Monday, October 27, 2008

The day after the day after tomorrow.

I arrived suddenly, and knew for certain that I was in the best place. It was warm and calm and I stood quietly in the moment, waiting for my turn. But, I quickly realized I was alone. Figuring my wait would be short; I let out a breath releasing the smoke from my lungs and viewed my new environment. All around me the black tar covered ground seemed endless, as if I stood in the parking lot for the world’s demise. Its emptiness ran undisturbed to the limits of my sight, and I thought, “When does it all get here?” Then, as I dropped my spent cigarette to the ground, intending to snub it out with the toe of my boot, something caught my eye.

At the hem of my faded, old black shirt was a white thread and without reflection I pulled it. As I pulled, it continued to reveal itself. So I continued to pull, believing that my shirt would soon unravel. But instead, my shirt remained intact while the string started to wind around itself, twining, until it became as thick as a hangman’s rope. With both my hands I began to work against gravity to slow it down, but it quickly stole my grip allowing the rope to spill out, coiling at my feet. When it stopped its fall, the weight of it almost pulled me over and I realized it must be connected to me. I pulled up my shirt and discovered it cleanly attached to the center of my chest.

Then I noticed smoke coming up from the center of the pile and realized the rope had coiled itself around my still lit cigarette. I frantically began to kick at the rope, fearing that it would fuse its way to my heart, igniting it. My success gave way to alarm as I heard from behind me the approaching sound of children’s laughter. When I turned, they were upon me. Several of them grabbed the rope and ran past me. As I watched the rope begin to take off I grabbed for it, but it slipped in my hand. When it disconnected from my chest I fell to the ground and grabbed for its end, but it trailed off behind them, leaving an inky trace.

I remained on my knees. A dull pain echoed in my chest as I watched the children huddle together holding hands to ears, whispering. Several of them looked over at me, but quickly returned to their attention to the group. I felt like an idiot. Oddly, they seemed unfazed by my presence and began to jump rope, their laughter in time with its swooshing rhythm. So, I asked them “Don’t you know you’re playing with the end of me?” My reply came in the most unexpected way, as the smallest of all the children approached me with the seeping end of the rope, smiled and said, “It’s your turn.”



p.s. I’m always fucking late.

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resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Magic Pie! :)

Anonymous said...

I do not "flip my shit", as you so charmingly call it. I think I've actually been angry at SS ONCE, and it was last YEAR. And I got over it, and it wasn't a big deal; it was a misunderstanding. I never was angry with him for "not paying attention" to me. I was worried about him b/c he'd never been gone for such a long period of time. If you remember, it was L who was angry, but the two of them made up, and he told her not to give it a second thought.


Well then he's more forgiving than most. You had a virtual meltdown and the poor guy hadn't done anything wrong except not give you an explanation as to why he hadn't been around. Nobody else reacted like that.

Anonymous said...

I will say this. I didn't like Kapunua much when I first came here because I thought she was just too over the top with the poetry. Then she lost her job and I felt bad and I though uh oh, here comes a huge melt down.

But it never came. She dusted herself off and got back on the horse. Then I developed a respect for her.

Anonymous said...

This onslaught against J is clearly an attempt to deflect from the vile behaviour that was demonstrated this afternoon.

Please do not be baited. The cavalry has turned up and a damage limitation excercise is being undertaken.

Amyranth said...

Hallo MP!

I'm still kinda in and out, so if I don't reply, don't worry!

I think I gotta go make supper. I'm being growled at.

-A

Anonymous said...

5:48, as it was around christmas a lot of people assumed he was busy catching up with friends and family. j was the one who felt she was owed an explanation and tried to lay a guilt trip on him.

Anonymous said...

What vile behavior?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, A :)

Anonymous said...

L must put up with a lot. J got mad at mayo and ss who she claims to care about. heaven help you if she doesn't care about you.

Anonymous said...

i sometimes wonder why mayo keeps this place going. i don't believe he gets anything out of it anymore.

Anonymous said...

He posts less frequently than he used to. SS hardly ever visits any more. :(

resurrected wreck said...

I'm with you, 5:54pm. Trying to chat here these days is like maneouvering your way through a meadow full of cow pies. Gotta watch where you step!

Anonymous said...

I think you may be right 2nd 5:49.

Magic Pie said...

Hi RW and Amy,

Jesus, so I just read through the last few pages of this post...shit storm as usual.

Anonymous said...

If J gets called Annie Wilkes it is because she's similar to her.

Anonymous said...

I know. It's sad. The rot has set in. Who knew this place would be destroyed by the people that seem to need it the most.

Amyranth said...

Well god knows it ain't you anons that are helping with anything.

Man, if you haven't got anything nice to say, why not just not say anything at all?

Anonymous said...

Like with the Fix?

Magic Pie said...

It's just sad to see, ya know? All these people are fighting now. It doesn't feel the way it used to all those months ago.

resurrected wreck said...

I don't bother to back-read much these days, Magic Pie.

Magic Pie said...

Since I haven't been here in months, I wanted to see what's been going on. It's a lot of the same really....tons of anons and bucket loads of negativity.

resurrected wreck said...

Yep, pretty much :/

Anonymous said...

I was wrong. I think a 4 for 1 special is required. Removal of head from ass, removal of foot from mouth, removal of hand forced insertion of words into other people's mouths and removal of "the fix" from brain.

Post operative rehabilitation will be extensive. I hope these other anons have good health insurance.

Original Punk J said...

*more eye rolling*

And once again, the anons gang up to attack.

So many things to address.

5.33, I capitalize my words to emphasize my points. I don't know how to bold or italicize. My options are limited. And if cursing is a sign of going crazy, then the grand majority of the world is already there.

I'm so glad you feel the need to comment on my behavior. Thanks for all your concern about my "mental health", as well. So sweet.

The help I could get would be keeping people like you from talking about me.

5.34, when I come in, I say "hello" and "how is everyone?" Where's the insult in that?

