Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

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sdock10 said...

Oh MY GOD! My day is made of win!

This means it's all downhill from here on out....

Tuesday is going to suck ass. My week is going in reverse.

ergoproxy said...

hey sdock!

what mask didja get?

sdock10 said...

Oh okay, Mustard. Hold on! I ain't even broke the plastic on it yet. I was too busy looking at my maskeseess!

MissTottenham said...

Aw, you yanks already got your TBPID. No fair.



SisterLor, you are welcome here anytime. We love our snacks.



Solly, when we swap lives you'll have to leave me examples of all the stuff you eat that I've never heard of.

Anonymous said...

Lol sorry Ergo. I forgot about that ^_^

Anonymous said...

Yeah just like the email i received from toujours today. I could feel the positive vibes coming thru the net. Just what she needed before tomorrow too!

Keep sending all those positive vibes her way.

You wonderful people have been great to hear and I cant thank you enough for the kindness you have shown her and the true friendship as well.

I will be around, but no making fun of my typos and misspelled words. God gave her all the WORD ability, i like the numbers myself!

ergoproxy said...

yeah all I got this morning was an email about international shipping delays >:(

sdock10 said...

Ergo,

It's all a big mystery. I dunno. There's no way to tell who's who.

I got the really fancy shmancy one.




Mustard,

It's just like what was put up.

Exactly.


*sigh*

sdock10 said...

TJ's Sister,

You come back any time!

ergoproxy said...

sisterlor you're very welcome

she's a lovely person and I'm so glad to have met her
you feel free to join her on a trip to Australia to see me!

Anonymous said...

MissT, I'll ask her about "roger" :-). Think she will tell me the truth?

Thank you for the warm welcome and yes i would love to drop by now and then.

Right now i am going to post a message to Mayo. I also need to prepare for work tomorrow. Yuck I know, but those bills have to get paid some how!

Again thank you for the warm welcome and see you around.

Chocolate cookies the next time?

Anonymous said...

>_<

Welp! There you have it then!

Thanks for telling us. :)

MissTottenham said...

SisterLor, you have come to the masterclass in typos.





yeah all I got this morning was an email about international shipping delays >:(

I got it too Ergo.

Bellatrix said...

Oh yeah,I know sdock.I'm glad to hear that!


Oh,hey Sisterlor,you can call me Bella as well,'kay? :)

Anonymous said...

And hello to everyone I haven't said hello to. That'd be Ergo and TJ's sister, so hello!

MissTottenham said...

Chocolate cookies the next time?


YAYNESS!


SisterLor, me TJ and Roger do a lot of winking. I'm sure she'll come clean though.

sdock10 said...

I think I need bifocals to read this print!

GAHHHHHH! Am I getting old?

Or is the print just really really tiny?

Dude, that's so not fair. They know they have old people fans.

ergoproxy said...

does anyone else remember Ray alledgedly saying he had a dog named Bauer?

I know I didn't imagine it because I saw a comment on that original posting of the thank you's

I'm a tad confuzzled

kinda hard to confuse dog with child

sdock10 said...

Ergo,

Smoke said the same thing about the poochie.

ergoproxy said...

sdock I am certain all printing has become smaller, it's not my eyes lol

I have glasses and I've taken to keeping a magnifying glass handy, I am sure no normal person can read some of that stuff

at least that's what I tell myself

Anonymous said...

Definitely chocolate cookies next time Sisterlor. It was nice talking to you. Take care

Anonymous said...

Mayo,

I am one toujour's sisters and I am here to say Thank you.

Thank you for making a place for these "lovelies" to meet, chat, share, and support each other. It is a cruel world out there. We all need a place to let our hair down and unwind from the day. This is that place for so many.

I know there have been some troubles lately. You did a great job cleaning the place. Don't ever lose track of what is most important in our lives, which are our loved ones.

Beauty and love attracts evil, plain and simple. Circle the wagons and protect each other as each storm comes and eventually goes.

My sister is a beautiful person on the inside as well as the outside. Thanks for helping her open up and be herself here.

I’ll be around. Take care.

ergoproxy said...

bye sisterlor

keep well and take care xx

Bellatrix said...

Right Lovelies,I'm off.

