My Grandma used to say "You only get so many words when you're born and once you've used them up...that's it."
She said the same thing about steps too.
"Once they're gone you don't get anymore."
Words and steps, I think she meant that they are the measure of a life.
She was a cool lady.
p.s. and in those last few moments they won't occur to you either.
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I should take that as a No then?
-A
I'z be back in a minute. Gotta go take a detour around the plantation.
Yeah. @_@
*giggles*
S'ok. I'm trying to figure out supper for tonight.
-A
RW, do they measure you every time you buy a new bra, or only the first time?
Just the first time, unless you've forgotten your measurements since then or have lost or gained weight.
Hi, S&V! :)
Gotta go take a detour around the plantation.
O_O
*whispers to RW*
I said Bewbs.
-A
What was that, A? BEWBS??
We're going to Wally World. Buzz us on the cellular if ya'll need anything.
Mmmmkay, Mayo?
*waves to Fimble Venoms Sock Star*
Have fun, Solly & S&V! :)
Buy me sumfin'!
I SAID BEWBS!
Also, I had no idea tapenade had olives in it.
-A
Also, I had no idea tapenade had olives in it.
0_0
What did you think it was?
Well, RW, I wasn't entirely sure. Olives are a surprise though.
I don't like them much, but I have this recipe that I'd really like to try that has tapenade in it, so, first time for everything!
-A
Just a song.
Live High
I try to picture a girl through a looking glass
And see her as a carbon atom
See her eyes and stare back at them
See that girl as her own new world
Though her home is on the surface She is still a universe
Glory God, oh God is peeking through the blinds
Are we all here standing naked, taking guesses at the actual date and time?
Oh my, justifying reasons why
Is an absolutely insane resolution to live by
Live high, live mighty
Live righteously, taking it easy
Live high, live mighty
Live righteously
I try to picture the man to always have an open hand
And see him as a giving tree
See him as matter, matter of fact he’s not a beast
Oh no, not the devil either
Always a good deed doer
And it’s laughter that we’re making after all
The call of the world is still in order nation wide
In the order of the primates, all our politics are too late
Oh my, the congregation in my mind
Is this assembly singing of gratitude, practicing their loving for you
Live high, live mighty
Live righteously, taking it easy
Live high, live mighty
Live righteously
Just take it easy and celebrate the malleable reality
You see, nothing is ever as it seems
Yeah, this life is but a dream.
I like that song Mustard!
*checks to make sure she's still dressed*
-A
I love olives, A. Tapenade is a real treat to me!
I used to really like olives as a kid, but one time I already wasn't feeling great and I overloaded on olives.
Great going down, YIKES coming up.
-A
That's kinda the way I feel about popcorn, A. I over-indulged as a kid, and now I can't stand it.
Pickled beets, on the other hand, are still a favourite treat.
:(Isaac Hayes. 2/3
Who will be next?
qehghoGowfwoiWgou.
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which bra did you get on that site RW? anything that feels like it's painted on has got to be worth the money!
Unfortunately it's not pictured on their site, 6:33pm. It's a beige bra (I only had black ones & needed somehting neutral to wear under my white shirts). It's a lace design, but looks smooth under a t-shirt (ie. the lace pattern doesn't show through the top). I tried on about 8, and really liked 4, but fell especially in love with the one I ended up buying. I really love that shop too. It's always a pleasant experience shopping there.
The woman doing my bra fitting was enthusiastic, knowledgable, and a real hoot!
Hello guys! I wanted to let you know
It Is Alive!!!!! Yes, I survived last night. Wasnt as bad as I thought I was going to be. :) I've been worse.
Slept in late. Had to go food shopping and just got home. It's not pleasant to go food shopping when you dont feel well and all the food is repulsive to you. Bleh.
Thanks for last night guys. Elena, hope you are feeling ok, I am sure you are.
Amy, I may take your advice and try the sake one time.
OP J, thanks for the song, and to anyone I may not rememeber talking to last night. Haha. I do, just kidding.
I have to go get dinner, yuk.
Will try and catch up later if I can. Hope you all are well. Bye for now
Hi & bye, BI :)
Whoop whoop, that was fun! With the exception of finding out that another one of my friends has been fired from Hell, that is. (And she's got two kids to support.)
The clouds came and it got really chilly, spoiling plans for swimming but everything else was superfly. We just sat around eating way too much, telling ghost stories and stuff like that, and jokes till we fell about laughing.
Good times. ^_^
*runs up the stairs*
*knocks on Mayo's door*
*listens*
*runs back down again*
Well hello everyone.
