Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dig into her.

Of all the translations of Charles Baudelaire's Rêve parisien that I have read, this version is my favorite.


Parisian Dream

I

That marvelous landscape of my dream —
Which no eye knows, nor ever will —
At moments, wide awake, I seem
To grasp, and it excites me still.

Sleep, how miraculous you are —
A strange caprice had urged my hand
To banish, as irregular,
All vegetation from that land;

And, proud of what my art had done,
I viewed my painting, knew the great
Intoxicating monotone
Of marble, water, steel and slate.

Staircases and arcades there were
In a long labyrinth, which led
To a vast palace; fountains there
Were gushing gold, and gushing lead.

And many a heavy cataract
Hung like a curtain, — did not fall,
As water does, but hung, compact,
Crystal, on many a metal wall.

Tall nymphs with Titan breasts and knees
Gazed at their images unblurred,
Where groves of colonnades, not trees,
Fringed a deep pool where nothing stirred.

Blue sheets of water, left and right,
Spread between quays of rose and green,
To the world's end and out of sight,
And still expanded, though unseen.

Enchanted rivers, those — with jade
And jasper were their banks bedecked;
Enormous mirrors, dazzled, made
Dizzy by all they did reflect.

And many a Ganges, taciturn
And heedless, in the vaulted air,
Poured out the treasure of its urn
Into a gulf of diamond there.

As architect, it tempted me
To tame the ocean at its source;
And this I did, — I made the sea
Under a jeweled culvert course.

And every color, even black,
Became prismatic, polished, bright;
The liquid gave its glory back
Mounted in iridescent light.

There was no moon, there was no sun, —
For why should sun and moon conspire
To light such prodigies? — each one
Blazed with its own essential fire!

A silence like eternity
Prevailed, there was no sound to hear;
These marvels all were for the eye,
And there was nothing for the ear.

II

I woke; my mind was bright with flame;
I saw the cheap and sordid hole
I live in, and my cares all came
Burrowing back into my soul.

Brutally the twelve strokes of noon
Against my naked ear were hurled;
And a gray sky was drizzling down
Upon this sad, lethargic world.

— Edna St. Vincent Millay, Flowers of Evil (NY: Harper and Brothers, 1936)




p.s. you will find figs and days, lyrics and plays.

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Bellatrix said...

Good morning Mayo,SS and Lovelies!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAPUNUA!


Have a great day,BlogBelieve.
See you later.
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*

Anon616 said...

Good morning/afternoon/night Mayo, SS, Bella, Ergo, FASC, Elena, TJ, Sdock, Fimble Star; various anons, watchers and lurkers; everyone!

How are you all this morning? Fiesty, festive and generally fantastic, I hope!

Ergo: I heart bunny slippers! Scooby slippers too!
I've decided to skip VOODOO FEST today. I know. I'm going to miss Stone Temple Pilots tonight!
*sighs*

Oh well, I'm sure they'll be back soon and I can't possibly miss NINE INCH NAILS tomorrow! No!!! I just cannot do that! We owe them. They did refuse to play in TN in 2005 (after Katrina). Trent Reznor said he was playing in NOLA or he wasn't playing at all. And, play in NOLA they did ~ on the Riverfront ~ FOR FREE! Awwwww!!!!

It's going to be a gorgeous weekend. Sunny with temps in the 70s. PERFECT Voodoo Fest weather!!!

Possum: Yes maam! I shall take pictures and videos just for you.
;)
I don't know if they'll be super; but, you know I'll try my best!
*big smile*

Sweetcheeks: Good to see you around ~ if just for one comment ~ yesterday! I miss you!!!!
*huge hug and kiss*

I see SS really got into the Spirit of FF 2008! Too funny, indeed. Although, we might have a serious problem with those F**KING bunnies!

MissT: I hope you feel much, much better soon!!! *snogs*

To ponder, or not to ponder, today:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Choices

WE HAVE TWO CHOICES:
Jerry was the kind of guy some people loved to hate or hated to love. He was always in a good mood and always had something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant. The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"

Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, 'Jerry, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood.' I choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life."

"Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested.

"Yes, it is," Jerry said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live life."

I reflected on what Jerry said. Soon thereafter, I left the restaurant industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.

Several years later, I heard that Jerry did something you are never supposed to do in a restaurant business: he left the back door open one morning and was held up at gunpoint by three armed robbers. While trying to open the safe, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him. Luckily, Jerry was found relatively quickly and rushed to the local trauma center.

After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.

I saw Jerry about six months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Wanna see my scars?"
I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place. "The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied. "Then, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live, or I could choose to die. I chose to live."

"Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked.

Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the emergency room and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read, 'He's a dead man.' I knew I needed to take action."

"What did you do?" I asked.

"Well, there was a big, burly nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes,' I replied. The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Bullets!' Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.'"

Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully. Attitude, after all, is everything.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I hope you all choose to live, fully, today!!! Enjoy the day everyone!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Hi PJ, Mustard, Lewis and Dave, Present, Mel and Carrie!!!

Anon616 said...

O_O

Oh my! That was a long one, again, wasn't it? I think I should go back to quotes for awhile!

Sorry, Mayo! Sorry, everyone!

Happy Birthday K!

*blows kisses to blogbelieve*

Anonymous said...

Why, thank you so much, everyone! Thank you for the birthday wishes. Today I am singing Beatles' "Birthday" to myself all day.

"You say it's (my) birthday!
Nanananaaa!
it's my birthday too, yeahhh!"

