Sunday, October 21, 2007
I need to borrow this I don't have much time.
10:57pm
Tell me about a memorable dinner you have had? No...on second thought, I don't want to hear about the entire meal...just describe the appetizer. I will imagine the rest. It is more fun that way.
p.s. no insights today just retort a fucking headache and my only defense to make amends with future earnest offerings.
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 1489 Newer› Newest»yeah but meese, you've got the super google fu. your fingers must've been going at warp speeds! XD
MissT, that just made my day! Thank you. :)
FS, showerhead, you naughty girl.
aw meese you are the googlemeister !!!
but always when I have to go to the gym these things happen.
and I get to play catch up :(
only kidding !
damn time zones.
anon (SS?) do it again,do it again !
Ok, I was confused for a bit, just wanted to see if I got it.
Thanks meese.
I do think he is gone.
If you are,don't take such a long absence next time.
http://www.latinsayings.info/LatSayings.php
While we are waiting check out this page.
Anima, happy to be of service ha!
I like this one
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. (I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)
^Haha,martha,I like it too.
That's hilarious.
My nickname for American football is gay rugby. Cos it's similar tou our rugby game but we don't wear all the (not the face) padding ha!
MissT the same is said here about Rugby Union, as they reckon Rugby League is the true man sport !
( I though don't follow much sport, unless it involves speed. F1, Nascar and I just discovered that Red Bull flying contest. Zooooom )
martha, i want to memorize that one. i think it might come in handy...
Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
oh yeah baby
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! (May barbarians invade your personal space!)
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! (May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!)
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! (May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!)
Radix lecti. (Couch potato.)
Quo signo nata es? (What's your sign?)
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! (Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!)
Spero nos familiares mansuros. (I hope we'll still be friends.)
Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio. (I am as dead as the nehru jacket.)
Ventis secundis, tene cursum. (Go with the flow.)
Totum dependeat. (Let it all hang out.)
Te precor dulcissime supplex! (Pretty please with a cherry on top!)
Fac me cocleario vomere! (Gag me with a spoon!)
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)
Prehende uxorem meam, sis! (Take my wife, please!)
I agree sdock10, we are all amazing or 'discerning' as SS said.
I feel a bit stupid actually cos I was the one who got it completely wrong and said he probably wrote the story to stick two fingers up at the ppl who thought it was too far fetched that he really could be who we thought. From what he said, he doesn't give a shit about those ppl, he didn't write it for them, he wrote it for the ppl that do believe him to let them know we aren't being gullible and we can actually trust him. I guess he put his money where his mouth is as best he could because he can hardly come right out and say it, especially if BB is lurking here. I like what he said about reasonable doubt, that makes a lot of sense. Also, I love how his story never got out, and I love how clever and sweet he is, it was such a discreet way of letting us know. I'm rambling now and I should have gone to bed ages ago!
I must go now. Doing a job search and I have the pleasure of writing letters to people I do not know, while summing up my work life on a fancy little CV. Goodtimes are ahead tonight. ;)
'Night everyone. More sweet dreams.
-Anon30
MJ fantastic quote.
Ergoproxy, a fellow F1 fan, so I'm not alone after all.
oh martha the times that would come in handy!
Night anima
Question for Mr Mayo,
When you eventually cease the blog, do you intend to convey your goodbyes or will you just pull the plug, like you do in all your relationships.
Goodnight anima.
Sleep well.
I think I should wear a badge 'Meese, googlemeister extrordinairre'
Anonymous said...
Question for Mr Mayo,
When you eventually cease the blog, do you intend to convey your goodbyes or will you just pull the plug, like you do in all your relationships.
oooh BURN!
Good night anima.
Furnulum pani nolo. (I don't want a toaster.)
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. (I think some people in togas are plotting against me.)
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. (I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.)
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. (Don't call me, I'll call you.)
Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules. (If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.)
Canis meus id comedit. (My dog ate it.)
Illiud Latine dici non potest. (You can't say that in Latin.)
Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas? (Seen any good movies lately?)
Nullo metro compositum est. (It doesn't rhyme.)
Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema. (I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem.)
Fac ut gaudeam. (Make my day.)
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! (Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!)
Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio. (Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway.)
