It is everything built to borrow
made of a moment or two of sorrow
with a roof pitched of tar and nicotine
and everything good that is in between
that has taken three hundred days
sometimes filtered through a painted haze
while holding breath without suffocation
there is love and hate, anguish and elation
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 4101 Newer› Newest»hey y'all!
*simper*
oops. my apostrophe is in the wrong place.
*embarrassed*
Hello TJ!
We don't say "hey ya'll" that much it's just more like a really long drawn out "hayyyyyyyyyyyyy, how are ya?"
Hayyyyyy Teejay!
Hey TJ, Smoke and Mustard.
What ya doin', TJ?
hello smoke and sdock. sorry about mangling your native tongue, but i'm afraid i'm a yank, born and bred. :)
hey there elena. i got the place to myself -- folks are at a ~church~ thang, so while the cats are away the mouse will hop on the internet early!
lol
Gosh, I've been cleaning and cleaning and cleaning.
That's about it.
Whatchoo up to, Elena?
Oh damn! Nevermind, you were asking TJ.
Ooops.
all the cleaning fumes have gone to your head, smoke.
go. out. side.
:)
Hey Smoke. I'm listing stuff on e-bay before it crashes and burns.
What you doin'?
Ya think?
Nah.
*runs around Mayo's living room smacking everybody upside the head*
It's all good.
Ummm, just sittin' now.
Out of breath.
It's Me
Owe! My head hurts....
Smoke...have to be careful about those household chemicals....
So, what is everyone up to?
Smoke I saw you went walking in the rain earlier. That sounded like fun. I wish we would get a nice rain soon.
TJ be good. Just cause mom isn't there you still have to be on your best behavior. LOL
Hello It's Me.
Wassup?
*curls up on Mayo's couch with a magazine and a Sharpie*
I think I'll doodle for a bit.
*starts drawing devil horns on Spencer Pratt's head*
It's Me
Toujours...do whatever you want...just make sure you clean up afterwards.....been there....done that.
While the parents are away...we will play!!!
It was nice, Elena.
People kept driving by us and putting their brakes on like, "Oh gosh, ya think they need a ride?"
None of them stopped.
Hee-hee.
It's Me
Smoke...what color sharpie...and is there room on the couch.
;( Hey, what are you doing with the sharpie?
Ummm, sniffing it?
And it's black. I only like black.
I iz drawing funny faces on people.
It's Me
OK Anon...what's UP!!! Have something to say?
Cat got your tough?
Welp, I'm off to go watch the VMA's.
Be back in a bit!
It's Me
Smoke...I love the smell of sharpies and markers. Of course they all seem to smell the same....
o_o
It's Me
Anon...I feel so special...is it because there is hardly anyone here.
You need to say something.....go ahead...it is OK.
Hello It's Me
It's Me
Elena....It seems pretty quiet tonight....
well, i totally disappeared on you guys - sorry about that!
the side gate was left open and the dog got out. she was nowhere in sight. not good.
but i found her, and put her away...
and then got a little distracted by catching a toad. *hee!*
It's Me
Toujours...you make me laugh....got thing...I needed it.
Thank you :)
well, sure, it's me. but i mean, what could i do? there it was, sitting there.
you can't just say "hi, mr. toad" and go on your way.
ya gotsta catch it! :D
(it peed on my hand, though. thus the wages of sin)
It's Me
Toujours....those are the simple pleasures of life that some forget when they get older.
I do try to hold onto those pleasures....along with dealing in real life.
So you had a toad pee in your hand today...guess that will be a thought for awhile....
is a toad peeing in one's hand one of the simpler pleasures of life? not for the toad, i'd guess!
i think you just have to allow yourself to be distracted. i mean, it's good to do the whole follow-through and get things done, and cross off everything on your to-do list, but then you miss the little magics.
Franks nipples are so low. I mean it's not a bad thing but I've just never seen such low nipples.
*hands 9:04 the non sequitur of the night award*
My nipples are lower than Frank's.
If I go without a bra they're practically down at my knees.
It's Me
Toujours....that is what I was saying...the little things...the ones that come out of no where...they are not on our "lists", but they are still there and continue to happen.
Who has a "list" anyway?
It's Me
Are we really going to go there...nipples...mine hang low and are not even....
A picture
http://oni-akuma.net/journal/mcr/inklust.jpg
I'm not saying it's bad I'm just noticing this for the first time.
