Sunday, October 21, 2007

I need to borrow this I don't have much time.




10:57pm








Tell me about a memorable dinner you have had? No...on second thought, I don't want to hear about the entire meal...just describe the appetizer. I will imagine the rest. It is more fun that way.


p.s. no insights today just retort a fucking headache and my only defense to make amends with future earnest offerings.

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resurrected wreck said...

I don't usually order appetizers, so I can't help you there.

capture this void said...

"I need to borrow this I don't have much time."?


10:57pm?

What? I am so bloody confused right now.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

CTV I'm with you there.

toujours said...

well, first -- if you've got one of those headaches, for gods' sake stay in a dark room, ok?

i had a pizza once in england that was like holy pizza: crunchy chunks of peppers and onions, and fat mushroom slices, and just the right amount of sauce. i had no idea i would have to go to the uk to find the perfect pizza.

now: cold compress

Anonymous said...

Are you wanting to know about our sex lives??? The appetizer is the foreplay?? PERV!

LOL!

ergoproxy said...

hmmmm

a small tart shell filled with caramelised onion, topped with semi dried tomatoes and then goats cheese,grilled and served with a small selection of seasonal greens and a sweet balsamic dressing

Anonymous said...

Good thing, 'cause I don't have it in me to analyze this shit to within an inch of it's life. You're bogging me down Mayo, but still, I keep coming back.

I've got chronic headaches, I sympathize.

resurrected wreck said...

I hadn't thought of it that way, anon. You may be on to something ;)

elena said...

Really thanks for the blog but if you have a headache stay off the damn computer. This shit can cause you to see double.

Anonymous said...

Yes, yes, yes, I do believe anon's got it.
I should have picked that up. I'm an English teacher. WOW!

resurrected wreck said...

In which case I'm a tart that skips straight onto the main course.

o_o

capture this void said...

Could 10:57 possibly be one of these?

-VM said...

This is the description of a moment. I do not believe it is intended to give us the ultimate insight as to what is or what is not their relationship. I would think that would take more than just a few sentences. I can't judge their happiness or lack of based on what I read here today.
It was just a moment.

-VM

October 18, 2007 10:57 PM


or

An Interested Party said...

Ok, string me up, I care not. This was TOO damn funny...

"and I am sure talking about breasts on a male's journal holds the most taste and class. "

I cannot, to save my own life, say that I have ever met a man who had issues with discussion of the breast.

From what I've heard, most women detest blowjobs, talk of them, critic of them... existance of them...

Just sayin'

(There, now someone will have a clear reason to dislike me. Best part...they're an anonymous.)

October 18, 2007 10:57 PM


Hm.
What do you think?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he feels we are getting to know all about his sex life....but not really. The appetizer has been told and we are just imagining the rest? Remember when he said he doesn't think it is fair to give so much of himself and get nothing back? Hmmmmmmmmm

Martha Smith-Jones said...
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anima said...

Hi everyone! I've missed you all weekend. I tried to catch up, but had to skip a lot.

Was the anon at the end of the other blog Mayo? Seems like the right timing.

So what the hell is this blog about?

ergoproxy said...

food is foreplay

Anonymous said...

Yes, yes, Capture, in the 2nd example
blowjob=appetizer

anima said...

Dessert is the best. ;)

Anonymous said...

It is in the moment, not the gutter.

capture this void said...

sdlflajksg
I thought we were over this whole sex lives thing.

Do you not have anything better to talk about?

Anonymous said...

anon, what exactly is in the gutter?

Anonymous said...

So anon? We should get our minds out of the gutter. Cut the cryptic, por favor.

sdock10 said...

Appetizers are sometimes better than the whole meal. The appetizer gets you ready.....the anticipation builds. OOOOOOOh, you can hardly wait. You can almost taste it. Your mouth waters......your belly growls. And then, disappointment. What the fuck? This is what I was so hungry for? Damnit, now I've lost my appetite.

Oh well, at least now you know. Lesson learned. And you will never order that shit again.


p.s. headaches are a motherfucker

Martha Smith-Jones said...

No comment

Anonymous said...

Maybe this isn't in regards to sex. Maybe it's a metaphor for something different.

