If they fell from another, more absurd place
A less substantial weight to bear. And, I know
My bed is made and the window remains open
Allowing irony’s profit to be misplaced.
Words, my last few volumes broken, then
Apportioned fault by a guile fleet, far off
On the horizon, consider the last avowed
Rescued last year, and now netted
After the flood pushed everything out.
p.s. and everything from then on.
824 comments:
1 – 200 of 824 Newer› Newest»Round one goes to dickweed and Amyranth.
Mayo be a man and talk to the people who are on now. Don't be a sell out.
Why quote me?
Mayo lives!
Quoted for truth.
We're anons, Mayo is anonist.
Hey Mayo.
I don't think anything would change your words. They're yours and nobody else's.
Just my theory though. I hope your night is well. We raided the cellar and the bar. Again. Sorry.
-A
Oh ha, lost on old post, wandering around.
You can kill yourself if you choose to.
Maybe she will. There is hope.
mayo, are you alright? your poem has a discouraged tone to it at first read.
Truth seems to be the theme for tonight. Thank you Dickweed for bringing it back.
Hello mayo
Maybe Mayo WAS on talking to the Night Crew. Maybe he finally sees what we all see. Is he douche or dickweed? That would be awesome.
hello elena.
Hallo Elena!
Wine?
*waves around a half empty bottle*
-A
Mayo @ 12:07
Dickweed said about lip synching and Mayo posts about who says the words?
I'm dickweed, not Mayo. Don't change my label without her permission.
"If they fell from another, more absurd place
A less substantial weight to bear. "
This is Mayo saying he IS an anon. An anon bearing the truth.
Leave it to K to try to rule over someone's suicidal feelings. If she knew all of that and thought putting it on a blog would help, I pity her friend.
I don't think Mayo and douche would go well together.
And also, ha at me and Mayo posting at almost same time, does that mean we're all psychic linked and such? Yeah, not so much.
Elena said...
Hello mayo
September 25, 2008 12:08 AM
SUPRIZE!
Dickweed, tell me the truth about Mayo.
PLEASE?!?!
i suppose mayo posted this the other night when he was here, and set it as a scheduled post.
i'm glad to see a new entry, regardless.
If she knew all of that and thought putting it on a blog would help, I pity her friend.
I pity anyone who knows her in real life. I would be suicidal too.
yeah, the fat from the Mayo and the vinegar in the douche would just make coleslaw dressing.
i suppose mayo posted this the other night when he was here, and set it as a scheduled post.
I think he is here now, talking to us as an anon.
Hi Mayo. Good to see you tonight. Maybe you could shed a little blue light in here.
Just to let you know, L's reading and trying to figure it out. She's doing a fair job so far.
Elena is douche.
Mayo is dickweed.
K called Mayo dickweed.
LOL!
*covers her mouth at Carrie's comment*
What sound does a does a water truck colliding with a vinegar truck make?
DOUCHE.
*hides under a blanket*
none of these anons sounds like mayo to me, 12:14.
i could be wrong, but i hope not.
In the 2003 live-action film, Peter Pan is sensitive about the subject of 'growing up'. When confronted by Hook about Wendy growing up, marrying and eventually 'shutting the window' on Peter, he becomes very depressed and finally refuses to fight.
Mayo was the anon who wrote the Peter Pan part last night about K's friends being the "mermaids" and being nasty to everyone else.
Mayo, I can honestly say I don't care who you are.
Hello again everyone. Hi elena
Anonymous said...
Elena said...
Hello mayo
September 25, 2008 12:08 AM
SUPRIZE!
September 25, 2008 12:13 AM
Excuse me, Anon, Elena is out of town tonight. She's posting from her cell phone. We called her and told her Mayo posted.
Now stop it.
Mayo, I've always wanted to tell you that your posts make more sense to me the less I think about them. If I read them once and take them at face value, I feel like I have a better grasp of the tone and structure you're trying to use.