I DID reply to K's first comment on her blog. She chose to come back to mine with the second. I said in my first one I wasn't coming back to hers, so I put it on mine. My comment here was to say "it's not what you say, it's how you say it." That was not an insult. It was a summation of what the anon had said earlier. Succinct, as I said.

5.36, I said I was WORRIED about SS, why he'd been gone for so long. I was not angry with him. I don't feel he has an obligation to me.

5.38, SS can talk to whomever he wants to. I have no hold on him.

5.43 (who is probably 5.36), well, does it really matter what I say? You already believe what you want, so I won't waste my time on you.

You guys never did tell me what it is you want me to do. If I'm as horrible as you say I am, surely you have some advice for me beyond "get help"? What's your suggestion for me, to get me back on YOUR "straight and narrow"? Please do tell me.

Magic Pie said...

Hi J, sorry to see all the shit that's going down around you.

Anonymous said...

OPJ said...
I think I've actually been angry at SS ONCE, and it was last YEAR.


OPJ said...
I was not angry with him.


get your story straight

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, J :)

Original Punk J said...

Hi MP, RW, Amy again--I'm so sorry to have this happening when you all come on. And MP, you haven't been here in forever, and look what's going on. It's my fault, that's what the anons will say anyway.

How are you doing?

Cavalry Anon, :).

Original Punk J said...

Anonymous said...
OPJ said...
I think I've actually been angry at SS ONCE, and it was last YEAR.


OPJ said...
I was not angry with him.


get your story straight

November 2, 2008 6:15 PM


Two separate occasions, you.

Anonymous said...

You guys never did tell me what it is you want me to do. If I'm as horrible as you say I am, surely you have some advice for me beyond "get help"? What's your suggestion for me, to get me back on YOUR "straight and narrow"? Please do tell me.

I would start with not writing porn about SS or talking about how you want to fuck him up the ass with a strap on. I think it's disrespectful not only to him but also to his girlfriend/wife.

Anonymous said...

OPJ what on earth could he have possibly done to deserve your anger? Must have been pretty bad, seeing as how you love him and all.

Anonymous said...

show Jamia some respect.

Anonymous said...

J doesn't need to tell you anything. Just ignore them J, you are better then them

Martha Smith-Jones said...

6:18 here is an idea if you didn't like j's story stop reading it and bringing it up. J posted that story once last year. Than you anons who say you don't like it keep bringing it up.


So shut the fuck up about it

resurrected wreck said...

Gonna go soak in a bubble bath.

Magic Pie, it's lovely to see you again :)

Have a good evening, all!

Original Punk J said...

6.18, you bring up a couple of falsehoods there.

My stories do not have any names in them. It's a rule at SP: no RPF. Pronouns only. Why do you assume I write about SS?

There was NEVER a strap-on. That was YOUR misconception. Go read it again.

SS has never said if he has a significant other. Never. Where did you get that information?

And, I haven't written anything in a month. And you're STILL obsessing over it? If you don't like it, why do you read it? You never answered that, either.

Anonymous said...

The petty bickering that goes on here is worse than anything I've ever witnessed on BN or any other message board filled with overly hormonal teens.

When I first decided to visit this place I didn't think it could possibly turn out to be as ridiculous as people said it was.

I was wrong.

Anonymous said...

OPJ why are you acting like the blog is so awful and you have no part in the bad stuff? When it is actually MOSTLY you bringing the problem.

Anonymous said...

This is funny.

"
SS has never said if he has a significant other. Never. Where did you get that information?
"



October 31. Halloween. The day for supernatural happenings, eerie noises, creepy feelings.
And to go along with the wonderfully weird world of scary things, October 31 is also the birthday of one of our favorite punk-rocker guitarists. You know who I'm talking about. The lean, not-so-mean, heavily-tattooed force known far and wide as:

FRANK IERO.



and the Number One Sign You and Frank Have Celebrated His Birthday a Little Too Well:

You know why all the girls call him the King of Fuck Fest 2007.



You yourself think SS is Frank.

Also at Christmas SS did say that he was in love.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

6:33, it is MOSTLY anons like you who bring about the shit. People try to have conversations with each other and than you show up here are at another blog to start shit.

Anonymous said...

"
There was NEVER a strap-on. That was YOUR misconception. Go read it again.
"

"
14--Faint backwards outline of crossed handguns on your stomach (think about it...).

"

Anonymous said...

Back then everyone thought mayo and ss were those two. Its like a year later. They werent the only ones who said things that meant the people thought they were gerard and frank why do you only pick on the OPS?

Anonymous said...

The OPS keep on saying it because they still believe it. Germany?

Anonymous said...

6:37,

Um...I'm guessing because other people weren't writing fantasies about fucking them?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

J are you still around. Do you want to go to another blog and talk? Because some only some of the anons here are a bit stupid.

Anonymous said...

She never said frank wtf I dont understand why you keep saying frank! I read it and it wa sjust some guy

Original Punk J said...

You guys always bring up my birthday post from last year. You know, there were a lot of people on this blog who talked to Mayo and SS as though they were Gerard and Frank. Remember? Good number of folks who thought they were those two gentlemen. Go read back to that time. You know I'm right.

SS said he was in love? Really? That's wonderful. Where was it and what did he say? If that's the case, then, well, I guess I'd HAVE to stop writing about him, hunh?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous said...

6:37,

Um...I'm guessing because other people weren't writing fantasies about fucking them?

November 2, 2008 6:39 PM

Nope that isn't right because I remember writing about making a bunch of Frank clones wearing nothing but gold speedos.

Original Punk J said...

"14--Faint backwards outline of crossed handguns on your stomach (think about it...)."

Do you really not get it, after all this time? Are you really that naive? It was a joke, by the way, do you have no sense of humor?

"The OPS keep on saying it because they still believe it. Germany?"

Just to let you know: I kept all your emails.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello J and nice anon

Original Punk J said...

Hi Martha, I'm just fine. I'm actually done with these juvenile delinquents--well, at least their talk is juvenile, if nothing else is. I'll be talking to you later, ok? Thanks for the good words!