Good night Mayo,SS and Family.
Take care guys,see you all tomorrrow.
Love you!
*HUGS & KISSES*



PS:Mayo,it's great to have this place back.Thank you.


PSS:Fimble,CHECK YOUR EMAIL!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the hello mustard. I am out for a while.

Again, great place you have here! I love the blue! Need to find some blue for myself. ;)

Later!

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight Bella *hugs* sweet dreams.



Goodnight SisterLor, lovely meeting you. Give my love to TJ, I have my fingers crossed that her health scare is just a scare and not the real thing.

Bellatrix said...

It was lovely to meet you,sisterlor.


One more thing:Toujours,good luck for tomorrow!


Right,I'm really off now.
Bye!

ergoproxy said...

goodnight bella sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

Just a note re tennis:

Andy Murray is vile re his unsportmanship mannerisims and experessions. You would never see same from Roger Federer or Lleyton Hewitt et al.

Hope he will never be champion-he does not deserve it. Arrogance is vile.

MissTottenham said...

LOL Anon.

I don't want to see him as champion either.

And although he went to the same school where the dunblane incident occured, it's no excuse for being mean.

ergoproxy said...

what did he do?

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Anonymous said...

Goodnight Bella. All my best wishes to TJ.

Later everyone

MissTottenham said...

He's just a miserable bastard Ergo.


He has lost a lot of british fans cos although we have british teams in sports, we don't in football.

One day he was being interviewed and asked about the England footie team and he said he didn't wish them well cos he's Scottish.

A lot of us English like to see all the home teams, as we call them, do well. Not the scots though.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello everyone I got called away but I am back now

MissTottenham said...

See you later BC sweetie.


Hi again MJ.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello miss t

ergoproxy said...

hi MJ

eh he sounds like a bit of an arrogant ass

hope he doesn't win either

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello ep

MissTottenham said...

It's odd because his brother who won the doubles championship last year is lovely and smiles all the time.

ergoproxy said...

maybe he's trying to make a reputation in the opposite to his brother
It's publicity and some people have made millions from being assholes on camera
*coughgordonramsaycough*
it's a shame the media seem to love giving them air time

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't follows sports at all so this conversation is over my head.


I do get that you find hat guy to be an asshole.

Anonymous said...

I hate hat guy.

MissTottenham said...

Yeah, just dunno why someone would want to come off as so miserable and rude.


Mj, what she we talk about instead? Andy Murray is boring anyway.

MissTottenham said...

I hate hat guy too.

Anonymous said...

*Jumps in real quick like.

I got my dvd today too! Solly I have to agree, this has been an excellent Monday; Maybe just maybe there is a chance for this week to continue in awesomeness. I'm hoping!



Umm, is anyone else surprised by the size of the package? ;)

I thought it was going to be smaller...kinda in shock that the mask actually fits on my face!

And thank you guys so much for all of your beautiful words and kindness to each other. Also, thanks for flattering the shit out of me today. I'm so not worthy, but it feels damn nice. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

I know I missed other stuff, but I gotta run. A meeting with the Board of Alderman. Well, I'm not meeting - just observing. How fun is that gonna be? I'm thinking not so much.




Hope to swing by later. :)

MissTottenham said...

Hi Anima,nice to see you sweetie.

Bye Anima, you take care.

Anonymous said...

Elena check your email.

ergoproxy said...

hey anima glad your day is going well!

hope it continues ♥

Have either of you see the little short films they play here on kids channels called Soup Opera where fruit and veges make animals?
It was just on and it's so clever

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I haven't the foggiest idea.

MissTottenham said...

Have either of you see the little short films they play here on kids channels called Soup Opera where fruit and veges make animals?
It was just on and it's so clever



That would be a no.

ergoproxy said...

soup opera

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello and goodbye anima

ergoproxy said...

it's just fun and a totally random change of topic lol

the quality is shit but you can see it

It's french

Martha Smith-Jones said...

That was neat ep

Martha Smith-Jones said...

We need another topic. Who has anything they want to talk about.


Anons you have anything you want to share with the class today

MissTottenham said...

That was quite bizzare Ergo.

Anonymous said...

Random I know, but the best ever Black Russian I drank was from the George V in Paris.

I want one now!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So anon you have traveled. Where else have you been to?

MissTottenham said...

still my fave

MissTottenham said...

