Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

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Smoke said...

Damn dude! One of these days I'm gonna punch you for scaring me!

I had just left you a comment on the last one but I see you've deleted them. Thank you, Mayo.

I'm sorry it all turned out that way.

That pic is beautiful, right? Perfect.

farawaysoclose said...

mayo!

hello!

elena said...

Thanks for posting Anima's pic. She's a great photographer, isn't she?

Nice to see you, Mayo!

Anonymous said...

Mayo, you continue to surprise me. In a good way. Have a great day.

Anonymous said...

Awesome of you to use that photo. It's terrific and it feels a little like us right now.

I'm glad you're still here. The poem is totally an awesome one; thank you for sharing it.

And Mayo, thank you for saying the things you said.

Anonymous said...

And once more, in case TJ misses it: TJ, if you are around, I put a spell on you, girl. ^_^

farawaysoclose said...

i hadn't had chance to read.

wow.

well thanks for deleting those comments mayo.

and thanks for putting up anima's pic.

hope you are ok mayo?

Anonymous said...

Like I said before you pull homo moves.

One in the middle right?

I don't want no bland shit.

Anonymous said...

ed

gnothi seauton said...

Okay, well I felt a right berk for about 2 minutes.

* breathes in *

Aaaah, fresh air.

Good evening Mayo.
Good evening All.

Anonymous said...

Do you mind if I get into this poem a little? You know how I get over stuff like that.

Okay, seriously, I skimmed it first and saw the part abotu the crow, then upon reading the beginning, I saw "crane" and thought of the bird. I swear to you, this is how dense I am. I'm reading it thinking, "How the hell can a crane lift up a whole car? Cranes are big, but they're not that big. Maybe it's a metaphor."

yes, this is the gal who wants to teach English. ;)

But seriously, what I love is the juxtaposition of the crane and the car, and the crow and the carcass. The metal, and then the organic stuff and I like how the organic stuff has "less evident emotion."

Yeah, organic and cyber, life and metal. I like that, it's cool.

Anonymous said...

This place feels clean again.

Anonymous said...

Here's one I like a lot, and I hope no one minds if I share it.

It's not "death poetry" (see my eyes rolling?) but it is by a Japanese poet.


Drinking The Wind

She is a black crow being driven out of sight.
Her furious cry cannot awaken the flowers.
So she holds under her wings the cold currents
Wandering
on the edge of waters,
And searching beyond the borders--
There is not a tree, nor a song.

That year,
When autumn perched on her left shoulder,
Snow and homesickness had already
Fallen on her right shoulder.
She is exiled to this icy horizon,
Searching far ahead and behind,
There is no trace of man.
Only her own wandering footprints on the snow
Stretching away to the deep winding corridor of her mother's eyes.

That year
According to the legend, her footprints were carried by
the West Wind
to the remote river of Oblivion
And her voice melted away with the deep snow.
Not even one among the sixty four diagrams of the
I Ching could
burn and show a definite oracle.
For she is a black crow cast away beyond memory.
After pecking and breaking a full glass
Of the wine of reunion,
She flies into the night, and with one draught drinks
All the sighs of a thousand miles.

Anonymous said...

It sure does, 1:49.

farawaysoclose said...

i'm feeling all weird....but it is a good weird.

hello to princess, elena, kapunua, GS, nice anons.

Anonymous said...

Shoots, one more thing.

Mayo, I am sorry I misunderstood your words. Thank you for clarifying; I feel worlds better knowing that this is what you meant.

anima said...

WTF?! Mayo! I had to re-read the blogspot url. I thought I was hallucinating. I promised I wasn't going to sign back on, but I just had too and you scared the shit out of me!

You so didn't have to do that; thank you so much. I am always so shy about sharing. In fact I was going to go back to delete it, but I really wanted you to see it. So I resisted. I'm glad you saw it. :)



....

This feels like a fresh start...Yay!

Anonymous said...

lolololololoo

Smoke said...

Doesn't it feel all nice and clean? :)


Hey Jules! Hey GS! Hey FASC! Hey Elena! Hello MAYOOOOO!!!!

I'm supposed to be working so I'll leave you all to it but thanks for sharing the poem, Mayo. Thank you for sharing all your words. I know I've told you time and time again that I don't know how to take you sometimes and it frustrates me. One day, Mayo. Maybe one day we will all understand one another. ^_~

And again, I'm sorry it all got out of hand like that. Maybe we can still keep this all going, eh? Ya know, we gotta get back to the start. Not undo everything that's been done, because that will never happen. But maybe just take a step back to remember what we all stayed here for in the first place.

And remember the most important thing and that is respect. That goes for all of us.

Well, I'll be back later. Have a nice afternoon, Mayo and everyone!!

Smoke said...

Oh, and hey Anima!

I told you it was perrrfeeccttt!!!