^_^

Actually, today is also my brother's birthday, and my cousins' husbands (Boychild's Dad,) and a few other people I know. October 24th is a very popular birthday. Next week is my cousin's birthday (we're close; she is Boychild's Mom,) and Granny K's and my other cousin's son's. It's the Birthday Cluster. What's the absolute bomb about that once a year everyone gets to be in the same room together and it is such a great time. (Except this year my brother won't be here, BOOOO. I hate that.) Everyone gets the others a gift, even though we might as well not because it's usually similar things anyway. But that's not the point, the point is that someone thought of you and wondered what to get you. That is why I LOVE getting pressies. Because someone thought about you.

Mayo and S(S)S whatchoo gonna buy me today? Make it good because Solly, Princess and FASC already got me Adam Lazzara. ;D Now remember, I loathe diamonds, fur, leather, stuff made in sweat shops, stuff that's not fair trade, stuff tested on animals and stuff that's mad expensive when you can get a similarly useful thing for an 8th of the price at Target or something. You'd think that makes me easy to buy for but it's the opposite! I don't like cut flowers and I don't wear makeup that much. I like lotions and soap and stuff but it can't be animal tested. So, I am kinda a pain in the ass!

Mayo, you could get me slipper socks. I can't get enough of them. Or even just long, fuzzy, thigh-high socks. Especially if they are ribbed or have horizontal stripes! OOoooo! *squirms* All my slipper socks from last year are worm down and no longer fuzzy.

S(S)S, you could get me some fair trade chocolate. Remember, I like my chocolate dark and bitter. Like my heart. ^_^

Nahh you guys I'm just kidding. :D I'm just glad you guys are my friends, that's all!

I had a really crappy day yesterday and I want to just come on here and spill it all out to you--my friends--but I can't do that anymore; the last time I came here spilling my guts over something terrible I got chewed up for it. It is disheartening because it feels good to be able to blather to one's friends about things that are upsetting and I do count you as my friends. Sei Shonagon wrote of it once; of the kind feelings of people you hold dear when something bad happens. I know you are all still here but in that respect, I miss you. Not your fault.

Today will be better. I get to see a friend I haven't seen since May, and also I'm going to bake a MAD CRAZY APPLE POMEGRANATE PIE which I wish you could all taste because it's going to rock. Then tomorrow is a Birthday Cluster party and I just can't wait! Such happy times ahead. :D

I wish the same for you guys!

Anonymous said...

Never have I seen a more obvious attempt to curry one's favor.

toujours said...

or, share one's birthday with one's friends.

*tsk*

shocking.

happy birthday kapunua! (check your lj! *grin*)




good morning everyone, good morning mayo-sama. :)

off for coffee. ciao!

Anonymous said...

I immediately lose any respect for anyone who answers Kapu today. Sorry Tj but it's true.

Anonymous said...

good

morning


:)

Anonymous said...

♥yummy♥

good morning
:)

Anonymous said...

:)
♥♥


i hoped you would like the breakfast






(how's your morning?)

Anonymous said...

I immediately lose any respect for anyone who answers Kapu today. Sorry Tj but it's true.

October 24, 2008 11:14 AM


I am certain that tj is going to lose sleep over your loss of respect. /sarcasm

Anonymous said...

breakfast with you is always enjoyable
♥♥


(like what i hope yours is: good)

:)

Anonymous said...

good on tj for not being another one of amy's butt monkeys.

Anonymous said...

:)
♥♥


it's always good with you






(i'm still holding on
still holding you)

Anonymous said...

♥♥

(don't ever let go)

:)

Anonymous said...

Amy doesn't want butt monkeys. She doesn't scream for attention or need her friends to tell how great smart and vrilliant she is and kiss her ass every 15 minutes.

Anonymous said...

:)


♥♥






(you know that i won't)

Anonymous said...

Amy doesn't want butt monkeys. She doesn't scream for attention or need her friends to tell how great smart and vrilliant she is and kiss her ass every 15 minutes.

Then why are you her butt monkey if she doesn't need them?

Anonymous said...

Amy would never have the nerve to come on here actually TELLING people it was her birthday and demanding attention. Amy doesn't care about getting the attention of others or having a "stage" to talk on. She actually cares about this blog. Not about herself. About the blog itself.

Anonymous said...

♥♥


for me there is






:)

Anonymous said...

:*

Anonymous said...

♥♥

(tightly)

:)

Smoke said...

Uh, okay.

Kapunua did not come on here telling everyone it was her birthday. She was thanking everyone for wishing her a happy birthday.

So, just so I'm clear on this, it's okay for everyone else to have special days or birthdays and get presents and well wishes, just not Jules? That's what it's really all about, right?

Yeah, I know.

I'm just one of her ass-kisser friends so my opinion probably means nothing to you but good God.

Just give it a rest for once, please?

Anonymous said...

Personally I just wouldn't say things like that to someone I hardly knew if I wasn't sure they were welcome, ESPECIALLY to someone else's man when he made the point that he was already in love.


WHEN did he ever say this? Or are you ASSUMING?

Anonymous said...

Blah de blah. Guys, I found an awesome site to share with you.

Google Sky. I've got a cool telescope so I'm always out there peeking at Saturn, Mars, the moon and junk like that so this is a really cool site for me.

If you go and click at the bottom on "constellations" you can find in the sky where your constellation is, if you don't already know it. I clicked on Scorpio, of course, even though I know where it is and recognize it in the sky. But if you don't know, now you can see!