Anonymous said...

Martha Jones said...
6:18 here is an idea if you didn't like j's story stop reading it and bringing it up. J posted that story once last year. Than you anons who say you don't like it keep bringing it up.


So shut the fuck up about it

November 2, 2008 6:25 PM


Applauds Martha Jones. I really like her. :)
I wonder how many of these anons are using hidemyass right now? I'm not. Too many pop ups and I like showing my ass.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I will be at DW's later tonight


bye

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Thank you 6:53.

I can't use hidmyass my ass is to big.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that Martha Jones. I'm sure you ass is the perfect size for you and those who like and love you.
;)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

LOL Thank you.

I am going to go wash my ass now.

Anonymous said...

"You guys always bring up my birthday post from last year. You know, there were a lot of people on this blog who talked to Mayo and SS as though they were Gerard and Frank. Remember? Good number of folks who thought they were those two gentlemen. Go read back to that time. You know I'm right."

But only you KEEP doing it. It's like you want people to think you know the "secret" and that you have a special connection with them.

Germany?

"
Do you really not get it, after all this time? Are you really that naive? It was a joke, by the way, do you have no sense of humor?"

I must be naive. What did it mean?

Anonymous said...

What emails?

Anonymous said...

Mayo where you be at you pumpkin pie eating bitch

Anonymous said...

Maybe he'll come out if we offer him a piece of Pistachio Pumpkin pie.
à la mode
;)

Amyranth said...

7:10, quit being disrespectful to the host, would you please?

-A

Anonymous said...

amyranth,

go eat a bag of deep fried assholes, would you please?

Anonymous said...

I said I must be naive. What did it mean OPJ??

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello

I am back for a bit and I smell of lavender and I have a berry smoothie

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello amy.

I don't have any deep fried assholes but i have a blender if you want a smoothie and I have snickerdoodles.

Amyranth said...

7:22, sure, why don't you show me where you get them from?

:D

-A

Anonymous said...

Yes don't be disrespectful to Mayo. This means no poetry quotes or blather hahahaa.

Anonymous said...

go eat a bag of deep fried assholes

Who the hell says things like that? Certainly not an adult.
Does your mom know you're an online bully 7:22?

Anonymous said...

i don't know where they come from, amy, but i thought since you were the one who originally brought them up, they might be a staple of your diet.

Amyranth said...

Actually Martha, I'll take you up on those snickerdoodles.

You know, I wonder how they'd taste if you added Lavender to the recipe? Lavender and cinnamon?

-A

Anonymous said...

Who the hell says things like that? Certainly not an adult.

So, you're saying Amy isn't an adult since she's the person on this blog who first coined that phrase?

Lol.

Amyranth said...

7:28, it could be worse, I could eat shit like you do.

You clearly enjoy spewing it back up anyway.

And really, what's with the deep-fried assholes thing? I said it to a NASTY anon who was harassing someone. Once again, are you that nasty anon? If you are, I'm not sorry.

If you aren't, why does it bother you so much?

-A

Anonymous said...

7:28
Wrong fax. Amy was not the one who originally used the term deep fried assholes. She also was not the first one to use the phrase beyond pathetic. She was honoring somebody else buy borrowing their words.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Snickerdoodles make the world a better place. I don't know about lavender but they have chocolate snickerdoodles

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Shoves a plate of snickerdoodles down 7:28's throat

Amyranth said...

MJ, no way, chocolate? Oooh.. Chocolate and Lavender snickerdoodles...

I've never had one, I'm really going to have to try that recipe at your blog when I finally get my oven fixed.

-A

Anonymous said...

I bet it'll come right out of their ass Martha Jones. What a waste of perfectly good snickerdoodles.
:(

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Ingredients:
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup butter, softened
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 eggs
2 cups flour
3/4 cup cocoa
1 teaspoon cream of tartar
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons sugar



Directions:

Preheat oven to 400F. Combine sugar, butter, vanilla and eggs. Mix well. Stir in flour, cocoa, cream of tartar, baking soda and salt. Blend well. Shape dough into 1 inch balls. Combine 2 tablespoons sugar and 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon.

Roll dough in sugar/cinnamon mixture and place 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets. Bake 8 to 10 minutes, or until set. Immediately remove from cookie sheets

Anonymous said...

I must be naive because I still don't get the crossed backwards guns, can anyone explain it to a naive anon?

Anonymous said...

Pistachio Pumpkin Roll Recipe

INGREDIENTS

1. 3eggs, room temperature
2. 1/2cupsugar
3. 1teaspoonlemon juice
4. 1/2cupcanned pumpkin
5. 2/3cupflour, sifted
6. 2teaspoonspumpkin pie spice
7. 1teaspoonbaking powder
8. 3/4cuppistachios, chopped(natural California)
9.
Pistachio Cream Cheese Filling
10. 8ouncescream cheese, softened
11. 2tablespoonsbutter, softened
12. 1cuppowdered sugar
13. 1tablespoonlemon zest, grated
14. 1cuppistachios, coarsely chopped(natural California)

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
2. Line a 10 x 15 x 1 inch pan with waxed paper or parchment; grease and flour.
3. Beat eggs on high, add sugar gradually until very thick and volume is tripled, about 5 minutes.
4. Fold in lemon juice and pumpkin gently.
5. Sift combined dry ingredients except pistachios over egg mixture; lightly fold into egg mixture.
6. Spread into prepared pan and sprinkle with pistachios.
7. Bake 12 to 15 minutes or until top springs back when lightly pressed.
8. Turn cake out onto waxed paper and trim crisp edges with knife.
9. Working quickly, cover cake with second sheet of waxed paper and roll up from short side, rolling paper inside.
10. Set aside; prepare Pistachio Cream Cheese Filling.
11. When cake has cooled, unroll and spread filling over entire surface.
12. Re-roll cake. Slice to serve.
13. Beat cream cheese and butter together with powdered sugar and lemon zest until creamy. Stir in pistachios.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am down with the Pistachio but hate pumpkin

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous said...