I love that pic. ^_^

Okay, byeeeeee!!!!

farawaysoclose said...

mayo, just a thought......
if it all happens again, what do we do? what do you do?

we like that you are mysterious and cryptic but sometimes straight forward english, in cases like this, might make more sense to us.

i don't want family members feeling hurt and disappointed. these last few days of blogbelieve life have been horrible. it's crazy how much it does bleed into real life also. i've been kind of down and frequently breathing out big *sighs*!!

anima said...

Sorry to post and run...Work is calling me. :(

*waves to Princess, Kapunua, Anons, GS, FASC*

P.S. Mayo, Just so you know, if you ever want to change your blog header, I will not be offended. The fact that you put it there is what means to most, even if it is temporary. So if you have the urge to switch it up, it will not hurt me in the least.

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Anima, FASC, Kapunua, Smoke.

* nods * Anons.

Kapunua - how did your visit go?

elena said...

Hey Smoke and Anima

Breathe deep. Just love that new post smell.

farawaysoclose said...

anima!!
hi to you!

hey i did a double take too!!
and it was 0 comments......and you know what a first comment whore i am?! so i ummed and aahed about signing in, decided i would, and got fucking beaten!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Everyone *waves*

I just got here so have no idea what is going on, so I will just nod and smile.

I see you found your tweezers.

Nice one, Mayo.

toujours said...

i suppose this is why i was feeling a sudeen surge of confidence -- in fact, a co-worker informed me (much to my surprise) i was whistling.

oops.

but when i tried to figure out why -- because ought i not be all worried about my appointmemnt tomorrow? -- all i could think was: mayo, mayo, he's our man! if he can't fix it no one can!

yeah.

nutjob, remember?

i love new posts.

and this poem -- the rhythm of the words is marvellous. thank you for sharing it, mayo.

just, thank you.

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Lucy.

How goes it?

toujours said...

i like having your spell on me, kapunua. it's all cozy-like.

*snuggles*

Anonymous said...

Thanks Mayo. Guys I wrote to the women who put up the link in the first place and she took it down and wrote back to me. She was nice about it. She also yelled at the people who were posting the shit in the first place!! She told them to stop and to leave everyone here alone. She is a big name fan..... A moderator of many MCR comms so people do listen to her!! She is not a bad person and she didn't realize what would happen when she posted the link, well.... .it si gone now. Mayo thank you for sticking around. I think we need you!

Anonymous said...

It goes well, GS, and you?

miranth said...

HI guys!

WOW! Normally, I don't even check this place during the day, but I wanted to spread the good news that my niece is off the IV meds!!!!! (for anyone who cares)

Mayo, I did interpret you to mean that we should think about art before we flush it (the shitty kind, that is.) Addressing the situation in the sidebar was a good idea, for those who were wondering. I haven't been here much - and quite frankly, didn't want to be, given the hurtful intentions of the anons. Perhaps it will be what it once was, again.

In any case, thank you for addressing this. I have always appreciated your integrity.

==============

Bye guys, posting and bolting. Children to care for...

But I hope this intervention helps those who were hurting.

Take care guys!

gnothi seauton said...

All the better for warmth and sunshine. And 3 weeks left of school. Woohoo!!

Hi Toujours.

Hi Fiona - that was kind of you :)

gnothi seauton said...

Good news Miranth, give her my best.

Anonymous said...

Ooh that reminds me, I need to fetch my washing in off the line! Then I will disappear for a bit while I watch Corrie, Eastenders and Corrie again. Bwahahaha!

farawaysoclose said...

hi TJ!
hi/bye lucy!
great news miranth.
thanks for that fiona.

miranth said...

Thank you, GS :) I appreciate it!

It makes me very, very happy :) And now we can go swimming and do summer stuff..

anima - I am glad to see your photograph up there. Its like hope at the end of a journey. Or something like that... the picture expresses it better!

Bellatrix said...

Hey Mayo...thank you.


Anima,your picture is truly beautiful.I love it.


Fiona,thanks for what you've done.


Hola Lovelies!

toujours said...

hey you guys. :)

just popped in at lunchtime -- still have a bit of internet chores to do (to get ready for my drs appointment tomorrow) -- but i'm glad i did.

:)

miranth said...

Thanks FASC :)

And thank you fiona, as well!

Bye now guys :)

Anonymous said...

Hi everyone.

Miranth, that is wonderful news about your niece. I hope she can enjoy her summer vacation now.

Mayo, thanks for doing the right thing.

I feel like I've been hiding in the basement waiting for the storm to be over.

I'm sure it won't be all sunshine and rainbows from here on out, but at least it feels safe again.

Take care everyone and have a great day.

farawaysoclose said...

hi bella!

TJ if i don't see you around before tomorrow what with shitty time zones and all........good luck for tomorrow, fingers crossed.

toujours said...

thanks faraway. :)

Bellatrix said...

Oh,hello Faraway!


Hey Toujours!

Bellatrix said...

