Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

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Anonymous said...

Buywhahaha!

I didn't even try!

I love when that happens.

Smoke said...

You little sneaky sneak!

sdock10 said...

Hi you crazies!

Anonymous said...

Okay well then, I am going to post my crazy shark dream.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

I win! I win!

Sore losers. ;)

sdock10 said...

Hi Jules, Smoke, Mustard!



Mustard, did you ever get TBID?

Anonymous said...

So as usual I've been having really crazy dreams.

The first one is a culmination of the things I'd seen and thought during that day. It starts out with me walking around this college dorm trying to figure out where I want to go from there, trying to choose a door. (Yes, I know.) Out of nowhere, Angela Lansbury comes floating down with wings and she tells me that, should I run into Edward Norton, I have to tell him that when he transforms into the Incredible Hulk, he should temporarily die, so that he leaves his body. In this way, he won't be responsible for anyone he kills. If he stays in his body while he hulks out, he will be a murderer.

I think this makes a fantastic amount of sense and I go off to find him.

I end up in an amusement park sort of like Universal (where the Hulk roller coaster is,) and the roller coaster there is called The Incredible Shark, and it goes into a tube underwater where sharks swim by. I'm looking around for Edward Norton when I see that the roller coaster is about to break and decapitate someone. (There had been a news story about a guy being decapitated on a roller coaster.) The roller coaster breaks down and the sharks start to try to break the tube. Eventually they succeed and the entire park floods. People float to the top.

Here is where the park turns into my back yard, complete with the aviary and everything. So people are treading water in my back yard now, while sharks are swimming under them.

Edward Norton enters the scene and I realize that instead of turning into the Hulk, he's going to turn into a shark and fight the other sharks. I give him the piece of advice that Angela Lansbury told me to give him and he says it's a good idea. I also tell him to wait until the sharks actually seem dangerous before hurting them, because so far they're just kind of hanging out. Then I see a family of six treating water. (There had been a news story about a family whose boat capsized.) The sharks start to surround them. So I start to herd the family behind the aviary where the sharks can't reach them.

I'm standing on top of the aviary with Edward Norton and he decides it's time to become a shark. He jumps off the aviary and as he does, he turns into a shark that's about 80 feet long. He starts to fight all the other sharks, but they are also ridiculously huge and he's outnumbered. I start to yell to him to quit it, come back up to the aviary because there are no more people in the water, but he can't seem to get there and then I realize he can't hear me because he has left the shark body. Finally he gets too tired and he turns back into Edward Norton and I fish him out from among the sharks with a big net. He's all bloody and sharks have chewed on him and I realize that i have to take him back to the college where he can get medical treatment.

So I take him to the emergency room in this college where he's bleeding everywhere, but everyone is ignoring him. (I had seen this news story where a woman had gone to the ER, and the staff had ignored her and she had died there. It was horrible.)

Now comes the part of my dream that always happens: When I think that the main character of the dream can't handle the situation or will be overwhelmed, I step in and take over their body to become them until the crisis passes. I do this in every dream where things get intense. So I decide to become him, and when I do, I start to make a huge scene. I start breaking things and throwing things and screaming that people need to pay attention to others around them who need help. No one is listening and I'm yelling about how comfortable everyone must be when they don't have to think about who might be dying.

Then Angela Lansbury floats back down and heals him/us.

And then my alarm went off.

I was so angry and emotional and nervous in the dream, but as usual when I have a dream like this, I woke up totally refreshed and inspired. I can usually explain where the aspects of the dream come from, but I can never explain why I wake up feeling so fantastic.

Smoke said...

Please do, K! I wanna hear about Edward Norton as a shark. :)

Anonymous said...

There was no one here for 7 minutes, and we all popped up at the exact same freakin' time.

We are connected by some cosmic connector or sumthin'.

Anonymous said...

Then two nights ago I had a dream about Sweeney Todd. It was George Hearn as him; that's the Sweeney Todd I grew up with and I had a sort of a crush on him when I was a little kid. In the dream I was baking a cake for my birds (which I have been doing, since the worm shortage,) when Sweeney Todd came into my kitchen all surly and depressed and unreachable. He asked what I was baking. I started singing "A Little Priest" to answer his question, when suddenly I looked into my back yard to notice that the fence was gone, and across the way, instead of my usual white trash neighbors, there was a crematorium. I noticed that they were throwing a body onto a funeral pyre (not even inside the crematorium, just burning a body out there in the open,) and I knew immediately that it was Sweeney Todd's daughter. I also knew that if he saw them burning her body he would go totally nuts. So I started singing really loudly, and every time he would turn to look out the window I would body-block him so he wouldn't see what was going on.