Sometimes somepeople see a smaller picture when in all honesty, they need to see the BIGGER picture.
Hopefully they will, when they mature and become an adult. Until then, i wish you all the luck in the world because i have a feeling you may need it, twinkle toes.
So, tomorrow i am going out for lunch on the river, whoop whoop for me :)
FIMBLESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
I seent you.
I did.
I seent you and I left you a message. :)
omg solly, you are not allowed to do that, dont you know that you are not allowed to address him personally, unless you know him and he has placed his trust in you with the secret to save the world.
go back and read smok, i replied and asked you something rather special :)
Whoop whoop Fim!
war cry FTW
WHOOP WHOOP
WHOOP! WHOOP!
Hell yeah!
WHOOP! WHOOP!
Wit dem applebottom jeans and da boots wit da fur!!!
Fimble Star said...
omg solly, you are not allowed to do that, dont you know that you are not allowed to address him personally, unless you know him and he has placed his trust in you with the secret to save the world.
Hey Fimble. You're sounding a bit off. You okay?
fine and dandy elena, thank you very much for asking.
are you ok today :)
Fimble
I'm just fine and dandy too. Isn't that coincidental?
It's just another way of describing the same truth, right? I mean all new truths begin as heresies and end as superstitions. We... we fear the unknown, so we reduce it to the terms that are most familiar to us, whether that's a folktale, or a disease, or a... conspiracy.
To the window!
It totally is, what a weird world we live in.
Did you have a nice sunday, anything nice happen?
To Da WALL!!!!
You can't bring these men to justice. They're protected. The laws of this country protect them in the name of national security. They know no law.
My Sunday has been busy. Lots of computer work to catch up on.
So how was your Sunday, Fimble?
You do anything exciting?
These men, they fear one thing; exposure. You expose *him,* you expose his crimes, you destroy the destroyer's ability to destroy.
"Damnit, let me out of this fucking bag!"
i have cake. :)
yes, indeed i did. Well it depends on the person really, because what some people think is exciting/right/wrong/funny/sad may totally change to the next person in line.
I spent the day with my niece, had a nice bonding session and also spoke to my family back home. so really, the usual but i enjoyed it.
Well I went over to the Dark Side and we have cookies
would it be greedy if i said i want cookies?
hmm.
yes, it would.
*slides last piece of cake under the couch*
Yep, Fimble everyone has a different view of things...
Your day sounds nice.
Well I went over to the Dark Side
Indeed! You're comment #3666!
waitaminnit. the dark side? isn't that the new bakery over by the korean joint in your town, elena?
TJ
Come to the Dark Side....
Have 2 cookies
Want one Fimble?
yes, that is troofax right there elena.
any plans for this week?
hello tj, how are you doing. what kind of cake have you got?
wanna cookie
Looking like someone else, Mulder, and being someone else are completely different things.
Well, maybe it's not, I mean everybody else around you would treat you like you were somebody else, and ultimately maybe it's other people's reactions to us that make us who we are.
oh elena, i would just absolutly adore a cookie.
What kind of cookies are they?
Let's see...plans for this week
Work followed by work with a side of work.
Yep, that's about it.
hey hi fimble! oh, in fact, hi everyone! :)
it was a cherry/pineapple/pecan thingy my mom made for a church potluck today. i got what was left.
nummy. :)
Big, warm from the oven chocolate chip cookies......
Sinfully delicious
You're saying "I" a lot. I heard "we." Nor do I assume that this case is just a waste of our time.
Wasn't it nice of Mayo to let me use his oven?
yes, please
wait. you baked them?
like, breaking eggs, and wearing an apron, etc. etc. etc.?
did your family gather and stare?
:)
ME WANT COOOOOOOKIE!
is it all gone tj? did your mum ever make that bird cake?
elena, i know what you mean by more work and more work. I am coping with two business and i have enough trouble witht he first one. I had to split two employees up from fighting the other day. One of them was pissed at the other one because they found out the they were a hypocritical liar that treated her 'friend' like shit. oh well, you tend to get them in this world unfortunately :/
other than that, work is just sun shine and daisy chains :)
*stuffs cookie into anon's mouth*
ME WANT MIIIIIIIILK!
No TJ
They weren’t around....
Anon
Please take one.....
you used mayos oven? oh my word, you are a lucky so and so. I am not at that stage yet, i can only use his chair.
and thank you kindly for the cookie, was rather big, wasnt it.
yep, all gone, fimble. :)
and my mom hasn't made the bird cake yet -- we're too busy trying to keep up with the hummingbird horde that suddenly descended upon us.