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! (Don't you dare erase my hard disk!)
Da mihi sis bubulae frustrum assae, solana tuberosa in modo Gallico fricta, ac quassum lactatum coagulatum crassum. (Give me a hamburger, french fries, and a thick shake.)
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt. (When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.)
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. (If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.)
"Errare humanum est" ((to err is human) mistakes are human)
"Cave cibum, valde malus est." (Beware the food, it is very bad.)
"Stercus accidit" (shit happens)
"In Vino Veritas" (In wine there is truth (People say what they really mean when they're drunk))
"pax vobiscum" (peace be with you)
Ubi fumus, ibi ignis. Where there's smoke, there's fire.
"dulce et decorum est pro patria mori." (it is sweet and fitting to die for ones country)
"ad infinitum" (to infinity)
"ad nauseam" (to sickness)
Anon,
Keep lurking and keep on keeping the faith.
Love,
S
p.s. I bet you have a great smile.
mayo, if that 3:17 secret is yours, I know how you feel. Sometimes I'm afraid to just sit still and relax because it makes me think of where I've gone wrong in life. I get so angry with myself and the mistakes that I've made.
But Mayo, you are no failure. Look at everything you've done in your short life so far.
Meese, you should,we'll make one.
time for bed, I will speak to you all tomorrow! *waves*
that is enough excitement for me for one day!
ss! look what you've done! you've turned martha into a latin-aholic! XD
"Ne conjugare nobiscum" (Don't fuck with us)
Night messe. Well now we can talk to Ss In Latin. A very weird and odd Latin but Latin.
oh I forgot this one - fantastic scene
"Romani ite domus" (Roman go home! ---(Monty Phyton's Life of Brian))
One of my secrets:
Everyone thinks I'm such a confident person. In reality, even though I've lost 40 pounds and I'm only 5 pounds away from reaching my goal of 110 pounds, everytime I look in the mirror, I still think I'm fat and I can't stand to look at myself.
good night meese!
*bows down once more*
good night meese.
Hello miss t, mj, mp, toujours, ergo, and anyone I missed. I am moved into the new apartment, and ready to blog! How is everybody?
Sit vis vobiscum." (May the Force be with you.)
ascendo tuum" (Up yours)
"Liberate Vos Ex Inferis" (Save yourself from hell. (Speaking to more than one persons))
ummm, what is this SS story/message to Mayo? How the heck did I miss that?!
Goodnight Meese,thanks for helping!
Hope to talk to you tomorrw.
Sleep well.
Hello star ****************
See, did you like the stars?
MP I don't know what to say. There isn't really anything that can be said.
Very nice miss t! I loved it!
SECRET
My real name is Dawn
That's aurora in Latin, I think.
hi star -- happy house warming!
uh...don't worry about martha -- she wasn't saying those things to you...she's just gone all latin on us. ;D
"Latine loqui coactus sum." (I have this compulsion to speak Latin.)
I missed all the fun yet again.
Did anyone happen to translate this?
"Me cognoscis, ergo me amas."
The kids I teach are in Honors Latin 5, or something crazy like that, and they are trying to teach me some Latin.
A teenage boy taught me a phrase and everyone told me not to say it, because it's dirty. Ah, teenagers!
Hi star couldn't ind that in Latin.
magic pie, honestly,I'd say your size isn't the real thing you're upset about.
Sometimes how we appear outwardly is just a mask, and changing the outside doesn't change the inside.
You need to believe you are worthwhile, and peple may see a lot more to you that just the way you look
MarthaJones said...
"Latine loqui coactus sum." (I have this compulsion to speak Latin.)
roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD
To know me is to love me. translation
martha
Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur - Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.
isn't Me cognoscis, ergo me amas
I think therefore I am
That was timing I didn't even know that you said that till I posted.
ooops wrong quote !
I like
Mus uni non fidit antro - A mouse does not rely on just one hole. (Plautus)
for meese, athough she's gone
I translated it earlier right before SS showed back up.
Give it a rest Mayo,
You can afford the therapy.
Have you taken what you require?
Even though this is now a meeting place, some will feel a void when you depart.
It's time to make the difficult choices for yourself, or you will stay stuck and aimlessly drifting.
Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europe vincendarum. (Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe.)
Bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare. (Well, if you don't understand plain Latin, I'm not going to dirty my hands on you.)
Secret 1.
The boyfriend that everybody loved used to hit me. I was too ashamed to tell anybody. I couldn't tell anybody why we broke up.
Secret 2.
He wanted to hit me when I was driving him home. He was drunk. I told him I would be happy to take him on outside the car. I pulled over, he got out, and I left his ass on a lonely country road. I never saw him again.
I don't miss him. He was a nasty motherfucker.
I never told anybody what happened, because then I would have to explain my stupidity of staying with him for so long.
ergoproxy, honestly it really has to do with how I look on the outside. I think on the inside, I'm a pretty decent person. There's a few things that could be better but I'm happy with who I am.
My body though is another thing. I've spent the last 12 years or so listening to my father complain about my weight. When I was 156 (my heaviest) he said to me "you should be ashamed of yourself. It's disgusting when a 23 year old is as fat as you."
So even though I'm thinner now than I've been since I was 14, I still think I could be thinner. It's totally a mental thing, I know.
MP please stop, for your health please don't lose anymore weight. You could mess up your body badly if you lose to much. Don't listen to your father he is not the one living in your body. You are and it will have to last you the rest of your life.
Another secret:
I'm not really anonymous. Just scared.
Secret 2.
He wanted to hit me when I was driving him home. He was drunk. I told him I would be happy to take him on outside the car. I pulled over, he got out, and I left his ass on a lonely country road. I never saw him again.
I'm glad you did that if only other were as brae as you.
magic pie, that's what I mean though, it's the hurt you feel that's the problem, i don't want to go all Oprah, but it could be the approval you want. Beautiful people come in all shapes and sizes, but to hear that said to you is so unfair. It just reinforces any self doubt.
Mayo and ss were in here today? And me having to miss it :(
I made a decision today, though, that completely bouyed my spirits in regards to the London MCR show that I'm going to. I'm not going to let anything get me down about it. I intend to enjoy myself to the limit regardless of who's opening for them. And I'm going to go in full Black Parade costume (complete with a kick-ass marching band hat & plume I just ordered today). Hey, if it's worth doing it's worth doing well - full throttle all the way! :D
magic pie,
I wish I had the right words. I wish if I had them that you would really believe them. I'm so sorry that I don't know how to help you.
Hell, I can't even help myself.
You know where to find me if you need someone just to listen.
anon @ 7:25
Do you fear speaking here?
Anonymous said...
Give it a rest Mayo,
You can afford the therapy.
Have you taken what you require?
Even though this is now a meeting place, some will feel a void when you depart.
It's time to make the difficult choices for yourself, or you will stay stuck and aimlessly drifting.
Excuse me Anon but as far as I'm concerned Mayo is welcome to stay as long as he wants. We would miss him but the friendships that have been formed are strong. I thank him for this place. Your words imply that he has wronged us. That is not the case. Oh, and this is therapy for me, thank you very much.
RW, I bet you'll look the dogs bollocks. That's a compliment by the way.
anon at 7:25
aren't we all?
don't be scared,it's comfortable here.
and anon at 7:20
good for you!
let go of the shame, you did the right thing
marthajones, thanks for your concern but you don't have to worry. I'm not a stupid girl. I know it's all in my head.
And believe me, I'm not losing weight in an unhealthy way. I eat very well, sometimes too well ;) and I go to the gym 5 times a week. 110 is my goal and I don't want to get smaller than that. I'm only 5'1" so 110 isn't too skinny.
Thanks again for caring.
Hey RW I love how your mind works and if anyone says anything to you tell them. ascendo tuum" (Up yours)
RW, I bet you'll look the dogs bollocks. That's a compliment by the way.
Lol! I'm glad you explained that Miss T, because I was wondering!
MP, if someone can't look past the outside to see the person inside, they are the one with the problem.
As you have found, changing the outside doesn't change the feelings on the inside.
Don't change for anyone but yourself.
sorry i meant anon at 7:22
Mayo,
These anons are saying that you are just going to leave us...throw us away. I don't believe them and I want you to tell them how wrong they are.
Please...Could you do that just for me?