Damn, that didn't link.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Miss t your link isn't working for me

Martha Smith-Jones said...

But If i were to guess what it is. Shawn the sheep

Anonymous said...

Well MJ

I have not travelled to where I would like yet but will be in Italy in November and cannot wait.

Drank 3 large inferior Balck Russians today and feel great!

MissTottenham said...

try this


I still love it.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

7:18 where is it to you would like to go?


Drank 3 large inferior Black Russians today and feel great!


Was that just for fun or did you have a shitty day

ergoproxy said...

I'm off for my morning constitutional, back in a while

ok here's questions from my "Little Book of Questions"

Would you accept 20 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of the period?

If you were to die this evening with no chance to communicate with anyone, who would you most regret not telling something? and why haven't you?

you are leading 1000 people who's lives are in danger, You have 2 choices, one means 50% of the people will live and the rest die, the other has a 50% chance of everyone surviving but if it fails all will perish, which would you choose?


I don't know if you want to answer them but they sure can make you think
I pull the book out every now and then, it's a good life thought jolt sometimes

Anonymous said...

MJ

I did mean Black Russians.

Me thinks I am a wee bit drunk!!!!

ps had more than Black Russians

Martha Smith-Jones said...

That was not Shawn the Sheep. I don't know what that was. But I laughed.


We won't be seeing that on American TV

ergoproxy said...

oh missT we get shaun and I love it and always think of you!

Anonymous said...

MJ

Thank you for concern but I had a really good day.

last week was crap, all of it but have laughed lots today.

How has your day been?

MissTottenham said...

See you later Ergo.


Would you accept 20 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of the period?

20 years from now. Yup, who wants to live forever anyway. All you get to do is watch your loved ones die around you.


If you were to die this evening with no chance to communicate with anyone, who would you most regret not telling something? and why haven't you?

Telling my mum and my sis that I love them more than words can express. That goes for all my family and close friends.


you are leading 1000 people who's lives are in danger, You have 2 choices, one means 50% of the people will live and the rest die, the other has a 50% chance of everyone surviving but if it fails all will perish, which would you choose?

I'd go for the last one. I think if I read those options out to the people I were leading, they'd all say "we've gotta try to save everyone". And if you all go, at least you all go together. Nobody would have survivor guilt.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon don't worry about it. I knew what you meant. I have spell check and I always do a spell check it doesn't always work .


Blogger ergoproxy said...

I'm off for my morning constitutional, back in a while

ok here's questions from my "Little Book of Questions"

Would you accept 20 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of the period?

No, because I always want to see what will be the next big discovery.


If you were to die this evening with no chance to communicate with anyone, who would you most regret not telling something? and why
ven't you?
Can't think of anyone


you are leading 1000 people who's lives are in danger, You have 2 choices, one means 50% of the people will live and the rest die, the other has a 50% chance of everyone surviving but if it fails all will perish, which would you choose?
I would take a vote. To see what the people want to do. But if I had to just decide. I would go with half living

I don't know if you want to answer them but they sure can make you think
I pull the book out every now and then, it's a good life thought jolt sometimes

June 30, 2008 7:22 PM

MissTottenham said...

Yay Ergo. You gotta love the shaun.



I'm glad today has been good for you anon. It seems like everyone is having a good day today.

Anonymous said...

Would you accept 20 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of the period?

Yeah, I think I would. I mean, the point to living is finding what makes you happy, who makes you happy, and being the best person you can be during that time. If you can attain that in a twenty-year period, I'd call it a day.

If you were to die this evening with no chance to communicate with anyone, who would you most regret not telling something? and why haven't you?

No one, and I'm happy to say that. I had the opportunity to tell them, I took it, and I may never know the outcome, but I feel better knowing they know.


you are leading 1000 people who's lives are in danger, You have 2 choices, one means 50% of the people will live and the rest die, the other has a 50% chance of everyone surviving but if it fails all will perish, which would you choose?

I will choose the latter. I would rather take a 50/50 chance on saving everyone, than be certain I would definitely lose half of them. It's definitely worth trying to save everyone.


Did I pass? ;)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am glad to hear that anon.

Today was good because I didnt go into work. I am still having some after affects from all the shit in the air here.