This went on for the whole dream and it seemed like a really, really long time. It was long enough for me to feel this whole spectrum of emotions like pity, fear of what he would do if he found out, guilt for singing through the whole thing, and a really eerie fondness for him--the likes of which I had as a child.

Once again I woke up feeling totally awesome and inspired.

Something is deeply wrong with me!

sdock10 said...

Well, there you go. Another Jules dream that should totally be a movie.



Mustard, I agree. Cosmic connection.

Anonymous said...

Nope, not yet, Sdock! I waited so long now from the release date, I'll probably wait until Wednesday so I can see what first week sales were like? Yeah, I dunno what my little copy will affect, but I'm off-balance like that. ;)


Jules, crazy dream!

Smoke said...

Jules,

Your dreams rule. I mean damn.
How in the hell do you dream shit like that? How? O_O

Anonymous said...

Too true, Splash. ^_^

Well guys, I have to go out and plant those plants. I did promise Jo-chan that we would play more FFVII for sure, and that later we would watch Advent Children again.

But i will for sure pop in and out during the day. :)

Thanks for letting this be my dream journal!

And Mayo, I had that happy feeling when I woke up from that dream about your post, too. O_o

Anonymous said...

Hehhee, you guys, I so badly wish that I could film my dreams like in the Christopher Walken movie Brainstorm. Except I know that if I had the power to visually record my thoughts and dreams I'd probably use it mostly for porn.


;D

Anonymous said...

Twenty twenty surgeryyyyyyy!

Sorry, I had 2020.

I gotta run you guys. Thanks for letting my psychobabble. :D

ANyne else have any awesome dreams, I love to read them!

Smoke said...

And there all that is. :)

Anonymous said...

Bye, Jules! Have fun planting and playing!

Smoke said...

It feels weird today. Like it's Saturday. Doesn't feel like a Friday.

Anonymous said...

It can be Saturday if you want. It can be any day you choose. I set precedence. ;)

sdock10 said...

Damn, my dreams are lame compared to Jules'. In my dream last night or this morning (not sure), I was watching MCR perform. Only it wasn't really MCR. It was just Gerard. Only it really wasn't Gerard, it was someone else but in my head it was Gerard. So like whatever. And I kept trying to make my way onstage with him only to be blocked in every sort of way. Getting the evil eye by security. I end up making out with some guy in the front row and by this time, it's time for "Teenagers". Yeah, so I see that "Gerard" is letting all these kids come up onstage and they are getting to sit in these desks. Looks like some classroom setting and whatnot. And I'm like all hello no this ain't right, I want to be up there too. So I make my superhero Angelina Jolie move and end up onstage and I blend in with the kids and run to the back and find me a desk. At this time I realize that my "outfit" is barely hanging on and almost naked. Doing my best to tie my shit together, Gerard motions for the "kids" to get up there and do their little dance. I decide just to hang back because of my wardrobe malfunction, but I notice that Gerard is staring right back at me. He's motioning for me to get my ass up and go out there. I shake my head no. But he just give me this look that I must do it. So I pull my clothes together. Run up there, half covering my face and I start doing the little "cheerleader" dance from the video.

And then, I wake up.


WTF???

Anonymous said...

Bwuahaha!

It really is getting hot in herre!

That's crazy, Sdock!

sdock10 said...

Wasn't it though? It was weird. I was hellbent on getting up on that stage and then when I did, I was ashamed and scared. But I rocked it. I totally rocked it.

Wish I could remember who I was making out with in the front row though.

gnothi seauton said...

In honour of Americans:

They don't stand on ceremony....They make no distinction about a man's background, his parentage, his education. They say what they mean... they are always first to put their hands in their pockets. They press you to visit them in their own home the moment they meet you, and are good humoured, ambitious and brimming with confidence in any company.

Apart from that I have nothing against them.

( Tom Stoppard )


Belated Happy Canada Day :\

I'm sorry, I have no adequate quotes for all the Canadians.

TTFN

Smoke said...

Hi GS!

Solly,

O_O

WTF?

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

I dunno. Maybe someone out there can tell me what it means.

Hi GS!

Bye GS!

toujours said...

good morning everyone.

ok, so i know it's not really "morning", but i've only been out of bed for about a half-hour. i'd probably be asleep still if it weren't for sisterlor waking me up with a text message.

it's always weird when i sleep like this. i just don't normally crash out for hours. and i always feel worse when i wake up -- achey and creaky and grumpy. totally b-movie monster.

*gaaaaaaah*

*stumbles around, arms outstretched*

*villagers run*

*monster shambles directly to the coffee pot in the kitchen*




that's pretty much how it is.

except now, once i have my mitts on the coffee, i come straight here.

"must. get. coffee."