My boobs have been trying to run away from me for years, in opposite directions & at different speeds.
oh man, it's me, i had lists for lists! *facepalm*
hey there, resurrected wreck. *looking you direct in the eyes, and nowhere else*
Hi, TJ :)
Don't look, you could go blind!
Hey everyone
i feel like perseus facing the gorgon, resurrected wreck!
It's Me
Sure Toujours...are you sure you were not glancing at her knees? ;)
Hey, these things happen...I have learned to adapt...Hey, Honey, I am going to let the "girls" out!
Hi BC :) *squeeze*
Also hi to It's Me, Elena, various anonymi, and lurkers :)
er...
not that you have looks that would turn men to stone, resurrected wreck.
um.
damn the lost art of classical allusions!
Hello RW and BC
Good to see you both!
it's me, i'm definitely typing with my eyes firmly closed!
>.<
and hello there bc. :)
(squeak? *grin*)
Hi squeak squeak *squeaks back* :)
Hi Elena. Thanks, it's good to see you too.
Hi RW *big squeeze!*
Hi It's Me
not that you have looks that would turn men to stone, resurrected wreck.
Perhaps not, TJ, but I could flatten them with one swing of my knockers.
It's Me
Toujours...It is OK to have lists, but when the lists become lists become lists become lists....
I have a few things I would like to do...you know...before I pass over and start again....Hey!, can I take my list with me?!
Brit won best female artist.
It's Me
resurrected wreck said...
not that you have looks that would turn men to stone, resurrected wreck.
Perhaps not, TJ, but I could flatten them with one swing of my knockers.
September 7, 2008 9:22 PM
LOL! It would depend on the side the "bad buy" was on for me :)
Brit won a sympathy award. damn
Hey!, can I take my list with me?!
because i've been doing a lot of medieval research lately, the first image that came to mind was one of those effigies, except instead of a paslter the lady is carved holding an organizer. :)
That's how it felt to me to.
LOL! It would depend on the side the "bad buy" was on for me :)
Haha!
Admittedly, I'd hit them a bit lower with one side than the other.
And what's up with the vnm's, tech troubles?
psalter.
middle english is weird, but it's not that weird.
Lol RW
It's Me
OK Toujours...you can take ONE list with you....and it is cheating if you combine all of them....Only one :)
vma, all i hear is a bunch of cheering.
Well, time for me to have a shower & turn in.
Where did the day go?
Have a good night, everyone :)
I'm glad she won,she has been nominated alot, but she has never won one.
good night resurrected wreck, be um...be careful. ;)
it's me, i don't think i'll be allowed any lists at all in the summerland! it's okay. i'll just memorize them! (baby me in my next life, making lists with fat crayons)
It's Me
RW....Goodnight and enjoy your shower....it seems I have no idea where the time goes anymore....
It is the little things that make a big difference!
Take care!!!
Hey, everyone. Hope you are well. We just got back in about an hour ago. Thought I would give you a review of the shows. I'll skip the personal stuff, you don't want to read it and I don't want to write it.
Chicago was one of the best sets of shows I have ever seen. David Costa and his band were great, and we got the CD and had it signed. David is a very nice guy. I didn't care as much for Warship, but the drummer is really good. Greg, I think. They weren't bad, but they jsut don't grab you like they should. They have only been around for 4 months according to the lead singer, and well, there is more on that later.
Leathermouth was amazing. The whole band was on, Frank was all over the stage, and the energy was on overload. David Costa and I were talking about Leathermouth and he asked "Have you ever seen anyone with that much energy?" I told him no, but that even from the older vids I had seen of Frank he reminded me so much of Henry Rollins, and even more now. But Frank has his own style, it's not a copy.
MC Chris, funny as hell. And not bad. Rap isn't my thing, but I liked his set.
Reggie and The Full Effect, wonderful. James came out in a Hannah Montana outfit, complete with knee length pink thermal underwear! and a wig. Again, the band was on, and everything clicked into place. Frank played bass, even with a broken wrist, and the whole band played the last show in matching lumberjack shirts and lovely wigs.
They all seemed to have a great time on stage, Frank was polite, gracious and sweet with all the fans, as always.
Now, Pittsburgh.
I don't know what happened, but SOMETHING was not right. Diesel is a small club downtown, so it was a smaller audience. The House of Blues in Chigago had maybe 600 in the audience. Warship was first, and it just seemed that their heart wasn't in it. Halfway through their set, the lead singer told us that they had been on tour for a few weeks now and then added that "they were beginning to re-think that." Which sounded pretty ungrateful for a new band. He did thank James for having them on the tour at the end, but not very enthusiastic about it.