Anonymous said...

p.s. no insights today just retort a fucking headache and my only defense to make amends with future earnest offerings.

He is giving us(the headache) nothing....no insights. He is just defending himself my making amends with us by making small talk?

What do you think?

Anonymous said...

Line Of The Night Award goes to ****drumroll***

Mustardisbetter!
who said...
Cut the cryptic, por favor.

ergoproxy said...

as long as we both have appetisers i'm happy

resurrected wreck said...

Location: 8:42pm

capture this void said...

Mayo's Location: 8:42pm

resurrected wreck said...

So I'm guessing it's not about sex this time.

Fimble Star said...

Anonymous said...
It is in the moment, not the gutter.

October 21, 2007 8:42 PM

Mayo?

ergoproxy said...

I just think he didn't want us to get to 2000 comments

anima said...

What are the future earnest offerings? 'tis confused, or I'm just to tired to figure it out.

Anonymous said...

Food and sex are two things I do quite well. However, when it comes to appetizers it's hard to decide which I like best. Pasta, bruschetta, even cheesecake all count for me.

Can't have sex on an empty stomach now, can we?

-Amyranth

ergoproxy said...

actually I would much rather discuss food.
It is an obcession of mine.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

No I believe it is but he wants the feelings that you had.

elena said...

I hate when the appetizer comes and you enjoy the whole thing but when your dinner arrives you don't want it. Your done. Of course you can always save the main course for tomorrows breakfast. Okay the whole visual I'm getting here is really something.

Fimble Star said...

ergoproxy. i think that to. i was wondering if it would reach 2000

Magic Pie said...

I think this is a mix of VM's comment and me talking about food in the last blog. lol

Well I guess I'd have to talk about my first date with my boyfriend. Our first ever appetizer together was Blooming Onions (fried onions). I remember looking across the table from him as our fingers touched the same blooming onion and I knew something special was about to happen.

....or you could be meaning something completely different than food.

Anonymous said...

This is probably not what you are looking for... but in lew of this past week's events in my life... and the inevitable reminiscing that those events have brought...

For my 30th birthday, the fella I was dating at the time, enlisted my brother and sis-in-law to help him pull off the greatest treasure hunt type birthday scam of all time.

I was supposed to have been having dinner at my brother's house. When I arrived, no one was home. But, stuck in the door was a single red rose with a note leading me to the next rose. From there, I was sent to different stores at the mall, each time there was a different little gift and another red rose and yet another note...

The last note led me to a very nice restaurant where I found my date waiting...

It was the nicest birthday I ever had...











I should've married that guy...

Anonymous said...

What's the moment Mayo? The one right before you devour that clam on the half shell? Come on! I know you're reading. Post another cryptic-ass comment and tell us what you want to tell us. We've been plenty open here all day. No reason for you to clam (Pun effin' intended) up on us now.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Maybe he was tired of the Dr. phil impersonation we were doing

Anonymous said...

I tried to add my signature to that, but I fucked up. Sorry...

Anonymous said...

I agree Elena. I went to dinner last night and ordered all appetizers. To me, they are always better than the meal.
Hah!
Now I want mozzarella, roasted peppers and sun dried tomatoes!

ergoproxy said...

oooh fresh grilled turkish bread with roasted garlic,
or italian stuffed squid tubes,
or salt and pepper calamari
or chinese duck parcels with
hoi sin sauce
or crumbed camenbert with cranberry sauce

and it MUST involve wine

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Mia are you doing better today.

Anonymous said...

Mia!

How are you feeling? I'm glad you took a day away from all of this, not because I didn't want to talk to you, but because it sounded as if you needed. I hope you're doing as well as can be expected.

Anonymous said...

I skip the appetizer at a nice sit-down meal. It takes away from the main course in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

So, our previous discussion made you a bit ........uncomfortable?

Have you ever been truly in the moment, or always looking to the future from the past?

Anonymous said...

My 'script for headaches:

A shot of vodka.


My friend who just passed would undoubtedly agree.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

I really can't give you much of the best appetizer that I've ever had because I know that somewhere out there...somewhere there has to be something better than stuffed mushrooms or hot wings.......please tell me there's more!

