Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dig into her.

Of all the translations of Charles Baudelaire's Rêve parisien that I have read, this version is my favorite.


Parisian Dream

I

That marvelous landscape of my dream —
Which no eye knows, nor ever will —
At moments, wide awake, I seem
To grasp, and it excites me still.

Sleep, how miraculous you are —
A strange caprice had urged my hand
To banish, as irregular,
All vegetation from that land;

And, proud of what my art had done,
I viewed my painting, knew the great
Intoxicating monotone
Of marble, water, steel and slate.

Staircases and arcades there were
In a long labyrinth, which led
To a vast palace; fountains there
Were gushing gold, and gushing lead.

And many a heavy cataract
Hung like a curtain, — did not fall,
As water does, but hung, compact,
Crystal, on many a metal wall.

Tall nymphs with Titan breasts and knees
Gazed at their images unblurred,
Where groves of colonnades, not trees,
Fringed a deep pool where nothing stirred.

Blue sheets of water, left and right,
Spread between quays of rose and green,
To the world's end and out of sight,
And still expanded, though unseen.

Enchanted rivers, those — with jade
And jasper were their banks bedecked;
Enormous mirrors, dazzled, made
Dizzy by all they did reflect.

And many a Ganges, taciturn
And heedless, in the vaulted air,
Poured out the treasure of its urn
Into a gulf of diamond there.

As architect, it tempted me
To tame the ocean at its source;
And this I did, — I made the sea
Under a jeweled culvert course.

And every color, even black,
Became prismatic, polished, bright;
The liquid gave its glory back
Mounted in iridescent light.

There was no moon, there was no sun, —
For why should sun and moon conspire
To light such prodigies? — each one
Blazed with its own essential fire!

A silence like eternity
Prevailed, there was no sound to hear;
These marvels all were for the eye,
And there was nothing for the ear.

II

I woke; my mind was bright with flame;
I saw the cheap and sordid hole
I live in, and my cares all came
Burrowing back into my soul.

Brutally the twelve strokes of noon
Against my naked ear were hurled;
And a gray sky was drizzling down
Upon this sad, lethargic world.

— Edna St. Vincent Millay, Flowers of Evil (NY: Harper and Brothers, 1936)




p.s. you will find figs and days, lyrics and plays.

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Bellatrix said...

Good fucking morning Mayo,SS,Lovelies and Anons!
And Happy Fucking FuckFest 2008,everybody!


Anima,I’m so happy for you and your family!That’s wonderful news!
*BIG HUG*


And what the fuck is wrong with fucking blogger?Fuck.


*waves to Ergo,Fimble,Sdock,Wendy,Smoke,
PP,Faraway and Lewis*


Have a fan-fucking-tastic day guys,I’ll see you later.
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*

ergoproxy said...

hi fim hi bella!

fucking good to see you

but I must fucking say

goodnight blogbelieve see you in my fucking
morning

off for some final fine tuning, rofl

♥xx♥

Twisted Sister said...

fuck
5 dictionary results for: fuck
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
fuck /fʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation Vulgar.
–verb (used with object) 1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
–verb (used without object) 3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).
–interjection 5. Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
–noun 6. an act of sexual intercourse.
7. a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. the fuck, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
—Verb phrases10. fuck around, Slang. a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.

11. fuck off, Slang. a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.

12. fuck up, Slang. a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.

—Idiom13. give a fuck, Slang. to care; be concerned.


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[Origin: 1495–1505; akin to MD fokken to thrust, copulate with, Sw dial. focka to copulate with, strike, push, fock penis]

—Related forms
fucky, adjective


Have a fucking good day!

Smoke said...

FUCK!

I fucking don't wanna fucking work.

>_<

SONOFAFUCKINBITCH!

Gah!

I just wanted to make sure I got a fuck in on the new page.

Bwah!

SS,

Don't you fucking laugh at me. You fucker.

Mayo!

Fuck! Just fuck! ^_~

Hee-hee. You're a fucker, too.
Just so you fucking know.

Alright!

Peace and fucking love!

Later!

elena said...

Well Fuck...

I just had blogger eat my comment!

Fine I'll just do it again.

Anima - I was so fucking happy to read your news that I screamed out loud "yes" and scared the kittens! Give dad a big hug for me!

Mayo - please fix this fucking comment box. It's so small. After you do that then get out there and enjoy the day. It's gonna be a fucking great one!

SS- I just plain miss the fuck out of you!

Shit, I'm just fucking giddy today.

Have a great fucking day everyone!

Twisted Sister said...

