Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

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MissTottenham said...

Hi again fimmy, you dirty girl.



That's such a shame Amy. I hate all this gang crap.

Fimble Star said...

less of it sheffy wag, less of it :)

MissTottenham said...

LMAO fim.


WOW indeed. Don't you go balming your cheekiness on jetlag young missus.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Ergo :)

Toujours perhaps think of this space as an extra facet, or an additional dimension to "real" life.

The friends you have here, are just as real as out there.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't know who was here when i first came in so


hello again

Amyranth said...

Fimn, getting a little weird.

We hired a bunch of new people to work in the store. There was a chemical spill in the warehouse, so after myself a couple of others cleaned it up, we went out for a breather, and one of the new kids caught up with us:

N00B - Wow! I forgot! I'm gonna need a belt too!

Staff - Yeah, it'll come in handy eventually

N00B - *puzzled* When?

Me - When you need to hang yourself.


Yeah, I need to get out of there.

And Teej, sorry for buggering off on you yesterday, we had a wicked storm roll through. Lightning struck in the yard next to mine, so I'm glad I shut the computer down!

-A

MissTottenham said...

Hi again MJ sweetie.

Fimble Star said...

lol amy, run, run whilst you can. Have you anything else lined up?

Hello Martha, how are you?

Anonymous said...

Hi fimmy, it's good to see you again. Hi Amy, I'm sorry to hear the news :(

You're welcome TJ. I hope the encouragement and support will help you a lot :)

Fimble Star said...

hey there bc, good to see you as well. how are you and what you bee up to?

toujours said...

The friends you have here, are just as real as out there.

even perhaps more real, anon, because here i seem not to be able to hold anything back, and so i know in my heart that the people here like me for who i am, and i trust them.

plus, the friends i have made here who i have also now met "outside" are proving to be very real in both realms.

i think the friendships made here are very strong, indeed.

but i always doubt myself, you see. not my friends, but me. so sometimes i wonder maybe what i feel is imaginary?

most of the time, i know it's not. this is a good place, with good people. i consider myself very fortunate.

even if i do tend to spam up this blog something fierce!





hello martha, and anyone else i have neglected!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

i am well how is everybody

MissTottenham said...

Well, it is that time again.


Goodnight everyone. Have fun.

Until we meet again *blows kisses*

Nighty night all.

toujours said...

it's okay amyranth! crispy blogsib is not a favorite item of mine! lol

Amyranth said...

Fimn, not yet. But I'm planning a little vacation after I leave anyway, so I suppose so long as the money doesn't run out we should be fine.

-A

toujours said...

good night miss t. :)

Amyranth said...

*grins at Teej*

Yeah, there isn't enough lotion in the world to help me come back from that.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Goodnight, Miss T :)

ergoproxy said...

TJ last I looked I was real ;)adn you look pretty solid in your photos

it is an extra facet to real life, somewhere to connect differently but still meaningfully


amy I wondered where you got to, but very good choice to shut down computer!
at least we know the *POOF* didn't get you

toujours said...

you could do your own charcoal drawings though, amyranth.

*wicked grin*

ergoproxy said...

goodnight and sweet dreams missT

Fimble Star said...

goodnight sheffy wag, sweet dreams.

amy, where abouts are you going to vacation?


rw, are you still sat on top of dickie?

toujours said...

ergo, if you're not real, then who keeps sending me text messages from australia??

Anonymous said...

I'm good fimmy, but sweating a lot, but I'll be alright. I had a pretty active weekend, but it was good.

ergoproxy said...

wombat?

Fimble Star said...

what did you do bc?

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Miss T

resurrected wreck said...

Never you mind about me and Dickie, missus!

Amyranth said...

*grins cheekily at Teej*

I've always wanted to be done in charcoals you know.

Fimn, probably just on my living room floor in my underwear. If I want exotic, I'll go to the basement.

-A

Anonymous said...

Fim, I did a bit of swimming, went to the movies with my nephew and bro, went to a festival on Saturday, and drunk a bit(I still feel a bit crappy from it) I had a good time.

How was your weekend?

Fimble Star said...

what are you up to rw?

Fimble Star said...

well then amy, sounds like fun. be sure to take lots of pictures so that you can show us and mayo the scenery. lol

Fimble Star said...

it was fun bc, i went out on friday night and decided i drank far to much. then i packed on saturday and stayed in the ngith time. sunday was spent all day travelling on jet planes all by myself lol.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

goodnight miss t

resurrected wreck said...