Love to you always,
S
Thanks SDock.
Normally I'm ok with my body for the most part. It's just those few times when I look at someone thinner or I see the scale go up a few pounds when I feel the worst.
Hey RW I love how your mind works and if anyone says anything to you tell them. ascendo tuum" (Up yours)
Thanks, mj :) I've worn the costume (sans hat) twice before - at the Torono MCR show in May, and at Projekt Revolution on August - and I only got positive comments (from fellow fans, and from Gerard). I'm actually quite comfortable going around in costume. Reminds me of my Anne Rice fan club years when I used to go down to New Orleans at Halloween for a big costume ball. Ah, I miss those days.
I have already spoken. Revealed my secrets, but I am not anonymous.
Thanks Miss T. I know my father is the one with the problems. He's always wanted his daughters to look so damn perfect and I honestly have no clue why.
The dogs bollocks is a saying that means top notch, good stuff and things of that nature.
Your welcome Mp but I will still worry.
To the anon don't be afraid. Come on speak up give yourself a name too. If you want.
Magic Pie,
I know how you exactly how you feel. But I don't think I will ever be comfortable in my own body.
Secret:
Even though this is now a meeting place, some will feel a void when you depart.
I will. Sometimes I feel like we aren't supposed to like Mayo here, that we're supposed to think he's just a jerk and arrogant. But I love being able to come here and read what he's written for us. I love thinking that some of the silly stuff we write back and forth might make him smile.
I'll really miss that.
RW, I saw a Black Parade dress the other day and wanted to buy it badly! But it was 100 buckaroos.
I would love to see you in the full get up!
*big hugs* to Marthajones
I'll be back. In 30 minutes.
MP, I don't know anybody who is happy with their body so don't feel wrong for feeling the way you do. You are not on your own there.
We all make the best of what we've got.
Me, I'm jealous of all the big boobs here.
SDock, it does suck living in this image-driven society, isn't it?
*Hugs*
Me, I'm jealous of all the big boobs here.
Me too Miss T!
Hello guys!=]
I meant to write "doesn't it" not isn't it
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6aj607b&s=1
I hope this can be accessed. It's a pic of my Black Parade costume.
well there are enough of us with blogs now we can just move elsewhere.
But I think Mayo likes us, and a new blog every now and then wouldn't take up too much time.
OK anonymous I get it.
awww Miss T.
I also have the large breastesses. Sorry :(
Ergo!
I'm jealous of that dress!
http://www.swbandproducts.com/store/product.php?productid=16265&cat=394&page=1
And this is the hat I just ordered.
hi again paperheart my fellow small boober.
Oh you know it Miss T! ;)
Hi PH !
RW that is fabulous !
I'm still deciding what I'll wear, though it will involve jeans and a shirt,I just don't know which one.
Mayo,
I hope you know that your words are not just words to us. It is true that we might miss the real meaning sometimes, but I want to you realize that they are still needed. The interpretation of your blog is the most fun. I always manage to find in your blog exactly what I need to hear. And it has provided a voice for so many that were silent up until now. You have made a difference here. You have helped us make an impact on each other and that is a very special thing.
Please...always remember that I am thankful for your allowing me the opportunity to share my thoughts and ramblings with you and the rest.
Love to you always,
S
Magic Pie,
It does suck and I also have large tee tahs.
Anon @ 7:35
Whoever you are being fearful is a natural human emotion.
Everyone is fearful, only some are better at masking it than others.
Just try not to let your fears govern your life.
Hey paperheart, I have a new name for us........
The teenie titties. What do you think?
Hey Ergo!
Which show are you going to, ergoproxy?
Miss T, I love it!! =]
That fits us perfectly!
I wish I thought of it first!
It does suck and I also have large tee tahs.
Same. Though I'd gladly trade in some of the size for some perkiness.
I'm off to the sheffield show.
I'm surprised they are playing there. We usually get missed out in favour of Manchester.
Just be happy you guys are gifted with boobs.
I'm still waiting for mine to show up in the mail ;)
I missed the boobie discussion, but as a 34 B, I think I qualify for the club!
Thank heavens for the Victoria's Secret Miracle Bra!
Hey,
The teenie titties versus the big boobies, a fight to the death who will win ha!