It's like art. I feel art is best when it isn't analyzed.
12:13 looking for truth:
Mayo is lost. Lost is coming to an end after this season. This season is Autumn.
hey BC, again.
Hallo again BC. Are you feeling any better yet?
Anonymous said...
12:13 looking for truth:
Mayo is lost. Lost is coming to an end after this season. This season is Autumn.
THIS WHOLE BLOG HAS BEEN ABOUT A TV SHOW?
o_O
O_o
>_<
12:17, you made me LOL. Mayo is JJ abrams, for realz!
Mayo is a Lost Boy and he was dissing the cunts really hard last night.
Dickweed is clever.
Amyranth, I don't know that it isn't. *shrugs*
A teacher wrote a bunch of dirty words on the chalk board. He than told the kids not to say those words.
But as always there is one kid who starts trouble. He went home and asked his mom what the words meant.
It didn't go well.
Dickweed is MAYO. And maybe K and her friends will leave now.
That's what dickweeds are for, Carrie.
I'm really not clever but thanks.
):
yenoh ih
(:
Lol
Dickweed is not Mayo, mayo or MAYO. I would know now wouldn't I?
OMG, so isn't. I mean, why? I don't want to be all rainy on parade and stuff, but why would he even care that hard? Don't you think he would just come out and say it if he was all hatey on some such?
Carrie,
I can honestly say, right now, I don't care either.
Now, fuck where the hell've I been?
Just, FUCK!
Seriously, I am usually so obvious everyone knows.
I leave a trail, you see.
That was, without a doubt, not me.
Yeah I'm ok now Amy, thanks.
Mayo's in a FUCK mood too.
Well, fuck.
I thought the blog was about "24".
Maybe it's really about "Bargain Hunt".
Or "Most Haunted".
Hee, you made me all LOL and stuff.
Ha! Told you!
Mayo, signed in!
Sorry dickweed.
Hello there, how's everyone doing?
Mayo what are you mad about. Just say it. Who are you saying FUCK to.
It's cool 12:26.
good to see you mayo. :)
Good night
Elena just said she doesn't want to be Douche.
Mayo, I think we've asked ourselves that same question: who the fuck IS Mayo?
For that matter, who the fuck am I?
Mayo do you see what we see? The truth.
okay, but how are you? (please don't say "fine".)
I was doing great until I was called dickweed for speaking my mind.
Wait until you see what happens to me because I answered your question and I don't matter.
good night summer's eve.
I'm usually not one for the questions and such, but doesn't the intrigue kinda get exhausting? I mean, the Santa Claus thing was a pain in the ass for me.
Hello Mayonaise.
I hope you are better than you sound.
Pleasant dreams.
☺
Mayo, I'm not bad. Not great, FUCK is still applicable on my end.
Tomorrow will be better. It will be a FECK or a FRICK. Maybe even a FRIG!
-A
I actually like dickweed. Not dickweed but the person using the name... o_O
Elena would like to know how you are, really and truly, Mayo. Can I pass on a message to her?
olleh
(:
"See" is the other blog?
I was speaking my mind too about my certain dislike of certain people. I don't think certain people belong. I think they are a waste of oxygen. I did not get called a name. Toujours was nice to me.
We're tired Mayo. An anon is making us dig! :(
J Elena can't get in or do i scare her?
OOh, secrud blog stuff again?
12:32 wait your turn. She ran out of labels.
'Cunt' is a word I only use for the really really bad. You never say it unless you mean it. And some people here need it said about them. You all know who.
OMG that douche name, I do not know who you are, but I just want to laugh with you.
L says "hi" and that yeah, she DOES worry about your ass, Mayo. ;)
Nah, Summer, she's at the casino and can't post much, only a few words.
*giggles*
:)
Dickweed, do you have a blog? Yes or no is good. I seek truth.
