Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

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ergoproxy said...

elena


he he he

Amyranth said...

Slow News Day, J.

-A

toujours said...

i'm here, j.

i just haven't budged from the couch is all.

it's difficult to cling to it during the page change, but dammit, this is my spot!

Original Punk J said...

Ok, I have to ask: what's the deal with "squishy"?

elena said...

Amy didn't you know Mayo offered cryptic lessons?

Oh yes, it's quite the interesting course.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

You could call me a car lover
'Cos I love it in a motor
And the way it feels
To ride around on new wheels.

I hardly know you
But I think I'm going to
Let's go siesta
In your Ford Fiesta

Here we go again
I'm riding in your car
Let me count to ten
'Cos it's gone way too far
Up my street to nowhere
You know what detours are
Here we go again
And it's gone way too far

Sometimes I just can't function
My heart's spaghetti junction
Every shining bonnet
Makes me think of my back on it.

I just can't escape the feeling
That I'd rather be free wheeling
In every little Honda
There may lurk a Peter Fonda, ho

Here we go again
I'm riding in your car
Let me count to ten
'Cos it's gone way too far
Up my street to nowhere
You know what detours are
Here we go again
And it's gone way too far

Amyranth said...

Elena, it's possible he mentioned it once. But I thought he was talking about making a milkshake in the cat's chocolate banana pajamas.

You never know.

-A

elena said...

Original Punk J said...
Ok, I have to ask: what's the deal with "squishy"?


Oh yeah, Ergo....wanna explain that one? LOL

JocelynHolly said...

Woaah, I went for a walk and just forgot to say goodbye!

Whoops, so HI AGAIN EVERYONE! =D

Original Punk J said...

*comes back in den from looking upstairs*

Nope, it's not in the bedside table drawer, Anon. Nor is it behind any doors, under any carpets, scraped onto couch legs, or...

Wait a minute. Let me check the shower.

ergoproxy said...

J all you need to know is:

"Is too!"

and Fred would be disappointed if I didn't say it

elena said...

Amyranth...I love you. You are always making me laugh like an idiot!

ergoproxy said...

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine

ergoproxy said...

And he shall be my Squishy

Original Punk J said...

Well, ok Ergo, if that's how you want to be...

Hey, you weren't talking about my mind, were you, when you said squishy? *looks about anxiously*

Anonymous said...

Nice nabbing the top spot, nice nabbing the threes, or nice fanpoodling? ;D

JocelynHolly said...

FINDING NEMOOOO!

Amyranth said...

*winks at Elena*

XD

-A

toujours said...

O_O


paperheart....??

Original Punk J said...

"In the Car"
by Barenaked Ladies


She fed me strawberries and
freezer-burned ice cream
I said "Goodbye, I guess"
She lifted up her dress
and so I must confess,
we made out one more time
before I left for good
She thought I'd come back but I
wouldn't want to seem like other guys

A book-and-record love,
we sat and read our books,
between those longing looks,
compounded by our fear,
My tongue inside her ear,
my tongue inside her
in the basement of her mother's
house where she once taped the
first three sides of Sandanista for my car.

We were looking for ourselves
and found each other
In the Car
it was rare to do much more
than simply mess around
In the Car
It was mostly mutual masturbation
And though we spoke of penetration
I'd have to wait for someone else to try it out

Once I had this dream
where I slept with her mom
A secret all along, unless I've got this wrong
Unless she hears this song
unless she hears it
on a tape inside her car
with her new husband and she
turns to him and says "I think that's me"

In the Car
We were looking for ourselves
but found each other
In the Car
We groped for excuses
not to be alone anymore
In the Car
We were waiting for our lives
to start their endings
In the Car
We were never making love
We were never making love
We were never making love

Amyranth said...

J, I highly doubt your brain is in the shower.

I thought you learned your lesson after the last bit of mildew you found on it.

-A

Anonymous said...

Amy, I enjoyed reading about your " remedies" the other night ;)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

lol

Amyranth said...

Hahhaa PH!

(I keep typing OH and eventually someone, someday is going to think I'm taking to Ohio.)

-A

JocelynHolly said...

TJ...

=]

ergoproxy said...

J I'm only doing it to annoy elena
it's nothing important
something fred and I were discussing yesterday

but she knows I really don't mean it.....



