Guys,gotta go now.

See you later,FAMILY!

toujours said...

hey bellatrix. :)

isn't this lovely?

(i do like the cosmetic changes, mayo -- anima's photo and the black bar -- very snazzy.)

Anonymous said...

“They say it’s going to keep this up all night, too. Ten dollars we’ve got the leak this year.” Gerard, with his back to Frank, looks up at the sky as he speaks. “I guess we’ll put those pans to some good work, something that’s not heating up cold slime and calling it breakfast.”

-Ray

toujours said...

oops! bye!

miranth said...

Blogger's hungry today!

Popped back to say..

Bye Bella!

And TJ - good luck tomorrow! I'm sending you positive thoughts and wishes...

:)

Bye again

farawaysoclose said...

seeya bella!

TJ i have to go and have a shower. will be back later.

mayo thanks again ok.

miranth said...

oh and thanks d a! :) She will :)

toujours said...

thanks miranth. :)

have a nice shower faraway. :)

Anonymous said...

Mayo, you do like dark stuff.

Thanks for sharing it.

gnothi seauton said...

Bye Bella, DA, Lucy and Toujours.

Gosh, the first chance of a proper conversation in forever and nobody has anything to say!


Anyone ....?

toujours said...

oops, sorry gnothi.:)

i'm actually hopping back and forth, between here and my email. my sister wanted to know more about my cancer treatment from before.

i only have 15 minutes left of lunch, too!

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

You are made of yayness!

Thank you so much!


Must go back to work now.




BlogBelieve,

*waves*

Have a great afternoon!

Anonymous said...

I mean the dude already wears 4 layers of clothing in 110 heat which is a very Wacko Jacko thing to do. Or maybe I was the only one who thought wearing a black Slip Knot hoodie when its the middle of summer and over a 100 degrees outside is weird.

I've hesitated to say this to anyone before now, but at the PR I went to it was well over 100 degrees and Gerard was wearing that long-sleeve jacket and a button up shirt with all the raging pyro behind him. It made me think of an interview he did on SURS during Warped 05 where he talked about how the summer before he had performed in a jacket and tie but since he quit drinking/doing drugs he couldn't stand the heat anymore.

I'm with the anon @4:46. I'm not buying the new dvd because the Gerard I loved, the one from LOTMS is just gone. He's fucking gone.

June 29, 2008 7:42 PM



kimmy said...

Yeah, MCR is so fucking full of shit now I just can't deal with it anymore.

Just go to the Kerrang! website and read the epic response that some "insider" made to my comment about how MCR never made mention of MSI before September 2007. Tell me that guy isn't a ringer brought in by someone connected with the band, spewing some bullshit about how much MSI helped MCR out so much when they were "just a baby band," as Gerard so stupidly put it. And according to him, MSI were so big in those days people flew in from other countries to see them.

There's only so much bullshit you can take. I'm fucking done.

June 29, 2008 10:30 PM



blink said...

Ahhh, Lyn-Z, you've just gone and shown us yet again how ignorant and disrespectful towards others you are.
I respect Hayley Williams from Paramore and - I can't believe I'm saying this - Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) because they have two things that you don't: 1)Talent and 2)some sort of morals.
In fact, specially for Lyn-Z, that I think I should quote a line from the TV show Father Ted - "Next time someone speaks to you, before you say anything, think about what you are going to say and then don't say it. And run away."

Seriously though, it's really sad that it's come to this - a band we used to love and respect being shattered beyond repair by two people who like to sprout bullshit whenever they open their mouths.
I remember when LOTMS was released, people were pre-booking it from HMV months before the release date just to make sure they got a copy. It was advertised at every possible opportunity online and in all the shop windows (not just in big nationwide places like HMV but in small local music shops too).
Now, there's no mention of this new DVD in any shop and it's not being talked about as much, not even on the fansites.
They aren't the same band as they were in the beginning.
We gotta face facts now, it's all over. As far as I'm concerned (and a lot of people here too, judging by what's been said) they died when TBP came out.
My Chemical Romance.
2002-2007


June 29, 2008 11:54 PM


Kassiopeia said...

"Also I'm disappointed that nobody bothered to thank Matt Cortez, unless you want to count him among 'the crew' that Ray says thanks to."

Thank you! I ♥ Matt Cortez and anyone who can stand in for Ray has got to have some, ermm... "magic fingers".

*thinks dirty thoughts*

Gerard Way: a new low, man - although I hesistate to use the word "man" given your recent behaviour. Your own brother? The band mates who "saved you life twice"? Call me crazy but since when did true love make you treat others like sh*t? A drug problem may, but love doesn't (or shouldn't)!

I wasn't going to buy TBPID anyway because those 2 imbeciles ensured I couldn't give a toss anymore but I've just been inspired to go to the Salvation Army bin after work and post in my band T-shirts.

s//c & Leathermouth FTW.