ME THANK YOU FOR THE COOOOOKIE!
Yeah Fimble that kind of shit happens everywhere..
What kind of work do you do?
ok, be right back. i grabbed the recipe from my mom and i'm going to go put it on ergo's kitchen blog.
it's really good!
9:25pm: Y'welcome :)
Somebody pass anon a cow!
I'm sure he'd let you use his oven, Fimble. You need only ask.
Yeah the cookies are big. Big, evil cookies are the way to go!!!
I ate a cow I knew for dinner, it made me feel a little guilty, but he was tasty!
well our main business is to flip houses. we do that and we also have another business but i would rather not say what that is. you never know what psychopaths are out and about at night.
lets just say, hte main gender in there is females and it can get botchy at times and that wasnt the first time i had to pull people apart.
Mayo,
So, ummm, sometimes, you know there are times when this blog goes kind of dead and nobody is around and stuff...or maybe you just don't have a new blog ready to post.
Maybe you just wanna shoot the shit and hang.
Well, I am inviting you to AIM. Just because I don't think we ever have....so, here's my user name.
SollyDock
Hollaaaaaaaaaaaa back if you wanna.
I'm trying to write and I'm pretty sure it's a no-go.
Fimble,
are you pimpin them ho's?
*jumps up to gain m**o's attention*
Yo, M**o, can i use your oven please. just to heat up my socks but still, i want to ask you :)
That sounds really interesting, Fimble.
Not sure about more psychopaths being out at night though...
They aren't immune to the daylight.
Aw man, our women's gymnastics uneven bars is crashing and burning.
solly, hahahah you make me laugh
mayo, take solly up on her offer, you can have a good ole shin dig
anon, would i ever pimp out ho's?
no, i guess they are not elena, but i just tend to see them out around the night time.
it is a crazy world out there.
Heading to bed...
Have a good night, everyone :)
You got it all twisted anon, Fim was never the pimp, she was the main ho!
bitch better have my money!
Night RW
Fimble it's a jungle out there...
goodnight rw, sweet dreams and happy walking :)
elena, it is a jungle :)
and anon, yeh that is right. I was the main ho until a big bang and the clouds shifted and the rain started to pour, then i just grabbed my brolly and started to sing and dance in the rain.
a ho with talent!
i'm back!
*crickets*
*crickets*
well, carry on, then.
Fim,
Did you sing "Umbrella-ella-ella"?
Ehhh ehhh ehhh ehhh.
i tried solly, but all i could muster was
'I'm singing in the rain, just singign in the rain@ and then i forgot the lyrics, oh well.
many ho's have talent, its just how they use it that makes them the top of the game, and it all depends on their pimp as well.
Hey again
TJ - sdock - Mustard
Fimble, you make me laugh so freakin' hard. I swear to God.
Hi Elena, TJ, Mustard, Smoke, Anons!
pimps up ho's down!
glad i do smok, just shows you that it is the simple thing, right? oh and you best be good in 11 days, you wouldnt want some cezy shit to happen would you :)
just to throw it out there, i think chelsea handler from chelsea lately is freaking funny as hell.
Hey Smoke
if the pimps up, then the ho must be doing something right :)
Bwahaha, Fimble!
i think tomorrow is Gerard's fourth year of sobriety. good for him.
Eh, just be gentle, I guess.
O_O
Yeah, it sure is, Anon. Because it was the 3 year anniversy at out PR show last year.
There is many a debate on whether or not he is or was sober.
I wish him all the luck with whatever he does :)
I hope he's doing well then. I can't believe it's been four years.
a ho has to stay in a ho's place, and that's out on the stroll.
Hi Elena! Hi anyone else that's here.
well, the ho's needs to get strolling then dont they. i hung my boots up, and now offically the hose beast. both me and the trollop are free lance, now.
mustardisbetter said...
Eh, just be gentle, I guess.
O_O
OMG.
X_X
Good for Gerard. I hope he is and I hope everything is cool.
Sorry, dudes. I meant to say hello!
Hey, TJ and Smoke and Sdock and Elena and Fim and multipliferous Anons!
ho make your next move your best move and get with a pimp.
OMG.
X_X
I know. I know!
hello to all who said hello. (i was momentarily...um. well. *whispers* o.o.b.)
I too am fine and dandy.
Hee-hee, Mustard. :)
Oh jeez! It's time for The Two Corey's. I'm not sure who I'm pulling for this week. Haim or Feldman. Haim is irritating as hell but Feldman is a wussy.