I must be naive because I still don't get the crossed backwards guns, can anyone explain it to a naive anon?

November 2, 2008 7:41 PM

sometimes when your press to hard on something you will leave an imprint.

Anonymous said...

i like how frst they picked on opj but whe she left they started picking on amyranth

martha jones your next probly

Anonymous said...

Pistachio Cream Puffs

INGREDIENTS

* 1/4 cup water
* 2 tablespoons butter
* 1/8 teaspoon salt
* 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
* 1 egg
* 2 cups cold milk
* 1 (3.4 ounce) package instant pistachio pudding mix
* confectioners' sugar

* add to recipe box Add to Recipe Box
My folders:
* add to shopping list Add to Shopping List
* add a personal note Add a Personal Note

DIRECTIONS

1. In a small saucepan, bring the water, butter and salt to a boil. Add flour all at once; stir until a smooth ball forms. Remove from the heat; let stand for 5 minutes. Add egg; beat well. Continue beating until mixture is smooth and shiny.
2. Drop by rounded 1/4 cupfuls 3 in. apart onto a greased baking sheet. Bake at 400 degrees F for 25-30 minutes or until golden brown. Remove to a wire rack. Immediately split the puffs open; remove tops and set aside. Discard the soft dough from inside. Cool puffs.
3. In a bowl, whisk milk and pudding mix for 2 minutes. Let stand for 2 minutes or until soft-set. Just before serving, fill cream puffs and replace tops. Dust with confectioners' sugar if desired.

Anonymous said...

"Blogger Martha Jones said...

Anonymous said...

I must be naive because I still don't get the crossed backwards guns, can anyone explain it to a naive anon?

November 2, 2008 7:41 PM

sometimes when your press to hard on something you will leave an imprint."


OK but tattooes don't leave imprintes, one, and two why would they be pressing hard on his back with their stomach?

Anonymous said...

YUM YUM

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It was a joke. they know tattoos don't leave imprints. But I am trying not to get to deep into the topic. Just think about it.

Anonymous said...

OK I get it was a joke but why would they be in that position and naked?

Anonymous said...

He was choking on a pistachio from a Halloween treat bag and she was forced to do the heimlich maneuver to save his life.

I think that explains it. Nuff said.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

What 7:59 said.

Anonymous said...

He was baby new year and she was a belly dancer that halloween.

That explains the skin contact while the heimlich maneuver was being administered. Any more questions?

Anonymous said...

Blogger Original Punk J said...

Anon, get a life. Stop obsessing about mine.

My blog, my rules.

Get out.

November 2, 2008 6:54 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just my opinion of you, you could turn off anon commenting of course.

November 2, 2008 7:31 PM
Blogger Original Punk J said...

What's it like in Woodstock, IL? Is everyone there like you?

November 2, 2008 7:41 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you know Woodstock big deal.

November 2, 2008 7:58 PM

Anonymous said...

;) Martha Jones

Martha Smith-Jones said...

USA Network has been showing a lot of ads for the new Jeff Goldblum-infused season of Law and Order: Criminal Intent. The new episodes are supposed to start on November 7, but now it looks like the show has been delayed until some time next year.

Anonymous said...

How about a real answer. J said to think about it. I must not be perverted enough because I get the one about him eating her out but I don't get the guns one.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

you know what else is good
hawaiian lehua honey & sweet cream ice cream

Anonymous said...

That does sound good Martha Jones.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Man it is good. Because that honey is volcano honey. the flowers grow on the sides of volcanoes.

Anonymous said...

I'm going google Woodstock Illinois. I've never heard of it. I wonder if they have hawaiian lehua honey & sweet cream ice cream.

Anonymous said...

O. I don't think they'll have volcanoes. I'll let you know.
;)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Haagen Dazs makes the
hawaiian lehua honey & sweet cream ice cream so they should. But if they don't don't bother with the place.


Also that is the place where they held Woodstock

Anonymous said...

Just as I thought Martha Jones. No volcanoes in Woodstock. It is on along the border of Wisconsin. Sounds like a nice mid western town.

Woodstock is a city in McHenry County, Illinois, United States. The population was 20,151 at the 2000 census, and is 25,000 as of 2008. It is the county seat of McHenry County.

Woodstock is the home of the historic Woodstock Opera House and Old McHenry County Courthouse. The city was named in 2007 as one of the nation's Dozen Distinctive Destinations 2007 by the National Trust for Historic Preservation.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

They need some that way they can have that firer sweet honey.

Anonymous said...

So much nicer without them trying to hog the spotlight

Anonymous said...

Lol. Woodstock, IL has a population of 25,000 people. I suppose OPJ plans to personally go to every house there and kick the shit out of each and every inhabitant.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hawaiian Lehua Honey & Sweet Cream




flavor notes
Rich, sumptuous waves of cream mingle with evocative glimpses of tropical honey. The rare and delicate texture of the Lehua honey is entirely different from any honey you've ever tasted.

inspiration
Lehua honey comes from the remote volcanic slopes of Mauna Loa on the Big Island of Hawaii. There, honeybees gather nectar from the Ohia tree's fragrant Lehua blossoms. These beautiful red flowers are the unique flavor source for this rare, amber honey.

food pairings
Serve on a freshly baked Belgian waffle, then try to resist the aroma of warm waffle mingling with the cool ice cream and tropical honey.

wine pairings
A rich and balanced Sauternes from France.

Anonymous said...

mj dont you think so?

Anonymous said...

J is going to beat them up with her big meaty arms.

Anonymous said...

oh golly I wonder what the porkies are talking about on aim right now

Anonymous said...

mj you didn't answer my question?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sorry I was off helping a family member

I am only back for today so it really doesn't matter that much to me any more who is on and who is off.

Anonymous said...

oh golly I wonder what the porkies are talking about on aim right now

November 2, 2008 8:48




I bet you are just freaking out because you can't copy/paste what they are saying! You are quite the nosey little anon.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Martha Jones doesn't want to answer your question 8:49. Her answer could be in the silence. Silence is nice. You should try it sometimes.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

The only problem I had with the games and the poetry was that it felt like people didn't want to talk to you when they did that.

