Saturday, October 8, 2011

Voracious

There was never more time
than when I was 23,
bold, brash and free.
I called out to any, to all…
you will never make me fall
as I pushed back

up from the pavement.

It is faster now, time.
Being no longer 23,
with a near carbon-copy me
I chase after and hold
for a moment, to keep
her from falling.
She will, I know.
Just as she tumbles head over heels in the grass, a summersault.
She will tumble a life.
Over and over, the days
I can salve and bandage her knee,
treat the sting of a bee,
turn her ear to my voice
singing on or off key.
She will stop crying,
only momentarily

before she will be
pushing off of 23.

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Anonymous said...

Wendy, do be quiet!

Anon616 said...

Ohhhh... and just in case anyone missed it last month, here is Drew Brees AND (on crutches) Coach Payton (showing up and helping out on the night BEFORE the big Monday night football game ~ in the freezing cold and the rain) for the very first "GLEASON GRAS"!

~~Again, doing more than their part for Charity~~

I don't think the contributions of ANY of the people there that day should be dissed because of what they do for a living or the cash (or lackfore of) they earn for what they do.

Over $200,000 was raised for ALS awareness that day. Thanks to "celebrity" names (who showed up) like Drew Brees, Sean Payton, Better Than Ezra (and Ed Roland and Mark Mullins and the Bonerama horns), Papa Grows Funk, Big Sam, Kyle Turley, Emeril's, John Besh, etc... and all of us "plain ol'reg folks" who just showed up to support a new event/charity.

We'll more than DOUBLE that amount next year. No doubt and I BELIEVE!

~~"Heaven let your let SHINE down"~~

Let's all SING IT, for charity!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SHINE

by Ed Roland/Collective Soul
As Performed LIVE on the SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN'S TOUR which I missed

:(

Oh well!

:P



"Shine"

Give me a word
Give me a sign
Show me where to look
Tell me what will I find
Lay me on the ground
Fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me what will I find
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

Love is in the water
Love is in the air
Show me where to look
Tell me will love be there
Teach me how to speak
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
Tell me will love be there
Oh, heaven let your light shine down

Yeah

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Okay, I really gots to go now. Must bring my sweet, tiny, little mom to get a second set of shots in her eye. YUK and OUCH, I know! My poor tiny,little, fragile mom! I'm gonna have to kick some arse if they hurt her. I iz seriouz! Though, her (divorced) retina specialists DID kinda hit on me four weeks ago... ummm, hmmm... he did! Doctors. You gotta LOVE them (regardless of working hours, number of degrees, condos in "the quarter" or salary). LOL!

On second thought...

;)

Anon616 said...

No, sorry... I think ya'll missed the point. AS usual and totally and completely too!

I have ONE word for BOTH of you:

KATRINA

Think about it. REALLY, try. I know it will probably hurt your tiny little brains to think of anyone other then yourselves or any community other their your own; but, please try. Just this once.

Try to think of a VERY poor community that is still trying to rebuild after a disaster. Try. Just this ONCE. Try.

Anon616 said...

Try to think back to THAT day when the whole world thought they had lost one of the most important "sea ports" in the world. When the world (expect maybe for petty people like you) thought they had lost Fats Domino and Trombone Shorty and an entire culture.

A culture of food and music and faith and football. A way of life UNLIKE any other.

No, anons. I get it. It's YOU who don't get it. You don't get what the music, food, football and charity means to Southeast Louisiana. YOU don't get what New Orleans means and has meant to the USA and the rest of the world.

That, really, is a shame.

Anon616 said...

Wendy, do be quiet!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Make me, 10:50! Come on. You can do it. You can call me all sorts of vile names and try to insult me or my friends. Guess what? It won't work. It hasn't worked in four plus years. I highly doubt it will work now.

You got something new to throw at me, Mya, Martha, my Sweetcheeks, Seven, MissT, Em, Amy, Mayo? Something we haven't all heard before? I doubt it. You're not that creative.

OR, you could just POUNCE on me and duct tape my mouth shut and my fingers still; but, you run the risk of being bitten then. PERSONAL contact and all!

;)

Anon616 said...

I'm just so sorry of "mean, nasty, ignorant" me making such a mess of your place, Mayo. Really, I am! But, It just gets my goat how some people are so willing to ignore the message simply because they don't like the messengers.

Really. How shallow and self centered can people be? Don't worry, Mayo and remaining "lovelies"...

Tomorrow IS another day!

*big HUGE wink for anyone and everyone who get that*

*all of that*

;)

Anonymous said...

Haters gonna hate.





Not only will they hate. They'll keep trying to make excuses for their hate to make themselves look and feel better. Pity them. No one deserves it more.

Anonymous said...

Sweetcheeks? Em? Seven?
Who are these people?

Anon616 said...

I know, 12:05. I know! You would think those two anons missed everything that went on in the Superdome and the New Orleans Convention center in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. You would think they were so uninformed and ill inclined to research areas, events and communities that don't "directly" affect them on a daily basis that they don't know how the lower 9th ward, Gentilly, parts of Lakeview and other (minority) areas of New Orleans are still struggling to "come back".

You would think that "they" are so globally isolated or so self involved that they don't understand or can't take the time to understand how a "sports team" like the Saints can bring a community and region back together and offer some peace and a sense of healing and hope to them all. A sense of "HOME" to them all.

I do pity those who can't (or won't) understand that type of "community". I pity more those who will never know their "neighbors"... whether those neighbors live across the street, 60 miles aways or 6000 miles away.

Pssst... mom's retina specialists appt. was pushed back 3 hours. Hey, that's cool with me. I understand. Dr. F was probably out partying in the quarter until early this morning, and ... me; well, like I've said before... I'll sleep when I'm dead! And, in the mean time I shall Laissez les bons temps rouler! That's Cajun French, ya know?

;)

Anonymous said...

Wendy ♥ OPJ

Anon616 said...

Please allow me to answer your oh so inquisitive questions, anon.

My Sweetcheeks is BC. One of the original "lovelies" truly deserving of the LOVELY name!