But tomorrow will be shit because I have to go back to work and hear about how I wasn't in on Monday.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Miss t my first instinct was to go with all or nothing on saving the people. But I kept thing the safe bet is 50 50.


hello mib

Anonymous said...

Hello there, MJ!

MissTottenham said...

Hi again Mustard.

Strange isn't it MJ how people think differently.

I think cos we answered straight away, we just went with our gut instincts instead of really mulling it over.

I guess past experiences are what influence our gut instincts.

Anonymous said...

Would you accept 20 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of the period?

Yes, definitely. Time moves on so quickly and alot of shit happens during that time. I am 35 years ols and have lost so many people, family and friends. The idea of having 20 consecutive years of happiness blows me away and I honestly cannot imagine it but it would be bliss!

If you were to die this evening with no chance to communicate with anyone, who would you most regret not telling something? and why haven't you?

I have no one close who does not know what they mean to me (see above). There are those who have died and I wish I had said stuff but here you go-you live and learn!

you are leading 1000 people who's lives are in danger, You have 2 choices, one means 50% of the people will live and the rest die, the other has a 50% chance of everyone surviving but if it fails all will perish, which would you choose?

I believe I am a good leader and believe in my intuition. If I believe there is a chance for every one to survive then that is the path I will follow.

Anonymous said...

Bella, you know, I might even rent a billboard.

It's great to be a man in love. A sex-having, chest-beating, smaller person-throwing, testosterone-filled man.

I mentioned the sex part, right?


June 30, 2008 5:40 PM

I love your snark

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Wow it got dead again.

MissTottenham said...

I am off to bed MJ.

Sorry for going quiet but I am fighting to keep my eyes open here.

I had a bad weekend with the neighbour and his noise.

I need sleep.

Take care MJ and anon and anyone else still around.

Goodnight,

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight Miss t.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I guess the porn scared everyone away

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think I shell sing


So soon just after youve gone
My senses sharpen
But it always takes so damn long
Before I feel how much my eyes have darkened

Fear hangs in a plane of gunsmoke
Drifting in our room
So easy to disturb, with a thought, with a whisper
With a careless memory, with a careless memory

On the table, signs of love lies scattered
And the walls break, with a crashing within
Its not as though you really mattered to me
But being close, how could I let you go
Without some feeling, some precious sympathy following

Fear hangs in a plane of gunsmoke
Drifting in our room
So easy to disturb with a thought with a whisper
With a careless memory, with a careless memory

I walk out into the sun, try to find a new day
But the whole place just screams in my eyes
Where are you now cause I dont want to meet you
I think Id die, I think Id laugh at you
I know Id cry, what am I supposed to do follow you

Outside the thoughts coming flooding back now
I just try to forget you

So easy to disturb with a thought with a whisper
With a careless memory, with a careless memory
With a careless memory, look out
Look out
Look out
Look out

Amyranth said...

Sometime, I want to write a story and give it a title that has nothing to do with the tale itself.

Like "Lime Green Beach Ball" and it'll be a cop drama.

Or, "Porched Grey Cat" will be a self help book.

-A

Amyranth said...

Also, FIONA, you KICK ASS!

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

You've done it all, you've broken every code
And pulled the rebel to the floor
You spoilt the game, no matter what you say
For only metal - what a bore!
Blue eyes, blue eyes, how come you tell so many lies?

Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild

There's nothing left, all gone and run away
Maybe you'll tarry for a while
It's just a test, a game for us to play
Win or lose, it's hard to smile
Resist, resist, it's from yourself you have to hide

Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild

There ain't no more, you've taken everything
From my believe in Mother Earth
How can you ignore my faith in everything
When I know what Faith is and what it's worth
Away, away, and don't say maybe you'll try

Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello amy

Amyranth said...

Hiya MJ!~

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

"Porched Grey Cat" will be a self help book.


I think that would make a great title for a self help book.

Amyranth said...

I don't see why not!