I just finished a spaghetti dinner, Fimmy.

What are you up to?

toujours said...

wombat? oh, of course.

i have imaginary friends, but an actual wombat is sending me text messages.

mm-hmm.

Fimble Star said...

just finished putting pictures up, now talkign to friends and catching up on scandals and important information that i missed whilst i was away.

i am on m/s and some freaky dude keeps asking me all these random questions.

Anonymous said...

That sounds like fun fim ^_^

RW, spaghetti dinner? Lucky you. I think I'm gonna go lay down for a bit. Be back later.

Magic Pie said...

wow, a whole page without an asshat anon. shocking.

hello all.

Fimble Star said...

bye bc, i hope you are feeling better ok

resurrected wreck said...

Bye for now, BC :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Magic Pie! :D

How's things?

resurrected wreck said...

m/s?

ergoproxy said...

apparently TJ they are very talented!

can't wait for the holiday snaps amy!

Magic Pie said...

Hi RW. Just stopping by for a sec or two. I have to work a 12 hour evil shift tomorrow so I must get my sleepage. Hope you are doing well.

Fimble Star said...

*wipes eyes*

is that you magic

wow it is, i have missed you. i was going to send you an email on f/b today. how are you?

Fimble Star said...

myspace, rw

Magic Pie said...

Hi Fimble,

I'm good. Tired and a little hurty in the neck. You?

resurrected wreck said...

12 hours??

>_<

Smoke said...

DOMINO MOTHERFUCKER!

Ha! I know how to make an entrance, yes? ^_~

Whatchoo people up to tonight?

I'm about to go take a shower but I'll be back.

FIMMY! I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK ON OUR TIME! YAY! ♥♥♥

TJ,

I know you'll be fine. I know it. You have so much strength and you amaze me. Happy thoughts and pink bubbles.

Okay, back in a bit!

*sorry about yelling DOMINO MOTHERFUCKER, Mayo*

Ha! I really just wanted to say it again. You know you want to!

resurrected wreck said...

Is there a chat on Myspace, Fim?

Magic Pie said...

yeah I took some overtime because I need the money. I did two 12 hours shifts last week as well. Gotta get all the money I can before going back to school.

Horrendous but necessary.

Smoke said...

12 hours sucks ass, Magic Pie. I know. I just did it. >_<

Okay, byeeeeeeee! Back in a bit!

toujours said...

see ya, bc. and hello magic pie. :)

here, take my spot on the couch. i'm goign to go ecto for a while, and play with some pics i took yesterday.

be back later (or, not really gone because i'll be hovering. *smirk*)




thoughtful anon, thank you for your lovely and considerate words. you heartened me, as well as gave me things to think about. i appreciate you taking the time to talk with me.


see you guys later.

you, too, mayo. :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello mp goodbye bc and mp


fs you be careful. that dude is either a 13year or a 30+ who thinks you are 13

Magic Pie said...

lol it does suck, smoke. But I asked for it so it's my fault ;)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, S&V! :)

Magic Pie said...

bye toujours and hello MJ!

resurrected wreck said...

S&V, I gotchoo a sparkly dragonfly clip for your hair & a frosty summer beverage with umbrellas in it.

ergoproxy said...

hello MP! how are you?

I'm good hope you sleep well and have a good shift

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good night, TJ :)

Magic Pie said...

Hello Ergo and thanks!

Magic Pie said...

Well, I'd best be on my way. My neck is seriously kinking up a storm right now and my fluffy pillow beckons.

Have a relaxing evening, ladies!

resurrected wreck said...

Have a lovely evening, Magic Pie :) Nice to see you again!

Fimble Star said...

hi and bye smok.

magic, i am ok bit nackered but other then that i am over the moon :)

martha, you made me lol and i shouldnt of down lol.

rw, they have chat i think btu i have never been on it. just random email out of the blue.

Fimble Star said...

bye magic, nice to see you and hope your long hours fly by for you.

bye tj, take care ok.

ergoproxy said...

see you TJ

hi smoke

resurrected wreck said...

I get random emails there too, Fim. But I'm so rarely on Myspace, maybe once ever couple of months or so.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Playing catch up because blogger is being a big bitch

goodbye tj

Hello S&v

Anonymous said...