June 30, 2008 1:22 AM


Anonymous said...

Fuck this shit. Do you think he wrote that specifically to piss people off? No-one's done more to damage MyChem than that one woman and her idiotic husband. Or is "best friend" code for "beard"?

June 30, 2008 8:26 AM

gnothi seauton said...

No worries Toujours, I only have one eye on it anyway, I'm doing some stuff for school.

Hi, bye Solly.

Anonymous said...

I will always be a target for those who intend to cause trouble. Because I speak infrequently, they feel as though they can easily assign a script to my name and push your buttons until they get a response. Those same stale minds find targets among you as well and I only hope that they will eventually understand how destructive and hurtful their behavior has been.

It is a shame that all that effort can’t be channeled into something more productive.



Why should you be a target for anyone. especially if you have not done anything to intentionally hurt anyone here. Not that I have seen anyway. No one has the right to push buttons to get a response
I do not think they will ever understand how hurtful some words have been. I hope they do and agree with that statement

The efforts could be channeled into something positive if some people would see that and actually try it instead of throwing around accusations and hurtful words

Hopefully there will be no backlash from anyone

Enlightening post
Thank you

Anonymous said...

Ahhh, Lyn-Z, you've just gone and shown us yet again how ignorant and disrespectful towards others you are.
I respect Hayley Williams from Paramore and - I can't believe I'm saying this - Miley Cyrus



whaaaaaat did she saaaaaaay hahahahaaaa wtffffff.

Anonymous said...

seriously! WHAT

Anonymous said...

G Way's special thanks wasn't really all that special considering the glaring ommissions of his brother, bandmates, and others who have been there for the last seven years.

Bob writing smooches was the coolest thing ever though.

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Mayo, how are you?

I haven't been around for a couple of days. There I was settling my bum down at the screen getting ready to scroll through what I'd missed (it can take a couple of hours you know), and I find it all gone.

On the plus side, this has saved me a hude amount of time.

On the minus side, it must have happened cos a load of crap was being written. That makes me sad.

Great pic once again but I did put in a request for you in your luminous bermuda shorts.




So, how is everyone tonight?

toujours said...

lunch is over, gotta hit the phonelines.

mayo, why do i worry? why do i even waste my energy when you come through every time? :)

i smile at you, sir, that i do.

*grin*


have a good day everyone, see you all later.

bye, mayo.

*puts a vente frappaccino on the table, at your chair*

*waves, heads out the door*

Anonymous said...

I'm the one who posted Ti Bon Ange. I am deeply sorry to you all. EP liked it and I honestly did think that Mayo meant he didn't mind it either. I did find the link through friends of mine from MCR places.

If anyone wants to come over to the porn side of the fandom, mcrslash is still going strong. Sadly the porn side of the fandom is the only side that hasn't given up on MCr it seems like. Most other sites are dead or boring. You can't hit an MCR community without people being sad about Gerard. Most places..... Well let's just say he's in the dead pool and bets are high.

The only place many of us find any joy is in pairing the band members together. It takes our minds off the bad stuff and makes us remember the good.

mcrslash and a few other writing communities are out there are still alive and kicking!!! So if slash is your kink come on over. (EP, the writer of Ti Bon Ange has alot of other stories, many of them horror ones. There is lots of rape stories.)

To the rest of you I apoligize deeply for not getting what this place and you and Mayo was all about. Mayo I apologize to you too.....

farawaysoclose said...

miss T!!!

great to see you!

yeh a huge load of crap was written and people were hurt in the process.

nice spring clean mayo and lets hope it doesn't get that messy in the castle again.

spain won Miss T!!

Anonymous said...

But I NEVER was the one writing porn about you guys!!

Okay I'm done. Bye. Come to mcrslash on LJ.

farawaysoclose said...

thanks for apologising anon @ 3.10pm. that was very decent of you.

miss T you watching the tennis??

damn good!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya FASC, yay for spain, they played really well.

It would have been nice to see our boys up there.

Well, I'm glad mayo took down the stuff that hurt people.





Hi and Bye anon.

MissTottenham said...

I wasn't FASC but I am now.

Itis old smiler Murray ain't it?

I just can't warm to him. He's gonna lose.

farawaysoclose said...

peoples limited edition box sets for TBPID are arriving. i've just had an email to say there is a delay! oh and apparently it doesn't say who designed which mask!! wtf?! i so want to know!
this is funny though! love the overexposure quip!

gnothi seauton said...

Bon Ange Anon - much appreciated.

farawaysoclose said...

Itis old smiler Murray ain't it?

miss T there are dour Scots, dourer scots and then there is andrew murray!! haha! miserable bastard!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello everybody

MissTottenham said...

Hiya MJ, how are you sweetie?



OH YEAH FASC! How miserable, I don't support him. He doesn't support England so why should I support a scot.

The only sporting scot I really support is David Coulthard.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am well Miss t and you.