Em is/was "A Rose For Emily". You can find her on twitter under an different "rose" name that smells as sweet. I WUV her!

Seven is Seven. OUR neighbor. OUR friend. OUR shelter from the storm. Seven built a warm home. A good and strong home... from ashes.

Anonymous said...

This last business w/... has just torn it for me with her. Not that I was anxious to be close again, but she's just...lost her fuckin mind. She used to be a kind, loving person now she's manipulative, spiteful, just mean. And weird.

Anon616 said...

Awww Shucks, 12:41! I would have to say that OPL is more my type... just don't tell my boyfriend I said that! He can be so damn sensitive at times.


;)

Anonymous said...

Wendy >.< OPJ?

Anon616 said...

Ohhhh... 12:48! Iz you spilling the beans on someone?

Please, continue! I'm ready for the 2012 "drama" and betrayal of trusts to start! LOL! I mean, there wasn't nearly enough of that in the world in 2011!

:P

Anonymous said...

202

Anon616 said...

12:54 ~ "Wendy" (that would be me) isn't >.< at anyone. Nope. No one. Not even those two "special" anons!

I'm too grateful for the year that was (2011) and looking forward to many new opportunities and adventures in the year that is (2012)! I'm currently, especially, looking forward to the Saints vs. Lions game, the BCS championship, the Superbowl and the Krewe of Rockus (and Mardi Gras/Carnival Season as a whole)!!! Oh, and JAZZ FEST!!!!!

Anonymous said...

OPJ ♥ Wendy?

OPJ >.< Wendy?

Anonymous said...

Wendy ♥ MJ, Mya, BC & MissT and MJ, Mya, BC & MissT ♥ Wendy.

Anonymous said...

Wendy ♥7.

Anonymous said...

202 ♥ Wendy?

Anonymous said...

Anon616 is a Drama Llama.

Anonymous said...

Tomorrow IS another day!

*big HUGE wink for anyone and everyone who get that*


say whaaaaat?

Anon616 said...

1:26 ~ It's a "classic" reference. Think about it. It's a literary great.

1:20 ~ I am? Since when? I seem to recall always speaking out against drama. Check waaaay back to my early myspace days. Yep. Never did like drama or those seeking it. Never did have a problem speaking my mind about drama or anything else. Well, at least not since I turned twelve!

1:16 ~ Huh? You'll have to refresh my memory on this "202".

As for you other anons ~ STOP dangling my heart all over the place! I DO <3 all of those you mentioned and more!

;)

Anon616 said...

PS for 1:20 ~ Though I love actual Llamas, my <3 really is with those eternally smiling alpacas! Those faces. Those smiles!


:P

Anon616 said...

Okay, I really do have to go now! We're going to "do" Wally World before the delayed Dr's appt. God have mercy on us!

;)

I leave you all with the very beautiful, Southern Gentlemen, "She Said".

~~Ed Roland and Kevin Griffin/Southern Gentlemen's tour "She Said"~~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She Said
written by Ed Roland


She said that time is unfair
To a woman her age
Now that wisdom has come
Everything else fades
She said she realizes
She's seen her better days
She said she can't look back
To her days of youth
What she thought were lies
She later found was truth
She said her daddy had dreams
But he drank them away
And her mother's to blame
For the way she is today

Life's river shall rise
She Said
And only the strong shall survive
She Said
But I'm feeling quite weak
She Said
Will you comfort and forgive me
She Said

She said she's still searching
For salvation's light
She said she wishes all day
And she prays all night
She said she won't speak of love
Because love she's never known
She said it's moments like these
She hates to be alone

Forgive me
She Said
Forgive me
She Said

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yes, I <3 them too!!!!

;)

Anonymous said...

I have had shots in my eye, one a day, for a week. They numb your eye first. It doesn't hurt. Your little bitty fragile sweet-as-pie momma won't suffer, Wendy.

More bragging about how YET ANOTHEW MAN is entranced with you. This goes along with everything else you talk about: just because it happens doesn't mean you have to tell everyone else that it does. It happens to me a lot, too, but I don't feel the need to broadcast it. You're just rubbing it in, I think, to others you feel don't deserve male attention.

You also must think that what you have to say is more important than others because, just today, you have posted FIFTEEN comments here. Was there really a need for that? Makes me wonder how much you talk.

Anonymous said...

Wendy strikes me as the kind of person who has never learned that the world does not revolve around her.

Anonymous said...

you might be surprised how many "well paid" people are just plain greedy and selfish with their time and their money. Drew Brees is NOT one of those people.


ANd that just makes him "not greedy and selfish." That's how everyone should be. To make him out to be something more special just because he happens to be rich, and happens to give some of his money away, Is totally ridiculousl

Anonymous said...

OMG ANYONE WHO DOENS'T LIKE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL PLAYER WAS HAPPY WHEN KATRINA HIT!!!!111 U ARE EVIL AND NASTY AND HATEFUL BECAUSE YOU WON'T ADMIT THAT A BILLIONAIRE IS A SAINT FOR GIVING SOME MONEY AWAY AND DOING SOME WORK (which everyone else does every day, but they don't count, right?) IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS GUY I LIKE, YOU MUST HAVE LOVED KATRINA.

Idiot.

Anonymous said...

202. dawn. seven. catfight. mistaken identity.

Anonymous said...

One Day I'll Fly Away

I make it alone
When love is gone
Still you made your mark
Here in my heart

One day I'll fly away
Leave your love to yesterday
What more can your love do for me
When will love be through with me

I follow the night
Can't stand the light
When will I begin
My life again

One Day I'll fly away
Leave your love to yesterday
What more can your love do for me
When will love be through with me
Why live life from dream to dream
And dread the day that dreaming ends

One day I'll fly away, fly away, fly away

Anonymous said...

1:26 ~ It's a "classic" reference. Think about it. It's a literary great.

Yep, we get it 616.
The sisters live in Georgia.

Anonymous said...

Lol, another one of Wendy's insane rants.

A word of advice. While you're at the doctor with your sweet lil ol Mama, why don't you find out if there is some kind of medication you can take for your running off at the keyboard disorder?