...well maybe a teeny bit

toujours said...

you're weird, paperheart.

i like that. ♥

Amyranth said...

Anon, in all seriousness, sometimes nothing is a better remedy than a warm body. Whether that person is cuddling you, massaging your feet or neck, or even rubbing his junk on your washing machine.

XD

-A

ergoproxy said...

oh yes amy! I loved your prescriptions

you have a real gift for figuring out the perfect cure

JocelynHolly said...

Awwwh thanks Teej. ^_^

elena said...

Ergo...


Not squishy


Not yours

And leave Fred out of this. She is totally wrong!

Anonymous said...

Zora's Domain on its way, TJ.

Original Punk J said...

Ergo, anything to annoy Elena is ok by me! heeheehee

Sorry, Elena, had to go there.

Amy, you never know. That thing crawls away from me every chance it gets. And it says it needs to be cleaned and washed several times a day b/c of, you know, the way I think. :P

HEY PH! RAWR! :) How's it going?

Anonymous said...

PH, hey! I love that movie.

Hey, did you guys see me nab 4041? That adds up to 9. I am not even trying, wtf.

Anonymous said...

Hey again everyone

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, I need to get going. Have a good night, I am off to do some more fanpoodling. ^_^

JocelynHolly said...

J, RAAAAAAWR- duuudee.

I'm alright, how are you? =]

toujours said...

oooh! really? cool, thanks kapunua! :D

man, i'll never forget the first time i walked in there. i was kinda weirded out by the music, a bit spooked, you know? but at the same time, it was so peaceful.

i swear, i would travel to hyrule for vacation, if it were a real place.

JocelynHolly said...

Hello and Goodnight Jules!! *HUG*
RAAAAAWR


Bonjour BC! ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello bc goodnight kapu

ergoproxy said...

oh that "Oh yes amy!!" was NOT about junk on washing machines!!

XD

elena said...

Okay J

I'll remember that.....

*picks up her marbles and goes home*

Wait, I lost my marbles years ago!

Anonymous said...

Yes amy, kinda brings a new meaning to blue pill or red pill.

More like blue briefs or the dude in the red ones?

even rubbing his junk on your washing machine.

What a waste ^_~

Amyranth said...

That's odd J. My brain never says anything of the sort. In fact, it's rather like a bratty child, double-dog daring me to say things like "COCKSUCKER!" while the manager is in the next room taking a speakerphone manager's call.

-A

toujours said...

oh, and good night to you, kapunua. (i'm so slow...)

and hey again bc. :)

Original Punk J said...

or even rubbing his junk on your washing machine.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know what makes this funnier to me? L and I used to use the phrase "doing laundry" as a joking euphemism for, uh, self-gratification, if you get my drift.

Like if you call someone and ask what they're doing, and they say, "I'm doing laundry", you would say, "Oh REALLY? 'Doing laundry', you say? Need a private moment?"

We're evil, through and through.

PH, I'm alright, except I've lost my mind. If you see it, please bring it to me, would you?

HEY BC! Got your email, haven't answered it yet, but will do so soon. :)

ergoproxy said...

goodnight K sweet dreams


PH finding Nemo is a great movie


sorry elena , I'll be good now

*hopes she can't see fingers crossed behind back*

Amyranth said...

Anon, always a waste. I have a gay friend who is gorgeous, but, alas, gay. He would make some rather lovely contributions to human society I think.

Ergo, I never thought it for a second! XD

-A

Original Punk J said...

Wait, I lost my marbles years ago!


Maybe they're with my mind?

JocelynHolly said...

J, okay I promise I will! BUT only if you promise to bring mine to me if you find it, okay? =D

toujours said...

ok. this has been in my head all day long, and i do not exaggerate:

everybody in the whole place whole place,
everybody in the whole place whole place,
everybody in the whole place whole place,
everybody in the whole place whole place,
everybody in the whole place whole place,
everybody in the whole place whole place,
clap your hands.




help.
me.

Anonymous said...

my friend uses the word, pliable instead of squishy. ;-)

Amyranth said...

Like if you call someone and ask what they're doing, and they say, "I'm doing laundry", you would say, "Oh REALLY? 'Doing laundry', you say? Need a private moment?"