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"
"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah

Anonymous said...

Mayo, you fucker.

Where the motherfucking fuck are you, you fucker? You fucking realise that this fucking problem with the fucking comment box and the fucking black screen that fucking gives every fucking body a fucking headache can be fucking fixed, right? I mean, what the fuck, dude? Fucking fix it, okay?

Anonymous said...

ANIMA ♥ that news is so heartening and I am grinning along with you! :D

Mayo:



Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2, 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise!


S(S)S

What the fuck is this shit? Who the fuck are you, lady? Why the fuck did you hug my head? What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking? What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fuckin' nuts?! What the fuck happened to that guy's head!



^_^

Anonymous said...

And I'm not seeing the problem with the comment thingie guys.

My box is fine like it always has been. ^_^

Twisted Sister said...

My box is fine like it always has been. ^_^

O_O

You naughty girl ! LOL!

Anonymous said...

good morning

♥♥



:)

Rasputins Revenge said...

I had to come here to promote my favorite word.

F. For
U. Unlawful
C. carnal
K. knowledge

Back in the day they would hang a sign with this around an adultress neck and march her through the street ringing a bell. That was the only way we knew where the really fun girls lived. Things were so much easier back then.



If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now!

Uses of the word Fuck

Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).

Further Structures
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Greetings..... "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud..... "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay..... "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble..... "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression..... "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust..... "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief..... "What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty..... "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair..... "Fucked again."
Good Job..... "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation..... "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence..... "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment..... "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence..... "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal..... "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure..... "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost.... "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief..... "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation..... "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness..... "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain..... "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure..... "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love..... "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship..... "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise..... "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration..... "Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person..... "Dumbfuck!"
Hate.... "You Fuck!"
Condemnation..... "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment..... "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand..... "A Royal Fuck."
Denial..... "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity..... "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy..... "Who gives a fuck."
Confusion..... "What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation..... "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion..... "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic..... "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions..... "Fuck off."
Sex..... "Let's fuck."
Maternal..... "Motherfucker."
Incestuous..... "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity..... "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement..... "Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority..... "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy..... "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord..... "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache..... "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal..... "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off..... "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet..... "Shut the fuck up."
You're right.... "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation..... "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness..... "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence..... "Fuckin' A."
Impressed..... "That was fucking amazing."
Apathy..... "I don't give a fuck."
Bewilderment or Ignorance..... "Fucked if I know."
Enraged..... "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance..... "Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance "For fuck's sake."
Pissed off..... "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness..... "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle.... "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure..... "It's fucked."
Minors.... "Fucklings."
Morons.... "Fucktards."
Thanks..... "Fuck you very much."

Famous historical quotes

General Custer..... Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima..... "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic..... "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo..... "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein..... "Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn..... "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon..... "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbel.....l "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn..... "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon..... "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda..... "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher..... "What fucking map?"
Picasso..... "It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus..... "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson..... "It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus..... "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney..... "Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc..... "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush..... "Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples..... "I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah..... "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump..... "You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy..... "Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton..... "Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope..... "Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066..... "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy..... "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
John F Kennedy Jr..... "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"
Bill Clinton..... "I should have fucked her."
Hurricane Katrina.... "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci..... "Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh..... "That's another good cloack fucked!"
William Tell..... "Keep Fucking Still."

General George Patton who among other things is noted to have said:
"I don't give a fuck for a man who's not always on his toes."
"The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about fucking!"
"We're going to murder those lousy Hun cock suckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."

Australia's Kerry Packer (for a time Australia's richest man; died late 2005) was also very fond of the word "fuck". Perhaps his best remembered quote followed the first time he died in 1990, after suffering a heart attack and being clinically dead for some eight minutes before being revived. When asked if he saw a light at the end of a tunnel he said: "Son, there's fucking nothing there."

Australia's former Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser is believed to have said "Life wasn't meant to be fucking easy".

Mark Latham, another Australian politician had this to say about Prime Minister John Howard's trip to the U.S.A.: "Howard is an arse-licker. He went over there, kissed some bums, and got patted on the fucking head."

Now I want all of you fucking fucks to fuck off and have a really nice fucking day. Go out and tell some one you love Fuck You, and if you really like them tell them "Fuck Me".

