Saturday, October 4, 2008

Time spent, not wasted.

L'envoi

I have the presence of mind to call you out.
Bring it on, I have no doubt
You will leave me when you hear this.
Because, you already know what it’s about,
It blisters my fingers, it breaks my bones.
They’ll say you should've been better told
You won't get far on that soul you sold.

You have a knack for turning me out.
Knock me down, I have no doubt
I will leave here once I say this...
I have to find a better way out.
My hands are full, my mind is clear
All I ask is look beyond you, my dear
I've lifted your curtain and cast out my fear.

And just because we've agreed
Doesn’t mean that I’ve concluded
I held onto the ugly truth behind
All the words you have eluded.

So bring it on and I will profess
And in turn clean the fucking mess
Of your life; what has become
Of your once upon a happy home.

I have half a mind to pull you out
Scream in your face, there will be no doubt
You'd be better off. Then dead
Years shattered, moments that mattered
Have all been dusted with your heels.
Did you know? Could you see?
I have closed the door behind me.

You called to me; I had to believe
When you cried I'd find relief.
Then you left me to be,
Taking your brutal confession
For an old useless possession.
Because, you said you could see
All the misery hidden within me.

And just because we've agreed
Doesn’t mean that I’ve concluded
I held onto the ugly truth behind
All the words you have eluded.

So bring it on and I will profess
And in turn clean this fucking mess
Of your life; what has become
Of your once upon a happy home.

And I can’t be this anymore.
You know what I mean, it’s too deep.
So in the ditch, I've become the creep
And the moments have lost all their meaning.
Two far fetched visions of one useless being
Breathe while you stand there pleading
For truth. We spill lies so deceiving.

And just because we've agreed
Doesn’t mean that I’ve concluded
I held onto the greedy truth behind
All the words we have diluted.

So bring it on and I will confess
And in turn clean this fucking mess
Of our lives; what has become
Of our once upon a happy home.

And I can’t be this anymore.
You know what I mean, it’s too deep.
What could I say if you fell before me?
There is no time to be weak.
After everything we said, it’s a shame

With all of that cruel intention,
I have always taken the blame.


Funny, I wrote that around this time last year. At the time, drawing upon "only so" recent events and feelings in order to understand the shit I was currently mired in. Words to heal by, I guess you could say. And in case you were wondering, they helped.


p.s. it is or it isn't or it was but not now it can't at once be and not be but it could never have been or what it once was now.

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Anonymous said...

There has been a lot of talk over at Mayo's about how to "fix things".

Well, I've got a few ideas, and I can guarantee that very few people are going to like them.

You want to fix things at Mayonaise's? Why not give the stage to someone else once in awhile? Constant self-centered posts, be they about what you're doing every exact second of every day, or posts as "Random Televison Character" really monopolize the conversation. Is that fair to anyone? Nope.

What's that? Scroll past it? You know, that would be a genius idea, if it didn't make up 75% of the blog replies. Ignore, ignore all you want, but it is still there. It's still used to derail current topics of conversation. It's used to force people to stop talking, and it's used for attention. It's beyond pathetic.

It used to be different, when everyone was involved. Now, nobody is involved and it feels to me like it's on purpose.

Next? Well, there's the rampant suggestion that "people suck" when they don't consistently stand up for everyone on the blog at any given time.

I'm sure I've said this before. You are damned if you do, and you are damned if you don't.

However, I'm going to hell in a 24k handbasket, because I refuse to stand for anyone who is comfortable to spend the day, night, mid-afternoon, whatever, belitting, undermining, harassing, or even outright insulting people who I consider to be friends.
Who gives anyone else the right to do those things? Nobody.
They are done, and done again. And over and over. I have seen the posts. The veiled comments behind my back. I've even seen the assumption that I am every nasty Anon that has ever visited Mayonaise's blog.

I haven't replied to this prior, but I will now.
I have a job. I do not have internet access at my job. I do not check this blog until I am at home and on my own time. I pull a regular paycheck every two weeks. I have a life.

Can you put 2 and 2 together?

The comments are duly noted. Especially the ones that call for the shutdown of Mayo's blog, when nothing has happened, except for a few friends having a good time. Oh yes, I've seen those too. Please, don't kid yourself. Going to read porn, and openly discussing sex and sexual behaviour are no different.

Oh, but here I am, in blatant disagreement with a lot of things. A lot of people. Oh well. I suppose I can't be blacklisted any more than I already am, can I?

