Saturday, November 17, 2007

Best Friend

The brick and mortar embellishment
conceals despair.
I buried it in the backyard,
along with that old rag of a dog,
that I loved and held to my heart.
Passed on and by too fast for
my eyes and hands to grab tight.
And I wonder now, if I had held
just a bit tighter, would I have
a handful of fur rather than dirt
and hurt?






p.s. been body snatching...Mayo is Keyser Söze.

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MissTottenham said...

Sis m,

Bravo, just beautiful

*wipes away tear*

If only I could, I would get you that hippo. I only wish I could.

It tears me apart that you will be hippoless for another year.

*breaks down and sobs*


Oh, the pain the pain, I can't bear the pain.

Sis m has no hippo.

Why god, why?

sister midnite said...

Be right back, my cat is crying for attention! *shushes Spuds*

Anonymous said...

So anon, is it okay if we call you the Shadow then? :)

JocelynHolly said...

Anonymous, go and eat your dinner, STAT!

This young one has school tomorrow and must straighten her hair and be in bed by 11 pm. (it is 8:15 now)

JocelynHolly said...

Miss Tottenham,
If we put our money together, we could get Sister Midnite a Hippo for Christmas! ;)

Amyranth said...

Gnothi - It's when you take a seemingly meaningless picture, and photoshop words onto it to make it funny. It is then used to start and maintain Image Floods on Chatboards.

try this one:http://img.photobucket.com/albums
/v413/Amyranth/dearmom.jpg

That is a macro.

BC - I'm well. Hungry and cold. I'm about to go boot my roommate out of the kitchen so I can make something for supper.

- Amyranth doesn't want roommates anymore. :(

Anonymous said...

Aww thank you paperheart *hugs*
I think I will. I usually enjoy it, especially because now, I don't have to leave the house this year because its supposed to get really cold.

capture this void said...

Hello to everyone here.
*hug for PH*

So it looks like we have a secret Anon here? Hopefully this will get my mind off a few things. Thanks, I guess?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the hug Paperheartxx.

A Rose for Emily...

MissTottenham said...

Oh thanks paperheart.

The sadness was tearing me apart.


Do they have a hippo shop near you?

Amyranth said...

SisM - That commercial almost made me hate Telus.

Then I realized how bad I had it with Rogers.

*shudder*

-A

toujours said...

squeak squeak, how long have you been lurking?

never left. ;)

Hello tj and bc how are you and where the hell did you come from.

been sitting curled up on that couch there in the corner.
and now i shall return to it. ^.^

JocelynHolly said...

Anytime Emily! That is what I am best at. ^_^

How about a group hug? We haven't had one in a while!!

*HUG*

Wow! I can barely fit my arms around everyone!! *HUUUUUUUUUUG*

gnothi seauton said...

Anonymous,

The Shadow! Perfect!

Miss T - you can't have a hippo, you don't look after the elephant properly. I told you you need to clean it's hutch but NOOOO, you need to talk on this weird bloggie thing.

Anonymous said...

That's good Amy.

Anonymous said...

Oh, oh, I get it.
Shadows of the Night.
The Shadow.

Go have a snack and come back, Shadow.

(ooh, that rhymed!)

Anonymous said...

If you want to call me Shadow, Rose, or Emily... its all good.

A Rose for Emily...

MissTottenham said...

GS, I didn't know what one was either.

Anonymous said...

~the Shadow dashes off into the night delicately avoiding the glow of streetlamps and disappears into the darkness~

I'll return as soon as I can, my friends.

The Shadow ;)

Anonymous said...

hi CTV. paperheart, how about we have a group hug now? :)

*Hugs*

Anonymous said...

I have qualms with shadows Shadow.

Never ceasing. Right behind me even in darkness.

You are a good one?

JocelynHolly said...

Miss Tottenham,

As a matter of fact they do!

It is called "Bill's Shop of Lovely Hippopotamus' to Buy for Friends Named Sister Midnite"

Isn't that a coincidence?! How many Sister Midnite's are out there?!

MissTottenham said...

No worries GS, I trained the elephant to clean up after itself. It does housework too.

Gives me more time for the bloggie.

The elephant looks great in a pinnie by the way.

Anonymous said...

Hi Mustard!

JocelynHolly said...

The Shadow,
That's right. You hurry back mister!

You escaped the group hug THIS time. But we will get you one of these days!

*HUUUG*

MissTottenham said...

Anon, if you like cheese, can I call you cheesy?

JocelynHolly said...

