me because you are ugly I'm not the one who made you that why. God did.

Anonymous said...

He got stuck at the birthday party.


So sad.


Kinda hoping everything's okay with him.

Anonymous said...

*whispers*

616? Sdock likes it if we "Rock the Fuck On."


*grins*

==============
I can do that MIB!

*grins back*

gnothi seauton said...

Why is it that when I appear the anon's bugger off?

Do I smell? I've just had my shower?!

I practically had to beg Shadow to hang around and play last night.

Original Punk J said...

Yeah,

ROCK THE FUCK ON!


L.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

What the hell was I writing in my lost comment. I believe I lost the word may. Ops you are right about bleach and ammonia.

gnothi seauton said...

OOOO! I've spotted a stray one!

Anonymous said...

Me I just have no respect for a bunch of old used up fangirls who look down on every one else because they THINK tht Gerard Way would even fucking care about them. That's all. Hope that answers your question.....

Anonymous said...

MarthaJones said...
I was once called older than dinosaur piss now I"m an old horse who has never done anything with my life. I love it I will have to make business cards that say that. Old horse out to pasture that never did anything with my life.

============
Be sure to add:
"This old horse can still give you the RIDE OF YOUR LIFE"

That's what my card shall say ;-)

Anonymous said...

And I have no respect for Anonymous individuals who disrespect me.


Even?

gnothi seauton said...

Anonymous,

So does that mean you're a ' new ' fangirl?

Anonymous said...

I have little to no respect for children who don't respect their elders.....

But, that's just me!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I've been thinking about what that anon was saying and I don't know if I want to throw up or laugh. Lynx is pretty when she takes the rap off her face and looks normal but rich. Well she married rich. Talented I think the fact that she is in that band speaks volumes to that statement. And the sex well I figure that much there had to be something between them to make them think they were good for each other. I love how that anon said they fuck instead of make beautiful love to each other. That tells you a lot about that person right there.

sdock10 said...

You guys better be rocking the fuck on without me!!

I lurk..I lurk.

Original Punk J said...

It's been proven that women in their mid-30s to 40s are at their sexual peak.

I can tell you, from PERSONAL experience, that is very true.

Just ask the 23 year old guy I see on a regular basis. :)

Love,
L.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Wow anon that was a very pathetic answer. That is all you could come up with is that time old fangirl shit. You forgot to add jealous to you answer. If your just going to give me the same old shit at least get it right.

Anonymous said...

*is rocking the fuck on as we speak ;)*

Anonymous said...

You're with us in spirit (or spirits) Sdock10 ;-)

*Rocks the fuck on*

Anonymous said...

Must ska-daddle.


See you all around the 'sphere.


Later taters!

anima said...

GW + Anima = Love Forever.
It's true.

Anonymous said...

Original Punks said...
It's been proven that women in their mid-30s to 40s are at their sexual peak.

I can tell you, from PERSONAL experience, that is very true.

Just ask the 23 year old guy I see on a regular basis. :)

Love,
L.
====================

Amen and Alleluia (did I spell that correctly) too!

*bows down to the OPs*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

God and I had such faith in you anon. I thought that you might have some brain power in that head of your.

Did you little friends put you up to this.

I picture this you are all sitting around the book of Gerard that you made. when one of you comes up with the idea of coming on here to put us down and calls us name. Wow I remember all those years ago when I was a young girl and did the same thing.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Anima how are you and goodbye MIB until next time.

Original Punk J said...

Thank you, Anon616,

I'm having WAY more fun in my near forties than when I was in my twenties. I know what I want, I know who I, and I have learned many, many things over the years.

Oh, yes, it's good to be older...

Love,
L.

gnothi seauton said...

Hello Anima :)

MissTottenham said...

Hello people!

How are we today?

I've just caught up with the comments.

Wow anons, The love coming from you just warms the cockles of me 'eart

(best cockney accent needed for the above sentence).

gnothi seauton said...

Hiya Miss T :)

Anonymous said...

Anon@ 5:51, I like your style. So you've seen them live? Im' sorry to hear that. I never have, thankfully.

Kapunua: Yes. I had the opportunity -if you want to call it an opportunity- of seeing MSI live. The 'experience' of mediocre music haunts me to this day.