And with Lime Green Beach Ball, the only link it will have to the actual story will be that those 4 words will appear in the story somewhere once each. But not together.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I like that idea amy. So how was your day today

Out on the tar plains, the glides are moving
All looking for a new place to drive
You sit beside me so newly charming
Sweating dewdrops glisten freshing your side

And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
The front of your dress - all shadowy lined
And the droning engine throbs in time
With your beating heart

Way down the lane away, living for another day
The aphids swarm up in the drifting haze
Swim seagull in the sky towards that hollow western isle
My envied lady holds you fast in her gaze

(chorus) (chorus)

Sing blue silver

And watching lovers part, I feel you smiling
What glass splinters lie so deep in your mind
To tear out from your eyes, with a thought to stiffen brooding lies
And Ill only watch you leave me further behind

(chorus) (chorus)

Sing blue silver
Sing, sing.. blue silver

(theres more to this kind of camouflage)
(more than just colour and shape)
(whos going now, in to a classiomatic? )

ergoproxy said...

hi again mustard missT MJ and hello anon

thanks for answering the questions

as for me

yeah 20 years from now would be an ok lifespan, and being incredibly happy would be great, though part of me thinks 20 more years of life like I have now wouldn't be too bad

I can't think of anyone I haven't said it to, though I think this one is always worth remembering, as anon said, never know when the chance may disappear

and I think I'd take the option that definitely would save 50%. It's interesting to look at the questions again with addenda eg, you are not one of the 1000 and will live regardless, or you are one of the 1000 and your fate is tied to theirs


or the lifespan one, you will die horribly after 20 years
or the 20 years you have will mean a stranger will have 20 bad years to balance it






~

and love the book names!

ergoproxy said...

and hello amy!

Anonymous said...

you like duran duran?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello ep

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Why does my cat like to walk over my keyboard. There is plenty of run for him to another way but no it is alway on my laptop that he has to walk over.

Amyranth said...

Hallo Ergo!

Well the person who previously held my position came back, and she wants her old job back. I think this is my sign from above saying "RUN!!! RUN LIKE YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE!!!"

-A

ergoproxy said...

yeah they are good, I even saw them in concert

ergoproxy said...

amy I think the cosmos may be giving you a way out!

have you a job to go to? or some you're looking at?

Amyranth said...

Ergo I'm stuck between telemarketing, or working at Bernard Callebaut Chocolaterie.

What do YOU think? *wink, wink*

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Yes anon I do. I would have answer you sooner but blogger was hungry.


Amy I think that is a sign you should leave.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Bernard Callebaut Chocolaterie.

That should be your new job. Because you can't get to upset with all that chocolate around.

ergoproxy said...

oh what a difficult choice!!

I don't know which *nom nom nom*
I'd want *nom nom*
to work in *nom nom nom*

Anonymous said...

thanks Martha Jones

how do you turn into a blue?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

You can set up an account with blogger. You don't have to have a blog. Just the account. I think if you go to mayo's main page their is a place where it will say sign in or up.

Amyranth said...

MJ, I agree. No more depression. I have an instant serotonin fix right in front of me.

Ergo, *om nom nom* I have a really *nom nom nom* good idea of what *om nom nom nom* I want, but *nom nom* I just thought I'd get some *om nom* more opinions. *nom*

-A

ergoproxy said...

you have to make a blogger account which you can do by clicking "create blog" at the top of a blogs title page

or I think there is an account option on the identity bit, or if you have an ID you can use the open ID to sign in via aim or Lj

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Lol amy

Amyranth said...

So where's everyone else tonight? Do I stink that bad?

-A

Anonymous said...

thanks again, after all the yucky stuff i think it's best to turn blue.

i will be back with my blue name!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think the smell of all that porn is still linger and people are staying away.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Lingering

ergoproxy said...

well amy...I wasn't going to say anything but......



hey has anyone seen Kung Fu Panda? Is it any good?

ergoproxy said...

and if I throw a basketball at a chicken , does that make me a bad person?

If it's in my garden bad making a mess?

and in my defense I didn't throw it hard

Martha Smith-Jones said...

No I don't go to the movies often.

ergoproxy said...

*garden bed

Anonymous said...

Hellu!

I have a question.

You know on the black comment page, at the top? There's that menu thing that has a search box and all that good stuff, right?

Well, is it just me or is that now gray? Or am I clearly unobservant?

Amyranth said...

Blogger Martha Jones said...

I think the smell of all that porn is still linger and people are staying away.

I think you just broke me a little. Inside.

AUGH.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't think so ep. But I would be careful the next time you go out. You maybe attacked by a chicken

Anonymous said...