I have also noticed something. This is quite troubling to me, mostly because I know that it doesn't bother me what Anonymous Vultures say, but it has, and clearly does bother others.

Why does it seem to me that if you disagree with the so-called "popular opinion", you can pretty much count down the seconds until there are Vultures nipping at your heels, and pointing fingers at you?

Are we ALL so always in the wrong? No. I frequently see many polite discussions with polite disagreements, and the day goes on. The world spins, the dove sings, and the moon rises and sets.

If you can't have a POLITE discussion about anything, without resorting to name-calling, derogatory talk, or even threats, you do not even have a right to open your mouth.

"Real adults - mature ones - realize that different people have different tastes. Really realize it, as in: they don't just say they do, they mean it and take it to heart. As opposed to trying to FORCE their tastes on anyone within earshot. Particularly when said "anyone" has expressed profound dislike of said thing-that-is-within-said-adult's-tastes. Real grownups don't feel the need to be a conversational dictator."

(Clearly exempt from this are Anons that come in with the claws and teeth at someone's throat for no decent reason.)

Here's something else to ponder. Why would you discuss things, or even provide information that you can be used to harass you and possibly make your life unhappy?

This is the internet, darlings. Regardless of who you are, you should never provide information, or allow access to information that anyone can use to identify you offline. Ever. Period. You put yourself and everyone around you at serious risk when you do that.

Why make yourself a target? Why make anyone else an unwilling target?

I have felt for a very long time now that there has been a movement to push people away from Mayo's. It is painful to read and even more painful to say. I do not form this theory lightly, and I wouldn't say it unless I truly felt that it was affecting everything that we all used to enjoy so much.

The blog has been centered more and more on certain people. Whether it is they themselves who are being villainized or celebrated, I have become increasingly aware that the rotation is squarely around them. No longer is this blog about camaraderie, it's not about Family, or even is it about Mayo and his Lovelies.

There is no inclusion. There is no friendliness. There is no love, and no "home".

My mother said to me once "If you're being picked on for something, pay attention to what is being said. If it's the same thing over and over again, maybe it's something you should think about changing."

People will not conform to your expectations. They will not conform to your will. They will not take up your ideals, your thoughts, or your mentality. They especially will not tolerate attitude from anyone who attempts to lord over them.

If you seem to be the problem, look at them, and ask yourself what you plan to do. If the answer is "Nothing", then do not be surprised when the circle around you gets wider, and wider.

For those of you that complain about the divide in the House of Mayo, here's some of your reasons why. If anything can bring it back to what it was, I feel that fixing these problems would be a start.

They are not minor.

They are not going to be easy.


I think they can be worth it.


Do you?

-Amyranth.

Anonymous said...

Written Sunday, September 28, 2008 and you just changed it to October 4th right now, nice. You think I didn't notice? I noticed.

resurrected wreck said...

Candy apples?

Anyone?

farawaysoclose said...

jesus mayo!

gonna re read.

Anonymous said...

You're right about one thing, Mayo.
Mostly nonsense. That's what all of this is. Including this post.

resurrected wreck said...

Damn. I'm going to have to reread this one several times.

Anonymous said...

Mayo,

Do you?

Anonymous said...

Mayo is this about Eliza?

Mayonaise said...

Actually, I changed it three times.

How's it going?

Anonymous said...

Mayo is this in response to the blog Eliza wrote about you on her myspace?

farawaysoclose said...

You called to me; I had to believe
When you cried I'd find relief.
Then you left me to be,
Taking your brutal confession
For an old useless possession.
Because, you said you could see
All the misery hidden within me.


aah mayo that's sad.

.... you sound like you were hurt very badly at the time.

Anonymous said...

Not great, actually.

But I'm sure you are well.

farawaysoclose said...

well you like 3's mayo!

hello, all good my end.

how about yourself?

Anonymous said...

Mayo, please listen to what Amyranth has to say. It's important. The games, quotes, poetry and shit needs to stop for this to get better. Please take down Fimble story, since that has hurt one of your long standing Lovelies.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mayo :)

Enjoying your weekend, I hope?

Anonymous said...

Mayo are you still in NYC?

Anonymous said...

Seems as if you want to clean up messes. Whether it be by you or others? You wrote it a year ago so only you know my dear Mayo.
Be good to yourself.

Mayonaise said...

Actually, I'm a bit annoyed.

You know, one of those days where nothing seems to click.

I am sure it will pass.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Mayo, did you plan this? This was all a game to you wasn't it?

Were we your social experiment? Take a group of people and pit them against one another to see what happens?