Leathermouth, again, something was not right. The set seemed to be cut short, and Frank moved very little, stayed only at the front or walked about a bit. He still put on a great show, but something was missing.
MC Chris was next, and he did well, and had a VERY excited group in the audience there to see him. Slam dancing and all.
Now, Reggie. James came out in a hoodie and pants, doing the usual strip down to the Hannah Montana gear. Not this time though. Apparently someone STOLE the HM stuff in Detroit, so he was in the pink underwear only. He went through the first part of the song, and then stopped, telling the audience if they weren't going to move around, he wasn't either. So he finished the song with his arms crossed.
I don't know what was going on, but as I understand it, James and Gerard are friends, which made something James said seem out of place, and made me wonder. A couple of songs in, he talked about that, saying "Hey, I'm the one half-naked up here." And then added "I could be a dick and ask just the guys to take their shirts off."
Before J Train, Frank lit up a cigarette and James looked at him and asked "Franky, are you smoking?" Frank shrugged and lit the smoke. He was smoking while they set up the equip, and afterwards as well.
Frank did not look well. He looked tired, and just generally did not feel well. I know he still has the chest infection. When he signed Elena's note I asked him how his wrist was doing and he told me it was hurting.
I really hope that Pittsburgh could be chalked up to road wear and sickness. But James' comment made me wonder.
Anyway, I've written a novel, and I'm going to rest for a while.
WENDY, got your message. Thanks for calling and letting us know you are alright. Love you!
Elena, we had so much fun with you and Flighty. (You know I'm never going to call her by her real name again) I'm glad she got to meet Anima too!
Goodnight and Good Luck.
L.
It's Me
Of course Toujours...I believe we are here for a reason and once that reason is achieved...you are gone. Not sure how reincarnation works.....
MTV used to put on a big show. my fucking backyard is bigger than the room the awards are in.
Hey guys, hope you are all having a wonderful evening.
Solly and Jules, thank you for emailing me. I hope you are both ok and ‘fine and dandy’ :)
OPL, really glad you had a good time. I enjoyed my show so i bet your was rocking as well. :)
Elena, it was nice of you to agree as well, I too, do not understand why people use the anon name to say something that they feel strong enough to put down in words. Unfortunately, this world is made up of every tom dick and harry and sometimes you can never really tell who one truly is. Especially when one is supposed to be a friend, huh, that’s the sad fact in my eyes which are still wide open :)
I am sorry you missed ‘lord mayo’ but I hope that you had a wonderful time out of town; you went to watch leathermouth didn’t you?
Trollop - thought of you today, listening to the radio. Nothing like a trollop tune in your head :) Miss ya hun.
hello l. -- wow, thank you for the report. i hope everything's okay.
it's me, i'm not sure how the reincarnation thing works, either. i'll let you know next time. ;)
*tackles Fimmy*
It pays to lurk!
hey hello there fimble! are you getting ready for ike? *fingers crossed for you*
*jumps on rw*
*nibbles her brow*
Omg, it has been forever. I cant stay long, i am up at 6 and doing business law at 7.30am so i have to have a clear head.
How the HELL are you, missy?
Hi & bye, L :)
A couple of songs in, he talked about that, saying "Hey, I'm the one half-naked up here." And then added "I could be a dick and ask just the guys to take their shirts off."
Sounds like Gerard's been burning his bridges. I hope that's not the case.
AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!
*flails at FS*
I have to head to bed pretty soon too. Also up at 6 - ICK!
I'm good :) Though not exactly well-rested. I've spent the past two weekends doing home improvements so that my place will be presentable when my friend comes to visit me next weekend.
How are you doing?
I am all geared up and ready and excited for IKE, but i doubt that we will get the hardest hit. at the moment we will get the east side of it which they say will be really strong but it is moving further south. The only problem with that is that it is predicted to head towards where gustov went, which they dont need urgh.
Goodnight RW, sweet dreams. Hi fimmy.
Hi L, I'm glad you guys had a great time at the show.