Mayo you can put a stop to all the poems and "pomes" and baby talk bull shit and attention getting ploys that goes on. And on. And on. Only you can put a stop to it. We're begging you. Another smackdown to her and the rest of them. This time..... make it be un-mistakeable
*yawns*
It's only after 10:30 my time, and it feels like 2am. :P
i don't like the name-calling. everyone has an opinion and sharing it leads to interesting discussions, usually, but when your opinion is laced with rancor and name-calling, it just turns me off.
But Mayo, you totally stole my thunder and shit, I was just posting a really bad pic of myself from the 80's, and then you done gone and trampled it, you ho.
Carrie said...
OMG that douche name, I do not know who you are, but I just want to laugh with you.
September 25, 2008 12:35 AM
just wanted to make you smile and laugh.
And do it signed in. Mayo, you can bring so much peace to the blog. There are only a few people who make it shitty. Right now..... they all seem to be gone. Can you not see how nice that is.
mayo, the question on the table is: how you doin'?
just a recap. :)
Oh yes! Carrie, let's see your 80's picture!
Anyone else have one they wanna share? I was in my childhood, so any shots from me won't be 80's-tastic like everyone else.
I didn't call K any of the things she made me think of. Momma raised me better.
Do I have a blog? Yes, that is truth.
Amy, it's on my blog right now, I don't know how to link it direct and stuff, just clicky on my name.
Sometiems you just have to spread the truth.
I almost forgot J I hope L is doing well.
Mayo is happy not to be called names for having unpopular thoughts.
post it carrie. :)
fortunately, i don't have a scanner, so all those pics of me in my mom's albums will have to remain offline.
aww, so sad.
summer's eve sweet romance, you so succeeded. I hope you never get that "not so fresh" feeling.
I'm great. Actually, I am.
I love Autumn.
I have been busy and my time, prolific.
Goodnight summer's eve, sweet dreams. Hi smiley anon.
J, please say hi to L for me.
Mayo is being a chicken. Isn't that truth?
"Anonymous said...
Mayo is happy not to be called names for having unpopular thoughts.
September 25, 2008 12:42 AM"
I was not saying to call Mayo a name. I was saying that SOME people just have to hear the truth and if the truth is "cunt" then so be it.
Are you filling your time with quality though Mayo?
I find it hard to divide quality and quantity sometimes.
Mayo is being a Smashing Pumpkins song. That is truth. Trust in dickweed.
*ponders running for president just because*
"Anonymous said...
Mayo is being a chicken. Isn't that truth?"
YES. He should say what most people here think anyway. End the shitty posts from certain people.
very good to hear! (thank you for not saying "fine")
i had a friend in college who always said "prolithic" instead of "prolific", i ussed to tease her about being pro-stones.
That's cool, M man, Autumn is my fave too, crisp air, crunchy leaves and all that crap. And casseroles, gotta love casseroles for dinner. But then I think of Ergo and her wacky backwards seasons, that is kinda funny. And dude, do honestly thank you for this, know you hear it a lot, but people, they really mean it. Don't know how it happened, but it did, and that's cool.
Carrie said...
summer's eve sweet romance, you so succeeded. I hope you never get that "not so fresh" feeling.
September 25, 2008 12:42 AM
that is good I must go now
and Carrie I am always fresh.
goodnight everyone
that's "used", btw.
*sheesh*
night, Summer's Eve! Thanks! :)
I have been busy and my time, prolific.
Doing what??
I have been busy and my time, prolific.
Staying busy with your daily tasks from Elena, no doubt. ;)
Oh yeah, L wants to know whatever happened to that Dyson she wanted for her birthday.
Seriously, though, I'm glad to hear you're doing well. How's Best Friend?
Dickweed I can imagine what she'd say.
i had a friend in college who always said "prolithic" instead of "prolific", i ussed to tease her about being pro-stones.
The Rolling Stones or the Stone Temple Pilots?
Good night Summer's Eve.