And blogger is a cock sucking bitch.

Anonymous said...

8:46
What are your arms like? Are they big and meaty or long and slender? What about your hands? Soft and delicate or rough and large.

Anonymous said...

The games and the poetry were fun. I used to join in sometimes.

I especially liked the time when we were coming up with song titles for the next MCR album, which was going to be all about his amaaayyyzing new married life.

I think the main problem most of the regulars have is when the subject turns to feelings about Gerard. The fangirls want there to be a "no bashing Gerard" rule, which just isn't fair because a lot of people have problems with Gerard.

If you want this place to be an I LOVE GERARD WAY fansite then maybe you all should be posting on INO or BN.

Amyranth said...

Oooh, Unity through Baking, you have a great recipe there.

-A

Anonymous said...

wouldn't work 9:02. they're all too old to be posting on those sites.

Anonymous said...

*raises hand*, I used to join in too. I like Gerard but the ohter opinions don't bother me. I miss the poetry and stuff.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Here is the thing the blog has split into two. And for someone like me that sucks shit. Because I don't fit in to well with groups. When we were all one big group it was fun because everyone would join in.


Now each group has it's own thing they do. I don't go to the movies often and poetry isn't my thing so most of what the "day" people I can't be a part of.

I am no longer a fan of MCR so I can't always talk to the "night" people.

So I am just stuck somewhere in the middle.

ergoproxy said...

Hi MJ , anons Amy

thanks for the recipe variation MJ!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sorry it is taking me so long to reply. Between helping people out around the house and conflicting edits I am having a hard time keeping up.

Amyranth said...

If you want this place to be an I LOVE GERARD WAY fansite then maybe you all should be posting on INO or BN.

Umm... This never was an I Love Gerard Way fansite, but why should it be an I HATE GERARD WAY fansite?

-A

ergoproxy said...

MJ I don't mind if we have opinions that differ sometimes, I always like talking to you

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hellp Amy, anons and ep.

Anonymous said...

How do you feel about Chocolate Eclairs Amy?

INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)

* 1/2 cup butter
* 1 cup water
* 1 cup all-purpose flour
* 1/4 teaspoon salt
* 4 eggs
* 1 (5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix
* 2 1/2 cups cold milk
* 1 cup heavy cream
* 1/4 cup confectioners' sugar
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 2 (1 ounce) squares semisweet chocolate
* 2 tablespoons butter
* 1 cup confectioners' sugar
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 3 tablespoons hot water

1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C). Grease a cookie sheet.
2. In a medium saucepan, combine 1/2 cup butter and 1 cup water. Bring to a boil, stirring until butter melts completely. Reduce heat to low, and add flour and salt. Stir vigorously until mixture leaves the sides of the pan and begins to form a stiff ball. Remove from heat. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well to incorporate completely after each addition. With a spoon or a pastry bag fitted with a No. 10, or larger, tip, spoon or pipe dough onto cookie sheet in 1 1/2 x 4 inch strips.
3. Bake 15 minutes in the preheated oven, then reduce heat to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C) and bake 20 minutes more, until hollow sounding when lightly tapped on the bottom. Cool completely on a wire rack.
4. For the filling, combine pudding mix and milk in medium bowl according to package directions. In a separate bowl, beat the cream with an electric mixer until soft peaks form. Beat in 1/4 cup confectioners' sugar and 1 teaspoon vanilla. Fold whipped cream into pudding. Cut tops off of cooled pastry shells with a sharp knife. Fill shells with pudding mixture and replace tops.
5. For the icing, melt the chocolate and 2 tablespoons butter in a medium saucepan over low heat. Stir in 1 cup confectioners' sugar and 1 teaspoon vanilla. Stir in hot water, one tablespoon at a time, until icing is smooth and has reached desired consistency. Remove from heat, cool slightly, and drizzle over filled eclairs. Refrigerate until serving.

Anonymous said...

Umm... This never was an I Love Gerard Way fansite, but why should it be an I HATE GERARD WAY fansite?

Why can't it be an I RESPECT OTHERS OPINIONS AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO THEM site?

Anonymous said...

Or perhaps a PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO COME HERE AND POST POETRY AND MOVIE QUOTES IF THEY WANT TO site?

Amyranth said...

Martha, I feel the same way Ergo does, we don't agree on GW, but that doesn't make up our conversations. I like hanging out with you. I mean us. I mean we.

Eclairs! *swoons*

Anonymous said...

Very good question 9:11. How about they not get attacked, ridiculed or made fun of for stating their opinions
as well.

Amyranth said...

Why can't it be an I RESPECT OTHERS OPINIONS AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO THEM site?

I would like that, but it has to be for E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y, and not just a select few.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, but you only need to see it once to know where it is. :)

Anonymous said...

Umm... This never was an I Love Gerard Way fansite, but why should it be an I HATE GERARD WAY fansite?



I've never seen it be that.

Anonymous said...

I would like that, but it has to be for E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y, and not just a select few.



You mean like in The Fix?

Amyranth said...

9:17, it seems like every few days or so, there's another small bubble of Reasons To Hate Gerard. I've noticed it more some days than others.

9:18, I had no idea you were so impressed with my work!

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It isn't so much the different opinions it is more the not wanting to talk about it. I am a person who likes to debate people. Not everyone is willing to debate about he subject.

Anonymous said...

I would like that, but it has to be for E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y, and not just a select few.


That's rich, considering that "The Fix" was targeting only a few people on this blog and suggesting that they didn't have the right to express themselves here.

Amyranth said...

That's rich, considering that "The Fix" was targeting only a few problems on this blog and suggesting that if we all came together to talk it out reasonably, it wouldn't come to this.

"Fix"-ed!

:)

Anonymous said...

9:17, it seems like every few days or so, there's another small bubble of Reasons To Hate Gerard. I've noticed it more some days than others.