It's Me
Toujours....maybe I can let you know ;)
I am sure there is a connection....maybe you completed some of what you where suppose to, but not all. Or wait....you are needed to do something else :)
I am not sure either afterwards, but I do know, when you have completed your "mission" here....you are gone.
i am well, just knackered with uni and also managing the business. It is all good i supose :)
Are you goign to take any pictures of your house to show moi :) have you been on my f/b, i added new pics of last week when my friend was over.
i wonder if Frank and James were mocking Gerard's new pink hair by wearing the wigs.
Fimble Effin' Star,
My cellular phone is dead. I am charging the battery as I type this. I hope to send you texts to make my day go by faster, mmkay?
Okay then!
Love ya!
Oh and did I mention how much better this blog looks when you're here? Fimbolism's rule!
I saw your f/b pics, Fimmy :) Did you have a good visit with your friend? I will try to remember to take pics when my friend is visiting, but I shall have to use a disposable camera as I don't have a digital one.
i hope ike gets downgraded, fimble, for everyone's sake. *crossing toes, too*
it's me, it's possible, but i like to think of it not so much as a mission as a lesson. there's something we're here for, though, without a doubt.
tbh, i don't really think about the afterlife all that much. i'll find out when i get there. :)
solly handy, hahahaha remember that lmao. you are his special little hand buahahahahaha.
anyhoots, i will catch you tomorrow inbetween classes whoop whoop.
goodnight hun
Hello BC, hope you are well. did you go to the chicago show?
FIMBLE EFFING STAR!
I'm so glad I peeked in and saw your shining little face. :D
Please don't get blowed away by storms; I need to see you in less than two weeks.
Fim, whatyoo need me to pick up for you at the nature store? I'm getting some stuffs for the sisters and I will get you some interesting stuffs too. And each a dark chocolate bar, the best you ever had.
Also Fim, I've decided that when I go back to school in January, I'm going to call it "uni." Just to be that way. ^_~
cross your hair as well TJ, need all the luck lol.
RW, that would be fantastic, i would love tyo see your housey pics. did you see how red i was, i was a sweaty betty lobster botch on those pics :)
Didja get too much sun, Fimmy? I don't recall you looking very red, so I'll have to go back and have another look.
Hi, K :)
you go jules, you call it whatever you want, and be damn proud of your name for it. everyoen knows that Dr simple jules knows it all, dont we anons :)
anyhoot, you dont have to get me chocolate, i dont really like it so i am fine and dandy hun. and i havent a clue what store you are on about, wanna throw a meff mail to me then i will be all blued glued with the tip tops of the sociality.
It's Me
To All...I must say goodnight...it was really pleasant to chat with you.
Life calls...must get to bed
Take care of yourselves and remember, alot of the time it is the little things that bring a smile to your face...might be a toad or a dog or seeing someone else smile.....it is life and we are all in it togher!
Plesant dreams....sleep tight and I will talk with you again :)
Mayo,
A song for you tonight, enjoy.
And I Have Seen the World of Dreams
And I have seen the world of dreams, and, fresh-flown through the trees then dropped off at the curb alive,
have seen the world awake, and I don't know which I deserve.
So when sleep nightly comes to me, with all of these warm blankets piled on my back,
I'll hike to see the church of dreams, where all of the shutters are painted black.
And it seems like that's real until the time I awake, and at midnight the moonlight reflects as the lake is shining at me, until night takes it away.
There's one world in the distance, one world in the way, and not one can stay.
And I have seen the wood of dreams, carved grainless and clean with a sweep of one hand, and have been happy with the leaves on my body when laid under land. So when sleep finally comes to me - because it comes for the sleek like it comes for the lame - I'll sink beneath a weight of dreams so full and complete that I'm pushed from my name.
And it seems like that's real until I fall asleep, and then we load up the car and drive far to some street where a new life awaits, until day takes it away. There's one world in the distance, one world in the way, and not one can stay.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Nothing like a good night's sleep.
lol rw, dont stare too long, you may get blinded hahaha. i did and it was nly 2 hours on the beach. very decieving the sun can be, if the wind is windy. tru fax any all of that window shine.
Have you had your shower?
Fuck me, I forgot to give props to the band, again.
Okkervil River, Mayo!
OKKERVIL RIVER!
Gooooo'night, Mayo!
Be well and be perky! I everything's going okay for you. Have a great Monday. :)
Gooooo'night, SS!
Spiffy and, and, something else that starts with an "S" and rhymes with "spiffy," YAY! O_o
Bwuahaha, I hope you're doing okay! Miss ya, dude.
Fimmy, I did not I'm afraid. A friend decided not to go. Maybe next time :(
Be careful and stay safe when or if that damn hurricane comes, k?