Are you really that cruel? I don't want to think so, but it is becoming more and more likely.

Why?

October 3, 2008 9:14 PM

Anonymous said...

Mayo, is this about your blog and a certain group of people who's attention seeking ways (poetry, games) ruined it?

farawaysoclose said...

mayo i know exactly how you feel.

it usually passes.

nice to see you in blue.

resurrected wreck said...

Bit suffocating in here at the moment, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

It will pass Mayo, it usually does. You aren't the only person who has experienced that feeling. Sure you know that by now.
Be safe, stay well

Mayonaise said...

4:42,

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

resurrected wreck said...

Don't know about you, but I'm in the mood for dancing.

farawaysoclose said...

nice of you to spell it out mayo.

thanks.

Anonymous said...

Why not leave Mayo be. He is not in control of what everyone says and does.
Like the new post. Intriguing I must say

Amyranth said...

I think this is way deeper than that.

I've never been one to think that Mayo writes every post about the blog. Occasionally, he addresses us, but mostly this is his blog, about him and his feelings.

Mayo, the part that strikes me the most is:

And just because we've agreed
Doesn’t mean that I’ve concluded
I held onto the ugly truth behind
All the words you have eluded.


That part is ringing in my ears. I have to give it good consideration.

Thank you for the new post.

-A

Anonymous said...

it does seems like everyone here is a social experiement to me though!

farawaysoclose said...

wtf RW!!

Anonymous said...

Take the day off, Mayo. Go see a movie or stay home and watch a DVD. Hang out in your jammies.

Tomorrow will be a better day.

Anonymous said...

and as if by magic, amyranth appears...

Amyranth said...

Also, to the Anonymous who keeps reposting my writing. Thank you, but please, I think it is well understood where I am coming from. I think those that get me, get me. Let's leave it at this, shall we?

-A

Anonymous said...

4:42,

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

October 4, 2008 4:44 PM



LOL mayo

Anonymous said...

Mayonaise said...
4:42,

You've got to be fucking kidding me.



hmmm..an anon at the end of the last post used the exact same phrase several times while defending the porchies...interesting

resurrected wreck said...

That's Coffin Joe, FASC. He's got bones of rubber!

resurrected wreck said...

Take the day off, Mayo. Go see a movie or stay home and watch a DVD. Hang out in your jammies.

And have a candy apple :)

Anonymous said...

4.50 is obv a porchie

Anonymous said...

And have a candy apple :)

Or a caramel one. With nuts. :)

resurrected wreck said...

YUM!

Anonymous said...

Or salt-water taffy. ;)

Anonymous said...

sounds like someone preparing to ocme out of the closet

farawaysoclose said...

i can see that RW!!

hi amy!

mayo can you do me a favour??

when you do decide to go, but obviously please stay and chat first. hey i know it's a bit awkward but it's all cool with us. most of us do awkward oh so well in real life.

anyway when you go can you just do a "check the time and goodnight" anonymously and then put the time up on your page. cos i so fucking miss that shit!!

pretty please??

Anonymous said...

Please take down Fimble story, since that has hurt one of your long standing Lovelies.


How do you think that would make Fimble Star feel?

Anonymous said...

andrea said...

Personally, I want to see an end to elitism.

Some people seem to think they have ownership or responsibility over Mayo's blog, to the exclusion of others. Or they think they have a special bond with Mayo (or SS) that others cannot possibly share. They see fit to put other people down, call them names, and attempt to dictate what can or cannot be said. They ask others to leave if they don't approve of their presence. These are some of the same people that freak out and overreact about the possibility of outsiders causing Mayo's blog to be shut down or abandoned. I'm talking about both regulars and anons here.

We all need to realize that Mayo's blog belongs to Mayo. He is the only own with ownership and responsibility over it. He is the only one who should be allowed dictate what goes on there. Mayo chooses not to exclude anybody from his blog, so why should any of us attempt to exclude anyone else? It's not our place.

If there are people you don't like or don't want to talk to, then simply don't engage them in discussion. There is absolutely no need for name-calling and put-downs. Just leave each other alone already. The constant arguing and degrading has gotten so tiresome.

You can't control someone else's behavior, you can only control your own. So instead of calling someone a mean name, asking them to leave, or passive-aggressively trying to push them out, maybe try directing your efforts back at yourself. Find a way to coexist without causing problems for other people.

If Mayo wanted to kick people out, he would. He hasn't, so why should you?