"must. get. blog."


but reading that poem posted overnight, it made me realize that i'm always here. my heart is always here.



anyway, no dreams to report, because i don't seem to remember them upon waking anymore, except maybe for the flavor they leave behind.

and thank you to present for the song -- normally i'm all what-ev about the beatles and their subsequent work, but that song clicked. i needed to hear that.

and thank you to it's me -- i knew there was something important about hawk, but all i could remember was eagle's message. i guess i need to listen closer...

i have to run an errand now, but i'll be back later.

i'm not able to stray far from the blog, after all. (so sad...*unrepentant grin*)

sdock10 said...

Hi TJ!

Bye TJ!

Seey later, TJ!

Wasn't that TJ???

Smoke said...

Wait, what? TJ? Where?

*looks around*

Nope, just an empty coffee pot. She's been here but I didn't see her. O_o

Smoke said...

Alright. I'm off to finish watching Gladiator for the thousandth time. Later peeps! :)

sdock10 said...

It is insanely, creepily quiet around here.

Smoke said...

I know! OMG!

Anonymous said...

You are what I cannot say aloud
You are my hidden song
You are my tears
You are all my saints
You are all my demons

Every secret I whisper
I whisper to you.
Every prayer I say
I say for you.

You are my bewilderment
You are the astonishment I wake to
And if you are real
And not a dream

Then this world is more beautiful
more holy
more treasured
than ever I imagined it to be.

sdock10 said...

What are you doin?

Smoke said...

And it goes quiet again. O_O

Off to ride around on the golf cart in the heat. WTF?

Later.

Smoke said...

Oh, well hello Anon! Hello Solly!

Solly,

You need to come on over and ride with us. Like now, damn you!

sdock10 said...

Anon,

That's really, really beautiful.

sdock10 said...

Well, wait on me then.

Okay?

I'll be there in a few minutes.

WAIT ON ME!

*growls*

WAIT ON ME!

Smoke said...

Okay! :)

Anonymous said...

I'm building a "dream wedding dress."

I know, right?

Hey all!

Anonymous said...

Have fun, guys!

Be careful.

farawaysoclose said...

beautiful poem anon!

can't stop guys, just a quick pop in to say ta ra from me for the evening. hope everyone is having fab days/evenings/mornings. meant to say hello to present who i haven't seen in ages!

oh god how could i forget!! Kapunua you and your dreams!! both awesome!! and the edward norton/shark one!! hahahaha! so good! you iz crazy! was it wrong of me to want you to fuck him in that dream?? highly probably was!!

solly i loved your dream too! that is the kind of dream i have when i am half naked and fucking embarrassed and wondering why the fuck i got myself in that position!!

ok so i gotta go! hope everyone is having a good time....mayo and SS included obviously!!

love to you all!

Anonymous said...

Okay, so I'm waiting on Solly now.

FASC: O_O

Hiya Mustard!

Bellatrix said...

Hello Mayo,SS and Family!

Happy Fourth Of July guys!
Hope you are all having a great day.


Wendy,glad to know you're feeling better.


L,great to see you around!


Right Lovelies,take care.Can't stay,unfortunately.
See you tomorrow.
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*

farawaysoclose said...

fuck quick refresh!!

*biggy hugs* princess, solly, mustard and anyone else around.


and now i am
















gone!

(i know i'm childish you don't have to tell me!!)

farawaysoclose said...

shizzer!!

hi/bye bella!!

Anonymous said...

Alright, we're off to ride around the plantation! :)

See ya!

resurrected wreck said...

Some dude in a giant van (big car, small penis) nearly ran me down in Kensington Market this afternoon. So I gave his van a whack, to which he started hurling abuse at me, so I flipped him the bird. This is a victory of sorts for me as it marks the first time ever that I remembered which finger it was that I was supposed to use. Usually by the time I've sussed it out they've driven away.

Sad, isn't it? I'm just not a hardcore kinda chick, I suppose.

I can't do a back bend either.

Anonymous said...


:-)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, hearts anon :)

Anonymous said...

Obama Nods solemnly while gripping podium

McCainSolid Saturday Night Live performance

Anonymous said...

Wow, silence is lurking in every corner of this place.

I was looking for some fancy poem or quote to post about silence, but all of them nearly tipped my corn-factor scale, so, nevermind that.

Anyhoot...

Amyranth said...

Ashlee Simpson is trying to lose her pregnancy weight NOW, and she hasn't even had the baby yet.

Now, I've never been preggers, so correct me if I'm wrong, but the doctors sometimes WANT you to gain weight, right? Safer for the baby and all that?

-A

elena said...

Just wanted to stop by and see how everyone is doing.

Took time out from blowing up things to watch "Jaws". Yep, it's a great 4th of July movie!!!!

Anonymous said...

Some dude in a giant van (big car, small penis) nearly ran me down in Kensington Market this afternoon. So I gave his van a whack, to which he started hurling abuse at me, so I flipped him the bird. This is a victory of sorts for me as it marks the first time ever that I remembered which finger it was that I was supposed to use. Usually by the time I've sussed it out they've driven away.