That story...
I might be not reading enough into it, but is it possible that the zombie wasn't a zombie after all? He just had a skewed world view that made him feel like everyone saw him as this horrible creature, when really he wasn't?
To me, that's what makes the "switch to decaf" line make sense.
-Amyranth should be working on her costume.
GAZONGA'S
I just wanted to say that because it's an awesome word.
RW I'm in OZ so my show is Nov 28.
and I am flying 1 1/2 hrs to get there!
Ooh Have fun Miss Tottenham!
Send my love to George!
Bye! *hug*
I missed the boobie discussion, but as a 34 B, I think I qualify for the club!
Thank heavens for the Victoria's Secret Miracle Bra!
:O we must be twins star!
Star is a teenie tittie too. We are a gang of three so far. We are far outnumbered by the big boobie brigade.
I would love to give some of my teetah size to you guys. That would so rip!!!
But alas, I can't so I might as well deal.
Ahhh!
Attack of the big boobies!
Ohhh, paperheartxx, I was a 34 A until I turned 30. I was always super thin. I eat like a horse, but I have a quick metabolism. People teased me and called me Skele Dawn, like Skeletor from HeMan. Then, suddenly, at 30, I went up a size. It's never too late to grow, I guess.
I hope my boob chat isn't distressing anyone.
paperheartxx said...
Just be happy you guys are gifted with boobs.
I'm still waiting for mine to show up in the mail ;)
October 22, 2007 7:49 PM
Have you done any of the exercises?
You get two handheld weights, and you pull them back and forth across your chest and say
"We Must! We Must! We must increase our Bust! The Bigger, the Better, the tighter the sweater! The Boys depend on us!"
My mother taught me that at 8 years old, then when I hit puberty told me that one breast would grow in completely before the other one would.
- Amyranth
RW I'm in OZ so my show is Nov 28.
and I am flying 1 1/2 hrs to get there!
But it'll be worth it! I'm flying from Toronto, Canada to London, England for my show!
Anon @ 7:46
Seeing as how I'm still responding as anonymous, I guess you could say fear might play a big part in my life.
Ohhh, paperheartxx, I was a 34 A until I turned 30. I was always super thin. I eat like a horse, but I have a quick metabolism. People teased me and called me Skele Dawn, like Skeletor from HeMan. Then, suddenly, at 30, I went up a size. It's never too late to grow, I guess.
I hope my boob chat isn't distressing anyone.
*sobs* You are giving me hope star, for that I thank you!*hug*
Haha amyranth! You made me giggle quite a bit!
Anon, I wish there was something I could say or do to make you feel less afraid, because that is a horrible feeling.
Just know you are surrounded by people who share a kinship, and are very caring people.
And I know this is super corny but...
((((HUGS))))
wow RW that is keen!
I'm seeing Muse as well so it'll be a great week.
My aunt, a semi pro tennis player, had a small bust until menopause. Now holy moly gazongas is the word!!
Of course I hope you don't need to wait that long, and big isn't always comfortable,especially on bumpy roads, horses, aerobics classes etc etc..
Anon, here is a hug for you from me!
*hug*
Never fear; paperheart is here!=]
My gran said to me "When you are young you should enjoy your boobs, get them out as much as possible cos when you get to my age, they aren't boobs anymore, they're envelope flaps".
haha my 32 D's will crush you!!!
LMFAO MISS T!
Your grandma sure is wise!! =]
Anon @ 7:55
If you find yourself always hiding YOUR TRUE SELF to others, then fear may be effecting your life decisions.
Accepting real love and affection involves opening our hearts and minds and taking that risk, even though the outcome may be painful.
Playing life by the avoidance/fear game is not really much fun.
Well Magic Pie,
My 34 B's will tickle you!
oh no! I hate tickles!
Haha =]
I think I found your weakness:P
bye for now.I have to do some work.
(funny how the conversation has turned to boobs again!)
Anon @8:03
Of course fear plays a major part in my decision making process. But I do not hide to keep from hurting myself, I hide to keep from hurting others. Fuck me, I want to keep others happy.
Later, ergoproxy!
Bye ergoproxy!
Hello all!