Hmmm.....
See you guys laterz!
Sweet dreams, Mayo, SS and errbody!
XOXO
I'm fine as frog hair!
well, i have to look into benefits and i do want my vacation time so if you know of one with good things to offer, then throw him in the blog.
...like candy, anon?
:)
Sorry to hear of your retirement, Fim! Now who is going to train the up and coming hos?
I'm pulling for Haim's assistant to beat the shit out of him.
Whoop! Whoop!
Hey Fine and Dandy Anon
I'm glad to hear that!
Speaking of frog hair...
I was feeling a bit froggy earlier. Just a little.
bye smoke. :)
Nite, Smoke!
I'm waving at you from my bedroom window.
Creepy, huh?
Mustard,
Was you feeling croaky froggy or jumpy froggy?
ho i will send you on vacation. i'll send you on a cruise and you can work the boat stroll.
What was I reading the other day--all frogs are toads but not all toads are frogs? Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
hey, is everyone fine and dandy tonight, i think it is the way to be :)
ho anon. i think that the up and coming new ho's will have peopel to train them, i bet there a few ho's around here. they probably can sing and dance under the rain a lot better than i can do.
No, Anon, I don't guess I do. Frogs kind of creep me out. I try not to get close enough to inspect the froggage or toadage of them. I have this fear that they will just hop on me and well, that's pretty much my fear, that they will just hop on me and I'll die.
been there, done the anon. maybe you coudl send me inland in america, i havent done that and i bet they are looking for some new ho blood.
we have little green slimey frogs on our drive. whent he gagrage door is open, then go in and because it is so hot in the day, they dry up. so i often find crusty small frogs in a sitting position and i feel sad for them.
Aw, I'm sorry Solly, I didn't realize you had frog fear. :(
hello.
sorry, anon, i don't remember that.
hello silence
How are you tonight, i dont think i have been here when you have been on.
ho ho ho
It looks like Christmas at Mayonaise's.
Yes, Anon. Yes, I do. They are so cute in cartoons and stuff and on shower curtains and whatnot, but I do not, REPEAT, do not want to touch them.
I don't know where that comes from.
Hi Silence Dogood,
How are ya?
hello fimble star, i don't think you have either, so nice to meet you :)
hey there silence, how are you doing?
yes, there are many ho's at mayos. christmas all year round :)
i'm good sdock10, how're you?
hello toujours, i'm fine, what about you?
very nice to meet you as well silence and see you as well :) is that you in your picture, i like your hair.
Night, Mayo! Night, SS!
I hope you're both well. :)
Night, guys!
FINE AND DANDY SONG
Gee, it's all fine and dandy,
Sugar Candy when I'm with you
Then I only see the sunny side,
Even trouble has it's funny side.
When you're gone Sugar Candy,
I get lonesome, I get blue
When you're handy, It's fine and dandy,
But when you're gone what can I do?
yes it is, thank you, I tried to pin it back but it fell to the side so i just kept it.
Can't complain, SD. I've had a pretty nice day.
good night mustardisbetter
Hey Silence
Good to see you.
Mayo's hos should get out more often and spread the spirit.
Solly, I am digging on your optimism. I am so happy for you and looking forward to reading this new chapter in your life.
good night mustard!
i'm not too bad, silence. :)
goodnight slash. sweet dreams.
silence, it looks like it is some how hooped at the back, anyhoots i like it. did you have a nice sunday?
hello elena, and sdock10 i'm glad you had a good day. My day was okayish, I was kind of on and off fighting with my sister all day.
I'm glad you are fine and dandy too, Elena. The evil cookies are sinfully delicious.
*pokes head in*
Teej, are you having O.B.E'S again?
-A
Anonymous said...
Mayo's hos should get out more often and spread the spirit.
August 10, 2008 10:15 PM
I agree just make sure it is only the spirit that they are spreading.
Fimn, what is "The Ho Spirit" anyway?
-A
fimble star, my day was just okay, how was your's?
10:15,
Thank you! I'm sure I will have some more down moments that you guys will have to help me work through, but all in all I don't have shit to complain about. My heart hurts, but I'm lucky. I have such great support.
I hope I have lots to say about my new life. God knows that you guys have listened to the last chapter long enough.
BlogBelieve,
I'm out for the night. Gotta go sleep in this new bed. Hell, at least I have my pillow, that should help and my fan. I have to have my fan for the noise. Now, if I just had my TV....I hate sleeping in the dark! Grr....
Love you guys!