I await bitchy anon accusing me of jealousy because I dislike MSI and think Lyn Z is about as talented as shit freezing in the winter. Finger pointing commencement in 3...2...1...

Cupcake: If that is indeed you in your photo, gorgeous!

p.s. Real Gerard, fake Gerard, taste great less filling Gerard, I don’t care. I enjoy lurking here and reading the comments made by others.

Anon@ 5:51
Not to be confused with Gerard Way’s angry anonymous blog publicist.

Original Punk J said...

Hey, Miss T.

How goes it?

I know what you mean. My cockles are so warm there on fire.

Love,
L.

anima said...

Hi everyone! See we are having "fun with anons" today.

MissTottenham said...

Hi GS, how are you?


Who let the kids in tonight. Isn't it past their bedtimes?

Original Punk J said...

Sorry,

"...they're on fire."

See what happens Miss T.? The thought of you kissing my cheeks just made me all crazy stupid.

Love,
L.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Miss t how are you?

So anon you have some mean copy and paste skills.

gnothi seauton said...

Only one child Miss T, the other one is pleasant enough.

There was one on discuss trying to start a sex conversation.

T'was vair funny :)

Anonymous said...

I concur OP-L! Although, I don't think I've been enjoying myself QUITE as much as you.....I plan to work on that - soon ;-)

Hello also Miss T, GS, MarthaJones, Anima, Nice Anons, lurkers and anyone I missed.

How is everyone today?

Anonymous said...

The thought of 40+ year old women getting it on, makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

MissTottenham said...

GS, I saw that. Ignored it though.


Hi MJ, how are you?

Hi OP, how are you?

I'll kiss your cockles if you want. Otherwise, I'll just warm my hands on them ha!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So than anon I guess that means when you are 40 you won't be getting any.

Hello anon616 how are you?

Jennicula said...

Ah, I see it's manic Monday.

Hi there cranky Anon? What's up your ass today?

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 5:51 and 8:15

For me, the thing about bassists is that to truly get my attention, they have to be fantabulous. Anyone can pick up a bass and play a few notes; all you need is rhythm and to not be tone deaf. But for a bassist to really matter to me, he or she has to be utterly compelling, a true part of the music and not just an add-on because it's what's required in modern rock music.

I can name a handful of fantastic bassists if given a few minutes, but off the top of my head, Matt Wachter and Jepha from The Used spring directly to mind. Flea goes without saying of course--the dude is so not overrated--David Gilmour (because he actually played the bass tracks; and Roger Waters rarely did from what I understand,) and the guy from Lo Fidelity Allstars.

Yanno?

gnothi seauton said...

Hello Anon 616. I'm fine thankyou.

How are you?

Original Punk J said...

Oh, please Miss T.,

But I'm afraid kissing them might make them even hotter! :)

L.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Miss t I am well.

anima said...

The thought of 12 year olds lusting after a 30 year-old man's peen makes me puke in my mouth a little. [And do not tell me that I am wrong - because I have seen INO and there is a lot of talk regarding the p33n.]

Jennicula said...

Hi gang. Wassup?

gnothi seauton said...

Anon @ 8.21pm,

You need an open mind my friend :)

Anonymous said...

There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a-howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as if it were a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was.

MissTottenham said...

Hi 616, I'm good. How are you?


Kapunua, I was on the second row at the MCR gig. I was right in front of Lynz and I watched her a little.

Her fingers barely touch that bass. She just holds it most of the time and stamps her feet and shakes her head. I doubt the thing was even plugged in.

If that's talent, well *shakes head despondently*

Original Punk J said...

Hello, Jennicula,

How's it going? By the way, have you seen the books about Bunnicula?
That's what I always think of when I see your name.:)

Love,
L.

gnothi seauton said...

Kapunua,

Jepha is love. And such a sense of humour :)

anima said...

Les Claypool and Flea are my all time favorite bass players.

Anonymous said...

Hello Jenn and Kapunua! I didn't 'see' the two of you...

I'm doing good GS and MJ, thanks! I should be doing other things; but, I am drawn to this blog (and all of you) like a moth to a flame.

I hope my wings don't get scorched from flying by so often ;-)

Jennicula said...

Hi L. How are you? Glad to hear your mom is ok.

Yes, I have the series of Bunnicula. My MIL calls me Jennicula.

gnothi seauton said...

Hello Jennicula.