Thank you to the anon who apologized and to Fiona.

Mayo thank you for taking care of the problem

farawaysoclose said...

hi martha!!

i don't support him either miss T but i do like watching exciting tennis!

resurrected wreck said...

Good on you, Mayo. It was a thoughtful thing you did.

farawaysoclose said...

hi there RW!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello FASC and RW. How are you


I was just over at Vvs reading comments. I love it so much when the mindless fan girls come on. You can tell that a nerve has been hit with them. All they can say back is fuck you and I hate you.

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks MJ.

Kinda missed all the action here it looks like.


Hiya RW sweetie.

mya said...

Way to go, Mayo!

Thanks!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi FASC, MJ, Miss T, GS :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mya :)

mya said...

Hi, RW, Miss T, Martha, FASC, and whoever else!
I can't stay (I'm at work... shhhh!)

farawaysoclose said...

hey mya!!

how is the hand?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello mya

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Mya (that rhymed, how's the hand?




That's true MJ. Only thick people resort to name calling and insults when they are not smart enough to come back with an argument that holds any substance.

Anonymous said...

Mayo,

Thank you.

Hello to anyone here. Anima, I want to say that your picture is fantastic. I absolutely love black and white pictures. You did a great job.

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, BC :)

*squeeze!*

farawaysoclose said...

hey there BC!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya BC *hug*.


How are you sweetie?




Ooooo Anima, are you responsible for the piccie? It's fantastic.

gnothi seauton said...

Hi to all those who have arrived.

I'm off for now, might come back later.

Mya, I hope the hand is better.

FASC and Foggy - don't be too hard on the boy Murray, he went through Dunblane.

TTFN

mya said...

Thanks for asking about the hand. I get the stitches out tomorrow afternoon. The finger is really stiff and sore and I can't really make a good fist or straighten the thing out all the way either. Actually, it feels about the same as when I first injured the damned thing - a year and a half ago!

resurrected wreck said...

Night, GS :)

Anonymous said...

Hi RW, how are you? *squeeze* Hi Faraway, it's good to see you again. Hi Miss T, how are you? *hugs*

I'm doing pretty good, drinking some orange juice at the mo.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight GS, sweet dreams. Hi Mya

mya said...

*sneaking back off to work now*

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks BC.


Mya, I'm glad you are on the mend.


Goodnight GS, sweet dreams.

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good day, Mya :)

resurrected wreck said...

I'm good, BC :) I'm still on holidays until next week, so I've been spending my time reading, shopping, and sleeping in.

How are you?

farawaysoclose said...

FASC and Foggy - don't be too hard on the boy Murray, he went through Dunblane.

oh fuck i forgot that GS!! *fasc feels a little guilty*

mya that is normal.....alot of inflammation still going on there.....do not give up hope OK!

seeya GS!

Anonymous said...

Take care Mya. That's good RW, I hope you're taking advantage of your free time doing whatever you want. I'm doing pretty good, just drinking some juice and thinking about some stuff.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello and good bye GS. Sorry I didn't say anything earlier. Bye Mya

So what is todays topic?

resurrected wreck said...

Juice and thinking are good :) What are you thinking about?

I just finished cleaning the bathroom in my underwear.

farawaysoclose said...

RW you are a saucy little madam!
with the cleanest house around!

resurrected wreck said...

If you're going to do mundane tasks you might as well spice them up a bit!

Anonymous said...

Well, this was a very pleasant surprise. I, too, had to do a freakin' double-take to make sure I was at the right spot.


*high fives Anima*

Sweet picture. Stopped by your place, by the way.




Mayo,

Thanks for doing this. Tough call, but I think you made a good one. And sorry about this mess. I wish there was more we could do. Hope your Monday is going well.

farawaysoclose said...

right lovelies i have to love and leave!

andy murray just won....good game!

take care everyone and have a fun evening!

love to you all!

mayo cheers again mate!

SS *hugs* to you! take care!

Anonymous said...

Oh, and about the picture. Not only is it a really great shot, one that I would be super duper excited about getting, it's kind of symbolic of this place.

*high fives Anima again*

resurrected wreck said...

Bye, FASC :)

Hi, Mustard :)

Anonymous said...

And I see that I'm not the only one that thought that now that I'm catching up! >.<

Whoot!

I'll stop talking now.

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight FASC, sweet dreams.



LOL RW, you are in a saucy mood tonight.


Hiya Mustard, how are you sweetie?

Anonymous said...

I just finished cleaning the bathroom in my underwear.

-----------------------------------

RW, I hope you don't mind, but that made me laugh a little ^_^

This is what I was thinking: "Why the hell did Rolling Stones just sent me two magazine issues during the last two weeks? I don't even subcribe to it!" and also, "How the hell did they get my address?!"