HEY MIB!! *HUG*

Anonymous said...

That's cute.


A Rose for Emily...

JocelynHolly said...

Emily, what is cute? =]

MissTottenham said...

Paperheart, that shop sound just lovely.

Anonymous said...

Hola!!!


Taking forever to load the comments.

I'll respond just as soon as I can :)

What's the deal with "Shadow"? Do we know their identity?

Anonymous said...

Shadow's comment.


A Rose for Emily...

gnothi seauton said...

Okay, I'm done.

I might get 4hrs sleep if I'm lucky.

Good night Shadow, it was fun.

Good night Everyone.

Good night Mayo.









Good Night Paperheart ;)

JocelynHolly said...

Miss Tottenham, it really is!
I just picked up a hippo named Eloise for Sister Midnight.

Would you like to gift wrap him? I am horrible at wrapping presents!

MIB, I don't know "Shadow's" identity. If that helps. =]

capture this void said...

Well this Shadow has gotten me puzzled.

Fimble Star said...

hello everyone. how are we all tonight

Amyranth said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjwiwcUKK1c

Will a song about Hippos do?

-A

JocelynHolly said...

Ohh I see now, Emily!! =]


Gnothi,
You know how sometimes it feels like someone is watching you while you sleep? Yeah, that is Paperheart. ;)

DUN DUN DUN!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sweet dreams GS!! *HUG*

JocelynHolly said...

OHHH DONKEY!
It's Fimble Star!! *HUG*

Hey #8! Long time no talk!
I am fine! =] How are you sweetie?

Amyranth said...

BTW - In case nobody figured it out.

Mayo is Keyser Soze - essentially saying that he's pretending to be someone he's not.

-A

Anonymous said...

Hi there Fimble how are you?

Anonymous said...

I wonder that too.

Who wanders and lurks in the shadows?

A Rose for Emily....

Anonymous said...

"Shadow"

=

Leg puller


;)

Fimble Star said...

oh so i am a donkey tuh tuh tuh
lol hey 007 i am great just watched a film and now in blogtown. how are you didyou get your comment on your blog missy

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight GS.


Hello FS.


Paperheart, I'll do the wrapping but you'll have to pass me the tape. Did you fetch enough ribbon.





We crashed last night at teatime,
just as they were serving a light meal,
the pilot's dead, or so he said, when we buried him.

As we look around the wreckage,
we recognise some of the faces,
the drummer's dead, or so he said, when we asked him.

But at least we've got our guitars,
two cool krauts emerging from the fuselage,
yes, we've got our guitars,
and now we wish to play them as we are rock stars.

This has gotta be one of God's coldest places,
I think we better sleep in our guitar cases,
the roadie's not breathing, the bass player's bleeding,
but it's on the backing singers that we shall be feeding.

But at least we've got our guitars,
two cool krauts emerging from the fuselage,
yes we've got our guitars,
and we'll play and we'll play,
and we'll play and we'll play,
and we'll play... 'til we die

katherine dreier said...

Hi to all,

The shadow is interesting. Reminds me of Emily Grierson. Or was it Homer Barron?

Anonymous said...

I was wondering what did Keyser Soze mean. Maybe Mayo is one of these anons?

Fimble Star said...

hey bc i am good how are you





shadow are you in the dark?

capture this void said...

Stop tugging on my leg.

sister midnite said...

Good night, Gnothi!

Miss T, PaperHeartsXX, thank you. Thank you so very, very much. ;_;

Anyranth, I work for Telus. :)
Around Christmastime, that's all you hear in the building. x_X

Emily/Rose might be Tink.
And we still don't know what her deal is.

JocelynHolly said...

Amyranth, good observation! Except I don't know who Keyser Soze is sooo.. *blushes*

And MIB =]

Anonymous said...

Hi there katherine how are you?

Anonymous said...

Mayo said, say hi to the ghost that comes by here periodically.


"Shadow" = Ghost


Mayo and Shadow are in cahoots, no?


I'm talking out my ass. I have no idea. Just throwing out possibilities.

Puzzles = fun for all

*nudgenudgedoubleletter;)*



CTV:
Thank you.

Anonymous said...

I'm doing pretty good fimble ^_^

JocelynHolly said...

FS, you aren't a donkey, don't worry! =] I am good, and yes I got the comment! =]

*Hands Miss Tottenham some tape*
I got 5 meters of Pink ribbon, do you think that is enough for this giant beast? Err.. I mean BEAUTIFUL hippo?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Shadow is Mikey?

katherine dreier said...