Anonymous said...

I've given them a listen actually, MissT, though I've not had the misfortune of watching them "play" live, but I'll take your word. Point is, even not live, there's really nothing amaaaayzing about them at all. And the bassline = "meh" at best.

Jennicula said...

Hi Anon616. I think you contribute great ideas and thoughts. Not like some other anons we run into once in a while :)

Jennicula said...

Hi GS and Kapunua.

Original Punk J said...

Hate to cut it short guys, but cleaning awaits!

Hopefully, we will be back later this evening.

Love ya,
L.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Jen how are you?

Miss t its front the Britney school of performing arts. When in doubt shake something. Your tits your ass your head. Talent doesn't matter as long as you look good or cool in this case.

Anonymous said...

Hi 616! Hi Anima! hello all!

Shae said...

Did Mayo's dog actually die or is it a metaphor? Either way, it's sad...


I think that most of us have had dogs who have died. After a certain age, it's inevitable. I'd go with yes, no matter who s/he is.

As far as metaphors go, well, we've most of us lost best friends, too.

Hey Mayo, why not give your "lost" best friend a call, huh?

anima said...

I have absolutely nothing against Lynz whatsoever, but it is true - I watched her play and she isn't doing much. I have been learning the bass and I can't even hear a bass-line in their songs. They kind of fit within the Industrial type genre, so a lot of it is pre-recorded. So I do not want to assume, but that is the impression I got from seeing her live.

Anonymous said...

I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Sdock.

Jennicula said...

Hi Martha.

gnothi seauton said...

Bye OP's.


Anon,

Were you quoting that for a reason or just because it was in context?

Clockwork Orange rears it's head again.

Anonymous said...

You are all pretending that you dont' really think this is Gerard Way. I lukred on yoru other blogs, I know you think you are "protocting" him and you have deluted yourself into thinking he loves you because of it.

The worst of all of this is how much you all faun over "SS". He is playing you so much worse than "Mayo" if they aren't the same person which they probably are.

You guys think that SS is Frank Iero. I seen you talk about it. And you convince yourself that SSs sudden abscence is because Frank has some family problem. You show your worry over him and beg him to come back and give you faith or wise words.

Its beyond pathetic.

SS doesn't care for you any more than Mayo does. THey both think you're pretty fucking stupid all of you, and they are playing you all like a violin and your licking it all up.

I used to feel sorry for you but not any more.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't think that any of us really have anything against Lnyz but if people are going to come in here talking about how rich and talented she is we are going to give our opinions

Anonymous said...

Jennicula said...
Hi Anon616. I think you contribute great ideas and thoughts. Not like some other anons we run into once in a while :)

===============
Thanks Jenn! Great ideas and thoughts, eh? I'm going to save that and print it out (and shove it it the faces of a couple of people) ;-)

Miss T, what's new with you?
Kapunua, how was that date? I missed alot as usual :(

anima said...

Hi Kapunua!!

MissTottenham said...

See you later OP.


Hi anima, hi jennicula, how are you?


Someone said:

Did Mayo's dog actually die?




What lynz died?


Soz, couldn't resist.

MissTottenham said...

MJ, I think you are right. She does have the britney pigtails and schoolgirl outfits.

Is that all they learn there? must take em all of an afternoon to graduate.

Jennicula said...

Why thank you Anon for your astute observation. You've nailed it. Now, will you please leave us alone in our loser blog?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon you want to talk about pathetic. You are the one who is stalking us. You lurk her and than in a desperate attempt to seem important you try to act like you know something.

anima said...

Anon, don't worry your pretty little head about us.

Jennicula said...

Hi MissT. How are you today?

Anonymous said...

According to Anonymous @8:37, I missed some 'fawning over' SS
*gasps*

Sorry SS, consider yourself FAWNED OVER by me! (and, I don't usually fawn) :)

gnothi seauton said...

Miss T - ouch!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Later Ops. Don't you guys just love it when anon come on here acting all big and mighty. Your so pathetic and old. Wow this is our next generations of future leaders.

Anonymous said...

Miss T!!! You DO have a wicked sense of humor! I like it ;-)

MissTottenham said...

Hi Jen, I'm good. How about you?



616, not much doing, pretty quiet actually. It's finally stopped raining. Thought we might end up with the same floods we had in the summer, but it's stopped now.