Best of all, click on Earth and Sky to see amazing pictures of pulsars, galaxies, nebulas and stars. SO EFFING AWESOME.

The milky way is so bright and clear in the fall and winter. I hope you can all get to a place with very little light pollution and see how vast and bright it is up there.

Here's another awesome site, this one tells you what you can see, and when, from wherever you are. It says that Jupiter's visibility is going to be pretty good (and Saturn's, not so much,) so, get out there with a warm coat, a telescope if you've got one, and watch the passing of time in space. When you see Jupiter's moons in a telescope and you see them moving, it somehow drives home the fact that time--such as it is (or isn't)--is "passing" not only on Earth, but out there, too, where you can't even really perceive or fathom it.

Looking into space and seeing the planets and stars is so moving.

And because it's my birthday and there are so many Scorpios:

SCORPIUS.

Check that baby out. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Mahalo, Princess! :) Hey, I left you a constellation.

Anonymous said...

No you are right actually. It was K's stupid circle of friends that always try to get her attention. If it isnt K trying herself its them trying for her. God they are all so pathetic. They could wish her a happy bday at the porch but them being nice isnt the point. They always have a hidden agenda. The point is trying to get Mayo to wish her a happy birthday which is why they posted it here and everyone can see that.

Anonymous said...

Go share your pointless sites at the porch you old bag

Anonymous said...

They tried the same tactic with solly and their stupid little plan didnt work. he didnt come on and kiss her ass and beg her to come back. Now its time to try again with kapu!

Anonymous said...

Personally I hope your birthday sucks....

Anonymous said...

For all of you who hate the fact that people talk to or about me, you certainly do a good job of it yourselves. :)

My birthday rules and will continue to rule, so I'm sorry if your wish won't come true. Go outside tonight and watch the stars. Maybe you will forget about me for a few minutes. ^_^

I have to go bake pie. Maybe I'll bake Fimble's pie in the sky! And you'll see that through your telescope.

Smoke said...

YAY, Jules! I'll have to check that out when I get home later today.

Whoop!

Anonymous said...

Personally I hope your birthday sucks....

October 24, 2008 12:50 PM


Remember that when your birthday rolls around, anon. Karma and all that.

Anonymous said...

Your birthday rules? I never laughed so hard. Spend your entire birthday on the computer just because you dont have any friends. That is just pathetic. Im so sure this day will be different from every other day.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck says rules anymore? Someone is stuck in the past.

Anonymous said...

who the fuck says sucks anymore?

Anon616 said...

Hello Mayo, SS, various anons... everyone!

I have a special treat for you all today. Especially for anyone who is bored and wants to experience a little VOODOO!

Broadcasting LIVE from VOODOO ~ The Tenth Ritual!!!

I have no idea who these guys are; but, Joss Stone will be on at 4:00 (I think)!

Awww.....there's nobody there yet. Makes me feel like running out there ~ to do some singing, dancing, jumping, socializing and WOO-HOOing ~ right now!

I'm sure it will be packed once school lets out and people get off of work!

*big smile*

Have a great 'rest of the' day everyone!!!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Anonymous said...

Your birthday rules? I never laughed so hard. Spend your entire birthday on the computer just because you dont have any friends. That is just pathetic. Im so sure this day will be different from every other day.

October 24, 2008 1:14 PM


Where in the hell are your friends? What are you doing sitting at the computer, barking at people, just because people are wishing a friend happy birthday.

Anonymous said...

I bet you are on your computer all day,just waiting for someone that you do not like to come on and be hateful.What a sad life you must have. At least Kapunua has something to talk about..dreams,stories and what she is going to do today....what have you got to say? I don't think you do have anything to say...unless it is negative.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Personally I just wouldn't say things like that to someone I hardly knew if I wasn't sure they were welcome, ESPECIALLY to someone else's man when he made the point that he was already in love.


WHEN did he ever say this? Or are you ASSUMING?

farawaysoclose said...

I immediately lose any respect for anyone who answers Kapu today. Sorry Tj but it's true.

October 24, 2008 11:14 AM



bothered.

farawaysoclose said...

hello!

anyone around?

farawaysoclose said...

well apparantly not!!

no worries i'd rather no comments than bitchy anons!!

seeya guys! i've got a chinese takeaway on it's way to my home!

love to you all!

you too SS and Mayo!

Anonymous said...

For Kapunua

Anonymous said...

4:35, thank you for the LOLCAT! I'm going to save it. ^_^ How sweet!

Oops, my pah just went *ding!*

FASC, I answered you at the pork even though you are gone. :)

Ciao, tutti!

Anonymous said...

The Porkies are mad cos they only get half the number of visiters dickweed gets even after repetitively making links to their "porch" to make sure mayo clicks. You dont need a tracker to see that.

Fimble Star said...

wow, good spot there but do you have a whole book which you can play spot the difference, or even a where's wally book.

Do you go outside one day to spot the spots on a ladybird?

or do you just sit here and pick that spot until it weeps and gets sticky and then you have to get your hancky to clean it up?

Anonymous said...

K is sending herself lolcats now. Very sad.

Anonymous said...

You iz a spy! O_O

ergoproxy said...

anons why can't you just leave it, I know you have opinions but the negativity does make Mayo's a less enjoyable place
and seeing as all of us can read, and do have a decent measure of intelligence, we can grasp your meaning without the repetition, and are quite capable of deciding how much we care without concern for your opinion of us because of it







..




so good morning everyone!

and Happy Birthday again K

(any excuse for a lolcat)

Anonymous said...