That doesn't make it an I Hate Gerard Fansite.

Amyranth, what you are saying is the same thing you always say. That all bloggers are equal but some are more equal than others. And you get to decide.

Anonymous said...

Sex Without Love

How do they do it, the ones who make love
without love? Beautiful as dancers,
gliding over each other like ice-skaters
over the ice, fingers hooked
inside each other's bodies, faces
red as steak, wine, wet as the
children at birth whose mothers are going to
give them away. How do they come to the
come to the come to the God come to the
still waters, and not love
the one who came there with them, light
rising slowly as steam off their joined
skin? These are the true religious,
the purists, the pros, the ones who will not
accept a false Messiah, love the
priest instead of the God. They do not
mistake the lover for their own pleasure,
they are like great runners: they know they are alone
with the road surface, the cold, the wind,
the fit of their shoes, their over-all cardio-
vascular health--just factors, like the partner
in the bed, and not the truth, which is the
single body alone in the universe
against its own best time.


Written by Sharon Olds

ergoproxy said...

MJ I have always enjoyed your opinions, and you put them well, debating is a skill unfortunately some anons clearly lack

Anonymous said...

"if we all came together to talk it out reasonably, "

Your attacks were personal though. I don't blame them for not wanting to talk reasonably. Come to think of it some of them tried to talk to you reasonably and you refused to see their side.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Can we not do this. I was trying to be nice an answer the anons question. I didn't want this to become lets attack Kapu, Amy or the Ops.


I may not see eye to eye with them on everything or like everything that they do but I still consider them my friends.

Anonymous said...

What exactly is "fix"ed!, Amy?

This place seems more fucked up than ever.

Anonymous said...

No it is not. It is FAR better without them. Amy WAS being reasonable. She stated her reasons why that didn't belong on the blog. It took it over. It was 75% of the blog and it was all for Mayo's attention. I would hate it if they came back and started the poetry and quotes again.

Anonymous said...

Through no fault of your own
I'm sure
9:24.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It wouldn't be so fucked up if people didn't attack others for their opinions.

I am talking to some of the anons right now.


Every time we try to talk things out someone steps in and started going after Amy, Kapu and the OPs.

It needs to stop because it is making this place unbearable.

Anonymous said...

I would hate it if they came back and started the poetry and quotes again.

And your opinion means more than the opinions of those of us who enjoyed the poetry?

Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Not.

ergoproxy said...

so MJ I was thinking of varying the snikerdoodle recipe with a few things and seeing how it goes, I'll let you know

it is very like a mix we then roll in cornflakes and bake

Anonymous said...

Look up 9:31. There's some poetry for you. Doesn't it count if it's posted by an anon?

I don't see anyone complaining about it either.

Anonymous said...

If you like the fucking poetry go to the porch. PROBLEM SOLVED.

Anonymous said...

I cant believe idiots are telling us they miss the poetry when they can simply just go to the porch and see it there. ugh idiots.

Amyranth said...

9:22, that's an assumption on your part. Why should people have to be continually subjected to something they don't like, or agree with? All things in moderation, wouldn't you say?

9:24, I felt like even though they came to talk, it didn't seem like they understood that I'm not the only one who feels as I do. I know of others who are equally displeased, or even feel ignored when things go on around here. A lot of those people have gone on for too long being ignored. Is that fair?

9:31, isn't that person allowed to share their opinion though? You just did to them what I've been upset about. You just made her feel like her opinion wasn't worth anything in your eyes, a person who has a differing opinion.

-A

ergoproxy said...

see anons as MJ just said, it really doesn't matter what the conversation is, some comment will be brought up, even if it is a C&P from somewhere else or some time past and then the anon comments try desperately to steer the conversation into attacks on one or other, or multiple bloggers

why are you so set on doing it?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Ep you can google snickerdoodles to see what other kinds you come up with. I have heard of people putting almonds and nutmeg in them.

Anonymous said...

They are idiots and they ARE pathetic. I'm sorry but Amyranth was right on that one. It took up 75% of the replies here and now it takes up that much on the porch. If you want to read poetry go over there or look it up on the internet. I agree with Amy, this is not the place for that kind of random stuff.

Anonymous said...

"
9:24, I felt like even though they came to talk, it didn't seem like they understood that I'm not the only one who feels as I do."


Exactly. Majority has to rule on this blog.

Anonymous said...

I think the anons are taking up 75% of the blog trying to start trouble .It is not nice to call people idiots.

Anonymous said...

9:31, isn't that person allowed to share their opinion though? You just did to them what I've been upset about. You just made her feel like her opinion wasn't worth anything in your eyes, a person who has a differing opinion.

An opinion is one thing; being exclusionary is another.

The people who don't want the poetry and movie quotes are trying to regulate the behavior of others. They are trying to censor this blog. That includes you, Amy.

I do not believe in censorship. Maybe you do and you have a right to that opinion. But you do not have the right to force your desire for censorship onto the people who post here.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Vegetarian Snickerdoodles


7 T [aka 1/4 cup + 3 T] all purpose flour, scooped and shaken up a bit, leveled
1 T cornstarch
1/4 t baking powder
2 T margarine, softened
2 T granulated sugar
1 T light brown sugar, packed
1 T soy milk [I used unsweetened plain]
1/4 t pure vanilla extract

cinnamon sugar:

simply combine together in a small bowl the following ingredients…

2 T granulated sugar
generous 1/2 T ground cinnamon

preheat oven to 350F. line a cookie sheet with parchment paper or Silpat.

in a medium bowl, sift together flour, cornstarch, baking powder.
in a mixer bowl, cream together margarine and sugar. add soy milk and extract, mix well.
add flour mix to wet ingredients, stir until well combined, scraping the sides with a rubber spatula to make sure nothing gets lost in translation.

divide dough into walnut-sized portions, shape into balls. roll into cinnamon sugar, flatten just a touch [the cookie won't spread much while backing but will flatten down a bit once they're out of the oven], and bake for 9 minutes: the cookies must look dry on the top and lightly brown on the bottom.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Ep are you ready for this