I'ma go watch the local news. Be back later.
night 'its me'
solly, goodnight, sweet dreams and i will text you tomorrow ok. look out for me.
RW, I hope that's not the case too. We are worried about Frank though. Even if it's "just" his wrist and the infection, he looked pretty rough.
Hi and Bye BC, TJ, everyone else.
Anon, for the last song, when they come out in the wigs and shirts, James says Reggie is not breaking up, that they are coming back as a Kiss type band. I think that is mostly just for fun.
Anyway, gone now. Take care.
L.
According to Leathermouth's tour schedule, they are not playing tomorrow, so hopefully Frank can spend the day resting.
Anyway, I really must sign off now. The morning's going to come quicker than it should!
Have a good night, all :)
*squeezes Fimmy & BC, ogles TJ's knees, tickles Elena & It's Me, and draws a Sharpie streak across K's alibastard skin*
Goodnight mustard, solly, It's me
*and pokes Solly, Mustard, and L while she's at it!*
Goodnight RW *squeeze*
It's Me
Toujours....lesson...not mission...I like that. I still think we are here to "do" something...wether that be a lesson or a "mission".
Take care!
oh, i thought you may of gone with the lovelies, BC. I am sorry you didnt go, you missed a good show. there will be a next time, so you get at tyhe front and rock your head out :)
slash, goodnight, the only thing i can think off would be along the lines of rhythm stick but thats just me :)
Oh my gosh, this band is going to freakin' rule the universe with their lyrics.
Those were awesome.
Night!
wow! mass exodus! good night it's me, and fimble, and resurrected wreck (again) and sdock and mustard!
*gasps for breath*
and see ya later bc!
*passes out*
lmfao, oh whatever. what ever it be, it be. tis is life and all.
sweet dreams rw, hope you have a pleasent sleep. speak to you REAL soon.
Boo!
CARRIE, you show up just as i am leaving. it is that time after all. shoots, i hope you are ok, i will shoot you an email over the next couple of days. hope the firls and terry are well, i walked over to your blog and seen your piccies. very very nice.
anyhoot, sweet dreams and have a happy jappy night.
xx
firls would be girls, damn F's gets in the way.
Night Fimmy! I will check your pics out on FB. I forgot I even had one of those, since I'm all bloggy blogerson now. It's way more fun than I thought it would be.
Oooh, RW, SMEXY! I know how you love my skin so pale, so alibastard.
Fim, you don't like chocolate, wtf? Do you bleed green too, mutant? O_O
That's cool, I bought an extra bar today and I guarantee you it will be gone tomorrow. :D
Fimble
Yeah we do agree on some pretty vital things. Keep those eyes open but don't foget to blink occasionally. If not your eyes will dry out! Oh and I really understand your feelings about supposed friends. Yes I do, oh yes I do.
Yes, I did indeed go to Chicago to see Leathermouth and Reggie. Had me a grand time. Good times with good friends. Guess you could say my life is just fine and dandy!
Oh and no biggie about missing Lord Mayo. He's like the wind.
Is is me or did the temperature just drop a few degrees? Brrr.
oh elena, sorry i had to refresh one more time cos i was saying my goodnight on aim.
I am glad i caught you. First off, so glad you had a good time with good freinds. I had a super time with super friends, it is amazing meeting people from here, isnt it :) I am glad i met them, two people that are friends and that i know i can trust, nothing better than that, is it? nope.
my eyes are wide open, but i am lucky cos i get the chance to blink and also when i do blink i notice thing then as well, so no chances of missing anything there. I think thats the wonder of eyes, they are so special, can you even imagin not being able to see? I dont know what i would do if i lost all of my sight. But my eyes are not dry, i thank the air for that :)
Fim has the purtiest eyes in the yoonewverse. And it is a lot colder outside here tonight, I'm looking forward to crawling under my blankies. :) Yes, I am deliberately being obtuse.
Thank ou kindly carrie, i have noticed you are blogger mcbloggerson. very handy andy with your posts. Have you made a new one?
My sis in law called and all of Ghost's litter mates died. :( It's hard out there for a barn cat.
okay, now i'm all weirded out by all this eyeball talk. :)
hey there carrie, hello again elena. :)
I did one tonight about the hops harvest. It was tres exciting, or really, not. :)
I need a photo reference for a medieval wall sconce where a big torch would go, and I can't find one that's working out right. >_<
i am really sorry to hear that carrie, did your sis-in-law treat them like pets?