Tsk tsk RW. I always had this impression of you being pure and innocent, but I'm proud either way lol ^_^


Happy 4th of July to my fellow Americans. Stay safe guys. To everyone else, have a great weekend.

Amy, what the hell is Ashley thinking? You have to wait until you give birth to start losing the weight :O

Amyranth said...

BC, that's what I was thinking.
Dude, is she gonna freak out at the first dirty diaper too?

-A

Smoke said...

Grrrr!

Mayo,

I am so pissed. I went and took all kinds of pretty pictures today and my stupid ass computer won't download them. >_<

Oh, and Solly almost fell in a hole at the cemetary. She literally had one foot in the grave. Bwah!

sdock10 said...

True story.

One foot in the fucking grave.

I just knew someone had grabbed me by my ankle. For real. I went hobbling away like a little bitch.

Smoke nearly pissed herself laughing at me.

Thank goodness I didn't get hurt.

I asked her what she woulda done if I had broken my ankle, she said she would have just laughed at me.

Anonymous said...

BC, that's what I was thinking.
Dude, is she gonna freak out at the first dirty diaper too?

-----------------------------------

She probably will, but at the same time, some of these celebrities are either idiots or completely nuts. Weird first names, weird diets, etc etc.

That whole scene freaks me out.

Smoke said...

I would have. No joke. :)

sdock10 said...

Probably would have just drove off and left me in the grave to die.

Bwah!

That's if you could have driven away whilst laughing uncontrollably.

Smoke said...

I know, right? OMG, Mayo. It was the funniest thing. I swear to you.

I really wanted to post my pics. Damn it man!

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Maybe it'll work tomorrow.

sdock10 said...

*runs wild through Mayo's just fucking cause*

*stops, checks out the Viking Kitty mural*

That is totally fucking awesome!

Anonymous said...

i do know.
we are.

Smoke said...

Huh?

sdock10 said...

Say, huh?

Smoke said...

All we are.

sdock10 said...

*yank, yank*

Where the piss is Mustard?

Smoke said...

All we are, we are we are all

Smoke said...

All we need.

Smoke said...

Oh, sorry. I dunno where Mustard is.

MUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTAAAARRRRDDDD!!!!

sdock10 said...

All we are.
We are.
We are all.

sdock10 said...

Damn, I was too slow.

Dude, reckon Mayo is nervous? Knowing he has the 2 southern sisters home alone in his house?

Bwhahahahahh!

Smoke said...

Ha!

Mayo.

Mayoooo.

MAYYOOOOOOO!

May-ooooohhhhh.

Mayyyyy-yooooo.

sdock10 said...

You know what I think? I think that we're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever get out. We scratch and we claw, but only at the air, only at each other, and for all of it, we never budge an inch.



Anyone? Anyone?

Don't google!

sdock10 said...

DON'T CHEAT! DO NOT GOOGLE!

SMOKE!

DO NOT GOOGLE!

Smoke said...

Ummmm, I have no clue. WTF is that?

Smoke said...

If you want me to answer I have to GOOGLE.

Smoke said...

I think I know.

*snickers*

sdock10 said...

Why are Smoke and I all alone in BlogBelieve? Did everyone get sucked into a supermassive black hole again?

Is everyone out watching a real fireworks display?

Niiiiiiiice!

elena said...

Jaws update


That was no boating accident.

sdock10 said...

Did you fucking google it? Did you?

*sigh*

Anonymous said...

*is here*

Hey, dudesses. :)

sdock10 said...

*grabs on to Elena's shirttail*

The Blog is alive! It's alive!

Smoke said...

I had to. Do you know how long it's been since I've seen that movie? Do you?

Hi Elena!

Smoke said...

MUSSSSTTTTAAAARRRDDDD!!! You heard me didn't you?

sdock10 said...

Yayness!

Mayo can relax now because Smoke and I were about to fuck something up I'm sure.

sdock10 said...

Sometimes, we deliberately step into those traps.

Smoke said...

Okay,I'm going to take a shower. I'll be back in a bit.

Anonymous said...

I Googled. >.<

Hey, did you guys know that "googled" has been, or will soon be, added to the dictionary? I dunno where I heard that useless piece of information, but it was most definitely floating around out there somewhere.

sdock10 said...

What fucking dumbass is shooting off fireworks near my house? Hello, it's too fucking dry out here dumbass! You'are going to start a sonofabitching fire. Then you're going to be all like wahh wahhh, fire department please come put out the fire and don't let my house burn down.

Stupid fuckers.

sdock10 said...

*sigh*

So nobody knows where that quote came from???

Oh well, google away.