Hey, Mustard, just curious, not asking for mean reasons. But why the >_< face for the thank you's?
Was it Gerard's or Ray's?

Amyranth said...

Mootar (<---- French)

I have never even noticed a search thingy myself.

Clearly, you are more observant than I.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Mib It was blue before right?

Amyranth said...

Ergo, the worst that would happen would be that you'd discover the Bird Got Game. Then you'd be a multimillionaire.

I say if he doesn't take to the basketball, try a soccer ball. I'll send you a hockey puck, if you wanna try that too.

-A

Anonymous said...

I thought the pic turned it gray. It was the same blue color that is on the top of this page.

Anonymous said...

Well, I only ask because I suppose Mayo would be in need of a high five for color coordination!


Anon,

Unfortunately, for Gerard's. Just makes me sad for some reason. Thanks for being nice and non-confrontational. I appreciate that. :)

Anonymous said...

Yep, I thought it was blue, too!

LOL, it's like Mayo hung curtains or something.

sdock10 said...

Hi Youz Guyz!

Wassup?

ergoproxy said...

MJ It was blue
I remember ages ago TJ said it could be colour changed and I did it on my blog, mayo must have seen the option when he edited the page to add amnima's picture

It makes it look classy I think

Anonymous said...

Hey, Sdock!


Ergo,

It really does make it look classy. We're living in style now.

sdock10 said...

Smoke and I got 2 different maskesesses! We is so sexcited about it!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello sd

Anonymous said...

Okay, thanks! Yeah, Gerard's is all lonely and stuff. But I didn't expect anything less with him, either, so.

sdock10 said...

Mayo don't want his page looking all like a BO-BO page.

You go, Mayo! You go wit ya bad self!

ergoproxy said...

sorry mustard not MJ

I like the idea of the game amy and MJ I think I may need to be even more careful, I just threw a thong at one (the footwear, chickens aren't into lingerie)

Amyranth said...

Hallo Sock!

-A

sdock10 said...

Hi MJ, Ergo, Mustard, Amy, Anon(s), and anyone else who might be here!

*waves*

Amyranth said...

Ergo, physically or mentally?

-A

sdock10 said...

So does anyone have any fucking clue how we are supposed to tell which mask belongs to who? WTF?

Anonymous said...

Mayo wanted his blog to be the shit compared to all of Blogger's other blogs.

Next thing you know, we'll have stainless steel appliances and an ice maker that fucking chops the ice for the damn smoothies!

I mean, if we're gonna go out, go all out, right? ;)

Anonymous said...

Oooh, which ones, which ones!?
There was a pic in the first page.

Nevermind, I got it, which ones!

ergoproxy said...

hi sdock

which ones did you get?

Amyranth said...

Sock, did you and Smoke figure out who's mask is whose?

-A

Smoke said...

Wassup???!?!?!?!?

I got the cool mask with all da missin' teefs. ^_^

YAY! I IZ SO HAPPY!

Anonymous said...

I would hope they'd say something about it on the website, you know, letting people know or whatever.

I think the fancy ones are Gerard's, Frank's, and Ray's, then the not-so-fancy one I think is Bob's. Mikey's was kind of up in the air.

Those were my guesses.

sdock10 said...

I got the fancy shmancy one in da middle.

Smoke got the cool one in the upper right. Wit da toofs missin!

ergoproxy said...

oh that would be schmick mustard

we could have one of those full wall plasma screen tv's too

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

Mayo iz Blogger. Whatchoo talkin bout?

Amyranth said...

I'm thinking Fancy in middle is GW, and Missin Teef is Frank, because he used to do that X over his eyes.

-A

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Are you going to make Mr. Jackass watch the DVD? Are ya? Are ya?

This is going to be awesome!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello s&v

I like the idea of the game amy and MJ I think I may need to be even more careful, I just threw a thong at one (the footwear, chickens aren't into lingerie)

Ep that just made me laugh. I now have an image of a chicken in a thong.

Anonymous said...

My guesses:

Top Left - Gerard

Top Right - Mikey

Middle - Ray (I know, right?)

Bottom Left - Bob

Bottom Right - Frank

Amyranth said...

Hallo San!

-A

Anonymous said...

Way cool!