Anonymous said...

i sing of Olaf glad and big
whose warmest heart recoiled at war:
a conscientious object-or

his wellbelovéd colonel(trig
westpointer most succinctly bred)
took erring Olaf soon in hand;
but--though an host of overjoyed
noncoms(first knocking on the head
him)do through icy waters roll
that helplessness which others stroke
with brushes recently employed
anent this muddy toiletbowl,
while kindred intellects evoke
allegiance per blunt instruments--
Olaf(being to all intents
a corpse and wanting any rag
upon what God unto him gave)
responds,without getting annoyed
"I will not kiss your fucking flag"

straightway the silver bird looked grave
(departing hurriedly to shave)

but--though all kinds of officers
(a yearning nation's blueeyed pride)
their passive prey did kick and curse
until for wear their clarion
voices and boots were much the worse,
and egged the firstclassprivates on
his rectum wickedly to tease
by means of skilfully applied
bayonets roasted hot with heat--
Olaf(upon what were once knees)
does almost ceaselessly repeat
"there is some shit I will not eat"

our president,being of which
assertions duly notified
threw the yellowsonofabitch
into a dungeon,where he died

Christ(of His mercy infinite)
i pray to see;and Olaf,too

Anonymous said...

^Me, blathering. Timely though. :)

Original Punk L said...

Morning everyone!

Uh, Mayo, you know, I have been around BlogBelieve this morning, and you seem to have the smallest one I've seen! All the others are about 3 times your size. So maybe you could work on it a bit and see if you can get make it bigger? And I'm sure it would like to be out of the dark...

Just fucking kidding with you Mayo! But seriously,

This fucking comment setup is driving us all fucking nuts!

Ahem.

Thank fucking you, Mayo. Hope you have a motherfucking fantastic day. FUCK ON, BROTHER!

Fucking love ya,

L.

Original Punk L said...

You too, SFuckingS! Hope you are having a fucktastic Friday as well.

Maybe we'll see you fucking later today?

Take good fucking care of yourself, my friend.

And one for the road...

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK.

Fuck.

Love ya,

L.

Anonymous said...

This is quite possibly my favorite use of the eff word, pretty much EVER.


Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker, what the fuck.

Original Punk L said...

I just realized how that second line in my previous comment sounded.

Uh, sorry SS. Didn't mean that we would see you fucking, it was will we see you around here later on with some fucking and...

I think I should stop before it gets worse.


See everyone later tonight, and have a good day!

L.

Twisted Sister said...

LOL opl, i just read that!O_O

Anonymous said...

fuckfuckfuck Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Rasputins Revenge said...

This is an awfully tight box you have here.

Actually one of my favorite phrases.

Have a nice day!

MissTottenham said...

FUCKING HELLO TO EVERYONE

How the fuck are you all?

I'm just popping in for a fucking quickie, I will be back later tonight.

I hope you are all having a fucking nice day.








Yay Anima, that is great news sweetie. I'm so happy for you.





I'm so sorry to hear your news fim. I really hope your friend gets better.





I am off for a bath now, see the fucking lot of you later.

Anonymous said...

As an artist you’re looking for universal triggers. You want it both ways. You want it to have an immediate impact, and you want it to have deep meanings as well. I’m striving for both. But I hate it when people write things that sound like they’ve swallowed a fucking dictionary.




Damien Hirst - British Artist

Twisted Sister said...

Bye Miss T ! Fucking see you later!

Anonymous said...

good morning

(i hope it is?)

:)

Anonymous said...

:)
♥♥


it always is when i see you







(have you solved the latest puzzle?)

Anonymous said...

Honestly, and this CANNOT be left out.

Closer.

I do not dedicate that one to anyone here. Just putting it out there because it is another great and famous use of the eff word as well as one of my alltime favorite songs.

Just want to make that clear. :D

Anonymous said...

yes
(i'm smiling aren't i?)

♥♥
:)

Anonymous said...

♥Trent♥

Trent really kinda puts everyone else to shame who thinks they are so forward-thinking and edgy and hardcore and envelope-pushing, doesn't he? He makes Marylin Manson look like the one-trick pony that he is. ^_^

Trent is a true original. :D

Twisted Sister said...

That was a fucking hot song... fuck! :)

Anonymous said...

:)
♥♥


i am too






(three simple words)

Twisted Sister said...

Why are our names in different colors? When i post it's purple and some are green.

Anonymous said...

:)

that's why i don't need the cookies
(you're sweet enough already)
♥♥

Twisted Sister said...

Today we’re bringing the embedded comment form out of Blogger in draft and making it easily available to everyone. This feature puts the comment form at the bottom of each post page, below the comments, instead of on the separate, Blogger-styled page.