Night Fimble
Time to close those eyes and dream. Talk to ya later.
Nah, they use them for rodent control, so they aren't too attached to them. She has like 20 cats roaming around at any given time, plus they um, get rid of the males. I couldn't do it. She's a farmer though, and they just tend to see animals in a different light, I guess.
TJ, medieval wall sconce, STAT!
Oops, no it's cool, I found one. I just image googled "wall torch" instead of sconce.
Whoop whoop! And I'm off and painting again! ^_^
lol, okey then, goodnight elena and tj and carrie and jules.
i will have sweet dreams tonight, i like having my dreams in the land of nod, but my dreams stay in the land of nod.
i wish you well, hope to speak to you the next time i have the pleasure to be on at the same time as you.
Cheerio poppets ;)
flickr is really good for source images, too, kapunua. :)
good night fimble. :)
Night again, Fim, you naughty girl you didn't leave the first time. :)
I'll keep that one in mind, too. ^_^
Night Fimble Ho, I hope you see me in your head movies, and that they don't make your eyes rain!
Good night guys, (unless I decide to post my crap drawing before hitting the hay,) and thanks again.
Night, tumbleweeds and crickets. :)
good night kapunua. good luck with your (not-so) crap drawing. :)
Not going to sleep, but I am gonna sign off for the night and read a bit. Goodnight everyone.
good night bc. :)
haha, James DeWees thinks Gerard is a dick.
James said such nice things about Gerard when Reggie toured with them back in 05.
Gerard has a way of turning guys in other bands against him. Look at Quinn and Bert.
Come to think of it, when was the last time anyone heard anything about the friendship between him and Geoff Rickly? Or anybody other than the members of MSI?
I wonder what the members of Linkin Park think about Gerard after he turned last year's PR into both a circus and a wrestling match?
whoo! i just found myself in a crowd pic from bamboozle left! :D
that's kinda weird, actually, seeing myself. i didn't realize i was that deep into the crowd...
o_o
honeys I'm hooome!!!!!
*greets ergo wearing a pink frilly apron*
*takes her coat*
*hands her a cold martini*
hello, dear. did you have a nice day at work?
*kicks off shoes*
*settles in armchair*
thanks dear :)
well I wasn't at work but running about town, it was good, got everything done (I think)
how are you?
oh, i'm fine. *smiles vapidly*
i made a meatloaf for dinner, and ergo jr. made the baseball team today. isn't that wonderful?
*hangs up coat*
*brings ergo her slippers*
aaahhhhh
*sits back and grabs paper from dog's mouth*
*ruffles Fido's hair*
Baseball hey? Good on the little tyke
*pats TJ's behind as she goes back to kitchen*
Ergo don't leave your shoes in the middle of the floor!
*jumps a little*
*giggles*
*smiles indulgently*
dinner'll be in two shakes of a lamb's tail, dear.
*pauses in the doorway to the kitchen*
oh, and i took down a telephone message for you today, a young woman who called herself rhonda? she seemed very flustered when i answered the phone...
i didn't know you knew a rhonda, dear.
eeeep!
sorry Elena, just in my idiom
*peeks out from the kitchen*
do we have a guest for dinner? shall i set another place at the table?
Rhonda?
*thinks quickly while appearing to stare thoughtfully out the window*
oh yes, she'd be the young thing that works down at the deli
I think I left my....um...umbrella, down there
*I'll pop in and get it tomorrow
Don't you worry that pretty little head over it
*smiles lovingly*
*barbie doll smile*
oh, alright dear. back to cooking! shall i bake a pie, or a seven-layer cake for dessert?
a pie would be great sweetcheeks,
I always love the things you do with pastry
*suggestive wink*
I'm just going to take Fido for a bit of a walk
won't be far, probably down to that little park with the public phones, give him a bit of exercise
Lord knows I could do with a bit if you're making that pie!
*pats stomach and laughs*
*giggles appreciatively*
i have a lovely new recipe for an almond crumb crust pie, i'll make that.
*sweet smile*
(that way you'll never taste the arsenic i'm going to lace the damn thing with, you heartless two-timing bastard)
don't forget your umbrella, dear. you never know when it might rain!