I have a feeling we'll never find out who designed which. I'd love to hecka find out but I don't think we will. Just go by guesses.

sdock10 said...

Hi San!

Testing testing!

Smoke said...

I'm gonna say it one more effin' time. That band is unbelievable.

And Frank Iero amazes me.

And Gerard amazes me but scares me just a teensy bit. O_O

And Toro has got da skillz.

And Bob is well, according to my husband, the reason for all of it and the best thing since grits.

And James? Well, I could listen to that dude all damn day and night.

And I ♥ Matt Cortez just because I can and he's the real sonofabitching hero. Yes, he is. :)

Amyranth said...

Martha Jones said...

Hello s&v

I like the idea of the game amy and MJ I think I may need to be even more careful, I just threw a thong at one (the footwear, chickens aren't into lingerie)

Ep that just made me laugh. I now have an image of a chicken in a thong.


Unfortunately, so do I. X_X

-A

sally said...

it works! hi Amyranth :)

ergoproxy said...

oh cool smoke and sdock!

poor Bob I think everyone assumes he'd just go

"nuuuurg, nuuuuurg, nuuurg" and draw big thick black lines

(ok my sound effect is like caveman grunts - sorry Bob)

he may be very artistic

sdock10 said...

The one in the middle is also the one they used for the CD. So I dunno if that means anything or absotively nothing???

Yeah, we'll probably never know. Cuz them fuckers would all be on Ebay like now.

For $500 bucks a piece!

Smoke said...

Hello everyone! Hello San!

I don't know if he'll watch it tonight. He's all in da middle of UFC. >_<

I tried to make LHM put on the mask and let me take his picture but he wouldn't. He said it stinks. O_o

Amyranth said...

San, do you have a twin? A twin named Rio?

I'm one half of the two Anths.

The other one is Mira. So we're Mira and Amy, the Anths.

-A is in a silly mood. WATCH OUT!

ergoproxy said...

hello San welcome to the world of the blue bloggers!

Anonymous said...

I agree with you on all but Mikey and Frank's. Switch them and those would be my guesses.

Amyranth said...

I thought Mikey would do the thick paint smears one, for some reason.

-A

sdock10 said...

Matt "Fucking" Cortez is golden. And he should be honored every day of the week. Every day should be Matt Cortez Day!

Yes, the band is fucking awesome. I ♥ them. Gerard makes me want to sing and do Broadway. Frank makes me want to fucking rock out. James makes me want to play piano at wedding and stuff. Ray makes me wish I had learned guitar. Bob makes drumming look like the coolest thing since heelies. And Mikey looks damn nice standing there just playing the hell out of that bass, slinging that hair!

Anonymous said...

Sdock,

I have a pretty good feeling that you have Gerard Way's design. Based on the fact that if you look at most of the designs used on the DVD (the little breaks between pages of songs), they are similar to the fancy one in the middle.

S&V20,

Could be that you got Frank Iero's design.

I think that would be pretty fitting, don't you?

sdock10 said...

So what's the vote?

Which one do I have? B/c I really don't know.

Amyranth said...

And Mikey looks damn nice standing there just playing the hell out of that bass, slinging that hair!

Kind of like D'arcy Wretzky in 1979?

-A

Smoke said...

I honestly have no idea about which is which.

My first thought was the real pretty detailed one was Gerard's. And the toothless one with the stars was Frank's.

I could be waaaaaay off though.

The rest, I have no idea.

sally said...

thanks ergoproxy

can i put my two cents in. i think the bottom two are the way brothers, the one on the right is gee, mikey on the left. frank in the middle, ray and bob on the top.

sdock10 said...

Oooh, okay coolio!

I want them all now.

Should I rush to Ebay to finish my set. How much do you think Smoke would sell hers for?

Bwah!

I am sure we could work out a deal. I am holding the Leathermouth tickets, remember?

Anonymous said...

Hi guys!

Thank you nice anon. I am snarksexual.

Training tonight was fabulous. You know, the usual: outside in the parking lot doing staff form, only tonight all the fireflies were out so it was like a Kung Fu movie, and I hung around and chatted with Beautiful Boy and my own personal Teishi for a while.

Re: those questions. Okay, the 20 years of happiness one.