The embedded comment form is more convenient for your readers because they can use it to post a comment immediately, without clicking over to a different page. It also looks better, since it matches your blog’s style and colors.


I don't like it. Does that mean it is going to stay this way?

Anonymous said...

:)
as are you♥♥


you'll be with me all day.






(together, we'll make it a beautiful one)

Anonymous said...

:*

Anonymous said...

it's already beautiful
♥♥
:)


be well

elena said...

Dear Blogger,

Who the fuck asked you to change anything? If it ain't fuckin' broke don't fuckin' try to fix it. Have a fucking nice day.

Sincerly

Saint fuckin' Elena.

elena said...

Mayo Hun,

Size doesn't matter uh...usually. But in this case it does. Your comment box is just fucking crazy!

JocelynHolly said...

Why all the 'fuck'ing today?

^_^

Anonymous said...

O_o Mayo's is normal to me. I'm blue, and like I said, my box is just fine, same as it always was.

TF?

Anonymous said...

this fucking embedded comment thing is fucking fucking up fucking fuckfest 0-fuckcing-8.

that is fucking all.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I reloaded and now I see what's up.

Mayo, if you dislike the new format you can change it. Go to "customize," then "settings" and then "comments." Tick the "full page" option and Bob's your uncle, Fannie's your aunt. :)

Anonymous said...

Original Punk J said...

Hey guys, it's L. If you go to Settings on your blog setup, then Comments, then scroll down to "Comment Form Placement" and click on "Full Page". It changes it back to the normal look.

L.
October 22, 2008 9:12 PM


:)

Anonymous said...

Good fucking afternoon, Mayo-fucking-Naise! What the motherfuckin' fuck is going on with the fucked up fuckin' comment box? Why the fuck did fucking Blogger decide to fuck up everyone's fucking blog? Fuck it, they've pissed me off so fuckin' bad! I can't even fucking begin to fucking describe how fucked up this fucking shit is.

Motherfuckers.
So it's another fun-filled fucking day in fucking BlogFuckBelieve. I see my fucking partner in crime fucking wished SFuckingS a fucking fucktastic Friday. It's fucking Thursday, L, you crazy motherfuckin' fucker! :D

You know, this is pretty fuckin fun.

Hello to all the other fucking Lovelies, have a fuckingly fucked up FuckFest 2008 and don't fucking forget to...

smile. ;D

FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

Anonymous said...

MAYO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! You fucking fixed it! Thank you so very fucking much, we were all going fucking blind in here.

So, how the FUCK are you, man? Having the most fucktabulous time at FuckFest 2008, I hope. Can't fucking miss that!

Anonymous said...

Dear SFuckingS,

It's a beautiful fucking day here in the fucking TN Valley. Fuckin sunshine, fuckin blue skies, fuckin birdsong...enough to fucking make you want to fucking run screaming.

Happy fucking FuckFest 2008! I fucking hope you're fucking enjoying the fuck out of your fucked-down (as opposed to fucked-up) fucking self!

(Sadly, I could reeeeeally get used to talking this way all the fucking time.)

I may or may not be back fucking later tonight, so this might fucking well be your only fucking chance to fuck with me today. O_o Or maybe fucking not.

I love the FUCK out of you, baby! :D

Fuckfully yours,
Fuckin J

Anonymous said...

It's obvious who she ignores. Sad.

Twisted Sister said...

well, fuck me running! The fucker fixed the fuckup. The fucking blog looks alot fucking better. It was fucky the other way! Go and enjoy you fucking day!

Safe on the Waves said...

Happy Fucking Fuck Fest, Fuckers!!

^Said with fucking love, of course. Fuck yeah!

farawaysoclose said...

well thank fuck for that Mayo!!

thats a whole fuck load better my fucking fucked up friend!

hiya J, safe, twisted, K and any other motherfucker!!

Anonymous said...

Fuckin Hell, L

You are a fuckin genius for helping us all sort our blogs out!

Thanks a fuckin million.

x

Safe on the Waves said...

Fuck Fest Fun Fact!

Fuck stands for Faunicate Upon Command of the King.

The King of England issued this demand after lots people died in the plague to help re-populate the country.

I know I can't spell.

farawaysoclose said...

fucking fucking fucking HELL!

elena said...

Thank you Mayo

Hugs and kisses for you
if you fixed this...hell, hugs and kisses to you even if you didn't. It's just that kinda fuckin' day!

farawaysoclose said...

oh my fucking fucked up fuck!!!!

blogger has been a fucking fucker with publishing comments!!


thank the mother fuck of fucks it's fixed!!

safe i was gonna say that was a fucking great bit of info as to where the word FUCK originated from!!

i am so fucking proud!

elena said...