Bwaha! Thank you Ergo! That one is really cute too. ^_^

Anonymous said...

No offense Fimble but you're one of those things that make me go
hmmm

ergoproxy said...

hi anon

and thanks I now have that song in my head!

Amyranth said...

*wheezes*

Hi everyone.

-A

ergoproxy said...

hi amy! why you wheezin?

Amyranth said...

Hiya Ergo

I haz a sick. I caught it on the bus today, at least that's when it felt like it invaded. Blagh.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Happy Birthday, K!! ^_^

As a birthday gift to you, I bought myself bling. 'Cause I love you that much, honey!

Just remember how happy you are with me, even when you're having hateful thoughts!

*does an impromptu back bend*

ergoproxy said...

RW O_O

you talented lass!

hello!!

oh amy you sick again, hope it's only a short lived virus

Amyranth said...

*winces*

RW, you didn't pull a muscle there, did you?

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Hi EP and A! :D

I pulled something, I think, A. I dare not say what!

Anonymous said...

4:35 are you Mayo or S(S)S. You know she thinks you are. Thats why she's saving the LOLcats.
They have to wish her a hb day. She's special. All the prochies are.

ergoproxy said...

talented AND saucy RW!!

how was friday for you all?

Smoke said...

So now I'm a prochie? WTH is a prochie?

Hi errbody!

Amyranth said...

*grimaces*
RW, then I won't use my imagination!

I think I'm going to run and load up on Neo-citran, be back later.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Neo Citrin is my best friend when I have a migraine, A.

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, S&V! ^_^

I gotchoo some bling for K's birthday.

Anonymous said...

hello everybuddy.
:)

Amyranth said...

RW, I have also discovered that Neo-Citran is good for colds, sinus pain, and hangovers.

-A

sdock10 said...

Hi Guys!

*leans in to see the bling*

Smoke said...

Why thank you, RW! You know I gots love for you! ^_~

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Solly! :D

I gotchoo bling too! ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, smiley anon :)

sdock10 said...

RW,

Thank you! I'm not used to getting presents on other folks' birthdays, but Smoke is.

resurrected wreck said...

Don't say that too loud, S&V, or K might hear you! She's jellus 'cause she, like, luvs me soooo much!!

Smoke said...

*sticks tongue out at Solly*

You just gotta know how to work the system, Solly.

Don't hate the playa.

ergoproxy said...

hi smoke sdock

hi anon

sdock10 said...

Heyyah Ergo!

Smoke said...

Oh! Right!

*picks up a Sharpie*

*writes "S&V ♥'s RW" on RW's neck*

I won't tell! ^_~

Smoke said...

Hiya Ergo!

gnothi seauton said...

I'm in and out like a greased weasel.

Happy Birthday Kapunua.

Hello Mayo.
Hello All.

Good night All.
Good night Mayo.

TTFN

Smoke said...

Hi and bye,GS! :)

sdock10 said...

GS,

You are super duper fast and stuff!

Hi and Bye!

Take care!

ergoproxy said...

I have a party tonight ad I don't know what to get as a gift

it's a 21st for twins, a guy and a girl, for the girl I found these really nice sets of 3 trinket boxes, polished metal with coloured glass sides, but the guy has me stumped, hubby suggested a selection of hooks etc as he fishes, but that doesn't scream "21st birthday" to me

any ideas?

resurrected wreck said...

For Solly

For S&V

For me

Thanks, K! ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, GS :)

Amyranth said...

Ergo, a trio of hookers?

-A

resurrected wreck said...

*picks up a Sharpie*

*writes "S&V ♥'s RW" on RW's neck*

I won't tell! ^_~


It's okay, s&V. I'll say it's a birthmark. She believes everything I tell her 'cause she, like, luvs me!

sdock10 said...

RW,

Those are lovely! You have exquisite taste!


Ergo,

Umm, cologne, maybe? Does he like sports? Music?

sdock10 said...

I think Amy might have the right idea.

Bwah!

Smoke said...

RW!

I am just in shock.

So, so, so SPARKLY! SO PRETTY!

ergoproxy said...

*Wooooooooooooosh*

hi and bye GS


*gets spray and wipes to clean up slippery trail left from ......... what is this weasel fur doing here?*

anima said...

Hi Everyone!!

Just swinging through...

Happy Jappy Birthday Kapunua!!!




SS, you are fucking awesome! Thank you!


Mayo, wishing you and all the lovelies here a beautiful evening/day/morning - ♥ to all of you. :)

Smoke said...

Yeah, when it comes to buying for dudes I have no idea what to tell you.

I can only tell you what I'd like. Bwah.

Sparkly and blingy.

Ha.

ergoproxy said...

nice one Amy!

I think he may like that, but you know wrapping them is such a bitch!


yeah I was thinking a cologne set, he likes fishing but it's not really special, and we don't know what he drinks
Guys are so hard to buy for!

sdock10 said...

Anima,

Swing on over my way!


Love ya!

Smoke said...

Hi and bye, Anima! :)

resurrected wreck said...

A, I find Neo Citrin to be an effective cure for everything from migraines to hangovers to food poisoning.

ergoproxy said...

Hi anima!

sdock10 said...

What is Neo Citrin and why don't we know about it here?

resurrected wreck said...