And, I'm always too scared to live in the moment and splurge on the appetizer.

Magic Pie said...

Nothing beats warm spinach/artichoke dip with long red tortilla chips or toasted pita bread. YUM.

elena said...

Oh Martha that's funny Dr Phil

Wait let me do that...


"So Mayo, how's that workin' for ya?"

Anonymous said...

How are you, Mia?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

HAHA elena. Are we talking sex or food. If its sex no comment, if its food I'm little better at that.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Mustard! How are you?

Thank you so much for greeting me! To tell you the truth, I have almost given up here... After all, I have my own life... and my own ghosts and devils to deal with...

Still, I had to peek in...

anima said...

Hi Mia, I read about your friend. I am so sorry. Are you doing okay?

-Anon30

capture this void said...

The huge gap between '10:57 PM' and the actual entry itself bothers the crap out of me.

I have no idea if it was intentional or not.

resurrected wreck said...

I hate when the appetizer comes and you enjoy the whole thing but when your dinner arrives you don't want it. Your done. Of course you can always save the main course for tomorrows breakfast. Okay the whole visual I'm getting here is really something.

I find if I have the appetizer, I don't have room for the main course.

I'm referring to food here. Eh... not sex.

Anonymous said...

Elena said...

I hate when the appetizer comes and you enjoy the whole thing but when your dinner arrives you don't want it. Your done. Of course you can always save the main course for tomorrows breakfast. Okay the whole visual I'm getting here is really something.

It doesn't help reading these things when you're already hungry!

I almost never order an appetizer anymore, far too often I can't eat both anyway. But this weekend we went to this place here in the City called Spolumbo's. Best deli I've EVER been too. Nothing better than the meatballs on a bun, and they aren't little ones either, easily as big as the palm of my hand...

Crap, now I want Spolumbo's.

-Amyranth/ should have waited until AFTER she ate.

Magic Pie said...

CTV, I almost thought that maybe he typed the thing in black lettering then I scrolled over the space and saw nothing.

Anonymous said...

Mayo:

I love you dearly (figuratively speaking of course;) but do you think that maybe next time you could use better punctuation? You're missing lots of commas and a period. It makes you sound rushed. Slow down and do what your English teacher taught you :)

capture this void said...

I did the exact same thing, Magic Pie.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness that last entry is over. I have a real problem with real person fiction and I always have. And no, I'm not talking about the Bert/Gerard spam in the comments (although: ick. Not the idea of the two of them, but just RPF in general.) Contrary to popular opinion I don't quite believe that this blog is being written by Gerard Way. And even if I did I would still classify that last entry as RPF, and that squicks me. (I'd considered that this was his/her answer to sdock's "give us a ghost story" request, but his/her "interests" being listed as sdock's reply kills off that otherwise cool idea. Ah well. Just when you thought it might have been a neat entry after all and you were about to maybe start singing, "What's It Feel Like To Do A Ghost...")

And like most RPF, for me, it's a matter of quality as much as content. That last entry? I swear I read better "erotica" when I was 13 and used to sneak into my Mom's library and turn to page, like, 224 in the romance novels. And usually Mayo, regardless of who s/he really is, is actually a halfway decent writer. It bugs me when halfway decent writers cheapen themselves, but on the other hand if Mayo is who many people suspect, then cheapening himself is actually quite in line with the rest of his recent behavior. But hey. Cheap is the new dignified, right? (A little Chuck Palahniuk snarky type humor to brighten up the day, yes?)

Hi, everyone. I missed (most of) you.

Hey, Mayo. Small talk and "in the moment" aren't doing it for me tonight either. I have a better idea, one you might like. You're slightly depraved no matter who you are, so you might be interested.

Secrets. Anyone want to play? Log in or post as anonymous? And tell your darkest one?

ergoproxy said...

Mia, nice to have you back.

I always have the appetiser rather than dessert.
and sometimes there is that flavour you want to be the last one on your tongue.
Bliss

Magic Pie said...

lol @ Mustard. The damn punctuation bothers me too! I have a degree in English and a diploma in Journalism, PLUS I am going to school this year to be a highschool English teacher so it PISSES the hell out of me when I see how badly he writes.