Anonymous said...

does 616 work for a living? she's been on here for HOURS.

Anonymous said...

IT doesn't matter what you think, MAYO loves her, THE LOVELIES love her. ANd those that don't, don't matter!

Anonymous said...

Dance, Pinkie, dance


Rainbow Dash

Anonymous said...

✿(◠‿◠)

Anonymous said...

I send a heart to all my dearies
When your life is so, so dreary
Dream

Anonymous said...

Guess what Dashie? Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.


It's 1/2/12! You know what that means? It's pony parrtaaay time!



Okie dokie.


Pinkie Pie

Anonymous said...

Wendy likes to believe that she is being attacked when people speak sense to her. Try to explain that being charitable is actually normal behavior and not superhero behavior, and she will convince you of not caring about natural disasters.

Sense? No, she makes none.

Anonymous said...

10:35,

Shut up.

Anonymous said...

Sense. 10:35 doesn't understand it and makes none.

Anonymous said...

Commonsense is the realised sense of proportion.
Mohandas Gandhi

Anonymous said...

Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on. ;)

Anonymous said...

Rainbow Dash

Anonymous said...

That was one dull, disappointing promise of a rainbow. There was nothing there. No clouds. No color. No pot of gold. Not even a leprechaun. :(

Anonymous said...

Of course the world revolves around Wendy. She is the sun. Funny though, I don't remember her ever talking about being hit on or mentioning a current boyfriend before today. I think she did a good job of keeping her personal and intimate life off blog.

Anonymous said...

You also must think that what you have to say is more important than others because, just today, you have posted FIFTEEN comments here.



Or she's trying to spice things up and get things happening because nothing else is going on. She did get you to practice your counting and comment. She's good. ;)

Anonymous said...

It's like magic. She posts and they come crawling out of the holes in the woodwork.

Anonymous said...

I thought Jeremy Shockey was Wendy's fav football player. That's what she said last year. Just because she likes a quarterback and promotes his charities doesn't mean that he's her favorite football player shouty, all caps, over dramatic, anon. Grow up. Sit up straight and try to pay attention and keep up.

Anonymous said...

Honey, when do the kids go back to school? ^_~

Anonymous said...

For 5:05 and like small, closed minds who just won't get it or can't grasp it.




The soul of America's city

Anonymous said...

Wendy should send those soulless, complete lack of understanding of a region, idiotic comments to CBS and ESPN. Sic Anderson Cooper and Scott Pelley on their asses. ;)

Anonymous said...

They'll never get it. They're too self absorbed and self centered to truly understand what community means. Especially communities far removed from their own tiny little pieces of space. Their only concern is self interest. If it doesn't interest them then it's not worth discussing or even reading about.

If they deem it unworthy then it is unworthy. Whether it's a recipe, a sport, a game, music, an author, a book, a movie, a series, a comic, a culture, etc.

So much for expanding horizons and continuing to learn and appreciate.

Anonymous said...

What you gonna do? Haters gonna hate and closed minds will stay closed.


*shrugs*


Alls you can do is keep trying to drill it in and hope they get it one day. You could always take a hammer to the head of the closed minds and crack them wide open but you do run the risk of doing serious time if ya get caught.

Anonymous said...

OMG! What a bunch of ignorant racists anons.

Anonymous said...

ahhh ahhhhh we fade to grey

Welshie said...

My new Year's mantra of positivity and non stressing is being sorely tested already:/

Anonymous said...

IT doesn't matter what you think, MAYO loves her

Does he really?

Anonymous said...

Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.

Anonymous said...

Welshie, I was sorry to hear about your loss. *hugs*

Anonymous said...

IT doesn't matter what you think, MAYO loves her, THE LOVELIES love her. ANd those that don't, don't matter!

How perfectly charitable your comment was, telling people that they "don't matter". In your small minds, only people who agree with you "matter". This blog has turned into the Fox Nation of blogs.

And you wonder why Mayo comes around so rarely.

Anonymous said...

For the record, in the wake of Katrina, I donated money to the Red Cross and Habitat for Humanity with the stipulation that my money go to help with rebuilding New Orleans. I also donated to the Louisiana SPCA. I've visited New Orleans many times, and have a deep appreciation for the city itself, its music and its culture.

Having said that, I am not a football fan. I do not know Drew Brees from Adam, and I do not consider him to be a superhero. I don't care what the people on ESPN have to say about him or anybody else. That does not make me ignorant. It just means I don't like football.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Welshie.

What's up? How's your sis?

Welshie said...

Thank you Ergo and anons. I'm gonna miss her terribly.

2:33, I'm just bloody annoyed and disappointed with some members of my family. They've already started bickering over who gets what. Auntie Doris knew she was dying and had recently started giving away some of her possessions. Just little things you know, photographs, books, trinkets...
She knew my Norris had gone to the big gnome garden in the sky so she gave me her favourite garden gnome. His name's Harold. I was chuffed to bits:)

God I hope they sort it out amicably. It's just so disrespectful. Why can't people be grateful for what they've been given, no matter how small it is.


Sorry, I'm rambling:/


Tomorrow my sister's going for her 20 week scan to check that the baby's growing normally. She's worried. We're all worried!

Anonymous said...

Dashie!


That was the best orbital friendship canon firing everrrr!

Okie dokie


Pinkie Pie

Anonymous said...

It's obvious 12:02 didn't read the soul of the city because she's still not getting it. You can't watch the video and read that article and not get it.

Anonymous said...

The soul of the city is alive. And it is everywhere. :)

Anonymous said...

Don't you know that you are a shooting star don't you know



Show is early Wednesday morning. Don't forget.

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Anonymous said...

☝A shooting starry night

Anonymous said...

This blog has turned into the Fox Nation of blogs.




Tsk Tsk Tsk. You're bigotry, lack of understanding and self superiority is showing. You might want to try to cover that up out in public. Afterall, what do those inbreed nascar fans have over all those elite polo fans?

Tsk

Tsk

Tsk

Anonymous said...

what do those inbreed nascar fans have over all those elite polo fans?



Besides control of the majority of energy producing products and sea ports in the USA? Nothing. But not much else matters does it?