Neo Citrin is a hot lemony medicinal drink, Solly, usually used for colds, flu, and allergies, but I have found it to be useful for so much more. I think it is only available in Canada. Britain has something similar called Lem Sip.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, Anima! :)

Smoke said...

Huh.

Learn something new errday.

sdock10 said...

Hmmm, send me some, RW!

Anonymous said...

Edith Sitwell giving readings
14 Moscow Road
Osbert's giving champagne parties
Sachie's got a cold
Gertrude's hanging pictures
Alice making tea
Me, I do the only thing that still
makes sense to me
I do the Rock
I do the Rock Rock

John and Yoko farming beef
raising protein quota
Sometimes they make love and art
inside their dakota
Rodney's feeling sexy
Mick is really frightfully bold
Me, I do the only thing that stops me growing old
I do the Rock
I do the Rock Rock
I do the Rock Rock Rock

Well, it's stimulating

Solzhenitzin feels exposed
build a barbed-wired prison
Nietsche's six feet under but his babies still got rythm
Einstein's celebrating ten decates
but I'm afraid philosophy is just too much responsibility for me
I do the Rock
I do the Rock

Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean
Best and Colin Cowdrey
Little Mo, Virginia Wade
Pistol Pete and O.J.
I've always like Di Maggio
and Rockne's pretty knute you know
I could never wack a ball with such velocity
I do the Rock
I do the Rock
I do the Rock
It's stimulating - I'm a keen student

Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza
Jaclyn, Kate and Farah
Meg and Roddy, John Travolta
Governor Brown and Linda
Interwiew and People Magazine
Miss Rona and the Queen
It must be really frightfull to attract publicity
I do the Rock
Myself
I do the Rock
Carter, Begin and Sadat
Breznhev, Teng and Castro
eyeryday negotiate us closer to desastro
Idi Amin and the Shah
and Al Fatah is quite bizarre
I could never get the hang of ideoligy
I do the Rock
I do the Rock
I do - I do - I do - do the Rock

Amyranth said...

Neo Citrin is (uh, Citrin or Citran?) a small piece of heaven that proves that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

It's lemony, medicated, and it knocks you out cold pretty quick.

-A

ergoproxy said...

oh it's LemSip! we have that, I was wondering what Neo citrin was too

Amyranth said...

LemSip, neat!

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Do you prefer the lemon or the apple spice flavour, A?

I prefer lemon myself.

resurrected wreck said...

LemSip makes more sense, as far as naming it goes. Neo Citrin sounds so futuristic and otherwordly!

sdock10 said...

We have Thera-flu, ummm, it's liquidy and lemon flavored and it's gross.

I want what ya'll got.

resurrected wreck said...

I could send you some if you like, Solly :) Don't know how Customs feels about sending medicine across the border, though.

resurrected wreck said...

I could always package it up all nice & Customs would never k now what's in it! I'll write "candy" on the parcel or sumfin.

sdock10 said...

Sounds pretty risky, RW.

resurrected wreck said...

Probably isn't though, Solly, as it's just an over-the-counter drinkie anyway.

If you want some, I shall be happy to send you some ^_^

Amyranth said...

I am a lemon person RW. I don't find Apple to have a healing flavour unless it's in a crisp, pie, or muffin form.

And loaded with sugar of course.

You know what else is really good? Buckley's.

Yes, I'm sadistic.

-A

sdock10 said...

Let's hold off for now. By sending me meds it's almost like tempting the fates and gods into making me sick.

Instead just make me a pretty frilly dress!

Amyranth said...

"Hello Neo. I'd like you to Sip this Citrin."

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Actually, I like Buckley's too, A.

resurrected wreck said...

I shall make you a pretty dress out of Neo Citrin packages, Solly!

resurrected wreck said...

You can wear it with your new earrings ^_^

sdock10 said...

Awesome, RW!

You are one talented seamstress and you're cute too.

Did you read about my dream the other night? You were rocking a motorcycle!

ergoproxy said...

yeah I thought neo citrin was some major antibiotic stuff

so it's powder you mix with water like our lemsip?

I have some in the cupboard always
and I do like just hot lemon juice and honey too

resurrected wreck said...

I didn't read about your dream, Solly! Is it over at DM?

resurrected wreck said...

so it's powder you mix with water like our lemsip?

Exactly so, EP!

sdock10 said...

Yeah, from yesterday I think, RW.

Can't remember.

resurrected wreck said...

I shall go look...

resurrected wreck said...

That's hilarious, Solly!!

I'd make a totally laughable biker chick! I'm short as a Hobbit!

ergoproxy said...

yay for ducks disease!

resurrected wreck said...

Ducks disease?

ergoproxy said...

I also had it all planned what I was going to wear tonight but the nights have been really cold so I have to rethink it
I was going to wear a cute little black dress with fishnets and little boots but I may have to go with my black pants and leather jacket, but then I have to decide on what top!
bet I end up with half a million things tossed on the bed

ergoproxy said...

oh you don't say that RW?

ducks disease = arse too close to the ground
for us more height challenged individuals :)

resurrected wreck said...

Then yep, EP, I've got a bad case of it!

Anonymous said...

real quick 'cause i gotta run: "Greased weasel" made me LOL, and RW, I love you so much that I am filled with hate and pain!

resurrected wreck said...

Aw, honey! You luvs me! ^_^

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The Porkies are mad cos they only get half the number of visiters dickweed gets even after repetitively making links to their "porch" to make sure mayo clicks. You dont need a tracker to see that.