Anonymous said...

You're very welcome Mia. I know what you mean. I'm so over this blog stuff. I'm solely here to have people to talk to and to listen to others. That's my whole intent. You aren't alone in that. Just remember, if you do leave, we're thinking about you.

anima said...

Well, Mayo writes that she/he didn't "have much time." Why the rush Mayo?

elena said...

Mustard you must remember poor Mayo is in a hurry and doesn't have much time. We must forgive his punctuation errors. Oh, and his randomness.

Anonymous said...

Kapunua:

You have no idea how serious it has been around here without you. Welcome the fuck back.

capture this void said...

If he's still in the UK, it would be about 3 AM over there.

"I don't have much time" doesn't make a lot of sense then.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, mustard. ^_^ I actually stopped watching Transformers to see if there had been an update, and what do you know? My timing, she rules.

So what do you guys say? Secrets?

Anonymous said...

Slow down on the drugs . . .

Anonymous said...

Well, then that beckons the question: What does he need to borrow?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

I guess the most memorable appetizers I have ever had were meals that I shared with my sister. She is probably the only one in the whole world that could pull my strings and talk me into splurging on an appetizer. Why just the other day, we had stuffed mushrooms, fried ravioli, and some calimari...can you guess where we were? Ooooh. The Olive Garden. It was actually pretty damn tasty but what I enjoyed more was just being with her. It almost felt like we were all grown up.......almost.

Love to you,
S

p.s. excedrin migraine

elena said...

Capture This Void said...
If he's still in the UK, it would be about 3 AM over there.

"I don't have much time" doesn't make a lot of sense then.

Oh I don't know, maybe he's looking foreward to breakfast in bed.

anima said...

Kapuana, I am reading Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke." Interesting you mentioned him.

Secrets? I always love a good secret story.

Depicted in self destruction said...

so the meaning lies in the P.S ... right?

Magic Pie said...

...or maybe someone is tugging at his belt, all fragile-like.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'll go with secret even though I can't think of any. Very boring life

Anonymous said...

OK so 10:57.

" -VM said...

This is the description of a moment. I do not believe it is intended to give us the ultimate insight as to what is or what is not their relationship. I would think that would take more than just a few sentences. I can't judge their happiness or lack of based on what I read here today.
It was just a moment.

-VM

October 18, 2007 10:57 PM"


An Interested Party said...

Ok, string me up, I care not. This was TOO damn funny...

"and I am sure talking about breasts on a male's journal holds the most taste and class. "

I cannot, to save my own life, say that I have ever met a man who had issues with discussion of the breast.

From what I've heard, most women detest blowjobs, talk of them, critic of them... existance of them...

Just sayin'

(There, now someone will have a clear reason to dislike me. Best part...they're an anonymous.)

October 18, 2007 10:57 PM


dei gratia said...

Before I go!

Hey, Entropy, hope you well!

Happy Birthday Kapunua!

October 20, 2007 10:57 AM


mustardisbetter said...

Hey!

MissT:
Yep, I know what you're gonna ask ;) No such luck yet, but time...time will tell. I have to wait until Monday to get the broadband back. This disappoints me much.

October 20, 2007 10:57 AM"

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Breakfast in bed. Nice one

Anonymous said...

I like spilling secrets. Can they be anonymous?

Anonymous said...

Hello, Martha and Star!

Thank you so much, guys!

10 minutes and there are already like 70 comments...By the time I post my mine, there will probably be 200...

I have a lot of soul searching to do, y'know? My friend was alcoholic and indulged in other things... Some times, I wonder if I'm not far behind her...

You've got to realize - this girl and I were friends in high school in the early '70s. It was ON back then, OK? Shit, you can not even imagine some of the shit we did...

Anyways... Her memorial service was awesome! The pastor told the truth, didn't sugar-coat shit... He talked about the seeds that she had sowed... It wasn't pretty...

But then, with tears in his eyes, he said he was there the day that he saw her plant the seed of faith. It was so moving, so awesome, and it just brought me to my knees...

ergoproxy said...

magic pie!
hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

K!!! K!!! You're back! HIP HIP HURRAY!

elena said...