Googled in the dictionary, huh? Not sure how I feel about that. There are so many words out there already that I don't use. Why do they feel the need to keep adding more?

Anonymous said...

Psycho!

sdock10 said...

Wow, Mustard! I bow down at you googling skillz!



Did you see what PPU left us on the porch? Didja? Didja?

Anonymous said...

Bwuahahaha!

Crazy meffing unicorn.

sdock10 said...

Isn't that some funny shit?


What ya been doin' all day, Mustard? Did you get your wedding gown designed?

Anonymous said...

That thing was stupid.

You know what it reminded me of?

Remember cut-out dolls?

Yeah, it was that type of shit. My "Dream Wedding Gown" looked like toilet paper.

Smoke said...

Mustard! Solly! Whatchoo doing?

I've spent the last thirty minutes trying to reboot my computer. >_<

sdock10 said...

MOTHERFUCKER! I am having problems!

I can't get the link that FASC put up yesterday to load all the way. I want to read the Umbrella Academy "anywhere but here"!

HELP ME!!!!!!!!

Smoke said...

Mine froze up completely in the time that it took me to take a shower. Then it took me several tries to reboot it.

Mayo!

Buy me a new computer pweeze.

Smoke said...

Should I post Mayo my creepy new song? Should I? It's really creepy but I ♥ it.

Anonymous said...

yes, smoke

Anonymous said...

Brain of a Blogger

Smoke said...

Ok, what the hell? This is my new favoritist song by Ludo. :)

Ludo - The Horror of Our Love

The Horror of Our Love

I'm a killer
Cold and wrathful
Silent sleeper
I've been inside your bedroom
I've murdered half the town
Left you love notes on their headstones
I'll fill the graveyards
Until I have you

Moonlight walking
I smell your softness
Carnivorous and lusting
To track you down among the pines
I want you stuffed into my mouth
Hold you down and tear you open
Live inside you
Oh, love I'd never hurt you

But I'll grind against your bones
Until our marrows mix
I will eat you slowly
Ohhhhh
The horror of our love
Never so much blood pulled through my veins
Ohhhhh
The horror of our love
Never so much blood

I wake in terror
Blackbirds screaming
Dark cathedrals spilling
Midnight on their alters
I'm your servant
My immortal
Pale and perfect
Such unholy heaving
The statues close their eyes
The room is changing
Break my skin
And drain me

Ancient language
Speak through fingers
The awful edges
Where you end and I begin
Inside your mouth
I cannot see
There's catastrophe
In everything I'm touching
As I sweat and crush you

And I hold your beating chambers
Until they beat no more
You die like angels sing
Ohhhhh
The horror of our love
Never so much blood pulled through my veins
Ohhhhh
The horror of our love
Never so much blood

You're a ghost, love
Nightgown flowing
Your body blue and walking
Along the continental shelf
You are a dream among the sharks
Beautiful and terrifying
Living restless
We dance in dark suspension

And you bury me
In the ocean floor beneath you
Where they'll never hear us scream
Ohhhhh
The horror of our love
Never so much blood pulled through my veins
Ohhhhh
The horror of our love
Never so much blood

resurrected wreck said...

Hi :)

Smoke said...

Hiya RW!

Mayo,

How about that. We're all actually improving our brains by being here. Who'd have thunk it? ^_~

Smoke said...

Too bad it doesn't help with my typing, spelling or punctuation skillz.

sdock10 said...

Sonofamotherfuckingbitch!

I keep getting eaten by blogger and myspace.

And I still have yet to read the comic!!!!!!!

GAH!

Smoke said...

You'll have to come to my house tomorrow and pull it up, Solly. :(

Amyranth said...

OM NOM NOM

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, S&V and Solly! :)

Whatchoo doing? Did you have a fun 4th of July? Besides nearly falling into a grave, I mean.

Amyranth said...

I picked up the TUA trade today.

Worth my pennies.

And um, TBPID! is only $17.99, but no nifty coffin :P

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, A :)

TUA trade?

Smoke said...

Not much, RW. I wish you could have seen her. That was the funniest shit. I swear. I want you guys to see my cool pics! I got some creepy ass angels at the cemetary and some handwritten gravestones. O_O

And a nice pic of the river down from my house. It's where you go when you have cement blocks for shoes. Ha. ^_~

sdock10 said...

Yeah, we did, RW. We just rode around and took piccies!

Hi Amy!

How's Hazel?

Smoke said...

Hi Amy!

resurrected wreck said...

Sounds like fun was had by all! well, at least by you, S&V ;)

I iz downloading some new tunes. Well, I don't think they're actually new songs, but they're new to me.

Smoke said...

Niiice. Do you like Ludo at all? I love Ludo.

resurrected wreck said...

I don't know Ludo. i shall have to look them up.