I know that this an extremely optimistic request which will probably be met with skepticism and criticism by many. But I don't really care. It's what I think, and it's important to me, so I'm putting it out there. Take it however you want to.

*And just to be clear, when I say "you", I'm not talking specifically about you, Amy. This is directed at everyone in general. I don't want anyone to think I'm complaining at you personally, because I'm not. I applaud your efforts to be proactive.

October 3, 2008 2:41 PM

Amyranth said...

Hallo FASC!

I agree. I liked the "check the time and goodnight" too.

Anyway, I should go. See some of you later.

-A

Anonymous said...

who's gonna pull a Clay Aiken?

resurrected wreck said...

Bye for now, A :)

Anonymous said...

if mayo was not the anon at the end of the last post defending the porchies he should come out and say it wasn't him.

Anonymous said...

I agree. I liked the "check the time and goodnight" too.

Hear that Mayo? Amy gave it the thumbs up, so you have permission to go right ahead and check the time and goodnight now.

Anonymous said...

I disagree with Andrea. Some people need to be told when they are acting beyond pathetic. And some people do need to be told how to behave.

Anonymous said...

Anyway, I should go. See some of you later.

Awww...upset cos Mayo ignored you...again.

Anonymous said...

Awww...upset cos Mayo ignored you...again.



Awwww..sign in you stupid porchie. are you upset cos amyranth ignored you..again?

Anonymous said...

Mayo does NOT ignore Amyranth. He never once has. Stop trying ot make it look like her post was all about getting the attention off certain people and onto others. It was about fixing this blog and calling people out on their pathetic behavior.

resurrected wreck said...

Gonna go dance somewhere else...

Have a good night :)

Anonymous said...

Oh God.

farawaysoclose said...

seeya amy!

if mayo was not the anon at the end of the last post defending the porchies he should come out and say it wasn't him.

why don't you just leave him alone.


i hate this shit. it makes me uncomfortable. it's not nice.

farawaysoclose said...

seeya RW.

mayo hope you are OK.

i know things aren't great here but you know, we have been through worse.

i am just speaking blogbelieve obviously. in real life we really have been through worse.

anyway i am gonna go now.

thanks mayo for sharing your words.

take care of yourself.

seeya everyone.

Anonymous said...

Awwww..sign in you stupid porchie. are you upset cos amyranth ignored you..again?

I thought you were bitching about Kapunua because she ignored people rather than 'facing up' to them. Now you are saying it's cool and clever to ignore people because Amy did it?

Anonymous said...

Different anon!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mayo does NOT ignore Amyranth. He never once has.


Did he address her today? Or maybe on the previous post? Or the post before that? How about the one before that? Perhaps the one before that?

Anonymous said...

I thought you were bitching about Kapunua because she ignored people rather than 'facing up' to them. Now you are saying it's cool and clever to ignore people because Amy did it?


I never even said that! you are one stupid porchie

Anonymous said...

"Smoke said...

I don't either, RW. I really don't. In the beginning, I know he probably got something out of this. He actually got something in return for putting his words out there. Now? Not so much.

5:06 PM, October 04, 2008"



The porchies are watching and lurking right NOW and they obviously think that Mayo got something out of this blog when "they" were here. See.... it really is all about them.

Anonymous said...

STFU, "Yes I am aware" is to Amyranth.

Anonymous said...

Amy shows up when there is a new post and then disappears again cos of her 'busy life' LOL

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Mayo does NOT ignore Amyranth. He never once has.


Did he address her today? Or maybe on the previous post? Or the post before that? How about the one before that? Perhaps the one before that?

October 4, 2008 5:07 PM

No but fortunately for amyranth she doesn't NEED Mayos attention. She isnt here for Mayo. Thats where the idiots that left and amyranth differ.

Anonymous said...

The porchies are watching and lurking right NOW and they obviously think that Mayo got something out of this blog when "they" were here. See.... it really is all about them.


If you re-read it, you can see they are actually saying it's about Mayo. Mayo himself said he got something from the comments everyone made. What could he possibly get from the comments now? It's just page after page of insults.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

I'm sorry. You put words up to share with us and for the most part all you get is bullshit.

We stay away and they follow us. We post elsewhere and they copy and paste. What more can we do?

I just don't know.

Thanks for the new words and I really hope your day gets better from here.

Anonymous said...

Amy shows up when there is a new post and then disappears again cos of her 'busy life' LOL


Yes she has a life not like the porchies who wake up at 7 in the morning and stay until 11 at night on the computer. LOL

Anonymous said...