So what does it mean when they "take a trip to the laundromat"?

-A

JocelynHolly said...

ERGO! It really is, but don't watch it with my friend Michelle, she knows every single line from the movie, and she WILL repeat it all throughout the movie!

:P

Original Punk J said...

Bubbles my friend, you have a deal. :)

Mine gets sort of dirty sometimes, so maybe you should wear latex gloves when touching it...

TJ, this might call for a Gerardorcism. I'll just ring up the neighborhood exorcist...

Hmm. Seems that Bert's not home right now. I left a message, though! (See, I'm evil.)

Amyranth said...

Teej


Stop! Take some time to think
Figure out what's important to you
Stop! Take some time to think
Figure out what's important to you
Stop! Take some time to think
Figure out what's important to you
Stop! Take some time to think
Figure out what's important to you


-A

Anonymous said...

just think of the chicken song...

what is a wedding reception without the chicken song. :-)

Do they have that in the UK and Down under?

Amyranth said...

what is a wedding reception without the chicken song. :-)

And the Macarena, and "You've lost that lovin' feelin", and the YMCA, and for some GODAWFUL REASON The Hampster Dance.

Man, I'm DJ'ing my own wedding.

-A

Anonymous said...

Bonjour grasshopper, how are you tonight? Hi Ergo, mj, Amy, TJ, Elena, anon. Hi J, how are you? *hugs.*

ergoproxy said...

pliable is a good one anon

hey elena!!!

pliable

is that better?


oh TJ now I am giggling because of
"Mexico fish ingrarr" and "testicle jump"

Anonymous said...

Y M C A yeah!

Hocky Pocky too! (sp?)

Amyranth said...

Hiya BC!

I'm listening to old 90's techno.

Yup.

-A

Amyranth said...

Oh GOD, the Hokey Pokey.

Okay, yeah. No DJ at my wedding. Me and my frigging MP3 Player, and if it isn't on there, it AIN'T getting played!

-A

JocelynHolly said...

J, that shouldn't be a problem. My mind gets pretty nasty sometimes too. ^_-


BC, I am just fucking fantastic, how are you? =D

(PH is hyper)

ergoproxy said...

hi BC!


we do have the chicken dance, and at weddings!

my DJ played the macarena (thank god the only thing)

but we also get Nutbush City Limits and

what on earth is the Hamster Dance?

ergoproxy said...

I have a badge on my handbag that says "what if the Hokey Pokey IS really what it's all about"

Amyranth said...

Ergo, if you really wanna know, hit youtube and type in "hampster dance".

And, in advance, I'm sorry.

-A

elena said...

ergoproxy said...
pliable is a good one anon

hey elena!!!

pliable

is that better?



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not squishy Not pliable....

Amyranth said...

Invertable?

-A

Original Punk J said...

"Pliable" vs. "squishy". Neither one sounds desirable. I've always thought of the word "floppy". ;)

If I ever do marry, there will NOT be the Hokey Pokey, the Chicken Dance, the Hamster Song (whatever the fuck THAT is), no Everly Brothers, no long white dress, no tuxedo, no soap and tin cans on the car.

All-Punk Wedding. Jeans, t-shirts, liquor, food, and a live band! YEAH!

Amyranth said...

Mine will be traditional. Church, white dress, faking my virginity before the honeymoon. You know, a good Catholic wedding.

-A

ergoproxy said...

oh no floppy doesn't work at all!

flexible could be good


though I like "comfortably upholstered"

Original Punk J said...

ergoproxy said...
oh no floppy doesn't work at all!

flexible could be good


though I like "comfortably upholstered"

July 8, 2008 12:06 AM


Are we talking about the same area of the body? Cause "comfortably upholstered" does NOT correllate well with what I'm thinking of!

Anonymous said...

i don't know much
but i know i


you know.

toujours said...

*lying comatose on the floor from brain damage*

*earworm overload*

JocelynHolly said...

My Wedding (if one is to take place), shall be traditional with a twist, small, and outdoors.
=]

I want the reception outside under the stars with a fireworks display at the end. =]


But then again, I don't want to get married.

Anonymous said...