Magic pie you just made me fall out of my chair. Someones tugging on his belt all fragile like. Oh man, this is getting better all the time.

Magic Pie said...

YES! I'm glad I made you laugh! That's my main thrill in life ;)

Anonymous said...

I'll go with secrets.

I told my best friend's boyfriend in high school that she was a lesbian and had made out with a girl at a party, to break them up because he was stealing her time from me. The rumor got around and she was really upset. She never knew I started it. That was 10 years ago and I still feel like shit.

That's the worst thing I've ever done. HOnest!

Anonymous said...

Mayo makes me want to throw a shoe at my computer screen. Or better yet, chuck the computer, along with my shoes, off the balcony. The only way it could get better than that is if the computer hit some unknown person on the head.

See Mayo, you make me ill.


*I am not a violent person. Sometimes Mayo makes me want to be one though.*

anima said...

^Anon, that sounds like a real admission. I have really mixed emotions about what I want to say about it.

resurrected wreck said...

Secrets?

I'm secretly in love. Or was. Not quite sure if i am anymore, to be honest.

Anonymous said...

OK, Mayo... I'll play along...

I am the best when it comes to sex and food and sex...

I am what you call a "super taster" and I'm a very oral person...

butter - real butter...

garlic...






wine, preferably a reisling...




Give me Oysters Rockefeller, a good Reisling, candlelight, and some nice slow jazz (Gino Vanelli will do), and.............





I'm getting dizzy just thinkin' 'bout it!

elena said...

Mustard, calm down. Take a deep breath. There now isn't that better? Remember Mayo is really a rock star he just plays one on the Net.

ergoproxy said...

Oh Mia, that is lovely.
I don't think people need to be sugar coated, in life or in death.
It is the way they were that made them who they are.
It is a shame our choices sometimes affect our lives more than we can possibly know at the time.

I always remember a phrase
to live on in the hearts of those we leave behind is not to die
let her be the carefree teen she was, remember the good times, take heed from the bad, but never forget her.

Anonymous said...

*is calm*

Thank you Elena. I'm going to go now. And I'm going to lie down. I'll talk to you all tomorrow sometime.

Have a great night!


Mayo:
Do you need a toothpick?

anima said...

Ergo, thank you for saying what I cannot say. That was lovely.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Would you describe your best appetizer for us?

Anonymous said...

Ergo, that was lovely, and it struck a chord wiith me because I lost a really good friend recently, and that is the way I like to remember her.

Anonymous said...

Damn!


I can't keep up with all of you!

That's why I don't come here much anymore...

Anon @ 9:15 - I'm glad you feel like shit. Sorry, but - my friends are my family and...

Don't ever go against the family

anima said...

Goodnight Mustard. :)

-Anon30

Anonymous said...

Oh, Ergo...

Bless you!

Thank you so much!

elena said...

Secrets?

OH I've got one but I'm not gonna tell. No wait I could log in as Anon. No wait, that won't work cause I just said I was gonna do that. Well hell, I guess some things are better left unsaid.

Anonymous said...

I've been toasting my friend all weekend...



Mayo - I'm sure you wouldn't mind joining me, would you?

Anonymous said...

Mayo the voyeur.

I almost preferred you as a lubricant.

tisk, tisk

Anonymous said...

Has anybody here ever heard of Gino Vanelli?

Anonymous said...

Is anybody else confused? Or is it just me?

resurrected wreck said...

Fast Cars!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Star i'm always confused.

resurrected wreck said...

Er... make that "Black Cars"

:/

Anonymous said...

The comments have become more interesting than the entry. Hmm... I doubt I could even MP that one. (noticed self actually scowling)

At least this loads faster for the moment.

capture this void said...

Yes. I am confused as well.

Some are saying this is a metaphor. Others are saying this has nothing to do with sex.
And some others are saying it's all about sex.

Eh.

elena said...

Night Mustard. Dream of appetizers. No wait that might lead to nightmares.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Mia
I just wanna stop, and tell you how I feel about you, baby!

Anonymous said...

I'd much rather listen to music that is less "cryptic"...

Y'know, if you're really wanting to send a message, why be cryptic?
























I may be a tad bit tipsy...

ergoproxy said...