Will you all just leave Amyranth alone, please. What did she do to you? You don't like her, don't talk to her. You don't have to continue attacking and insulting her.

Anonymous said...

How embarassing! Mayo just made a new post, and already the arguing! He even called out the anon at 4:42! I hope you are happy now and i hope that answers the anon's question.

Anonymous said...

>_<

Anonymous said...

No but fortunately for amyranth she doesn't NEED Mayos attention. She isnt here for Mayo. Thats where the idiots that left and amyranth differ.


So it seems unfair that she should object to the presence of those who do seem to enjoy talking to Mayo. I, for one, miss Sdock's good mornings and goodnights.

Anonymous said...

the porchies are throwing another pity party.

Anonymous said...

If you re-read it, you can see they are actually saying it's about Mayo. Mayo himself said he got something from the comments everyone made. What could he possibly get from the comments now? It's just page after page of insults.

What could he have gotten from page after page of "COME ON AIM" "IM ON THE TOILET" "NOW IM OFF THE TOILET" "NOW IM MAKING A SANDWICH" "NOW I FINSIHED THE SANDWICH"

Mayonaise said...

Well, if no one has anything else
I should be on my way.

And for your information... seriously, it's all about me.


Until next time,
Check the time and good night.

Anonymous said...

You don't like her, don't talk to her. You don't have to continue attacking and insulting her.


Not nice is it? She should have thought about applying that principle before attacking other people.

redrum said...

5:10, he could get a headache.


Chill out, guys.

Anonymous said...

pity party time!

Anonymous said...

LOL mayo, and thank you!

Anonymous said...

I have something else, mayo.

Do you miss Sdock's good mornings and goodnights?

Anonymous said...

Again
OH GOD.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I have something else, mayo.

Do you miss Sdock's good mornings and goodnights?

October 4, 2008 5:16 PM

PORCHIE ALERT

Anonymous said...

What could he have gotten from page after page of "COME ON AIM" "IM ON THE TOILET" "NOW IM OFF THE TOILET" "NOW IM MAKING A SANDWICH" "NOW I FINSIHED THE SANDWICH"

October 4, 2008 5:14 PM

Mayo said he was 5:14.

farawaysoclose said...

Until next time,
Check the time and good night.




fasc is lurking cos she likes to be bitched at by her other half!!

thank you mayo! it does mean alot to me in my own strange little way.

take care of yourself.

Fimble Star said...

thank you mayo, again :)

*waves*

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Mayo, is this about your blog and a certain group of people who's attention seeking ways (poetry, games) ruined it?

October 4, 2008 4:42 PM

Mayonaise said...
4:42,

You've got to be fucking kidding me.




Anonymous said...
If you re-read it, you can see they are actually saying it's about Mayo. Mayo himself said he got something from the comments everyone made. What could he possibly get from the comments now? It's just page after page of insults.

mayonaise said...
And for your information... seriously, it's all about me.


Not once, but twice in the space of 30 minutes, Mayo has agreed with the Porchies point of view.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

If you re-read it, you can see they are actually saying it's about Mayo. Mayo himself said he got something from the comments everyone made. What could he possibly get from the comments now? It's just page after page of insults.

What could he have gotten from page after page of "COME ON AIM" "IM ON THE TOILET" "NOW IM OFF THE TOILET" "NOW IM MAKING A SANDWICH" "NOW I FINSIHED THE SANDWICH"

October 4, 2008 5:14 PM

MAYO

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Mayo, did you plan this? This was all a game to you wasn't it?

Were we your social experiment? Take a group of people and pit them against one another to see what happens?

Are you really that cruel? I don't want to think so, but it is becoming more and more likely.

Why?

October 3, 2008 9:14 PM

October 4, 2008 4:42 PM

he was talking about that 4:42 stupid

Mayonaise said...

Thanks.

Just wanted to let you know, I heard you.

Anonymous said...

"And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer."

LOL okkkk

Anonymous said...

Nice to know Mayo has so little respect for the feelings of the other people at this blog. The feelings of the 25+ regulars who left because of the cliquish behavior, rude remarks, name calling, finger pointing and lack of respect. Nice work Mayo. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Mayo:

*kisses*

^_^

Anonymous said...

what a loser. i bet she cybers too.

Anonymous said...

pukes, wipes lips

Anonymous said...

Smoke said...

Yep, they are gonna do it regardless! Hahaha.