Blogger - boot to the head to you!


yea, things look good now!

farawaysoclose said...

hey elena he fixed it but blogger has gone to fuck and i've not been able to publish a comment anywhere for the last mother fucking hour!!

you fucking good?

MissTottenham said...

Safe, that is fucking fascinating.

I didn't know that.

Thanks for fucking sharing.

elena said...

I'm fucking wonderful FASC


And you?

farawaysoclose said...

fuck elena i am fucking fabulous!

miss T how the fuck are you doing you fucking Spurs supporter?

elena said...

That's fucking great to hear, FASC

Hey MissT - How the fuck are you?

MissTottenham said...

Hiya FASC.

This Spurs supporter is fucking furious.

Lost a-fucking-gain.

Argh!

How is everyone?

Anonymous said...

Fuckin yea L.
Way to fucking go.
You're fucking on top of it!

elena said...

Hey Fuckin' Anon

How is goin'?

farawaysoclose said...

hey guys!!

fuck yeah!

did spurs play tonight??

Original Punk J said...

Not L.
Not here.
No answers.

J (see, not L)

Original Punk J said...

Hello ladies! Are we all pleasantly fucked today?

farawaysoclose said...

hey J good to fucking see you!!

how's it fucking hanging?

elena said...

How is goin'?

well holy fuckin' hell I fucked up that comment.

Original Punk J said...

Fucking DOWN, Far! :D

farawaysoclose said...

Hello ladies! Are we all pleasantly fucked today?

haha....yes indeedy!!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Elena.

I'm fucking OK apart from a cold.

How the fuck are you chick?




And how the fuck are you J?

elena said...

I'm a fuckin'chick who is tired of work.

But it's almost time to go home. Wish my fuckin' employee would get here.

farawaysoclose said...

hee hee J just spotted that one!

man i'm gutted i only have 12 mins left til i absolutely have to log off and blogger was down for a fucking hour!! OK apparently it was all fucking scheduled but i didn't fucking know!

my time is motherfucking limited and it is fucking fuckfest!!

MissTottenham said...

Oh the Fuck no FASC. Never enough time.


Elena, I'm fucking glad work is almost over for you.


J, how the fuck are your babies doing?

Original Punk J said...

Miss T, I am fucking wonderfuck! Sorry to fucking hear you've got a fucking cold. :( Too fucking sad. Do you have any fucking cold meds?

Bellatrix said...

Heeeeeellooooooo!

farawaysoclose said...

right fuckers!!

i am starting off my goodnights here cos i am already motherfucking getting glared at!!

have the best fucking evening celebrating fuckfest guys!! i will look forward to reading tomorrow.

fuck i forgot to say but PP you fucking cracked me up with your name typo this morning!! and ergo you are so fucking funny after having a bottle of wine!!

ok so i fucking love you all yes?!

yes i fucking do!

take fucking care guys!

mayo and SS you too you pair of fuckers.... hope you come and join in a bit!

elena said...

Hey Bella

How the fuck are you?

farawaysoclose said...

fuck bella aint it always the fucking way!!

sending lots of fucking love to you!!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya bella, how the fuck are you?


J sweetie, I have some fucking meds but they do fuck all for a fucking cold. Argh!

Original Punk J said...

I had no fucking clue either, Far--I was fucking trying to fucking post a fucking comment somewhere the fuck else, and fuck it if fucking Blogger didn't fuck me over about 6 times! What the fuck?

Miss T, the fur babies are fucking fantastic! Got a couple bunnies who're fucking molting, but otherwise all is fucking well.

BELLA! How the fuck are you? *fucking hugs*

Bellatrix said...

Hello Elena!

I have a fucking cold,but I'm okay. :)


Fuck Faraway,we always seem to fucking miss each other!
Have a great fucking evening!
*HUG*


How the fuck have you been,guys?

Bellatrix said...

And hello to MissT and J!

*BIG FUCKING HUGS BACK*

elena said...

Oh time for me to fuckin' go home.

See ya all later tonight.

Mayo you MF (just can't make myself type that word out)- Hope you fuckin' show up tonight. We all got fucks O'Plenty for ya!!!!

MissTottenham said...

Fucking goodnight FASC. Sleep tight.

Original Punk J said...

Goodfuckingnight, Far! Or, just, bye! Take fucking care of you and your fucking family! Good fuck with your training! Fuckin love you, babe! :D

Bellatrix said...