Hi BC,

How have you been?

Amyranth said...

Lyrics again, huh?

Mayo, I wish this for you.

Am I loud and clear or am I breaking up?
Am I still your charm or am I just bad luck?
Are we getting closer, are we just getting more lost?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words

[Chorus]
We live on front porches and swing life away
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave 'til the end
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand

I've been here so long; think that its time to move
The winter's so cold summer's over too soon
so let's pack our bags and settle down where palm trees grow
I've got some friends, some that I hardly know
But we've had some times I wouldn't trade for the world
We chase these days down with talks of the places that we will go

[Chorus]
We live on front porches and swing life away
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave 'til the end
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand

I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words

[Chorus]
We live on front porches and swing life away
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave 'til the end
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand

Am I loud and clear or am I breaking up?
Am I still your charm or am I just bad luck?
Are we getting closer, are we just getting more lost?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words

[Chorus]
We live on front porches and swing life away
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave 'til the end
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand

swing life away
swing life away
swing life away
swing life away


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0FM-cAVj8

-A

capture this void said...

'Bout time we got a confession.

Amyranth said...

paperheartxx said...

Amyranth, good observation! Except I don't know who Keyser Soze is sooo.. *blushes*


Wiki The Usual Suspects.

You'll understand after you've read it.

-A

Anonymous said...

I'm doing pretty good Katherine. How about you?

Anonymous said...

Wikipedia, the fount of knowledge states:

"is a fictional character in the 1995 film The Usual Suspects, written by Christopher McQuarrie. Söze is an underworld kingpin whose ruthlessness and influence have a legendary, even mythical status among law enforcement agents and criminals alike. The character has become a common cultural reference point due to his role in the film's famous twist ending."


Kapunua could'a probably told you all of that.


Here's the rest of it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/
wiki/Keyser_Soze

Fimble Star said...

so shadow. are you in the dark

JocelynHolly said...

Amyranth,
AMAZING SONG!!

Rise Against = Love

Anonymous said...

Definitely, Homer Barron back to seek his revenge on Ms. Emily....

LOL,

A Rose of Emily...

MissTottenham said...

Paperheart, 5 meters should do it. As long as he holds still.

capture this void said...

...Now i'm just confused?

JocelynHolly said...

Where are my manners?!

HEY KATHERINE!! *HUG*

Thanks guys, I will google 'Keyser Soze..'

Funny thing is, somehow, my sisters "A Walk to Remember" DVD got switched with her friends "The Usual Suspects" DVD a few years ago, I never watched it, maybe I should!

Anonymous said...

I find this more interesting. It makes more sense with Mayo's twisted posts.

Mayo IS Keyser Soze


Since the release of the film, the name Keyser Söze has taken on a life of its own. It has two popular uses in Western culture: the first is as a description of a legend, usually of underworld crime, which is a result of the character's Satanic presence in The Usual Suspects.

The second use of the name in popular culture is to one who has fooled many as to his or her true identity and agenda. This use of the name is owed to the film's legendary twist, which is widely considered one of the greatest surprise endings in film history.

On his 1999 review of Fight Club, film critic Roger Ebert commented, "A lot of recent films seem unsatisfied unless they can add final scenes that redefine the reality of everything that has gone before; call it the Keyser Söze syndrome.




Again, taken from Wiki.

capture this void said...

Keyser Soze has a blogspot account too? LOL.

Now i'm REALLY confused.

Anonymous said...

You should watch it paperheartxx.

Usual Suspects, is one of the best movies of our time.

Truly worth the time to watch.

A Rose for Emily...

JocelynHolly said...

Miss Tottenham, I will sing Eloise a song to hold still.

Merry had a little Lamb
Little Lamb..


Oops! I don't think Eloise likes lambs!
Hmmm...

Twinkle Twinkle Litle Star

Wait, how about some MCR?

Well, when you go
Don't ever think I'll make you try to stay
And maybe when you get back
I'll be off to find another way..


THERE, that's how you calm a hippo everyone!

katherine dreier said...

Just what I thought! *winks*

Zombie much?

JocelynHolly said...

I think I will watch it later on Emily.

=]

Anonymous said...

Mustard, that actually does make alot of sense.

Smoke said...

WTF? Hello everyone, and Emily/Rose/Anon/Shadow lurker person.

I'm lost.

Only got one thing to say right now, then I'm off again.

The American Music Awards........














SUCKS!!!!

Who told these people they can sing?

