Friday, October 5, 2007

It is in the bend that we find the blight.

I have to hand it to you...I never thought you would distinguish bright lights from burning bridges. But, here we are...so settle in. I know that I have, and I am more than happy to help you find a comfortable chair.

Be aware, there may be a short wait for conveyance...but in time, that will all make sense. So as I said, I am glad that you have found your surroundings to be adequate. I am glad that everyone has arrived.

Sanctioned by the devout, divine, and deliberate. But for what...today, I have no fucking clue.

p.s. interruption...post and repost, nothing new to spew.

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ergoproxy said...

No dirty place names near me but we do have a Duff Ck and every time we cross the bridge we go "D'oh" ( ahh it never gets old)

Anonymous said...

Talking about low fat spreads, I think the high fat spread that EVERYONE talks to everyday, needs to come out and join us.

So I'm taking may gloves off and throwing them down on the floor MAYO.

BE A MAN! I DARE YOU TO COME OUT AND POST HERE. SHITSUBOU HAS MORE INTEGRITY EVEN IN HIS TOE NAIL CLIPPINGS, THAN YOU EVER HAD! STOP LEADING EVERYONE ON WITH YOUR CRYPTIC MUMBO JUMBO. FACE THEM, EVEN IF YOU NEED TO TELL THEM TO STFU.
SHOW US SOME GUTS, NOT THE SHRIVELED PEANUTS YOU MISTAKE AS BALLS IN YOUR PANTS!

Anonymous said...

What great guys TBS really are.
Really saddened me that Fred left
maybe perhaps thats why Frank seemed a little down according to peoples accounts.

Both bands are like brothers

Anonymous said...

Gotta go...
Preparing for that most awful of days, Monday...
"Smell you later"?

Anonymous said...

Bye bye Anon51. Can you guys please not mention any dirty city names? I can't control my laughter! :)

Magic Pie said...

dunno if this is from the first or second Mexico show but Gerard IS wearing his ring.

http://www.buzznet.com/tags/gerardway/photos/gerard-way/?id=24539621

Anonymous said...

Bumfuck in Egypt? Is that for real?

Thats as bad as Sukkondat in Vietnam.

resurrected wreck said...

Heads up, new Mayo blog...

Anonymous said...

i just watched this video on youtube from the mexico concert, now i know why bob wasn't at the meet and greet in mexico he was drunk at the concert the night before. watch gerard at the end of the video saying he needs much more violence from the crowd. what an asshole. the link is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYH62ESL9vw

Anonymous said...

anon 51 said:
"Bumfuck, Egypt"

DO NOT tell me that is a real place!

You gotta be kidding me. I always thought that was just a saying. Is it a real city in Egypt? Or are you just being funny as usual?

Anonymous said...

A drive through Pennsylvania Dutch country will take you through the town of Bird In Hand followed by Intercourse and then Paradise!

Anonymous said...

October 6, 2007 3:54 PM:

Anonymous said...
Gerard doesn't want it to be all about the music.

If he did, then he wouldn't be telling guys to take their shirts off, he wouldn't be making out with Frank, he wouldn't be stuffing his hands down his pants, and he wouldn't be writing that crap on himself.

Don't blame the fans for getting distracted. This is his own damn fault. This is what he wants.

-FT

Dude; Gerard has ALWAYS done that shit. wtf are you talking about? You guys seriously need to stop making blind statements.

Anonymous said...

Why does everyone keep saying that Gerard looks scary in the Monterrey pictures? He looks fine. He looks the way he always looks. You people are starting to hallucinate, not for nothing. Take a break, go outside, get away from your computers for awhile. Seriously, it'll do you a world of good.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
i just watched this video on youtube from the mexico concert, now i know why bob wasn't at the meet and greet in mexico he was drunk at the concert the night before. watch gerard at the end of the video saying he needs much more violence from the crowd. what an asshole. the link is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYH62ESL9vw

October 7, 2007 7:32 PM

Awwwww the vid is gone; what a surprise.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Dear Mayo,
I want to share a little story with you about a man that I believe you can relate to. At first he was, sweet, charming and loved meeting with his fans. One day he returned home for a gig in his hometown and a record signing at a local music store. Many fans had gathered from the very early morning hours and stood in the sweltering August sunshine for hours awaiting his arrival. When his limo arrived, he dashed out and quickly entered the store without even a glance or wave at the group fans standing there. The doors were opened and the signing began, but after only ten minutes, his manager informed the rest of the anxious fans that there would be no more autographs because he had a sound check to get to, therefore he would only shake hands. Oh, and of course, no picture taking was allowed. As the many remaining fans entered the dimly lit store, they were greeted by the sight of a very bored man arrogantly leaning against a table hiding behind his sunglasses. He barely spoke except for the occasional, “Hey,” and it was obvious he wasn’t listening to what was being said to him. His body language screamed that he just wanted to leave and not deal with the people who were there. Many of the fans that day walked away disappointed. Anything sound familiar to you in this tale of what not to do?

Gee, that's funny; because my signing experience with Gerard only two short weeks ago was NOTHING like that. Every single one of the 200 fans who waited outside for hours got not only a handshake, but eye contact and an actual conversation. Quite a few of us met him with no shades on at all. He never sounded bored, and he said a hell of a lot more than "Hey." He thanked us all by name, commented on our gifts to him and answered all our questions. He didn't drive off in a limo, but a simple SUV, and he yelled goodbye to us all as he left.

Yeah, so um: what exactly was supposed to sound so familiar to Gerard in that tale again?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but...what is the big deal about these pictures "leaking?" They're just fan photos. Why are they so top secret?

Anonymous said...

Mayo will never comment in here!

Look what happened when SS tried to do that. FFS nobody even believed it was him and he was using his LOGGED IN NAME! As if that wasn't enough, to try and stop the fighting and remove any doubt, he then changed his Latin blog heading to reflect
the comment he had left here. Still ppl were arguing. The guy can't win, he doesn't need the hassle.

Congratulations, you probably scared him off. I bet he won't comment to us again.

Anonymous said...

I love this.
It's such a waste of time.
And energy.
I love to procrastinate though.
The internet can't possibly be real.

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