Mia, you are welcome.
I have heard of him, my brother is a jazz muso.
(named his son Miles, guess his favourite performer !)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Night elena hello aip.

ergoproxy said...

*ok feeling shy now*
I just posted 2 new poems, if anyone wants to read them.

Anonymous said...

Mayo, you dirty dirty boy...


...I like it

Anonymous said...

*raises hand and goes to read poetry*

Hi there, MarthaJones. Doing well?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

where did everyone go.

Anonymous said...

Good for you, Star!

Yes, Gino did those songs!

But, also, from that same album were some great songs that didn't make it to radio play.

If you ever get a chance to listen to Brother to Brother (the song) I hope you will hear the sheer emotion in that song... and People I Belong To... All are on the Brother to Brother album - which, incidently, won the Grammy that year for Best Album. Awesome singer, awesome players! Still one of my all-time favorites!

And my friend introduced me to Gino Vanelli during his "Powerful People" album (Gotta Move).


HaHa! No one is gonna know what the hell I'm talking about! Except maybe Gerard's mom!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'm doing fine a bit confused by fine never the less how about you.

resurrected wreck said...

Well, I'm heading to bed. Gotta be up at 6am for work *grimace*

Have a good night, everyone :)

Anonymous said...

Hey, Mayo... Get your mom on blogger so I can have someone to talk to, will ya?

capture this void said...

Take care, RW.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight rw

resurrected wreck said...

You too, CTV

resurrected wreck said...

Bye, mj.

Anonymous said...

Sweet dreams, rw!

sister midnite said...

Mayo, this isn't like you. Has the headache sapped your brain power? Here's some Advil, take two and visit us in the morning.

It's already been pointed out that this post could relate to either food or sex, both of which most of us rather enjoy. Not sure why anyone would want the details, though.

*sigh* Just when we had a decent discussion going on the other blog, a new post comes up. Oh, how Mayo of him.

IF YOU WANT US TO DISCUSS YOU INSTEAD, JUST FUCKING SAY SO, would you???

Okay, now for secrets.
Here's one that everyone might like, that sums everything up:






Mayo's blog causes such a fucking headache that I want to eat every appetizer in sight, and then I feel soooooo satisfied that my nips get hard enough to cut glass.

Crude? A little bit. But it involves headaches, food, sex, and Mayo, does it not?

Speaking of food, I should go find some. See y'all later! :D

resurrected wreck said...

Bye, star!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Secrets didn't works so how about why you think he asked this question. Thank you to the anon who reviled

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Later sis midnite

Smoke said...

Well, hmmmm. Mayo, I know you were just waiting on my reply. As far as the best appetizer, well, let's see. Okay, I was at this party once, and they started passing around a plate of..........oh, wait. Nevermind. That might have been considered just a party favor. Everyone else seems to have taken this to a sexual level here, and well, I usually like to start off as the appetizer. Muwahahah!

But, just in case you are actually talking about food, we NASCAR fans like some damn hot wings and Bud Light. Woohoo! Yeehaw!

Anonymous said...

Wonder if Mayo suspected I was 3-sheets-in-the-wind when I met him in Charlotte?





Like my breath didn't give it away...




Really pissed me off they let him smoke in the arena but threatened to throw my ass out!



Harrumph!

resurrected wreck said...

Spin, spin, sugar. Are you hanging around, anon?

Are you happy now we're all back together?

And now, I really am off.

Ta-ta!

ergoproxy said...

you know mia, it's one rule for "celebs" and one for everyone else.

hehehe

I'm off to grab some lunch

Anonymous said...

Hello, Smoke&Venom!

That reminds me...

I thought I'd piss myself the first time I viewed your page! For Interests, it had listed: MCR and Nascar.

Stellar!

Smoke said...

Hi Mia!

Not a likely combination is it?

My Chem, Nascar, Diamonds and Tiaras

And don't forget the grits sandwiches!

Anonymous said...

I know, Smoke! My daughter and I busted out!

BTW, I'm right next door to you!

Anonymous said...

Oh...

thought I would tell you...

They made me sit with the family...

that is how tight we had been...

Fimble Star said...

i am off to bed now so good night everybody. speak to you all tommorrow
#8

Anonymous said...