How's it going tonight? We are enjoying a nice glass of water (L) and a cold can of battery acid (oh, I'm sorry, TAB, for J), and trying to figure out why one of the cats is running through the apartment howling like a banshee.
L and J
Later Ergo!
But, DAMNIT my boobs are heavy!!! I just want for one damn day...ONE DAY... I want my man to walk around behind me and wrap his hands around and tote them for me...ALL FUCKING DAY MOTHERFUCKER!
I still love you.
Bye Ergo!
Anon; sometimes you have to put yourself ahead of others. I always put others ahead of me, but what happens? They start walking all over me and using me for money and shit. This year, I realized that I have to do stuff for myself sometimes. Keep myself happy sometimes. It may make me seem selfish, but I learned that I needed it.
Hey OP,
We are talking about tits again!
Care to join?
FYI- Sweetarts Rope candy kicks ass!!!! SuGAH HIGH!
sdock10;
Sounds like a good plan!
ok, it's TV time. Have a good one, folks. And I really hope I don't miss something good tonight!
Bye ergo :)
Have a good evening, magic pie!
sdock10,
couldn't you put them in one of those baby harnesses that women carry on the fronts?
BYE MAGIC PIE *HUGS*
Night mp!
Bye MP!
I'm back, Hello everyone who has enter and goodnight to all those who have left. Hugs to you MP.
Guilt
Need I say more?
and
Fear
and
Needing to be loved
Anon @ 8.08
We cannot lives our lives solely to please others, although this is seen as a noble cause.
I sense you are fearing being judged if you choose to be your own true self, and make your own decisions.
There comes a time in all our lives we have to cross that line and choose what makes US happy, not someone else's definition.
These choices are difficult, and may involve a fallout, but then people who are true really want your happiness.
Living your life through the eyes of others can only make you miserable.
welcome back, mj!
Hey, Sdock10,
Oh, what the hell. :) Let's see, I (L) am a 42DD, and J is a 36C. Can be a good thing, can be a bad thing. Depends on the situation. :)
L and J
Thank you Star. how are you?
MissT,
NO, I want that lazy motherfucker who always wants to play with them to tote them around. Then, maybe he would appreciate them.
Hi mj :)
Anon,
I agree totally with anon @ 8:17, who said it much more eloquently than i could ever had. . The people who really matter would want to see you happy, whatever your choice.
NO, I want that lazy motherfucker who always wants to play with them to tote them around. Then, maybe he would appreciate them.
Hear hear!
anon@8:17
Maybe it is already too late to start.
Damage done
Damaged goods
Nice one sdock10.
Why don't you make him wear one of your bra's with really heavy potato's in for a day ha!
Hi Rw how r u
I have a friend with 36 D's and she's always complaining about her back. My 34 B's and I don't envy you voluptous chicks and your back problems. That has to be horrible.
Oh no, it's titty time again. Ha!
Well, I don't so much care to have mine any bigger or smaller at the moment, I just want them to go back to where they were when I was 17! Gravity is an evil, evil bitch!
MissT,
I don't think that would work for 2 reasons.
1. I'm not sure I could find potatoes big enough.
2. I'm afraid he has some attention deficit issues, so I think I would get more results if I let him HOLD onto mine.
Quite well, thanks, mj :) How are you?
Anonymous@ 8:21,
We're all damaged goods to a certain extent. It's never too late to want to change and do it.
It's a lovely image sdock10.
Hey S&V20,
I thought princesses always got what they wanted!
For the Anons above:
You have to like yourself and enjoy your own company before you can enjoy others'. One of the things J and I both did was live alone for a while after we left our parents' homes to see if we could make it on our own.
You learn a lot about yourself by being alone by choice. A lot of people are afraid to be by themselves because they are afraid of who they will find living in their house.
The key is to make friends with that person and love them, faults and all.
L and J
S&V20,
Are you a member of the itty bitty titty committee?
Or are you the president?
I'm find Rw I was sending an email to Bh13.
Sdock10,
I think I may be president, I'm the smallest. But I'd rather be Baroness of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
I would like a sash and a tiara, please.
Star
To reveal would be to hurt.
To change would mean I would have to want to.
Star, would you like a padded bra to go with those?
How is bh13? I haven't seen her around here in a while.