-A
Seriously, though, I'm glad to hear you're doing well. How's Best Friend?
Yes, how is Frank?
Goodnight Summer! I'll tell L you asked after her. Have a good evening.
BC, I'll tell L hi from you, too. :)
Ya got my vote.
Amy, again, you funny. :)
mayo, have you been too busy to read? i asked everyone what they're reading currently, how about you?
Mayo, are you ok with K attacking people?
actually, amyranth, i usually had stonehenge in mind. :)
Ha 12:51! If I believed that, and thought that Mayo was Gerard, they would have to tack my old woman bladder up now from me peeing myself. Just, dude, get over it.
I write.
I breathe, eat, shit, piss, fuck...you know the rest.
And well unfortunately, I have to get back to it.
And I know I say this every time, but I really do hope that you are all well.
Allow this place to bring you some peace, fun, and happiness.
Be present for each other.
Yes. Good question. that is just what I....what most of us want to know. Are you OK with all her AND her friends being shitty to other's? Are you OK with the endless shitty poems and baby talk and pictures.... politics and quotes that no one cares about but her friends who all pretend to care??
I breathe, eat, shit, piss, fuck...
Frank or LynZ??
thank you, mayo. take care of yourself.
and thanks for stopping by!
Goodnight Mayonaise.
Hopefully we'll see you again soon.
-A
What do you write? Books..... or comics?
Mayo is a pussy.
Thanks. Just keep on being you. I do enjoy your writings, and what it all has wrought.
I iknow, he will never say it. He will never stick up for the people who THEY have hurt. The little group that just got together in a certain state. The ones who fuck it up for everybody.
Love Man was better.
Dudes, really? What is being fucked up? Do other people keep you from posting?
Thanks J :)
They keep it from being enjoyable with their fakeness.
Goodnight Mayo, I'm glad we got to spend a few minutes with you. As always, take care, and enjoy yourself.
But what is fake? I do think people honestly care about each other here.
Well, while we were waiting on line to check in at the restaurant, Kaleo was singing in the lounge and I waved to him. He stopped the show a few times to shout us out. Then between songs he said, "Hey, where's Jimmy Dee?" (Obviously Jimmy Dee is my Dad.) My Mom pointed him out and Kaleo said, I forgot to tell Jimmy Dee that I love his CDs, they're the best! I keep them right by my CD player!" Well, my Dad loves Kaleo and has gerat respect for him, and he just stood there blushing and being all, "pshaw," but he was so happy about that."
Dinner was great and Kaleo came to sit with us. He met Chris and Tim and Gavin too. It was so nice, as it always is.
"DEE" is the last name. And 'boychild' is Gavin.
She lies about everything.
I was busy wasting time being an ass.
Carrie said...
But what is fake? I do think people honestly care about each other here."
SOME of you do. The ones on now. The day crew..... not so much. Just a ploy to get mayo's attention.
It's not the American Dream, but the American Dream is not for me. Those are not the values I want to pass on; little yellow ribbon magnets, stick-on american flags and singing God Bless America at Disneyworld. I believe in neither god nor america.
Rude rude fucking rude and WRONG. Get the fuck out!
Aw man, seriously, blogger? I had a whole heartfelt comment typed out, and I even apologized for being and annoying Gandhi ass tonight, and blogger ate it.
I am smiling so big.
But, why? I thought that was America, you could have dissenting opinions and such. Yeah, I know, I just want there to be some middleground and such. I should fucking change my blogger name to Rodney King, or maybe morose pre menopausal woman.
I've been having that happen all night too Carrie. I should go though. I can't get used to staying up late anymore. Foo.
So, goodnight Lovelies, Anons, Mayo and SS.
Have a good, restful, and peaceful sleep everyone.
-A
I thought that was America, you could have dissenting opinions and such.
But that doesn't really count if you don't believe in America.
Seeing Leathermouth play live is incredible, especially from the pit! I have so much more to say but for now that's about it.