FIMBLE STAAARRR~

Guys I will be on AIM after a shower. Tonight was throw-downs and floor joint-locks and I rolled around for a good hour or so with Beautiful Boy. I have to keep reminding myself that this is fighting and not cuddling (although during a choke once he jokingly hugged me and laughed and said, "Haha, it doesn't really seem like fighting, does it?") and that I have to be concentrating on things like, "How can I best avoid having my arm broken right now?" instead of, "What sweet lips." LOL@ME.

But before I go, TOUJOURS:

ergo, thanks for the tips. it's just ridiculous that my first thought talking to the surgeon was, well, what can you do to minimize the scar?

There actually is a product called Scargo thta is said to really minimize scars. I can get my hands on a bottle of it and send it to you if you want, but...

especially after all that sincere mumbo-jumbo last night. i guess, no matter how i meant what i said last night, about the battle scars and all that (which i do believe),

...but I firmly believe that scars are hot. I'm not saying that as a joke; scars are truly effing sexy. But I can still send you some after your procedure if you want.

there's still a tiny part of me that wants to be pretty.

TJ, I fight with this everyday. I tell myself that I was not put on this planet to decorate it, that beauty would ruin me, that society's standards are brutal and ridiculous, and that I'm smart and funny and that should be enough. I don't want to be shallow or vain. But every day of my life I despair because being pretty is something I just have never known, and I think sometimes that maybe it would be nice. I don't think that makes me shallow?

It definitely doesn't make you shallow, especially when you're facing something sort of invasive to begin with.

Note: Scars do not take away from beauty, if anything they add to it. I've seen pictures of you TJ and you are fully effing gorge, so STFU. ;D

Fimble Star said...

i go on now and again, thats where i keep in touch with 007 mostly so i go to catch up with her. reminds me

007, i am emailing you in the next 15 mins or so.

rw, i didnt know you had one, fancy emailing me your url? :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Dear god there is a movie coming out called space chimps. Why?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, K! :D

resurrected wreck said...

rw, i didnt know you had one, fancy emailing me your url? :)

Will do :)

Give me a minute though, as I have to search it out. I go on there so infrewuently that I often forget my password >_<

Anonymous said...

Hi! ^_^

I will be back after my shower.*




















*Cold, lol. ;D

resurrected wreck said...

Dear god there is a movie coming out called space chimps. Why?

Maybe GerZ put an order in for one.

Anonymous said...

Kapu-wreck 4 ever :D

ergoproxy said...

hello K!

Fimble Star said...

hello Jules, just shot you an email on myspace. just as you did one to moi. hope it made you laugh :)

martha, space chimps?
what on earth, are they bored or something? lol

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello kapu

ergoproxy said...

infrewuently

lol I totally read that with an Elmer Fudd voice in my head

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Lol rw.

resurrected wreck said...

Goodness, EP, I type with a lisp!

Anonymous said...

Fancy having your whole identity stripped to just a Z.

Kinda funny.

resurrected wreck said...

Kapu-wreck 4 ever :D

Or at least until the next gullible fool comes along.

*cough cough*

I mean, I luv yoo, K!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

resurrected wreck said...

Kapu-wreck 4 ever :D

Or at least until the next gullible fool comes along.

*cough cough*

I mean, I luv yoo, K!

July 7, 2008 9:24 P


RW if you really luv k you would have that write on your neck.

And every other comment you write would be

"I love my partner. She is just so amazing. Did I tell you that I loved my partner? "

ergoproxy said...

well how about that, I just found out on facebook a guy a taught is gay, we always thought so but he's come out, good for him!

resurrected wreck said...

Actually, MJ, that's K's job. My job is to talk disdainfully about her to reporters and pretend like I got my career on my own merits.

Fimble Star said...

rw, didnt work. just sent me back to my home age on there. i will send you mine and then you can add me whoop whoop

ergoproxy said...

WreckapuZ

Fimble Star said...

very good for him ergo. i didnt know you were on there as well. are you on under your email address?

Anonymous said...

WreckapuZ

translation : perfect match

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Oh I am sorry rw. in that case you aren't talking enough shit about her.

Anonymous said...

Hey Fim! I will check just as soon as I feed the birds and take the dogs out and then get on AIM. YAY!

Hi ergo!

KAPUWRECK = ♥ 4 EVER!







AND EVER!!




RUN AWAY WITH ME! And I will rent that leprechaun for you, RW. We can ride the leprechaun TOGETHER! Because the leprechaun doesn't have any feelings!

^______^ EEEEeeeeeeee!