How about you? What's happening in your world?

Anonymous said...

Bye OPs and have a wonderful Thanksgiving! I probably won't see ya'll (again) before the holiday. Have fun and Rock the fuck on (credit to Sdock10)!!

*big hugs*

Jennicula said...

I'm getting ready for Thanksgiving and got almost all my Christmas shopping done today.

It's been raining and snowing so far all day. It's just bone chilling cold.

I'm putting off my chores for the day. I have laundry to fold out the wazoo. I'll be back later.

Talk to you then? I have a question for you from the other night. I'll post it on your site. :)

MissTottenham said...

Thanks 616, I aim to please ha!

GS, I know. Spank me, I'm naughty.

So K, will there be a date number 2?

Anonymous said...

Miss T,
I had a very exciting day so far. I brought one of my dogs to the groomers, I cleaned litter boxes and I swept up bunny poop! Oh, and I cleaned out the freezer. It doesn't get much better than that, lol

I hope ya'll don't have anymore flooding!

*big hugs*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think I forgot to say hello to Jen. I thought I did. Well hello jen and how are you today?

Jennicula said...

Martha, I'm alright. I have to go for a while. Laundry beckons. (I hate cleaning)

MissTottenham said...

Thanks 616, I hope so too.


So basically, you spent most of the day cleaning up shit.

sdock10 said...

ppu,

I am here and I got what you need baby!

Care to rock the fuck on with me?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

See you later Jen.

Smoke said...

You don’t know how much I have laughed today. I am soooo like ‘protocting’ Mayo and SS. Yes, I must, you see. It would be disastrous for their identities to be revealed. Well, to hell with it……….





Mayo and SS are……………..









Are you ready for it?







Are you sure?







Can you handle it?







They are the one and only………………….











Amyranth



There I said it.



Don’t say I said it.

anima said...

I gotta run too. Lots of work to finish up.

Talk to all of you later!!! Love to all of you.

Mayo, have a wonderful day and I hope you can come hang out with us sometime soon. :)

Anonymous said...

MissTottenham said...
Thanks 616, I hope so too.


So basically, you spent most of the day cleaning up shit.
==========

Exactly!!!! Don't you wish you were me (not)

;-)


Jenn,
I'm sending you warm thoughts along with the usual hugs!

redrum said...

> I know you think you are "protocting" him


This creative spelling instantly brought "proctology" to mind. I sincerely hope nobody here thinks they're...

Well, you know.

MissTottenham said...

See you later Jen and Anima.


SV&20, I knew it. I knew there was something dodgy about Amyranth ha!

Anonymous said...

Dear Deluded, Acid-tongued Anon,

I lurk here but do not comment for various reasons. However, I feel that I cannot let your ridiculous statements go unanswered. First of all, let me say that I know a lot about the music industry. I am not in MCR nor their crew, but I have loose connections with them and I have met them several times. I've also met many other bands and I know quite a bit about the lives of musicans and how this business works. Having said that, I feel that I must tell you that your idea of current rock musicians lives is so totally off-base it isn't even funny.

Firstly, let me point out that none of the members of My Chemical Romance are nearly as wealthy as you think they are. Yes, many of the teenagers that comprise their fanbase think they are the "biggest band in the world." But the fact is, they're far from that. They sell very well in the UK, but compared to artists like Linkin Park, Daughtry and Nickelback, their sales in the US are not all that impressive. Not only that, the contract they have with Warner/Reprise is not as lucrative as it could have been. Like many artists who are hesitant to give up creative control, they relinquished sales percentage points in exchange for that. Also, the tours for TBP have been very expensive to produce and I've heard some very realistic rumors that not only did they not make tons of money from these shows, but didn't even manage to break even on some of them.

Second, have you actually met Gerard Way? Yes, he looks quite good onstage and in photographs, but in person he is really quite ordinary looking, apart from his beautiful eyes and rather large head. He is small and often ill-groomed and not exactly someone that I would term one of the "beautiful people." Same goes for Lyn-Z. Without her stage make-up and schoolgirl costume, she is rather ordinary looking. The only thing that strikes me about her is her strong jaw, unconventional nose and muscular legs. These give her a somewhat masculine appearance onstage, but that is slightly reduced when you meet her in person.