It is time for power to be exercised. It is time to hold hostage those who have neglected their seed, forsaken their families and community, belittled their brethren.

It is time time to rise. It is time for another uprising. Time to take back control for those who are willing to work hard and do hard work.

It is time for labor and the middle class to rise again. To take back what is theirs. What they and their ancestors paid for in sweat, tears and blood.

RISE working class. RISE. Remind the world that you are their backbone. Remind the world that without you they are nothing but an insignificant, directionless, unstable pile of goo. Slithering all over the ground and smothering everything in their path.

A greedy, hungry blob of lime green goo.

Don't let the blob win. Don't let the blob trap you, smother you and shut you up forever.

Stand up. Be heard. Come together and fight for your future!

Fight. Fight. Fight!

Anonymous said...

Best rallying speech I've written since that anons unite/we are anonymous speech a coupla years ago. Informed people might know where that whole thing led... ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh Wendy, do be quiet. ;) They could trace us from you. Your anon moniker isn't so anonymous anymore, thank's to people who can't keep their fucking mouths shut. They'll never get their gold dragon tattoos. :*

Anonymous said...

Words can be hurtful; but, they can also be loving, encouraging, kind and inspiring. They are how we express our thoughts and emotions, anger or joy, sorrow and pain, love, understanding, empathy, pride, what we think and how we feel. Words ARE POWERFUL... choose them wisely!!!!!! © 2004 WMZ

Anonymous said...

Not a good morning peep from Ergo lately. Strange. I do hope she is ok.

Anonymous said...

She's probably busy just doing those Aussie things like throwing shrimp on the bar-b and wrestling gators. ;)

Anonymous said...

God has sown his name on the heavens in glittering stars but on earth he planteth his name by tender flowers. Richter

Anonymous said...

And, for those of us who even care to pretend to be interested in global politics which would, oh I dunno, affect the whole fuckin world/globe
Here they are . The results of the Iowa caucus.

It's the "mormon" Mitt Romney by eight! Waits for that out of touch, old pervert of a so called comedian to comment on that.


Hint. His initials are BM. You know, like BLOW ME you biased, bigoted mother fucker. :)

Anonymous said...

Really. How many lies will the good people of America take? How many promises will they allow to be broken? How much will they excuse before they admit to themselves that they were dupped by yet another self serving politician. More than that. They were dupped by a charming liar. A con artist of the highest caliber.

How many lies has he told? How many promises has he broken? Taxes, environment, health care, unemployment...

4 years of lies. 4 years of failure. 4 years of bullshit.

When the rest of you get your $1000 mandatory health insurance bill in the mail this year, don't blame me. I didn't do it. You did. By not reading the fine print and comprehending what you were signing up for. Mandatory health insurance. Yes, your bodies are now treated as your cars by law.

You either have liability or you're pretty much fucked. Congrats. Well done and I'll see you in county jail on visiting day.

People aren't fucking cars. We aren't fucking property. I thought Lincoln, a Republican, settled that a long time ago.

You aren't required to pay taxes on us (we are not property) and you shouldn't be required to pay for 'insurance' on us. People are not fucking property.

Anonymous said...

Not to mention the fact that Amnesty International is so fuckin sick of the BO's smell and lies that even they can no longer contain themselves from speaking out against him and the lies of his administration.

Enough lies. Enough bullshit. Bring on the next leader of the free world who will at least be honest in his agenda and his beliefs. No. More. Bullshit. After four years, the world is already sick of it.

Anonymous said...

Oh. Nol Politics and serious shit. Shit that can cause debate, conflict, introspection and serious discussion. Fuck that. Let's get back to talking about the weather. That's so much more safe and peaceful. ;)

I have a great recipe for tomato mac and cheese if anyone is interested. Just say the word.

Anyone? I gaurantee you it's much tastier than my last recipe. The manure tea.

Welshie said...

Howdee doo anon? Weather here is anything but safe and peaceful. Storms for the past two days. Trees down and floods.
Just the weather for some soup. do you have any recipes anon? They have to be easy and fool proof. I'm not Nigella:/

Anonymous said...

Mitt is so gonna kick Obama's ass in the general 2012 election. Whatever racists claims that could be made will be counteracted by claims of religious persecution and bigotry. This will be the most entertaining US presidential election since the 60's!

My prediction. Mitt wins. People these days don't like witch trails and burning people at the stake.

Anonymous said...

Welshie,

Try to speak sense to me. English, Spanish , French, German or a dialect of whatever. Speak sense and I will try to respond to you.

Anonymous said...

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Anonymous said...

Oh. Soup. I do have some great soup recipes. Stone soup is one of my personal favorites but I think you may be looking for something more personally, physically substantial.

Welshie said...

5:43, why are you being a cheeky sod?

Anonymous said...

For Welshie. To keep her warm, content and nourished on the most trying of days.



Ingredients

2 1/2 cups wide egg noodles
1 teaspoon vegetable oil
12 cups chicken broth
1 1/2 tablespoons salt
1 teaspoon poultry seasoning
1 cup chopped celery
1 cup chopped onion
1/3 cup cornstarch
1/4 cup water
1/cup sliced mushrooms
3 cups diced, cooked chicken meat
3 cups sliced baby carrots

Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add egg noodles carrots, mushrooms and oil, and boil for 8 minutes, or until tender. Drain, and rinse under cool running water.
In a large saucepan or Dutch oven, combine broth, salt, and poultry seasoning. Bring to a boil. Stir in celery and onion. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer 15 minutes.
In a small bowl, mix cornstarch and water together until cornstarch is completely dissolved. Gradually add to soup, stirring constantly. Stir in noodles and chicken, and heat through.

Anonymous said...

Welshie, I hope all goes well with the scan today. Fingers crossed. :)

Welshie said...

Thanks you 6:02. she's being scanned as we speak! I'm waiting for her to call. I'm sorta worried:/

Anonymous said...

If you would like a special brew for your future niece or nephew, I have those too. Just say the word and those recipes are yours. You must be clear about the sex of the child. Indecision could lead to disaster. Post when the decision has been made.

Anonymous said...