Anyhooo, I'll talk to you guys tomorrow.

XOXO,
Princess S&V20

JocelynHolly said...

How are you tonight Katherine? =]

MissTottenham said...

Hello mustard, amyranth, TJ and katherine and any others newcomers I have missed.


Of course you FS.

JocelynHolly said...

Hello and Goodbye Smoke & Venom!! *HUG*

Anonymous said...

Take care smoke. Miss T, how are you doing? I don't think I asked before.

Amyranth said...

Paperheart - I've only seen them twice this year, and at the last show Tim played that song live.

I cried. I really did. So good. I want it played at my wedding.

Hiya MissT! (Misty?)

-A

Fimble Star said...

hello my wonderful utterly butterly wag hehehe

Anonymous said...

CTV:

Has an account? What?


Mayo is admitting to us that he is someone who we have no way of identifying. He is Keyser Soze, someone who is from a fictional 1995 movie.

He sees himself as this dude.

I'm just as confused.

Amyranth said...

MIB - True Identity doesn't bother me. It's the agenda.

Agendas scare me. I can't even walk into a Staples without shaking.

-A

katherine dreier said...

Big hug right back at you Paperheartxx!!!

Amyranth said...

Mustard - DM.

-A

JocelynHolly said...

Amyranth,
I truly am jealous. If I saw them do 'Swing Life Away' live, I'd cry as well.

Wow. This Keyser Soze thing is very confusing..

capture this void said...

I just googled Keyser Soze and a blogspot account popped up. Someone with that name. Nothing relevant to this, I believe. Still, what a coincidence that was.

MissTottenham said...

Hi BC, I'm good. Been in a world of my own most of this evening.

I'm in a daft mood.

How are you? Is that flu gone yet?


Amyranth, you can call me msity anytime sweetheart.







Baked potato changed my life
baked potato showed me the way
If you want to know what is wrong from right
You must listen to what potato say
Do be good, don't be bad
Thank you baked potato
Do be happy, don't be sad
Thank you baked potato
And if you want to have a better day
you must listen to what the baked potato say
Do be early, don't be late
Thank you baked potato
Always eat what's on your plate
Thank you baked potato
And if you want to have a better day
you must listen to what the baked potato say
B A K E D P O T A T O
Baked potato!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello to all my friend s who have returned and goodbye to all those who had to leave. I was pulled away from my computer so now I'm confused.

toujours said...

*waves to miss t from couch*

Amyranth said...

Keyser Soze on Blogspot isn't the same reference.

It's a blog for downloading CD'S, nothing to do with Mayo.

-A

Amyranth said...

Paperheart - We saw them back in March, and they did Dancing for Rain and my bf almost shit himself.

So I guess it was my turn to have a moment. :)

Have you seen the video for Ready to Fall? Tough Stuff man.

-A

Anonymous said...

Mustard, I went to take a peek at Wiki a few minutes ago and there is part of the biography of the Usual Suspects that said that Keysey is the organized crime's answer to the Bogeyman. Does that help? We have no way to identify Mayo because he has barely left us any clues in order to figure out who he is, but, take a look at the previous blog and look at the last paragraph.

MissTottenham said...

FS, the wag is here.



*waves back coyly to roger*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So this whole Keyser Soze thing could be really big or it could be do to the fact that right before Mayo posted someone mention the Usual Suspects and we were talking about the fact that none of this was real. We were something SD10 made up in here and that you were all my dream.

Fimble Star said...

it has dd on the front page and thats wat is talked about in here
could that be any link

sister midnite said...

Amyranth, I get it. But it's too open to interpretation.

Don't we all, to some extent, play someone we're not?

So if anyone is still trying to figure out Mayo's identity, don't bother. You'll make yourself crazy trying. ^_~

He's a blogger, like all of us.
And he/she's nice enough to let us gather in his/her house. Who cares who he/she is?

::pretending not to see giant hippo::

Things to do, be back later! ^_^
- Sis Midnite / Nik @ Nite

Anonymous said...

The flu is almost gone Miss T. I have been in a rather silly mood today for some reason.

Fimble Star said...

whoop whoop wag love ya hehehehe

Amyranth said...

I'm starting to think Mayo doesn't post about himself.

He posts about what we talk about, and we're so confused with the way he writes it sends us spinning.

-A

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I guess the identity doesn't matter. I swear I almost keep misspelling that damn word identity alot :O

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello sister M how are you?

Amyranth said...
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Anonymous said...