I am not here to tell you that I believe that Mayo is Gerard Way. However, I do know that the man has personal problems that you can't possibly understand, and if you think he and Lyn-Z are currently off living the fabulously sexed-up "lives of the rich and famous" then you are totally clueless. Rock musicians often have personal demons that get the better of them. They fight self-destructive tendencies, a fickle and ever-changing audience and an industry that treats them like so many pieces of meat. Don't believe me? Turn on VH1 Classic and watch a few old episodes of Behind the Music and see where some of the rockstars of the past are now. It isn't often pretty. Relationships rarely last. Careers often turn sour. And the ones who achieve lasting success? Well, I don't know about you, but I wouldn't trade the life my delightful (and unfamous) grandfather had for 1000 of Mick Jagger's lives.

So. Ive written a dissertation here and I apologize to the regulars for that. However, I feel these things needed to be said.

sister midnite said...

Anon, I've asked you before, and I'll ask you again: Why do you care what we think or don't think?

What's it to you?

You've been here for a while now. I'm thinking that you're a pathetic little teenage loser who has nothing better to do than surf the internet when you're home sick from school.

What's truly sad is, you've deluded yourself into thinking this is Gerard Way's blog. And you're mad because they kicked you off Buzznet or INO, or wherever you normally visit.

You have no reason to be here, as you have nothing of any importance to contribute -- to this blog & its conversation, and maybe to society as a whole.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello S&V20 how are you ? I think it would have been better this way

You don’t know how much I have laughed today. I am soooo like ‘protocting’ Mayo and SS. Yes, I must, you see. It would be disastrous for their identities to be revealed. Well, to hell with it……….





Mayo and SS are……………..









Are you ready for it?







Are you sure?







Can you handle it?







They are the one and only………………….











My ASS



There I said it.



Don’t say I said it.

Anonymous said...

redrum said...
> I know you think you are "protocting" him


This creative spelling instantly brought "proctology" to mind. I sincerely hope nobody here thinks they're...

Well, you know.

============

I'm sure there are plenty of folks willing to offer him FREE 'proctology' exams

Before anyone even asks, NO - I am not one of them
I'll leave that to the professionals ;-)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon at 9:01 thank you. But I fear you word have fallen on death ears, The children only see what they want to believe and conniving them other wise is hard if not impossible. Thank you once again.

MissTottenham said...

To the anonymous who posted the dissertation,



That so needed saying and you said it so well. Let's hope it shuts the teenies up once and for all.


I had to laugh at the Gerard big head part. Does he look like a lollipop ha!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Later anima Hello how are you redrum?

Sis m I asked the anon the same question all I got for an answer was that it didn't like old fan girls.

Anonymous said...

Can I get "AMEN!" for that Anon right thar?


Um...you speak truth.


Not something I can say happens everyday around here.


Thank you for your light.

gnothi seauton said...

Bye Jen, bye Anima.

Anon @ 9.01pm

Very eloquent.

Interesting titbits of information.

Thankyou.

Anonymous said...

To disseration anonymous:
THANK YOU for both your knowledge and insight!

To my fellow Americans:
Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you all have a Thanksgiving filled with love, joy and peace (yeah, I know some family celebrations can get a little dicey)

To the rest of my 'blogland' family:
Have a great rest of the week. Take care of yourselves and each other!

Love & Hugs to all!

sdock10 said...

ppu,

I have come to take care of your fever and whatever else ails you.

Say it...tell me what you need, baby!

Keep me on my toes.

Feel Me?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Shit I meant deaf ears. Edit button we need an edit button oh gods of the blog. Can you give us an edit button.

MissTottenham said...

Are you off 616?


Have a great thanksgiving. See you later.

gnothi seauton said...

Hello redrum.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon 616 Happy Thanksgiving are you leaving?

gnothi seauton said...

Anon 616,

Miss T just took the words right out of my mouth.

Have a good one:)

Anonymous said...

Yes, Miss T, I am off again....
but, I shall return at the end of the week. Consider yourselves forewarned ;-)

I'll see you all later!

Anonymous said...

MJ:

We should ask Mayo for an edit button for Christmas.

That, and a "Be nice to your fellow posters" policy.



*clears throat* Anons!

MissTottenham said...

Here GS, do you want them back ha!

Anonymous said...

Bye 616!


Remember to rock the fuck on HARDER at the end of the week.