Grasshopper, are you drinking coffee again? :D

If so, what's sad is that I miss hearing you say that you're drinking coffee. Old times :)

I'm doing a-okay!

Amy, don't tell anyone but...

Sometimes I still listen to eurodance :O

J, a punk wedding? Awesome! Mines is gonna be pure rock and roll ^_^

Anonymous said...

i think i do. i hope i do.

i've decided to believe i do.

Anonymous said...

white dress, faking my virginity before the honeymoon

you make me laugh :)

Amyranth said...

BC, me too! I have my old Euro Dance mix tapes from the mid 90's. Oh well. People smoke, but Euro Dance isn't hazardous to your health!

-A

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

white dress, faking my virginity before the honeymoon

you make me laugh :)

*winks*

Glad to hear it.

-A

JocelynHolly said...

Grasshopper, are you drinking coffee again? :D

If so, what's sad is that I miss hearing you say that you're drinking coffee. Old times :)

I'm doing a-okay!


I miss those days too BC! I'm not drinking coffee right now, BUT I WAS. =]

My friend and I decided to wake up SUPER early tomorrow to walk to Tim Horton's to get coffee. =D

elena said...

comfortably upholstered?

comfortably upholstered?


No no no.

ergoproxy said...

J no we aren't lol


I loved my wedding, in a small church, photos by the beach, fabulous flowers and great food.
I would have love fireworks but the venue is right under the flight path :(

toujours said...

*rouses from coma*

eh, weddings?

mine was fully pagan. handfasted, jumped the brrom, outdoor sacred circle, the whole shebang.

no rings...we made symbolic necklaces for each other.

(pagans tend toward the hokey side of things...)




it was nice.

been there, done that.


now where the hell's my tshirt?? D:

toujours said...

"jumped the broom"


must still be a little comatose.

Original Punk J said...

PH, the married part sounds pretty good to me, but only if he's The One.

KIDS, now, that's right out. Besides, I'm a tad bit old for that. Plus the diabetes, could get rough.

BC, rock 'n' roll wedding! YEAH!

Maybe my wedding march should be the Ramones' "I Wanna Be Sedated". :D

L wants "White Wedding" at hers.

12.09 and 12.11, are you...

*whispers*

...in love?

ergoproxy said...

elena can you check gmail for a sec?

Anonymous said...

anons, please email each other.

12:11, if I didn't know better, I'd say you sound exactly like a regular here.

Anonymous said...

always

ergoproxy said...

goodnight J sweet dreams, say gidday to L for me

JocelynHolly said...

Hmmm...

Alot of marriages these days end in divorces and seperations, which I don't want. If you really really do love someone, you don't need to get married to show that. Just in my opinion. But a wedding would be nice. =]

Amyranth said...

*giggles*

"Beat on the Brat" maybe, J?

We're going in to a traditional gaelic song, but marching out to the HNIC theme.

Shh! Don't tell TSN!

-A

Anonymous said...

always ♥

toujours said...

PH, the married part sounds pretty good to me, but only if he's The One.

the highlander...?



good night j. :)

Amyranth said...

PH, I think it's the symbolism of it all.

And the party.

-A

Anonymous said...

it was you toujours

Amyranth said...

toujours said...

PH, the married part sounds pretty good to me, but only if he's The One.

the highlander...?


*cackles*

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

God damn it it's going to be 106 tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

OMG

Amyranth said...

MJ, come to Calgary. They're forecasting heavy rain, with a side of possible tornadoes!

-A

toujours said...

*cackles*

-A


:D

JocelynHolly said...

True, Amy.

I think I'm scared to get married one day.

Anonymous said...

Ph, the only way I'd get married is knowing that I can annoy my future husband for the rest of my life >:)

Amyranth said...

Teej, I will never be able to read Cosmo again!

"Have you found The One?"

"How to know if he's The One!"

"What do you do when The One doesn't want you?"

I'll have to start hanging out in the magazines on bad days, scaring people away by cackling at girl's mags on finding a husband.

-A

ergoproxy said...

PH no one needs the piece of paper, but if you chance upon the right one it'll probably seem the natural thing to want to do.
I believe personally it's good for children that the parents have made a serious decision about their commitment, whether it is traditional or not
too many people approach it with the idea that if it's hard they can get out
There is never a guarantee it'll last forever, but a serious and eyes wide open mind set is vital. It's work but it's rewarding

JocelynHolly said...