Oh, and Frank Iero is so sparkly and he never fails to make me smile when I meet him.
Oh and WHY is that??
Haha, dickweed made an account. Welcome to the blog, dickweed ^_^
I love Autumn too and I'm glad to hear you are great, actually.
G'nite, Mayo.
Night Amy! Tell your coworkers tomorrow that some old chick in the US is jealous of your job. Sleep well.
Oh, ok, good point. But still?
Goodnight amy, sweet dreams
And ha, dickweed! Now we just need maybe a dillhole!
and then hopefully continue to be a doctor of alternative medicine, or depending on which science they offer for the doctorate.
That's the best possible scenario.
I'm nervous, but not as nervous as I probably should be. I feel happy about it, but happiness is a weird thing for me. My default setting is "cheerful," that's why I'm so retarded sometimes. That's why I got stuck in that job for so long. I'm wired for happiness, so I let a lot of things go, and I tend to not move on when things get bad because, well, I get content really easily. Unless things go totally sour, I'm usually"
Is that a "nice" name to call someone?
J? Can you check your email one last time?
*sneaks off to bed*
-A
Her LJ is nothing but bullshit and MEMEMEME.
Shadow children, thin and small,
Now the day is left behind,
You are dancing on the wall,
On the curtains, on the blind.
On the ceiling, children, too,
Peeping round the nursery door,
Let me come and play with you,
As we always played before.
Let's pretend that we have wings
And can really truly fly
Over every sort of things
Up and up into the sky.
Where the sweet star children play--
It does seem a dreadful rule,
They must stay inside all day.
I suppose they go to school.
And to-night, dears, do you see,
They are having such a race
With their father moon--the tree
Almost hides his funny face.
Shadow children, once at night,
I was all tucked up in bed,
Father moon came--such a fright--
Through the window poked his head;
I could see his staring eyes,
O, my dears, I was afraid,
That was not a nice surprise,
And the dreadful noise I made!
Let us make a fairy ring,
Shadow children, hand in hand,
And our songs quite softly sing
That we learned in fairyland.
Shadow children, thin and small,
See, the day is far behind;
And I kiss you--on the wall--
On the curtains--on the blind.
Evening Song of the Thoughtful
Child
by Katherine Mansfield
Sorry Carrie, I can only be one person.
we have a dickweed by choice, and you're gonna harp on her use of a commonly used word? Maybe she should get all pissed off by "Indian" Summer. PC just goes beyond sometimes. I get it, you don't like her. Just, what is there to gain? In the end, it just kinda makes everyone look petty, the continued fighting. And yes, yes, I know, I did it too. I am guilty, culpable, you are right in advance. It's more stuff like Miss T's news today that takes me outside of myself and sees the window, the teeny tiny window, of Blogland that we are in. It just isn't a good use of your time to break others down. You only hurt yourself in the end.
Blogger Kapunua said...
Solly and Princess ♥ . You two are so much better and braver and brighter than I could ever hope to be. ^_^
10:40 PM, September 24, 2008
At the Porch.
I saw that too. Ass kissing.
I didn't choose it. I was branded with it. Difference is, I can laugh her off. I might as well enjoy it, right?
yes, exactly.
Really 1:23.
I always thought that being nice was one of the ways you show friends that you care about them.
It's called consideration, and some loyalty wouldn't go astray either.
It's kinda like the whole Why so Serious vibe in here a lot of the time, and I haven't even seen that movie.
thank you g'nite! i love that...but then, magic and make-believe? i'm so there. good night to you. :)
and mayo! mostly, nonsense is that....did you answer my question??
so, you're reading lear? or were you were referring to tonight's comments...
God. God. can I just say something here? I read Kapunua's live journal sometimes. I learn a lot from her because she is up on the news and current events that I just don't have time to search for myself. She is outspoken on her journal. Well I happen to think she is smart. A good writer and I think she has done some good drawings too. I like the one of Tony Stark.