He almost never does Amy. Maybe he is afraid that people will judge him if he creates posts about himself? He is a complex individual, but I must say he is not a rather boring one.

Fimble Star said...

amy i agree.

MissTottenham said...

Love ya too FS


*giggles*

capture this void said...

I just find myself not caring anymore. Is that strange? It'd be nice to know, but really. I'm just "meh" about it.

This person knows how to hold someones attention. I'd like to see more.

Anonymous said...

BC and everyone:

He took on all of the identities we gave him.

Every last one.

He's "Mayo."

No one else.

Mayo's intentions?

It's scary to me not knowing.

capture this void said...

"I am whoever you want me to be".

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So now what?

capture this void said...

I..don't know =|

Now what happens?

Amyranth said...

In the final scenes of the movie, it is suggested that Verbal's story is an elaborate concoction, made up of strung-together details culled from a crowded bulletin board in the office where the interrogation took place.

For those of you at home, Verbal is Keyser. Keyser is the ghost gang leader that everyone wants dead, but nobody has ever seen before.

....

-A

toujours said...

*blows kiss to miss t*

Hamster Eyes
(to the tune of "Edelweiss")

Hamster eyes, hamster eyes
Look at me without blinking
Soft and round, not a sound
Tell me what your are thinking
Furry gold hamster with bat-like wings
Bat-like wings for flying
Hamster eyes, hamster eyes
Into you I am sinking.

Fimble Star said...

just googled Keyser Söze and this came up.

WASHINGTON, DC - International terrorist and underworld Kingpin Keyser Söze is believed to be working with terrorist groups in Iran and Iraq, U.S. officials announced today.

maybe mayo is telling us where he is

MissTottenham said...

CtV said:

I just find myself not caring anymore. Is that strange? It'd be nice to know, but really. I'm just "meh" about it.


Me too.




TJ, nice song. Bravo. I'm all emotional.

Fimble Star said...

i thought Keyser Söze was a character not a real person. i am confused

Anonymous said...

Mustard, yeah it's true. It appears to me that he is trying to live up to everyone's expectations of him, but not of his own. As for his intentions, I can only guess.
But it does seem that he wants to take on any appearance, fully aware that in doing so, no one can discover his true identity.

Anonymous said...

How fitting.


He's a mastermind.

A mastermind of mindfuck, he is.

Dude? WTF?

Anonymous said...

But either way, I don't want to overanalyze this anymore. My brain will hurt :)

Anonymous said...

Ah, the proverbial "Hmmmm..."

capture this void said...

Suddenly we all go quiet.

Anonymous said...

I can say this: Mayonaise is a sneaky and conniving little bastard

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Or he was just trying to be one of us with that ps about Keyser Soze and we are the ones who are making it out to be more than what it is. He sees what we are talking about and gives a poem and a PS based on both and we go crazy thinking there is a deeper meaning when there is none

MissTottenham said...

I've never seen the film and never heard the name before.


For all I knew Keyser Soze could have been a type of tropical fish.

Sounds like it.

Anonymous said...

Mayo is nobody and somebody at the same time.


My brain cannot process that.


Does Keyser Soze die at the end? Or does he go crazy or something? What's the end of the story with this fella?

Fimble Star said...

hahahaha miss t you never seem to surprise me. your on the ball tonight.

capture this void said...

Cannot wait to see what he has to say about this, lolz. That'd be something you can't miss.

Anonymous said...

Too true Martha.

MissTottenham said...

Thanks FS ha!

Anonymous said...

Mayo is a man of mystery, much like Keyser Soze...

Perhaps, that is the point to his confusing statement.

Or maybe, he wants us to believe that we truly don't know who he is and we will never know because of the low cloud cover he wants to maintain.

He is an enigma to us all, he is not one thing but rather a plethora of things that can never be determined or understood.

P.S. Here's another famous quote that I love so dear.

--"He can appear as mist, as vapor, as fog, and vanish at will.." How fitting! LOL

A Rose for Emily...

katherine dreier said...

Hmmmm...Mayo, International Man of Mystery...I prefer it that way, more fun!

Anonymous said...

Good possibility Emily.
He can be alot of things, and I think he's proven that by saying, "I am whoever you want me to be."

Anonymous said...

And the room is silent once again

Anonymous said...

What's going on?
I left to watch Duran Duran on those silly music awards and now I'm confused!

Anonymous said...

Fucking 1984 if you ask me.


Shit like this creeps me out.

People not having identities. Assuming those of others. Government taking away your most valued possesion - your self.