I was also thinking a little about Killer and also this job I just applied to, which is basically a 15hour shift, but I guess the long hours won't really bother me if I get hired because I have this ambition of wanting a car real bad.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Faraway, sweet dreams. Hiya mustard

MissTottenham said...

Woooooo 15 hour shifts BC. I guess it'll get you a car though.

Good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

Hey, guys!

Sorry, I was just catching up.

I'm okay! You guys are well, I hope!

resurrected wreck said...

This is what I was thinking: "Why the hell did Rolling Stones just sent me two magazine issues during the last two weeks? I don't even subcribe to it!" and also, "How the hell did they get my address?!"

O_o How indeed!

15 hour shifts?? What type of work is it?

resurrected wreck said...

If my TBPID package had arrived today, Miss T, I would be doing my cleaning in my underwear & a mask.

MissTottenham said...

LOL RW. A lucky escape then. You should totally answer the door like that.


I'm good thanks Mustard, how are you sweetie?

Anonymous said...

Are Double Yew,

I would be doing my cleaning in my underwear & a mask.

You are one crazy meffer. Buwhahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Hey guys!

Splash, so glad to see you're back here. ^_^

I want to share something funny with you guys.

The other night when my goddaughter was over, we were nostalgic for "the old days" (lol, she is sixteen,) and we wanted to play Final Fantasy VII. It's pretty much the most famous video game. Right, so anyway, you have the option of naming the characters what you want, and we decided to name the main character, "my bitch."

The graphics are blocky and ridiculous (it's part if its charm,) and it's hard to tell what the pixels are doing sometimes.

In this one scene, one character is shaking the other's arm, trying to persuade him to pay the money he owes.

Please watch this video; it's only a few seconds long.

It really made us laugh way too hard.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, K :)

What was that?? Looked like a prison video!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya K, how are you today?


What the hell is the guy with the red headband doing to the big guy in the green shorts.

Looks kinda rude to me.

Anonymous said...

Also, one of the characters is noted for her huge anime boobs. We named her TITMOUSE. In allcaps just like that.

Then the screens we got were even funnier.

No big. Give it to TITMOUSE.

Well, say something!

Sorry. I'm twelve.

resurrected wreck said...

LOL RW. A lucky escape then. You should totally answer the door like that.

I'll remember that for Halloween ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL, I know, it looks like humping, right? The music was so perfect and "my bitch" just going "...." made it even better.

MissTottenham said...

*covers eyes*

That was funny. I can picture the little guy at the back shouting "take it bitch" to the big guy.

*peeks through fingers*

Rude, I tell you.

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaaa!

How are you guys today? RW, I heard about you cleaning in your underwear. I hope you charged admission, and uhh, I'm sorry if any of my fangirls were there just because they thought I might be hiding in the tub.

Anonymous said...

RW, the job position is from Old Navy, but it's not your typical sales associate position. This one has you perform extra duties besides helping the customers, and work more extended hours, to the point where sometimes you may have to start your shift from 7 in the morning, until 11 at night.

I could care less though. I really want a job, and if I have to work long hours, then so be it.

Bellatrix said...

Hello guys!!!

resurrected wreck said...

This one has you perform extra duties besides helping the customers, and work more extended hours, to the point where sometimes you may have to start your shift from 7 in the morning, until 11 at night.

Is that even legal?? Well, at least the pay should be good!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Bellatrix :)

resurrected wreck said...

If your fan girls show up, K, I shall put them to work!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Bella, how are you sweetie?

Anonymous said...

RW, while I'm here, I just want to thank you. You. FOr being my best friend. I know I've only known you for a few months, but in that short time you've done more anaaayzing things for me than anyone has, like, pretty much ever.

To the people who got me where I was today and whom I used to credit for saving my life, well for you guys I have one word: "Die."

RW, it's all you, baby.

Bellatrix said...

Hi RW and MissT!

I'm great tonight,actually,thanks. :D
How've you been,ladies?

Anonymous said...

Hi Bella! You can go to hell too. From now on I'm only talking to RW. She is my best friend and we make art together.


^_~

Anonymous said...

RW, yeah, it is legal. Besides, I'm an adult. No child labor laws apply to me :)

Ciao Bella. How are you?

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks Bella.
Glad to hear that you are GREAT.


*bows down to RW's amazingness*

resurrected wreck said...

Aw, thanks K, sweetie!

A word of advice though: next time don't thank your parents. They only brought you into thos world, nurtured you and stood by you. I suck on your skin through holes in your skanky pants. If that's not dedication I don't know what is.

Anonymous said...

*psst*

i'm just finishing up my afternoon break, and i had to hop in. i just heard from my sister (the cool one, the one i didn't grow up with) that she wants to stop in and say something....???

so when she does, show her the best of blog hospitality ok?

:)


bye!

Anonymous said...

*starts to refer to Jules as Mr. Underwear Wearer*

And you'll like it, too. ;)


You guys make me giggle uncontrollably when you do this. I don't know why, but it tickles my funny bone with a huge feather.