Sweet Dreams, Fimble

Martha Smith-Jones said...

later fs

Anonymous said...

Also...

she was one of 5 children...

One of her sisters did not make it...


she lives on the streets...







This was surely a functioning disfunctional family... and my heart aches

Loli Lovette said...

Anonymous said...

Are you wanting to know about our sex lives??? The appetizer is the foreplay?? PERV!


This is pure hilarity. :) :)

Anonymous said...

she was very intelligent - my friend...

But definitely fucked up...




Remind you of anyone?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

I'm off for the night. I hope your headache feels better soon. Maybe it's just stress.

And you know the best way to relieve stress don't you...





sleep

Love to you,
S

p.s. make mental note to self to order jalepeno cheese poppers

Anonymous said...

Mia said:


Anon @ 9:15 - I'm glad you feel like shit. Sorry, but - my friends are my family and...


Please don't. The idea is to not judge anyone's secrets or make them feel worse than they already might. Who hasn't done something crappy to someone else, especially in high school? If you start to judge people, no one will play along.

Okay, we got one. Thanks, anon, for playing along. Anyone else?

Oh, and meanwhile I was watching Transformers. Imagine my surprise and the hilarity when "Pretty Handsome Awkward" started playing! ^_^

Anonymous said...

Yes, I could see food as foreplay...


For me, anyway...

And, NO, I am not over-weight!

I just LOVE food!

There is something very sensual about delicious food!








I told you I was a very oral person!






Better than being anal!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Mia you made me spit out my root beer.

Loli Lovette said...

:) Mia....I'm definitely laughing!

Anonymous said...

OK...


I take it back...


I'm sorry Anon @9:15 feels like shit...


I hope she has learned from that...


Thank you, Kap, for jerking a knot in my ass!

Anonymous said...

Food...foreplay? Yes, thank you. Add a bit of debate and I'm quite interested.

Is the topic of the night foreplay or food or something I've missed?

Anonymous said...

Ooh! Ooh! I've got it!!!! I can't believe I forgot the best appetizer I've ever had in my entire life!












Magic Shell, anybody?

Anonymous said...

Let's all lay out of work tomorrow, shall we?

Anonymous said...

AIP - why not make it both!

Anonymous said...

Don't you love sucking out the pimento of an olive?

Anonymous said...

Boo Hoo...

No one to play with...

elena said...

Mia, I'm here but I just can't top the stuff you're coming up with.

Anonymous said...

OH, Elena, that is because I am so much older, wiser, experienced, and.... just fucking older...

Loli Lovette said...

Um....cherries.
Cherries. Cherries. Cherries.

Vegan Pumpkin Crepes and more cherries. Carob covered cherries. Nummmmm.

Anonymous said...

Everyone else is on their AIM going, "Can you believe that Mia... She hardly ever shows up here and now she's blabbing away..."


Hardy Har Hardy and Laurel!

elena said...

Mia, I really don't think you're older than me.

Loli Lovette said...

Did anyone see these?

http://www.photoshelter.com/gallery-show?G_ID=G0000W6cK_CwAWeg&P_ID=&start=0&pagtotal=27

Anonymous said...

Elena - wanna bet?

Anonymous said...

"Don't you love sucking out the pimento of an olive?"

To be honest, I'm more of the peeling a cherry with my tongue type.

Magic Shell? I haven't had that in ages! Warm caramel and fudge, I quite enjoy.

anima said...

I'm here. Just catching up/doing a million other things per usual.

And Mia, babble away. You have been through a lot. It sounds like you are having fun!

-Anon30

elena said...

Yep, I'm pretty damn old, Mia.

Anonymous said...


Thank you, Kap, for jerking a knot in my ass!


O_o That terminology is definitely a new one on me!

Hey all, if my name is giving you guys a problem, you can call me Jules. It's my real name. ^_^ I will also answer to "K" if that does it for ya. :)

More secrets? I think Mayo, whoever s/he is, could be a little voyeuristic as well as an exhibitionist. Also, I want to know more secrets. ^_^

anima said...

Elena, how old are you? Mia, you are 51 right?

Anonymous said...