October 24, 2008 5:14 PM

very true!

resurrected wreck said...

Oh yeah, and I kinda, like, love you too.

Thanks for the bling! ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Have a Coke & a smile and shut up, 8:11pm.

ergoproxy said...

I'm off into town for a gift hunt, and some groceries so I'll be back later

take care all

xx

resurrected wreck said...

Have fun, EP :)

Original Punk L said...

Anon at 7:26, cool song choice! Tim Curry rocks. For anyone who doesn't know the song, it's here-

I Do The Rock


Can't stay, but will talk to you guys later!

Love ya,
L.

Amyranth said...

I9s everyone kinda buzzing in and out right now?

Mayo, I thought this might be a good Hallowe'en decoration for the house.

(Credit to Rob Zombie)


This is The House,
Come on In.
This is The House,
Built on Sin.
This is The House,
Nobody Lives.
This is The House,
You get what you give.


-A

Anonymous said...

Possession

[Credit to Glenn Danzig]

I want to crawl inside your soul
Nestle in your brain
Stand you on your head
Crouch you on all fours

Oh I will walk among your dreams
When you think you are asleep
The invitation of your mind
Beckons me to your sin

All the things that you say and feel

For I will be inside your speech
Say the words you must not say
For I will lurk inside your heart
If you can take it and survive

(Incubus)
As it must ever be
Oppression
(Incubus)
It's ever been
Through my oppressive black sleeping
(Incubus)
It has always been
Possession
(Incubus)
As it must always be

All the things that you say and feel
Become
Possession - riding
Possession - riding you hard
Possession - riding you on yea

And I will worm inside your skull
Make you beg to be my whore
Do my bidding day and night
If you can take it and survive

(Incubus)
As it must ever be
Oppression
(Incubus)
It's ever been
Through my oppressive black sleeping
(Incubus)
It has always been
Possession
(Incubus)
As it must always be

All the things that you say and feel
Become
Possession - riding
Possession - riding you hard
Possession - riding onto you
Possession - riding
Possession - riding you hard
Possession - riding you on yea

Amyranth said...

*grins*

I see your Danzig, and raise you a Cradle.

Evening minuetto in a castle by the sea
A jewel more radiant than the moon
Lowered Her mask to me
The sublimest creature the Gods, full of fire
Would marvel at making their Queen
Infusing the air with Her fragrant desire
And my heart reeled with grave poetry....

From grace I fell in love with Her
Scent and feline lure
And jade woodland eyes that ushered in the impurest
"Erotic, laden fantasies amid this warm Autumn night
She lulled me away from the rich masquerade
And together we clung in the bloodletting moonlight"
Pearled luna, what spell didst thou cast on me?
Her icy kiss fervoured my neck
Like whispering waves 'pon Acheron's beach
In a whirl of sweet voices and statues
That phantomed the dying trees
This debauched seductress in black, took me....

In a pale azured dawn like Ligeia reborn
I tore free of my sleep - sepulchre
On the sea misted lawn where stone figures, forlorn
Lamented the spectre of Her
Bewildered and weak, yet with passion replete
I hungered for past overtures
The curse of unrest and her ardent caress
Came much more than my soul could endure....

I, at once endeavoured to see Her again
Stirring from midnight's inertia
Knowing not even her name
On a thin precipice over carnal abyss
I danced like a blind acolyte
Drunk on red wine, her dead lips on mine
Suffused with the perfume of night

For hours I scoured the surrounding grounds
In vain that we might meet
When storm clouds broke, ashened, fatigued
I sought refuge in a cemeterty

Sleep, usher dreams
Taint to nightmares from a sunless nether

Mistress of the dark
I now know what thou art

Screams haunt my sleep
Dragged from nightmares thou hast wed together

Lamia and Lemures
Spawned thee leche
To snare my flesh

Portrait of the Dead Countess

Deep stained pain that I had dreamt
Flaunted demise, life's punishment
Leaving little strength to seal this wretched tomb....

But poised nectar within my stirs
Up feverous desire and morbid purpose to search
Through cobwebbed drapery to where she swoons
Goddess of the graveyard, of the tempest and moon
In flawless fatal beauty her very visage compels
Glimpses of a heaven where ghost companies fell
To mourning the loss of god in blackest velvet
Enrobed in their downfall like a swift silhouette

"Fleeting, enshadowed
Thou art privy to my sin
Secrets dead, wouldst thou inflict
The cruel daylights upon my skin?
Dost thou not want to worship me
With crimson sacrifice
So my cunt may twitch against thy kiss
And weep with new-found life?"

Red roses for the Devil's whore....

Dark angels taste my tears
And whisper haunting requiems
Softly to mine ear
Need-fires have lured abominations here....

Nocturnal pulse
My veins spill forth their waters
Rent by lips I cherish most

Awash on her perfidious shores
Where drowning umbra o'er the stars
Ebon's graves where lovers whore
Like seraphim and Nahemah

"Nahemah"

Pluck out mine eyes, hasten, attest
Blind reason against thee, Enchantress
For I must know, art thou not death?
My heart echoes bloodless and incensed....

Doth temptation prowl night in vulvic revelry
Did not the Queen of Heaven come as Devil to me?
On that fatal Hallow's Eve when we fled company
As the music swept around us in the crisp, fated leaves
UNder horned Diana where her bloodline was sewn
In a graveyard of Angels rent in cool marbled stone
I am grieving the loss of life in sombre velvet
Enrobed in Death's shadow like a swifter
silhouette....