Come to Winnipeg! We're in for thunderstorms tonight! =D

Amyranth said...

PH, you're only a young'un now anyway. I was 17 when I got my first marriage proposal. Did I stay? Hell no!

25 now, and still waiting for Mister to get up off his arse.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hey Amy I will send you some heat if you send me some rain. And if you send me rain all of California will sing your praise

ergoproxy said...

woooooooooooo

supermassive black hole!!!!!

*watching Haarp*


BC - oh you do! and they do it right back atcha! ;)

toujours said...

Teej, I will never be able to read Cosmo again!

welcome to my world, amyranth. christophe lambert and adrian paul: two more warping factors in my twisted little head.

:D

Anonymous said...

well make that two

Original Punk J said...

Ergo, uhhh...I'm not going to bed yet. I'm still here. Having to stop occasionally to get Rain out of mischief.

I still say "floppy". :)

ergoproxy said...

amy I was 21 and yikes! so glad I got away

then had to wait another 9 years :( but I 'spoooooooooooose he's worth it :)

JocelynHolly said...

Haha, oh BUT I am married.

To a wonderful star by the name of Fimble. =]

ILY HUN!<3

*hopes the message gets to FS somehow ^_^*

Anonymous said...

Highlander? Lol

That's what I thought grasshopper. You *were* drinking coffee ^_^

And I agree about your seperation/divorce comment. That's the main reason why I don't want to get married, but it'll be nice if I did someday, with the right person.

Goodnight J, sweet dreams to you and L. Yeah, a rock and roll wedding. I don't want a traditional wedding; those are boring, to me.

I'm hiring one of my fave bands, only I'll ensure that every quest will wear earplugs and that my dress will be either Victorian or a corset one ^_^

toujours said...

oh! it's so bad that one year for halloween my ex and i dressed at the highlander (him, complete with plastic sword hidden in his duster) and watcher (me, all city chic with a hand-drawn tattoo on my wrist).

we loved it.


no one else got it. :/


(they liked him better as a bearded xena.)

elena said...

TJ

What's your favorite part of the new DVD?

JocelynHolly said...

BC, tomorrow morning, after my walk to Timmie's, I'll come straight here to Mayo's and inform everyone that I am drinking coffee. ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Amy if you send the rain hundreds of firemen will fall at your feet and worship you like a goddess

ergoproxy said...

oh sorry J
misread you


floppy - no


yeilding?

toujours said...

oh, elena -- i'm not sure! but i giggle when gerard complains in the maxwell part that he belongs to a band that's "too damn loud".

lol

and when ray answers that they're ready. :)


and the black parade part reminds me so much of my two shows...

can i say the whole damn thing is my favorite part?

toujours said...

oh! wait! elena i know!

my favorite part is the new song.

:)

Anonymous said...

Ergo, lol! I can't wait ^_^

Amy, I find the " How to find the one" articles in those magazines to be ridiculous because it sounds as if a magazine has to pressure women to find The One. I think it doesn't matter if he's "the one" or not, as long as he is a good person, with great morals and values, and decency, and a great personality

elena said...

TJ

You can say the whole thing is your favorite....

Anonymous said...

Haha, please do that PH! It'll be music to my ears, lol.

MJ, major lols :D

Original Punk J said...

PH, the married part sounds pretty good to me, but only if he's The One.

the highlander...?


Yes. The Highlander is my secret lover. We will marry at midnight upon his return from the battle.

JocelynHolly said...

TJ, is the DVD worth buying?

I wasn't sure if I'd like it, so I've been debating whether or not to purchase it.

JocelynHolly said...

BC, sounds like an awesome plan :D

toujours said...

*grips paperheart's shoulders firmly*

*looks deeply and intently into her eyes*


paperheart.

it is so worth it.

buy it.

elena said...

Paperheart.....


Buy it buy it buy it

ergoproxy said...

gosh if the Highlander is THE ONE lucky he lives so long 'cause there are a lot of women waiting for him

JocelynHolly said...

*picks self up*

*brushes self off*

Well, if Toujours AND Elena say it is a must, then I guess I HAVE to buy it! =D

toujours said...