Hey, Bella! Good to see you around. :)

Anonymous said...

Well I kinda had to add them RW, you know, to make it look like I cared a little. But next time I promise I won't make that mistake.

After all, you're like, my umbrella. When it rains, I just pop you open and stuff. *FLOOM* And there you are.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, TJ :)

Anonymous said...

You may refer to me as Mr. RW, Splash. That's if I allow you to refer to me at all. If we're busy drawing, you need to go die. Okay?

but it tickles my funny bone with a huge feather.

You said "bone."

resurrected wreck said...

You guys make me giggle uncontrollably when you do this. I don't know why, but it tickles my funny bone with a huge feather.

0_0

Anonymous said...

Bye TJ! Talk to you later, okeee?

Anonymous said...

Will do TJ. Take care!

Anonymous said...

I don't know why, but it tickles my funny bone with a huge feather.

LOL, out of context it doesn't sound so great, does it?

I always see these things after the damn fact.

resurrected wreck said...

Reminds me of that line in the Corsican Brothers: "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

resurrected wreck said...

Anyway, going to head off for a while. Might be back a bit later.

Have a good night, everyone :)

Anonymous said...

Oh man, I LOVE the Corsican Brothers!*

What else do you like, RW, because I like the same things.













*I actually really do. "All I can see is Uranus!"

resurrected wreck said...

When it rains, I just pop you open and stuff. *FLOOM*

Oh honey, you're such a romantik!

MissTottenham said...

See you later godlike RW.

Anonymous said...

Blogger resurrected wreck said...

Anyway, going to head off for a while. Might be back a bit later.

Have a good night, everyone :)



OMG WHERE ARE YOU GOING?? ARE YOUI LEAVING ME?? ARE YOU SAYING WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER FOR LIKE, A FEW HOURS???

*throws a perfectly good thousand dollar mic to the ground like a total bitch*

DAMN IT! Why do I have to do things by myself?? It's not fair!

resurrected wreck said...

I like oregano, wagon wheels, and cats, K.

Bellatrix said...

Hello Jules,Mustard and BC!


Hi Bella! You can go to hell too. From now on I'm only talking to RW. She is my best friend and we make art together.

Yeah?Well,I don't care.I'll make art with Mustard,then.Right Mustard?

ergoproxy said...

good morning all hows tricks?

it was nice to see a fresh post and the addition of anima's photo is fantastic, it's such a beautiful image

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, EP :)

I iz outta here for a bit!

Anonymous said...

Damn right, we'll make art, Bella.

I gots some pipe cleaners and some crayons, but dats it.

We can make shit with that, yeah? Yeah.

Anonymous said...

I like oregano, wagon wheels, and cats, K.

I like all those things too, to the exact degree that you like them.

Do you like superheros?! I HOPE SO!

Bella, you have fun with Mustard, I don't care. Because when you're in love, you only think of one thing, and that's your beloved. That's why married life is so great. Maybe the rest of you married people will understand that someday.

Sorry about my hissy fit before and throwing the mic down in front of you all. That's just because I was missing RW* and when I can't see her for a while, it gets me angry.

Next time RW, I totally expect you to take a day off of not working so you can watch me work. Then you have to make fun of the people who came to see me work.

Promise me, and I'll get you a chimp.














*I lack anything resembling autonomy.

ergoproxy said...

hey RW catch you leter

hi mustard bella K missT BC


If MacGyver can defuse bombs with a toothpick and a gum wrapper I'm sure you can create a masterpiece!

Anonymous said...

Hi, Ergo!

Give me a moment while I violently throw Splash to the ground.

*throws splash*

Ahh, that's better.

Anonymous said...

Hello to you all,

Just talked to my sis toujours who is happy as a clam about all the clean bathroom fixtures here today. :-) Such a shiny clean place you have here.

I bring tidings with me.

*sets down a tray of her famous no-bake cookies*

I never attend a party without bring a gift to share. I hope you enjoy them.

toujours said...
*psst*

i'm just finishing up my afternoon break, and i had to hop in. i just heard from my sister (the cool one, the one i didn't grow up with) that she wants to stop in and say something....???

so when she does, show her the best of blog hospitality ok?

:)


bye!

June 30, 2008 5:10 PM


The only reason she thinks i am cool is because she DIDN'T grow up with me!

Anonymous said...

Bye RW, enjoy your day. Hiya Ergo. Hi Sisterlor, it's nice to meet you. Welcome to the blogs ^_^

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Ergo, how are you today?



Hiya TJ's cool sis. Thanks for the cookies *munch munch*

ergoproxy said...

hello TJ's sister how lovely to meet you!

and you bought cookies!!

you are welcome any time! :)

Anonymous said...

K-Wreck FOREVER!!! Their love will never die.

Anonymous said...

Aw, now, I can't come back with anything. :(

I guess I'll just walk over here and do my best to maintain my composure and be the upstanding person I am.

ergoproxy said...