Right now I am downloading Kaiser Chiefs, Fratellis, The Cribs, and Franz Ferdinand.

Amyranth said...

RW, yes. TUA trade paperback of the books, plus extras, like Gerard's concept sketches of TUA. I like it, and it means I can stop thumbing my comics now.

Hiya Solly and Smoke!

Solly, Hazel is doing great! She's not as upset when I put the drops in her eye now, I think she's figured out that the drops are good things. She's on the mend and should be all better by next Sunday.

However, the Vet told me that she's got Level 1 gingivitis, so I have to find something for her to chew on so she'll actually start to clean her teeth. Otherwise, she's gonna make friends with a toothbrush the hard way.

-A

Amyranth said...

Mmmm... you guys are reminding me that I need to update my MP3 player.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

RW, yes. TUA trade paperback of the books, plus extras, like Gerard's concept sketches of TUA. I like it, and it means I can stop thumbing my comics now.

0_0

Where did you get them??

Smoke said...

Uh-oh. Kitties don't like you to mess with their teefs.

Which makes me think of the viking kitties 'baring their teefs' as Lucy says. Bwah!

sdock10 said...

Amy,

I have that too! I also forked out I think it was 60 bucks for like the hardcover book thingie. I think. I always pre-order everything from TFAW.

Great news about Hazel!

resurrected wreck said...

Good luck brushing your kitty's teeth, A!

Smoke said...

This dude on tv got 230 years in prison. O_O

230 years.

WTF?

sdock10 said...

Of course I mean about Hazel's eye and not her teefs.


FUCK, this sonofabitching darkhorse myspace is working against me!!!!

I give up!

You win, fuckers! YOU WIN!

sdock10 said...

I'm going to take a baff!

Be back in a bit!

resurrected wreck said...

SOLLY, DON'T USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER!

resurrected wreck said...

S&V, what Ludo songs should I listen to?

toujours said...

for sdock:

screencaps of the dark horse presents webcomic tua: anywhere but here

(they're in the comments, just scroll down to find them.)

Smoke said...

Ohhhh!!!

All of them!

My favorites are:

Love Me Dead

The Horror of Our Love

Lake Pontchartrain

and

Please


That whole album is good though. :)

Amyranth said...

RW, picked it up at my Local Comic Book Store.

Do you have one?

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Thanks, S&V :) I shall check them out.

Smoke said...

Hi TJ!

Smoke said...

Oh, and Drunken Lament, too. That's a good one. :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, TJ! :)

resurrected wreck said...

We have several local comic book stores in Toronto, A, but as far as I know none of them are very good.

resurrected wreck said...

I couldn't find TUA at any of them. Had to order my copies online.

resurrected wreck said...

Please tell me the Prime-8s are not going to be GerZ in comic form >_<

Smoke said...

There's not a comic book store here. We have to go to the next town about forty-five minutes away. And it's itsy-bitsy. :(

toujours said...

hi, you guys!

i have to wait to see all the tua extras. :(

i pre-ordered the hardcover. :D

sdock10 said...

TJ,

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

I dunno WTF is up with why I can't load that page.

Amyranth said...

RW, that's odd. Although there is a few stores here that we just don't go to. No service, not interested in helping you find what you want, half of them don't even acknowledge that you're there!

So we go to Redd Skull. Kel puts everything we read in a file, and we go in every two weeks to pick it up. It's a very nice arrangement.

Which reminds me, I need to get that Calvin and Hobbes set for myself yet..

-A

Amyranth said...

*frowns*

Darn, I was unaware of the hardcover. I might need to get that too now.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

A, TUA is the first comic series I've read since Bloom County.

resurrected wreck said...

Er... or should I say "will read".

*hasn't actually taken the plastic wrapping off her copied of TUA yet*

Amyranth said...

RW, I'm super picky about my comics too.

The only series I've read all of are Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon, GALS!, The Umbrella Academy and Bizenghast.

I can't be bothered with most manga, and a lot of comics have been hashed and re-hashed so many times there's nothing left.

Captain America is dead, and I hope to god he stays that way.

-A

Anonymous said...

Sdock, your diction drips with disdain.

resurrected wreck said...

God, I miss Bloom County...

*wistful*

Smoke said...

Welp, I'm about to head on off to bed. Hope you guys have a great rest of the night!

Mayo,

Tomorrow, you will be....Hancock. I know, I know. Can't help it. You will be the unwilling hero. How about that? Have a good one, Mayo!

SS!

I hope you had a lovely 4th! We still miss ya dude. Hope you're doing okay. :)

It's all about the viking kitties!

Love you guys!

Sweet dreams!

resurrected wreck said...

Night, S&V :)

Amyranth said...

I know they're running some Opus comics in the paper, but it's never the same. Like if Bill Watterson came out of the woodwork to do more Calvin, it just wouldn't work.