If you read through her journal you know that her friend has a baby who is dying of, guess what, CANCER. You know that she knew someone who took their own life. You know she lost her job thanks to the hate on this blog.
If you read her journal than you know those things and you still find it in your heard to slate on her the way you do. I don't get it. And the one person who has the deceny to even stick up for her..... is someone who used to hate her.
I don't get it here I just don't.
If you read Sdock's and SMoke&Venom's blog and the "porch" you see nothing but kindness. I think those girls really do like each other. Why would people travel to a different state to meet up if they didn't. You don't go to a different state just to impress Mayo.
Sdock tonight write about the death of a child. Kapunua wrote about her friend considering suicide. Miss T wrote about her friend's death. And THIS is how you answer all of those things. I can't believe it sometimes.
I have to sleep but I'm watching you people. That's the truth too.
Yes, 1:28, it's like people look for stuff to jump on.
and mayo! mostly, nonsense is that....did you answer my question??
I think he answered mine. "What do you write".
Believe it, it's the truth.
My cookie?
And I never hated her, just to clarify, I just got frustrated and didn't have a good way of showing it, like with emailing and stuff.
good night dickweed.
oh geez, that's going to get old, real fast. :)
Night, um, dickweed? That feels mean. sleep well!
Dickweed is one funny sob, in a serious way.
ah. yep, that makes sense, 1:30. i forgot you had asked that, sorry!
DW? That could work.
Ass kisser.
They all kiss Mayo's ass.
For me? If seeing the bigger picture involves that label, then okey doke.
Amy! Sorry, I had to step away for a few min's. I did send you a reply. :)
Lovely poem again, GB. Thanks many times over for your calm in a sea of chaos.
Welcome Dickweed! (Boy, that sounds interesting.) Well, welcome in blue, anyway. :D
Goodnight dickweed.
1:29,
This place can be so fucked up sometimes.
I like dickweed too. I like anyone who has nothing good to say about HER. And THEM.
BC
I disagree. It's not fucked up. Some are just plan anti-social or rude.
And if you're not rude, you get labeled an "ass kisser". Idiotic thinking.
I've been to several different states to meet friends. I sure as hell didn't do it to impress Mayo.
I also didn't come here and talk about it endlessly, completely ignoring others in the process. I also don't make fun of people having meltdowns or behave like a child by calling people names, insulting their intelligence or believe myself to be above anybody else. Don't find much humor in that. Don't think it's appropriate behavior for an adult. Not appropriate in society, not appropriate on a blog.
The End
None of you seem to remember that she is a person who has lived a life, with losses and heart breaks just like you. You pick and pick and wait for her to snap at you and call you a name so you can start up some shit. You should be proud of yourself.
And I'm sorry but she is a great photographer too. I like the lady. IF that makes me an ass kisser so be it.
I don't get the melt down thing. When did that happen. Not that I put past anythng past her but I missed it. I am also sick to death of hearing about their stupid trip to meet up. Big fuckign deal.
I have to take myself to bed, up too late again. Good night guys, as always, thanks for the provocations of thoughts. I wish you all a good tomorrow.
anonymous said,
You know she lost her job thanks to the hate on this blog.
No, she lost her job because she accused some vet clients of sexual harassment and then talked about it all over the internet. She did it to herself.
Notice how we didn't get a lot of details on exactly WHAT the did and said when they all got together. Hmmmm I wonder why!!
Mayo 1:44
No 1:44, I believe she made her views known on her journal, then some anonymous person had the audacity to post her private information to her employer, who I also believe was looking for an excuse to terminate her position.
That was the impetus.
Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Awwww soooo sad.
good night carrie. sweet dreams. :)
Like you know 1:47.
"then some anonymous person had the audacity to post her private information to her employer, "
NOTHING ON A JOURNAL IS PRIVATE. If you put it out there it is fair game to use it against you!
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