-A

Anonymous said...

How is this not exactly what you accused the Porchies of doing?

Anonymous said...

Welcome To My Nightmare

Welcome to my nightmare
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel you belong

A nocturnal vacation
Unnecessary sedation
You want to feel at home 'cause you belong
Welcome to my nightmare, whoa

Welcome to my breakdown
I hope I didn't scare you
That's just the way we are when we come down
We sweat and laugh and scream here
'cause life is just a dream here
You know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to my breakdown , whoa
You're welcome to my nightmare, yeah

Welcome to my nightmare
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel you belong
We sweat laugh and scream here
'cause life is just a dream here
You know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to my nightmare, oww
Welcome to my breakdown
Yeah

Alice Cooper

Anonymous said...

I see your Cradle....

Under Huntress Moon

With the snow fallen thick
And bonfires alit
And shooting stars portents of rips
I ascended to spur
A mere glimpse or murmur
From her precious celestial lips

Be it sun to your moon
Be it moon to your sun
Together we promised to come
With a turn of the screw
And a slip of the tongue
We eclipsed one another undone

Through the mists, through the woods
With the night-wraiths I've stood
Atop murderous peaks calling you
On storm-lashed beachheads
Where the fishermen dread
The things your bewitchments accrue

Those deep creatures bring
Her cut diamond rings
A girl with a pearl necklace her
Advancing in fevers
Tsunamis and myrrh
Will she wreak bloody vengeance or purr?

Or will she purr?

She lights the skies
Dressed in silver scales plucked from the ocean
To spite her thighs
That Lucifer snuck inside
And with his pride
Enclaves were upgraded to Goshen
So paradise
Could shine from out her skirts

'I adorn myself at dusk
With ornaments to close the noose
A kiss as red as blood and cold as hell

My body glows with lust
Anaemic as the flag of truce
I raised at dawn to catch you in my spell'

With every twist I cannot resist her
Fertile female mind control
This wanton witch, white-rapids sister
To whom I pour my wine and soul

And here we go again!

From a copse of black yews
Where the moon was drawn through
Like a sword through a Gordian knot
She descended to me
Claiming swift victory
Over the heart I had near-soon forgot

With every kiss this huntress whispered:
'Yield to my sweet embrace
One night of bliss.' I could not dismiss her
Once her beauty shot me a darker face

You mesmerise my soul Diana
You mesmerise my soul





and raise you a

thinks...

Amyranth said...

10:04, because it's not incessant.

-A

Anonymous said...

I want to talk but this makes me uncomfortable.

Anonymous said...

Ballroom Blitz!

Oh
it's been getting so hard.
Living with the things you do to me.

Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you ev'rything I see.
Oh I see a man at the back
as a matter of fact his eyes are as red as the sun.

And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'cause she thinks she's the passionate one.

Oh yeh
it was like lightning
ev'rybody was fright'ning
and the music was soothing
and they all started grooving.

Yeh
yeh
yeh
yeh

yeh and the man at the back said
ev'ryone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said
Boy I wanna warn ya
it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
ballroom blitz

ballroom blitz...

I'm reaching out for something
touching nothing's all I ever do.
Oh I softly call you over
when you appear there's nothing left of you.

Now the man at the back
is ready to crack as he raisers his hands in the sky.

And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
she could kill you with a wink of her eye.

Oh
yes
it was electric
so frightfully hectic
and the band started leaping
'cause they all stopped breathing

Oh yes
it was like lightning...

Yeh
yeh
yeh

and the man at the back said...
Yeh
yeh
yeh

and the man at the back said...




Sweet

Anonymous said...

It wasn't incessant when they did it either. Maybe in your opinion but not everyone's. This is the same thing. Your other talking at night is "incessant" why is that different. The thing is.... it's not what they were saying. It's WHO was saying it.

Anonymous said...

10:04 Because several other bloggers have not expressed displeasure and asked us to stop. And
because no one else was around when we started so we did not interrupt a current conversation.

Amyranth said...

Your other talking at night is "incessant" why is that different.

So you're saying I have no right to come here at night with like minded people and chat, without the fear of being ridiculed by brilliance such as yourself?

-A

Anonymous said...

^^^ agreed. In my perception Amy treated them very unfairly. I didn't think they were incessant about it either, they were just having fun. I don't feel good about coming on at night when certain people are talking why is that any different? Amy singled them out for personal reasons and she made personal attacks (K's job)... I thought it was unfair and hateful but hey what do I know. I like the "wrong" people so my opinion is wrong.

Anonymous said...

"
So you're saying I have no right to come here at night with like minded people and chat, without the fear of being ridiculed by brilliance such as yourself?

-A"


Isn't that what you said about them? I never said you didn't have the right and I never ridiculed you. But you pointed the finger at five or so of them when meanwhile you do the same exact thing. It's not about what is being said it's about who is saying it, people you happen to not like.

Anonymous said...

So you're saying I have no right to come here at night with like minded people and chat, without the fear of being ridiculed by brilliance such as yourself?



Ummm... weren't the porchies like minded people chatting?

And they didn't "interrupt" anyone. They came on in the day hence why they were called the Day Crew....?

Anonymous said...

In fact 10:04
nobody had posted in almost an hour when I posted the Danzig lyrics. Amy and I didn't interrupt anything or talk over and ignore anybody else.

Amyranth said...