Thanks for everything!
Mwah! Mwah!
oh, we'll be here for the down moments too, that's what I like about this blog, cheesy as it sounds.
amyranth, actually it was an "out-of-blog" experience. :)
It won't be just the spirit they'll spread, Fimble Star. They'll also spread the evil cookies to force more people to the darkside. The darkside pays hos better..
Night Solly! Sleep well!
Good Luck Solly!
-A
amy, i really dont know unless i do and there is this speshul super secret code of conduct that the ho's have to follow. who knows!
silence, i had a nice day. spent it with my niece and had fun. just a usual sunday for me, at least i wasnt hung over this time lol.
Ohh.. I get it.
I was gonna say, I tried an O.B.E once. Didn't work.
-A
good night sdock. sweet dreams. :)
good night sdock10
So you're saying you have to be A Ho in Da Know?
-A
did you really, amyranth?
there was a time when i was a teenager that i was trying all the time, too.
Teej, yup. And during the teen years as well. I was young and quite naive, and made the mistake of mentioning it to my parents. Dad said "I had a lot of those in the 70's."
Took me awhile to catch onto why Mom was laughing so hard.
-A
They'll also spread the evil cookies to force more people to the darkside. The darkside pays hos better..
Holy shit you mean there is supposed to be money involved?
"Anonymous said...
i think tomorrow is Gerard's fourth year of sobriety. good for him.
August 10, 2008 9:52 PM"
Maybe he'll celebrate with his wife, Jimmy Urine and those great big bags of coke he was talking about on stage.
Coookies or cash?
-A
Anonymous said...
i think tomorrow is Gerard's fourth year of sobriety. good for him.
August 10, 2008 9:52 PM"
Maybe he'll celebrate with his wife, Jimmy Urine and those great big bags of coke he was talking about on stage.
Hey Fine and Dandy Anon
Glad you liked the cookies....
How about just one more?????
lol yeah it's a lot more work to do without um...equipment.
now i just content myself with my ecto skills. :)
Night sdock
I have faith that things are really gonna get so much better for you now!!!
Mayo,
How was your Sunday? Was it good for you? If it was, did you feel like you deserved it to be? Did you really earn such a fantabulous day? Yeah, I'm babbling.
So....
It's over. Finally. No going back there. I've moved out and now it's time to move on. Hopefully where I am at now is just a little rest stop. A place where I can gather my thoughts, regroup, and get to know myself again. And I'm so lucky to be able to do this in the comfortable hands of my family. It's weird and I do sort of feel like a failure, but that's just me wanting to make excuses and feel sorry for myself a little bit.
I know it's time for a change.
I hope I'm ready.
Mayo, thanks for allowing me to spew and spill here. I know that over the past 11 months I have sounded like CD stuck on repeat. I wonder how many times you wanted to jerk that CD out of the player and toss it out the window. Your restraint was amazing and admirable.
Now, it's time to learn a brand new song. Wouldn't you agree?
Let's learn it together.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Broken record is so 1980's.
BlogBelieve,
I have to say to you guys one more more thing before I go.
Thank you ALL for your words over the past 11 months. You have no idea how much you have helped me. It sometimes blows my mind to think that people clear across the world would take time out of their crazy lives and share their words on me.
I do not take that lightly or for granted.
Love you ALL!
Didn't you get your first check, Elena? You'll get a bonus for baking the evil cookies in Mayo's oven. There is also a finders fee you'll receive for each ho you seduce over to the darkside. You'll be a millionaire by the end of the month.
We need more evil cookies.
good night sdock -- i know you can do this!
Elena said...
Hey Fine and Dandy Anon
Glad you liked the cookies....
How about just one more?????
You talked me into it. You can never have one to many evil, sinfully delicious, fresh baked from Mayo's oven cookies.
Thanks madame Elena.
Oh let me guess...
The checks in the mail.
Nope, I've not seen any rewards for my evil cookie baking.
It's okay The Dark Side is getting too crowded anyway.
i'll make it rain on them ho's
i'll make it rain!
hello everyone :)
I'm back, after more titoring testing, and getting a loaner monitor
but it's an old big one, so it is funny looking at it
I haven't caught up at all so I'll do that now
and thanks for the recipe TJ
You are so welcome Fine and Dandy
Anytime....
Madame Elena
can I haz cookie elena?
I can come to Dark Side if you haz more?
Just stopping by to see if I missed anything important.
So did I? Or should I spend the evening catching up?
(This place needs Cliff Notes!)
Hallo Ergo~
-A
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