Yes. The Highlander is my secret lover. We will marry at midnight upon his return from the battle.

wait. which one, j.?

christophe lambert, or adrian paul?


cuz....um...

*digs toe in the dust*

i kinda have a soft spot for adrian paul, if you don't mind.

or mythos.
he was cool.

Original Punk J said...

Ergo, there ARE NO OTHER WOMEN. There is only ME. And he KNOWS IT.

Anonymous said...

*deep majestic voice*

BUY IT

toujours said...

*picks self up*

*brushes self off*


er. um, sorry about that paperheart. *heh*

*sweatdrop*


*dusts you off*

Anonymous said...

in the end there can be
ONLY ONE

JocelynHolly said...

*shudders and shivers*

Woaaah.

*hides behind BC from big scary finger from cloud*

toujours said...

*looks at the sky*

suddenly, we're in a python film.

Anonymous said...

J, only if you let me keep his sword ^_^

Anonymous said...

Always


toujours



always



toujours



think about it. She is the love anon.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

bc glad you had a laugh. now where is amy

toujours said...

yeah, but 12:50,

who wants to live forever?

who wants to live

fooooor-ev-er?

Original Punk J said...

TJ, to be honest, I wouldn't want either one of them, but I'll take CL, just for you. How's that?

Anonymous said...

Ni!


hang on what are we doing here?

Anonymous said...

no
she isnt always

toujours said...

yay! thanks j.! :D

hey, you know what? i solved my earworm problem.

i decided to fight gerard with gerard (lol) -- i'm taking massive doses of "song 2" and "astro zombies".

cured!


prime directive exterminate!

Anonymous said...

Always could be anyone

Always could be a person who wants to believe in the illusion

For their sake, I do hope they personally know each other

Anonymous said...

We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Neeee-wommmm! A SHRUBBERY!!!!

Anonymous said...

Personally, I'd pick Adrian Paul. Aww PH, don't worry, I'll protoct you from the finger's wrath ^_^

Anonymous said...

Sry, my computer went 'splody.

BRB, going to the moon.

-A isn't signed in because.... she's going to the moon.

elena said...

TJ

You have dueling Gerards?

JocelynHolly said...

Thanks BC! ^_^

I am off to bed for tonight. I need to get up early for coffee!!! =D


Mayonaise and SS, you both are missed. Where the fuck are you guys now-a-days? Summer vacation for you guys too? :P Kiddding.

Teehee, I'm too hyper to sleep, but I know I'm getting coffee in the morning so that will help me sleep :)


PACTUM SERVA
<3
xoxox

toujours said...

elena.



.....

maybe.




:D

JocelynHolly said...

Amy, I love the moon.

Can I come with you to the moon?

I want to live on the moon.

*slaps self to knock sense into self and scurries off to bed*

=D

Rawr

toujours said...

good night paperheart. :)

amyranth, so sry your puter went splody. :(

rip puter

Original Punk J said...

Anon, who do you think Always is?

Anonymous said...

Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

Anonymous said...

Hey, did you guys see this interview from 2004? Parts of it were included on LOTMS, but this blog has the whole interview here

As far as who would play us, I don’t really know. What do you think Mikey?

MIKEY: Bob would be played by Lou Ferrigno.

GERARD: Bob knows a lot of celebrities. He’s just knowledgeable, you know a lot of celebrities. You spit out names I don’t even know. Come on man, cast the movie, it’s your job.

BOB: Gerard…Brad Pitt. Obviously.


GERARD: Obviously.

BOB: Mikey. What was the dude we saw the other day? Caddie Shack 2 guy?

GERARD: Oh! Jackie Mason. I think Christina Ricci would play me, Brad Pitt would play Mikey.

BOB: Ray would be…that’s a rough question.

GERARD: How about Ashley Simpson.

BOB: No, Ashley Simpson would be Frank.

GERARD: Okay, Ashley Simpson will be Frank.

BOB: Definitely. Ray would be that American Idol dude.

After some discussion over which American Idol dude he was talking about…

MIKEY: OH! Clay Aiken!

GERARD: Okay that works. We’ve gotten it all.

Anonymous said...