Bye Elena!

Original Punk J said...

Talk to you fuckin later, Elena! Have fuckin fun with your fuckin comics.

And take some fuckin pictures of the fuckin kittehs!

FUCK!

MissTottenham said...

Yay for fucking fur babies J.

yay for fucking home time Elena.

Yay for seeing Bella again.

Bellatrix said...

Thank you MissT! :D

Original Punk J said...

Bella, what the fuck have you been fucking up to? Haven't seen you in fuck-all! Are you fuckin still in fucking school?

ergoproxy said...

aww Mayo aint you fucking sweet!!!

much better commments page, though I can't even embed on mine, it doesn't work!

how the fuck is everyone this morning?

resurrected wreck said...

HALLELUJAH!! No more eyestrain!

Thanks, Mayo :)

Original Punk J said...

Hey Ergo! Fucking delightful, at least on my fucking end. How the fuck are you? What fuckin time is it there, anyfuckinway?

Gotta change out the fuckin insulin pump, brb.

Bellatrix said...

Hi ergo!


Yeah J,I haven't seen you in fucking ages!

Yep,I'm still a student.But the situation in our Universities is pretty critical right now.There are students' demonstrations every day...

Bellatrix said...

Hola RW!

How the fuck are you?

MissTottenham said...

Hey, It's fucking Ergo and Fucking RW.

How the fuck are you guys?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Bella & Miss T :)

Hi EP & J :)

How are you all today?

ergoproxy said...

fucking hi bella!!
fucking great to see you EW
J!!!!!! fucking A

it's 7 fucking 30 am here and I am having my fucking coffee and don't want to go to fucking work!

ergoproxy said...

Miss fucking T!!!!!!

I'm fucking waking up properly, how the fuck are you?

Bellatrix said...

Fucking great to see you too,Ergo!


RW,I'm o-fucking-kay,thanks for asking. :)

ergoproxy said...

EW???? who the fuck????

RW

MissTottenham said...

*jumps up and down in front of Ergo while making strange noises*


Did that wake you the fuck up?

I'm OK apart from this fucking cold.







RW, great fucking pics of the birthday cake ETC. You did a fucking good job.

resurrected wreck said...

Thank you, Miss T ^_^

MissTottenham said...

Well, this sad and tragic spurs fan is gonna have to love you and fucking leave you.

I am gonna get off to fucking bed.

I FUCKING HATE HAVING COLD!!!!!!!!!

Nighty fucking night all.

xxxxxxxx

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good night, Miss T :)

Get lots of rest!

sdock10 said...

SS is still the fucking king!

Bellatrix said...

Right guys,I'm off to fucking bed.

Have a great FuckFest!

Good fucking night Mayo,SS and Lovelies.
Fucking love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*

Anonymous said...

For All You Lovely Fuckers in Blogbelieve

Anonymous said...

SS!

You little fucker!

ergoproxy said...

oh missT hope that fucker of a cold leaves you soon!

sweet fucking dreams xx

sdock10 said...

SS,

You crazy fucker!

ergoproxy said...

SS
you are fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bellatrix said...

Fuck yeah,SS!

Bye!!!

Smoke said...

Bwahaha! That's one of funniest fucking movies like ever.

You rule, dude.

You fucking rule.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Solly and S&V :)

ergoproxy said...

hahahaha love that bit!

sdock10 said...

Hi RW and anyone else here!

I just came in all yelling and stuffs. Where are my fucking manners?

How are you all?

Original Punk J said...

*whew*

Finally fucking back; why is it when you have ONE fuckin thing to do, you end up finding fuckity-fuck-all MORE to do too? Fuck!

And now I have to fucking go. :(

Goodnight Miss T-Fucker! Hope you fucking feel better. *fucking hugs*

Fucking hi and motherfucking bye, RW! It's a special occasion today, so get out your "motherfucker"! :D

Goodfuckingmorning, Ergo! Hope you can fucking enjoy your fucking day at fucking work! Might fucking see you later.

L's coming the fuck on tonight, in a couple fuckin hours or so, and she's really been fuckin missing all you folks.

GOODFUCKINGBYE for now! Later, Mayo, you fucking motherfucker! Love you, SFuckingS, you sweet fucker you!

FUCK! *waves*

sdock10 said...

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles!

Fuck yes!

Smoke said...

Hi RW!

How the fuck is everyone?

Good? Yes? I fucking hope so!

ergoproxy said...

my other favourite fuck scene

ergoproxy said...

J!!!!

I got the parcel!!!!!

thanks to you and L !!!!