Smoke said...

O_O

resurrected wreck said...

Thanks, K ^_^

Next week, will you buy me an elephant?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, S&V! :)

Didju see what I gots you?

Smoke said...

My pooter is being a botch. >_<

Mayo,

Why want you buy me a new one? Huh?

sdock10 said...

BlogBelieve,

G'nite and sweet dreams.

Catch you guys tomorrow.


Love ya'll BUNCHES!

Smoke said...

EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK! I did! Thank you, RW! ♥♥♥

Smoke said...

Night Solly! I'm about to head that way myself. My computer doesn't like AIM anymore. It freezes it up. >_<

ergoproxy said...

no I'm not under the one I use here fim
are you?

I can search you

resurrected wreck said...

S&V: ♥

resurrected wreck said...

Time for me to turn in. Damn this working for a living stuff, means I can't stay up all night chatting!

Have a good night, everyone :)

Fimble Star said...

i will email you ergo :)

Smoke said...

Night RW! :) Sweet dreams!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight Rw sd and S&V

Smoke said...

Fimmy! I thought I'd missed you! I was gonna get on AIM but it froze up my pooter. :(

Anonymous said...

Night, Mayo!

A high ten and a-shake-whatcha-mother-gave-ya!

Hell if I know, dude. Hell. If. I. Know.

Later, tater!



Night, SS!

Two high fives!

I hope you had an overly pleasant, couldn't get any better Monday!

See you around, dude!




Night, BlogBelieve!

Talk to you guys sometime tomorrow!



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, just because I can.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

What in the world? Where in the world are ya? Kinda missin you a little.

I'm empty tonight. Sorry.

Remember, when you do come back around, you're blog is supposed to be about the secrets to happiness. (Dude, there just has to be one and if we ever figure it out, we'll be like happy forever and ever!)

Just thought I'd throw that out there again.

Or you could just write us a story about the Viking Kittens. That would be pretty super duper badass. (According to the anon from the other night, I "like my pussies badass.") BWAH! Now, if that don't make you laugh out fucking loud, I don't know what will.

G'nite, dude. Hope you are happy, hope you are well. Hope you are smiling. Hope you are satisfied.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. (a lot)

Fimble Star said...

i am still here smok, just wasnt much going around. i saw you on aim but you went to get clean, i can smell ya from here :)

do you wanna try again, jules is due as well.

ergoproxy said...

goodnight RW sdock mustard sweet dreams

thanks fim!

ergoproxy said...

fim I just think I invited you to be my friend

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight mib

Fimble Star said...

yay ergo, accepted and you look so pretty :)

Amyranth said...

*sneak, sneak, sneak*

Anonymous said...

Fimble,

did you move back to Florida, or are you just visiting

Smoke said...

I guess we'll try again tomorrow, Fim. I iz sweepy.

Hope you all have the sweetest dreams! :)

Mayo,

Pffft. How dare you not come and talk to me today? As if. You suck. Just playing. Not really. Whatever. So. Hope you are doing okay. And yes, sweet dreams to you, too. >_<

SS!!!!!!!!

Miss you! Dude, you make me go hardy-har-har. I think I might have snorted one time when I thought about the viking kittens. Yeah, I'm almost sure I did. Not very princessy, huh? Bwah! Most princesses don't yell, "DOMINO MOTHERFUCKER!" either. Oh well. ^_~
I tell you what, if you ever want to get people's attention just yell it really loudly and see what happens. You gotta say it like Ice Cube though, 'kay? Hope all is well with you and you are doing okay. See you soon, I hope! Sweet dreams!


12 hour workday = ewwww, Mayo. Just so you know. ^_~

Night all!

Anonymous said...

Shoots, I missed everybody.

Why of course RW, i will buy you an elephant! Together, we could poke it with a stick. IN THE NAME OF TRUE LOVE.

Fimble Star said...

Moved back till my time.

ergoproxy said...

goodnight smoke

and thanks fim :)

Fimble Star said...

cool. i have a new friend lol. nice to see you on there as well. i just put some photos of the tornado up, most recent as well.

i am going to turn in, i have stayed up to a decent time to not get shot down by jet lag.

sweet dreams everyone.

Amyranth said...

Gotchu too Ergo.

It's going to be weird calling you Ergo here, and not there!

-A

ergoproxy said...

lol you can call me ergo there amy!

I think of everyone as their screen name and almost forget they aren't real names

thanks fim sweet dreams, I'll have a look at the pics

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight FS

JocelynHolly said...