Aren't you so sweet to Welshie 6:02 and very superstitious too.

They'll all be fine. As long as none of them cross the path of a black cat or step under a ladder or on the feather of a wing of an angel today.

Welshie said...

She doesn't want to know the child's sex beforehand. Scan is just to check that baby is growing normally.

Anonymous said...

on the feather of a wing of an angel today.



O_O

Isn't that what the real life people based on Reagan and her mom did? Holy fuck and put the call into the Wales ArchBishop of the Catholic Church now!

I don't know what religion Welshie is and it doesn't matter at times like these. The Catholic church is the only church that still performs exorcisms for those in need.

No black cats. No stepping on angels wings. Avoid stepping on any and all feathers to be safe.

No ladders. No ouija boards.
No pitchforks. I don't know where the pitchfork image comes in but I saw it when I blinked. Your sister needs to stay away from it.


You and your sister avoid all of those things and all will be fine. A blessed baby boy will come into the lives of you all.

Anonymous said...

It's a boy, Welshie. You don't have to tell her but you should start purchasing blue. You will have a new nephew. A healthy new nephew. With blue eyes.

Welshie said...

listen here now. please stop taking the piss. I'm bloody worried right.

Anonymous said...

It's a gift. A nearly 100 percent accurate one. Welshie will have a blue eyed nephew within this year.

Anonymous said...

Welshie,

You don't have to worry. Really you don't. No more than anyone else here has to worry about their sister or their mum, or their auntie or their cousin, or themselves.

I've had a very dear friend recently diagnosed with cancer. A friend, a mother, a daughter. Is she worried? No. She's made peace with what has been and what will be. I hope you can do the same.

Anonymous said...

I'm getting my b12 blood test results back today. I might need to start getting B12 shots. Ouch. I'm already taking liquid vit D because my doc said i have the lowest vit D levels he's even seen in a living person. The only thing lower than my Vit D level is my iron level. A corpse has a higher iron level than me according to my doc. And, you know what? I feel good!

Anonymous said...

I now understand how the zombies could motivate themselves to win that apocalypse. Hell. I think I'll be on their side! You're with us or you're against us. Decide. ^_~

Anonymous said...

My sister had to go through 4 weeks of wondering if her last child would be a downs child. 4 weeks of hell. 4 weeks of thinking about a life tied down with a downs child or the decision to "get rid of IT".

There was really no decision for my sister or any member of family. A child is not an it. A baby is not an it. A baby is gift. A precious life . Period.

And that was that. He was born perfectly healthy. 10 fingers, 10 toes no Downs or any other adnormalities. He is now a straight A student.

The choice was given to my sister and her husband. To test or not to test. To keep the baby or to abort the baby. They made the right choice, the only choice they could make. And they were rewarded with a beautiful, brilliant son for making their right choice. The world would be less today if he had not been allowed to be born. Of that I have no doubt.

Welshie said...

She's just called. Everything seems to be ok.

still wondering why some anons were giving me grief today. maybe someone pissed in their cornflakes. who feckin knows!

Make fun of me if you will but kindly leave the little one out of it. Ta.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who has ever suffered a misscarriage or the loss of their own child step forward and say I.

Talk about it if you can. I know there is no pain on this earth greater than the pain of losing a child and there is no pain more difficult to discuss. A child, your child is a part of you and a part of someone else who you've loved. To feel that little life, born of love of one kind or another, growing inside you is a feeling like no other.

To lose that life is also a feeling like no other. It's heartbreaking and devastating. The lucky and blessed will move on and have other children. The lucky will simply move on.

I'm one of the lucky if not one of the lucky and the blessed. Such is life. :)

Anonymous said...

Welshie. Really? I mean, really? All i can say is fuuuuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuuuuck. Maybe sheit too.

Anonymous said...

Ta Welshie. Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

lol☝

Anonymous said...

Getting bad vibes now. Getting very bad, dark vibes.



*shudders and shivers*




It was going so well until the victim card was drawn.


Shit. Someone needs to draw a magician card and they need to do it now.

Anonymous said...

:(

Anonymous said...

Leave Welshie alone. She's just a little, church going, pub frequenting, bag pipe playing lass from Wales. She probably had a little lamb that followed her to school each, school each day, school each day. ;)

Anonymous said...

Words can be hurtful; but, they can also be loving, encouraging, kind and inspiring. They are how we express our thoughts and emotions, anger or joy, sorrow and pain, love, understanding, empathy, pride, what we think and how we feel. Words ARE POWERFUL... choose them wisely!!!!!! © 2004 WMZ


That that dumbass seriously put a copyright tag after her glurgey nonsense "inspirational" posts? Seriously? A copyright tag? FFS.

Anonymous said...

"That that dumbass seriously put a copyright tag after her glurgey nonsense "inspirational" posts? Seriously? A copyright tag? FFS."


LMFAO oh wow. "You're not allowed to use this set of strung-together words! It took me days to think that up and put them in that order! It's meaningful damn it! Who knows, that could be on a card someday! I MUST PROTECT MY CREATION."

Jesus Christ, the entertainment factor is high.

Anonymous said...

From now on I'm going to put (C) after everything I write. Just so, you know, someone else doesn't write it.

(c)anon 1-4-12

Anonymous said...

BITCH! YES, I SAID IT! YOU ARE A BITCH! WHORE! I MEAN THIS! BAD PERSON! DEAL WITH IT!

(c)2012

Anonymous said...

I've done some more thinking...

for all of you American hating bitches: FUCK YOU!

(Not MissT, she was talking about politcians)

YOU can kiss my tiny little ass!

My brother gave his last ten years of his life/his BEST ten years of his life to YOU.

FUCK YOU for disrespecting him, his memory, and all those who went before him! Yes, you are a bitch and a cunt! Deal with it! Bitch!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy


(c)WMZ

Anonymous said...

February 11, 2009 6:08 AM
Blogger Anon616 said...

Again: FUCK YOU, Bitch!

Just in case I wasn't clear the first time I said it!

xoxo,
Wendy

February 11, 2009 6:11 AM

Blogger Anon616 said...