MissTottenham said...

Thanks everyone.

I hope this fucking cold goes too. I wouldn't want to pass it on to any of you fuckers.



FUCK YEAH SS!!!!!!!!!!!


Have a great fuckfest everyone.

Fucking off to bed now.

xxxxxxxxx

sdock10 said...

I hope you feel better tomorrow, MissT.

Have a nice fucking night!

Anonymous said...

LMAO S(S)S. SWEET! Thanks for that clip. ^_^ Too funny.

Original Punk J said...

SS! You fuckin snuck the fuck in while I was fuckin typing! Great fuckin clip, baby! Thanks so very fuckin much!

You fuck my heart, you know that? :D & hugs & kisses

Ergo! YAY!!!! Glad you fuckin like it! Hope Baby Girl does, too!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, K :)

Smoke said...

Bwahahaha.

Okay, I'm still fucking laughing.

I'll be back fucking later.

Mayo,

What the fuck's up? Hmmm?

ergoproxy said...

J she was fucking STOKED!

she put the clips in her hair right away!

ergoproxy said...

fucking hello sdock smoke and K!

Original Punk J said...

I thought I was done, but...

Have you guys seen SS's main blogpage? If not, go look! TOO FUCKIN FUNNY!!

*laughing hysterically*

SS, you're still the Fucking King, darlin'!

Now! Bye!

sdock10 said...

Hola Ergo!

Are you fucking drinking wine for breakfast?

sdock10 said...

Yep, we've seen the page.

It's afuckingmazing!

sdock10 said...

SS,

Lotta fucks on that page, my friend.

I am impressed.

ergoproxy said...

sdock would if I didn't have to go to work in 1/2 hr!
lol than again may help me deal with teenagers ;)

I will just have to be really careful not to have fuckfest spill over while I'm teaching!


J
it's brilliant isn't it, I love how it's all fucking everythings
perfect for teh day!

sdock10 said...

Ergo,

I would need lots of fucking wine and probably some other stuff if I had to do what you do.

I don't know how you fucking do it.

gnothi seauton said...

Heyfuckinlo Everybunny.

Not stopping; fucking tired.

I owe many fucking acknowledgements but I'm fucking useless and you'll have to bear the fuck with me.

Just dropped in because I'm not one to miss out on a quick fuck.

Have fun fucking.

I'm fucking off.



SS - you're the bee's fucking knees.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, GS! :D

sdock10 said...

gnothi seauton said...

Just dropped in because I'm not one to miss out on a quick fuck.



And that might just be the best fucking comment of the day!

Love ya, GS! Have a great night!

resurrected wreck said...

Just dropped in because I'm not one to miss out on a quick fuck.

O_O

ergoproxy said...

HIYA G to the fuck to the S!

have a great fucking night!!

resurrected wreck said...

Gonna head off now.

Have a good night, all :)

ergoproxy said...

bye R- fucking - W

have a good fucking evening



sdock it's a lot of fucking ignoring and being able to think on your fucking feet, but good preparation helps too.
I have the bad little fuckers so it can be pretty fucking full on depending on their mood, staying as fucking calm as possible is fucking
paramount, or I'd fucking choke them!

Anonymous said...

DICKWEED please go to the porch and see what I'm talking about. She is doing it again. ATTENTION.

Anonymous said...

you are the one giving the attention by highlighting it and bringing the drama over here. why do you care what they do on the porch?

Anonymous said...

Hey! Hello all you fucking blogbelievers! About time they fixed fuckin blogger!
This muthafuckin world sucks sometimes! Gotta run.
Oh yeah, Happy FF'08!

Anonymous said...

If you go on the porch use hidemyass or they will be spying on you.

ergoproxy said...

hi fucking BI!!

ok I'm off to work so I'll see all of you fuckers later!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥xx♥

Anonymous said...

SS,

Love it.

I agree 100 fucking percent.

FUCK CANCER!

Anonymous said...

I hope this piece of fucking shit will work. I've been having trouble commenting since last night.

Anonymous said...

I agree, S(S)S.

If it had a face I'd love to kick it to death.

Anonymous said...

Oh oh
Oooh
No no no

(You know there is two sides to every story)

See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch
Talkin' shit like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back

You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin' crack
Im goin' else where and thats a fact

Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Anonymous said...

Whoa 7:57...whoa

Anonymous said...

pretty fuckin awesome :)

Anonymous said...

Every festival needs a theme song.

^_~

Anonymous said...

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea
:)

resurrected wreck said...