Good evening everyone. =]

JocelynHolly said...

OHH GOODNIGHT WIFEY =]
I'm glad we talked earlier, even for a few minutes. =]

<3

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello ph

Anonymous said...

Why so sneaky and subtle lately?

ergoproxy said...

10:13 who's the what now?

Anonymous said...

anon 10:13

Who?

ergoproxy said...

hello PH *hug*

Anonymous said...

10:13

who, Mayo/Carmine/Gerard

Amyranth said...

Anon, Hah?

-A

Anonymous said...

You.

Amyranth said...

Me?

-A doesn't feel sneaky, and is sure as hell not subtle.

Anonymous said...

someone is getting their anons mixed up

ergoproxy said...

me?

lol confuzzling

anyhoo

616 just sent me an email, she's ok but feeling fevered and pained again
Said to say hello to all and big hug to TJ

Amyranth said...

Everything is mixed up.

-A's P isn't working well.

Anonymous said...

What else is new? Jeez.

My friend on LJ just sent me a blog with all nakie men in porn poses. Some of them are halfway decent, but one guy is humping the washing machine and I'm like WTF? UR DOING IT WRONG! Get your peen off the washign machine and do the frigging laundry!

That's how I feel about that.

Amyranth said...

Ergo, what's up with Wendy lately? Is she alright?

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Who is YOU?

ergoproxy said...

I hate it when my anons get mixed up!

You have them all nicely in a drawer and then next thing you just cannot find the one you are looking for!

It's so annoying!!

They look so alike on the outside the only way you can tell sometimes is by trying them on, then the wrong ones are such a pain

Amyranth said...

Ergo, sounds like one of them is so wrong he's humping the washing machine!

-A

ergoproxy said...

amy she is on cholesterol medication and inadvertantly drank a decent amount of grapefruit juice which contradicts really badly

she's having tests done to make sure no damage has been done, but she just has pains and is just feeling pretty shit

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Amyranth said...

Ergo, sounds like one of them is so wrong he's humping the washing machine!

-A

July 7, 2008 10:34 PM


O_O what

ergoproxy said...

K is it on or off
I mean I've heard the spin cycle can be quite exhilarating

Amyranth said...

Yeowtch!

When she was talking about grapefruit, all I could think of was "Gin and Juice" so I thought maybe she'd had a bit much to drink.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello 6!!!!! Stay away from grapefruits

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Amyranth said...

Yeowtch!

When she was talking about grapefruit, all I could think of was "Gin and Juice" so I thought maybe she'd had a bit much to drink.

-A

July 7, 2008 10:37 PM

It was something like that.

Anonymous said...

rollin' down tha street smokin' endo sippin' on Gin and Juice......

Amyranth said...

Great, Psychic Anons.

-A

ergoproxy said...

well it was vodka and juice which is why she didn't notice until the pain began and she asked her friend who was getting the drinks

Anonymous said...

You know Ergo, it could be!

But still! I'd be like, great, now I have to disinfect it! Putting your junk all over the machine indeed. >_<

ergoproxy said...

oh yes ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

Just proves that having a penis can get into all sorts of strife!

Amyranth said...

I hope the washing machine wasn't imbalanced

*WHACK*

-A is cringing in sympathy.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

O_O

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Just proves that having a penis can get into all sorts of strife!



O_O


There's no way you could know this of course, but Cloud Strife is the name of the game character I've been playing since forever and recently re-playing and so this is funny to me on more levels than you know. ;)

Martha Smith-Jones said...
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toujours said...

i'm back.

make room for me on the couch, plz.



hey, kapunua, emailed you. no rush, though, basically i answered your questions and thanked you for yelling at me up there aways. :)



have the anons gotten all mixed up again? i had them wrangled quite nicely the other night. :/

Anonymous said...

the BBC did a documentary about guys who like to bang their cars. there are so many freaks out there.

Amyranth said...

Hiya Teej,

*scoots over*

Got the newest Mutts book, wanna take a gander?

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Steve O from jackass has said in his blog that he regrets doing all those drugs he did. Because it has messed up is head and his health. He is back in a mental institution

toujours said...

oooh yeah, amyranth. i kinda fell behind with those.

*snuggles in between amyranth and the arm*

Anonymous said...