12:55 how would you know?

ergoproxy said...

goodnight PH sweet (hopefully not too hyper) dreams

Anonymous said...

everybody in the whole place whole place,
everybody in the whole place whole place,
everybody in the whole place whole place,
everybody in the whole place whole place,
everybody in the whole place whole place,
everybody in the whole place whole place,
clap your hands.


claps for toujours! yay.glad to see you are having a bit of fun here
Hello all.

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight PH! Enjoy your coffee!

Anonymous said...

Goodnight PH, sweet dreams!

RIP Amy's computer :(

Hi anons

toujours said...

hey 1:05, hi! :)

you've got to tag yourself if you're going to come around more often, then we can yell your name like on "cheers". :)

it's awkward shouting out a timestamp.

ergoproxy said...

oh Matt Bellamy's voice does something to my insides...

....in a very good way

(esp the end of Time is Running out on haarp)

Amyranth said...

Owwwwwwwie...

-A

Anonymous said...

Original Punk J, I don't really know.

I just question why two loves would appear on a blog.

All of you who have developed friendships here email each other.

If it is a serious relationship, and not role play, they would be emailing each other, and keeping it private.

So either it's a game, or they don't know each other.

Anonymous said...

Hello clapping hands anon

ergoproxy said...

hi 1:05!

Anonymous said...

What's wrong Amy?

Amyranth said...

Anon, it's kinda romantic in a way though. We've got a paper here, with a column called "I Saw You!" and people post little love notes in there all the time. They're cute to read when you're in a good mood.

-A

ergoproxy said...

Clay Aiken!!!!

@_@


nooooooooooooooo!

Anonymous said...

laughs.thats funny,clapping hands anon
hello BC, Ergo,A, anon(s)

alrighty teej I will use what i used last night.
Not Love anon. sounds terrible but it was the only way to distinguish from the love song anon(s)

Original Punk J said...

Hello 1.05, how are you?

"Always" Anon, maybe circumstances prevent them from emailing. You never know the backstory, so who are we to judge?

ergoproxy said...

not love anon
so was the *POOF* comfy?

nice to see you back

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am going to say goodnight because when I get back most of you will be gone. The dog was sprayed by a skunk . So I am off to wash the dog.

Original Punk J said...

Ergo, Elena's computer threw her waaaaaaaaaaaaaay off right after you sent her those pics. She wanted me to tell you.

Amyranth said...

BC, bum is a little sore from riding my bike yesterday. I need a wider seat.

-A

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Martha, enjoy your, uh, well, yeah. :)

ergoproxy said...

haha it cannot handle pics of the master of all guitar work!!!

Anonymous said...

3:11 said...
3:46
Yes, Always more Always for My Love.
July 5, 2008 3:57 AM


how i know
that was me.
not known to you.

elena said...

Ray broke my computer......


It got a hairball

ergoproxy said...

too much man for it to handle!

toujours said...

"not love anon" huh?

well...if you're happy with it. :)

glad to see you back here.

Anonymous said...

Hi! opj,MJ,Elena

yes ergo all of a sudden *poof* i was here.what a relief.whew

elena said...

Hi anon

Ergo....it was the power of the fro

Anonymous said...

Original Punk J, true, I don't know. Only curious.

It's none of my business. As long as no one gets hurt, it really does not matter if they are playing.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight mj, sweet dreams. Poor Amy's bum and mj's dog :(

Thanks anon. I couldn't come up with a name, so I just went with that :)

Clay aiken reminds me too much of Chucky 0_o

Amyranth said...

MEOW!

-A

Amyranth said...

PWND.

-A

Anonymous said...

oops. forgot to use a name.
no teej, i really dont like it.
i have no idea what to use

ergoproxy said...

lucky anon

I think the *poof* is having a nice day, it doesn't appear to have gotten anyone yet

Anonymous said...

Hi elena

ergoproxy said...

not love anon how about *unpoofed*?

toujours said...

well, "n.l." anon, what's your favorite food? or childhood game? or pet name? or sport team?

:)

Anonymous said...

Goodnight MJ.

yay for amy! throws confetti.
anyone for champagne? hands out very full fluted glasses

Original Punk J said...

So how many Anons are here right now? Could we get a roll call?

Anonymous said...

Congrats Amy! Anon, I'm still gonna call you clapping hands anon :)

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