Elena? I mean, MOM?!

Loli Lovette said...

http://www.photoshelter.com/gallery-img-show?G_ID=G0000W6cK_CwAWeg&P_ID=&start=19&pagtotal=27

This image has not been licensed for online sales. Please contact the photographer if you are interested in this image.
:|

I'm still young enough to get just a little swoony at that sort of thing.

Anonymous said...

"Lolita Haze said...
Did anyone see these?"


I did now, thank you.

Kapunua- What type of secrets interest you? I can give only one at no cost.

Original Punk J said...

Mia, honey, we wanted to say we're so sorry for your loss. Maybe it's time to have a little coffee and a good sleep for the night. We all love you and want you to heal. Please take care of yourself.

J. and L.

toujours said...

I'm still young enough to get just a little swoony at that sort of thing.

lolita haze, which pose was it that's made you swoon?

elena said...

Oh Mia I like you. Hey, I gotta go the husband just showed up. Hope to talk to you later. By the way, I'm 45.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm 51... born in '56... didn't go to Woodstock (I was only 14), but that was my era...watched the moon landing on live TV... watched live TV coverage of the Watergate procedings... all the anti-Vietnam War stuff...graduated high school in '74...

I've seen it all... Been there, done that, Bought the T-shirt? Hell, I MADE the fucking T-shirt!

Loli Lovette said...

The one really close up.

He looks so innocent. Psshhh...

I'm 18.

Loli Lovette said...

Mia, you're slaying me. You are hilarious!

Anonymous said...

51 and 18?

I'm currently somewhere in between.

Nice to see there are ageless connections.

Anonymous said...

Well, thank you, Lolita! Maybe I should get me another vodka! I'll be stupendous, then!

toujours said...

Lolita Haze said...
The one really close up.

He looks so innocent. Psshhh...


ooohhh yes. too be honest, i'm older than you, and the whole entire photoshoot made me swoony! :)

Original Punk J said...

Hey Sister Midnite! Thanks for the kudos. Rocker chicks rule. And yes, the word "groupie" is heinous. We don't want to fuck just anybody, I mean come on. Keith Richards? Blugh. A girl's gotta have SOME standards.

Love to you!

J. and L.

anima said...

Mia, how did you find MCR? (I apologize if have already told this...it is hard ot keep up).

toujours said...

*raises hand*

i have a question about the post. you know. that one, up there?

what's up with that title? what is he borrowing? his blog?

Anonymous said...

Original Punks, thank you for your heart-felt sympathy... Instead of coffee, may I suggest one of your long narrative comments, instead?

Loli Lovette said...

Didn't it? It also made me want soy green tea latte from Starbucks with cinnamon syrup. Nummy nummy.

J and L:

A girl's gotta have SOME standards.

Amen. I'm flabbergasted that Keith Richards is still alive. He's preserved somehow, or mummified inside or something or other.

Anonymous said...

You mean to tell me that Keith Richards is still alive???!!! I thought he died in the 70s!

toujours said...

It also made me want soy green tea latte from Starbucks with cinnamon syrup. Nummy nummy.

so true -- i have gerard and starbucks hopelessly mixed up in my head.

wait. maybe i should have made that my confession for the secrets game.

damn.

Anonymous said...

It's called, Pickling... He's pickled

Anonymous said...

Richards, that is

Anonymous said...

BTW, do you guys know what mia stands for?


Yeah, that's me

Loli Lovette said...

haha! Aw...Gerardbucks is going to open soon enough.....

Mia! Pickled! Yeah, to say the least!

anima said...

Sure.

Anonymous said...

Mayo, are you trying to plan something for a... 2-month anniversary? bbbbbbbbb.....

Save it... When you get to 2 years, we'll talk - and then, we'll ONLY talk...









Youth is wasted on the wron people...





QUICK!
Who can name the movie that quote is from?

Loli Lovette said...

1946

Anonymous said...

Anima, sorry I didn't see your question to me.
My daughter asked for the 1st MCR CD for Christmas and before I wrapped it up, I decided I better give it a listen - to see if it was appropriate or not for a young teen... It wasn't, but I gave it to her anyway because it was so good! Reminded me of the shit I grew up with!

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