*grabs dog lead*
c'mon fella
of course love I'll get it from the car as I go past
looking forward to that pie
*smiles and walks out,after picking up change from bowl by the door*
oh I got a message from triston, he is fine, he stayed in New Orleans too and said it was amazing watching the storm.
he has power back on now too
hopefully wendy will too soon
*smooooch * for wendy when she gets on to see :)
that's good news about triston! that's everyone, isn't it?
everyone we knew of I think, it's good to know they are all ok
i hope everyone gets through the next one, as well. :/
yes it' looks nasty
so TJ I don't think our marriage is going really well
lol. um, you know i'd never really poison you, ergo, right?
*big innocent face*
oh of course not!
*feeds some of meal to dog first*
i think we just have to chalk it up to the burning boiling pit of rage that is a repressed housewife's heart.
*bright smile*
nothing to do with you at all, dear!
just have to meet Ergo Jr on the bus, dear. I'll be back
Is she really going to meet the bus?
What plans does Ergo really have?
Stay tuned!!!
lol! elena, the announcer!
:D
you know, irl my ex is very much alive, and unpoisoned. i only play a homicidal housewife in blogbelieve, and only during sweeps week.
you know, irl my ex is very much alive, and unpoisoned.
So you say but how do we really know that?
I'm baaaaack!
*looks for dog*
TJ where is Fido honey?
*spies freshly dug soil*
have you been gardening?
*pauses for announcer*
ummm...
er....
you take my word for it? :D
*hides box of rat poison behind the malt-o-meal*
*spins to face ergo*
oh! hello dear! back so soon?
*looks from announce to spouse*
*backs up a little*
*feeling cornered*
has TJ been gardening?
Will Ergo ever learn to trust again?
And just where is the dog?
Find out soon
elena you do a wonderful job!
how are you?
I missed you yesterday
Mayo,
I am telling you, these women are sweet, innocent, completely pure -they would never hurt a fly, bend a rose petal; they wouldn't even poison you're dog. Or you're neighbor. Or the milkman. Certainly not you.
Perfectly sweet and innocent Mayo. I am telling you. Never fear these gentle sweet creatures here. Nothing but love and compassion. Absolutely No Poison Among Them. I SWEAR.
Of course, I fib.
So... You may want to disregard my word completely. :(
Just wanted to say howdy ladies! I miss ya all! Hope everyone is doing good? Glad to hear that Triston is o.k. I don't think I've ever spoken to him, so I had no clue that he was in that area! So VERY happy to hear that he is alright!! And I think I missed D A Anon's birthday back there a ways. So just in case they lurk -a very happy (very late late, for such an important date!) birthday to You! Hope you had a grand time, and please come back soon and tell us about you're new pony!! :D
Awesome of the Op's for sharing their journey! I am yet again, sick with envy -and feel greatly compelled to purchase Hanna Wear.. creepy.
Elena, saint. Kiss you. Ergo, dear -please find the dog... O_O Tj, I have this one neaighbor....would you bake him something "Special" please?
I am completly pure and innocent too. Motherfucker. ;p
Love you guys! Have a good one! Nighty night!! <3 l/d
Hey Ergo
I'm fine as frog hair. Don't laugh my grandma really used to say that!
I missed you too!
HI Lewis!!
I am out calling Fido and tapping on a tin of dog food as we speak!
Well I imagine if a frog Did have hair -it would be fine. ...especially it if was on his...
;)
Night!
It's futile Ergo. I found his collar in my jewelry box. Be afraid... be very afraid.
But I swear it wasn't me.
Really. :)
-Really off! Love ya ladies, behave!! (Ya naughtyz!) ;p
*makes a note*
"one special pie for lewis, no questions asked"
good to see you lewis! sweet dreams. :)
night lewis sweet dreams
I'll write you a thing thing tomorrow
O_O
poor fido!
Lewis you are bad...
Why are you always running in and out?
Stay and chat.
i didn't do it.
Mayo put nicotine on that refresh button. He's sick like that. SICK Mayo. I feel like one of those obsessive little mice. God help me...
I am trying to fix my email problems, but it is being a bitch to me Elena. I am haunted by pure evil. That is just, so rude. What did I do to deserve this? I happen to be a pure, innocent totally gentle creature. Motherfuckin, cocksuckin, dick-bitch THING! Yahoo is wicked. Wicked I say... You're a Saint Elena -beat it with you're bent shaft!!
I would love to chat with yaz Lovelies my uhh -Love! :D But I have to do something like, house productive, because internet productive like, apparently doesn't count. Whatever. Lame rule, if you ask me!! But I will try for tomorrow night! You guys have fun (typically without me...vicious!)