*does Miss America wave at Mayo*

Miss ya, dude. :(

5:28 PM, October 04, 2008

PITY PARTY!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Nice to know Mayo has so little respect for the feelings of the other people at this blog. The feelings of the 25+ regulars who left because of the cliquish behavior, rude remarks, name calling, finger pointing and lack of respect. Nice work Mayo. Thanks.


Too fucking funny.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Nice to know Mayo has so little respect for the feelings of the other people at this blog. The feelings of the 25+ regulars who left because of the cliquish behavior, rude remarks, name calling, finger pointing and lack of respect. Nice work Mayo. Thanks.

If you don't like it...

Fimble Star said...

you know, maybe mayo has been left out of the fridge if you puked. Maybe you should remember that mayo needs the fridge like the stars need the dark.

or, maybe you are poorly and in that case, i think you need to see the doctor, we wouldnt want you 'poorly sick on two chairs' now would we.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Nice to know Mayo has so little respect for the feelings of the other people at this blog. The feelings of the 25+ regulars who left because of the cliquish behavior, rude remarks, name calling, finger pointing and lack of respect. Nice work Mayo. Thanks.

Nice to know Mayo can say whatever the fuck he wants on his own fucking blog.

Anonymous said...

Fimble Star said...

you know, maybe mayo has been left out of the fridge if you puked. Maybe you should remember that mayo needs the fridge like the stars need the dark.

or, maybe you are poorly and in that case, i think you need to see the doctor, we wouldnt want you 'poorly sick on two chairs' now would we.


Remarks like that. Remarks made to hurt and humiliate. Thanks again.

Anonymous said...

Mayonaise said...
Thanks.

Just wanted to let you know, I heard you.

October 4, 2008 5:23 PM


Mayo replying to Sdock. Nice. I think that just about sums it up. Thank you Mayo. :)

Anonymous said...

Mayo has been visiting the Porch.

Fimble Star said...

or could it be part of my weird sense of humor that i only find funny.

can i ask why it would hurt someone?

resurrected wreck said...

I think he was replying to FASC's "check the time" request. But it could have been directed to Solly too.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayonaise said...
Thanks.

Just wanted to let you know, I heard you.

October 4, 2008 5:23 PM


Mayo replying to Sdock. Nice. I think that just about sums it up. Thank you Mayo. :)



That could be to ANYONE. Maybe he heard Amyranth.

Anonymous said...

He was thanking Sdock and letting her know he he heard her.

Read back. Her comment is the only one that fits his resposne.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Mayo does NOT ignore Amyranth. He never once has.


Did he address her today? Or maybe on the previous post? Or the post before that? How about the one before that? Perhaps the one before that?

October 4, 2008 5:07 PM

No but fortunately for amyranth she doesn't NEED Mayos attention. She isnt here for Mayo. Thats where the idiots that left and amyranth differ.

October 4, 2008 5:10 PM


So in other words, he DOES ignore her? LOL

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Mayo does NOT ignore Amyranth. He never once has.


Did he address her today? Or maybe on the previous post? Or the post before that? How about the one before that? Perhaps the one before that?

October 4, 2008 5:07 PM

No but fortunately for amyranth she doesn't NEED Mayos attention. She isnt here for Mayo. Thats where the idiots that left and amyranth differ.

October 4, 2008 5:10 PM


So in other words, he DOES ignore her? LOL

resurrected wreck said...

I beg to differ.

Anonymous said...

SS talks to Amy

Anonymous said...

When?

resurrected wreck said...

You people are no fun to talk to tonight. All you're doing is regurgitating stale arguments and not paying attention to anything else, including Mayo.

Anonymous said...

The Porch will be standing long after Mayo presses delete.

Anonymous said...

Word.

Anonymous said...

now redrum is posting links to his/her own blog. Great.

Anonymous said...

Orrr I could have clicked on his name and read back to that entry and shared it here? Jeez, jump to conclusions much?

Anonymous said...

are you people fucking high. Mayo's 4:42 comment was clearly meant for the first 4:42, who was asking Mayo if this was all a game to him. he was not answering the porchies question.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

RW are you still here?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello anyone home?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, MJ :)

ergoproxy said...

good morning

sorry I missed Mayo, he always posts while I'm asleep, damn time zones!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello RW and Ep how are you?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, EP :)

resurrected wreck said...

Someone I know wants me to sew something for them.

How do I say no politely?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hmmmm. I have killed the blog.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm still here :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Tell them you are to busy to take on the project. And you don't want to comment to something you won't finish.

ergoproxy said...