One more thing:

You can kiss MY ASS! You didn't 'coin that phrase' anymore than you did 'killing zombies'.

Get it? Got it? Good!

February 11, 2009 6:28


(c)WMZ 2009


(She did "coin those phrases", all of them, which is why they are COPYRIGHTED TO HER OKAY. HUGS AND LOVE. (TM))

Anonymous said...

Hilarious and classy.

nameless friend said...

Welshie, I for one am really glad your sister got good news from her scan. I hope speaking with her has eased your fears at least a little. Waiting for news like that is just about the worst; you don't have any control, yet you want to run there and do something. I've been in that same situation too many times, with both family and friends, and it sucks.

You've had a pretty bad year, Welshie, but you'll be alright. Stay strong. xo

Anonymous said...

Lol, "BM" on the good folks at Fox Nation:

"Overreaction fr biblethumpers re my Tebow tweet reminds me of North Koreans wailing at the Kim Jung-il funeral: Brainwashing is brainwashing"

Does he really think the working class people at Fox Nation don't have good reason to threaten him with their shotguns, or wish that he would fall out of a tree and be in a "wheelchair for the rest of his very long life to think that perhahps God had punished him for his lack of faith"? After all, he criticized a QUARTERBACK, and one who shows his FAITH in the ALMIGHTY GOD every single week on the TV screen.

I tell you, this man is headed for HELL in a HANDBASKET!!!! The United States of AMURRCA don't put up with no atheist BULLSHIT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Where'd you get that comment, 10:49? Not from Mayo's, or even Seven. The copywrite date is 2004, three years before Mayo's existed. Where have you been stalking?

Anonymous said...

"Copyright". My mistake.

Anonymous said...

Wow, okay. At least it's clear now who the "AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA" conservative right-wing patriot obsessive nationalist "anon" is.

Anonymous said...

From the outside, I don't actually feel much respect for America as a whole. I'm sure some of the people are nice, but the ones who are assholes are the loudest all across the globe.

When your country goes to war on the premise of lies, just for oil and profit, and calls it "honorable..." No. Your country just occupies other countries illegally and has done for many years. That's nothing to be proud of. And anyone who signs up purposely to go to war and do such a thing... they're not "defending their country." They're just illegally occupying another's country.

I'm sorry that soldiers die, especially when it's for no good cause.

Anonymous said...

6:31, I think some of those soldiers weren't complicit in the attacks of other countries, at least not knowingly. So I feel bad for them. It's like brainwashing. They don't know what they're getting into and are forced into thinking it's patriotic and that America is under constant attack, and occupying some other country is going to stop that. After 9/11, America didn't go after Al Qaeda. They went after oil.

But I honestly don't think that most soldiers even knew that.

6:02am said...

Welshie, That is good news, indeed, that the little one is growing well. Hugs to you all. :)

Anonymous said...

When I was visiting the UK a few years ago, there was definitely a lot of anti-American sentiment. I passed more than one protest against the Bush administration, one of which was calling for Bush and Cheney to be brought up on war crimes charges. Our allies were none too happy to be pulled into a war that was waged on false accusations.

It's high time Americans took off the blinders and looked at our foreign policy practices through the eyes of the rest of the world. They won't like what they see.

Anonymous said...

(◠‿◠)✿

Anonymous said...

Actual discussion. Kinda. That's nice.

Anonymous said...

Since some of you were discussing shotguns and stalking
18 year old mom kills intruder while on the phone with 911 911 operator tells her to do what she has to do to protect her baby

Anonymous said...

Great presence of mind for someone so young who just lost her husband on Christmas day.

Anonymous said...

one of which was calling for Bush and Cheney to be brought up on war crimes charges.

They still should be. They're mass murderers who used religion and "my God instructed me" to justify their genocides. It's too bad that so many Americans followed them. But it's good to see some Americans with their eyes open.

Anonymous said...

Americans suck. Yeah you right.

Anonymous said...

Obsessed people. People who are obsessed can't let go of the past. The long ago past. They're too delusional and obsessed.

Anonymous said...

Haters gonna hate. Liablers will liable themselves;)

Anonymous said...

Nah 1:37, I think most of them are pretty okay.

Anonymous said...

There are meds available for your condition 12:56. Take the little blue football shaped pills to help yourself temporarily. Take a large dose of arsenic to cure yourself permanently. I don't think many mourners will show up to your service. Sorry. Wish I could I say that it was nice knowing you but I can't say that anymore than anyone else who has ever had the displeasure of meeting you.

Anonymous said...

2:48 is harsh but true. Truth hurts sometimes. Shouldn't stop honest people from speaking it.

Anonymous said...

"Liablers will liable themselves
"






And more liars will get fired from more jobs. Hope they don't have any outstanding loans or debts. It would suck to be unemployed in the new year them if they do.

Anonymous said...

I hope their mortgages are paid off because it sounds like some people are pissed off. I've never been pissed off enough to take a loss on a repossessed home but I may be now. Who wants to buy a $100000 home for $5000? Hit me up on FB. ^_~


Knock, knock, knock goes the bankmen.

Anonymous said...

Bank auctions fucking rule! You can earn 5 year's salary in one day if you're fiscally smart.

Anonymous said...

The banks and the bankmen have nothing to worry about. The gov't will bail them out. Doesn't matter what party is in control of the white house. Big business will always be bailed out. Banks will always be bailed out.

If you don't see that, then you really are an idiot. If you blame any one political party more than the other, you really are ignorant.

There is no lesser evil in politics. Stop lying to yourselves to make yourselves feel better. Democrat, Republican, Green, Independent i is all the same when they allow their power to corrupt. When they refuse to see and respect any other beliefs and positions than their own.

That is when gov't and politics become corrupt. When they forget about the other side of the coin.

Anonymous said...

The party who has my support is the party who does the least finger pointing.

The candidate who gets my support is the one who can admit his or her past mistakes and not lie to try to cover them up.

Tell the truth. Admit your failures and mistakes. Say Yes, I lied to you all when I said that during the last campaign because I had no intention of even trying to fullfill that promise. Admit is was all bullshit in your attempt to get elected.