Does not float my fucking boat!

MissTottenham said...

Mayo = keeper of other blogs

Mayo = betrayer of "friends"

Mayo = writer of crap poetry

Mayo = boring !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That sounds like paranoia to me Mustard. Does Mayo really think that people are out to get him? I always get that impression.

toujours said...

now i'm addicted...

Old Noah was mucking the Ark out one day
when he heard a great shriek from the neighboring stall.
Said he to poor Ham, who was hugging his loins,
"Ah, the hedgehog, my boy, can't be buggered at all."

Chorus (repeat after each verse):
Roll them all over and turn them around,
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The sheep is a classic, as well you may find,
the llama's all right if he isn't too tall,
the donkey's a danger for standing behind,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The squirrel requires the climbing of trees,
which puts you at risk of a slip and a fall.
The dog's man's best friend if you don't mind the fleas,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.


You can do it with a frog in a puddle or pool,
though you might catch a cold in your whatchamacall-
it, or with a giraffe if you stand on a stool,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The bonobo monkey --
Will someone please tell the Librarian I'm not talking about him?
He's in the last verse. -- Thank you!
The bonobo monkey is willing to hump:
he'll do all his friends, both the large and the small,
and he'll do it to you if you show him your rump,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The humans are out, if you value your life:
it's incest, my son, since we're relatives all...
unless you'd make love to your very own wife!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

I don't recommend that you tackle the skunk.
I did once myself, I'm ashamed to recall;
I must have been EXtr'ordinARily drunk!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger a whale if you're willing to swim
or an ORanguTANG if you hang from a limb;
or make time with a snail if you slow... to... a... crawl...,
... but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

MissTottenham said...

Roger, I love that.

Where is it from, it rings a distant bell. Maybe that is my tinnitus ha!

Anonymous said...

Squeak squeak, where did you find that?

toujours said...

just sayin.

katherine dreier said...

Miss T @ 3.24

Very true, I just don't take a dude without a true identity seriously.

All the people here seem more relevant to me.

toujours said...

have you ever heard of filk songs? ;)

MissTottenham said...

Katherine, hello other sane person here. can I shake your hand.


Of all the people I talk to on this blog, mayo is the most boring of the lot. No personality or what.

And enough with the shitty poems.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm.

anonymous said...
Definitely, Homer Barron back to seek his revenge on Ms. Emily....

LOL,

A Rose of Emily...

Anonymous said...

I haven't squeak squeak. I should bow my head in shame lol
katherine, I couldn't agree with you more.
How is one supposed to be taken seriously if he cannot even figure his own identity? He is allowing too much stress on himself by trying to live up to others' expectations. There is nothing wrong with being yourself.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

From now on I'm going to try and treat Mayo like he is one of us. Just another blogger.

I will bring this up. A good while back an anon post a comment saying why don't you just listen to him instead of thinking he is some evil master mind. I think that was good advice. So I'm taking it.

MissTottenham said...

never heard TJ, soz.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree MJ.

Anonymous said...

Miss T, I agree. He doesn't allow his personality to shine through, only by writing boring poems and being cryptic, he probably thinks those are better than just letting himself shine. I suppose maybe he is insecure about the way he may present himself to us?

toujours said...

bc, no need to hang your head in shame. they are usually found in the environs of sci-fi conventions. not for the faint of heart. ^.^

Original Punk J said...

Hey kids!

Never the dull moment around here, eh?

But, in our honest opinion...

And we all know about THAT...

Shadow is just that. A shadow. Nobody. Another mind-fucker. Could be wrong, but we're thinking that maybe yesterday Mayo was reading all our stuff about us being Mayo, and then the talk about "The Usual Suspects", and he just rolled it all into that one PS.

Mayo DOES have a sense of humor sometimes.

Remember, sometimes a duck is just a duck.

J and L

Anonymous said...

Listening would be great, if only he would discontinue with the cryptic bullshit. That is all I am asking. Mayo, just be yourself, your real self, and stop putting up fronts already.

katherine dreier said...

Miss T, *shakes hand back*

Mayo, please no more poems, or too much cryptic prose. Remember you reflect us. Humanize yourself a wee bit. It will not blow your cover if you wish to keep it.

Anonymous said...

That's too bad squak squeak because I never been to a sci-fi convention but I wanted to go to the Comic Con one because Joss Whedon and one of my favorite authors was there :(
There's always next year though

toujours said...

more, miss t.