Well if you don't take the 20 years of happiness, what do you get? Misery, or contentment, or sort of happiness, of just what mots other people get? Because if I'd get 60 years of misery instead, I'd take the madly happy 20. But if I got 60-70 years of regular life, with mostly happiness, and the free will to make of it whatever I could, then I'd take the 60-70 years.

1000 people's lives, 50% chance so save all, or 100% chance to save half?

This gets decided solely on a loophole: Do I get to decide who lives and who dies? Because if I get to decide then I'd just throw 500 ones I don't like to The Fates.


^_~ Haha

sdock10 said...

Amy,

I dunno who that is.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I am off for a shower and then to eat again. Back later! Hope everyone is having a gorgeous night! :D



*endorphin high*

Smoke said...

Yes, Anon. That most definitely would be fitting.

I hope it is Frank's! EEEEEEEKKK!

*is fangirling just a smidge*

Frank onstage is just pure awesomeness. The dude makes me want to play guitar so bad. And just rock out and scream.

I swear, it was what the dude was born to do.

Okay, I'm done. :)

Smoke said...

I am sure we could work out a deal. I am holding the Leathermouth tickets, remember?

Don't you even dare. >_<

You wanna live to see Jack White, don't you?

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

We are so not done. We will have to watch that DVD all over again this weekend. You know? So we can really scrutinize and stuff.

I can't wait to put the CD in when I am getting ready for work in the morning!

Anonymous said...

The reason I think the one in the middle is Ray's is because it's very hispanicy. Like the Day of the Dead and stuff, you know?
And they look like guitar picks.

sdock10 said...

*gasp*

You would not murder me before Jack White! You wouldn't dare. Because then, you so would not get to see Jack or Frankie!

BWAH!

I win!

sally said...

sorry amyranth, didn't read your question till now.

san is from my fav movie princess mononoke ^_^

sdock10 said...

Ooooh, it's very pretty that's for sure!

Dangles it in front of Mustard's face. I might have Ray Toro's mask! I might have Ray Toro's mask!

Amyranth said...

D'arcy was the bassist in the Smashing Pumpkins.

Um.. 1979 is one of my favorite songs of theirs.

-A

ergoproxy said...

I thought the one with the missing teeth could be Ray's

or the asian looking one bottom right as he likes japan

middle one looks like Gerards


hello K

and yes the possible options the questions bring up makes them great for discussions

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello San I personally like no face from spirited away and and cat bus

Smoke said...

Hi and bye, Jules! :)

Smoke said...

Back in a bit! I gots to go showerzzz!!!!!

sdock10 said...

Amy,

Oh! Smoke was da Punkinhead, sorry. I was clueless.

sdock10 said...

I gots to go wash dishes.

Grrr......

Anonymous said...

Well, Frank had x's on his eyes for Revenge era. Unless they were like, let's throw them off!

I don't know.

sally said...

martha jones, i was toying around with no face, but decided on san.

my neighbor totoro is awesome!

ergoproxy said...

Miekey did kind of "find his cool" didn't he

marriage must agree with him, he seemed so laid back when I saw them

Amyranth said...

So Solly and Smoke, is the DVD and CD actually worth buying? I wasn't sure so I didn't order it or anything.

-A

Anonymous said...

Props to Matt Cortez for holding this band together for a short while. Yay for him. :)



And I still say Raymond painted the middle one. Why, you ask? Well, because it has the most intricate detail and only someone of Raymond's calibur, you know, with him having finger skillz and all, would be able to produce such a fine piece of artwork with all the fancy artsy stuffs.


NEXT UP!

MCR Does Masquerade Balls!

Anonymous said...

Mikey is pretty cool, but he is still pretty "sketchy" and "blinky". I am not sure if that is some sort of nerous tick or side effects from meds.

Still, he is pretty cool.

sdock10 said...

Re: the maskeseses I dunno, really.


Re: the DVD, it's totally just 2 live performances. No interview, no backstage footage except the high fives before Mexico, but if you love watching this band do what they do best, then yes it's totally worth it. The Maxwell show was great!

I haven't listened to the CD yet.

Anonymous said...

Dangles it in front of Mustard's face. I might have Ray Toro's mask! I might have Ray Toro's mask!

Do not taunt.

ergoproxy said...

I love Spirited Away and Howls Moving Castle

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