Be a man or a true woman. Stand up and tell the fucking truth. Tell me what is is that you believe in. I don't have to agree with all of your beliefs but I will always respect your honesty.

Then, and only then, will you get my vote.

x
signed
a disillusioned American

Anonymous said...

No Ergo. No Elena.


Mayo, Mayo, Mayo? Whatchoo gonna do? I'm thinking Mayo won't be getting much more votes other than mine and his. If he even chooses to vote for himself. And that's looking doubtful.

Anonymous said...

12:49 might want to check into something called ISBN numbers. Just statin. I have an autographed copy of that one. :)

Anonymous said...

This blog is such a beautiful fucking mess. It always has been. Such a mess that only the strong, wise and/or artistic in nature could truly appreciate it.

There were those who claimed to love poetry. How could they truly love poetry if they didn't stick around for the tragic final act?

They couldn't.

There were those who claimed to love art but never looked at or touched the frame. Any true art lover knows that the frame(ing) is as important as the piece.

There were those who claimed to hear all the chords being played but missed the major lifts and the minor fall...

Who among you can name them? Who among you can name me?

Anonymous said...

Shhhhh Mayo! I know you know. You always have known. Now is not the time to show off your cheating skills. Let's see if anyone else knows me as well as you do. ;)

I doubt it. (Well, except for 2 or 3 very ssspecial people whom I won't name.)

Anonymous said...

*starts official blog time clock*




*gets ready to throw it over her shoulder yet again*



*12 hours for the guesses and then I am gone... foreverrrrr*


;)

Anonymous said...

*starts official blog time clock*




*gets ready to throw it over her shoulder yet again*



*12 hours for the guesses and then I am gone... foreverrrrr*


;)

Anon616 said...

O_o

and

o_O


Say what? And, "I said what?" Did I? Really? When? If you precious little, young, inexperience and naive things are going to quote me, I would HIGHLY suggest you get my quotes right.

I mean, seriously. You really woudn't want me to HUNT YOU DOWN and BITE YOUR ASS, would you? That "tag line" is there for a reason. WITH TEETH is not now, nor has it ever been, an empty "threat". I have no problem biting "the hand that feeds" and less than zero of a problem of biting the hands that have given me, my loved pack and my friends nothing but abuse and grief.

A caged animal will only cooperate for so long before it strkes back. I think my friends, "my pack", did a damn good job of proving that.


(LOL and I AM so just totally kidding! Because this is just a blog and there is no one here whose ass I would really want to taste... aside from all M's! Martha, Mya, Miranth., MissT, Mayo... I bet they ALL YUMMMY!!!!!)

Anon616 said...

Oh, and 12:56: I don't know what kind of shitz you tripping on this a.m.; but, I wants some!!!! I'm thinking you hitting the acid harder than my buddies from (well,I won't mention any names) were the last time I saw them (and had to drive a few of them back to their hotel room) at the Dungeon! But hell if they didn't write a hit song that very night!!!! LOL!

Oh, Alice! Oh those mushroom cravings from long ago. Check and check mate!

People really were tripping back then, werent't they? I mean, they would have had to be to not notice the check mate.

;)

Anonymous said...

Wendy,

Those pups never met a shroom that didn't scare them. don't even bother with them. They couldn't tell the forest from the shrooms if their lives depended on it.

Anon616 said...

That's sad, 5:20. That's very, very sad.

One should always be able to tell the safe path from the poisonous one. They should have been taught (and learned) that in their formative pre teen years.

You know. At camp. "Leaves of three, beware of thee."


;)

Anon616 said...

Now, FIVE to SEVEN leaves... that another story!

Welshie said...

6:02/7:53, nameless friend, and other kind anons. Thanks for your comments. I've seen a copy of the scan. It's kinda cute.

Welshie said...

Hullo Wendy. How's things?

and what may I ask is wrong with a fine Welsh arse? huh? huh?

Anon616 said...

LOL at me!!!!! I feel the need to post a "Treme" clip now! Oh... Lets me find a good one...


~~Smoke your PIECE anons ~~

Inhale it deeply and EXHALE. Let it all out! Let all that poison, hatred and bitterness out!!!! Let it go. You won't find peace or your missing "pieces" until you do. You can't complete your puzzle with missing pieces...

Let go. Exhale. Find your peace/pieces.

:)

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Anon616 said...

Ooops! Hi Welshie!!!!!! How are you? How's your sister and the baby? What did you do for Christmas and New Year's? Me, I was just the "drunken loon" I always am!

:P

But hell, I'm fun!

I hope you and yours had fun (even without me). Maybe I'll visit ya'll next year. Start preparing NOW! You have been warned.

Welshie said...

sister and baby doing ok. Xmas and New Year came and went without much fuss. Lost a kind and wonderful relative.

You're coming over to Wales next year?

Anon616 said...

Don't some of these "anons" just make you feel like you have stepped through that looking glass, Welshie?

Stepped through that looking glass, stumbled down the rabbit hole and had a cup of that "special" tea!

They do, me!!!!

What a trip?!

Anon616 said...

Well, I'm thinking of passing through Wales on my way back to Northern Europe. Way, way NORTHERN Europe! I love it there. In way, way Northern Europe that is. FINLAND to be more specific.

:)

Anon616 said...

I'm very happy to hear that your sis and baby are doing okay!!!!! When is she due?

I've been thinking about adopting another puppy...
I know, it's not a human baby BUT it's dang CLOSE if you ask me!

;)

I gotta run. Must get things done before sunrise!

Have a great day, Welshie! Have a great day, everyone! Stay safe out there!!!!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Welshie said...

I don't drink special tea, only Tetley or PG :D

It shouldn't take you long to pass through Wales Wendy!

Welshie said...

Baby due in May.

Ta ra:)

Anonymous said...

Welshie needs to try some of that special tea. At least once or twice.

Anonymous said...

The mad hatter needs to stop offering to host so many tea parties. He's wearing himself too thin and out of a well fitted hat. ;)

Anonymous said...

Pomeranians in hawaiian shirts fuckin rock :)

Welshie said...