I'm good thanks missT how are you?

resurrected wreck said...

K-Wreck FOREVER!!! Their love will never die.

Like Kar-Wreck?

Okay, outta here! :P

MissTottenham said...

Anonymous said...
K-Wreck FOREVER!!! Their love will never die.



LOL.

Throws pack of sharpies at K-WRECK.

Go on, knock yourself out.

Anonymous said...

Hi TJ's sister!

Splash, quit even looking at me.

*Throws a water bottle at you*

*kicks your gear over*

Bellatrix said...

HELL YEAH,MUSTARD!


Ohhh...so Jules,you're,like,really in love?
Hey,you could write "100% in love" on your arm!It would be,like,AMAAAAAAAZING! ;)


Hello ergo!

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks Ergo.

It was lovely and sunny today. We could do wioth some more af that. How's it your end?

Bellatrix said...

Oh,hello Sisterlor!

Original Punk J said...

Brief stoppage, then leavage.

Mayo, cheers to you for deleting the stories. That was a great move. Start fresh. Posting Anima's picture was really nice, too. (Great picture, Anima, you're a great photographer!) Although I had to look several times, too, to make sure this was your place.

TJ, if I don't get another chance to say it, good luck tomorrow with your dr's appt. I will be thinking nothing but good thoughts for you. *hugs*

Probably won't be here for a few days. *waits for cheering to subside* Just wanted to thank you, Mayo. No worries.

See you...when? Good question.

J

Anonymous said...

Bella, you know, I might even rent a billboard.

It's great to be a man in love. A sex-having, chest-beating, smaller person-throwing, testosterone-filled man.

I mentioned the sex part, right?

Anonymous said...

Thank you Bleeding Chaos and MissT.

I just dropped by to say Thanks and check out the place. :-) She enjoys it here and as the "big" sister, i needed to check it out.

When i went thru my divorce about 7 yrs ago, the Internet and the family i made there was my solace. They kept me grounded, helped me feel better about my situation and myself. It was the place i could be me again. I totally get her love of all of you and how the connections you make here can be come lifelong connects here and into "real life". Though this is real life as well. In fact i met the love of my life thru the Internet. Don't roll your eyes, (if you are)not a dating site, but a site like this only we used chatrooms back in the day...lol.

Anonymous said...

Welp guys, I'm off. Be back later! Like ten or so. :)

Have a nice night!

ergoproxy said...

hey J
you and L take care


MissT it's going to be sunny today which will be nice, weather is cool (being into winter) but the sun is warm and it's a lovely time of year

sdock10 said...

Hullo Everybuddy!

What the fuck's up?

Bwah!

Anonymous said...

5:31

Lol

sdock10 said...

Ooooh Hi, TJ's Sister!

How are you?

Bellatrix said...

Hello J and Sdock!


Bye Jules!Take care!
*HUG*

sdock10 said...

Hi Bella,

How are you?

Anonymous said...

Hi solly. J, you and L take care okay? Hope to see you soon.

Sisterlor, the internet can be a great place sometimes. I actually met one of my great friends from INO as a matter of fact.

Anonymous said...

Hello to you Kapununa and bellatrix.

Thanks for the welcome.

Just hanging out taking in the scene.

MissTottenham said...

See you later K.


Hiya J, how are you today sweetie? How's L too?

ergoproxy said...

bye K

sisterlor that is lovely

sometimes it doesn't matter if you can't see people face to face a connection can transcend that boundary

Bellatrix said...

I'm okay sdock,thanks for asking.
And you?

sdock10 said...

Smoke and I are going to plop ourselves in front on my tv and watch TBID!

Whoop! Whoop!

And eat boiled peanuts!

Does it get any better than that?

If you say yes, then you have never had my boiled peanuts!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Solly, what you up to today?


SisterLor, I hope we will see you round these parts regularly.

Tell your sis wink wink from me. And ask her how Roger is.

ergoproxy said...

BC said..
I actually met one of my great friends from INO as a matter of fact.


hey *snap*

same here lol :)

MissTottenham said...

I've never had boiled peanuts.

sdock10 said...

Bella,

I had a fantabulous Monday. I guess that's what happens sometimes. You go into it thinking that it's going to be all shitty and sometimes BAM! You get surprised!

It was one of those days where every song on the radio was a good one.

Do you know what I mean?

Anonymous said...

Hello sdock,

Doing great, thanks for asking.

Things seem nice around here. I brought some no-bake cookies to share, please help yourself.

I love to cook. Beforwarned, i will always bring snacks!

sdock10 said...

MissT,

When we swap lives, I will leave you some in my fridge. I've heard they are really delish with beer.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Sdock!


You gotsta tell us about the Thank Yous! Or tell me because I was the one questioning. :)

Have fun watching!


*is pissing herself with anticipation of tomorrow*

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