I love you guys!! -nighty night!! <333333
oops.
I meant STAFF.. ha ha ha.
And uh, thanks for that pie there Tj dear... (here's a fiffty. Shhh.) ;p
Oh shit!! Thank ya Ergo! I hope I frickin get it! :( I will let you know!! Love you!!
nighty night guys! <3
*pockets the cash*
;)
*hugs* and sweet dreams you silly chickie. :D
thata's ok Tj
*smiles indulgently*
how about I take you and your pretty little face out for dinner?
Go gussy yourself up
*smiles brightly*
i'll just go turn the oven off on the meatloaf!
back in a trice!
*scrapes meatloaf into bin*
*notices plastic slightly melting on contact*
o....k..
tunes in to favorite soap opera blog. wonders what will happen next. dang rabbit ear antennas. ah just right. my favorite couple is on yeah!
*eyes that little hussy and wonders where the dog is*
i'm ready!
i have on my new frock, see?
*does the end-of-runway turn and pose*
do you like?
where are we going?
you look absolutely gorgeous darlin'
where are we going?
well just to the nicest restaurant in town! Nothings too good for my little lady!
*checks duct tape in pocket*
then maybe a little moonlight trip out to the dam
yells at the blog "dont trust her!"
"dont drink the wine!"
*shakes the screen*
Mayo
Remember back in December when I described your Holiday sweater every day? Oh, what? You were trying to forget that? LOL. Well, that was fun. (For me anyway) Now I’ve decided that I’m gonna think of some really interesting thing for you to do each day. Of course these will just be suggestions. But maybe they will be helpful. Maybe you’re just sitting around thinking to yourself “So Mayo, what should I do tomorrow?” Holy hell I hope you don’t call yourself Mayo when you’re talking to yourself. Then again I’ve called myself Elena. It’s a blog sickness I’m afraid. Anyway just thought I’d warn you about the whole “what to do tomorrow” thing.
So since I didn’t make any suggestions for today, what did you do? I listed stuff on e-bay most of the day. Gotta get rid of all the shit I have while I can. Don’t know if you’ve heard but e-bay has this grand plan to do away with auctions. Yeah, really. I mean come on. When you think of e-bay what comes to mind? Oh that would be auctions. Well they aren’t gonna have them anymore. Just fixed price sales. They have lots of other ridiculous plans too. Like you can only accept PayPal as payment for your sales. Gee, could this be because e-bay owns PayPal? Lots of angry people over that one. Why am I telling you this? Sorry, I’m pretty sure this doesn’t make a bit of difference to you. Wait, you aren’t a Power Seller are you? Nope, I don’t think so.
Well, still have lots of stuff to do. I better get busy. Have a good day tomorrow. Lets see we’ll start off slow…Tomorrow you should go into a grocery store and buy one piece of fruit that you’ve never tried before. Doesn’t matter how yucky it looks or sounds you need to try a bite of it. Just to say you did it. If they don’t have fruit you haven’t tried a vegetable is acceptable. See we’re starting off slow and easy. I mean I could have suggested skydiving. You can work up to that.
Truly I just get stranger and stranger all the time. Blog sickness I tell you.
Night Mayo
Elena (at least one bite)
getting good. sits on edge of seat
cant wait to see what happens and no pee breaks. dont want to miss a thing.
oh...the dam. do you remember when we were courting?
*blushes*
i should make meatloaf for you more often.
*checks handbag for smart little pearl-handled pistol*
goodnight elena sweet dreams
oh Saint Elena. lovely goodnights from my favorite saint
good night elena (i'm looking forward to the rest of the suggestions!)
sweet dreams. :)
*grump*
*gasps* gulps.. sorry.tries to smile. :/
I sure do sweetie
It'll be just like starting over
*thinks "for me anyway"*
come on lets get motoring
our reservation is for 8pm
and I think it may just be a full moon tonight
*tips back head*
"HOOOOOOOOWL"
*chases TJ out the door to the car*
*psst* anon, the grump was to me not paying attention to the page change. you're a very good viewer. :)
*ahem*
*shrieks with laughter*
*tippy tappy trips out to car*
*settles self in seat*
this will truly be a memorable evening, dear.
*strokes patent leather handbag*
truly memorable.
ok.
bites nails now.. *look out!* closes eyes
*peeks at the screen*
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