Welshie needs to try some of that special tea. At least once or twice.

psst anon, I've tried it more often than I care to admit to. Found it gave me hairs on my chest, or was that Yorkshire tea, can't remember now:)

Anonymous said...

"My religion is kindness." - Dalai Lama

Anonymous said...

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." - Walter Winchell

Anonymous said...

People really were tripping back then, werent't they?

Those were your own words, jackass. God, how stupid can you actually be?

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know where she works now? I know that Mya didn't even need to know her place of work last time to get her fired (for her and her friend lying about sexual harassment)....

And I know that OPJ had her ISP number. Does anyone remember that? You could probably trace the ISP to where she lives and then find out probably work places after that.

Her journal has a work tag.

I just think that biting the hand that has abused you is necessary sometimes and there's no question to me that she ABUSED this blog and USED it for her own purposes. Calling people names. Not giving credit. Not stopping posting when she was asked.... NICELY. Not to mention lying about "sexual harassment "(get OVER it) about where she lives (slums) and pretty much EVERYTHING else.

UNITE AND BITE.

Anonymous said...

PS!!!! AND THIS IS IMPORTANT! REMEMBER TO USE HIDEMYASS.COM WHEN YOU GO TO HER BLOG!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey troll, if you think Kapunua even bothers with this place anymore, you're delusional.

Anonymous said...

The "anons" from VVs are the America hating and man-hating ones. PROVE TO ME it's not them.

Anonymous said...

"Bite the hand that abuses you"? Really?

Anonymous said...

Wendy, you are one dumb, nasty old twat.

Anonymous said...

And honestly, whenever Wendy starts talking about all these men she has breathing down her neck, I picture guys with receding hairline mullets, wallet-chains, and vodka breath.

Anonymous said...

What men has Wendy talked about? PROOF or it didn't happen. Sounds like more pettiness and lies from trolls to me.


Unite and bite
☝ That was funny whoever it was. :))

Anonymous said...

I think I smell a True Blood fan. ;)

Anonymous said...









┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐

Anonymous said...

I think they're obsessed with Wendy's youtube videos and make up their own perverted fanfics to go with her videos. Then they can't remember what was real and what was a part of their fanfic. That's what I think.

Anonymous said...

To freshen & sweeten things up. :)

Anonymous said...

A nasty bit of malware making the rounds on Facebook has reportedly made off with the usernames and passwords of more than 45,000 users.
Most of those affected by the worm--called Ramnit--are from France and the United Kingdom, according to a bulletin issued by security researchers at Securlet. It is capable of infecting Windows executables, Microsoft Office, and HTML files, according to McAfee.

Anonymous said...

Dashie! Do you remember last friday night? Let's do it all again. Let's do it all again!


I got a new parrtaaay dress!

Okie Dokie


Pinkie Pie

MissTottenham said...

Hiya guys, how are you all?

Welshie, I'm so sorry to hear about your worries. I hope your sister can manage to struggle through the sickness, it must be awful for her. And I'm so sorry about you loss, your Aunt Doris sounds like a lovely lady. I'll bet she had a nice time looking down on her funeral and seeing you all remember her with laughter.

Also, I'm so glad that your sister's scan was OK. I hope that takes some worry away from you all because the worry can't be doing her any good.


Welshie said...
Welshie needs to try some of that special tea. At least once or twice.

psst anon, I've tried it more often than I care to admit to. Found it gave me hairs on my chest, or was that Yorkshire tea, can't remember now:)


Can't beat the yorkshire tea Welshie LOL.


So, a new year. I was hoping it'd be a lovely arguement free one. I still have hope, come on peeps, lets get back to having a laugh.


We are having 100 mile an hours winds and rain. Wednesday evening my bedroom window started to leak so I've got the council coming out to fix it next week. could have been worse as our nice neighbour's wheelie bin took flight and smashed his cars back window.

All fun and games eh? What'll be next? I hope it's a lottery win so I can pack in work. Why is it always so hard to go back after the holidays? I'm sure my DNA was programmed to be a lady of leisure, this work thing feels all wrong hahahaha!


Be nice to each other and have fun folks. Lovin you all.

Anonymous said...

Wendy, no one here even knew you had videos. Stop trying to get more attention. You wish people would write fanfic about you, don't you? It would give your life a little meaning.

Anonymous said...

LOL 10:47. You're just getting desperate now.

Anonymous said...

Desperate again.

Anonymous said...

Again, who are they trying to convince of what? This has gone on for over 4 years with them. I don't get it. Does anyone get what they're trying to do and why they do it? Is it boredom? Lack of adult supervision? Low self esteem? Emotional disorders? Lack of socialization? Developmental disabilities? What is it that makes them keep coming back and doing these things?

Anonymous said...

☝File that under things that make you go humm.

Anonymous said...

She must be trying hit the 35000 view mark on Pearl Jam and chooses to do it on a blog were 12 people visit. ;)

Welshie said...

Ta very much for your comment Miss T luv. You're an absolute darlin':)
Bloody hell that Yorkshire Tea's strong innit? A mug of that and you start talking like Deirdre on Corrie!

Weather's been atrocious here too. One of those massive kiddies trampolines flew over my friend's garden fence and landed on her neighbour's car! Flattened it. He was not amused!

Ey oop 11:47, that's an awful lot of questions you have there.

Anonymous said...

11:47, they do it because they know it gets under people's skins. The more anyone responds to them, the more they get off on it. They don't have a plan or an agenda, they just like to see how much shit they can start just because they think it's funny. No more, no less. Ignore them, ask them questions, mock them. They don't like that.

Anonymous said...

Do you have any answers or theories Welshie? Why do they do these things?

Welshie said...

Wey hey! It's Friday and it's Gin O'Clock. Pens down people; it's home time.

Anonymous said...

Lol, yeah, Wendy thinks she's a "star". That's why she keeps coming here and posting all those links, even though nobody ever bothers to click on them.

Anonymous said...

That's a very good theory, 12:20. But there has to more to it than that. Or do you think that they are really that simplistic and junvenile?

Anonymous said...

I think 11:47 just described herself. ;)

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