Toujours, I'm sure the love professing anons (which by the way I'm not a part of), will all magically reappear early morning for you to play with later :)

ergoproxy said...

anon I heard about that!!!!!

he even had a favourite and almost felt like seeing other cars was cheating!

TJ I think no matter how hard we try and keep these anons sorted someone comes in and messes them up again

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello TJ

Anonymous said...

the BBC did a documentary about guys who like to bang their cars. there are so many freaks out there.

July 7, 2008 10:53 PM


I heard about that. I could say something mean here about someones. But I won't

toujours said...

er...ok, thanks 10:56.

it's not my fault i draw the romantic ones...warped by barbara cartland, remember?

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

the BBC did a documentary about guys who like to bang their cars. there are so many freaks out there.

Slow news day.

-A

Anonymous said...

They probably enjoy the company of a fellow thespian ^_~

toujours said...

hey martha. :)


*tsk* i know ergo, isn't that just the way of it? i almost feel like a housewife again, picking up after their shenaningans...

why oh why did martha stewart never do a show on organizing anons?

ergoproxy said...

MJ that is really sad


amy!! I remember seeing you like calvin and hobbes!

I have some of those books and a few t-shirts
my fave is white with a little print of C&H all calm with the name above it top right on the front, but the back is a huge yelling calvin with "I hate tortellini gross yuck tortellini"

Amyranth said...

Ergo, I love Calvin and Hobbes. Especially the Snowmen strips.

I bought my Dad the hardcover collection for Christmas last year, and now I'm regretting not getting one for myself. I don't think he's even cracked the spine on his!

-A

Anonymous said...

i wonder what Mayo/Carmine/Gerard is doing tonight.

toujours said...

They probably enjoy the company of a fellow thespian ^_~

*hmph* i'll have you know i've always been attracted to strictly boys.






lol, sorry. couldn't resist.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Ep it is sad. But some people can't see what that stuff does to them until it is either to later or they will have long term side affects

Original Punk J said...

Has anybody seen my mind? Cause I'm pretty sure I lost it in here somewhere...

ergoproxy said...

very true MJ the momentary thrill can lead to long term effects they never even consider



amy the snowmen are classic! I really want snow just to make some nice mutilated, stabbed and beheaded snowmen
I love the calvinosaurus too

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Walks on tip toes. Looks around the floor for J's mind. Nope sorry.


Hello j

elena said...

Hello everyone....

ergoproxy said...

hello J!

ergoproxy said...

hi elena!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello elena

Amyranth said...

Anon, I also read that as Lesbian. XD

Hiya J, we don't save minds around here, sorry.

Hallo Elena!

Ergo, the one I've always wanted to try is the giant head looking over the hillside.


-A

Anonymous said...

Cool TJ, I just checked. AWESOME! ^_^ And you know you can count on me for a shout down if I feel like you're getting down on yourself. ;D heh. But it wasn't really a shout down, more of a pep talk.

I will send you an answer and I still owe you a HUGE long email! Now that my cousin has left I should be able to get on that. :D

Anonymous said...

And now I'm thinking about Queen's song "I'm In Love With My Car."


O_o

Anonymous said...

J, check the bedside table drawer.

ergoproxy said...

or Madness "I like driving in my car"

Anonymous said...

And also about what the anon said about getting into strife.

Dont' mind me tonight. I'm all kinds of wrong.

Anonymous said...

And I'm getting all the threes again. GO ME!

Anonymous said...

GO ME!

ergoproxy said...

squishy

toujours said...

hi j -- i thought all minds were required to be checked at the door...?

hi elena. :)


cool, kapunua. i need a long email to read at work --- i mean read and respond to in my leisure hours here at my folks computer...

i did. no, really. that's what i meant.

Anonymous said...

Nice Kapunua!

toujours said...

*scowls at page change*

i dislike becoming an inadvertent non sequitur.

elena said...

Ergo

Don't start that again....

Not squishy....No, no, no!!!!

Original Punk J said...

Hey Martha, Ergo, Amy, Elena, TJ (are you here?), Anon.

I'm telling you guys, I saw my mind here somewhere a couple weeks ago, and now it's run off. That's got to be the explanation for it.

Or maybe Monty and Phil stole it.

What's all this about cars and stuff?

ergoproxy said...

good one K


*checks bottom of shoe*

*sees something*

*discretely wipes sole on couch leg*

No J haven't seen your mind about here at all!

Amyranth said...

Squishy non-sequitors?

Man, this is more cryptic than Mayo.

-A

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