I'm good thanks, haven't had coffee yet but I'm in the process

how are you both MJ & RW?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am human repellent. When every I show up people run away.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am in pain. But it isn't a headache.

ergoproxy said...

i agree with MJ just say you are really sorry but can't take on any more work at the moment

ergoproxy said...

what's the matter MJ?

I just went into the kitchen to get my coffee

resurrected wreck said...

Tell them you are to busy to take on the project. And you don't want to comment to something you won't finish.

Good idea. I am formulating some such email as we speak.

I actually don't have the time right now. But even if I did, I wouldn't take the project on. The only non-work sewing projects I do these days are for myself, or my nephew.

resurrected wreck said...

I totally read that as "toffee", EP.

I have a one-track mind today O_o

resurrected wreck said...

I was sat upon by a cat while at my hairdresser's today. Her son's kitty curled up in my lap as I was under the hair dryer.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I will tell you later EP

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Their is a kitty here with me. He is snoring.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

There not their.

ergoproxy said...

Mayo it's so sad to read the pain you must have been in, the disappointment and frustration that weaves through your words.
I ma hoping you aren't posting this again because you are experiencing the same type of situation. If you are, just know if you got through it once, you can again.
if you are just recalling the past, try to learn from it, maybe a better way will come from it.
It is important that we never forget some moments in our lives, but let the painful ones be seen through a soft filter. Smoothing the raw open edges, dampening the emotion, so it is not so much reliving, but revisiting. I hope you and the one you refer to have been able to recover and move into a new vital phase of your lives. If there is still a relationship there I hope it's regained strength, if the relationship faltered I hope it has been replaced by something better for both of you, it is the unfortunate truth that some relationships cannot survive. Learn from it all, and grow from it all, that is the best we can do

resurrected wreck said...

There was a kitty outside my door right now wanting to be let in, but I think he's gone back upstairs.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Rw he is just waiting for you to open the door and than.... he will be all over you.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering where the hell you guys were. I was stuck on the last post :/

Hullo everyone.

ergoproxy said...

my kitty placed himself right in the entrance to the kitchen so I have to step over him, which allows the "roll over and grab at leg/foot with claws and teeth" manoeuvre

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, BC :)

*squeeze!*

resurrected wreck said...

Kitties are good at that sort of thing, EP.

ergoproxy said...

Hi BC!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Bc.


Ep you cat ids to get you. Hey by the way are Koala bears deadly?

ergoproxy said...

Mj koalas no, only their dangerous cousins the "drop bears" they wait until people walk under and drop out of trees onto them with teeth and claws bared...


























..honest ;]

resurrected wreck said...

O_O

resurrected wreck said...

Are those distantly related to the Subway bears?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

No way Ep. I want to see a picture. And I want one. I have a supervisor that needs an attitude adjustment.

Anonymous said...

I second that RW.

0_o


Hi Ergo, Mj, RW *squeezes back!*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Subway bears?

ergoproxy said...

hah they could be RW

actually they are a story most aussies just cannot help tell their kids and tourists, especially really gullible ones.
We actually got asked by some Scandinavian tourists on a bushwalk once, there were some koalas in the trees and they were worried.
We did sort of lead them on for a bit before we admitted it was a joke,
horrible ain't we?!

but for MJ
no koalas are not dangerous as long as you don't try to catch one, they are strong and have sharp claws and being wild don't take kindly to being pulled out of trees.
Otherwise they just sit and look at you, they are really quiet and lazy.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I thought koalas were poisonous are these drop bears poisonous?

Because from what I hear in your neck of the woods Ep everything is poisonous. Even butterflies.

resurrected wreck said...

MJ, a bear walked into a Subway restaurant in rural British Columbia the other day.

resurrected wreck said...

It sniffed around, checked out the kitchen, and left when it didn't get any service.

Seriously!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Man I so wanted those drop bears to be real. I could write into Stephen Colbert. Tell him to be on the look out for those things. Bears in trees that drop down on you. That would be a great guard bear.

ergoproxy said...

MJ you'll have to see cupcake, what you want is a Tasmanian Devil, they ARE really vicious!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

resurrected wreck said...

MJ, a bear walked into a Subway restaurant in rural British Columbia the other day.

October 4, 2008 6:54 PM

O_O

ergoproxy said...

Mj yeah there is a lot of poisonous things, but not koalas this time, lol

as a comedian said we have more than our fair share of 'die fuck you die" animals!

Anonymous said...

A subway bear. Cool ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

You know I could really for a five dollar footlong from subway right now.

resurrected wreck said...

There's video footage of the entire incident.