But you pointed the finger at five or so of them

There's an assumption. Keep them coming, but over at my blog please.

Really, Mayo's doesn't need this mess and never did.

-A

Anonymous said...

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?





Brace yourself




'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'





Oh for goodness sake...Laugh, or at least groan.

Life's too short not to enjoy...

Anonymous said...

I appreciate the effort, anons, I really do, and I thank you. But honestly, it's not worth getting into it. ^_^ Thank you, though.

Good night, Mayo and S(S)S! Good night and thank you to all of you who wished me a happy birthday. The Cluster Party is tomorrow, but today was a good day. Thank you for all of the prezzies and consideration. :D

Amyranth said...

10:25, that was awful!

I love it!

-A

Anonymous said...

10:24, the porchies were usually on during the day and were having like-minded conversations with each other. Somehow that wasn't right but this is.

Amyranth you pointed out exactly everything that group always liked to do and you also mentioned about "personal info" getting out and blamed the people it happened to.

Anonymous said...

Sorry K I didn't see your note. Glad you had a good day. Sorry for what happened to you guys at the porch. Truly unfair. I have to say something. I understand your point and I'll stop. have a good night, I will read you guys over there, thanks.

Anonymous said...

I know Amy. It tickled my funny bone too. :)

Anonymous said...

I think I'll take my decorations and leave Amy. So much for trying to wake the blog up and have some light hearted fun in the spirit of the upcoming holiday.

Pardon us anons. We did not know so many were lurking in the shadows waiting (for an hour) to stab us as soon as we walked in. I would have been here sooner if I had known.

Careful in the dark. You wouldn't want to trip on something and land on your own knives.

BWAH HA HA HA HA

^_~

Amyranth said...

*smiles*

The only Hallowe'en related jokes I know are.. uh..

Okay, I guess I don't know any Hallowe'en related jokes.

-A

Amyranth said...

10:31, hoist on thine own petard perhaps?

Have a good evening Decorators!

-A

Anonymous said...

I groaned then laughed 10:25.
Enjoyed both. Thanks much.
^_~

Anonymous said...

Anyone here?

Amyranth said...

Has anyone seen or heard from BC lately?

-A is looking around

Amyranth said...

O_O

Are you psychic or something!?!?!

-A

Anonymous said...

And here comes the persecution mania. OH NOEZ AMY ARE YOU OK?? Did the anons hurt you? Why are we hunted whyyyy?

Amyranth said...

*looks for the mania*

Nope. No mania here.

Just me, wondering if BC is going to post back.

*pokes BC*

-A

Anonymous said...

You know it's funny. The porchies can't come on without anons jumping all over them. The day crew has to listen to the anons bitching about this person or that person. The night crew can't come on without anons jumping all over them. People don't even get to talk to each other. I think the anons are doing this on purpose to divide this blog in half.I know that everyone can't always see eye to eye, but don't let what was so special about this place, be destroyed by a bunch of anons trying to cause drama.

ergoproxy said...

hello again I managed to find gifties so all is set!


hi BC how've you been

Anonymous said...

LOL. You are funny 10:49.
The name that comes to mind when the words

look at me being persecuted again
I the ever suffer martyr who doeth no wrong
feel sorry for me
see how horrible they are to me
pay attention to me
Beg me and my friends to come back
so everyone will know how special we are
how we are above all others.


is not Amy.

Amy asked for respect. Not to be elevated above others and put upon a pedastal. Back off.

ergoproxy said...

10:59 divide and conquer all right
that's why I find most of them thoroughly ignorable

Anonymous said...

be destroyed by a bunch of anons trying to cause drama.

It wasn't anons who done it
anon. Ask. Read old posts. Look. See. Learn.

Anonymous said...

Hi ergo, amy and BC. Oh, and everyone here.

Anonymous said...

Ergo you should write a book;

The sane person's guide to life"

I would purchase it :)

Anonymous said...

Ask who? Each group has their own opinion. Amy thinks she was right about the Porchies. The Porchies think she was wrong. it depends on who you're saying to ask.

Anonymous said...

It wasn't anons who done it
anon. Ask. Read old posts. Look. See. Learn.

October 24, 2008 11:08 PM

Maybe not, but it isn't really fair for the rest, is it?

ergoproxy said...

Hi anons, not sure how many there are

and thanks, if I ever do I'll send you a signed copy :)

ergoproxy said...

me

ergoproxy said...

YAY!!!!!!

*happy dance*

come on everyone, join in!
you have to smile when you do a happy dance!

Amyranth said...

:D

Anonymous said...

^_^

Amyranth said...

>_^

Hrm. Not sure that worked.

-A

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

We are doing sign language!

Anonymous said...

ergoproxy said...

well isn't that a nice way to start a page!

:D

Anonymous said...

Ergo, trust me, it should hit the NY Times bestseller list!

You can include some chapters on some biggies like...common sense, and when not to but your foot in your mouth...

I would prefer it to a book written by an actor or some rawksta *giggles*

Amyranth said...

Ooooh... Ummmm..

I have bunnies!

() ()
= ^^ =

-A

Amyranth said...

That still isn't coming out right.

-A

Amyranth said...

( )( )
=^^=

Anonymous said...

Cute wabbit amy!

Anonymous said...

Sober bunny vs. tipsy bunny! :)
cute

Anonymous said...

Oohh..go ergo, go ergo!

Anonymous said...

:)

^_^

:D

Anonymous said...

Love Story?


I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,



The Flu!




Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shots!

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