Whose song is that?

elena said...

Fucking Internet hates me tonight, so sad. I've been storing up FUCKS all day.

SS I fucking love you dude!!!!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Elena :)

Anonymous said...

FRANKEE

F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back)

resurrected wreck said...

Wouldn't that be F.Y.R. B.?

elena said...

Hey RW
Wow my satellite is messed up. It keeps going in and out and now suddenly I have Mayo's little box again. WTF?

resurrected wreck said...

So whose song is that at 7:57pm? I don't know it.

resurrected wreck said...

Or is that the answer at 8:12pm?

resurrected wreck said...

That sucks, Elena >_<

resurrected wreck said...

Okay, the song is by Frankee.

Thank you, 8:12pm, I'm a little slow on the uptake O_o

Anonymous said...

another song of the day

i wanna sweat,
i wanna scream,
i wanna make you my wet dream come true.
i wanna take you on.

a little lip,
a little teeth
and maybe just a little bit of bleed.
i want blood- i'm a fucking animal right now.
i wanna fuck.

i wanna grab, i wanna grope,
i wanna fuckin' overdose on BLEEP. i want more than just a taste.
i wanna hear all of those sounds. i want your #%$@ and ass and
i want your mouth all over me now.
i wanna fuck.

elena said...

Yep it does suck. It fuckin' sucks!

resurrected wreck said...

Gross.

Anonymous said...

What's gross ResWreck? Sex or Screeching Weasel's details on what they want?
^_~

Anonymous said...

elena, Mayo's box is little? disappointed frown

resurrected wreck said...

The Screeching Weasel thing.

Anonymous said...

He's open and honest.
^_~

resurrected wreck said...

Well, time for me to turn in.

Have a good night, all :)

elena said...

Night RW

Anon that is so not what I meant. Mayo's comment box was small but it's all back to it's nice big size now.

elena said...

Hey where is everybody?

Anonymous said...

Could be stuffing sausage out on the porch.
^_~

Anonymous said...

Mayo's comment box was small but it's all back to it's nice big size now.

Maybe he was just cold yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he spent the day in the pool.
^_~

Anonymous said...

Who wants it? Grab it, quick.

Anonymous said...

I found MSI's tour van!

Anonymous said...

Somebody else is gonna get it if you don't hurry up.

Anonymous said...

Fuck. Knew it.

Anonymous said...

get lost you fuckin porchie

Smoke said...

Mayo! WTF?

Oh, excuse me.

MAYO! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!??

Where you at, you fucker?

Nighty-fucking-night!




SS,

*bows down to the King*

You still rule, dude. Thank you for what you do. You are fucking awesome and I want to squeeze the stuffing out of you. ^_^


You two have a great Friday!



Night-night, errbody!

Anonymous said...

clearly k has nothing better to do then to keep pressing refresh over to get the top spot. This is the life of a porchie

Anonymous said...

smoke too lol! this is so funny

sdock10 said...

Yeah, it's almost as funny as you guys thinking it's so fucking funny.

elena said...

Night Smoke

Sweet dreams.

Anonymous said...

See this is the problem I have with these people. They are always callling mayo names like "bitch" or "fucker" forcing him to make new blogs. Some people have lives they have better things to do than to worry about what you people want. mayo can write something when he wants. god. this is why mayo doesnt give a crap about you!

Anonymous said...

This place is so much better without you, everybody can see that, leave and never come back!

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Happy fucking, but don't think we're just going to give you the title of Queen of FF08 just because you won it last year. Nuh uh, you gotta earn it. Fucking fair and square, you crazy motherfucker.

Nite!


SS,

Thanks for fucking playing along, you're one cool fucker and still the King.

Nite!


BlogBelieve,

Happy FF08!

Catch ya'll tomorrow!

Nite nite!

elena said...

Anon please don't start shit. You can't say how Mayo feels unless you are Mayo.

Just be nice, okay?

Anonymous said...

MAYO! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!??

Where you at, you fucker?


He's probably doing what all good men should be doing on fuckfest. He's not just talking about it. I'm sure he can be a man of action not just words.
^_~

sdock10 said...

9:11,

He's being called a fucker because that's what today is all about...fuckers and fucking and fucks.


9:12,

Nah, I'm not going anywhere except to bed.

Oh well, oh well, oh fucking well!

elena said...

Night Sdock

It was good to see you here!

Anonymous said...

This place is so much better without you, everybody can see that, leave and never come back!

October 23, 2008 9:12 PM



No, this place was a lot better without people like you. Sorry, the truth hurts.

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