You know...just sayin' ;)

Anonymous said...

I just don't like it when you aren't here, ranting and raving. There is no spark.

Anonymous said...

I would like to senselessly add that, personality and talent 9or the lack thereof on either issue) aside, I think that LynZ is very pretty, and I do like her nose.

MissTottenham said...

Have a great time 616.

I'll see you when I see you.

Anonymous said...

I agree Kapunua. I see nothing wrong with any of her features.

Her smile lights up her face.

I think she's attractive.

ergoproxy said...

Good morning everyone.
this is my last proper day on the blog before I have to swap to dial up in another city.
So I won't be able to hang out as much, but I'll have a read and post when I can.
Today I have to pack (should have already started haha)

Hope everyone is well

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello ep how are you?

gnothi seauton said...

Err, you're okay thanks Miss T.



* backs away from the trail of spit *

gnothi seauton said...

Who's attractive?

Oh, Lyn.

Yeah, she's very pretty.

MissTottenham said...

Hi Ergo, how are you?

gnothi seauton said...

Hello Ergo.

ergoproxy said...

bye 616 !

dissertation anon, haven't seen either personally to tell you either way.

But knowing musicians, actors and artists, most have other jobs for exactly that reason.
Popularity in a genre is different to across the whole of mainstream.
That life involves a lot of sacrifice and risk. Perhaps why the Black Parade show was ended, even though that is what they originally were touring overseas.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I didn't think Lynz was pretty until I say a picture of her out of costume and makeup. Why she feels the need to put all that stuff on her face and dress up like that I will never know.

ergoproxy said...

Hi MJ GS MissT (I'm not sure who else is still here)

I'm good thanks, nervous but I'm always like that before a trip.
I think I need the nerves to get motivated.

sdock10 said...

ppu,

I don't like it when I am not here either and I feel the same when you are not here. It's like I am incomplete.

Damn working for a living...damn the real world...damn the man!

woohoo it's almost fucking 5!

ergoproxy said...

hiya redrum, mib,kapunua,PPU, any anons, SV and SD, SisM and anyone else I am still missing...

sdock10 said...

I am supposed to be working but I heard PPU call for me and I came running towards the voice.

Or was that just another voice in my head???....anyways

Hello all, I will soon be free from the chains of my middle class job! Free to frolick in the land of BlogBelieve...with all my family, my friends, my lurkers, my anons, my mayo, my ss, and my unicorn.

I can hardly wait!

Anonymous said...

Hello all, I will soon be free from the chains of my middle class job! Free to frolick in the land of BlogBelieve...with all my family, my friends, my lurkers, my anons, my mayo, my ss, and my unicorn.

And my ass! Don't forget!

;D

Lucy Lu said...

Phew it has taken me forever to load this page, how is everyone?

MissTottenham said...

Hi Lucy Lu, how are you?


That rhymed ha!

ergoproxy said...

hi lucy

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hi lucy lu are you doing well today?

sdock10 said...

Well, you guys the whistle has finally blew and it is fucking 5! YAY!

I am off to casa de sdock10 and chances are I will not be able to get back on casa de mayo anymore tonight!

Mayo,

Help me out and post something else we can suck on, chew on, nibble on, lick, spit out, swallow, and purge!

LOVE TO ALL!!

Feel me?

Beatrix Kiddo aka sdock10

PPU, may we find each other tomorrow....until then...

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Lucy.

MissTottenham said...

I hope to see you later sdock.

Lucy Lu said...

I have a cold and it sucks, so I thought I would see what Mayo and everyone else is up to.

This blog is really sad, I get so upset about things like this :(

gnothi seauton said...

I'm off for a stroll people.

Might be back later.


I'll say goodbye now just in case.

Goodbye Mayo.
Goodbye All.

TTFN

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodbye GS. Its slow over here

Eliza Bennett37 said...

Hello All

Am back home after a crappy Monday at work.

I have just read today's happenings and I have laughed, and laughed and laughed!(unheard of on a Monday).

My favourites have been "old horses put out to pasture", "old used up fan girls", "sad bunch of psycho dramatic, overweight 30 somethings" and my very favourite "that sock person".

Anons today have been pure entertainment.

On a brighter note I found out today that this "old horse" is being taken to Paris for lunch on my birthday-God, I have a terrible life!!!!

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