Snickerdoodle Muffins

2 sticks unsalted butter
1 cup sugar
2 tsp vanilla
2 eggs
¾ tsp baking soda
¾ tsp baking powder
¾ tsp cream of tarter
¾ tsp freshly grated nutmeg
1 and ¼ cup sour cream
2 and ¼ cups all purpose flour

1 cup sugar and 2 TBSP cinnamon mixed together for rolling

1.Cream the butter and sugar until soft about 3 to 5 minutes. Add in the vanilla. Add in the eggs one at a time and mix until each is incorporated.
2.In a separate, mix together the flour, baking soda, and baking powder and cream of tarter.
3.Add the flour mixture and the sour cream alternately to the egg-butter mixture in the additions. Start with the flour and end with the flour. Scrape the bowl occasionally.
4. Using an ice cream scoop, scoop out muffin batter one at a time and drop into a shallow bowl filled with the cinnamon sugar mixture. Roll the muffin around in the mixture until it is covered completely in cinnamon sugar.. Place muffin in to muffin tin.. Depending on the size of your tins, you should get about 12 to 14 muffins. Bake them for approx. 20-22 minutes in a 350F oven or until they are golden brown.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Amy, this is not the place for that kind of random stuff.

November 2, 2008 9:40 PM

Is this your blog? No,i didn't think so. Who are you to say what gets posted here?

Amyranth said...

The people who don't want the poetry and movie quotes are trying to regulate the behavior of others. They are trying to censor this blog. That includes you, Amy.

The people who don't want the poetry and movie quotes have made repeated attempts to ask for a balance. I don't care about poetry, and movie quotes don't make me break out in hives, but that's once in awhile.

In fact, there has been more than one occasion where poetry was posted over and over and over again. People asked if it could at least be linked to instead of copy/pasted in it's entirety and they were ignored. I don't think that's polite to anyone, do you?

I'm not for out and out censorship, but moderation would be nice. Why is it hard to understand that you need to take into consideration the feelings of others when you post? Especially if it's something that's been posted 5 or 6 times already?

ergoproxy said...

oh MJ!!!

*faints*

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

If I were to tell you all that she was asked to return, what would you say then?

"It isn't the same without you..."

(Each and every one.)

And I would name you all if I could, but time would not allow it.

So, I will say this: "If you don't like it, get the fuck out."

October 27, 2008 9:08 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They all think anyone that kisses their ass is automatically Mayo.

October 27, 2008 9:24 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What you are trying to do, anon at 9:08 with your game, is shitty. It's shitty to the rest of the blog. It's shitty to the people who care.

Please, please stop.

October 27, 2008 9:30 PM


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trying to pretend that the anon at 9:08 was Mayo is an insult to Mayo. First of all he would not go against what most people here want. The Fix was the truth about certain people. They couldn't face up to it so they took their marbles and left. Even if Mayo did mistakenly believe that what the Porchies were doing was the right way to behave with others, he would have the strength of his convicion to sign in, or he would change the time stamp on his front page.

I don't see a time stamp there. Do you?

No, I didn't think so.

October 27, 2008 9:49 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Children=fans

October 27, 2008 9:58 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:49,

Don't try to bait me.

For those of you who think they know what I do and do not wish to read, don't put words in my mouth.


I never fake it.

Most know me when they see me.

And to those who do, thanks for all of your incredible interpretations of my story.

October 27, 2008 9:59 PM

Anonymous said...

"
The people who don't want the poetry and movie quotes have made repeated attempts to ask for a balance. "


There was a balance. It just didn't seem that way to you. You made yourself into the one who decides what is a "balance" and what wasn't.

And what's this 75% ratio, where did that come from? Are you a math whiz? The way I saw it, the poetry was less than half of the replies. And it was hardly ever on at night, when you were on.

Hey I really hate these recipes they are too long and it's hard to scroll past them. I think they take up 75% of the page and it's impolite. Please see it my way and stop.

Anonymous said...

Yes, and I got sick as hell of reading about Amy's stupid Hallowe'en costume. Does that mean I should have asked her to stop posting about it?

Anonymous said...

That is whats wrong with this blog. People have come in here and made some rules and decided what can or can't be posted here.I call bullshit to that.I will post what i want, and i wish everyone would do the same. I don't need to have permission to write what i want to. Nobody does! Majority rules my ass. I don't see anyones name here on this blog.

Amyranth said...

9:55, that's why I posted the pictures over at my blog, where people who were interested could see them.

9:53, now you're just being picky.

So, it seems like we're back where we started. To hell with asking for people to be polite. To hell with consideration. and to hell with balance. Anons rule, but don't worry.

Mayo doesn't care what Anons think, remember?

-A

ergoproxy said...

no one made rules. someone made suggestions which were free to be taken or dismissed
it was anons who began speaking of them as though it was some kind of edict
so how about you try and remember that

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I can't find a recipe but there is snickerdoodle ice cream

Amyranth said...

Man, snickerdoodles are the ultimate baked good. Cookies, muffins, ice cream.

They're like the new chocolate chip!

-A

Anonymous said...

Mayo doesn't care what Anons think, remember?

Orly?

Apparently he doesn't care what you think either, Amy. I haven't seen him condoning your fix. I have, however, seen him posting the poetry of those people you targeted on the front page of his blog.

Anonymous said...

So, it seems like we're back where we started. To hell with asking for people to be polite."

YOU weren't polite. And only a few of you thought the poetry wasn't polite.


" To hell with consideration. and to hell with balance."

That's pretty much what your Fix said.

Anonymous said...

Hey 9:53 guess what THAT WASN'T MAYO.
In all likelihood it was one of the porchies pretending to be him to defend themselves. out of all the people on this blog, Amyranth is the one who gets it right.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

You know what I am sick of. Anons fight. I really don't give a fuck what you like or don't like anymore. I am sick of hearing about it.


I am sick of not being able to answer a question about how I feel about something without it being turned into this person was right this person is wrong.