In the back of your refrigerator something lies in wait
In a Tupperware container that's been sealed since '68.
So remember what your mother said when you were only two:
She said little fuzzy vegetables are bad for you.
She said little fuzzy vegetables,
Little furry vegetables,
Little fuzzy vegetables are bad for you.

Now this rule has its exceptions, like most truths that parents teach:
Though it's vegetable and fuzzy, you can dare to eat a peach.
But extending the exception can be dangerous to do
Because green and fuzzy meat is also bad for you!
Yes, green and fuzzy me-e-eat,
Green and furry me-e-eat,
Green and fuzzy meat is also bad for you.

There are even more exceptions, as the Fates sometimes arrange,
And there's one that in particular you may consider strange:
In case of wound or fever you may find it to be true
That a little fuzzy bread can be good for you!
Yes, a little fuzzy bre-e-ead,
A little furry bre-e-ead,
A little fuzzy bread can be good for you!

Anonymous said...

Ooops, I mean squeak squeak lol

MissTottenham said...

Yes BC, the cryptic stuff is dull.

The poems are dull.

The dude is dull.

Mayo, stop knicking our stories and tell us one of your own.

Sorry peeps but after the "other place" fiasco, I can't take to the guy.

He rubbed me up the wrong way, I won't forgive him that quickly.

I'm only here for you guys, I don't care about his feelings. I don't care what is going on in his life. I don't care about his stupid games.

I care about you guys.

But hey, my opinion doesn't matter to him either so that's cool.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't see why he just can't be straight forward we all seem to like those post. Last two even though the reason behind them weren't good I loved how straight forward they were.

toujours said...

they can be a lot of fun, bc.

Anonymous said...

The weird thing is, that reminds me of Pandora's Box.

Anonymous said...

Okay, you guys have fun with getting something real out of the dude. :)


I'm hitting the sack.

Mondays suck and I must prepare.

See ya'll around!

Anonymous said...

Aww well, we care so much about you as well Miss T. I agree, the cryptic and boring poems need to stop. No one will take Mayo seriously if he keeps hiding behind that shit.

I absolutely agree Martha. Although the last two posts weren't chipper or anything, at least they were straightforward. I admire that quality alot.

Anonymous said...

GODDAMNIT!!!!!! YOu guys gave away the ending of one of the best, if not the best movies ever made.

GOD! WTF!

Unbelievable.

>_>

Anonymous said...

night night mustard!

MissTottenham said...

TJ, I think I'm the only one here who is truly appreciating your songs.






Hi OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I kiss your ass, I mean cheeks again.

Maybe I could kiss your ring. No, not that one hahaha!



How are you today?

Anonymous said...

Hi again, I am the cheese/oranges/unicorn anon.Why do you think I'm Tink? She mentioned cocoa? *goes and checks her blog*

Anonymous said...

Oh, I forgot to mention ILIKEBOOBS, as someone asked. I also enjoy Muppets.

Anonymous said...

Hello again Orange Anon. How are you? :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello to the OPs to Kapu and goodnight to mib. Tj I loved the fuzzy song.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes people identify strongly with characters from stories or songs and stuff.

This isn't the first time he/she has been cryptic. I'm used to it by now. But, I totally understand the frustration.

It is what it is.

Anonymous said...

GOD!! I can't even tell you how exasperating it is when people give away the ending of The Usual Suspects. Well, any good movie, but particularly that one.

DO NOT READ THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE ON THE MOVIE. DO NOT READ ANYTHING ON THE MOVIE. JUST WATCH IT.

Damn, those of you who told the ending? Man, you should delete your posts. That's so harsh.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous said...

Oh, I forgot to mention ILIKEBOOBS, as someone asked. I also enjoy Muppets.

November 19, 2007 3:50 AM

That would be me ILIKEBOOBS. Hello

Original Punk J said...

Miss T!

Come on, girlie, kiss our cheeks! Anything else you wanna kiss? ;)

We be good today. Tired, but good.

Hell, we're always good.

Seriously, we visited (lots of) L's family today.

J

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight mustard, sweet dreams.


Anon, can I call you cheesy orange?

katherine dreier said...

anon @ 3.50

Who is your favorite Muppet? I always saw Mayo as Ernie in a Grouch suit.

toujours said...

miss t, i just wanted to give a little something back. :)

glad you liked them, martha.

here's the trivia: the hamster song was written by my ex.

Anonymous said...

OP's!
HI!
I started doing the family dinner thing last night. We started seeing the people we're not seeing on Thanksgiving. Good times.

JocelynHolly said...