Sometimes, you can only have a good thing for a small amount of time, and maybe, that's best.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

True enough, A.

toujours said...

you're welcome sdock! i susually have a lot of trouble with myspace stuff, so it's a good thing i read it at work. :)

amyranth, there's lots of great comics out there, but you have to look at the smaller companies to find them!

oni press, for instance, and dark horse does a good job of finding interesting titles. fantagraphics is pretty good, but i don't read a lot of their stuff.

dammit! there's a ton more, but i'm drawing a blank on their names now. *urg*

but ther's castle waiting by linda medley, and the trade paperbacks of bone (which has ended now *sad face*)by jeff smith. if you like samurai stuff, you should try reading usagi yojimbo by stan sakai, it's awesome! who could resist a wandering ronin rabbit??? :D

one of my favorites (that i have sadly fallen behind on) is age of bronze, by eric shanower. it's this amazingly well-researched retelling of the trojan war -- with art that just makes me drool. truly beautiful work, and from my favorite time period in pre-history...

and, and...

i should stop now. *sweatdrop*

Amyranth said...

Hahah! Hiya Teej!

I'll be back in a few guys, just going to run to the store for some Vim.

-A

toujours said...

oh! and there's this anthology series called flight -- really incredible stories in there, lots of new artists. it reminds me of "heavy metal", except without so much the naked women everywhere. *grin*


er...no, really. i'm shutting up now.

*slinks off*

Anonymous said...

Hey everyone

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, BC! :)

*squeeze*

sdock10 said...

Anonymous said...
Sdock, your diction drips with disdain.



Whatever do you mean?

Bwahhahahha!



TJ,

Again thank you! I struggled with that fucker for a good hour.


Hi again everyone!

Nite, Smoke!

Anonymous said...

Hi RW *squeeze* how are you? I left you a comment earlier about that incident you had with that driver ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

I saw it, BC :) Thanks for it, it made me giggle!

resurrected wreck said...

I rather suspect the guy in the van was a local celebrity, or someone who thought he was.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello everybody.


Winehouse sings in Spain, glass of wine in hand (AP)
AP - Soul diva Amy Winehouse sipped from a glass of red wine and looked a bit unsteady on her feet as she appeared in front of a large audience at the Rock in Rio music festival southeast of Madrid on Friday.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, MJ :)

Re. Any Winehouse: I don't know why she even bothers these days.

sdock10 said...

Well, BlogBelieve, it's that time again.

And thanks to TJ, I can sleep peacefully now and not go to bed all fucking agitated and shit. (I hate when things don't work like they are supposed to. Can you tell?) I now know all about the Prime-8's and whatnot.

Have a nice night and I'll catch you guys tomorrow!


Love ya'll!

resurrected wreck said...

G'night, Solly :)

toujours said...

no prob, sdock. :)

hi bc, martha, resurrected wreck!

pardon me if i'm missing bits of the convo -- i'm hopping back and forth -- trying to put together this video meme for my lj -- i was tagged about a week ago on the thing. *oops*

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised RW. I bet he thought he was someone important :p

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Solly. Hi Mj, how are you? Hi TJ

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

'Nite, dude. Did you manage to catch any badass super duper fireworks? Did you stand there looking up with your mouth wide open like a little kid? I remember how fucking cool it used to be. Hell, what do I mean? Used to be? Fireworks are still pretty cool when you get to see a good show. So, yeah. That was a pretty pointless paragraph.

Okay, so it's bed time. It's already tomorrow grrr...I mean today and my mouth just keeps getting filthier.

Have a spectacular night, Mayo!

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Create your own fireworks!

Original Punk J said...

Hello, girls (and any guys that might be lurking), how's everyone?

resurrected wreck said...

I wouldn't be surprised RW. I bet he thought he was someone important :p

He certainly did! I'm surprised he didn't yell at me for whacking his precious van.

Jerk.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello bc, amy ,j rw and tj

goodnight sd


I am okay how are all of you

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, J! :)

Amyranth said...

Hiya Ladies!

I can't stay on long, Mister got himself a Summer Chest Cold and he looks, and sounds, like a bag of shit.

-A

Anonymous said...

Hi J, how are you? I'm okay, but I'm hating my new haircut :/

elena said...

Happy 4th of July


Hey Mayo.....Look I think I have conquered the clicky link thing!!!!

This is what I wanted to show you last night....


miss firecracker

Anonymous said...

hiya amy. i send my get well wishes to your dude

resurrected wreck said...