You like the poetry find but it was going on everyday all the time. Some people may not want to talk, write or read about it. Some of us want to talk to the people here.


You liked what Amy said on her blog about the situation fine but it didn't have to be posted here all the time either. All it did was make some people hate Amy.


Didn't want to hear about Amy's costume than you should have said something not rude. Or not come on when Amy is here.

Anonymous said...

KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!

KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!

KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!

KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!
KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!
KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!


KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!


KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!

KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!

KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!
KAPUNUA LIVES IN RIVERHEAD!

Anonymous said...

OPJ just posted Kapunua's home town in her blog from her stat counter when Kapu went to J's blog!! LOL!

Anonymous said...

IMO one of the funniest things to ever happen on this blog was Ka pu's continued posting of the link to that goose picture. She posted that link about 90 times until somebody finally had the nerve to say for the love of God ss look at her damn goose picture so she'll stop posting the link and telling you to look at it.
That was hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Didn't you see the Riverhead, Long Island one? I sure did. Lots of times. I can send you the data...oh wait, you've blocked my psycho email. Oh well.

***Nov 2 08:14:05 PM Firefox 2.0 WinXP 1024x768 Riverhead,
New York,
United States


That was your last lovely signed in visit to my blog, tonight.

***Oct 17 07:05:22 PM Firefox 2.0 WinXP 1024x768 Riverhead,
New York,
United States

That one is from Oct 17, if you notice. Haven't been here, hunh?

And I believe the Staten Island ISP is associated with your "Crackberry," yes?

We don't come out of Knoxville. Just letting you know.

I know Riverhead is on Long Island. I have an atlas.

Amyranth said...

10:03

Amyranth said...

Also, to the Anonymous who keeps reposting my writing. Thank you, but please, I think it is well understood where I am coming from. I think those that get me, get me. Let's leave it at this, shall we?

-A

October 4, 2008 4:49 PM

Mayonaise said...

Thanks.

Just wanted to let you know, I heard you.

October 4, 2008 5:23 PM

(Just my theory)

Anonymous said...

OPJ just posted Kapunua's home town in her blog from her stat counter when Kapu went to J's blog!! LOL!

Well, isn't that just like her. She just loves giving out private info on people here, doesn't she? What a psycho.

Anonymous said...

And the continued posting of the link to that anti-valentines video was pretty funny too. I wonder if she thinks Mayo and SS are blind?

Anonymous said...

Amyranth, right before that Sdock had asked Mayo something about him hearing her. I know you probably skim reading Sdock but some of us don't.

Anonymous said...

10:10
Maybe she wouldn't have posted that information if anons like you didn't say
post proof or it didn't happen.

Anonymous said...

Mayo wasn't talking to Sdock he was talking to Amyranth. He obviously agrees with her.

Anonymous said...

(Just my theory)

Lol. Narcissistic much? Funny how nobody else saw it that way. It seemed like an answer to Solly to me (and others).

But yes, that's what you've always been after, isn't it? Mayo's attention.

You are the one who is beyond pathetic. And I'm outta here.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon I think the only psycho. here are the people who went to J's blog and c&ped what she said on her blog here. No one would have that info if you didn't go to her blog.

Anonymous said...

Blogger Original Punk J said...

Didn't you see the Riverhead, Long Island one? I sure did. Lots of times. I can send you the data...oh wait, you've blocked my psycho email. Oh well.

***Nov 2 08:14:05 PM Firefox 2.0 WinXP 1024x768 Riverhead,
New York,
United States


That was your last lovely signed in visit to my blog, tonight.

***Oct 17 07:05:22 PM Firefox 2.0 WinXP 1024x768 Riverhead,
New York,
United States

That one is from Oct 17, if you notice. Haven't been here, hunh?

And I believe the Staten Island ISP is associated with your "Crackberry," yes?

We don't come out of Knoxville. Just letting you know.

I know Riverhead is on Long Island. I have an atlas.

Anonymous said...

Amy's comment was directed to anons posting her fix, not Mayo. Why would he answer it?

Anonymous said...

"Blogger Martha Jones said...

Anon I think the only psycho. here are the people who went to J's blog and c&ped what she said on her blog here. No one would have that info if you didn't go to her blog.

November 2, 2008 10:14 PM"


Why would you discuss things, or even provide information that you can be used to harass you and possibly make your life unhappy?

This is the internet, darlings. Regardless of who you are, you should never provide information, or allow access to information that anyone can use to identify you offline. Ever. Period. You put yourself and everyone around you at serious risk when you do that.

Why make yourself a target? Why make anyone else an unwilling target?

Anonymous said...

This is a map of Riverhead Long Island.

Anonymous said...

Because everything is about Ka pu, Solly and the porchies according to you 10:13. We all know that. Here, let me hold the door for you.

Amyranth said...

10:13, I don't think Mayo agrees with me. Let's get that clear right now.

I do think he was thanking me for asking the anons to stop, and possibly letting me know that he heard my thoughts. Maybe, maybe not.

Either way, it's no different than people taking a random comment from anywhere and using it to fit their means, wouldn't you say?

Anonymous said...

Why make anyone else an unwilling target?

Because they can and because they are crazy-ass bitches hell bent on getting rid of Kapunua.

Ten to one they were the "anons" who got her fired.

Anonymous said...

Riverhead

Anonymous said...

I have never heard anyone signed in, ask them to stop posting poems. Who asked them? Maybe some people wanted them to, but did anyone ask them to? Are they supposed to read your minds?

Anonymous said...

Martha Jones said...

Anon I think the only psycho. here are the people who went to J's blog and c&ped what she said on her blog here. No one would have that info if you didn't go to her blog.

I like you Martha Jones but I have to disagree. That c&ping anon is one obsessed psycho but I think there are others.
;)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I agree there are other psycho but I don't know if we would agree with who they are.

Anonymous said...

Riverhead Long Island. Looks like an o.k place to visit but I wouldn't wanna live there.

Anonymous said...

More Riverhead

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