Sorry for my disappearance earlier guys. My sister kicked me off. She is now in the shower, so I have about 15 minutes on here now.

HEY EVERYONE!! *HUG*

ergoproxy said...

hello again everyone!

Anonymous said...

Orange Anon, which is your favorite muppet?

Amyranth said...

Kapunua said...

GODDAMNIT!!!!!! YOu guys gave away the ending of one of the best, if not the best movies ever made.

GOD! WTF!

Unbelievable.

>_>

Date go well?

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Kapu I haven't seen the movie but I already knew how it ended. A tv program talked about it and gave away the ending.

MissTottenham said...

I'll kiss anything you've got J.

Did you have a nice time with the rellies (that's what the aussies call em)?

Anonymous said...

hello hello paperheart, ergo. How are you guys? So paperheart, are you going to get kicked out of the computer again in 15 mins? ;D

Anonymous said...

*Psst* "Over here, behind the dumpster in the alleyway."

Hey guys, I couldn't resist a quick peek in here while my hamburger cooked, and I need clear up a couple of things because I felt bad that my words were misunderstood.
1.)The OP's are right I am nobody. I'm no one of any importance, anyway. Just a really really good lurker.
2.)I am not messing with you guys and I apologize if I lead anyone to believe any different or to think I was one of the main players here in disguise.
3.)But full time lurking does have rewards...I want to share, but I'm concerned about the publicness of this blog...I don't want the source to go into hiding before I figure out a couple more things. But I can offer a tip, take the time to listen. Find a cozy spot in a secluded corner and listen.
I may return an hour from now, hungry mouths are waiting for me.

~A dark clad figure seemingly vanishes into thin air~

The Shadow (nobody special, just lurker in the corner...)

P.S.
I am not Frank or Mikey or Mayo or anyone I was confused for. And again, I am sorry for the confusion. I knew I should have shut up after the Tink commment.....

JocelynHolly said...

Yes I am BC. =[
This isn't the pregnant sister though, this is the mean university sister. So I guess she needs homework done?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Ph and ep how are you guys?

ergoproxy said...

wow lotsa anons!

and The Shadow - ooooh
hahaha

I like the muppets too- the Swedish chef and Rolf and Beaker are my favourites

Anonymous said...

Hey paperheartxx, Ergoproxy.

Is Cookie Monster technically a Muppet, or a Sesame Street character, because he is my favorite of all time!

Original Punk J said...

Martha! Hello! How you be?

HANDMAIDEN STAR!!! Oh I'm so glad to see you again! L and I just went for the day, we just happened to see a lot of her people. No pre-Thanksgiving bash.

Kapunua! L wants to know if you've seen the original "Italian Job", and if so, what did you think of the ending? And I would like to know if you've seen "Sordid Lives".

J

Anonymous said...

My favorite muppet(s)are the Honkers. I like oranges

JocelynHolly said...

*slides behind dumpster with 'Shadow', or Anonymous as named earlier*

HEY THERE!
Well, dear. I'd like to hear what you have to say! My email is posted on my profile.. ;)

And you missed the group hug earlier, you little hooligan. *HUG*

MissTottenham said...

hello again paperheart and ergo.


anon, enjoy your meal. I knew that was you behind that dustbin.

Give me my knickers back.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for clearing that up Shadow. paperheart, maybe she does need homework done?

JocelynHolly said...

Bonjour Martha and Star!

Also, hello ILIKEBOOBS, OP's, Ergoproxy, Miss Tottenham, Amyranth, Toujours, Katherine, and Kapunua!

If I missed someone, I am sorry!

*HUG* for all!!!
xox

Anonymous said...

Of course you do Orange Anon. I suppose you like anything resembling an orange don't you? :)

Anonymous said...

OPs, I've never seen either of them.

Okay, so you've all got that my biggest pet peeve is peopel spoiling the ends of movies/games/whatever.

But come on. Come on. The Usual Suspects, people. The ending of that movie--the best ever made--just got ruined for pretty much everyone here and over what? Who the hell some mystery blogger is.

NOT WORTH IT.

Besides, if you insist on reading way too much into that P.S., which I think this time some people are, you'd still be reading it the wrong way. Believe me, I've seen the movie like a thousand times, there's a whole hell of a lot more to it than that.

Gah, I can't even talk about it!

JocelynHolly said...

She probably does BC,
She could've done it last night BUUUUUUUT no. She decided to go get drunk with her friends. Tsk Tsk.

I finished my homework on Friday!:P

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