The bear actually opened the front door with its paws.

ergoproxy said...

Drop bear pics

one

two

resurrected wreck said...

a five dollar footlong

Sounds like an advert for a cheap man-whore!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Rw so it was smarter than your average bear.


Fuck, ep those thing are mean.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

resurrected wreck said...

a five dollar footlong

Sounds like an advert for a cheap man-whore!

October 4, 2008 7:02 PM


Haha

ergoproxy said...

the history of the drop bear


you all realise I am risking my very life revealing the secret of the dropbears....

..nah, there are enough kids and tourists to satisfy every aussies sense of humour

really it is sooooofunny seing people believe you, especially when you tell them the repellants

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I've killed the blog again.

resurrected wreck said...

I want to go to Nuit Blanche tonight, but there are expected to be a million people downtown for it - bah! >_<

Anonymous said...

L'en`voi´ (län`vwä´)
n. 1. One or more detached verses at the end of a literary composition, serving to convey the moral, or to address the poem to a particular person; - orig. employed in old French poetry.
2. A conclusion; a result.

Anonymous said...

um..yes, we know it what it means.

resurrected wreck said...

Mmm, muffin batter...

*licks fingers*

Anonymous said...

Those drop bear pictures are pretty frightening to look at.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am off to take a nap


goodbye

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good nap & feel better, MJ :)

ergoproxy said...

thanks anon :)


Rw can you go and get home easily if there are too many people?

ergoproxy said...

I know BC, god bless photoshop!


bye MJ hope you feel better when you get up

ergoproxy said...

hang on...

did someone say "muffin batter"?


*looks at RW expectantly*

resurrected wreck said...

Blueberry buttermilk muffin batter, EP.

S'licious.

resurrected wreck said...

Rw can you go and get home easily if there are too many people?

Yes, but I won't actually be able to see anything because I'll just be pushed along with the crowd.

However, it is an all-night thing. So if I'm awake in the wee hours I may venture out.

I'm not usually awake in the wee hours, however, unless I've slept in til an outrageous hour during the day.

ergoproxy said...

Blueberry buttermilk muffin batter, EP.


ooh and I haven't had breakfast yet?
how long until they're cooked?


yeah if you're up you may as well go have a look, can you watch the news maybe and see what they say about the crowds? Hopefully they've put something in place to prevent last years problems

resurrected wreck said...

They've got another 7 minutes or so, EP. Shall I save you some? :)

I don't get any channels on my TV so I can't watch the news. But maybe I can check it out online somewhere.

ergoproxy said...

til an outrageous hour during the day.

I totally think that in the John Cleese "outrageous french accent"

resurrected wreck said...

Hopefully they've put something in place to prevent last years problems

I doubt it. This is Toronto, the city full of problems & no noticable solutions.

Anonymous said...

Have a nice nap mj. Take care.

resurrected wreck said...

"Of course I am French! Why else do you think I have this outraaaaaageous accent!"

ergoproxy said...

heehee RW that's the one!

monty python rules my mental voices :]


hey BC are you feeling back to 100% now?

resurrected wreck said...

Well, I'm gonna go watch movies and eat muffins.

Have a good night, everyone :)

ergoproxy said...

goodnight RW enjoy the movie and the muffins :)

I have ultra exciting laundry to do!
lol

Anonymous said...

Goodnight RW, enjoy the movie.

Yep, I'm feeling much more better Ergo, thanks for asking.

Fimble Star said...

Mayo,
thank you for posting and for hanging around for a while. I hope you were well and having a good Saturday.
If anything, i took this from your words so thank you.

And I can’t be this anymore.
You know what I mean, it’s too deep.
What could I say if you fell before me?
There is no time to be weak.



So, how is everyone?

Anonymous said...

Frank's Rutgers journal

Invasion of privacy?

It's already out there so I hope it's okay.

This one made me tear up.
#5 INTELLECTUAL COURAGE OR INTELLECTUAL COWARDICE

ergoproxy said...

HI fim
I'm good just wandering about doing stuff, fed my guinea pigs, checked the chickens, put on laundry...


a real thrill-a-minute Sunday!

how are you?

ergoproxy said...

who is Frank Rutger?

ergoproxy said...

oh sorry who is Frank (is it Iero?) and what is Rutgers(a uni?)

Fimble Star said...

i dont know ergo and i am ok. Not much going on for me today, i was working and kicked told someone that their custom wasnt welcome in my shop again. Hard and long day but i am glad it is over.

Fimble Star said...

pumpkins

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