Baroness Star,
Sash and a tiara? ABSOLUTELY! Wear it proudly.
sshhhhhhh just don't tell Princess Smoke because she thinks she is the only one allowed to wear a tiara.
Not always, Sdock10. I couldn't even get Anon/SS to tell me anything. Maybe I am just a shitty Princess......
Nah, I must be having an off day.
Anon @ 8:21
It is NEVER too late. You just need to take baby steps. It can seem overwhelming.
You will never be damaged goods to the people that love you. You may need to gain their trust back.
Best wishes to you
Bahahha!
I forgot about the Itty Bitty Titty Committee!
Hand me a badge girls. Although I must say, everyone involved seems to be an average B34, correct?
-Amyranth
She is fine I haven't talked to her yet today but last I did she was fine.
By all means, I will defer to Princess Smoke and settle for a small crown of amethysts (my birthstone)!
Anon@8:35
Thanks
Must remember to not trip and fall.
Best wishes to you as well.
And who knows maybe one day I will reveal all without my mask.
By all means, I will defer to Princess Smoke and settle for a small crown of amethysts (my birthstone)!
That's my birthstone too!
What the...?
EEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!! Okay. I'm going into panic mode. Take deep breaths, Princess.
Breathe in
Breathe out......
Star, you can wear a tiara. It just can't be bigger than mine!
Now. I feel better.
Luci/Dr. Nut,
Can't you just cast a spell on him or something to make him tote your tits around? Ha, that would be funny as HELL! Muwahahah! Guess you know that though, huh?
Anon,
I just wish I could say something to make you feel better. I really do.
Princess Smoke,
Don't be silly! You never have an off day...must have been him.
He was blinded by your sheer faboulousness and couldn't read your comments.
OMG, are we on boobies again? You guys, do you want a repeat of the previous post?! I know I don't.But, if you do... let me fill the void.
I love watching his nimble fingers as they fumble with my green sash. You can bet I never go without one when I'm with, well, all of them. During those few moments just before he chokes me out, I can hardly breathe. It is like that every time. He looks down towards me and his eyes are cool and knowing. They tell me everything I need to know. I feel the warning in his eyes to "tap out." Yet in this moment he seems so fragile, like he needs my approval before he begins his joint-lock on me. It was like that tonight, and every night I have the privilege of his training.
Kung Fu was good tonight.
*sits back, smokes an imaginary cigarette, and smugly waits for the comments to start rolling in....*
It's me, guys. Special K. ^_~
Awwww, thank you Sdock10!
Hear that Anon/SS? You were blinded by my sheer fabulousness! I forgive you for not anwering me!
I could never stay mad at you anyway. You are too sweet.
So where's Waldo, I mean Mayo?
Kapunua, that screen name ROCKS!
How are you?
Why thanks, star! I'm well, how are you?
Oh, one more thing.
Humm, Death In The Park was also a song by Archers of Loaf, ("all I want is empathy from you") but SS, you did say "Random Seed" after all. Can't find the lyrics to that, though. I'll be off writing tonight or working all effing day tomorrow, watch, and you guys will work it all out. ^_^ I hope that you do. Or that this band, Death In The Park, like, does some random show with Leathermouth or something. ^_^
Kapunua,
You had to bring us to that level and since now we are there...well,
Mayo,
Would you like to tote my tits for me? Just asking....
Princess,
You know I can only use my powers for pure evil and I figure he might get too much pleasure out of it somehow. Know what I mean?
Hiya, Kapunua :)
I'm good, Kapunua!
Must warn you though. It will be damn near impossible to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee.
"Mayo,
Would you like to tote my tits for me? Just asking...."
I would give anything to see his face when he reads that! I bet he is choking on his cigarette right now.
Yeah but deep down...somewhere deep down....I mean way way down.....he's really considering it.
Don't you think?
And the room goes quiet while everyone considers it ;)
Hi, RW and star! Good to read you guys. Hi, sdock! Oh, what? My story didn't titillate you? There was so much LOVE in it. Being in Kung Fu is amaaayyyyzing. It's like knowing that there is always someone there to spar with you, which is something I've never known before! Except for, like, last week! And the week before that! And the last two years!
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