Sucks, A :(

When did you get your hair done, BC? What did you get done with it? I'm also not thrilled with my new hair. I got it done on Wednesday. First off, it's not the colour I asked for and secondly, she cut it. I didn't want it cut, I've been trying to grow it out. She said she was just going to tidy up the nape, but she ended up taking off a lot of the curls at the back. She's a talented hairdresser and she always gives me something that looks good, but it's not always what I want. Sometimes I think she's got something in mind for me when I go in and if that clashes with what I ask for she just works around that to do it her way.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Elena! :)

Anonymous said...

hi elena

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello elena

Original Punk J said...

Hey Martha, hey RW! I'm delirious with fatigue and some pain, but other than that I'm just peachy-keen.

We decided yesterday that since L'Emerald's whacko dr wouldn't help her, we would go to the ER this morning so they maybe would give her something for her pain. Which they did: they gave her 2 Percocets to take away the majority of her horrible pain, gave her an Ultram scrip, and sent her on her way. Then we went to GNC and bought some supplements and vitamins, and then Target for the scrip and some groceries, then to Food City for things Target didn't have.

Then we came home. :P

Amyranth said...

J,

How did the Percoset work for L?

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Sounds like L needs to get herself a new doctor, J.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

amy you asked what i was going to ask. I hope all is well with you amy

Anonymous said...

RW, I got my hair done yesterday. Even though the place I go to has cheap prices, one of the things I really hate about it is that the hairdressers rush too fast to get your hair done, and I don't like that because there's always a chance they'll fuck up your hair.

And it's not the first time I came out of the place not happy with the style. I'm gonna see if next week I can make an appointment to get it fixed at a professional salon. Even though it costs more, I like that the stylists take their time to make sure my hair comes out the way I want it to.

Unfortunately, that was not the end of it. I also chipped my front tooth, and so, I have to wait to next week to get it fixed, and that requires a needle.

When I smile or laugh, I get self-conscious about it, and I like to smile and laugh a lot.

Original Punk J said...

Amy, the Percocet worked pretty well, considering she's been in this "flare" since Sunday evening. o_O

BTW, I'm glad to hear baby Hazel is doing so well. We were saying that she would see Mister with his crud, and bring him her eyedrops and say, "Here, Daddy, Mommy got these for me, maybe they will work for you." AND, she's a gorgeous little miss! She reminds me of a silver fox.

HEY ELENA! Sorry we didn't call last night, it was Night o' Pain for both of us. :(

Hey BC, I'm sorry about your haircut, what happened?

RW, yeah. To beat all, he IS a new dr! Just in the same system.

resurrected wreck said...

Chipped tooth? >_< How did you do that?

Amyranth said...

J,

So glad to hear about L. I hope she works out of this frigging flare quick!

Hazel is somethin' else isn't she? She's apparently only 5lbs 2oz, but she's got the attitude of a 12lber!

She tries to suck up to Mister when he's sick, but he's kinda miserable right now. He's also stubborn and won't take anything, trust me, I've tried the eyedrops and purely out of spite! XD

-A

Anon616 said...

Hello Mayo, SS, BC, Ergo (with us in spirit), Amy, TJ, J, Elena, Martha, RW......everyone!

How are you all? Good, I hope! Me? I shall live - for now. YAH me!

Thanks again to everyone for the well wishes. I appreciate them greatly! *hugs*

J: Is L still no better? :(

Whipped Cream Anon: YUM! And a sparkler too! Thank you, love. I've missed you!

TJ: How are you feeling today?

Sweetcheeks: *big hugs and kisses* How's your tooth?

Amy: How's Hazel and the job situation?

Has anyone heard from Entropy today?

Did you all have nice 4th of July/Friday?

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Anon 616 :)

Amyranth said...

Hiya WENDY!

Nothing new on the job front. Just the usual. And Hazel is doing excellently, except I jinxed myself earlier when I said she was taking her eyedrops well. :P

-A

Anonymous said...

J, well, the haircut didn't turn out the way I liked it, so I'm gonna try to make an appointment at this other salon that I go to and get it fixed, even though it's gonna cost me $30 *sighs*

I hope L is getting better *hugs*

RW, yesterday, when I went to go brush my teeth, a piece of the tooth fell. Apparently, it was already starting to loosen for a few days before it happened, but I only just noticed it when it fell.

Not the first time my tooth broke though.

Amyranth said...

Meow?

-A

Amyranth said...

Hahhaa! Congrats BC!

-A

Carrie said...

I always hear from Entropy, she's my internet girlfriend, or as my husband says with dripping sarcasm, oh, I am so happy you found your soulmate, finally. Anyways, her boyfriend is out of ICU and responding well to treatment, her Dad got her car fixed (and brought her chicken nuggets when she was starving}, so I think, she's almost having a good day. :)

Anonymous said...

Hiya sugarplum! Are you feeling any better? *smothers with super sloppy kisses and hugs*

I missed you!! My tooth: I have to get it fixed in another week, and it requires a needle to the lip :(

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